dan the meme man edish
/brit/
first for me
mmhmm x
praise jah
zoomers have no idea how big the matrix was when it first came out
Sir Darth Vader
Dogshit zingers. Calling all dogshit zingers
Another extremely influential movie in that it kicked off the CGI craze in kid's movies
basically the end of traditional animation and all those older Disney films
cronem about to stress test a fresh pair of airmasses
Listening to the audiobook version of mein kampf at work
Have to do a fake autistic smile with the friendly, old black neighbour but I think he knows I’m a racist incel. It’s like how Doakes knows about Dexter
Boucheron for men EDP:
This is a callback to 1991 for sure, but in the modern, grey era of all colognes smelling like sauvage derivative's, we could use a corded telephone call back to 91’ with a cup of coffee and a cigarette. It would encourage us to remember what we came from.
They always say citrus when it comes to this one, when someone says citrus I think of terre de hermes, obsession, etc. Boucheron does have those notes but it’s so much softer, so much more pleasant..and certainly the old school elegance. A man of class would wear this, and a man of class I am. I reserve this one for extremely cold days..and evenings of course. In a world of black and grey…step out. Bring out the royal blue and gold…put on a suit, slick your hair back and Show her you aren’t afraid to be different.
why can't british culture produce worldwide smash hit bands anymore
replaced by woke fat singing women
yhe binble
i watch every new animated movie at the cinemas (alone)
fuckin crying
nowt wrong with that
poo pasta for tea x
look how original star wars is!
i go to every new animated movie and look for the weird guy sitting alone and sit right behind him and breathe and eat noisily
eating some cock soup. its not bad
me and the ex gf of 4.5 years were supposed to be looking for a house to buy rbut instead I’m sat drinking all alone in my smelly childhood bedroom
was looking at some cheap new build estates round here but it will just be full would be full of young happy couples and I’d just be the estate loner freak
oh lay an egg
fired up bing ai x
cpudem slowing down x
got the man complaining about muppets lore; joke for joke episode recap disguised as a video essay on
*starts kissing umposter's neck*
*rubs my hard cock against his twink bum*
*starts wanking his cock while pumping his bum full of cum*
How long does it take freetrade to make your money available to withdraw
ok
UM
"bands" haven't really been on the charts at all for the last decade at least. from ANY country.
The only "mainstream bands" nowadays are stuff like Maroon 5 and Coldplay.
That said:
Coldplay's Music of the Spheres World Tour is the highest-selling tour in history, surpassing both Taylor Swift's Eras Tour and Elton John's Farewell Yellow Brick Road Tour. The tour has grossed over $1 billion and sold over 10 million tickets.
would do the most heinous shit imaginable to umposters arse x
chocolate sex arse
basically my first experience bumming a lad when i thought i was bisexual
um um um *thighs squeeze together*
the batons are getting twitchy
my arse STINKS
got fucking mold around my bellend
sah dude
mold
foy
cronem send di waggy batondem pon snapchat yeah.. katy eager fi di vex quicktap mmhmm
considering getting my cock sucked
oho here comes the big man. Watch out fellas
Are you part of the cronem?
find a new gf then you twazzock
yeah
fuming that woke janny gave me three of the best for posting a racism
Yr Wyddgrug my bad
can you explain what this means?
earn 75k, crushed under taxes and live in a zone 2 house share
An unemployed African is given a flat in zone 1 for *nothing*
What's the fucking point?
So you’re black?
notice how ex gf of 4.5 years lad never tells us why they broke up? Bet it was his fault
I'm rather feminine
probably is the demographic
all on study leave for exams
wish we lived in the early 2000s early internet pre-smartphone era
um posters hatching out their little eggs going um um um in sync
are you ready for the 1000 year labor reich?
lol shes thinking 'if i shove my cock twixt my legs no one will see it' but i can see it anyway
mmhmm don't worry x
yeah
:3
Reparations
DASS RITEE
pretending to be black on the internet so you can post about black men's willies 12 hours a day
it's a very odd mental illness
sensational post
but di skinny goons dem, dem a mek a big mess inna di gherkin bathrooms dem noh? x
Took a shower when I woke up 14 hours ago
Doing another because I feel greasy already and need to shave
Bit burgeouse and indulgent
netanyahu has now condemned every country in the world
Jew moment
we gon do somethin aboutchu nigga
i fucked up my life my ex gf dumped me and now im sat in my smelly childhood bedroom drinking all alone
it wasnt my fault but she dumped me
post pic of skin, lad. Need to be darker than wood flooring
cdbell is her name
Thanks for the update. I really care a whole lot.
you bummed a black fella?
gherkin size?
