/asean/

how can we resist the picture he used?

Only Jannie can decide that.

non pi*noys
non kot
non coomer
non whore

this is the thread

nah whatever man
you do you

yeah i suppose this is the thread

suddenly i want to have blackberry phone again
imagine shitposting using this kino keyboard

i guess earlyfagging has its benefits
maybe we should start making our thread at 250 posts now

based OP making it before not even htting the bump limit

we love early OP here

Buy the Clicks keyboard
That thing doesn't support 4G afaik

it is /asean/ culture to make threads way before bump limit

we love earlyfags here

my first phone. my dad bought a new phone and gave this to me.

i really like acting like a faggot online and getting rewarded for it

THIS IS THE THREAD BTW

wtf why is it so fast?

can you install whatsapp with it
bbm is dead

wow
/asean/ has a post per minute

what i liked about blackberry keyboard was the form factor and you can scroll up down left right by swiping on the keyboard

were /brit/ now with how fast and how early we make the next OP

you cant because you need the latest whatsapp version

we love early OP here

I did so more than a decade ago. it was the only method to chat with iphone users.

fast /asean/ best /asean/

fast /asean/

quick someone make a new OP again since we love to use early threads here

keep it clean or we will arrest you

make another thread guys
we tolerate earlyfags here

/asean/ is as fast as /brit/ now

1 post per minute

/asean/ is SAVED

not even an hour of this thread and we already have 40 posts?
/asean/ moves very fast today

/asean/ never dies.

i love earlyfagging because im an attention seeking faggot whose only accomplishment in life is making threads in 4cuck

TRVKE

love making early threads
simple as

earlyfag is just a brown barneyfag

early

pagi
wtf speedy

because we like early made OPs here silly

guys its already 50 posts
someone make a new thread quick

we love early thread

AAAA BAGO

too early chud

why are you retards spamming /asean/ threads on the catalog. are you all attentionwhores from kikebook or something

cmon indog
this is what you wanted right?
were using your OP now hehe

hey now dont blame me
im not the one who decided we should use this thread that was made 30 posts before bump limit
i just got peer pressured into using it tbqhwy

nice generalization faggot. i don't care what flag you come from, you're both spamming retards to me

You can put the blame on me.

Chicken Jockey!

FUN thread

Zoomer entertainment sure is something...

LALALALAVA
CHICHICHIKEN

we don't use that word here

love earlyfags

pengyen ngyentwot guaannnn!!

no one said the nwrod thoughever?

FACT: indogs was born in this world to make OPs to be used by filipinos

h-hot?

i miss my scaramouche hair

I put mayonnaise on egg
mayonegg

did you go bald like i told you?

wtf? were gonna hit 100 soon and its just been an hour

no, barber gave me the hitler youth cut

There's just more soup in the soup aisle

/asean/ permastuck on page 1

kino

this is what colonization is all about

NHH

not me, tangalog faggot

grim...

i've been exposed
she hates my guts now

buy a wig

but you did make your thread at 280 posts thoughever

which male genshin character has short-ish hair?

/asean/ + friends

I have no friends tho, just partners in crime

thats not scaramouche

not a single one tbqhdesu senpai I think your genshin reference days are over

Giây phút em gặp anh là em biết em see tình
Tình tình tình tang tang tính
Tang tình tình tình tang tang tang

that's because you OPs keep making thread at that number
i just follow suit

the geo dog from inazuma

Honkai Star Rail > genshit

It is what it is.

who started making early threads though?
this fucking pedotroon has made earlyfagging the norm in this general

kys pedotroon

not a single one tbqhdesu senpai I think your genshin reference days are over

wtf...
that webm scares me

chuds

then explain THIS!

HONKer starrail if you know what I mean
HOOTer starrail
maybe even stAWOOGA

quick someone make bago since were about to have 100 posts

saw a girl wearing crop top

B A R U
A A A A A A
G A
O A

thats not me you dumb nonce

HonKOT SEX RAIL HER BUTT

besides i already told everyone
i have no problem with fucking lolicon
i only have a problem with you because you are a hypocrite who does not deserve anything in life

i was estonian yesterday morning
now i want to transition into latvian

remember when im@stroon kept calling out vivamaxfag for being an itoddler yet he posted his ban here while phonefagging on a phone that doesnt even have 5G LMAO

then (You) are also guilty?

bonjour

pagi pierre

bro i'm from afghanistan
i'm just on a trip to france

pagi abdul

how taliban

dad's a talib
comfy ig

hey im@stroon doesnt you service provider give out plans where you can upgrade your phone?
imagine using 4G in big 2025 LMAO

or maybe you live in an area that doesnt even have 5G LMAO
explains the noncery then tbqhwy

interesting. what’s a typical day like for people living there?

im@stroon ducking my questions haha

cmon im@stroon
come out and play

wallahi

did your 4G mobile data run out?
oh how could you play blue archive now?

