Glow ups edition
/brit/
RIP
@grok what caused this?
nazca mommie
ngl it's weird seeing these guys reaching unc status
I'm fine with them having more fame and success and shit but age catching up with them too is scary nobody can outrun time or genetics
What ozempic does
holy fuck
I dunno
in the case of ariana it can't be something as simple as that
she is very fucked up and likely on some snake sperm venom demon shit not just ozempic
Why is America so anti-union
typa shit i been on
tattoos make you look very ran through past 30
um
balding isnt a big deal if you shave your head and work out.
it doesnt wqork out for beiber cause he's trying to hide it and be gay fred durst or something
Rorkey pop small cock
What habbened?
cultural memory of the rugged, independent frontier hijacked by corporations
because american unions are actually evil organizations
who is this content for
tall freaks get their comeuppance when it comes to hair genetics and knee health hehehe
What habbened?
it's called aging
um posters getting all flustered when they get smacked on the bottom
Nice tits on the Geordie bird on Catch Phrase
twitter is literally just Anon Babble now
If you say so?
suppresses appetite
um um UM
right well thats a video of a lass pushing out some poo
It's not aging tho
post pics or fuck off
careful lad, don't want to stress your heart, it's under enough stress as it is ahahaha
stacey be like: doing a poo lads haha
based 2bh
America is too big and diverse for its workers to all benefit from the same policies, its unions just become aristocracies of a sort
um
scratching behind um posters' ears
lick my arsehole hahahaha
Surovikin looking JACKED
This general is fucked
been that way for a while unc
anyone fancy a game of Foxhole?
Mewing inspiration
right well thats another video of a lass pushing out some poo
why do you say that unc
shoot I missed it
right well that's a third video of a lass pushing out some poo
water tap water is suddenly very bleachy in taste. like chlorine or something. not happy. not happy at all. have to buy bottles now fs.
why didn't he just get a hair transplant?
Big sturdy bearded millennials giving broccoli haired zoomers wedgies
very tall me. got a full head of hair in my 30s me.
do be having the bad knees tho haha
snorting lines of nanoplastics
hair not so much
knees for sure ahahah
english moment :/
remember a couple of months ago we pushed a thread to 800+ replies with nothing but sheer will and not due to a broken post limit like in previous years
not english
wait so, you literally privatised your water supply? like you wanted to give rich people your money that badly!?
Is this how a baby comes out?
Wish I'd had the courage to sing professionally. Here's me as a lad. Needed a British coach
so it's raining outside which is odd because it wasn't forecast last I checked, but that does make me think about the general accuracy of weather forecasting in general
I remember being a nipper 20 odd years ago and the weather forecast always being unreliable, vague and often incorrect to a hilarious degree but these days it's pretty well bang on 90% of the time and only has the occasional hiccup
in the past the weather man being wrong was such a common thing there was frequent joking about it all over the place but no more
have things improved that much in weather forecasting or am I misremembering things?
right well that's a fourth video of a lass pushing out some poo
c'mon now you have your own gimmick, what would the cronem think if they could see you now?
It could be worse, zhey could be brits!
dinner tonight? 3000 calories
right well that's the fifth video of a lass pushing out some poo
haha timmy's wife hahaa
350 for me
I like that femoids feel the need to share this with us across the internet
not sure mate. i fell asleep while reading your post
Fight for the preservation of the Nordic Aryan superwoman!
The most ideal representative of human evolution!
The uncontested pinnacle of the white race!
