blue's clues edish
/brit/
dogshit edish
get a clue
fuck off
Why are you seething so much?
Weird freak
pov: you're a 10-year-old about to become a lifelong leftypol bender because of "genetics"
Howling at Sinead O'Connor joining in with the eternal screams of the damned in hell, the Quran did NOT warn her this would happen for turning her back on Christ.
s'pose this is the thread then
hate how my best looking physical shape isn't optimal for running, why should i have to choose one or the other?
if you're a moron sure
Whoops
you seem a bit upset
looks like quite a soft cushioning of foliage, reckon 'ell be fine
POV: You're Sinead O'Connor moments after death
yank thinks he has a say on what /brit/ thread we use
blud thinks he's part of the team
What's set you off on a melty lad?
Done my Asda shop
im part of the team actually
would probably drink PinkthePantheress bathwater if i'm being brutally honest
Is it morally acceptable to steal from a paki?
oh lovely another thread of the retard talking to himself on ten different flags
You can shag Emma Watson but you have to eat a bit of her poo first. Do you do it?
couldn't pay me to shag this goblin
NTA but based
it's heathermong
couldn't pay me to shag this goblin
Who or what is "heathermong"
Newfag.
Sinead O'Connor confused about who heathermong is supposed to be as she doesn't frequent /brit/
She doesn't frequent many places nowadays as hell is big enough for her to wander endlessly.
*approaches hostess at front of house*
Me: "I'd like to make reservations for 3."
Hostess: "What's the name on the reservation?"
Me: "Ja Rule"
------------------
he way you walk, the way you move, the way you talk
'Cause I'm real
The way you stare, the way you look, your style, your hair
'Cause I'm real
The way you smile, the way you smell, it drives me wild
'Cause I'm real
And I can't go on without you
working on myself x
The fit
so many runts posting today
done my first git push lads. Im a dev now
it's mongybong
Just one of those days when you want to shit in a man’s fuck
media urges me to protect my eyes
too late lil' nigga
Just a README, lad? Make sure you mention the name of the application in it
me in the back
no there was like 20 files in total. A fully working script it was
nobody's got the accuracy needed to hit such a small target lad you're safe
kek
Well don't all post at once lads.
rorke's diet
youtube.com
british niggas have a dresscode for school that makes them look like they're going to hogwarts
Utterly hypnotized by a youtube live of a Cambodian grandmother assorting colorful balls in various tubes. She's out in a field, bamboo shoots and baobabs in the distance. I keep asking for her name, but I know she's not looking at the chat.
Had some scran, lads
Now back at the toil computer to pretend to toil while being at home
in reality, everyone looked like this
Well done
Girls don’t seem to be following the dresscode these days. They wear really short skirts. You can almost see the outline of their panties if you catch a good line of sight!
starting to think some of your lot's nonceposting is non ironic
I remember going on a field trip once in school to a zoo or something and apparently there were a few other school groups there as well and one was a private school and all the kids wore uniforms. I was always glad to go to a school where you could wear blue jeans and an AC/DC shirt, even if the education sucked.
The problem with Anon Babble is that some people on here are total wrong uns
Everyone has big dreams and ideas but in your late teens early 20's life absolutely beats that shit out of you. At which point living a 'normal' life is the dream. Doesn't help those around you despise the idea you could succeed. They'll demean and insult you for ambition.
Society is fucked. Depression simulator.
Tell you who else was a wrong un
Sinead O'Connor
She's paying for it now though, I can promise you that
The bad thoughts are back
I am keen to teach 4 year old philippino girls English language
catholics pray for the damned in hell because they believe it eases their suffering very slightly
wrong'uns
Yet here we are, sitting with seafood in styrofoam next to her Chanel bag on the ground in the bayou next to a guy with skin like a boot whose best friend is a French alligator.
the phantom foreskin is itching
Rate my poem:
dead dogs and
babies cooing marvelously
lightly marbled, just right
lesbia lesbia
lesbia lesbia
Lesbia.
Sometimes I stare at old people
until they look away
and I think,
"pussies"
Nobody praying for Sinead
got the pooeng poo peng poo-orn porn on
Thanks for applying for the role of Teaching Assistant at St John Primary school. We try to respond within 72hrs to every application. We look forward to speaking to you soon!
london was once the greatest city in the world
Now its a ghostown....
