/brit/
/brit/
The late, great Hannibal Lecter. He’s a wonderful man. He oftentimes would have a friend for dinner. Remember the last scene? ‘Excuse me, I’m about to have a friend for dinner,’ as this poor doctor walked by. ‘I’m about to have a friend for dinner.’ But Hannibal Lecter. Congratulations. The late, great Hannibal Lecter
early dogshit
Autism
druggo cousin tryna hit me up for cash so he can buy drugs
meanwhile my car broke down and I'm catching a train to work
druggies are really inconsiderate people I tell ya
might masturbate to some hentai
Keep calm and smoke weed every day
I don't care what very special brain disease you think you have I just want you to stop posting
need more drink but it's so expensive
my son used to call me a racist..because i voted for brexit...now he realises i was right
We are cool.
t minus 12 minutes to toil
Sorry bro. I’ve got a day of dossing ahead of me!
get a letter yesterday from the building directors saying I'm not allowed to feed pigeons
tell my sister
she says it was probably sent to everybody in the building
go to the one square metre mail room
check the bin and see no evidence anybody else got the letter
go to leave
handle won't work
door locked behind me
no keyhole on the inside
door handle falls off
locked in a tomb with limited air and the only air hole is the letter slot on the other side of the wall
bang and shout and scream for help
hands bloody and bruised
eventually let out by a teenager who needed convincing I wasn't messing around
man comes down stairs to see what the commotion is about
I explained the pigeon letter and the mail room situation
he says he already knows about it as he's one of the directors who sent the letter
mfw
me on the cans in my smelly incel crypt
No hope XD
Pumba the Caracal
Chloe the Serval
Any more big cats on Youtube I should be aware of?
funking ramming everywhere today
Digby, the Biggest Dog in the World
any don't swear enough for their phone to stop auto correcting fuck to funk man in?
Celtic.
What about him?
haha any plans for tonight lads haha? x
Nice.
ever shag her up the arse?
Some 10% of those asked had no cash saved at all. Another 21% had less than £1,000 tucked away.
ktim
XD
4k at the minute me
gfberg coming over so I'll have to listen to her chat shite about toil and her mates for a bit so I can stick my willard in her fannard
its up
Who is that?
gfs a bit sweaty
sounds like a poor trade off why dont you bin her off have a wank and drink yourself to sleep instead
neighbourbergs are making a lot of noise
not even coherent words, just a bunch of moaning and grunting
hope she cheats on you with a bbc x
Ok
bizarre fetish desu dont get it at all
i'd probably troon out if my knob were that small too
'
moaning dee lads x
Sit in my flat.
Oke
corr gf
corr flat
just like /brit/ then
installed a hidden camera in some lads flat
going to watch him sit in it
You couldn't be more wrong.
grim grim grim grim grim
Lol
I kinda remember
watching a tramp go through a bag of clothes at the bins, a cleaner just come along and gave him a burst from the jet wash, done him
Now what you are saying?
selflessly switched seats with a lass at the pictures last night and ended up in a seat with nobody sat next to me. good karma that x
Frightened little boy, 7, dies in agony 'after parents force fed him appalling substance as punishment'
Oho
i lied i don't have a gf
One day mate x
Shit. Check out.
Harlotry is the natural state of women.
nigga heil hitler
you dont understand why anyone would like women in tight clothing "at all"? really?
I wish I was you.
Decapitated dolphin found on beach was 'intentionally mutilated'
42k saved up atm
CORR
You have taken everything from me, man.
Made dinner
You'd think that, theres fuck all to spend it on
Can it be any worse?
wonder if anyone has ever shagged a dolphin in its blowhole
no savings and about £15k credit card debt
Israel kills 143 in a day as Gaza death toll passes 53,000
What about nothing, lol.
XD.
Schizoxy
I did it for the memes, lol.
honestly rookie numbers compared to ukraine, why does anyone even give a shit
Soulless
antisemitism (unironically)
I don't want it.
business idea: going for a lie down whenever you want, consequence free
These cats
any of you lads used to hammer your walt on omegle?
What is this pollution?
700% increase in cases of penetrative rape committed by “women” in Spain.
