What's stopping your country from copying Switzerland's homework and becoming a 0.5 world uber-democratic utopia...

What's stopping your country from copying Switzerland's homework and becoming a 0.5 world uber-democratic utopia? Remember, Switzerland has NO natural resources

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My country mogs the fuck out of Switzerland

only in nukes per capita

Nah. Switzerland will never produce a Teddy Roosevelt, a Kerouac, a Capone or a Kanye. Switzerland is an economic zone full of pussies and banker ghouls with 2 climates. We have Hawaii, Florida, Alaska, New York, Arizona. We have true men who would stand alone against millions. We have dreamers. We have gangsters. We have SOVL.

all of this pales in comparison to their living standard THOUGH. A thousand Roosevelts and a thousand Florida swamps won't increase your lifespan by 10 years to be like theirs

we have better mountains and better cities. what does switzerland have that the USA does not have

better mountains

the Rockies suck dick compared to the Alps

t. skied at both

Safety, lack of drugged up homeless vagrants

>what does switzerland have that the USA does not have

White people

longer lifespan

better healthcare

more inclusive government

better infrastructure

vastly lower crime rates

lower drug use

do you guys actually like Switzerland or are you just larping?

Thirdies & spiritual thirdies think purely in terms of HDI / free shit

I lived in both the US and Switzerland (Colorado and Vaud respectively). America is not even close lol.

colorado sucks ass
and I don't care about skiing

honestly the results speak for themselves, swiss people are all lazy pretentious assholes that haven't produced anything of value in ages. all serious work happens in the USA and you KNOW this, which is why you moved there

go ahead, act just like one of those turks so proud of their shitty homeland while living in a host country, I don't care

haven’t produced anything of value

most Nobel laureates per capita. Highest R&D budget per capita. Two high-ranking institutions (ETH and Ecole Polytechnique). Every sixth Swiss is a millionaire. Very impressive for a country of 8 million people, you know.

I was thinking that our country is like if Switzerland had way too much land to manage

Colorado is awesome but otherwise the trvke that made Hans dilate his neovagina

Remind me of the status of the Superconducting Super Collider in Texas. The LHC is still running, you know.

What's stopping your country

it's full of Bulgarians. That's stopping us from becoming a Switzerland, or even a Czechia for that matter

It's not impressive for a country of 8 million people. Smaller nations have an advantage in every aspect except militarily. Every small country with Eurasians control is wealthy. At this point I would be more interested in a poor Eurasian microstate.

Ah, yes, those small nations like Tuvalu and Pitcairn Islands famously mog everyone because of their God-given advantage. Keep coping.

remind me how many space launches Switzerland completed last year? how many tons of cargo Switzerland carried to LEO?

Remind me where the transformer was invented? Where virtually all research into LLMs and image generation models is completed today?

I agree with the other anon. a more proper comparison would be comparing switzerland with a population of 8 million people, like the bay area specifically.

Does switzerland win in that regard?

How many world wars did Switzerland win?

a country of 8 million people

Every small country with Eurasians control is wealthy

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We only care about our corporations and not our citizens. That's really what's stopping us from doing anything nice.

It did the smart and never participated?

let’s pick a very biased region of our country to compare it to the country in question

Do mutts not know what per capita means?

literally none of those jewish inventions made your life even a 1% better. Even if the Muskrat invents teleportation he'll just use it to build a playboy mansion on Mars and you won't be invited. Shmuel Siverstein's investments aren't your achievements

*the smart thing

It's boxed in by mountains and lakes which let people hunker down and create a banking fortress that played all sides while all the other empires slaughtered each other.

Did you hear the Eurasian part?
Name one

boxed in by mountains and lakes

also true for like 30 other 4th world shitholes

Nta but it's not biased. Switzerland is definitely comparable to DC metro/Bay Area/NYC and it loses against any. Switzerland is an economic zone full of the best from elsewhere just like those cities

Name one

look at my flag

All of them.

How is it comparable to these densely populated metro regions in any way? There isn’t a single city in Switzerland with over 1 million people, retard. Lausanne is the smallest city on earth with a metro system.

Cope

You are bigger than Portugal

Those other countries aren't in the heart of Europe. Anyways it doesn't matter as there's tons of places that are like Switzerland these days like Uruguay or Singapore

places that are like Switzerland

like Uruguay

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With a population smaller than Switzerland. You are a microstate in terms of pops, I guess. But considering the land mass that just means less development per square mile.

That's right

ths.

The Swiss will be fucked when the new world order wanted by Trump finally happens to its full extent

I hear Uruguay is basically the nicest place in South America, but I think Guyana might be better soon because of oil wealth. Apparently Guyana is expected to outpace Canada in terms of quality of life or GDP per capita or something.