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You guys picked the wrong thread, so I'm gonna go shower and fap then play a video game.

you gonna order 10k of doordash from DIAMOND DONG

This
I hate this faggot so much

that's very unkind...

The other thread is better but this one was first and meets the criteria needed to be the thread so according to the law we must use this one.

Stop encouraging fags in /cum/

Where does Jason live ?

genuine question, why do you hate me?

fap then shower! come on, you know that's the right order.

for ruskie anon: why are russian women simultaneously very trad but also universally give the impression that they would skin me alive if given the chance? they are abnormally intimidating.

Cleveland

I hate one dimensional sex pests

ok but that is how friendships start

at a party fucking around (doing anything)

guy starts talking to you about the fact you're fucking around

chat back

if you vibe with each other you now have a new friend

I can attest lifelong friends were made this way both myself and from other friends. it really isn't that hard. for every person who doesn't want another contact in their life there are 3 who could use a friend and 1 loner who could use a close friend

10k of doordash from diamond dong

have you considered leaving Anon Babble? that would fix your problems

I hate that faggots make their personality "I'm horny and a faggot"

Hello mudda
Hello fadda

No but I'll continue trying to get you banned, especially since I know it bothers you
Not that I report you myself ofc :^)

mudda

is this a jojo reference

sexo con mejican cummy bummy

Let a fly into the house :/

the other thread was a boring repost of a thread from yesterday. how un-creative, which also means it's probably a pedocel thread cause he always made threads with the same few images

you're definitely the only one who's annoyed

Didn't you say this before and multiple people replied to you and even showed screenshots of having you filtered, and you still replied like an obnoxious faggot

shut up, threadcuck

im horny

calm down pedocel

okay?

People who live in areas reliant on tourism but shit on tourists constantly are annoying as fuck

This op is a fag which statistically makes him more likely to be a pedo

possibly.

but we know that pedocel is indeed a pedophile AND he gets mad when you don't use his thread AND he makes threads over and over again with the same image.

You guys are so mad

I fap in the shower. Exfoliating my scalp right now.

I'm sorry for lashing out at you ok
I just genuinely hate goon addicts. Not just addicts but people who revel and celebrate it. I see it as animalistic and disgusting.

I want to see pictures of Jason's dick

addict

im on nofap

the loud, big kind? or one of those little ones that make you feel like you're hallucinating until you slap it into bits on your arm or food and show the person "see?!"

emma stone is ageing beautifully, by the way. i'm more attracted to her now than ever. i'm sure this has nothing to do with my own being an old fart.

I don't believe you and it makes me regret opening up
Unless you're like transitioning or something then it would make sense

Catch it Hawaiianiggers

be me

18yo, thinks he's peak cool

obsessed with becoming "alpha" from Anon Babble threads

decide today’s the day to flex irl

wear fingerless gloves, aviators, and a "swole" tank top

feeling like a main character

head to Starbucks, gonna charm some barista

see cute girl in line, reading a book

brain says “this is your moment”

remember Anon Babble advice: “just be mysterious and deep”

walk up, lean against counter like I’m in a movie

“heya, you into… uh, *philosophy* or whatever?”

she looks up, clearly weirded out

panic, try to quote Nietzsche from a meme I saw

“God is dead… and, uh, so’s my loneliness, y’know?”

voice cracks mid-sentence

barista snorts, people in line staring

girl mumbles “I’m just trying to read”

try to recover, say “bet you’d like my katana collection”

hear someone whisper “oh god, this guy”

spill my iced latte trying to look chill walking away

go home, refresh Anon Babble for next life hack

mfw I’m still not chad

The loud giant kind

Hairless chest, arms, back, and face

Jungle pubes, ass, and legs

Why am I like this

Also the "I'm posting gross shit repeatedly while also playing a cute little wholesome frog character " is just grating to me. It just sets off alarms in my head that makes me angry.

Have you ever been a victim of racism?

ok i dont understand you. you claim to hate me but dont bat an eye when the real gays spam?

easy kill, then. enjoy your next hour.

no. why would i be?

yes, I saw some brown pipo at mcdonalds and they should not be here, it's racism.

fuck chuds lol

So you aren't actually gay?
But yes I hate that too but at least that's more easily reportable.