Cunt outside revving his motorbike
We sound just like Shakespeare
Got a follow up poem for you, a sequel as it were
Runt runt
Makes his posts
Runt runt
Eats his roasts (taters)
American flag
Israel flag
It's all the same
Both are lame
10 BILLION TO ISRAEL
runt runt
got no money
runt runt
where am I going
Poem doesn't rhyme
Happens all the time
This bit does though
Fuck off
Csikszentmihalyi, Csikszentmihalyi, Csikszentmihalyi, Csikszentmihalyi (Csikszentmihalyi)
Csikszentmihalyi, Csikszentmihalyi, Csikszentmihalyi, Csikszentmihalyi (Csikszentmihalyi)
Spend three racks on a new chain (Yuh)
My bitch love do cocaine, ooh (Ooh)
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name (Brr, yuh)
I can't buy a bitch no wedding ring (Ooh)
Rather go and buy Balmains (Brr)
This Bella May Culley story is getting interesting
18 year old nursing student flies to Phillipines to meet up with an ex boyfriend
Family friend say he's a known drug runner
She then goes with him and his mates to Thailand where she disappears
Reappears alone in Georgia airport with a suitcase full of cannabis and is arrested
Gets weirder
TikTok posts show her flashing large wads of British banknotes and making reference to criminal activities
Despite being 18 she is company director for three companies
Lujamen Ltd
Agents specialised in the sale of other particular products
Other director is a Chinese man in China
Sunrain Ltd
Retail sale via mail order houses or via Internet
Other directors are a British man in Kent an Indonesian in Manchester and another Chinese man in China
M Culley Window Repairs
She is the sole director
The family are insisting shes been led astray but she seems to be revelling in this drug fuelled lifestyle and this business interests are very sketchy especially for an 18 year old nursing student.
What do you lot actually do when you booze other than post here? Gets fucking boring listening to the same tunes
That's Tim back in hospital again already.
NC shite don't care these slags fuck off abroad hoping this drama shite will happen. Their brains are programmed to do it
you quit booze because it's poison muck
Didn't ask x
I'm watching 'The Smallest Show on Earth' with dogberg and insulting an amerifat in another thread
This was the follow up it needed
Hang out with the lads, typically
I thought it was interesting
Not familiar with this story, very interesting
watch kinos. tonight I'll be watching Oldboy (2003), the second part of Park Chan-wook's The Vengeance Trilogy
In the 80's they'd tuck in the wide part so they had a long thin tie.
I go down my club, we've got the racing at York on the telly and we're having a flutter. I've got a fiver on Salamanca for the 14:42
rorke on the ropes
He shags his daughter
she's peng tbf
This is like a foreign language to me, Jesus
can't blame him, phwoar
hope you lose since I've backed thunder run
i don't know but if she's been made director of random companies and is also a drug mule, those companies are probably money laundering fronts and she's been forced to sign her name on them to obscure the real criminals
A pathetic display
Pitty is the only thing I feel for this sad spectacle
Anyone have experience with aripiprazole? Meant to start now. Bed bound for a month or so at this point. Very low. Hope it helps. Quetiapine was terrible.
Don't call me Jesus
The childless part wouldn't be so bad if she got into other hobbies instead of trying to act like she's still 20
toil from home
it's 2:30
lads, I think I did nothing all day
aripiprazole
Quetiapine
cunt thinks worshipping Aztec gods will give him a clue
it's friday lad we've been wfhtoiling all week nobody expects us to do anything on friday
Off to watch Final Destination Bloodlines with the missus tonight.
What are you runts doing? Something gay and virgin-like I imagine
I think he's saying he goes to his local social club or working men's club. They have horse racing at York on the television, and they're gambling on it (a flutter). He has put a five pound bet (fiver) on a horse called Salamanca who is in the 14:42 horse race.
Same here
To be fair hardly anyone does anything on a Friday
A lot of people in my team are on "flexible working patterns" so they take Fridays off anyway
Supposedly they do their 40 hours Mon-Thurs but they obviously don't
might have a nice barbeque and set fire to some things
Doing that tomorrow I reckon, haven't been cinema in a while
Reckon that's pretty virginous tbf watching some shite at the cinema
Bizarre virge cope
Ate a Chinese Curry yesterday and all morning have felt it splattered across my guts, running to the toilet trying to dollop it all out into the toilet bowl. Grim stuff. Really grim.
might cum on my own face for a laugh
same here lad a couple of our team supposedly work all their hours mon-thurs and toilberg is out this afternoon anyway so shan't be doing anything me
rorkeonamadone
Going to the cinema is not an event. You're not enjoying each others' company like you would a pub or a restaurant. You're not out making memories or doing anything new or adventurous. You're sitting in a little hovel staring at a big screen.