Wrong thread
Try to read x
drunk exgf lad mentioning himself out the blue so he can reply to it trauma dumping
He has an attitude problem. He's getting really sassy.
The only reason non-whites exist today is because of capitalism and Christian ethics.
Under a Nordic Ethnosocialist order, we would have a White world.
more smelled something wretched and looked like my knob was covered in chocolate when i pulled it out
Manifesting a win in the euro millions tonight
this is pretty cool
could literally send your hand off to fetch help if you got yourself stuck under something like kryten in red dwarf
blud went full soyak
It's the tyranny of jewish capitalism.
di cronem dem a get impatient
dem need dem katies
sorry lad, that £140m is mine
think of all the money youre saving
Take the bassline out!
making a prediction that tomorrow morning I'll wake up, have a coffee and then need a poo afterwards
fuckin 'ell
FUCK YOUR ONION JACK
WE WANT OUR COUNTRY BACK
The Ziedbelg becomes impatient
The Ziedbelg needs his replies
what the fuck is his problem????
It would mean a lot to me no cap
was just saying this down the local McDonalds
Ziedbelg has been here all day long, what a sad case he is
ummm ain't dat right
jah bless
how can british people have pinkish skin while rest europeans have dark to orange and yellowish?
Start
pink skin is just pale with a good bloodflow, usually indicating it's cold out
have kept myself to 1700 calories per day for two weeks straight
on a dietberg you see
so just a normal day then?
There are many places that are only hospitable in a NW Euro sense relatively recently - anywhere that's very warm. Ethnics don't mind the suffering but until the advent of air conditioning and refrigeration the northern European lifestyle was incompatible with tropical and desert climes.
im not ziedbelg you sad lil timmy
we are pigs
how many calories do you reckon are in your knob
Scotland forever
Environments can be changed.
imagine unironically not supporting trans rights in the year 2025
LOL
cheese is quite high in calories
yea mate yea no chippy for ya.....no jacket potatoes with crispy onion, chili, beans, the lot.....no meat pies.....no CURRY SAUCE. and no BATTERED SAUSAGE
NO PUDDING EVER
GET IT THROUGH YA HEAD
Until you post a pic of your skin we'll assume you're mousenonce
check your mums my fitness pal
Between the age limits of nine and fourteen there occur maidens who, to certain bewitched travelers, twice or many times older than they, reveal their true nature which is not human, but nymphic (that is, demoniac); and these chosen creatures I propose to designate as "nymphets".
might shart me boom
I support them if they're pretty princesses like this
if they're ugly and don't pass then they're disgusting freaks that should be bullycided
this is the correct take
I love trans rights....
....AND LEFTS
ya gotta play the game ya know what I'm sayin
even if ya don't wanna play
ziednonce called out by an actual african
mousenonce is literally the one having a melty over me every day
For the shit
butter my arse
nymphic (that is, demoniac)
ARE THEY TRULY ONE IN THE SAME? NYMPHS ARE DEMONS?
russia is colder yet they appear with yellowish skin
i notice american with british ancestry have pinkish skin as well
british people are the fattest in europe
Got the FTV Girls on
Just post a pic of your forearm with a post-it note of the date
Can you do that? Why not,?
drank 2 cokes and gave myself diarrhea fs what a disaster
no thats normal
say something
not shy are you?
he already admitted that he's white
any gay homosexuals in?
I'm a straight homosexual
What's his endgame?
Bread with onion (£0.85) MTK Budapest
Terribly grim. late stage capitalism
were british we spell it diarrhoea
I will take the flag
imagine if he was sent to a male prison looking like that haha, or a female prison both option are pretty hot
I never asked for this.
*knocks it out your hands and gets in your face*
he watched his mother getting demolished by a BBC as a little boy and it ruined him
he's deeply traumatised because he saw his mother cheat on his dying cancer-stricken father with a black guy and his entire existence is just trying to project that trauma onto others
this is true btw
Yep, that's bread with onion
does look like good bread though
A former Royal Navy landing craft has been repainted with Pride colours to mark 25 years since the ban on gay people serving in the UK armed forces was lifted.