No because racism is prejudice plus power

fake post, bitches always want to see your katana collection

i had too much pepper and now my nose is runny

power is not a necessary condition of racism

you're a perplexing character. for some reason you seem to have it out for me. did i hurt you in your previous life?

im brown btw

I just explained it to you though
You seem to have trouble confronting your flaws

To me the issue is hardly the gooner part because, really, it's tied to the human condition. Some people are horny often in the same way some people are hungry often or angry often. What I find to be the issue is when people can't separate appropriate settings to start acting like a degenerate from inappropriate settings.

I would equate it into alcoholics who pregame every event: drinking before they go to work, drinking before they go shopping, drinking before they attend court hearings, drinking after good news and drinking after bad news, and so on. The kind of alcoholic that you grow annoyed at ending up drunk at the end of every interaction, if they aren't drunk already, is very similar to the annoyance I get from people who are always discussing horny shit.

okay sorry. you can continue seething at me since that makes you happy.

There has never been a normal or heterosexual post made by an tranime poster

what went wrong with jason

What I find to be the issue is when people can't separate appropriate settings to start acting like a degenerate from inappropriate settings.

This too but it's Anon Babble so I can understand people being a bit inappropriate
What I hate is his repetition and unwillingness to understand
If other posters did it and I recognized them (like Brian and fk) I'd have it out for them too. The way schizos flipped out on iceland for the dog shit is the way everyone should be treating Brian, fk and sexo guy imo. It's the repetition of it that gets me, like not only "I'm flawed" but also "my flaws are good things and paramount to my personality"

Parents didn’t throw him out of the house

I literally touch my dick every couple minutes I am fucked

i like g gundam. does that make me a weirdo? that last scene with domon and master asia makes me cry.

mexican immigration but only hot women doing romans

So are you actually a straight man? Because that would redeem you somewhat. Or are you a trans lesbian woman

im tired and shleepy

Humpy Dumpy : 81% of ******** have thought about suicide, 42% have attempted it, and 56% have engaged in self injury

Didn't you just get a job as a chef recently or was that someone else

Girl i was talking to on a dating app ghosted me
Im very heartbroken now

yes you're a weirdo. turn a is way better

self injury

That’s so me

someone else. im not good at cooking

why would you be heartbroken over someone you weren't even dating yet?

i like turn a too.

he caught feelings

then you're good

I like turn poo

I would post along with people who react to those posts if it did anything. If a janny doesn't think a post is worth removing you're nothing more than a minimod trying to get people to change their posting behavior. I'd rather just ignore posts I don't like.

That being said I fundamentally agree with your diagnosis of the loser mindset being very annoying. They tell you "The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth" but they don't tell you "The child who is not embraced by the village will sometimes just remain the same feckless loser who mostly just annoys the village to feel anything"

mexicans aren’t whi-

Paragliders

is therapy worth it?

sexo!

If you get a good therapist who isn't a woman and doesn't try to prescribe you pills

Hahahahaha

Sometimes and maybe, depends on the therapist you get and the issue you have. Sometimes psychiatry is better, sometimes just raw dogging your issues is the way to go.

hearty lol at that picture

do you have experience

TooL is the only therapy a man needs.

just cracked open a nice warm beer

warm beer

Sorry for bullying you again ok
I'll try to just ignore you from now on

huh?

I thought you're the sexo guy
Whatever
You

that's not me

doesn't try to prescribe you pills

Anecdotally speaking medication almost completely turned my life around in an indescribable manner. I would stay the fuck away from anti-depressants unless your baseline is unironically worse than some of the worst mental places anti-depressants can take you.

deciding whether to buy a car and live in it or just live outside

live outside. you need to be hobomaxxing anon

I get horny before my refractory period even ends

maxxing

i'm convinced

I think the point of medication should be to only use it as long as it's necessary, and to eventually get you off it
But most people seems like they just take it forever without working on their issues, and then when they stop taking it their depression or problems just come back