I didn't volunteer there.
everyone eats and drinks yet only few appreciate the taste of food
Boring
ok
appreciate the taste of food after it has left my body
Ukraine is a war. It is 90% soldiers dying. Not a bleeding heart for Gaza but they genuinely are just dropping bombs on tents of civilians
This is against law.
I think the poor reputation of British food is well deserved.
Not that British cuisine is bad, it's actually very good.
But the standard of home cooking in this country is abysmal, just as bad as the yanks
get the tents bombed
This is not cultural
that's the reported number of formally identified deaths, actual toll is far higher
Russia has been probably the most restrained anyone has been in a war since WW1. Whether that is a good thing or not idk they probably could have ended it in a month if they went all out
Good.
Eyes full of lies.
Ukraine is a war. It is 90% soldiers dying
russia and ukraine bomb and drone strike villages and cities all the time, have you been paying any attention?
friday night
no plans
thinking its time to get stoned and wander the streets at night with skyrim OST on
that's exactly what they tried to do, take kiev and kill zelensky in three days. ziggers are just incompetent
BOX OF STUBBIES AND A FISH SUPPER
BOX OF STUBBIES AND A FISH SUPPER
if i had a house partty would you come?
Is it removable?
howling
ok lads here's the plan, we'll be done by the weekend
3 years later
sucking a golf ball
hell yea
I have been.
They are incompetent for sure. They've been absolutely humiliated in all of this.
might make a cup of tea like the little slut i am
Slit your own throat
falling in love with my computer
anime
Are you Irish?
What the fuck is happening in the squidward edish
wish more anime was genuine pure earnest sovl like YKK and not just autistic slop for retarded pedopohiles
Schisse
was just saying this on facebook
Looks like a Lee melty.
I have no options, buddy.
clicked on it earlier and it was all filtered. Assuming it was the Canadian
lee has been posting on Anon Babble for over a decade now. he turns up when something related to my little pony gets posted
quite surprised that the whole mlp thing is still going on somehow
whistles in the place noise if you want some bass
Standing
need this egyptoid dealt with
a sad cry for attention
true
Lad.
biding my time in my evil smelly childhood bedroom until the west collapses and the patriarchy is restored
Man.
*sits in the corner of the thread levitating a spoon with my mind*
need a serbian gf
ktim since covid
That is my dream.
*whacks the spoon to the other side of the cavern we inhibit*
Haha dickhead, go get your spoon
(◠‿◠)
I would be Ragnar.
*telekinetically sucks a turd out of your arse and into your pants*
You are useless.
cleg reb
or
clergy
or
leg cry
another utterly useless yank post
Just cut someone off. half accident
Out of crash.
least I'm not spamming on fifteen different flags with fifteen different personalities
I saw a video of someone putting some firework in his penis
Biggest scroungers in the country but reform gammons wouldn’t dare complain
I am a real south African boor
I saw a video of someone who tried to launch a firework from his bum crack. When the firework was lit it gave him severe burns. What a dumb thing to do. Maybe someone has the video.
And the very latest from Ruby “Bones” Granger??
got an itchy bumhole
#SaveTheBoors
Hmm.
But Anon, there is no spoon.
*Flashes out of the simulation*
For me, it's the zooloos
they've been sent to the chud enclaves in whitedaho
I am.
Ruby Granger fishy flaps
Hope one of those afrikaaner reffoes gets caught getting his daughter pregnant or something equally embarrassing and it makes all white south africans especially elon musk look like super rednecks
don’t think I’ll be able to handle the summer heat.
Idaho is often mistaken for being part of the Midwest when in actuality it's part of the Intermountain West ... I think most non Americans haven't even heard of the Intermountain West but its an interesting region with its own unique cultures that differ from what most of us know as the Midwest
This one.
hope you get shat on by a kangaroo
How to commit suicide?
didn't his dad already marry his stepdaughter or something
sunberg just cant help himself can he? never ending death heat this
HNGGGGGGG
Give it a rest Rorke you boring cunt even your made up stories are shite
Is beef okay to eat 1 day after use by date
خلاص
dangerous and downright stupid
probably
don't eat it if it smells bad or it's slimy
otherwise likely fine
pre-drinking before Eurovision
I eat your mums beef flaps all the time and she’s well past her best before
Um usual suspects right guys???
