Peggy Evans edition
/brit/
This is the one, the other will get deleted
these old painted photos are a bit horrifying
other edition clearly destined for deletion due to its OP image so I think I'll make myself comfortable in this one instead
[laughing bradley]
Can't wank anymore. Looking at porn gives me an overwhelming feeling of missing out on real sex and excitement and I can't get horny.
on sunday daddy bought me a green tea with peach and kiwi and aiyu jelly but then after that he started being rude and nasty and insulting to me again and so I've been very upset with him since then
this is the one
she was pure sexo
been up for hours, all in here
how the fuck do you get addicted to steroids?
better to die a chad than to.... *cough* to live.... an incel.... ack
*rorke scurries out from his mousehole*
heh heh heh the NEEKs shall inherit teh earth!!1!
she's no veronica lake that's for sure
created early
linked early in the original thread
linked early in the last thread
that's a three strike reason why it should be deleted
roiding for this
it's going to be a yikes from me
piss off
That's a blessing lad
Same way people get addicted to plastic surgery, or anything for that matter. It temporarily makes you feel good, that feeling wears off and you crave it again.
FOY
no
mad how flabby geniuses could wipe this cunt out of the gene pool with a big bit of wood
nigga name is keir
hello boys
Looks like a muscly crackhead
not an actual addiction
simply habituation
won't discuss it further
Shut up you fucking RUNT
PULL UP TO MY BUMPER BABY
i just showed rorke a good time
going to local pond
Gateshead Central & Whickam branch depart from Reform UK:
"Zia Yusuf has weaponised the legal system against one of our own. This is what we’re meant to stand against."
He is probably the only person I have EVER seen who is on juice and has small traps.
Imagine being such a fucking runt that you can't even build muscle properly when you're on roids. He is not long for this world.
any hairless twink willing to be used in?
It is. The high just has varying degrees of intensity depending on the addiction. Eating food, on the low end, taking hard drugs, on the high end. The degree of intensity makes people do more desperate things to achieve it again
no darling
I BUMMED IM
any cute homos in
Nothing sadder than seeing aging celebrities trying to get into TikTok or Instagram.
Mate, it's fucking over for you, just disappear with dignity. Madonna is the worst offender for this but there are many more.
Getting shagged up the arse to afford wifi to sustain my /brit/ AI spamming addiction
wouldn't poo come out my bum? bum?
how's about a few farts? farts?
i can show you a,
poopshite,
let me show you my,
poopshite
mad that barrymore does vlogs
just cute me
Any useless washed up dickheads in here
just homo me
just you
halle berry been all the rage on twitter
need my fuckstick seeing to
You're alone on that one mate
ARE THERE ANY DOGS IN?
found one
prefer not to say
Can't remember the last time I had a full hard on. Sort of just wank my floppy cock until it dribbles some watery shite resembling spunk
XD
Lads, why the fuck did they steal my wife?
because she's FIT
mad that nigel farage, the most prominent 'patriot' and right-wing figure in britain, made pro-IRA comments on camera for the sake of a few £££
I'm straight you see, but I've discovered that flirting with lads is easier than with women
lmfao
you need more zinc
are there any cats posting among us now?
Just like 3D TVs, VR is NEVER going to be a thing, at least not until it is basically indistinguishable from real life AND is small enough to be the size of a standard part of sunglasses without the need for cables everywhere.
No cunt wants to walk around with the gay cuckgoggles strapped to their skull while they "immerse" themselves in a world with PS2 graphics. Not happening, just put the idea on ice for the next 20/30 years.
prove it
Hello
Hi
How are you
You accom
Yeah. I will do something.
miaow
how many times a day?
you're a 42 year old man
my tortoise was using my pc last night and he posted about leaves
well no shit, gays hit on every mediocre looking dude out there
should you just treat women like lads then or is that how you catch rape charges
Need Emma Watson to squeeze one out into my open mouth.
based? based on what?
since I stopped boozing I get really emotional about things. reckon booze was crushing my hormones hard
dogs
Accurate
saw this interview with a male pornstar who's like 50 where he says he feels uncomfortable working with actresses under 25 because he basically considers them children, i then went to peruse some of his filmography where he fucks teenage girls without any visible hesitation
awful slobbering mutts
get the cats posted
mental how there's freaks in their 40s posting here
fuck off windows update
Gf is so easily pleased it’s adorable. I bought her a cheap charm bracelet from Pandora and she was so grateful it was like I dropped a few grand on a 24k gold diamond ring or something.
Yeah..
Brother doing a half marathon at the weekend so am now firmly relegated to the runt of the family.
47, lad
what do 40 year old brazilians do
what's the brazilian equivalent of a 40 year old proto-barry
he's an actor mate he gotta fuck them and pretend it's not weird
I'm 56 in a few weeks, what the fuck are you going to do to stop me posting here, kid?
Was just saying this to some schoolgirls on their lunch break
You don't get this in this place, faggot!
girlfriend this
brother that
FONCSSSSSSS
lets see it?
nth for the gyaldem
incorrect use of fonc
Pegi 18
Nice. Can you?
