Ha! Ha! Look at me! All wonky! Ha! Ha!
/brit/
If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging
in the sewer all alone
That’s my home
didn't know pink floyd had a gay following
Glad Sir Kier is finally reversing that idiotic Brexit.
Won by a thin margin with plenty of those who said they voted for it saying they regretted it as soon as they felt the consequences of it.
what?! they've got drainers in ireland??
love you
no it's more that I had forgotten that I just really don't like her very much and then I remembered
and I don't buy all the hardship bs and "mental illness" hoopla
something not right in that family
and all the comments under the video blowing smoke up her are vile
Love you bro
I tell you what I'm gonna do
gonna make love to a water rat or two
and breed a family
they'll be called the survivors
you know why?
cause they're gonna survive
nigga name is keir
voted Leave for banter purposes. Also voted Yes in the scottish independence referendum for the same reason.
there's no coherent political through-line to any of my votes beyond voting for what I think would be the funniest outcome
you don't think he was mentally ill?
idk i dont think she's being insincere, maybe not saying much but I think she tried to help him
i eat the night i do it twice!!!
There is no evidence Leo Tolstoy posted in /brit/ much less his posts were any good
nah I don't believe the popular narrative about syd spun by some very questionable people
also don't really believe in the current popular idea of mental illness in general
sorry
why is rorke so soft
also don't really believe in the current popular idea of mental illness in general
do tell
Must have expelled a few gallons of liquishite today. Weeks upon weeks of slop and 'ooze done a number on the ol microbiome
read thomas szasz
and maybe r.d. laing
mouseberg chewing the expanding foam all night long.... he doesn't care. he will stop at nothing to get back into my bedroom, despite there being not a crumb of food here for him. and this I do not forgive. you'll find what you're looking for, mouseberg...
orrrrrrrr.... you can briefly summarise because you're a sweetheart
get him caged and fed
reading is good for you
I concur.
t. Leo Tolstoy
If I were in a unionist pub and they start singing “up to my knees in fenian blood” I’d be out of there too. I honestly don’t blame the lad
peppermint oil
lavender and eucalyptus are good too
i probably read a million posts a day think it's making me mentally ill
*your eyes start twitching and veins pop in your forehead at the mention of mental illness*
patchouli
hippieberg mousethorpe
if he was so bothered then he should have offered every single irish man in the pub to a fight at once but no he had to storm out... childish
not very good at this are you?
Obsessed with baconberg at the moment
make him a little string of beads to wear
and a wreath of tiny flowers for his head
at what? i'm asking you to explain something you're clearly invested/passionate in
most people jump at the opportunity
Tiny little round mouse shades
to hide his tiny stoned little mouse pupils
Irish reddit are going to have a field day with this one
It’s over
your stupid ugly idiot stupid
noseberg hurts from pickingtoil
I can't put down the cup
can't put down the cup
I can't put down the cup
can't put down the cup
I can't put down the cup
can't put down the cup
I can't put down the cup
can't put down the cup
28 years a virgin
imagine
the missus is feeding the gf
not in the mood to engage in a discussion (argument) with you while you do a poor job of trying to troll me to be honest
I've got things to do places to go people to see ;)
Wanted to shag the cute girl at the cash register so I removed my pants and she screamed like never before
um
I love him so much
I'm just not doing anything and will soon be dead
And one day we will die
And our ashes will fly from the aeroplane over the sea
Was it about 9/11?
uuuugh my belly bubbly af, farting sesh beckons
goodbye
get them vocaroo'd
He's a good little dude.
He's just got the munchies.
I'm going to break his spine in half with a mousetrap on the morrow
mental how good breaking bad is
I will fight you to the death
i wasn't trying to troll or argue with you, denying modern mental illness was an intriguing statement and i wanted to know more
if i seemed unserious it's because it's 2am /brit/
suppose i'll catch you later
I wasn't really trying to argue with you either I just don't have the wherewithal to explain right now for similar reasons (didn't sleep last night) but I do recommend reading those two if you're curious
Today I went to toil, tried to learn more linux and hung up a white board on my wall
I will resurrect him.
