Eurovision 2025 Semi-Final 1

I'm bored lads, someone please entertain me

enough grannies already bitte

ESPANA

i like me some fat milf tits
song is boring tho

I'm putting this on mute until the next song

If they qualify automatically why do they perform now?

generic as fuck 90s shit in Spanish, hard pass

Nice legs at least

i was saying
MOMMY MILKIEEEEEEEEES

YouTube chat keeps spamming ukraine flags

Its so tiresome

Would

Spain keeps sending whores to eurovision

it's mad how arabic spanish music sounds

SEX
SEX
SEX

SLAMPIGSEXO

So who is our whore/our guy this year? Any turbo fags or coomerbimbos?

high heel bros we eating good tonight

SEXOCOOMIDAD

I want my face to be surgically attached to her armpits

Ah, OK. But I remember hearing it as "danse des canards" from Belgium I think. And here it's "Ententanz".

That was a lightning quick costume change.
The song is nothing amazing but this is the best looking visuals so far.

I WANT TO BREED HERRRRR

big booba and boota is still big booba and boota, so all is good

Σεξο

song is boring but SEX SEX SEX

excellent tits

most generic song

down blouse navel shot is allowed

Erika's assless chaps are not

And danced perfectly in sync with the actual performers?

(And that's a good thing!)

I have very, very high hopes for a good San Marino performance.

its her must cheaper spanish cousin senorita shakirez

I want sex sex sex

oh shit she actually got naked
why is her face so wide btw

just got here did i miss anything

Discount Beyonce

SEX SEX FUCK SEX SEX YES DEARY

why is the mixing so shit every year

Dad came into the living room and just stares at the tv

post pic faggots

Oh shit this electric bridge went hard

Anyone else feeling nostalgia for this modernism?

My wife says she's very hot

This song feels like it’s been going on forever

hags and fags

damn shes 34, i thought 54

they want the hidamari sketch audience

Lmao

we have beyonce at home

american flag

I'm not surprised

the song is kinda meh kinda ok

GAZA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It is danse des canards in french

SEXO MUCHO...
...but song is boring

You can stretch that to the whole of the balkans, it’s all fucking turkish music

I like the song but her outfit is boring

People are more likely to vote for songs they've heard before in the final so not performing was a disadvantage to the Big Five.

SO FAR

ICELAND 4/10

POLAND 2/10

SLOVANIA 4/10

ESTLAND 5/10

SPAIN 4/10

I LOVE heels

another singer gets rotated

iceland twinks - 8/10
poland milf - 3/10
slovenia feels guy - 2/10
estonia cawfee - 9/10
spain booba - 5/10

Me too.
Based taste

My penis can only get so erect

SLAVA UKRAINE

Actually you're right. Is this a new thing?

Stick thread of Eurovision

Only 1000 replies

Wow that Anon Babble shut down fucking KILLED Anon Babble

yeah, that's the only good part for me

Go and fight for your “country” you swine

Is it "RUSSIA BAD" this year again?

It's a poor ass so not much was lost.

their name means watchface in german

S V E T T E N

Ukrainian twinks?!

Ukraine

Good song, probably won't win the grand final

Kino updates

Spanish Queen > Nigger

Portugal is going to get the worst result in its history. Stop fucking retarded portuguese jury is too deep into their own ass

i'm white with blue eyes
just dont like latinx or the spanish

jewkraine now

BLYAT

Z

Newfag

not a big fan of our song

Now I want a fondue.

commiecafe

i have to ask my mom for opionions on those songs

fag

Songs have been weak so far. Is this a weak year or is all the good stuff in semi 2?

same here so the truth is somewhere in the middle id bet she is 45

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

It will be "RUSSIA BAD" for the next 30 years by the looks of whats going on right now

That's from the arabs owning it for like 300 years or something
It doesn't sound arabic it is just direct original arabic genesis

Heavy breathing

WHO CAME ON THE LENS

woman? sex?