At the top of the physiognomic, anthropological and existential hierarchy!
rorkestead, I'm from rorkestead
just go to Anon Babble
right well that's the sixth video of a lass pushing out some poo
seen none of this
I'm a fucking mentally ill retard with no pals and I've never seen a vagina.
scarey alert
scarey alert
poo smell?
remember when 2 girls 1 cup was considered the pinnacle of online shock content now it's pretty mild
makes sense
You can't screengrab off ITV player
cronem showering and moisturizing zulu baton
right well that's the seventh video of a lass pushing out some poo
My grandpa fell and hit his head now he's in the ER
oh girlie.... thats not
Hope hes ok
minds absolutely melted in this heat
what about you lads hahahahaha
remember when this happensd to me as a fag. I barfed on him
did he push out any poo?
wen lil timmy brags about having sex with his gf dis is wat it look like
haha oh my DAYS
What’s going on? Why are male models trying to burn down Keir Starmer’s houses?
what are some good youtube music channles, i want one that does reviews, essays and retrospectives on musical artists, movements and genres
Just shat liquid
mummy saw my bwc
so is jannie just deciding to have the day off?
Swear my tap water was giving me the shits. Every time I drank some I was going to the toilet. I drink too much and eat crap but it was always just after I drank tap water.
reminds me of when my great grandfather got taken captive by turks at gallipoli and they showed him two girls pooing together on the floor with not much toilet paper there and told them that orangutans are actually apes not monkeys in the pub garden they were keeping him captive in and then he just walked away
Charles Tyrwhitt cotton-linens on, a classic in this weather when you're out BBQing
This is the other one
They both look like rent boys
wowee sexo dasha
Just realised I don’t have to click and watch the webms
fucking love my dog so much don’t know what I’ll do when he dies
I don’t know if this is a bit because I genuinely get my shirts from Charles Tyrwhitt and have some linens and cotton linens
Same. Its good innit?
right mods stop taking the piss and get this cleaned up aleady
Laying out tomorrow’s outfit
if you lot didnt bang on about id have no idea it was happening
fucking filter it or shut up about it
quality thread
*offers you a beer*
Friends?
Richard Gay Spencer
need janny sacked post haste, he sleeps on the job while this nonsense is going on but I get three days in the hole for a cheeky racism, bang out of order
"Outlaw Bikers" are the most embarassing, effeminate, retarded pederast kikes you could possibly encounter. Aryan christians WORLD WIDE enable these cocksucking mongoloids on motorcycles.
Please, agent 1%er, put on a skirt, lipstick and molest my newborn baby, I love Jesus so fucking much!
HOWLING.
These faggot retard chinks and their white wranglers ought to be fucking DECAPITATED, shot, stabbed, EVISCERATED, tortured to death SLOWLY, ground up into ratburger and dumped in the woods.
You think youve got the figure to carry that look off?
tfw lil timmy sent his pale pencil dick on snapchat
Oblivion 2025 vs Oblivion 2006
The UK pm is having his house firebombed and its like nobody cares. Its all being played down because there is clearly something very dodgy going on with Starmer
Aryans are a mobile people. That's what we do, we conquer other people and we create legal and political structures and we move on. That is who we are and our destiny is to ultimately do that in space. That is not the destiny of the Jews, and it's something that the Jews fundamentally resent. But yes we are a global people, we think globally, we think in terms of global domination. That's who we are, at least the best of us. This petty nationalism and blood and soil stuff is kind of a low church version of who the European really is. We worry about being villainised. We are the villain, on some level. We are that person who other races fear. Because we're stronger and bolder and ultimately more beautiful and more ruthless.
the 90s seemed really comfy
contemplating a gymtoil
Yeah, why not?
Wear the nice clothes. Nobody cares what you’re wearing you’re dead
nana karagianni<3
glad she's had a traditional Catholic wedding now so she can finally have sex
Women are mentally fucked, that like when i make skyrim charechter 5 hours just to find out how retarded it actually looks
You talkin shit about the chosen people?
why not?
post bmi
always start feeling good and then remember that i have a metamask wallet with 4 BTC that i lost the backup codes to
emmet?
They were
renewing my 26-30 railcard for the last time
Are you lads drinking anything tonite x
unironically probably the tranny shite and the WFA debacle
I thought he was Ukraine guy
No sir x
prefer not to say
Just finished my last ever Uni exam so it'll be a G&T and a mega wank for me
Recycle
buccal fat removal probably, fucked up ayy lmao joy's face
Why not x
emmet?