Don't you know that only thirdies use whatsapp?

Depends
its mostly a third world shithole, though dad's a talib so i mostly live like a average lower upper class thirdie

Planning to move to like singapore, i'm white passing (gramps a russian)

im@stroon where are you?

google "nine quarters belly dance"

what about whatsapp? lol
your phone is old and doesnt have 5G LMAO

alhamdullilah

im@stroon is projecting lol
he says its a shit OP because his OPs are shit too
he says fuck phonefags because hes a phonefag too haha

your hypocrisy is unreal
like i genuinely do not care if you like lolicon or what but you are a projecting tranny who lacks self awareness lol

thank you kot, very cool

upgrade your phone before talking to me im@stroon

cmon im@stroon

youre like indogchud who like to duck confrontation LMAO
what a pussy ass bitch nigga

pls explain to us why your phone doesnt have 5G haha

anata wa aidoruu
sign wa B

URYA OI URYA OI URYA OI URYA OI

poland

who mindbroke this 300lbs manilla troon kek?

thats not scaramouche

TRALALERO TRALALA
EL PORCO DIO EL PORCO ALLAH

poland & myanmar

nah im not mindbroken
im just using the thread just like what OP wanted hehe

2 hours to go before I can finally jerk off

the flag has no star thoughever

btw i forwarded your internet activity to your local authorities

haram kuffar

for what thoughever?
if your going to call the cops on someone call it on im@stroon

guys were about to hit 150
someone make bago

I binged FLCL and Cromatie High.
This season is bad, except maybe ApoHotel, Umamusume and Vigilnate.

okay

Where do you watch anime? I watch on Netflix

guys its 150 and we have no bago?
i thought we liked earlyfagging here?

where tf is im@stroon snd why is he ducking the my question of why doesnt he have 5 G on his phone?

begoooo

cry moar jani

like im not povertyshaming you bro
but it is kinda funny to me that you keep egging on phoneposters when youre a phonposter yourself while having no 5G LMAO

You live in a third world country where you can't be raped by copyright trolls and you pay for Goyflix? For shame.

animesuge is down o algo

bro just watch the torrented movie from your pc with your girl sitting on your lap bro totally same as watching in bed on a 65" 4k tv bro

im@stroon cmon now

I pay for Netflix because it makes you mad

9anime

a girl wont fuck you if you do not have netflix and spotify premium thoughever
youll give her the ick with that

9anime subs suck ass thoughever

erotic fanfiction on AO3

Stop watching anime
Go study
Or work

when do u plan on sleeping laokot?

Drinking tonight
Any plans this Friday night?

Youtube music > spotify THOUGH

we are love live general

HDMI cables exist

i barely watch tranime nowadays thoughever

Is this true?

i bought music on bandcamp

TRVKE
but i already saved most my playlists on spotify

its true
if you dont have subscriptions a girl will think that you are a BUM

spotify modded apk is dead thoughest

There is still hope.

Why subscribe when VANCED exists?

also i remember one of my dates from like years ago laughed at the korean bbq restaurant we were eating at because spotify ads were playing over the stereo once a while lol

i only listen to yoasobi on youtube now

oh no the bots are back

or maybe its a good thing since theyre probably gonna make the thread go faster o algo

WTF is going on in this thread?

Is Pewds declining?

its been a decade since he peaked thoughever
nothing lasts forever chud

Why so many mnokeys

okay
kofi break now

he just kinda do whatever

nothing lasts forever

Except T-Series

1billion SAAAARRRS

you think he still visits Anon Babble?

cocomelon mogged then thoughever SAAAAAAR

And this is coming from a tnagalog coward who can't bump for shit to call out the autist mnokey

done brewing kofi

Kek, u're right

7B views

Who tf watch these shits

do u use coffeemaker in you are cunt or just instant kofi + hot water?

really? before I got married, I hooked up an hdmi cable to watch a movie with a qt girl in my condo, and she thought it was very cool, and she was totally swooning as if I were a tech wizard.