mad how much of my life I spend as a 4/10 when i know fine well i can max out as a 6/10 if I wasn’t too lazy to get a haircut every few weeks
Rorkacetamol
You're sitting in a little hovel staring at a big screen.
you're sitting in your smelly bedroom staring at a small screen
Okay virge
I mean you're only proving my point further mate
Walter White and Rorke Pinkman
horseberg pls
can't believe you're praising a war criminal you guys are fucking nazis
sitting in a little hovel
Cinemas are massive buildings actually
They need to be to hold the big screens you see
If you're meeting someone new and you want to chat with them then obviously a pub, or getting a coffee, is better than a movie. But if it's someone you know and you just want to watch a movie then there's nothing wrong with that.
Rorke did nothing wrong
fuck up rorke you neek
Ok but when I go to the cinema with friends we often go to either a restaurant or a pub after and talk about the movie. So that's the "enjkoying each other's company" bit.
cinemarunts rattled
giwtwm
Martin Luther Rorke Jr
bet nobody would eat that shite ever again if you could see how and where it was made. me local chinese got caught off guard with a food hygiene check and scored 1 out of 5, apparently there was rotting food everywhere
Someone I know? No one can truly know another's mind. One can barely plumb the depths of one's own psyche.
You could be doing an actual worthwhile event instead and talking about that
Twitter really is the most fetid platform. I keep getting shown people self harming and anorexia bs. There's an entire community on there for it. Why is that allowed?
cockmogs me!
um
i'm a 3/10 that caps out at 4/10 on a good day
big black phimosis
small
Yeah, could do. So what? Not everything has to be a big deal. You'd have no problem if we just went to the pub, right? So what's wrong with going to the cinema first? Not that I go often as there's usually only like one movie a year that's even half worth seeing.
1950s England looks so kino
Paki
I have a desire to control my mother forever
just like any other normal healthy adult man
Someone I know? No one can truly know another's mind. One can barely plumb the depths of one's own psyche.
whatever you do do not look up spunkingbaz
Yeah working in the coal mines age 8 - 80, rationing, severe poverty, no heating, risk getting merked by polio or TB every time you leave the house, no womans rights, no LGBT rights, bland english food
Might treat myself to a savlon wank
Been fobbing off my work emails for a week. About to look at them. Very much feel like jumping into a comically sized blender. Need to get a non-drama, non-take-home sort of job soon. Plumber, delivery driver. Don't care. Just sick off work shite beaming into my house. Sick of accidently causing drama.
Going through life as a retard is truly hell.
i looked it up
deanos rattled upon learning that their mindrot zog activity is actually a mindrot zog activity
fuck being promoted its a trap
he's just an autist freak that gets worked up over other people doing things he doesnt like
Yeah working in the coal mines age 8 - 80, rationing, severe poverty, no heating, risk getting merked by polio or TB every time you leave the house, no womans rights, no LGBT rights, bland english food
t. Historically illiterate tiktok woman
POV you enter Chigwell
youtube.com
where's diego?
Normies love this shit to be fair. They'll find any and all excuses to have drama.
50s Americana utterly mogs. Post war Britain has just been constant decline.
bodied that freak
Feel pretty hungry but the chippy isn't open yet
mental those coal miners managed to fit a whole lifetime into a decade, they really did things better back then
People climbed mountains and weathered dangerous climates and you're scared of a few poxy emails. Sort yourself out mate.
wahey
cracking finish that
Yeah working in the coal mines age 8 - 80, rationing, severe poverty, no heating, risk getting merked by polio or TB every time you leave the house, no womans rights, no LGBT rights, bland english food.
Thinking about starting a mass extinction event x
Nice bit of bunce for you there son.
no womans rights, no LGBT rights, bland english food
rorke's dream
finishing up toil at the confessional glory hole. he'll be here soon don't worry spaino
It doesn't help that the place I'm in is largely middle aged women. Whereas before I would just keep my mouth shut, I find their gossipy nature has rubbed off on me. I need to get into a trade with blokes, because it is NOT good that I am becoming a middle aged woman.
you're a bit late to that party
Dr House might have brain cancer.
They should find a fucking cure
Mental how the environment has been about to collapse within the next 5 years for about 30 years
mouse bites
I've climbed mountains. Looking at work emails is scarier.
have you heard of the frog in the boiling water?
