/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

Tom Cruise makes me wanna join scientology but I’m poor.

Y'all niggas didn't know you could link threads with the URL?

The bad ending of omori is in its own stupid corner cause I hate that I have to watch my sweet boy omori die a horrible death :( If the music when it happens wan't fire as hell I would have never gotten that damn ending.

Wtf is actually wrong with zoomers? I thought maybe it was just western zoomers but yesterday I had to deal with an Israeli one and she was just as brain dead. It's like trying to talk to a severely retarded child. They don't respond to stuff. Just long pauses. They seem seriously fried

lol cope harder millennial

Thanks for the spoiler u faggit I planned on playing that eventually

Nitrous don't help me it just puts me in a trance

I'm talking about euphoria I'm not talking about a man

For me it was 6

Wrong I'm actually a zoomer myself. '97 lord of zoomers. We are the leaders of you

97

doesn't count

Bruh thinkin he aint a r*pe threat

holy based

/cum/ is officially a Zillennial general

Im listening to the audiobook version of mein kampf at work rn

What have you done so far today

I was born in 2007

i jacked off

which month?

Wish I had a gf, anyone else know that feeling

read 30 pages of a jo nesbo book, watched an episode of house md, drank a cup of coffee

no I just want a girl I can fuck

i have not eaten in like 2 days

Saem, but I'm too bad at talking to people and getting the things I want from them

5 (you)s

mommy...

reddit spacing

I ain't readin all dat!

i say tfw no gf out of habit and irony but i do not want a gf anymore. At my age my options are dating much younger or getting someone who is used up and ran through.

Leafbros, could the Oilers do it?

they look pretty strong but they are legally required to choke before winning the Stanlee

i prefer the Eulers

it’s been 32 years since the last time the Habs won the cup for Canada

I still remember when it was 10 years and the jokes were flying

Not funny anymore after 30 though

24 years old

Zero bitches

wait until you hit 30 and still no bitches, or only the absolute bottom of barrel TRASH

what's her problem?

it's the same with the Laffs, it's been 58 years since they won a Stanlee. There was an uptick around the 50 year mark but it pretty much stops being funny and is just sad, like those Baseball droughts going 100 years before being broken.

wake up

the sun is shining

the birds are singing

it's 80 degrees with a cool breeze without a cloud in the sky

greenery all around

an absolutely picture perfect beautiful day in every single way

And yet I still curse the Lord above for not having been born in GLORIVS EVROPA. Picture unrelated.

NOO, don't say that. I'm close to getting some poon, I can feel it.

so immigrate, it's not hard. you can basically just show up in most european countries and they'll let you in with bennies and a hotel room too

Some of the girls I slept with are on onlyfans now

My boss said I'm not as dumb as i look
He is a hardass so that is basically "i love you"
So happy today

This friggin moron is trying to eat the pollen and shit from my hood
He has joined me on lunch break the last few days

jesus was an alien it explains everything

wrong

you now remember how the media was trying to encourage the public lynching of a bunch of high school students for standing in front of an injun

I guess we can expect more of this over the next 4 years

I got my first bitch when I was 24

i'm completely sexless in 27 years, might as well be asexual

Melospiza melodia? Harder to tell

Had a turkey sandwich with mustard and some sour gummy worms for lunch

i have not eaten in 2 days pls stop talking of food thanks

I have no sympathy for the virgin brazillian, he can fuck a hooker at any second if he wanted to

I'm extremely happy to be a real trve american. The GOAT. The main character of the universe.

I tried fasting and only eating one meal a day but it never works
After a week or two you revert back
A healthy diet and regular physical activity is the ONLY way to loose weight

I'm not even sure he's really huezilian tbqh

Americans invented peanut butter

AHEM

Marcellus Gilmore Edson of Montreal, Quebec, Canada, obtained the first patent for a method of producing peanut butter from roasted peanuts using heated surfaces in 1884.

Dying at the gym but unironically

I kneel....

Americans invented basketball

eating beans 2bh

Yeah i knew a priori that carver the magic negro never invented peanut butter

iron age never ended

I do NOT respect women.

What’s next Rosa Parks never sat on the bus? Harriet Tubman didn’t exist

what the fuck bro i was just reading the wikipedia page about the iron age

James Naismith

Canadian

now I know you trolling nigga!