leftypol shitting and pissing and cumming when a white person commits a crime in a vastly white majority country
Rorke turning a blind eye to this one
Cope
It's all kicking off outside Parliament
youtube.com
Pro-death campaigners vs. anti-death marchers!!
leftypol using skin colour based racial slurs to denigrate the english working class
Gammons can be any class
cope
14 carbon black
I smell sizzling gammon
might be a shag on for tonight lads ;)
that would make 3 this week
the scrandemic
yeah that looks like racism
bet Deegs is there campaigning against it
thing is though yeah
if god was that good why did he make death
he never answered that beyond
?
and
hs?
Rorke hearing an insult that specifically targets fat, pink, sweaty, low IQ retards and saying “hey! that’s targeted at me!”
we should return to the heptarchy with a bretwalda from wessex. kill all mercians
Rorke’s brekkie (he doesn’t eat brown sauce, reminds him of Muslamics)
get it started then
KEK remember when he did this with incels too
it's ok to insult people based on their physical characteristics when leftypol does it but if rorke does it he's a nazi
78 to go
shaking my skinny little white behind
Give it a rest
they’re not wearing tights now the weather is so warm
Put a sock in it Percy Pig
i am
what's the most patriotic sauce to have on a sausage sarnie then
honestly HP sauce has to be close to the top even if it is br*Wn
from the river to the sea
everyone sucks bbc
leftypol being a spiteful little hypocrite again is he
arne slot looks like the loony tunes pig
got the tap tap revenge 3 tunes on
have it with branston pickle and red Leicester
poo
branston sauce mogs hp
rorke walking off a cliff and not falling until he looks down Wile E Coyote style
Rorke!
Porky
sitting in a paddling pool full of poo sailing my little toy boat around in it and generally having a blast
Went round to help my dad carry a washing machine into the house and he shouted at me three times for not following his "instructions". Instructions such as "watch" which actually meant "be careful that you don't hit your hand on the worktop when you lift the machine" and "where are you?" which apparently meant "let's go lift the sofa and move it out of the way for a clear path through". I'm a grown fucking man. Sick of this shit. Not helping him anymore. Turns into a fucking caveman when he has to do anything even vaguely DIY-ish, communicating in grunts and cave paintings.
If this is normal then I don't blame incels for wanting to just torch civilization.
Why would you need hundreds of weapons? Surely the whole point of guns is that you only need one and just a bunch of ammo?
wrong thread timmy
Two firefighters and a member of the public have died following a large fire at a former RAF base.
High time I stopped watching porn amd got to the gym
God punishing the far-right
fire has to be one of the worst ways to go
Clydebank Waterfront (West Dunbartonshire Council) by-election:
SNP: 36% (-16)
REF: 26%
Even the Scotch are voting for Reform. What next, Pakis? Blacks? Maybe even Scousers??
What the fuck type of name is BROGAN lmao
Rorke will literally ignore this, but if the criminal was brown, Rorke would be plastering it all over X
my dad annoys me to no end whenever we're doing something like that but for the opposite reason
he'll go into great detail to explain the plan or ask what the plan in and expect war and peace from you or he'll ask a million questions and get confused so you have to explain it all over again
drives me nuts like a bit of explanation should suffice not having to go through everything twice because you can't keep up
DESPISE mental health culture
zoomer identity revolves around their diagnosis
Didn’t win though did he Rorke? Sit your fat gammon ass down
imagine looking your newborn baby dead in the eyes and thinking
hmmmm yes hello little brogan
ass
FOY
I'm on bennies because I have mental health
Can't work you see
Got some menthol elves stashed away in the cupboard
one in ten rorke one. in. ten. FFS!!!!
It's fine to pretend to have menthol elf to get free money, better than working at asda for less.
But these people's entire sense of self is basically autism/depression/anxiety/adhd and they don't even have a serious problem, it's just something they diagnosed themselves with online and now they spend all day talking about it and how it makes their life sooooo hard
it’s a shame because i’m actually schizophrenic and on the rare occasion i actually decide to see a therapist it becomes obvious within five minutes that the invariably middle aged cunt bitch sitting opposite me has no fucking clue how to deal with me, all they know how to do is help stacy get over chad dumping her.
