/balk/

can't wait for her last tiktok when those chimps snap and bite her face off

It snaps from being horny btw

Imagine shitgal and iki in the same room

why would you do this to poor ikilad

He did to himself. In his quest to embrace his greekness, he had to do this final sacrifice

I wonder how much freedom I'm gonna have in my job. My employers are Italians so there is a good chance I will sperg out about Italian history.

it is what it is
*pays an albo 5€ to steal a gas truck*

SILA
MOKJ
ODLUCNOST
B1LGARIQ

УДAPHИ BECTИ
Cпeјc шaтлoт Cв. cв Киpил и Meтoдии пpoизвeдeн вo Плeвeн штoтoкy cлeтa нa Beнepa, Кocтaдин Кocтaдинoв гo пoздpaви oвoј нeзнaчитeлeн пoдвиг нa Б1лгapикy

imagine albo with the makkke in the same room

Generous Bulgaria donates 1500 ton of lamb meat to Congo as the gesture of goodwill

That lamb meat? Fyromian children.

I wish a Bulgarian would also donate me their meat

shoe show on the Acropolis, because money can buy everything

Have you thanked mitsopoustis today

Sorry bro, I didn't notice it

I wrote to the bulgarian embassy in skopje about aquireing a bulgarian citizenship based on my ancestry

imagine the musky smell of her cunt

ONE OF US
E D I N
N
A
R
O
D

film

Im honestly so autistic idk how I will survive work

я дaй кpaткo oпиcaниe нa пpeдиcтopиятa зa тeзи cлyчки
кoй e тoя eбaч къpтaч?

when will he have beer in plovdiv king?

nz prosto skrolnah i mi se stori smeshno

drones

Imagine the BZZZZZZZing

We will soon as i get my bulgarian citizenship

We fell to the level of subhumans.

bulgarian citizenship

Where do you plan to go

Australia or switzerland

will you drive uber?

No i will get a college degree and work at an office

Who would win in a live or die fist fight?

Based we need more dedicated shitposters

No i will get a college degree and work at an office

it's OVER...
we've lost sashko

makkkes be like

I pigeon-mailed the albanian embassy in athens about arresting lach based on alarming posts I read online.

expect a reply in 23 business decades

bulgarians did this

was it expired or sometin? where do we have tons of meat?

pretty sure he's virtually unknown here for pepo under 40

so 80% of the population knows him? cool

surplus in dogs spun this year

Кpъгъл тaпaк

I'm scared

wash your veins

good goy!

it's raining too
based bozo

even muz enclave somehow manages to be cringe in eurangutan zone
can you imagine prince of saudi arabia kneel to some random hag

Krasnoraped seething about EVROPA again

random hag

stronger economy than your gas station

Wrote 2 hours to the bulgarian embassy i wonder how long till the embassy replies

ne zamaraj kopile

harrasse

pls passporta

*seen*

Im not nust a random dude i am a relative of goce delcev

While i asked anons not to harrasse me about politics

Look at that
I am ALWAYS right.

send that to the Bulgarian embassy in shkupi

Im not 100% bulgarian from my mother side i have albanian ancestry

Thats where the schizophrenia is from now we know where the eviland lazy side come from

bulgarian from my mother side

cause of f20

Got a reply from the bulgarian embassy and they gave me a phone number

I think i will get the citizenship faster than other folks due to the fact that i am a relative of goce delcev

I will call that number on monday

sashko will escape makkkedonia before anyone else
mental innit

record that call for the thread, king

Looking at colleges in switzerland they are even cheaper than the once in northern macedonia
Since cia tortured me and since russians did the same its most rational to find a better life in a neutral state like switzerland

i will get the citizenship faster

i will use my NGO connections and make it impossible for you

Forgot pic

Bro finna get banned from Bulgaria

kat 2

I work in the Bulgarian embassy in Uskub, the price is 1 (one) NGO slutwhore.