The mouse archlich will renounce his patchouli for all encompassing knowledge of the mundane and arcane.
I will pray that he learns forgiveness before he learns fireball.
No? Are you retarded?
read my lips: huputhuphuphuphuthuthuthuphuphuh
just been raped by a black nigger
perhaps i'll take a look
night then, yank
here's the thing:
just bummed a bloke
what are you, some sort of necromouser
Ma'am, this is a Greggs. Please return your meat curtains to their coarse muslin prison.
I’VE GOT A BIKE
i remember you whiteboardCHAD
Know your place
And don’t ever forget
it's the noise, all the noise, all the noise NOISE NOISE!
he moves in the walls and he runs on the floor!
he chews and he squeaks up until half past four!
I was a nekomancer
The Chinese restaurant next door was less than impressed.
sex with indian women is divine because they are so baby crazy
*enters thread*
He's just making important steps to learning everything there is to know.
I DON'T KNOW WHY I CALL HIM GERALD
I do
oh how I would kiss his little nonexistent lips
sleeping just as stiff as mouse
man comes along and puts us out in the rain
oh he's fucking started chewing that's it another sleepless night, the unbearable noise I hate him so much
rorke getting utterly crushed by the weight of it all (metaphorically)
pondering my pet black nigger as he hoots and hollers round the house
what a jovial creature. not a care in the world
spill the beans
It's his name.
what do you feed him
peppermint oil you fool
bathe yourself in it
Just gained two followers on x after making an insanely racist comment
a dark creature emerged from the jungle and greeted us. it was a nigger. well, we didn’t know it then. back then we called them mudmen, because we thought they had covered themselves in dark mud
but why is it?
in bed farting
what's the first word of the xeet in question
you cunts are mental tonight
You promised me everything
You promised me thick and thin
Now you just say "Oh Romeo, yeah
you know I used to have a scene with him"
ktim
Your sanity will fuel his phylactery.
sometimes your own farts smell lowkey good
Me 10 years ago
Because you named him such.
gay if u wouldnt
MARGE SIMPSON PUSSY!!!
had bean chilli today so they’re extra spicy
UM
You’ll have to be up earlier in the morning to dox me sunshine
on the train
post pic
XD
what if i already follow you
first word is "It"
when I think of dire straits I think of having sex while flying around in the air
that and sting
Heading where?
I will fight you in a ring.
fit check
Negative. Don’t be schizo lad
Rorke
Mental how much we love you <3
outdoor nudes
the brownest nigga you know is posting on Twitter about saving the white race
Constantly grabbing my own groin because I worry I might have pissed myself in public
was hoping i was right and could spook you :(
XD. There.
do you piss yourself often?
like a mixup between michael jackson and liam neeson
You see I see.
nothing in my life has ever worked out
Don’t wanna be spooked ;(
wish i could post on the chon in public, it's blocked because i refuse to send a photo of my id to my service provider and have done for years
on second though it's a bit grim scrolling in public
I need the serum.
I have to say I really enjoyed listening to these two wholly British people talking about a really emotional subject with such grace and politeness.
i don't give a shit about you, i wanted a window view
gana zambia nigeria lesotho congo Mozambique Madagascar sudan morocco niger mali malawi uganda togo South Africa Ivory Coast mauritius benin chad
every african country i can think of right now
Welcome to the club
once posted on /brit/ from a pub in Spain
ok but is the fit fire or what
imagine if australians, for once, pulled their fingers out there arse and did some actual work: trans-australian train, from east to west, a train to rival the russian trans-siberian train
was about to mention niger but ah! there it is! right smack in the middle, ol' niger
almost sounds like nigger in a way
we have one you imbecile
you warmed up to her a bit or is she still off in your book
it’s pronounced nee-jer
nord
stop the cap
morning all
I am fucked
ceiling
ever seen a pyramid
proof it
Like whom bro? ;)
right. where to pick up the peppermint oil then?
