/brit/
/brit/
corr edish
um
I have just sharted my pantaloons
kahtUM
wrote to my pm asking him to boycot israel until they FREE palestine
Do you drink a lot of water typically? Could be just a problem where your body isn't getting enough water so when you do give it water it immediately funnels it all into your poo to get things moving because it doesnt know when it'll next get water.
I don’t know if this is a bit because I genuinely get my shirts from Charles Tyrwhitt and have some linens and cotton linens
It's not a bit mate, recently bought some myself and this stuff is high quality, better than shite I used to wear from M&S or Next, proper nice English shirts
just chucked a letter from some wog about palestine straight in the bin
joe biden has passed away
saw a very grim tranny today, vile
my name's michael
big stormz
sir ummm poster
i’m a photon
Why is the name Terrence shortened to Tel?
Makes no sense.
What is it?
which one of you posted a bradley in /plant/
own up this instant
also write to eurovision to kick them out
That was you and you posted it here for us to see
screcirgiin
Remember to
wash and moisturise your
bell end every day
UM UM UM
she's peng
remember when that lad recorded like 10 of his farts and posted them here
um thats a male
I'll be on Anon Babble in the webm thread if you need me
What do you lot think about the gospel then?
was not
UM uM um ᵘm ᵘᵐ ᵘm um Um UM
uM
um
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um
Um
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well thats catyank doxxed then
too masc to be a femboy/tranny but he could pull of being one of those glam rock pretty boys
yhe ghosple
never slept a wink last night so loaded up on coffee and spent the full day at toil a jittery irritable incel freak
His face is masculine as fuck
*throws my gauntlet on the ground in front of you*
ᵘm ᵘᵐ ᵘm
fucked it
umming my nut off
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erm
What do you see as the biggest challenge to conservation?
The growing human population
And do you have views about what should be done about that?
Can't you guess?
What the FUCK did he mean by this
off the biscuits lads need to slim down i do
umbert grangle
watched the bodycam and it was crazy how he started swordfighting with the knife against the baton after he go sprayed
Disabled 92-year-old said he would take 'great pleasure' in stabbing care home staff before being pepper sprayed, Tasered and hit with baton by police, court told
dailymail.co.uk
hurm
i prefer her gf
STATE-ENFORCED FOREHEAD KISSES FOR UM POSTERS EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY
off the biscuits lads need to slim down i do
More of a /ret/ - Rodent General man myself
Fight for the preservation of the Nordic Aryan superwoman!
The most ideal representative of human evolution!
The uncontested pinnacle of the white race!
At the top of the physiognomic, anthropological and existential hierarchy!
Based anarcho primitivist
she's ugly
same but with sausages. not buying them anymore. can't be trusted around them.
I answered 2 questions.
he was so based
youtube.com
Timothy James Byrne
old, sick, dying
seasideMARK
Young at heart, thriving, four times more lush life than any of us x
I know my GOAT
Yep the general is dead. And there's no appetite to permanently migrate to a new board or website, so we will fester in this dead corpse of a general for all eternity
you are brown.
Settle down spaki nonce
Finally
/brit/ is a Charles Veitch general
there are good looking blondes, she's not one of them
Requesting peng British ting
was starving earlier when walking down the street so popped into maccuies
ordered a single double cheeseburger
took the incompetent cunts 12 whole minutes to make it and call it out, takes not even 20 seconds to make one of those
all the while I was surrounded by new britons with their deformed skulls and barbarian yappering assaulting my senses, holding those orange bags ready to deliver goyslop natives
everyone else in there was either fat, an immigrant or a chav
Was a very grim experience. Lots of negative energies in there.Couldnt pay me 80k a year to work in Maccies and i’m not joking
going shop you want anything
Getting this evening’s The Golden One
youtu.be
I'll come
cockmogs me!
What in the lake?
dtfic melty
the one near me is almost entirely staffed by 19 year old students
lots of cute girls as well
love are nigella me. still would.
single double cheeseburger
Which one is it bro. Schrödinger's cheeseburger
p-pics..?
pretty :)
grim
Virgin Island takes VERY racy turn as expert straddles star for steamy kiss in bid to conquer 'fear of intimate touching'
dailymail.co.uk
Cure
Amount of tabs I have open is strictly obscene
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Good bye DTFIC
1 x double cheeseburger
I ordered 1 (a singular) double cheeseburger
Theory please.
with their deformed skulls
noticing a lot of very very strange looking people these days
all sorts of defromed, ugly ugly features
horrible, disgusting freaks
um posters getting milked
There's a show in UK called Virgin island
be direct
um
Confusion.
why did this post make my toes curl WHY DID THIS POST MAKE MY TOES CURL
fucking UMMMMMMMMMM
rorke and leftypol linked up
umposter doing small ums until he does a big um when he cums from his sissy clitty
fucking woeful thread tonight
one of the worst it’s ever been
will learning to drive get me out of being an evil incel freak
99% chance umposters are trans
:3
Put it in Denmark.