Our grandparents: read the odyssey, the iliad, Moby dick, the Canterbury tales, Oliver twist in school
Kids today: read diary of the wimpy kid and diary of Anne frank in school

i want dick in vagina

rosa parks owned a car, and her protest and the subsequent news coverage were all organized and paid for by political activists.
a form of manufactured consensus

qI think I read half of moby dick and peaced out because it was getting too gay 4 me

Dreamt that a huge ass milf who was wearing a bathrobe bent over and I ran over and bit her right in the ass

what are you gonna do about it

Checked out once that nigga started describing all the different species of whales

Read mein kampf

i take it you have a vagina

Rowley is literally me

in my province they've been taking out Shakespeare for homosexual indigenous books. It's all so grim.

yes i love cocks uwu

I remember reading macbeth and the catcher in the rye in middle school

i read a lot of books for fun ever since i was a child.

We read mein kampf in my high school history class

Doofus

i read a lot of books

Our grandparents: read the odyssey, the iliad, Moby dick, the Canterbury tales, Oliver twist in school

Most of these are not good literature for children. Aside from Oliver Twist (which is fairly pedestrian) the rest are complex enough to have entire college courses dedicated to them. You can read them at all at a high school level and maybe get good discussion with an honor's class, but I'm not convinced that you can teach the necessary depth to understand and appreciate them to the average high schooler. This is your daily reminder that the average American adult reads at a 6th grade level.
t. have read all of these

Why does Hebrew sort of sound like a mix between French and Arabic

me too and i steel do to this day be reading a lot of books

alot*

for niggas who be readin a lot, you sho ain't be typin like you've grasped the english language. zoomies be too reliant on spellcheck n sheet.

/cum/ has fallen, the nerds have taken over

youtube.com/watch?v=gykgtqOIM14

Remember that Australian who freaked out after a nurse made fun of his small penis

I don't want to go home

My last joint on the malecon until October

i like sph

Nobody prepared me for the feel of dealing with a geriatric parent.

Dad is 80 years old now

It's because I was born by accident very late in the game

Anyway today he called my phone, left a voicemail, then immediately sent me a text that read "please call (dad's number" with no further detail.

figure he's in the hospital and/or dying or dead

listen to the voicemail first

he left me a 14 minute long ramble

hello, um, we (he and his second wife) have been in town for uh SEVERAL DAYS

we would like to get together to see you

however we are not available on the following two weeks worth of days spread out across the course of a month

so, um,

give us a call back and- WHAT? YES I SAID THE DATES

YES I READ THEM FROM THE PAPER

(he continues in this vein for several more minutes)

uh, okay right so give us a call w- (hangs up)

Relatable

i'm that case you're in luck, i have a penis right here

how small

Life is just horrendous. I can relate to all this. My dad had me when he was 50. We had a falling out when I was In my twenties and it really hit him hard. This is why you shouldn’t have kids when you’re older

i just hope that my parents stay healthy enough that i never have to put them in a home. i'm not going to take care of them myself.

i want to disappear into a cave and never be seen by another human being again

Champagne Supernova comes on the spotify playlist

I just need a job

I just need some pussy

the US added 177000 jobs in april go out and get one

I did have a job for about two weeks but I called the HR guy a fag and got fired

that’s your own dumbass fault

Name one

It's all good there's plenty of job openings

I'm tired boss

You could literally just pack your bags and move to North Dakota

Do they like brown folk up there

just change your name to eaglefeather

/cum/? more like dead

i think we can expect a lull in the the mass media propaganda machine, they've solidified their leadership in most of the West at this point. they'll just let everyone fall into a false sense of security and then spring a big HAPPENING on us like Coof 2.0 when something genuine happens and they need to distract us.

always intrigues me how the groups who spend so much time shitting on "white males" always seem to appoint white people, particularly men, to run their show.

i come in and shoot fat sticky ropes all over this thread

pulls my ugly deformed cock out

What slop should I buy

Mom put peas and carrots in the spaghetti again. I’ve told her a million times not to but she doesn’t listen

take a shit on her slippers for revenge

youtu.be/sxTox2q79mw

and back on the filter goes mexico

spent an hour chopping it up with chatgpt trying to figure out how to make a web scraper so i could search the directory of the company i work for and find the full name of a girl i work with so i could stalk her on instagram

daytime /cum/ is more degen than nighttime /cum/, but at least redditleaf and schizojeet aren't here shitting it up

youtu.be/hX0aI5Jz8i8

I have an eye doctor appointment on Thursday

You are Gay

Did it work? If Saars ever figure out this for harassing women it's gonna be the end of the internet

they're gonna give you those drops that make your pupils YUGE and then you'll be all fucked up for 4 hours afterwards.

gooned to one of my favorite doujins

both of them are mostly West Coast hours posters

no, possibly for the better. i don’t know dick about coding that thing had me using google colab

it's so tiresome

Got some fresh shitstains on the bed

canada
u.s.a
mexico
serbia

I think I'll go in to work at 2pm today

work

faggot

I wish I was exaggerating too, but that's literally the books they have chosen

Thinking about poop

At the half KFC half Taco Bell. Need any thing ?