potions and concoctions store
depends what kind you want
not going in there again he said his potions were too strong for me
should have pepper and mint in the kitchen lad
the kind that mouseberg cannot stand
could be
;]
hotdogs...
pot noodles...
toast...
just not getting much nourishment
can i sort by oldest on chaturbate
then that's probably the essential oil kind, the edible kind may work as well but essential oils are stronger
try sorting out a clue
You gonna get sick
not difficult to eat a handful of spinach is it
a bed simple
or
palm beside
or
spy melds
thank you leaf. this is mousebergs last chance then. if he stands in defiance of operation peppermint then he's out of luck it will be time for the snap traps.
not sure but do not search by youngest saar
Needs a doc
About that, it just hurt.
there is normally a moment of suspense where it looks like you won't be able to each the spinach, but then just in the nick of time, the spinach will get scranned and then bluto will get battered
got an adult woman fetish
In the UK, a wide variety of stores sell essential oils, including specialty aromatherapy shops like Quinessence Aromatherapy and Amphora Aromatics, as well as health food stores like Holland & Barrett and Superdrug. Supermarkets like Sainsbury's, ASDA, and Tesco also offer essential oils. Additionally, online retailers like Naissance and Aromatics International specialize in pure essential oils.
Chipped tooth while eating a sandwich
Not noticeable since it was the behind part of my tooth but now there's a sharp bit sticking out that hurts when I lick it, and no doubt it's going to keep catching food
Ffs
How to do another one?
FILTH
PURE FILTH
what was in the sandwich? small rocks?
you can try filing it with a nail file so it's a little less sharp but that might be a bit horrible idk
After 7
i accidentally bit into something solid and the top half of a tooth came out so it's just the base
haven't been for a checkup but it hasn't gotten infected in 2 years so i'm sure it's fine
Normally.
not doing much to help the brits have shit teeth meme lads
Not my idea
it's not a meme lad
you can't even fathom the horrific depths of dental agony so you better get the dentist appointment made tomorrow lad, you have no idea what you're risking
brits have cute teeth
I am tired
oi m8 me toof fell out
You are stronger, lol.
recall
I can consistently reach act 4 now at A20 on any character. can usually beat the tentacles. but I only beat the heart like a third of the time. and it's never a nail biting fight either, you either steamroll the heart or get obliterated by it, no matter how good your deck was at everything before it.
there's nothing "exposed" to get infected it's just as if I've shaven the top half off so it's just a solid flat base of tooth there
would have caused me problems by now if it was an issue
I bit the inside of my lip 3 times whilst eating the other day. Bleed quite a bit too. Turned into 1 big ulcer now.
get me horny :D
nah get it looked at
lovely stuff
and all the while the olive oyl wailing away
I floss before brushing at night and I brush twice a day (morning and night). Teeth doing alright although they're very yellow due to neglect in childhood and drinking too much coffee as an adult. Haven't stopped drinking coffee though.
nice to see some life progression from people in old memes
Don't mix shit up
ugh fine...
Same. Havent been to the dentist in years and zero cavities :)
good lad
used to bite myself a lot if I ate while angry
You are weaker
an intriguing bit of /brit/ lore is there are actually 2 (two) registered dentists that post here or at least used to a couple years ago
also happened while trying to eat popcorn while listening to and watching the who
the biting I mean
calculate
Is this cannon?
yeah dentists tend to be fucked in the head, who else would want to drug people and drill into their skulls other than maladjusted /brit/ posters?