The vessel, which was used in the Falklands War, has become the first in British history to be wrapped in the rainbow colours
decent scran that
shut up
ahhhhh another hard day of toil complete :)
Alan is not an African he is one of 190’s VPN personalities, imagine being this fucking gullible
New offering from Lorde lads. Get in!
ignoring emails from my supervisor about where my dissertation is
getting drunk in my smelly room instead
You said it, Aussie.
grim. I empathize
dont get her shtick personally
Get a grip mongozoid
want to smash natalie mars up the battyhole
totally worth the many thousands of pounds you have paid
Isnt it also covered in lard? Yum!
broke my phone last night went to cex and got a google pixel 6 and its worse than what i had
that's jeff not alan you mong
Ziedbelg origin story
desuarchive.org
No bullshit when I was little and my father was in chemo my mother once brought home a middle-aged guy, looked like a teenager, I think he failed three grades, it was interesting how he fucked my mother (I peeked)
According to nederdraad ziedbelg used to spam about having a 10cm long thin penis (10cm en dun) before he started the cuck stuff there. 100% confirmed same guy
So he’s a little beta male who had to watch his mum cucking his father when he was a child…
And now he spends all day posting about black cock, cucking, race mixing, timmies with SWCs. Childhood trauma literally turned him insane
There is plenty of evidence if you want to search the archive. Search for “Ziedbelg” if you want to see what Dutch posters say about him
Making a cuckpost in Dutch on /nederdraad/:
desuarchive.org
Then the exact same post a few weeks later in English, in /brit/:
desuarchive.org
A selection of the characters he posts about in his cuck fantasies in Dutch (basically his Dutch equivalents of Cronem and Katy):
desuarchive.org
desuarchive.org
desuarchive.org
desuarchive.org
desuarchive.org
Some other search terms that bring up his Dutch posts:
desuarchive.org
desuarchive.org
He originally claimed to have a gf whom he watched get fucked by black men
He has since changed his gimmick and has went down a whacky schizo route where he obsesses over a building in London and posts using patois (using a translator, as his skills of patois were embarrassing)
mumberg and dadberg are paying and i have menthol elves x
Mars needs women
hingetoil has not been bearing many fruits recently
may need to change tack and put a summery top photo on
have you tried not being a pathetic waste of skin?
Literally nothing neekier than caring about phone specs
They're all basically the same if built in the last 5 years
Big boys don't cry x6
its been months and mousey still spamming his made up lore
LOL
it's been months and you still are mentally ill
jarunc
its something else your post is so far away feels like im looking at it through a telescope
you've been posting in /brit/ for two years now every single day and haven't made a single good post yet
what do you have to say about that?
rorke, the jewish people are NOT trying to destroy you, you need mental help!
I sincerely hope that you aren't a schizo and that this isn't true wew.
Human life is so grim.
Give me a matrix one!
that's like, your opinion x
Last gig I ever went to was Roddy Frame in 2006
yeah get a tan and get more muscle tone
you gotta want it
tobby
it's everybody's opinion
Ass
buy me a twix
forgot my pills again
*behaves the same as before*
screaming in rorke's face to read the API documentation and to stop fucking asking me silly questions, spit getting in their little mangy face. yeah that's right rorke
What an insane pair of chebs. glorious
idk how to get photos of myself tho
im quite muscly already
Sometimes I feel lonely and think I would enjoy having a gf, for company and sex and that. But then other times I think I enjoy the peace and quiet, the lack of drama, that comes with solitude. I think it's probably best that I'm alone.
scary stuff, sad if true. i used to post on /brit/ years ago, can't anymore because this freak has ruined our good reputation..
tbf university is completely worthless now anyway, ai is just going to do all the entry level, graduate jobs
just get pissed up lad, have a good one
WHY TAKE THE PILLS THEN?
:P
Searching for posts that contain ‘cronem’ and in ‘be’. 2393 results found.
he's not even belgian he's using a VPN
din dins x
Give me a one
Where the American left tried to turn "January 6th" into a historic landmark like 9/11, a way to "never forget" the evils of MAGAchuds, the British left meanwhile has sort of memoryholed the Southport riots and after the arrests attempted to just sweep it under the rug like it never happened
I think this is due to maybe how polarised the Americans have become- Democrats and Republicans don't want to convince each other, they at this point want to kill each other. Whereas to Starmer et al, Southport-sympathetic Reform voters are potential swing voters he needs to win the next election
idk how to get photos of myself tho
HAVE SOMEONE TAKE THE PHOTO
Just filter him and move on
Let him continue on his path of self destruction
*Travels back to GCSE results day 2013 and fixes my personal timeline*
all these filtered posts
laaaaaaaaaaads you seriously arguing with zeidy? just ignore him ffs
I have him filtered on Anon Babble x
I'm phone posting atm though
What's the beverage?
wasnt even aware he was spamming til people started posting about him
he doesnt exist for me
these fucking mongs cant help themselves but give attention seekers exactly what they want. you can fix a room temp IQ
Say what?
