/brit/

amelia 'dish

And what does it set out to do?

ewwww

This is most definitely the thread

Catberg is being a needy bitch

Funny how the asian one's cuter

right, if rorke could censor leftypol he would do so in a heartbeat

A wankeroo I shall have, a tug of the ol' lil ricky

Should it be legal to incite violence? Should it be legal to go into a crowded theatre and shout "fire!" to cause a panic and a stampede, when there's actually no fire?

Most people think there should be at least some restrictions on speech

no one interesting intelligent or amusing on guess I'll be back later

mad how she gets not shit for being a zionist or whatever because shes ostensibly and attractive 'white' woman

Should it be legal to incite violence?

Pleading the 5th, officer

Should it be legal to go into a crowded theatre and shout "fire!" to cause a panic and a stampede, when there's actually no fire?

Yes

Bitcoin BTC$BTC will hit 200K and beyond.

We're very close this will happen in the last quarter. The #BULL season will be insane.

chip grease all over her lipstick doesnt seem couth they shouldnt be allowed to wear lipstick when they eat

ever...?

Mama Mia cappuccino bambino

Crikey cobber I don't reckon you're a dinkum eyetie

Nah

?

improving my personality, learning new skills, making myself a high value male in my evil incel smelly childhood bedroom

...up the arse?

Just like Rorke literally voted for more brown people, lol

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it's a filtered flag makes the new episode

making myself a high value male in my evil incel smelly childhood bedroom

Doesn't matter how skilled or charming you are, you're still a weirdo for living in your childhood bedroom, so you should get to working on that.

Odd, didn't see it on my ballot

Autistic retard

evil incel smelly childhood bedroom

rorke

heathermong's going to spam these autistic fixations for the next 5 hours

pleading the 5th

No such thing on the UK. Speak up or go to prison.

I reckon this is the thread given that the other thread had a big giant batty crease as the OP.

Don't recall seeing 'assist Israel in the Gaza Genocide' in the labour manifesto

both wrong. if you have the wrong facial structure or height it does not matter either way

Any lardarse fat cunt in. Im getting there

charles your mother is worried sick mate

If you don't like these mainstays of /brit/ culture, feel free to spend your time elsewhere x

yes and notice how it doesn't make any other posts in the thread? how clever is that?

um

Really is mad how after all these years they haven't came up with a single decent use of Bitcoin yet.

oh bro well you trade it and ummm... you hold it for a bit

ok can you make anything out of it like gold?

no bro but you can buy things with it

like what?

ummmm

Fuck all. Unless you're a druggie or a nonce (which a lot of you are, obviously) bitcoin is fucking retarded. It's one of the dumbest ideas we have came up with as a species after maybe lead paint and asbestos

we just don't like you
no one likes you

i'm going to do a poo at paul's

mad how

can we please stop being rude to each other thank you

seen a sign selling land for bitcoin

Illicit drugs is a trillion dollar market. So facilitating drugs trade is a big enough use case.

Had a really solid wank. Latinas, per usual

a good point well made

as soon as i saw ancaps shilling for it like no tomorrow i knew it was a major dud

Store of value when the banks collapse
Seamless way to do international money transfers
And many more uses

SubhanAllah

XD

Doubt it's even close to a trillion

They mostly use monero now

or so I'm told

i only wank to colombians on chautrbate me

Store of wealth. More secure than any other major asset easily.

been on the asian train lately but might go back to my latinas soon x

bizarre and tragic delusion you've got going there

Gold is much more stable than crypto

Trump to UAE president: "We have a term 'groceries.' It's an old term but it means basically what you're buying, food, it's a pretty accurate term but it's an old fashioned sound but groceries are down."

I’ve forgone wanks. It’s unbecoming, not in line with Stoic thought.

children, me, personally

um

and the problem here is...

you lads ever got lice in your adulthood?

XD

prediction: zoomers will starm spelling "erm" as "urm"

Cam4 man personally
Might start this tomorrow

Stable, but poor returns and harder/riskier to store.

prediction: you will die alone

prediciton: a large black nigga will rape you in the next 13 hours

XD

Judith Pronk's musky tuppence

heathermong has a god complex over /brit/

Fuck's sake how many mental illnesses can be stacked in one person

Hard truth: Most of you will never change.

Look around. Think about your family, your old classmates. Most people stay the same from high school until old age-not in terms of aging or maturing (of course many things change) but in terms of identity. Personality. Purpose. Direction.

Reinvention isn’t normal. It’s not common. It’s not easy.

That deep, wholesale transformation you’re chasing? That’s reserved for the top 1-2%: the ones who want it badly enough to suffer for it. Who trade comfort for clarity. Who do the work when it’s lonely, unsexy, and thankless.