Have you heard of my knob in your gob?
socially avoidant freak
how does he smell?
lol i like these little house updates
Sure, America appeals because it was relatively unscathed from war. It's interesting that Americans project their modern perceptions of a wealthy America back onto 250 years of history where so many people were clearly very poor and downtrodden. There were still European immigrants living in sod houses across the Midwest & Plains in the early-20th century.
Across the plains where once their roamed, the Indian and the scout
The Swede with alcoholic breath, puts rows of cabbage out
awful
100%, you are forced to engage in their games and you become one. I've been there. Engaged in massive inter department wars, plotting, framing, downfall etc. Used to be a ratty bitchy cunt because that is what you had to do. I am very ashamed, it's not me.
Men can be just as bad but mask it very well. Delivery driver is a good idea. Head down, getting work done with independence. Best job I had was delivery driver.
Once moved 500 miles to work somewhere else and within a week it was just the same shit, same accusations and battles. Petty bullshit. People should move jobs frequently I think.
Sabrina Carpenter is such an odd looking person.
Still cracked a few wanks out over her but it's something to ponder.
where do you think we are?
Sounds fun
ever shag any up the arse?
it's almost as if switching to greener technologies actually does something
I feel most comfortable indoors. I'm an introvert you see. While a majority of people are extroverts and get their energy from being around a lot of other people, that same thing in fact drains me of my energy. I find myself energised when I'm in my comfort zone, at home preferably at night when the rest of the world is asleep and I can finally feel at peace with myself without having to deal with the pressures others place on me. That's my nature as an introvert. I hope you one day come to understand.
Ah is that the cope now? That's quite funny
WE ARE SO BACK
???
well, that's us fucking done then
get your shit together punk
The trouble is, once you've made enemies that's it. These people don't make up. And the circles that I am now involved in mean it's hard to avoid those that you've rubbed the wrong way. I don't know how people used to have lifelong careers in the same company without actual bloodshed occuring.
ahem
gentlemen
might buy a blueberry bush
how is that a cope? climate predictions are based on projections of emissions, if emissions are lower than projected then obviously the predictions will be wrong
date range way too small to see the trend which is that emissions are slowing
My dad grew up in a poor household in northern england in the 50s/early 60s and it sounded great. You'd go down pit, go down pub, get pissed, smoke cheap fags, come home to some sort of brown gravied meal and then beat the wife and kids silly. What's not to like.
y'all rly do b lyk dat doh
date range way too small to see the trend which is that emissions are slowing
30 years not enough for you? Lmao
We will only be made fun of for so long before we strike back
Nothing against her personally but she must be the most artificial and manufactured pop musicians around right now.
if emissions are lower than projected then obviously the predictions will be wrong
Quasi-religious argument
Pretty good life for a low IQ mong, that would kill us with sentience, aspirations and creative talent, a yearning to see the world, experience all faucets of life and be the best we can
boys biting each other~~
UMM
experience all faucets of life
faustian
toilberg rings
Canslad, can you approve some changes I made, it's an emergency, one of the wifi points failed and an office is down
scramble to even turn on the fucking toil computer
toilberg definitely knew I was doing fuck all
kek
youtu.be
Imagine being so dry on Brexit material that you have to rant about fucking fish.
genuinely think there's nothing cringier than people who try to spoil films for other people, especially films that are like 20+ years old and incredibly popular. it's just so pathetic and gimpy lol. it's the definition of impotent rage.
are emissions lower than projected?
the thing is that every year new models and projections and predictions are published, with not a single way of ever testing how reliable any of them actually are
Suntan in the nude. Now.
in the garden, eating a steak, listening to music loud enough to bother the neighbours, shorts pulled down far enough that my pubes are out.
oh yes, it's summer time.
you know bluds pressed when he starts sticking "lol" at the end of random sentences
virtually all pop singers are manufactured constructs
in her case her label paid spotify £££ to shill her wildly by getting her songs played randomly in peoples shuffles and playlists
Insane how kino Rogue One was
there was nothing random about that sentence.
But none of the supposedly science-backed targets have been met
In fact scientists often complain that targets aren't low enough
And yet???
listening to music loud enough to bother the neighbours
Runt
Tea or something stronger?
cant hear you mate
I PREDICT A RIOT
I PREDICT A RIOT
*eats my steak*
just had a big poo
How very niggerish
well rorke?
the infamous negro band the kaiser chiefs
's alright mate it's still a good film even knowing the big twist the film holds out on for the entire run time up until the end x
Playing music loudly is groidish, doesn't matter what genre.