Corr would spaff all over the face
Rorke doesn’t even have a job how do you expect him to save money?
I swear all das do it just to be melts. Mine literally cannot be spoken to if he has something in mind already. Like if he's grabbing a spanner to start using and you say to him "Want me to get started on the other thing?" He'll tell you to wait, doubling the time spent working, because his brain literally cannot compartmentalise the job. I've had to shout at him once to stop fucking painting, which made him really fucking angry, because he couldn't even answer a question while he was painting. Man would fall over if he tried to chew and walk at the same time.
thoughts on logan paul's new finisher?
Yes, because they're not trained to treat actual illness. CBT and whatever other shit they use is basically just a form of counselling for people who can't deal with their own problems. Diagnosis these days works like..
sad sometimes? depression
feel nervous occasionally? anxiety
ever acted awkwardly? autism
lost concentration once? adhd
Another journalist silenced. Sad
leftypol belting out a chorus to the macc lads' now hes a poof
rorke singing along to girls like girls by hayley kiyoko
Asking to be spiked
He needs to grab them at the end far looser and just let them naturally land flatter
In January 2025 following further news coverage of the child sexual exploitation scandal, Norfolk said publicly that the root causes of grooming gangs had still not been properly examined and criticised how the issue had been hijacked by the far-right
don't think this is a slam
My boss is a millennial (probably about mid 30s) and the rest of the team are all gen z in our 20s. The guy makes us cringe every day, tries desperately to make us laugh, made us all download WhatsApp so we could have a work group chat on there (he sends pretty much all of the messages on there and uses it as his own blog basically), turns up to the office in footy shirts and baseball cap (he’s going bald), replies to emails in weirdly informal ways (he called me “a blood legend” last week after I sent him a routine report that I do every two weeks).
Why are they like this?
He robbed it off a Jap, cuz of course he did, but it's pretty good.
this logal paul nibba is in everything i swear and i don't fucking understand why he is famous
sad sometimes? depression
feel nervous occasionally? anxiety
ever acted awkwardly? autism
lost concentration once? adhd
ktim
He’s probably in that phase where he thinks he’s still young and wants to fit in with you guys and can’t quite come to terms with the fact that he’s older and should be more professional.
hes everyday bro with that disney channel flow or whatever
I don't believe you're actually schizophrenic but in case you are go to this man he will help you youtube.com
Police say on average 30 people are arrested every day for online posts
protect our NHS
Wouldn't killing off malingerers help the NHS a lot?
Trannyjanny banned me from posting images for almost a week starting last saturday. I got a whole series of shit I’ve been wanting to post but can’t.
something looks off about this picture
considering starting a 2 week autistic obsession over Submarines. They're cool
Based bossman making all the little zoomies seethe
scottish women's cricket team can't get a game lads
looks like you've already started
that’s just how they are. everyone knows them as the cringe generation, even the generations before millennials find them weird and annoying. don’t know why it happened like that but that’s just how it is
all me
Absolutely howling at the thought of Sinead o Connor roasting in hell like a donner kebab for rejecting Christ and converting to Islam
XD
why do other people feel so strongly about what others might what to do
nah i just saw a few of them in the new Mission Impossible movie and that got me wondering
mingemogs me by far!
sex sex sex
hell
Religion isn’t real you pea brained dulllard.
load a few of their big boys with actual pay load ad they could wipe out kiev in a day without even using nukes
quite meaty
rise and shine, mr freeman. rise and - shine...
Freak status: bodied.
when did this cope get cooked up
what’s happening is Gaza is a genocide do not let people say any different
Runt
I fear MJ went down the same path as poor sinead
i thought you werent meant to take pleasure in others suffering
The idea of "Russian competence" is fucking bizarre, these mongs couldn't assassinate some bloke without making a complete mess of it and then trying to clear it up with a fucking tv interview
And writing this reminded me that they didn't even actually kill the guy
Name one competent nation on earth
Hard mode: not Israel
theres a crow outside
let him in
Australia is pretty competent for what it sets out to do.
that was a good flick
XD
They LITERALLY voted for this. No givesies backsies