Baja blast pls

I'm in chinatown wit yo bitch

yeah i used to help kids with english. every book is about evil whitey

What kind of position requires English, Spanish, and Chinese to even apply? Customs agent or something?

big bowl of nuggets for me

Crunchwrap supreme and some nachos fries pls

need a woman that can keep up with my lifestyle

and that's a good thing

Hi

interviewer was a woman named ebony

dont think I got the job

You should’ve said hi ebony im interracial

Hahahaha

You should’ve said hi ebony I’m ivory lol

woman named ebony

ur fukt m8

Hi ebony I'm Brayden and this big white cock is about to enter your big black pussy

this

We all know that people are the same whereever you go
There is good and bad in ev'ryone
We learn to live, when we learn to give
Each other what we need to survive, together alive

Your life has no style

posting here incessently complaining about your lack of bitches and gooing to porn?

Ahaha you’re a regular riot anon

hello, I'm fat

she was mullato, achskually

I’ve always longed for bitches

Indian getting beat up by blacks hahaha

Unleashed a poo

Not funny, this guy did nothing wrong

So glad I'm not black

so culturally enriched. i hope he enjoys the diversity, i can tell those future astronauts certainly do.

Honest question, what the fuck inclines faggots like you to post shit like pic related then give me shit for posting 'Built for BBC'?

What do you want me to do?

Look at that image. It already says Built for BBC all over it just in the design. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. That lustful half smile, those wide hips, that apron, even the way the hands are positioned literally scream "BLACK PENISES ENTER THIS PUSSY". I didn't want to post this. I didn't even want to talk about this. But just look at pic related. How is that not built for BBC? In what world does a small elf child have those hip proportions and not demand a constant diet of African dick?

She is Built for BBC. I am not American, I swear. I am trying, desperately, as I type this, to see some *other* race impregnate this slut. I can't see it. That face just screams "Black Men Only". I can literally see the BLACKED memorabilia she owns just off screen as I look at this image.

Am I insane? Why am I wrong for pointing this out. It's all inferred so loudly I feel like it's practically driving me deaf. This bitch fucks black men exclusively. You have to be gaslighting me to think otherwise.

Sub continental fingers authored this post...

No, neet incel shut in gf

Set up an appointment to get an ignition interlock installed. Found one of the better companies. Going to be there for at least 6 months most likely

Stagnate your digestive system with a Puerto Rican switchblade that penetrates afros and braids

people always think Blahpipo hate Wypipo the most but they hate Asians and Browns even more tbqh

SAAR I SHARE BBC VIDEOS I AM ONE OF YOU SAAR!!

watching anime

posted this after a saar getting beaten up was posted

Curious...

got halfway through S2 of The Wheel of Time and didn't even care about it being woke, I mean, everyone's named like Jaqen H'gar anyway, but then it just became this chatty drama that I didn't care about. S2 was even worse than the last season of the Witcher, actually.

Nice quints
Watch the eternaut
Its actually good and there's no black people in it

My ideal gf is just me but a woman

I can't breathe or sumn

That sucks. I had one for 6 months too
It isn't too bad but if you accidentally blow after drinking you need someone to blow clean for you within a few minutes or you get in trouble

My webm seems to have ruffled a few dravidian feathers...

OH LAWD THIS FENT TOO SPICY

Anon Babble literally has a thread sharing videos of white people getting killed by blacks so that they can jack off to it

saw the first 5 minutes of that and I thought the show kinda dragged. I don't like shows where portentousness is a substitute for a budget. I'll give it a second try.

same but me as a woman

really it's not Ridley Scott who should be directing all the American shows today, but Tony Scott. Too bad he RIP'd.

same but me as a woman

do you think that's related to pic?

maybe I should clean up the beer cans all over the floor

sillies don't know about my snood

I've heard they're an annoyance and potentially an embarrassment but it seems relatively less stigmatized in my area. I'm sober and likely will be taking it easy for a while so violations aren't much of a worry.

learning about the NAZI book burnings

now i get it

brown people masturbate to blacks killing wypipo

this is old news, idk what they do when blacks kill one of them thoughbeit, probably switch to BWC worship

Good luck. Be careful with mouth wash and stuff too

add a statue avi and you have the average white nationalist twitter account

You gotta bring your sister in for an audition

all this blapipo talk is giving me n-sl*r fatigue

Pornojews make straight male actors do gay porn for years before they can touch women

be boymoder

boomer boss doesn’t know i’m trans

he’s nonstop bitching about how much he hates trannies and how he’d never hire one and shit

wtf do i do

My bratty 20 yo goddess sent me a risky lingerie picture

uhh blud ain't you like 42?