Why are black people's respiratory systems so fragile? Cunts cant even deal with a bit of mould
mental how much of a difference an extra 2 and a half grams of fibre makes. had me shitting thunder
Question is: fuck are you going to do about it?
false. it's only the case on the street and in public transport. open air music is the domain of the white man.
ayo this air too spicy
Grotesque
A gilded reminder from power to people that your existence and daily life is a nuisance to them
Wanted to blacked gay porn
wish i had a garden and didn't have to venture out into the normie wilderness to enjoy the weather
i WISH blacked would do a gay spin-off
Wanted
Dey don season dey air
pon de replay lad
open air music is the domain of the white man.
Is it fuck
It's obnoxious so it's inherently non white
SABRINA CARPENTER SEX ARSE
Fuck ur nan bruv wasteman
um they did a lesbian scene
Having a want
Kanye West is fab
good post
ye can i get a refund mate? ta
oh shut up you boring bastard
TeeEnnDee
mi tink me gwaan tek mi own life
These Uk air dangerous ooo
absolutely love wanking me
probably my favourite thing to do
t. a middle class ponce (read: inherently jewish and therefore non-white)
if the summer air on the street isn't punctuated by 6 different radios playing golden oldies or 2000s pop at the same time, you're simply not a white man.
Might drive 1.2 miles to sainsburys instead of walking there after seeing that
spaki brings such a shite energy with him
Just picked one up off gumtree today lad, 3 previous owners, great condition, could do with a service though.
not for me
would rather not get splinters in my william you see
Ah yes
Playing music in the garden
Definitely a race issue
why's she holding a fleshlight
I FUCKING LOVE WOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
...
urm...*ahem*, sorry lads, just had to get it off my chest x
The uk visa is changing ooooo
you have to be careful some people in this uk ooo
mihai
toby
the only good /brit/ personalities
Adoo-Kissi-Debrah
3 names worth preserving with a triple barrel
are you spunkingbaz?
SABRINA CARPENTER SEX GIFS
You do none of those things though lad.
watched 300 last night
i want to be a spartan and kill persians hoards now
Ooh a full-stop, he's seething
Imagine how kino the world would be if NS Germany won WW2.
200m Germans from Metz to Baku.
120m Italians from Milan to Mogadishu.
Britain still in control of India with the non-whites subjugated.
No mass immigration into Britain or France, and those countries would be revived from liberal degeneration into ethno states under German supervision.
Africa would be opened to European settlement and apartheid would remain.
South America would be much Whiter.
Portugal still in control of Angola and Mozambique.
No Israel.
Iran would be a NS state promoting zoroastrianism.
Russia cleansed of Tatars, jews and Asians, focused on expansion against Asia.
London would be white and a cultural centre instead of a mass of biological detritus.
We live in hell.
get millions of these freaks deported
corrrrrr
honestly think the successful development of YouKayism as the definitive aesthetic of national decline has been the most successful right wing cultural development in the UK for decades
if the summer air on the street isn't punctuated by 6 different radios playing golden oldies or 2000s pop at the same time,
Insanely runtish
The public sphere should be quiet.
Jabbering cacophony is for browns.
ogun dey kill you papa ooo
It's simply mental how it took so many supposedly intelligent people so long to really realise that importing millions of poor people from third world countries is actually a bad idea
be quiet, non-white.
They knew. It's all so upper class people can gloat about how empathetic they are to other upper class people.
We need National Socialism.
you can be straight and still like the feel of lace panties around your sweaty bollocks
They were all aware but needed the right time to say it (i.e, when others started saying it)
wish i was british so a big nigerian nhs female nurse could take care of me
I need Emma Watson to sit on my knob
I need Emma Watson to shit in my gob
America has national socialism but just for jews
Who would win?
*when they started directly having their power threatened by others who were saying it
Losing out to Reform is what made Keir turn.
Every night I dream of a European imperium from Lisbon to vladivostok...
It is actually fucking mental, bonkers, bizarre, outright fucking unreal that the entire national ambition of Britain in these past few decades has been to flood the country with migrants. That's it. The economy hasn't seen the benefits, our national cohesion is fucked, there is seemingly no life left in this place.
It's the most radical immigration policy in European history and its architects need to be put on trial.
wtf are you telling us for?
screaming that you think we'd hold on to any of the empire let alone fucking india despite being the humiliated loser subject to germany's demands
sent that incel flying
get millions of these gormless freaks imported