Don't worry lad. I'm here now.
You’ll be an evil incel freak with a driving licence
no im just shy boy
yes, you'll be a mobile evil incel freak
Can you go one thread without talking about trannies?
um
Blood.
good girl xx
the yank bradleyposting is odd. has no idea who bradders is, what his achievements are.
how about no
um um UM
yeah or at least post the hot ones and not the same boring bitches
PSA to any uncs out there - educate yourselves
excellent
post the bradders rabbit
trans proto gf went bright red and flustered when i offhandedly called her good girl
do people have sex at uni
i didnt
More obvious that way you fuck!!!
how about them trannies ay lads?
still got the beatles on
not me i attended my lectures then went straight home
would you lads take a pic with her?
put your hands up for detroit
regular girls love that too
imageboard not linkboard
I saw it with my own eyes!
wouldn't know!
good
mfw (my face when) when i get a fluttery warm feeling in my tummy at being called cute
im straight btw
leftypol is the dog obviously
for me learning to drive for a slow process because internalised the idea of myself as a loser freak so that to think of my personality as the sort of person who could command a vehicle especially with people in it i had to effectively bring about something tantamount to ego death with a little bit of , to be blunt, being prepared to die. it's simpler than it sounds because in short it was just an age thing
ktwm except didn't bother with lectures
ive just come up with a metal riff thatll send me to the rock n roll hall of fame. id vocaroo it but youd steal it its so good
never had to trim my nose hairs before and suddenly it's like a jungle every week
not on
break the law
just before I left for uni I shaved all my pubes then never had sex
never gonna please rorke, tories had 8 years to get this done and starmer did it in less than 1
This was the day the Brexit dream died. Voters will repay Starmer by sweeping his hapless Government into the dustbin of history: DAILY MAIL COMMENT
don't forget about the boys in /brit/ when you become a rock god
makes sense
subservient, would get fucked up by the goose
let me put it this way
TRANS LIBERATION NOW
sitting in my childhood smelly bedroom reading your posts
let me put it in you
Looks Slavic.
me too except i've got my todger out
sitting at my aunts dining table reading yours x
I had sex twice with two different women. Those are the only two times I've ever had sex mind you.
14 porcelain
14 onyx
Got one GOAT
Rorke’s local
I've got manflu so the bf came over and delivered me some food and drinks. I am very lucky.
ayy ESE
Heard you were clowning on the Aryans, PUTITO
Hitler was fuckin' Latino, DAWG.
I'll suck your fuckin' dick, CULO.
It's disrespectful, HOMIE.
mf
is it also evil and incellious?
got so much time on my hands but what do I use it for
do a handstand against the wall and piss directly onto your face
Daily mail is raging against stuff that like 70% of the public supports (youth visas, less trade barriers).
They're just malding and trying to stir up the 5 remaining boomers who read the paper
HOLY SHIT YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS
tbf even the torygraph and express are against it too
tell you what lads, that aldi peri peri sauce, bramwells is it? well, whatever its called, its bloody good stuff, just like nandos and a hell of a lot cheaper
HOWLING with laughter at kike rat "gangster" faggot pederast mongoloid retards.
Yeah, the 3 papers that only about 15 rorkes over 70 read. Dead medium by 2035
sitting on the toilet, looking at the toilet roll, and thinking... there's got to be a money making business venture to do with toilet roll. something nobody's ever thought of before. scented? been done. flushable wet wipes? been done. but I'm about to strike it rich.
kek
edible?
Toilet roll except it's a hose next to the toilet to wash your arse off instead
shan't be revealing my plans. but this time next year, you will be putting into my pocket. well your parents will anyway.
@grok is this true
leave me alone
sometimes wish i was born earlier so i could buy the sunday times
i'd sit down on my armchair, read the paper, do the crossword. them i'd go for a stroll
Cold toilet roll
you can do those things today
I wish had been born a noble during WW1ish times and just lived a happy life on a huge estate and never happened to catch any illnesses they couldn't treat
has anyone from Eurovision ever become famous later?