Huh, I wasn't expecting that

not a fan of ukraine but this is a banger

Russian twink

Asian countries aren't allowed to join Eurovision, we only accept europeans like Israel and Australia

LOL LMAO

WHY FILTERS

Good song

gayyyyy

I liked the song until the guy started singing

at least they sing in their own language

A bit faggy innit?

Least gay Ukie

kinda sucks

Wtf is that costume kek
Also TZD

fuck is this shit

Ukraine kinda underwhelming

1. Poland
2. Estonia
3. Iceland
4. Ukraine
5. Slovenia

This contest is fake, gay and rigged

manliest kokol soldier

this is the best ukranda can muster

Just imagine, this guy could be the next president after the war ends.

They doesn't quality as twinks

Ukraine won't win because we cut USAID
You're welcome, yuros.

Just wait for Belgium and Sweden

why is this twink not on the frontlines
does he hate his country

You're a russian conscript when this guy saunters up towards you on the battlefield. How do you respond?

I like it

I just moved last week and forgot my caquelon at my old place so that was a good reminder to buy a new one

Ukraine fucks

He sounds better when he sings in English.

shouldn't they be at the front? they are in fighting age

what a downgrade

This is pure garbage

more zoomercore

i sleep again

it was time for you to send a mid song, let's be real

gay

why does he look like an instagram filter

ok i am kinda bored now

I'M BAGGING YOU

Not terrible but kinda boring. Sounds like something boomer have heard a million times when they were young

wtf is this, i support russia now

Well, that's different lul

Not European.

w-w-why did you cut aid USA??? were we not gay enough for you??? Please give us some more ammo we're dying here

ass song

PLEASE NQ US PLEASE NQ US PLEASE NQ US PLEASE NQ US PLEASE NQ US PLEASE NQ US PLEASE NQ US PLEASE NQ US PLEASE NQ US PLEASE NQ US PLEASE NQ US PLEASE NQ US PLEASE NQ USPLEASE NQ US PLEASE NQ US PLEASE NQ US PLEASE NQ US PLEASE NQ US PLEASE NQ US PLEASE NQ US

Ukraine in charge of not being gay

They don't have the cards right now.

Yeah, this is a bit weird looking

Twink entry

tf

tp

nigga your cunt was caught actually rigging it

ukraine is just annoying at this point

Pretty weak for Ukraine, they usually have great songs.

I honestly remember Eurovision being worse than that

Could've sent the goth rabuda but no

Outfit is awful, but this is the best song so far by a giant margin

BORING
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why so much pink?

Sorry Ukraine, a bit too homosexual and safe

First song with more than four chords

i retreat while crying why is he so pink

Russia thank Finland for Finno-Ugric genetics.
Otherwise you would be like that.

the lighting look like the fields of Ukraine at night

It's RUSSIA BAD every year until they fuck off back to their side of the border.

Ukraine has been underwhelming after they lost Crimea

Try something other than a lame ballad sometime.

this
he's supposed to be serving his duty as a comfort male

Why did ukraine send a twitch streamer?

Draft dodgers, if this guy was in ukraine he would have been called right?

i thought males couldnt leave ukriane?

No way this slop reaches finals

Fire my cum cannon

All songs have been meh so far to be honest

Can you guys post less? Thread is moving too fast.

This is okay, but nothing fantastic

30

Bold of you to assume that it won't be at least 100 because those retards keep resetting the clock every time they do something

It looks like he's wearing a bra.

Why is he bagging me???

REMEMBER TO VOTE FOR SWEDEN REGARDLESS OF YOUR CONVICTIONS!

BINLAND NEXT!

slap his girlfriend's ass
.
.
wait

He's just trying too hard to be like last years winner, its too blatant

Off to Donbass with them.

sounds like anime song

is the war even really happening seems a bit sus

i like the girl choir rest is shit

faggot shit

Animu, song.