Sinead O'Connor roasting like a rotisserie chicken in the pits of hell for rejecting Christ and converting to Islam.
problem is the cost vs actual use case. nobody wants to pay £3k for an apple headset when the only things you can do with it are essentially demos given low adoption and accessibility
love greek yogurt me
only discovered it this week me
for having a brother? Are you dumb?
We should have a zombie apocalypse
Imagine fighting them against each other like cock fighting or pitbulls
in a non-official marriage relationship with two kids living near their mum while having 2 lovers on the side and drinking beer every weekend with the lads
cos he's a professional mate. he wouldn't be much of an adult actor if he let on how morally conflicted he was about the whole thing would he?
fucking HATE cunts who non-stop go on about what they're doing and what their plans are as a point of gloating to others that they're oh so busy and have so many people around them
FUCK OFF
Shiit
She’s worn it to work but it’s the silver snake chain bracelet they sell
I hate women because they will proposely start shit with people by poking the bear and getting pissy when ever anyone snaps
things neurotypicals will never understand
Come again?
women love snakes and they love a man who has loads of snakes
I’m a 28 year old twink x
doggies
why do they have to make john smiths so damn suppable, lads... I'm onto my 2nd already
Simmer down Rorke, it’s not our fault you’re sat rotting away in your smelly childhood bedroom every single day is it?
some bangers though. Like a Prayer, what a tune
Tree.
charva rorke haha
ooh yes i'm going to this concert ooh ues my sister and i are going shopping oooh yes my grandma's making soup and shite
FUCK OFF DIE DIE DIE
I'm off for a meal later
currently melting
fuck off back to britfeel if you dont like it
blud’s whole family hates him :skull:
What's there?
I like Madonna's Like A Prayer 2toebh.
alri orphanlad
I hate working with women and I hate old people. I just wanna go back to being a neet and drink coffee while looking at history stuff
shut up you fucking knob
it really is a banger. always thought the first 2-3 seconds of guitar was weird though
Had I my powers...
genuinely hope this egyptian chokes to death on sand
sunday morning is such a banger
cum
One of you lot, don't fret
I don't know a single one of these songs
what is this boomer shit
I don't believe you
FOLC
the cute specky girl at the vape shop asked me how my day had been when i went there earlier, reckon i'm in there now
My grandparents are all dead. My dad is an alcoholic who ruined our lives. My mum is a narcissistic freak who constantly demeans and puts me down despite evey effort I try. My brother is an abusive cunt who beat me to bruises and now twists everything as if it were my fault. FUCK OFFFF WE DON'T ALL HAVE Nice LITTLE LET'S ALL GO ALL TO THE PUB YAAAY TELETUBBY HAPPY FAMILIES LIKE YOU CUNTS DO
Faggot!!!
sigh... it's like i have a special scent to attract trouble...
Pollen
absolute state of poortherners
got my glasses and high waisted jeans on yeah according to my calculations im urkelmaxxing
It’s good stuff that
I am very sick.
Maybe if you were less of a freak you would have people in your life who loved you heatherpaedo
areas of my body least likely to get washed
i reckon women are at their most attractive in their early 30s (assuming they've taken care of themselves and aren't fat) but then they take a sharp nosedive after 35 no matter what
*gives you a hug*
get her pumped lad pumped I said
You just look like it XD
millennial core
reckon they read this post and closed their investigation lad, you've pulled a blinder here
The Matrix itself
Just had the worst conversation with some Australian guy coming into the vape shop. He absolutely stank of shite and I just asked him how his day was so he didn't start stabbing me in an incel rage
was actually fantasising about robbing the place because it's a dodgy business where they only accept cash so i could probably get away with it easily, but now i think i'll settle for flirting with a qt
um
UM
got a reyt cold lads
my boyfriend called me a dumb gay cunt
I can do it
sorry mate but i can't make hide nor hair of this post
gf's coming over for a few bevs and a takeaway later hbu x
This is actually a whiteness map; all the old people move away from shitholes like London and then shag their gold digging wives in the kitchen of their cottage
I said to myself imagine if she was blonde
ur gf fit? she got a nice arse?
i'm sorry this happens to you
mine calls me his prince :3
That's SAD. A real NC would be out doing something to gloat about
we all know it's mid-late teens to early 20s that's when women are most fertile and when you're meant to be shagging them
No confirmed kill.
for me it's
youtube.com
among others
loli’s all wearing their dresses to school x
Slavic mutt!!!
um
mental how you always end up flirting with the cashier whenever you go to the supermarket alone
english is three languages in a trenchcoat
the american accent is the original accent of shakespeare
who are the english? the celts? romans? vikings?
Bring back the mustache dayz
fizzy peach lime lavender lemonade
why can't I larp as a vampire? what's stopping me from ordering litres of blood off the internet and drinking it?