poor pajeet, he got to experience the first world

shagbark.substack.com/p/how-to-live-on-432-a-month-in-america

Research the specific rules in your area, namely city overnight parking

I am sorry for bullying you

I’ve been taking antidepressants for the past week

this thread is fucking boring let's talk about ww2 fighter planes and jets

it can be. i ran the circuit three times. twice of my own volition, once at the request of a lady. the first guy was very clearly doing a job, and was being... 'reductively clinical' about it? i'm not sure if that's the right way to put it. anyway, he just always asked me about my sleep and my job and he clearly just wanted me out of there. i don't blame him. the second was a lady, and i was not in the mood, so i yelled at her, called her a "cunt", (deeply regret this, she was very nice and maybe she could have helped me. i was just in a rage at the time.), and left. the third time, another lady, i was truly wanting help and was very patient. she was the first talk-therapist i had visited. we ran over a lot of things, and she did indentify some stuff i hadn't noticed on my own. she was wise and very adept, but when we got onto the subject of self-destructive tendencies, we couldn't agree. we essentially arrived to the same conclusion, that i want to blow myself up and don't wanna stick around long. her feeling, was that was my problem and what i needed to heal. what i said was, if i'm bent on it, you know i don't want to try and heal and only want to make the problem worse. and this was back before therapy was in chic! so i really effed up.

I've been considering playing some more HOI just so I can plane maxx

for me? it's the sr71

Thus far I'm finding my 30s to be much better than my 20s. I feel like many social retards like ourselves are more likely to come into their own (and mature a bit, finally) in their 30's rather than their 20's.

t. 33-year-old

Used to massacre innocent German and Japanese civilians

The Aryans are concieved as the friends, the faithful, and the allies of the God of Light, who combat for him against the God of Shadows, Ahriman, and against his (((emissaries))).

Never met a white guy named Rodney

White people are prone to luciferic evil, coloreds more to ahrimanic

No respect I tell ya

They've started banning me from all boards now on my home IP (because I have like probably 100 bans on that IP). Probably time to reset the router

chilling here on my balcony waiting for my sushi to arrive

this is the nazi plane they have in the science museum in chicago i think it's the stuka from nazi germany????????

he wasn't white though

post brown brazilian women

what a terrible exhibit.

Quit playing ashkenazi Jews are white

sushi

based

u boat 52 in chicago nazi germany

I would have fought for Germany if I were alive during ww2

no they're not

post your sushi please

Quit playing ashkenazi Jews are white

this is the torpedo room from the uboat 52 nazi germany

terrone melty

I like how they put this in a far off corner and make the chuds walk really far for it.

They have majority European ancestry. They are definitely white

will do

They have majority European ancestry. They are definitely white

yeah jews are funny or whatever but antisemitism has no place in america

this is the boiler room inside the u boat 52 nazi germany

Yes I’m Jewish. Does that make a bad person? I don’t think so.

sushi has european ancestry?

consider: if there were no jews in america there would be no "anti-semitism"

Final solution to the anti semitism problem!

yeah jews are funny or whatever but antisemitism has no place in america

real life nazi flag

You have no argument

you guys are evil

i kek every time i see that picture

that's what the jews keep telling us

Yes I’m Jewish. Does that make a bad person? I don’t think so.

You have no argument

We are honest

do you work out ?
how are your joints holding up?
do you feel you're a successful man and you are where you wanted to be ?

Just curious, fren.
I'm 28yo, and I feel im lagging behind. Last year I was planning a life with my ex-gf and now I just work and work out.

Thoughts on Poland?

nazi badges, we have the EisenKreuz badge and the Hitler youth badge as well as the pin symbolizing nazi party membership

what did Jews ever do to you?????

ok, for one, they circumcized me

well that one guy got circumcised! nothing to me personally.

Whatever happened to those jew tunnels in new york shitty that they were flooding out of like rats?

ww2 usa

Increased my rent

Youtube adverts keep trying to normalize gay people

do you think they'll ever finally give up or will it just be a forever thing for the next few centuries?

fagberg gonna seethe about this one lmao

slavic brothers. love them

you are hateful

enigma machine nazi germany

Fart on my nuts when we fuck

They'll probably never give up completely but a lot of politicians and companies are suffering for it

it's just ridiculous, it isn't working any no one buys that they're normal. the more stuff people learn about the more upsetting it is too, like how they have to take pills for parasitic ass worms and stuff. horrible.

I will never have sex with someone as reprehensible as you

I will never have sex

Ftfy

"Humans" is too broad a category. You are evil.

BTFO

I don't deny being evil but it helps to categorize our evil so that we can properly address it
It's obviously whites and blacks commit different kinds of evils

I've already had sex before, and that probably makes you really angry. In fact your sexlessness is probably the reason you are seething so hard

Fucking some fat bitch isn't very impressive
Any guy can do that, even the ugliest incel could land a fat bitch if he tries

Why would it make me angry that you were diddled

Your seethe is very obvious. You're not hiding it very well.