Magnus herschfield (jew) the creater of the transgender ideology who's books were all burned by the nazis (rightfully) was made minister of public health in Weimar Germany unironically

how does your gf feel about your purchasing of women's naked pictures

It’s a little naughty secret

Always add SynthID to photos to resume headshots

his boyfriend was chinese

There's a reason why Jews try to idealize the Weimar Republic

shat green after having dominos

i should get into weed so when people talk to me they think “this bum fried his brain with weed” instead of “this retard is exceptionally low iq”

do you keep a second phone or something

No what for

do german women not look through their boyfriends phones?

are you White and kinda dishevelled?

This is my friend in my driveway

why dont you sleazeball shaggy max

they do, but only to verify that their bf is indeed a cuckold loser

let me add Tyrone's number to your contacts, that way he can text you directly when he's coming over

wasted the first half of the day, let's see if I can turn it around

Idk probably but mine doesn’t

mfw brocolli pizza is something that people actually eat

No different than banana pizza here, jesus christ

yeah i would say entirely disheveled

tfw almost no lizards in Canada

Americans cannot suffer

If you're White, low IQ, and dirty looking they probably already assume you are a stoner.

bf is indeed a cuckold loser

Literally any human that dates a white girl in the west nowadays

Thoughts on this

you could try getting a prescription to treat your BPD

Yeah I have non alcoholic mouthwash. At least it will probably be only a year, and soon I'll finally have my driver's license back.

Vile Schlomo been posted here many times already

Need her

that dude follows me

Nice!
Why aren’t YOU following me toughever

/cum/ celebrity

I cover everyone’s shift when they ask but nobody wants to cover mine

agreed, that's why i only go for high quality brazillion girls.

picrel, me on the left

From 1924-29 or so it was decent.

Fans, they wanna mimic my space lyric, I take your brain to the space limit
Wait a second, I'll be done in one New York minute

what's your xitter

i drank 6 shots of whiskey and i'm still not drunk. i don't get drunk no matter how i drink

x.com/fktheog

But it’s NSFW…

high quality brazilian girls

They only exist in Rio Grande do Sul and Santa Catarina and they are Germanic

why are brown bois unable to appreciate brown women

all i know is they belong on my dick

Be a man. Work too much, drink too much and hate fat bitches

I appreciate southern brazilian girls

she’s megsican

What's left for the rest of us men?

Brazilian

Who's gonna tell him?

i'm a manchild

I hear ya, brotha, I only get a buzz well into my second bottle of wine

drinking watermelon redbull

Hope this isn't Alice

The united states is what the Weimar republic would look life if it just kept going

I'm straight but dicks are way more aesthetic looking than vaginas

Alice?

Skibidi dop dop dop yes yes

to be a man is to forever be a boy
- jason

he can't appreciate the subtle puffy pussies nor the bold roast beef curtains

Plebeian

cumpies, im drinking covfefe

i can't appreciate the bold roast beef curtains

kek that one really riled janny up

That’s a very bizarre post

accidentally left my door open the whole time I was gooning

what about a nice butthole

it's fucking over for brazilian boys in the US, brazilian colleague of mine trying to hit on american girls

If you were trans what would your female name be?

thoughts on the girls on this website
photoacompanhantes.com/acompanhantes/botucatu

probably should have said 19

Bando de VADIA!!!

3 days wasn't enough

I know how to ban evade (which I'm doing right now), so technically I never get banned, ever.

dumb tranny jannies still think it's 1999 and everyone has static IP addresses. Half the zoomers or maybe more are phoneposters

Footfags should be shot

Seems a little too quick

Footfags should be shot

it's over

whatever same thing

Use this for the new

entire population of MENA gone

and that's a GOOD thing

this is illegal for you to post. I hope you voted all 20 times for Israel btw

I tried voting but the payment client didn’t work

janny was not happy about this one

deleting anything remotely against the rules today

NUEVO HILO

i missed it what was it? something good?

MIGRATIO

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