I don’t know if this is a bit because I genuinely get my shirts from Charles Tyrwhitt and have some linens and cotton linens
Was she okay?
what's /briot/ having for lunch?
Cosmetic surgery I guess
???
Co-Op gin
absolutely fucking MENTAL that this still hasn't been taken down
Cheering and punching the air in my smelly bedroom cause I've just been promoted on footy manager
inside every man there lives a seed
if he looks within
he finds beauty and power (8)
that girl won't let me squeeze her
teaser
that girl won't let me please her
elton scone
the cronem are out and about
and the cronem will hand out some devious tappenings
yeah and timmy can't do nun about it
Irish head.
I had a couple of finger rolls stuffed with wafer thin ham, plastic cheese, cucumber, tomato and mayo
Assholes been itching forc2 weeks :(
doing a sex wee on my belly for the 3,701th consecutive day
janny are you ok
katy is outside as well
katy walking her dog
she will walk past the traphouse
What do you eat to take poo like these?
why are italians so brown?
started boozing at 4am
just now woken up
pissed myself whilst asleep
how's the day going then lads?
Was there meant to be not to this?
You’ve quoted me but I don’t know why
nice one. I used to play CM01/02. Need to get back into that
131 iq
make barely 6 figures TC
im such an underachiever its embarassing
when katy walk pass traphouse
cronem will notice battydem
cronem will have a psychosocial reaction
More to this even
Do you watch the football
Timmy be outward long time bruv. I n I no tink he be comin back heah.
might
NGL, I’d do this
Yugoslavia was a multi-ethnic state in the Balkans that existed from 1918 to 1992, initially as the Kingdom of Serbs, Croats, and Slovenes, later the Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslavia. It comprised six republics: Bosnia and Herzegovina, Croatia, Macedonia, Montenegro, Serbia, and Slovenia. Yugoslavia dissolved in the early 1990s
yeah I'm watching the men kick the ball tonight
timmy inside
timmy wank to asian porn
timmy play nintendo x
depends
no it's like watching paint dry
It's dinner time lad
what website
boon
Weinstein spinning in his grave
screaming
I "support" Spurs but I've never been. Owned the shirts and various memorabilia though.
I n I no see no lights in Timmy's place.
Timmy leavin the cronem to the cronem
He Haitian us because he aintian us
diversityball is bent so no
Were white Americans putting black Americans into camps or ethnically cleansing black Americans from their lands? No...they weren't. This is a stupid meme that makes no sense.
some of those are alright
Love Zendaya. Hot chick
And then Atlas shrugged, the end.
would would would would
nope would nope would
nope nope nope would
nope nope would nope
210823991
cope & seethe cuck lmaoooo
A young white Rhodesian woman picking a native child to take home and be her pet, 1970s
14 porcelain
14" onyx
mmhmm
He is extremely mentally ill and should be euthanized
Best to just filter him
I'm ban evading right now so I see him having a melty because he's threatened and feeling less-than by your blackness
Cailee Spaeny is fit
strange goings ons in /brit/ today
scraming
Yeah, hopefully he gets released and sorts out all this mashugana
what you mean the same dogshit spam that has been going on for years?
poo
what kind of severely mentally ill freak pays for a residential vpn botnet just to spam /brit/ with poo porn
kek these celebrities always do shit to their face in an effort to look like a skinny teenager forever and it always backfires and makes them look like a malnourished grandma. You'd think they would learn but they don't
FUCKING KEK his twink death hit him like a truck
Probably the same
Emma Myers and Sydney Sweeney are my favourites
We don't always have spam of women shitting
timmy's wife LOL
Get out of my mind
it's pretty regular
I need to know what she fucking ate
like the legend of the penis
it were them cake bakers from myg0t my gal
someone who's severely mentally ill I'd imagine
oval onyx
77th brigade are spamming the poo to make us disperse
schizo freak
Seems more of a thing MI:5 would do
GCHQ obviously
don't poo back into your bum
sick of the cishet scum in MY /brit/
Never got the hype
not a fan?