Your rape makes me furious and I hope the perpetrator is arrested someday

I did foid exercises at the gym because no one was there and now my ass hurts really bad. Like to sit on the toilet seat is painful

I'm not even gay. If you were actually attractive you'd know how easy it is to get girls off Tinder, loser.

the last time i had sex, i didn't even enjoy it because i was fearing i'd get her pregnant or a sexual disease. also i couldn't find tissues or a towel to wipe my spooge off her tummy, so i used her shorts like the smarty casanova i am.

It's really hard to get ATTRACTIVE girls off tinder unless you are quite handsome

Putting a dumbbell up your rectum isn't a foid exercise

Cope, virgin.

griefing strangers in online video games is a perfectly respectable pastime

my last sex was with some russian hooker who didn't speak any english. it was more than a year ago

ok but if you're not handsome why would you think you should be able to fuck a hot girl? You won't fuck girls in your league, why should girls who are better than you have pity sex with your ugly ass?

Hot girls in real life are attracted to me sometimes, but not on tinder. Not sure why

Not my asshole my ass cheeks

kill yourself

no :^)

seethe more uggo

Can you speak Russian?

my last sex was with a woman 13 years older than me who works as a receptionist at an optometrist office, it was fine but she spent way too much time sucking my balls and i almost said something to her about it.

You're a virgin.

why's this macaque making shitty threads

I have never been ID'd since turning 21...

I am not, but you are ugly

No I'm not you fucking faggot

the dinner has arrived

Looks good but "bad sushi" doesn't sound like a very marketable name

what would you have said, if you had?

of course you are, uggo

I get more pussy than all of you combined, some hot, some not.

nope

i have had sex with several hot girls
stop projecting your failures onto me

your lies are boring

They aren't lies
They are the truth

probably something sarcastic like "oh yeah i love when someone sucks on my balls for like 5 minutes nonstop that's totally my favourite thing ever"

be a former soviet nation

can't speak russianese

Very odd

do you think we can get mr. soros on the podcast? or maybe his son

instead of being a sarcastic bitch it'd be better if you just moved her head

If a woman called me a good boy I honestly might end up getting her pregnant

American education

is that what you prefer when you're sucking cock?

with the exception of places like kazakhstan that have a large russian population thus necessitating everyone learn the language, only old pipo can speak russian in ex-soviet states

what does getting your balls sucked feel like

Mid

suck on your arm, now imagine that on your balls

you have a very feminine mindset, sweetheart. consider being more masculine and assertive: women will respond well to it.

The indians at the gas station never ID anyone

i am ugly and get matches with hot girls because i'm joy and goofymaxxing. have you guys tried that? really, i'd just do anything but post fishing pictures and i bet you'll do ok

weird. spooky, because it's the area you're most-careful about and suddenly you don't have control over it for a minute. not a fan.

during family gatherings i like to let my 10 year old cousins drive my car

Wild how women actively prefer to date or marry someone who’s been with someone else before
Kinda cucked to be honest

i saw a right wing niggas tinder profile that went viral last time after he complained about going on 1 date after 1000 matches and i don't understand how you niggas can create profiles like that. try to tailor it to women's preferences just a little, no one wants to see a dead deer.

idk

My brother did this and I used the break and gas pedal at the same time

mexicans are funny

I've never had sex

Funny looking

You guys are boring today

im having a good time personally

Might get banned for bullying poles good bye cum buds

cumpies, im drinking covfefe

well what we supposed to do? tell knock-knock jokes? a little soft-shoe routine? it's the weekend, man. God's day. we ain't gettin' paid enough to keep you enthralled all the time.

I get paid a lot to post here actually

why were you bullying poles

Because they are being too cocky

Poles always be talking shit they're like the leafs of Europe

I'm sick of my fucking life, all I do is self-sabotage and squander everything

and you're so unique, too!

Had a small slice of cake this morning going to have a second slice tonight

what kind of cake?

Lots of rude posts today

Anyone want to suck my balls

kinda gay

lemme hear you say truck yeah

it wouldn't be genuine if i said it now.

If sex wasn't scarce it wouldn't be as overhyped

sex isn't scarce though?

Only virgins and addicts overhype it 2bh

lol what's up with that

Cheese cake with chocolate frosting and mini brownies on top

OK Chad

One of these people is in a mentally ill state of delusion
Can you guess which?

every time I see this pepe 'feliz navidad' starts playing in my head and I can't get it out

The one that believes in a sky daddy

why do these mentally ill freaks always dress like some caricature of a teenage girl?