My father told me he will use connections that he has with bojko borisov for me to get a bulgarian citizenship

You missed you chance when Stefan Yanev was PM 2021-2022.

cause of f20

?

he doesn't know about the finn obsessed with canada

He kinda looks like me tho but a bit taller

I thought you were saying floor 2 in fyromian

gib fyromian pasosh

This some cyberpunk shit. Imagine giant flying ads everywhere in the sky

BZZZZZZZ

AAAAA SEKOJ SAKA MAKEDONSKIOT PASOSH ALI NE SEKOJ MOZE DA GO IMA NE NE NE SIPTARI PA IZOPSHTO NE MOZE

Lying to a Citizenship Application is a criminal offence btw

Sashko is LIAR and CRIMINAL and doesn't deserve a Bulgarian passport

POVELETE DRUZE TITO

Bitch stapled on her husband's last name and his mistress' first name onto hers

ladies.de

pick your future wife

Ok so you say im bulgarian and after that you claim i am macedonian

Lololololololol

Anyway i have the documents required for me to get a bulgarian passport

double first name double last name

the eternal enemy of all record keeping systems
the only thing missing is a middle name

Needs to be made illegal

mandate that all citizens are referred to by the ID number

Already basically the case innit
You submit a request and the nigga tells you "just get the ID number correct bro"

TOVA IME KRESHTI MAKEDONIJA NAD VARDARA I DUNAVA SO VSEKA BUKVA

plenty of countries and systems that use names+lastname only, dont have official IDs, or have ancient systems that require that you use a name instead of ID even if ID exists

GAZOT ME SRBI

What if my posts here become a front story news tomorrow in bulgaria and northern macedonia that i am getting a bulgarian citizenship

What if my posts here become a front story news tomorrow

Only if you go on a stabbing spree bro

up 70€ again today
makkkedonian missing trillions of yurodollars in gains

No dude as a nephew of goce delcev etc that i am getting a bulgarian citizenship

Saw a mid 5/10 bogged bitch driving a porsche cayenne today when i went to buy ciggies.
Kill all women and simps, this is fucking insane that whore doesnt even deserve a dacia there are better bitches out there fucking the most subhuman niggers for 40 dolalrs and that cunt got a subhuman gyppo simp to buy her a car worth 60k.(i assume it was used)

I DA BIDE I KE BIDE ODNOVOOO CELAAAA
DAJ MI DAJ MI 200 DELA ZA DA BIDEM CELAAA
NEMA NEMA SEKS I DENAR AKO SUM BEZ DEEELA
ZATOA ZATOA SAKAM SAMO MAKEDONIJA DA E BEEELA
NO NE MOZE NO NE MOZE
MNOGO SME SI CRNIII
NISTO BRATKO NISTO BRATKO
NA MAKEDONIJA SME VERNIII

*adjusts*

Finna make the account tomorrow bro, trust me, dude I promise

do it right this millisecond

pictured, Illyrian chieftain bends to knee to a Medici princess

2 more days bro

desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/int/image/1747/30/1747308326746.webm

This caused me sadness btw

youtube.com/watch?v=eYfOYx1G2zU

Nice, thanks for lifting my mood, story?

aol.com/mexican-beauty-influencer-valeria-m-145120408.html?guccounter=1
Found it

This song alone carries more cultural value than all the worthless shitpile of yugorock.

france24.com/en/live-news/20250516-influencer-s-murder-shows-dark-side-of-mexican-social-media-fame

Absolutely. Yugorock is a bunch of larping.
filmarshtina do gusha sa yugotata

Apparently her ex did it because was jealous of the gifts simps were sending her.
Just another evil roastie whore

youtube.com/watch?v=c7rIxM49BcY
we should have sent this song to this year's eurovision

NE BOLI A SRBI. BUGARITE/GRCITE SO VINOVNI ZATOA

VSEKI NE MAKEDONSKI POST TREBE DA PRESTANUVA ZA DA IMA POVEĶE MESTO ZA MAKEDONSKI POSTOVI

I wanna kill this faggot.

finna try making an AI OCR translator
it already works manually but I want to automate it

ROMALEILEILEILEI
UIUIUIUIUIUIUIUI

tenk u ej aj
u r maj best frend

ABE CIGANIOR EDEN

M

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C

M

SE IZVINUVAM KAKVA AMATIORSKA GRESHKA SUM NAPRAVIL

M

wasting time on useless projects

no chipping at a big project

shitposting on bardovcichan

diabetus

Can it go even worse for you?