If he tries to come at me, I'll beat him off

ok I expected worse

SO FAR

ICELAND 4/10

POLAND 2/10

SLOVANIA 4/10

ESTLAND 5/10

SPAIN 4/10

UKRAINE 5/10

i'm teabagging you

Reminder that Ukraine won in 2022 ciz of empathy o algo

supposed to be wings but he stood off-center

Straight from the 70s

Well, not straight but

This was so bad Ukraine

That is not the only issue, even with these guys we could have made the cameras stay close to the singer, to make an underwhelming singing look better instead they will do wide shots

atleast shave if ur going for the twink appeal

wtf is this song even its like it has no start middle or end itsl ike watching a montage of 5 different songs pieced together

i like it. it's very 70s rock. probably the most proggy song you'll hear within EBU rules

MAKE WAY FOR THE WINNER

girl vocalist is the best part

damn this was terrible

why did u post wubby's fleshlight?

BASTUTIME

VI SKA BADA BASTU BASTU

Absolutely awful song. Russia kill them all

Nation of beggars

All right, haven't heard this meme song yet so lets hear it.

boring

im bagging you

oh no the fucking schizophrenics

the whole production of the contest in general seems kinda off this time.

meh, still won't beat Hoholiquai from 2022

KINO INCOMING

It was good.
Anyone who hates is an incel

SVERIGGEEEEEEEEE

Yeah last year was a kino "defender of Europe" theme

This was weird visuals twink stuff

Finnish sauna time

iceland 6
Poland 4
slovenia 6
estonia 7
spain 5
ukraine 4

bamboozled

Time for Finland

That was a very high IQ song

within EBU rules

what rules

please be porn please be porn please be porn please be porn please be porn please be porn please be porn please be porn please be porn please be porn please be porn please be porn please be porn please be porn please be porn please be porn please be porn please be porn please be porn please be porn please be porn please be porn please be porn please be porn please be porn please be porn please be porn please be porn please be porn please be porn please be porn please be porn please be porn please be porn please be porn please be porn please be porn please be porn please be porn please be porn please be porn please be porn please be porn

Sorry I'll stop

ITS TIME

SVERIGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW THE REAL MUSIC IS ON! :D

Okay, Finland Next

where do we donate to Wagner

Ruzzians are barely able to be considered human. Why should I care what some primitive who shits in a hole and never saw a televison thinks?

leeeeel

the female vocals were good but the guys were bad

iceland twinks - 8/10
poland milf - 3/10
slovenia feels guy - 2/10
estonia cawfee - 9/10
spain booba - 5/10
ukraine beggar - 6/10

stay mad, we bring too much attention and seethe for us to ever get banned from the gayvision

based putin

OUR TWINKS ARE GETTING TOPPED BY SWISS BEARS

FINLAND 2

Any they/thems this year?

YKSI KAKSI KOLME SAUNA!

Erikafag seething incoming

*baggers

Sweden ez win

1. Sweden
2. Poland
3. Estonia
4. Iceland
5. Ukraine
6. Slovenia

let's goooooo

KAJ IS SWEDEN'S FIRST ENTRY IN SWEDISH SINCE 1998

KAJ IS SWEDEN'S FIRST ENTRY IN SWEDISH SINCE 1998

KAJ IS SWEDEN'S FIRST ENTRY IN SWEDISH SINCE 1998

KAJ IS SWEDEN'S FIRST ENTRY IN SWEDISH SINCE 1998

KAJ IS SWEDEN'S FIRST ENTRY IN SWEDISH SINCE 1998

KAJ IS SWEDEN'S FIRST ENTRY IN SWEDISH SINCE 1998

KAJ IS SWEDEN'S FIRST ENTRY IN SWEDISH SINCE 1998

KAJ IS SWEDEN'S FIRST ENTRY IN SWEDISH SINCE 1998

KAJ IS SWEDEN'S FIRST ENTRY IN SWEDISH SINCE 1998

KAJ IS SWEDEN'S FIRST ENTRY IN SWEDISH SINCE 1998

KAJ IS SWEDEN'S FIRST ENTRY IN SWEDISH SINCE 1998

KAJ IS SWEDEN'S FIRST ENTRY IN SWEDISH SINCE 1998

KAJ IS SWEDEN'S FIRST ENTRY IN SWEDISH SINCE 1998

KAJ IS SWEDEN'S FIRST ENTRY IN SWEDISH SINCE 1998

PLEASE SUPPORT FINLAND!!!!