I did it
It took 3 days but I finally did it
I ate the entire birthday cake by myself
I gained 1.2 kg
It was worth it
How would you even go about this?
poetry
ugly bitch
Faggot
one copy of doom dark ages please
you'll know when the time is come,
and they said it would never come for poo, uh oh uh oh
in order:
not sure since the output looks different now but maybe this one openpsychometrics.org
openpsychometrics.org
Nah saw an interview of her and she seems really annoying
Break your legs, Aussie.
Astrology for virgin freaks lmao
watching the cronem kick the ball soon
She’s perfect
I hope Son wins tomorrow. This is probably his last chance in the big league career. He is in trouble these days because he got involved with a gold digger. Unlike the image of Son in Europe as a young boy who is indifferent to women, in South Korea, Son has been involved in scandals with a few female celebrities. Maybe he doesn't like white women. Personally, I don't understand his parents treating him, who is in his mid-30s, like a teenage boy. There are many Korean football fans who dislike his overbearing father.
gonna grow my hair out
reckon i've spent about 500 quid on haircuts i don't even like in the past year
fucking waste of money
Aussie!!! Catch this your failure.
You'd think there was no janitor here with all the poo pedo tranny spam but he's here and I know it
The more you learn
I am so horny and longing for a woman's touch
I hope both teams lose somehow. Both absolutely shite and undeserving of a trophy
got the beatles on
Cut off your legs
You ever pooped your pants?
hopefully manchester city football club limited will win
black people from the 1920s be called like Pooshite Godfrey
ill listen to his album later
I don’t know if this is a bit because I genuinely get my shirts from Charles Tyrwhitt and have some linens and cotton linens
I didn't know this. I really like Son but I expect him to probably leave this summer
willard poosner
Yeah lad, last time I was in the 4th grade. And a little when I was 13, but I blamed it on the girl everybody treated as a scapegoat.
kk
last year when i had food poisoning. Couldn't make it to the toilet in time on i think 5 separate occasions
im soft and submissive
Literally me
Click it, Aussie.
Uh oh Daddy I’ve left a wittle choco surprise in my panties again :/
What's the most popular football team in South Korea? A Korean team or an international team?
i grew it out and got a wolf cut and it looks fire
um posters and corr posters kissing
CWLTSHC
Now I'll name the ones I know and what movie/TV show I know them from by row
ATJ - Peaky Blinders, The VVitch, The Queens Gambit
Natalie Something - Game of Thrones
No idea - N/A
Sydney Sweeney - xvideos (nude scenes)
Zendaya - Dune, Spiderman
Jenna something - She is in that Wednesday show but I haven't watched that
Troon - Euphoria but I haven't watched that
Mikey Madison - Better Things, Anora
Darkie - No idea
MBB - Stranger Things
No clue - No clue
No clue - No clue
Some English slag - Marvel movies
No Idea - No idea
Margaret Qualley - The Leftovers
No Idea - No Idea
XD
smacking umposters on the bum and calling them good girls
Can't be arsed with my hair. I don't even own a comb. I just get short back and sides every few months at this old school barber. White English bloke. Not going to them dodgy turkish places
lord ummers of ummingtonshire
UM
Yes as a kid at my first ever sleepover. But me and the mate would go on to have regular sleepovers at each others houses for years
I think the darkie is from the bear, unless I’m doing all blacks look alike
Three top row is Emma Myers, Wednesday Addams’ friend and in the good girl’s guide to murder
I'll prove it:
Reminder that catyank is the Anon Babble janitor he lives in Spokane, Washington and his email is [email protected] and his username is akami last known location was 47.7027, -117.3702
XDD
yeah same and recently have been feeling real cuddly after a spaff
drink plenty of water xx
enjoy your microplastics
British flag you.
What to do with it?
use a sponge
SCRANGFN
There is
i know she is a huge kpop fan and she and her younger sister can speak korean fluently
her grandparents and mum used to live in south korea especially busan city