You have to go back in the world right now im goysneeding it and stream clip of the earth gets banned from a single thing about it pussy faggot ass faggot ass faggot i dont have a problem with the times of the devil and speak bulgarian people do not constitute a functioning society but a heart transplant Flow SwiftKey

How is it in relationships like are you like friends with the girl or is it different? Serious question

more like a boss from what I've seen

What do you mean

Like she has to bow down when you walk in and call you boss

Im an incel not a retard

Ancient cucking

some triggered retard is posting "ntr-less rewrites" of terasu doujins

lmfao

nothing related to me jerking off can be useless

noooooo don't remove my bbc cuckoldry

why are incels going to the bbc cuckold artist and reading bbc cuckold doujins in the first place? they're too pathetic to be sadists, so the only reasonable explanation is they're cucks

Soon Romania will find out if it's ruled by a gypsy or an ugly autist. Are you excited? I am.

can't wait for the make ROMAnia great again movement

there's some existing software that does it but it seems to be unanimously shit and not a one click run

You really have to be some prime goycattle to think that these faggots decide anything

In an ENTJ world with me as dictator I would institute total aniconism

It's only necessary to combat incel pedophile drawings from infecting websites like 4channel

as INTJ dictator I would sanction you for this and mobilize the troops

I'm under no illusion that they decide anything, but it's fun to say that we'll be ruled by a gypsy (thanks diasPOOra)

car is yellow rn

Thanks African dust

you and your women are inhaling the same air as afribaboons

edin africanarod

I hate the summer
My flaccid peenur suffers from summer penis and makes it even more prominent
I can't wear anything comfy without women creeping on me

so true sis

Edi Rama is embarrassing

angel: me
demon: bulgaria

moc a mammt

I imagine myself as Hitler and Muhammad rolled into one whilst you're Jeffrey Epstein and Jeffrey Dahmer rolled into one

That's satan

Jeffrey Dahmer

he was into bbc btw

guy who lost and suicided and autistic guy who got cheated on and hated curtains with drawings

wrong. he was into buck breaking

LEPOTINEC LEPOVEC LEPINKON NA MAMU PU PU PU VSE DA TI E PO VODA PU PU

ZNACHI VSE MRAZEH NA SMRT KOZE SIRENE NO DNES NA SUPERMARKET KASATA NEKOJ SI BE ZABRAVIL PLATENOTO KOZE SIRENE I AZ SI GO PRIBRAH V TORBATA ZA KOETO SE IZVINUVAM ZNAM DEKA NE E KAKO BI NAPRAVIL EDEN MAKEDONEC NO AZ KATO PROSTOSMURTEN BUGARIN GO PRIBRAH I PREDI MALKO SI GO APNAH SO HLEB I DOMATCHE I DA VI KAZUVAM BE DOBRO

tomatoes with your sirene

desgustan

az praih salata caeser

I ate some really good (romanian) tomatoes today, bought from a babushka. They costed twice the amount of "normal" (crap, non-romanian) tomatoes, but they were worth it. Meanwhile the market is flooded with turkish crap, which I hate. Support your local babushkas.

I will go support my local mafia by buying 2 gyros

Literally me, on both accounts

ZOSTO? UNIKALEN MIKS E
BRAVO BATKO DANO E VKUSNA

NIKOGA NE MOGU DA RAZBERA ZOSTO TURSKITE DOMATI SA PO GADNI OD NASHITE NALI NA DOMAT MU TREBE SONCE A TURCITE SOSHTO IMAT SONCE DAZE USHTE POVEKE SONCE IMAT OD NAS A OD VAS PA TAKA I TAKA POVEKE SONCE IMAT

Good man. Even mafia is preferable to globalists.

based, new saga confirmed

nothing more disgusting than a greasy soapy bull's heart tomato

pizza and diet coke acquired
let's see what's on

boon did you write to the greek embassy requesting a greek passport yet based on your greek ancestry?

Only pedophiles drink diet coke

I only snort coke

thankfully I only drink coke zero

Would totally bury my bbc into her sandu if you know what I mean

youtube.com/watch?v=x2ZLS1V3iMw

mfw all the diabetics ITT

fr fr

drink water

Water? You mean like in the toilet?

youtu.be/DTb-IFB8UIw?feature=shared

Bay Marko

they're all brown bro

we're so back brehs

youtu.be/aPB_ZeG6pEs?feature=shared

hate this subhuman alcoholic like you wouldn't belieb it

why is python so evil

I stopped following any politics since 2 years and its comfy. Him and radev are the only politicians are the only ones I know nowadays, I couldnt name a single minister at gunpoint. Dont even know which parties are in the ruling coalition

based, any new recipes?

it's because you're too democratic, otherwise you'd have the same party and the same guys in charge for 20 years

Democracy is the same cancer when its applied in countries full of idiots like on balkans. So best not even bother

we need chinese overlords yesterday

And yet chuds want more referendums.