Finnish (Swedish) banter incoming

CHUD PARTY

SUOMIIIII

>ICELAND 4/10

>POLAND 2/10

>SLOVANIA 0/10 low blow

>ESTLAND 5/10

>SPAIN 5/10

>UKRAINE 6/10 Interesting at least

sweden YES

MAJA

Now let's watch Swedish humor lads

banger incoming

le zany instrument

le zany rap

ukraine and israel are the only countries at war

So who's going to win this time?

Please Sweden cuck and humiliate us

they're actually finnish

Ukraine was ok
Some sort of prog rock, quite interesting
The costume was absolutely terrible though

YEP KINO

Rap

into the trash it goes

Has the war gone on long enough that Ukraine no longer receive the political pity points buff?

nojaaaaa

why is this the favorite to win? it's not that catchy

Second most overrated song this year (after Greece) incoming

SAUNA

no way to call my queen

HOLY SOVLLLLLL

SUOMI
SUOMI
SUOMI

OOOOOEEEEEOOOOEEEEOOOOO

JA HEJA SVERIGE

Ebin!

last year songs were so much better tbqhwyf

The scene is pure SOVL. But I'm biased.

Samba?

what language is this

finally sing in Swedish after 26 years

it's a bunch of Finns

feels very soviet

HEJA FINLAND
GO SUOMI

You are the only ones that take this competition seriously

Gay

JA JA DING DONG

that sausage was HUGE

okay I'm jammin a bit

This is NOT diverse!

It's over

EASY WIN

IN SWEDISH

not really

Are those the fabled Fennoswedes?!

are swedes just canadians?

I LOVE SWEDEN

wait its in swedish
maybe i like it

Swedish

PERKELE

Finland wins by proxy

SAUNA

best song of the semifinal and it isn't even close

What the fuck? This is the odds favorite? It's not even the best meme song so far. That goes to Esprestonia

I thought saunas were Finnish? Is this cultural appropriation??

Sakartvelo rodis aris

Good Swedish song

Is agressively Finnish

hmmm

MALE-KINO

BARA BADA BASTU BASTU

I don't get it, it's literally just some finns singing about sauna, what is the joke?

why do we have to win the eurovision for finland?

perkeke :DDDDD

ok sweden you get a pass

GO FINLAND

I like it

romania isn't participating though

T-that's cultural appropriation

yeah gaza is the cool war to be losing now

Mean to make fun if Finland Sweden!!!

SOUL instead of generic swedich pop

what happened cant believe i'm rooting for Sweden

HOLY UNCONTAINED SOVL

They say like 3 things in Finnish, come on East-Sweden

BARARARA

BASTU BASTU

Pretty decent song. The best so far

finnish band, swedish language

perkele

swedish forma de österbotten

PERKELE

I mean it's okay...

lmfao

Swedes and finns not realizing this is a shit song and no one will get the ”joke” that doesn’t speak swedish or finnish

Best one so far

first time i hear this song and it's kinda shit ngl

You're brown you wouldn't get it

they are finnish

They will be at least in the finals

this is just swedes larping as finns

Sweden is a song that is a perfect 2nd place act that gets remembered, but would be a mistake to have actually win

finland sends meme entry: sweden mafia rigs it via jury claiming that eurovision is a song competition?

sweden sends meme entry about finland: this time they have to win because the world has changed

The races

Music for a 2018 five nights at freddy's amv

perkele

This is Finlander culture appropriation

It's in Swedish.