And that’s assuming you’re starting from a solid baseline-average IQ, average EQ, low neurodivergence. If you’re not, the odds are even steeper.

For some of you, the best outcome is acceptance. Realising who you are, and learning to play the hell out of that hand. That’s a kind of freedom too.

For the rest of you who say you want it ask yourself:
What have you actually changed in the last 5 years?
Not what you’ve read about. Not what you planned: Changed.

Also, do you even know what it is you want? Or is it just some memetic desire you acquired.

it's an old fashioned sound

kek he's such a weirdo

Get in the mines

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/brit/ is a stage
and you all are merely players

where did you get that from

This from reddit?

What are they mining?

(You)s

Coal

By 20, You've Spent 90% Of Total Time You Will Ever Spend With Your Parents

proper mentally ill and insane, me

I work out though so people think I have it together because I'm not a fat cunt

twisted fucking cycle path me

pic xxxxxxxxxx

Oh yeah, when the banks collapse people are REALLY going to want some fucking digital meme coin and not food or gold or literally anything physical that has value.

any slug of a man in?

heathermong's always in

We have a good few introjects, but only a couple of them identify with a specific source- the rest have their own identity but share some aspects with multiple different sources.

For example, one of these alters is Sasha. His source could be a few things- a specific character from a novel we loved as a kid, or two characters from a manga we loved as a teen. All these characters are quiet, stoic, russian soldiers- and for some reason as a kid we had a special interest in Russia, even spending a few months learning basic russian but have since forgotten. We’re not exactly sure of Sasha’s role, we believe he may be some sort of protector that rarely fronts- and we are unable to communicate with him because he is nonverbal (a trait that one of his sources shares). Sasha doesn’t share his name with any of these characters, just his appearance and personality.

Another example is Cody, he’s introjected from multiple characters played by the same actor. Even as a very young child we loved this actor and the movies he preformed in, but the obsession definitely grew as we became an adult. Cody also doesn’t share a name with his source, just his appearance and personality. Unlike Sasha though, he has great communication with the rest of the system and is very open about his history. A major contributing factor in his introjection is one of the characters the actor played has the same trauma as us, but they’re also just extremely comforting relatable roles. He even plays a cowboy in one movie, cowboys being another major special interest from our childhood.

I was wondering if other systems here have a similar experience? It definitely makes things confusing on top of everything always changing and blending. We let everyone here label and identify themselves, and it seems like most of our introjects aren’t very keen on labeling themselves as one- but it’s still a interesting observation!!

just spend 40 nicker on new shaving heads

'collapse' isnt priced in because capitalism expects to always go up

just had a little cry over the lost tributary rivers of London
all of those that survive have been forced underground, and now choke at full-spate with paki piss and nignog shit

XD

same

Am I too old to get a mortgage?

Why?

are you 73

wiggling around

probably yeah

never too old to rent until your bones and cartilege wear down to nubs though

No 41

XD

Feeling a tad chilly

still got another 30 years of toil left in you

yeah

Leaving the single market and customs union wasn't on the ballot. We should have had a second referendum to confirm what kind of Brexit people wanted.

Damn unc

My parents got a mortgage at 51 and 59
Obviously your deposit and monthly payments will be higher

Holy shit wtf

I got scared

Leaving the single market and customs union wasn't on the ballot.

Oh, no it definitely was

We should have had a second referendum to confirm what kind of Brexit people wanted.

Too late - sorry, you lost!

Come on, it gotta have a place.

car crash just happened on my street. 2 police cars here

When the banks collapse you’ll be queuing up at Barclays like a mug

Everything just gets worse

old cunt

yeahh

you know I wouldn’t mind working for the RSPCA. Drive round all day saving cats and dogs. Shame I’ll never be able to get a job

gies a pic

done him

Oh, no it definitely was

No it wasn't. The only question was whether to leave the EU. We could have still stayed in the single market and customs union.

Turkey is in the customs union without being in the EU. And Norway is in the single market without being in the EU. So we could have followed either of their models, or a different model.

That was good.

would that not be doxxable

No it wasn't. The only question was whether to leave the EU.

Exactly. Done.

chile when the tea finna gag

When the banks collapse I will use the cover of the ensuing chaos to come round to your ken and knock your head clean off your shoulders with a cricket bat hun x

C'mon

my thoughts exactly

i went for an autism assessment and they said i wasnt does make me a normie now?

I didn't want to see that.

what the hell is wrong with him why is he acting like a 95 year old

if I’m still posting here at 41 I give you all permission to put me down

We could have still stayed in the single market and customs union.

no, we voted to leave the EU
staying within the EU's institutional and legislative sphere would be contrary to that

Norway, Turkey

irrelevant

There are many ways we could have left the EU - we could have stayed in the single market and/or customs union.