Slay the spire?
just got reminded of that one gag where Quagmire raped Marge but she ended up liking it so she invited him back to the Simpsons house where the family caught them so Quagmire shot each member of the family including Marge
heard a strange noise outside, i'm scared lads
I don't know what you are talking about
yes, it was discovered when one of them mentioned being a dentist and the other probed him with complicated 8th year dentist school questions if i recall
must have been that bean I ate
tescoeses frozen lasagne
Moon looks suspiciously big
probably just a skinwalker. no big deal
XD
......ye
I don't think anyone specifically tries to become a dentist. I think they set all their studies under the general scope of being a doctor, then find themselves excelling at and understand the mouth and teeth more, or maybe not even that but the opportunity just arises. I don't think anyone plans to be a dentist any more than a doctor who specialises in bum holes plans for that either, it's just where they find themselves.
don’t know what this egyptians on about but he seems perfectly amused
What if I slept?
show us a pic of your room egyptlad
it sounded like that desu
i didn't think we had any. though we do have satanists and witches
how can I not be?
sometimes he randomly responds to posts with random words or emojis and sometimes he communicates coherently, but cryptically. all in all an unemployed and sexless sort.
the uk has elves fairies pixies and gnomes among other strange creatures
again.
yeah we shipped the strangest ones off in a big boat quite some time ago
he also posted a few selfies
don't start the cheek with me mister
What?
where does that go?
forsaken
too tired for a wank now
fugged it
get the head down
get the sleep slept
get the dreams dreamt
among the celtic tribes idk
need an asian gf to give me massages
okay x
squeak squeak! *chew chew chew*
Banshee is real
You in particular
woke up at 6pm did my project for 7 hours and did a project demo at 7am now I sleep
boxing
me?
woke up at 9am, had an online exam, banged the entire thing into grok and just copy pasted word for word back out
don't care if i fail anymore
and what is this quote on quote 'project'.... ?
I can get away with it.
The useless brown biomass is 7 billion strong.
sigma style
friend is a lab tutor you should see some of the AI shit he gets its hilarious
mad how there's been millions of /brit/ posts yet /brit/ doesn't matter at all
cringe
mmm you're quite wrong about that
plenty of dentists set out to be dentists
I've known some personally
for some people it's a family business everyone in the family goes into dentistry I knew a family who did this
working on a sequel to the internet
and there's only one of you, you never had a chance
Aktion T4?
It was fucking gang war.
These oriental cross dressers were in the fucking MAFIA.
These RETARDS were EUTHANIZED.
mental
Bro is off kilter
don't contradict me *my fist is flying towards your face with precious little time to react*
mousey on the right
everyone on the internet is calling things ‘grim’ now. that came from brit > outer int > whole Anon Babble > twitter
noticed people in outer int saying ‘sent that freak flying’. that’s going viral next
brit is powerful
remind me
/brit/ both matters more than anything and doesn't matter at all
just like everything else
received 2 pieces of advice from brop today
book a dentist's appointment and speak to my careers advisor
shall be doing neither i reckon
Fucking CHINKS.
welcome back emmett
ha ha ha that tickles
yeah?
*lifts one leg up and rips a big stinky fart*
*whole crowd starts whooping and cheering*
one day we're gonna get the credit we deserve toiling for years at the cutting edge of internet culture unappreaciated by all
we'll be famous, adored, beloved
on your deathbed your biggest regret is going to be not posting here more
wedid
ai is the best thing which has ever happened to humanity
lowkey want the best for Africa and want them to develop and stop fighting each other
watching the saudi arabian version of the office and it's like a fever dream
Never happens
Nah
I will pray for you!
what in the diddy gooner ahh hell did you just say to me boy
I shot you bam
i-i'm shy... *pulls my ballsack skin over my face*
need an apocalypse to cull the normie dysgenic freaks and lead to the rise of the introverts and incels
didnt happen though did it
I created this universe
so can i just type anything in this little comment box on the right of my screen and hit send and it'll go through then
I like how he shoots Maggie as well lol
Welcome sirs
21
hand of god?
rorke doing a liquid nitrogen wank or some shit cos hes fcked up or whatever
typing ANYTHING is not advised
Used to be hornier
Wouldn't be my first thought you are British?
Well
Sad level