You are such a fucking unfathomably freakish cunt
XD
I use the self-checkouts. Only have to interact with a person if I'm purchasing a red bull with my meal deal so they can verify I am old enough.
you're here every day spamming shit gimmicks you sad cunt
how the fuck do you pronounce "gloucestershire"
So madly in love with her, that I cant focus at work. Almost vomited in the toilet when she texted me sweet nothings. Please someone help me I'm max cucked out, I need some sense beaten into me.
Tutututtutototototo
perhaps but i prefer a woman with character
tomoko
AIDS
You are getting down
im gan tae dae awa wae masel
kuso yaro
assume you look quite youthful x
The self-checkouts at mine are right in front of where the cashiers are so when you go to them despite nobody else being in the line for the cashier they just stare at you as if you're a complete and utter freakish imp while you're using the self-checkout
Strike
crazy how tf2 came out when most of you were still shitting your diapers
always makes me laugh when some 2nd or 3rd worlder tries to make a sarcastic comment about britain to sound superior
I’ve been reading about hitler nonstop for the past 3 days. He was such an incredible man, a once in a century type of leader.
GOD HAVE MERCY UPON MY SOUL!!!
Fitting since tf2 is fucking shite
couldn't care less what minimum wage retail slaves think about me tbqhwyl
poundland starmer
No its not its banging
Fog of war
tomoko femcel vs tomo femcel
who wins?
No sweetie x
The amount of cringe in one picture
I read Joachim Peipers biography and broke down crying multiple times during. Strongly rec
ace bell lap
or
cab pall lee
or
elm pally
or
mall yelp
Looks American
mad how... urm...
this is your w̶o̶r̶l̶d word today
What is this strength?
she wants someone brom farnstaple
Thinking about that one kid at school who would play games on PC and go on about how good Half Life 2 and TF2 was, he was the biggest virgin runt I have seen to this day.
Everyone else was playing Xbox 360 and Modern Warfare because we were not incel freaks.
For me, it's r/publicreminders
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the kid probably posts here nowadays
It is getting very Britonic.
Hungry
ten words!
can't stop running people over with my car
it's addictive
He's called Heathermong
We say Brytthonic here
yeah
anime
simply a habit
Me. Only half.
that was weird
Sinead O'Connor screaming while waist deep in boiling oil getting scalped by one of Satan's minions for converting to Islam
got to go to toil in an hour
didnt want to work today but toilberg pressured me into agreeing a shift
feeling supersonic
your comment in the last thread was funnier on account of it beginning with 'absolutely howling...' which is always a winner imo
just don't go
Sinead O'Connor pleading to Christ to save her from torment after she spat in his face, only know she begins regret her choices
Not doing much at toil, want lunch
yeah
Are tongue piercings irrevocably linked with oral sex? If i see anyone with a tongue piercing i just think that right away that they must love sucking dick or eating pussy. Am i just coom brained?
Playing my 3DS on my WFH toil currently
haha just waiting for 4 me
XD
id get sacked and i dont want that either
Cool. Thanks.
Time for my legally mandated 30 minute toil respite
miss daft pumk so much, feel like shit
haha rule britannia x
What a sad man you are
Based
at Herr Starmer's demand no doubt
mad how there's someone out there who has an encyclopedic knowledge of gay porn
XDD
I'm right here mate haha
due to unforseen circumstances
definitely and I mean definitely has been doing some really dodgy gay things with teenage lads
diddy freak-off style things
dat nigga ZESTY
My neighbour on bennies is currently power washing the gaps between his paving blocks
He power washes the driveway about 3 times a week for 4 hours a day
What is this sand wogs malfunction? Strange poster
CANS CANS CANS GET THE CANS IN
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rorkes rizz
Ruins the mortar that
Poop from Emma Watson's butt.
Hate it when I see a headline like
(movie or actor) just got a 25 minute standing ovation at Cannes film festival!
Really? Some fucking FREAKSHOW NONCES just stood there clapping all that time? Fuck off, I hope the next time the fucking ceiling collapses in on them and they're crushed under some beams but barely alive.
Rescue workers taking ages to cut them out while they're in agony, their hands unable to clap anymore due to the fact that their fingers have been mashed into red paste. Finally they are freed from the rubble after several hours only to die on the way to hospital and at their funeral they get a 70 minute standing ovation.
Got one of these bad boys to scran after lunch x
Sick of seeing that zesty nig everywhere, needs his head kicked around like a football
screenshot facebook
corr ain't had a good ceiling collapse in ages
*enters thread with an orange carrier bag full of Red Stripe*
what's the craic then lads
um
Does he know we can see his cock balls and arse?
Me gusta
Bring them in a box.
Would love to grab hold of that and twist as hard as I could
Godly arsehole, this is me too by the way
Mad if deleted.
posted it again award
Is this twinky the twink
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catch me in pret on horseferry road if you want beef
Fine.
got the poo poo poo poo poo porn on
Off to the Asda for some veggies and some milk
My hair looks like how it looks XD
Nice.
As low as possible.
Fuck off
next time applications open it's happening
and then this will all be over
porn
I got everything, man.