Finnish culture is just stolen from Sweden

BASED SWEDEN

VI SKA BADA BASTU BASTU

Finally a good entry from Sweden

Fug :D

Swedish-Finnish reunification will be announced once we win, be prepared Europe

Oh hell yeah that shit is getting on my running playlist right away

this shit rocks, my favorite so far

SAUNA

BARE BARE BASTU

Saturday is Norwegian national day. By the time the finale starts I'll have 12 hours of daydrinking behind me.

And that's it for eurovision 2025, we have a winner!

My queen

So what gimmick is she on now, didn't she fail at being a Vtuber and get a boob reduction

Not that anon, but Semi-Final 2

SO FAR

ICELAND 4/10

POLAND 2/10

SLOVANIA 4/10

ESTLAND 5/10

SPAIN 4/10

UKRAINE 5/10

SWEDEN 7/10

because you stole our last win

I like this one desu

another easy win for sweden boys

the swedofins

THIS IS CULTURAL APPROPRIATION

COLONIAL IMPERIALISTS FUCK OFF PAY REPARATIONS

Why are Finns representing Sweden? Are they fennoswedes?

stolen valour

type of a song that would be played on rural wedding parties

i think ICH KOMME is better

NOWINTUGAL!!!!!!

They are. They are Finns.

BARA BARA BASTO

THE VOCAL MIXING WAS SO FUCKING BAD

iceland twinks - 8/10
poland milf - 3/10
slovenia feels guy - 2/10
estonia cawfee - 9/10
spain booba - 5/10
ukraine beggar - 6/10
sweden :DD - 9/10

fuck i love thin women. I'm so tired of seing """curvy""""""" women everywhere

So boring
Sweden is always so overrated at Eurovision

Yeah, and the Netherlands is the USA. We even send a nigger.

"p-please come visit Switzerland, we are not a boring country we swear", the advert

Hasan Piker

Last year it was Norwegians representing Sweden. Next year it will be Danes

I don't get the hype to be desu

We will be first of the churkas at least

I hate that thing a lot of our songs do where they repeat the chorus at the end but it's in a higher key or octave or whatever, feels like fake hype

Thin and tite

because we make better songs but jury loves you. this is the perfect combination

BORETUGAL

Oh no

Boretugal

fennoswedes yea

ebus mixing is always dogshit for some reason

BRACE YOURSELVES FOR MEH...!

SAUDADE MENTIONED

eurovision really exposing every country as cringe and retarded

another sad song

meh. These are boring literally 99% of the time

SAAANNA

Eurovision wouldn't be complete without some kind of disgusting cringe traditional accordion song that goes

bmm tss bmm tss bmm tss

It is an absolutely necessary component of the tradition
In terms of real music 1/10
In terms of deranged eurovision accordion mm tss it was a solid 8/10
Well rounded and bold

Wow Portugal. Whoever decided the order of the numbers fucked you. Imagine having to do a ballad after that meme song.

Ballad?

Yawn another boring ballad by Portugal

boretugal

Hi

SAUDADE

shits gotta be less than 3.30 mins in length or some shit and can't be too unusual, more or less making sure no real prog rock song could ever qualify

Why is portugal always trying to be quirky or artsy?

boring ass ballad in drunk Spanish

fucking stop with this shit already Portugal

The portuguese song is good

say what you want about the fags, swedes at least try

oh no this sucks

I hate how accurate this is

Who invited the Portuguese beatles?

Licky nipple

Please come and spend your shekels :)

There actually unironic Finns here who think if Sweden wins Finland wins. If Sweden wins it's an other Humiliation Ritual for Finland.

sex eyes. i miss our catgirl prime minister

pretty :3

Actually decent and good song.