Bots and my retarded distant cousin

For once I want to fuck a robot

many parents just leave their kids with the ipad with cocomelonslop on
THE VVEST HAS FALLEN

Did the politics tourists leave already? Because it feels like the IQ of this general just took nosedive

sperging coffee discussion as a front for thread hijacking and quick evacuation for his thread

Found the attention-seeking faggot.

before I got married

maybe for millenial women o algo but zoomer women will get the ick if you dont not have sneedify premium

100 posts left!

took a nosedive

Nigga it has been low since time immemorial and you are in the forefront on it.

No I meant like an actual robot. Not look like human type shit.

What happened to that girl?

KTIM

erhm ackshually its 80 posts left since we love earlyfagging here

Also I want to fuck another cat but that's irrelevant.

weirdo

how to woo zoomies girls bro

JUST B URSELF BRUH

oh shit PLEASE teach me pashto

just bee urself :)

Please start learning to use the quote function, you just have to click on the numbers.

Reminder

no

My fellow SEA if you elect me to be the official thread maker I promise that I will make /asean/ great again

but fr tho if you wanna rizz up baddies with them gyatts here
you need to be 6 feet have 4 wheels big dick and study from big 4 university
and with that the only woman you can pull is a landwhale redditor who posts here sexcapades in r/alasjuicy

It is what it is. Those tangalogs can't bump for shit because you are all beneath those mentally ill faggots.

210644357

no

but you didnt reply to anyone thoughever

early bird gets the bake thovgh

A handgrinder and chink Aeropress™

what happened to her? she ended up experiencing a kino movie.

^tsmt

is that a euphemism for sex?

BITCH
LASAGNA
BITCH
LASAGNA

guys its gonna be 250 soon
someone make bago

Aliya my love...

also thats not vivamaxfag
he doesnt have the itoddler filename

The limit is 300 posts THOUGH

a kino movie... haha you know... "movie"... a little "shiftie"... a bit of a "locomotie"... maybe a "bumpie", some "pushie" just a bit of ""grindie" haha

but you made this thread with 280 posts thoughever

he was latebaking

What does getting married feel like?

prison

WTF happened to this general?
Did you all get replaced by bots?

terrifying
t. had a dream about it recently

I'm not him though

yes
the dead internet theory is real

Surely the good outweigh the bad, right?
Imagine cuddling and hugging with your loved one 24/7

get a jerb losers

proof or gay

cuddling and hugging with your loved one 24/7

for life

not as nice as you think anon
by the second year of marriage your going to loathe your partner o algo

BAAAAAAAGO

Too many cases of mad mnokey disease itt

bago?

to the shock of nobody, a tnagalog opened his VPN to falseflag

too early chud

I won't
The proof?
I still love her even after she rejected me

but fr just use the other thread and dont make an early one next time
we dont want to attract jannies in this general

move on chud
shes not gonna fuck you

But it's okay for you to spam?

im not spamming thoughever
all my replies are unique and can be cleared by r9k

I will move on when I meet a girl as nice as her.

Why bother? Make another one, obsessive mnokey.

okay i will

Stop brother war
Make do of what exists

^tsmt

These mentally-ill mnokeys ain't no brethren of mine.

where bago?

You tell me, hijacking mnokey.

pengen baru gan

I will bake baru if you all promise to behave
no more brother wars

omg bago

Do it
We thirdies really need whitey to lead us

How about you eat a corn the long way instead, vpnoid mnokey.

Here

make bago now

276.... so.... close......

that thread is old thoughever

Bet the next non-tangalog containment thread has been made, it will be hijacked by an autistic simian to look as if the thread goes quick and evacuate to a newer, loggie-made thread instead.

huh wat u mean?

I can fix her...

BAGO

It sucks that you need 105% autism to hijack the thread because you can't accept that someone made a thread before (You) lmao

baru/bago/new

too early chuds

We already have another thread up

thats old thoughever
we want bago

Are you a fucking bot or something?

Why cant we just enjoy talking instead of making pointless new threads faggots

nah
im just petty like that

im@stroon gaslit this general into making early threads and forcing people to use them

Making threads is a frail ego enhancer and spite drug for the tangalog

but it isnt for the indog who makes them? lol

Both of you are insufferable
Follow the damn rules and make a new thread when it hits autosage

but the indog doesnt follow them either thoughever

anw its a moot point since this thread is run thru lol
dont make early threads again if you want it to be useable

i already fucking won so just move already haha

L

A

S

T

300

Do we need an Most Annoying Pnigoy Simian award for your autism?