Left has sky daddy and human daddy, right has no daddy

he fends of. fends of what?!
*gets dragged away in a straightjacket*

Trannies think women live their lives entirely like a character from a ecchi anime

I feel like having other counrties around has a moderating influence on mexicans

like the mexican internet is a lot more vicious and stupid but being in places like youtube and interacting with other countries makes them not applaud people being set on fire for stealing a cocacola

Sex is only like 25-30% better than masturbation on average

but they can simply walk outside and see real women?

Seeing isn't the problem
They can't *think* like a woman. Because they are men.

nice. enjoy

ok but I'm a man and if I wanted to become a Real Woman I'd try to dress like actual girls do and they way I can do that is simply looking at them and how they dress

ive had my fun.

I'll believe it when I see it
But na, I think it isn't enough for trannies to just put on a sun dress or whatever, they need to push it to extreme in order to "satisfy" their desire for novelty. It's why even when they get their dick chopped off, it won't be enough

I would share it with you if I could

they want to be an anime girl. real women aren't really part of it.

thats because its distance from a woman that manifests into atogynephilia. They want to touch pussy and hold pussy but they cant so they disguise themselves as women and the inhate arousal at the sounds and movements of a women feeling sexual pleasure is directed into emulating the exaggerated aspects of "womanhood" and then masturbating.

Of course real women exist and piss and shit and their lives are somewhat mundane and not a constant idolatry of their own sexuality so unless they're seeking atention they dont actually wear these ridiculous clothes, so trannies stick out like a sore thumb

Trvke

wypipo dream about living in Japan and japonpipo dream about living in Hawaii

they need to push it to extreme in order to "satisfy" their desire for novelty.

this might be the case.

also will accept this as a realistic explanation, however real women will dress up as anime characters when they go to the anime con, but dress normal when they get back home. Why can't trannies understand this basic distinction?

their lives are somewhat mundane and not a constant idolatry of their own sexuality so unless they're seeking atention they dont actually wear these ridiculous clothes, so trannies stick out like a sore thumb

seems extremely plausible

Had to urinate in the bushes on my lindywalk

Trannies literally don't understand how they come across to people
It's hard to imagine but it affects everyone to some degree. Like how we look different in pictures or whatever. But with trannies it's this times 10

Waiting for the Icelandic anon to show up.

got my new toilet up and running
I lucked out because the flange was actually bronze and in perfect (though very dirty) condition
also interestingly, the waste pipe was made of copper

Another day in the country formerly known as America

what's it known as now

you picking up what im putting down

International economic zone

i just want to go back home. i miss my family, i miss the beach. i miss everything i thought i hated and wanted to get away from. i did everything i wanted to, i built this whole life very far away from home, and i hate it. and i could go home. i am capable, any time i want to. but i won't, because i'm a coward, and i'd rather sit in a careful, composed lie than do anything dangerously honest. sit and be, idiot. i'm sure this will all be very comforting when you're at her funeral.

haha why are you such a retard?

good question! i don't know.

why wouldn't you just go back to the beach and your family? a foid won't admit to having made mistakes? too proud huh

you're looking at a lonely lonely man

bake nu?

i'm not a woman, but i might as well be for feeling like such a helpless fool. God, i don't know... i'm married, we have pets. she's somewhat dependent on my passive income, i can't just leave her. it's not her fault i'm unhappy, she didn't do anything wrong. and if i did magically grow a spine, i guarantee i'd just get mopey and crappy about something else. i'm just not meant to be content. and maybe that's for the best. i'm useful when i'm restless.

are you the anon who has a brazilian wife?

no, i'm the one married to the polack.

why don't you just move back to your family then? what did you do, be a faggot and burn all your bridges? How hard is it to be like "yeah I was homesick and figured I'd move back home for a few years"

When does the Icelandic anon start posting? /cum/ is boring without him.

Usually around 7 EST or so

i'm just not meant to be content.

nature of a man is to keep striving

guy, you're not hearing me. or reading me, rather. my folks miss me to death, but i made a life out here. i can't abandon it at the drop of a hat, no matter how i feel. i made a promise to this woman, and somehow, i've lived up to it. granted it was due to luck and people being silly with their reading habits, but still. i owe this to her. and you know, the more i type about this, the more i remember why i'm keeping up with it.