It would have been more democratic to ask the people what kind of Brexit they wanted. Perhaps we should have a referendum now on whether to join the single market and/or customs union.

dis nigga failed his autism test

Yeah, buddy.

There are many ways we could have left the EU - we could have stayed in the single market and/or customs union.

this would not constitute leaving the EU

go build a family nigga

It's not irrelevant. Norway and Turkey are not in the EU, but they participate in the single market and customs union respectively. So we could have done the same.

See: Yes it would.

Good.

Perhaps we should have a referendum now on whether to join the single market and/or customs union.

Okay mate, free to waste your time campaigning for that

youre responding to a guy arguing with himself pretending to be 2 people
the depths of mental illnses on here are shocking

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Goodd.

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Yes it would.

no it wouldn't
not sure what you're struggling with
the vote was to leave the EU, so we needed to leave the EU, which we did, and this could only be achieved by leaving their legislative sphere, meaning we could not remain part of their single market or customs union

Cope.

horton shits a poo.

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surreptitiously crossdressing

41

I mean we're already getting closer to the EU now under Labour. Single market membership might be on the cards in a few years time. I think Switzerland participates in the single market in some economic areas, but not others - maybe the UK could do that.

Norway and Turkey aren't in the EU, but they participate in the single market and customs union respectively. We could have followed either of their models, or a combination of their models, or a slightly different model.

pack it in

Brest comes in mind.

What's the logic behind allowing sketch artists but no photos inside courtrooms?

crumdimptiously dressaging

What's the point of tourism when you can just see other countries on youtube or read books?

It's not like you're going to be some intrepid explorer, even the dingiest dump in goatrapeistan is going to have mcdonalds and gangster rap.

bldg jeer

Norway and Turkey aren't in the EU

again, irrelevant
we voted to leave the EU, see previous post for very clear explanation of what that entailed

And more.

im a developer now. I develop stuff and do my little faggot code

It's not irrelevant at all. It demonstrates that it's possible to not be in the EU, while still participating in the single market and/or customs union.

Odd, didn't realise Norway and Turkey had referenda on leaving the EU

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any choosing to behave like a disrespectful coward because he finds it funny man in

Mirror.

hate running cunts running is the easiest thing to do it's literally just moving forwards for ages only people who do it are so boring why would you do that for hours on end. don't care if you're doing the hackney half get a fucking life

That isn't the point at all. The point is this:

Tradition init sketch artists were there before cameras were about

It demonstrates that it's possible to not be in the EU, while still participating in the single market and/or customs union.

which is irrelevant to us, because we were part of the EU and voted to leave it

Sleeper build.

polvo fast canoe

Hop on the treadmill, fatty

my elbow hurts

Just because you’re obese and your knees are fucked doesn’t mean you have to rage at the rest of us who enjoy our mobility Rorke

what is the point of life, seriously
who wants to toil away as some fucking marketing manager for 40 years of their life so they can pay a jewish bank back for the money they borrowed at extortionate interest so they have a building in which they can shit and wash their balls, with the occasional reprieve of a holiday once or twice a year where you can actually do what you want to do with your life

That isn't the point at all

Yes it is mate
You're talking about what we did and didn't vote for

XD

cheer up incel

Everything's gotten so so shit post covid
Prices skyrocketing. Everything online now needs 20 layers of verification meanwhile the paki rape gangs roam free. Sick of it all.

nth for the baddiedem

No one's forcing you to work in an office

Running is great and more fun than gym desu

racist mong is depressed and friendless and can’t find the joy in life

Quelle surprise. Get yourself a clue Rorke

cycling, swimming, walking and climbing are the only acceptable forms of exercise

lifting weights and 'running' are gay and low IQ

It's entirely relevant. It is possible to leave the EU, while still participating in the single market and/or customs union.

Anybody (like you) who tries to suggest otherwise is lying

The only thing that was voted for was leaving the EU. The UK could still have stayed in the single market (like Norway) and/or customs union (like Turkey), without being a member of the EU.

EUmongs not having a good morning

it's meditation for me

Ok.

˳/(˘ε ˘) tralalalala

my indie game is DEFINITELY going to pop off and make me a million quid

XD.

It is possible to leave the EU, while still participating in the single market and/or customs union.

That would not constitute leaving the EU

Norway

Didn't vote to leave the EU

Turkey

Didn't vote to leave the EU

Done

running will bust your knees up actually
bust them up all to bits

they say follow your dreams
my dreams would be to have a massive todger and fuck loads of really fit girls on camera and cum inside and all over them for money
but I can't do this

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why don't you all just talk about how shit life is less in here and maybe it'll stop feeling quite as shit you miserable cunts

is it any good

Haven't seen EW in days. Hope she's ok the little angel x

Fat sweaty gammon

On that day...