Around peoples who offer too violent a resistance to attack from within he weaves a net of enemies, thanks to his international influence, incites them to war, and finally, if necessary, plants a flag of revolution on the very battlefields.
In economics he undermines the states until the social enterprises which have become unprofitable are taken from the state and subjected to his financial control.
In the political field he refuses the state the means for its self-preservation, destroys the foundations of all national self-maintenance and defense, destroys faith in the leadership, scoffs at its history and past, and drags everything that is truly great into the gutter.
Culturally, he contaminates art, literature, the theater, makes a mockery of natural feeling, overthrows all concepts of beauty and sublimity, of the noble and the good, and instead drags men down into the sphere of his own base nature.
Religion is ridiculed, ethics and morality represented as outmoded, until the last props of a nation in its struggle for existence in this world have fallen.
Now begins the great last revolution. In gaining political power the Jew casts off the few cloaks that he still wears. The democratic peoples Jew becomes the blood-Jew and tyrant over peoples. In a few years he tries to exterminate the national intelligentsia and by robbing the peoples of their natural intellectual leadership makes them ripe for the slaves lot of permanent subjugation.
reminder more people died in the notting hill carnival than in southport riots
Not yours though:
same
wouldn't know what to do with a gf anyway. she'd get bored quickly
Need about 5 mins more
dole the mara. dont wanna go. always just makes me feel bad.
gfs are good for cuddling = mad oxytocin rush (safe and legal heroin)
lick her butt
Nordicism is correct
Who's dis Swede?
not all gfs are legal
and heathermongs doing his nazi gimmick now
im off for a poo bye
sometimes I cuddle my duvet and kiss my pillow at night while laying in bed, playing out imaginary scenarios where I have a gf
What the hell is going on here?
nothing wrong with this if you're under 22 years of age
I'm such a freak I hate even being hugged. don't know how to do it and feel so awkward
I'm very much not.
used to wrap my spare pillow around my willard and hump it like it was a gf
eventually went all crusty and solid so had to throw it out
he's gone too bloody far this time
alright if i have a poo then do a bit of a run?
The scranberg toil
the pillow or your willy?
You spying on me having lunch now? *squares up to you and looks down at your shoes anticipating to wildly swing at your jaw*
state of those sausages
Love this song. Just beautiful yank rock melodrama
Today's my birthday, lads
sir crisp scranner
Gunhild Larking
No chuck.
Happy birthday m8
Would you say the time you spend at /brit/ is worthy?
how are you jeff? still drinking?
mine also lol, happy birthday to us
I simply do not respect anyone with visible tattoos.
Insanely grotesque that coppers are allowed to have tattoos.
making people laugh on here is making jesus laugh so yes. well...
reckon the tottenham london jews or the manchester owned by american jews will win tomorrow?
the evening meal
imagine what it is like in gaza lads, the war is bad enough but the heat must make it worse, get me year?
was just having a little peek
drunk rn, b. You?
not really but I don't have anything better to replace it with
I got something.
True?
other social media platforms i use pale in multiple metrics i value
Yeah they were nice thank y- *spark spark arc lightning sound me hitting your jaw at critical speed*
typo, she meant weave gene
fine by me
send pics
of both
of course not
getting the cans in soon personally
You can’t help how you feel don’t beat yourself up
even if it isn't i think working to ensure that a majority of people believe it is the right thing to do as it will help black people look better
deliberately voted brexit just to piss off all these tarqs and middle class tossers who go abroad frequently so bit annoyed that theyll not be inconvenienced at the airport anymore
Stop eating people's feet, Gary.
work from home
do 1 hour of actual work per day
spend the rest making an indie game
released next week. hoping it earns enough to justify doing another one because it's been fun
imagine having to put up with r/casualuk or trannycord instead of /brit/
couldn't be m
Based lol
Always made me laugh listening to those runts crying
Tourism abroad is a colossal waste of money
British culture simulator
But the video the comment was on was a black woman with a white husband and their kids looked white not even mixed race. So explain that if it’s not true
I have olive skin but i'm pure british
You look like a copper hahahaha
fuck you bladdy
bitch bastard
blacks in the west and in america most of all are mixed
good luck doing that with a sheboon from congo
You're brown.
get some butter on that toast
She was black not mixed
derrr buttered toast
The Anglo bleach is strong.
just cracked open the gin
???
Reminder that your waifu does this
I wanna fuck the chick fil a sauce girl
gf's got bad breath
Aussie