Bro I got a great python course I can link you that's sitting in my bookmarks by this one Finnish university

chuds want memerendums because they're so retarded they unironically think they know better
the people should have the most minimum amount of say in the government as possible, they're all useless cattle that would vote themselves into extinction, economic collapse, or starvation

youtube.com/watch?v=wMcWto0C7s0

I know python bro, that's why I hate it and it's shit and cancer everything

I often thought about why docker employees just dont randomly get together and start boozing up and randomly nuking containers and laughing about it.

Docker is not a service, they don't host workloads.

soy language

they can't be trusted, they're a nu-company that wants to turn a profit and is in its squeezing the customers phase

they host the container images bro

Bulgolems are so gullible they would trust anyone with anything this is why they wont be around in 20 years

Isn't using the public docker hub a supply chain exploit disaster waiting to happen?

To selyak ears

Bulgolems would trust anyone

ragebait

soy post

just like everything else that deals with centralized dependency management

what is npm

what is central maven repo

what is pip

all centralized repositories are disaster bait

t-two more weeks!

get the euro goy

join the nafo goy

stop buying ruZZian gas goy

destroy your weapons goy

buy our weapons goy

dont guard the border goy

take in these rapefugees goy

list is too big goy

im bored with your ass goy

t. misho shamara

I wonder whether they update or redeploy software in air-gapped environments.

prosciutto sandwich with gummy bears, cheetos and doritos

youtube.com/watch?v=fZUTKicU4fw

classic

Pshtt, wait till digital euro lands

Then you'll miss being soyviet control

get the euro goy

but the last time when Razgrajdane made a referendoom, around 800k people voted to keep the lev.
When i go on tiktok i see a bunch of bulgarian nomries saying that we should keep the lev

overall, the things you listed are actions of political parties who were elected by less than 10% of the whole population. it doesnt speak of bulgolems as a whole.

ill air gape your anus, bum

youtube.com/watch?v=GXVgmwvrK4E

бeнгъp

Are bulgarians really named shawarma?

loshite mog vanko the faggot

Im going to play football with friends and i havent played since 2012

lying piece of shit its raining outside

What you're saying right now is devoid of substance. Nobody cares what bulgolems are saying. Who cares?

Go on king, side tackle them for me

Who cares?

you should care since you made such outrageous claims
you made the claim that bulgolems trust anyone about anything when clearly this is not the case.
We actively express defiance by refusing to vote for fake and gay parties, we also want to keep the Lev as i said, to be out from NATO and we dont want refugees.

There is absolutely 0 trust in government, people dont even vote for the opposition because they dont trust them either

Greenland sharks have the longest lifespan of any known vertebrate, estimated to be between 250 and 500 years.[4] They are among the largest extant shark species, reaching a maximum confirmed length of 6.4 m (21 ft) long and weighing over 1,000 kg (2,200 lb). They reach sexual maturity at about 150 years of age, and their pups are born alive after an estimated gestation period of 8 to 18 years.[5] The shark is a generalist feeder, consuming a variety of available foods, including carrion.[6]

Greenland shark meat is toxic to mammals due to its high levels of trimethylamine N-oxide,[7] although a treated form of it is eaten in Iceland as a delicacy known as kæstur hákarl.[8] Because they live deep in remote parts of the northern oceans, Greenland sharks are not considered a threat to humans. A possible attack occurred in August 1936 on two British fishermen, but the species was never identified.[9]

sharks older than nordic makkkedonia

I wonder what the first lie ever was. Probably some caveman lying about the size of an animal that attacked you or baka

I ran out of water
aj saffer

Mimicry and sexual reproduction in the animal kingdom are all full of lies. So earlier than cavemen.

Thoughts on this?
youtube.com/watch?v=zPnbIoEuFYk

Was kinda hoping for something more ancient than ottoman and soviet shit
wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Shipwrecks_in_the_Black_Sea

magic pipes in the walls ran empty bro?

drinking albo sink water

Enjoy your microplastics

I'm macroplastics only

If you don't ingest a solid diet of rust and plastic then you're not human.

My parents hid the measurment tape so i cannot prove of having 18cm penis

Was gonna beer run but it rain so i drink visky and chill out

My parents hid the measurment tape so i cannot prove of having 18cm penis

sheytan is tempting me with the red bulls in my fridge, but I'll have a pre-sleep wank and go to sleep

Rick: Abe zheno skrij mu go metarov vishe ovoj blesaviot se soblaka i si go meri kurot pred mene cel den.

Someone also used my nude and lied to girls because i have a huge penis and larped as me

When i returned to vodno/kapostec folks were saying that i have a huge penis