Fat cunt

no

Why tie yourself to a dead horse like Europe with no growth and no innovation

here's a 400 word tweet about the thing I don't care about

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Because life has gotten noticeably OBJECTIVELY shitter in Britain over the past 3 years you fuckung swine

Mate.

he sad cos he got a coldsore

oh no

Beats.

yeah and /brit/ has too with you and your likes incessant reminders of it
go to brit/pol/ mate it's more your thing

ouch!

swimming and cycling require more stamina and utilise more muscle groups than running or weightlifting

I will eat my sandwich.

Reflection of the state of the country isn't it
Fuck off

DEVELOPERS
DEVELOPERS
DEVELOPERS
DEVELOPERS

might start streaming my 12 hour incel map game sessions on twitch and see if I get a following

na fr these britfeel and britpol freaks are such dogshit posters

That would not constitute leaving the EU

Yes it factually would. Norway and Turkey aren't members of the EU. But they participate in the single market and customs union respectively.

You are lying, it's as simple as that.

I'm not saying we necessarily have to. I'm just saying what was voted for. Leaving the single market wasn't voted for. Leaving the customs union wasn't voted for. The UK could have clarified (and still could clarify) how the public feels about these issues with a second referendum.

worshipping a rock

always wear your seatbelt

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Cool.

yeah maybe they're still both bent

why are all of you so miserable?

full of cold and flu and phlegm in my chest but want to go out in the sun and drink beer this evening

put on a vtuber avatar and an AI voice changer

Both low impact exercises that fatties like you pretend to like but you don’t even do those LOL

carve yourself

XD

Both low impact exercises that fatties like you pretend to like but you don’t even do those LOL

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corrrrrrr name? i keep forgetting the baddiedem characters x

BECAUSE OUR COUNTRY IS FUCKING SHITEEEEE AND HAS GOTTEN MUCH MUCH SHITTER OVER THE PAST 3 YEARS

too much negative energy in here today

the bop house are grooming minors omds

So not rainbow rhythms

Yeah well, you can you use however you like kiddo

I don't think there's many Leave voters out there upset that the UK left the single market. Free trade agreement is the way to go if the EU wants one on reasonable terms.

mostly just that one fat lad who doesn't like people laughing at him for thinking a treadmill is less gay than swimming

…is it in the room with us?

rorke on a mad one this morning

(¬`‸´¬)
me when my baka oni chan pisses me off

cba to eat but i have to. Life's relentless

Ain't worth it.

fucking hate my life fucking hate it hate it hate it why do other people get to have good fun lives and i have this shit one

hey if the economy's not happy then nor should /brit/ be

based and a nightingaaaale sang in beeeeerkeleeeey squaaaare pilled

To put it in someone's vagina?

you ever eat a big bowl of pasta with mussels?

lovely stuff

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david suchet sex arse

mental, isn't it?

/brit/ is in peril

Just exercise bro

if it were up to me youd all be down in the mines smashing up rocks 12 hours a day

What's left?

bought some more fake baccy from the paki shop. Usually it’s good but this one is harsh as fuck I can feel the cancer developing with every inhale

no for i am allergic

quality of my dairy milk with oreo bars have gone noticeably down.

the cursed destiny of man?

fuck off you nasty spiteful little cunts

how about feeling sunrays hitting your face for a change yeah?

my linguini with clams could beat that any day of the week

The Jews.

Cmon im just kidding, i feel the same way too sometimes

time for a john smiths and some doritoes then

Almost fell for a dropshipped product lads
Found it on amazon for half the price within a minute

i was agreeing with you

Always close the bathroom window when I go for a shit don’t want anyone hearing the plops

did that yesterday doesn't change my shitting bollocks shitfuck life does it

Ashkenazi

she's a new one, ariaxskkye

I've caught a couple just chatting streams and she's collabed with a gyaldem x

lads if i chuck recycling stuff away in the regular bin week can they really tell or will i be alri??

You should be able to beat any women’s olympic world record. If you’re a man, that is.

When the referendum happened it was 52-48 in favour of leave, but if you had asked a question "should the UK participate in at least some parts of the European single market" then that vote might have been slightly in favour of yes. Who knows.

Starter

coward

All this pasta talk is making me hungry, might order one on Deliveroo x

converted prison ahh window size

XD

Just yours yeah?

NEW

what if they can hear it through the door/walls/ceiling/floor anyway

Shalom

What happened to my dick?

XDD

Bring back the German days.

All water under the bridge now

XDD

Democracy didn't end in 2016, we could potentially have another referendum on single market membership, or even full EU membership. It probably won't happen any time soon but it could happen eventually.

Listen unlike that Belgian dude from that video, I actually was numb.