What a fucking joke.
fuckin ell ive followed through
just not the same
rorke
Gary Lineker has revealed he suffered racist abuse from other players during his football career due to his 'darkish skin'.
them i'd go for a stroll
and don't see a single darkie
you alright bud?
with your life goals! grats
Rorkeypops stuns in new bikini photos
that's not on how is a rich celebrity supposed to deal with hurt feelings
I got nuked bro
Upper class niggas be like
one of my ancestors in the 1400s discovered a slightly more efficient way of storing milk during the summer and now that's why my surname is Chippendale-Bonham-Strudel-Winnipeg-Bentley-De Montfort-Caprisun and I am the 14th Earl of Jinglebinkley
family of 'traveling burglars'
need the walsh poster to discover this article pronto
love to liberate fit trans birds from the shackles of their clothes
vile antisemite, glad he's getting the boot
Man needs water
got nothing to say ok
just integrated my shadow side
wish this was me alas my ancestors were apparently all serfs and working class mongs
That's why I keep getting these.
seen a old guy on the bus reading a book about the SAS in the war. felt very 20th century core
take a selfie for us egyptlad
pdf files
it's ok to not be ok
Mad how the instant you criticise Jews you get fired and debanked
being a serf is more kino
Ethnics out playing football on the grass across my living room window, just not on, is it?
go on chatgpt, explain that you feel pressured to post on a forum but have nothing to say, and then paste it's sincere and empathetic response here
i say we need to change the air
have we tried that? no
what if we added more oxygen
Olivia Newton John
Abba
Bonnie Tyler
List goes on really
I'm not your bud, Jew boy.
Eat a 9mm slug.
Tyson Fury, the world heavyweight boxing champion, has launched an antisemitic rant in a video posted online.
In one segment, Mr Fury said: “Everyone just do what you can, listen to the government follow everybody like sheep, be brainwashed by all the Zionist, Jewish people who own all the banks, all the papers all the TV stations. Be brainwashed by them all.”
Farting into the bog
if you set fire to wood in pure oxygen it explodes
if there's a no ball games sign, get the police notified and the criminals detained
is just gave me a huge list of nicknames for keir starmer, fuck ai
Keep seeing news about some kid drowning in the sea/a lake/a river/a water park and every time you click through it's a black kid wtf
Is that Emmett Patrick Garcin???
curtain twitching old fanny
caught a glipse of my naked body in the mirror before i got in the shower and i literally have the body of an elderly man
obv not pure oxygen just a bit more like 1%
or just make everyone use those hyperbaric oxygen chambers. buy every family one on the nhs. would also create a maintenance industry
everyone would be better i think
Mental how Mel Gibson's dad was quite a well known antisemite and conspiracy theorist yet Mel still managed to sneak his way into Hollywood under their noses and then dropped the Passion nuke on all the Hollywood yids.
They chase him away after his meltdown only for him to come back a decade later with Hacksaw Ridge and wins two academy awards.
Unfathomably based.
Sir Lola Young
My eyes are dark and I don't want to share it with you.
umposter stinky neet gangbang
lovely white women
They didn’t tell you?
just pooed on my bum
don't trust your gif links cloggers aha x
Hey guys lets do wood stoves but more expensive and pointless
t. mousenonce
never seen it cos "hacksaw ridge" just sounds really really shit
why tho
Quaffing white wine
aha ok x
As always, leave it to the french to have a firm grasp of reality.
Yes, the goose would btfo the dog, I wonder to which kindergarten you were sent. Probably one for unsalvagable retards.
His name is SAINT mel....
the send one is perfect
breathing more oxygen is a very beneficial thing to do for your brain and energy levels i think
nothing matters if you're sexy af
AbbA you mong
saint keir starmer
Got long covid
I didn't ask to be gay
actually c.
Can we see it
good post there mate
well done
MEGA GANGBANG WITH DAP & PISS! Tight Anal Of Teen Princess Lili With Big Natural Tits Destroyed By Eight Big Cocks And Her Mouth Drinks Fountains Of Urine EKS613
Raping indiscriminately
youtube.com
consider yourself humbled
Thanks
I did (for you)
got long cockvid
Scotch pies in the oven
not clicking that
I am humble, something you are incapable of feeling, as a dirty,smelly french.
some times think my job is just a make work programme to keep dossers busy and I'm not actually needed for anything
you're aryan
he's whiter than you mohammud
This is the schizo posting nonsense for hours on /brit/
youtube.com
REALLY fucking wish they'd ban indians from the internet, or at least segregate them from mingling with us decent folk like the chinese have done
my wife has left me for another nan
wow japanese girls can be hot
i.4cdn.org
Ok, I agree.
WOULD YOU KNOW MY NAME
IF I SCOTCH PIES IN OVEN
you're greek
you should be thanking the french for bailing you out
the egyptian? i thought he'd be browner
sorry i meant nan
Are you still a cuck for watching this or are you more of a neutral observer
wish we could see what heathermong looks like
neutral observer
it is I
how do you know
YWNBM
oh my good lord. i meant MAN! she's left me for another man.
I don't know where to stop
wheres the drop?
pebblethrow
Now
Just piss off
never heard of them
Looks Lebanese
yanks love to use the word cockus in their politics and call themselves cockasians
again?
new
i miss the ex gf of 4.5 years so much things should never ever have ended hiw they did
and the worst part is I know she realises this now
but things have gone too far for us to be together again
Dirty, cheesy bastard
XD