EU GOSTO!

could see this being used for a butter advert

ballad

Skip

Kek

SAUNA

hello sir how are you

True, the mixing and power in our internal finals were MUCH better

When was the last time, if ever, that a ballad won?

flag checks out

Ronaldo bros, its over….

what a downgrade

mi cabesa caralho

Holy fuck wake me up when Belgium come on

you keep seething but you've not even contributed a single shred of culture with your shitty songs for 80 years

modulation is eurovision tradition

If they win, we're sending Norrbottningar to this competition until the end of days. Finland can just stop competing with their own number.

Portugal Is nice desu

The song is kinda boring but it isn't a ballad.

fag

There has been very little english this year. I am glad.
boring song btw

Borerugal strikes again

kek

best song so far imo

yawns audibly

Easy

what do you mean "luckily"

uno beero por favor joao

Killed any brown's today? Keep up the good work!

Cope, its a win for us.

I like it

2019

Portugal not bad, but I prefer Ukraine's

1. Sweden
2. Poland
3. Estonia
4. Iceland
5. Ukraine
6. Portugal
7. Slovenia

Both camps are right

iberians always singing in spanish/portugese because they're butthurt England won

the whole idea of eurovision is to get that all of these songs to play on radio for 1 year and bring shit ton of cash and the winner gets played even more and brings even more cash
and then its forgotten

just finished fapping what'd I miss?

you are european now

Finns are swedish at heart

Portugal’s song is actually beautiful lyrically, but nobody speaks the oldest allies language and so won’t care

Finnish media is covering our song like it's Finland that's competing. Pretty hilarious.

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

The moment he knew it was over

this guy has angelic vocals, and i usually think spanish/portugues sounds like shit but this is nice

drops sound my room hitting the floor
not sure if those are my tears or my piss

The French one last year was good.

THIS GUY WON ME OVER

Honestly bros been a disappointing start so far. Very severe lack of kino and good music

I seen you

Our song this year is horrendous

This. Using their own language is based.
Lots of boring songs though

SPC (saunas per capita)
1) Finland
power gap
2) Estonia
3) Iceland
4) Sweden
power gap
5) Russia

Portugal should hire Nelly Furtado. And she should dress like that Spanish girl from last year

Yeah I noticed this too
Fewer English songs
AND THIS IS A GOOD THING

Kill ballad singers. Behead ballad singers. Roundhouse kick a ballad singers into the concrete. Slam dunk a ballad singers baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy ballad singers. Defecate in a ballad singers food. Launch ballad singers into the sun. Stir fry ballad singers in a wok. Toss ballad singers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a ballad singers's gas tank. Judo throw ballad singers into a wood chipper. Twist ballad singers' heads off. Report ballad singers to the IRS. Karate chop ballad singers in half. Curb stomp pregnant ballad singers ballad singers. Trap ballad singers in quicksand. Crush ballad singers in the trash compactor. Liquefy ballad singers in a vat of acid. Eat ballad singers. Dissect ballad singers. Exterminate ballad singers in the gas chamber. Stomp ballad singers skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate ballad singers in the oven. Lobotomize ballad singers. Mandatory abortions for ballad singers. Grind ballad singers fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown ballad singers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize ballad singers with a ray gun. Kick old ballad singers down the stairs. Feed ballad singers to alligators. Slice ballad singers with a katana.

So boring

People will avoid the curse and only have to contend with this snoozefest of an entry from Boretugal

SO FAR

ICELAND 4/10

POLAND 2/10

SLOVANIA 4/10

ESTLAND 5/10

SPAIN 4/10

UKRAINE 5/10

SWEDEN 7/10

PORTUGAL 7/10

Really nice song!

Actually good vocals

Well, Finns are competing.....but for us :D

comfy song

discount John Lennon

It's above average for the contest

and can't be too unusual

how the fuck can you define this

I'm sorry, greatest ally, but even Telemoveis was better than this

ukraine > iceland otherwise okay list

Sounds like a weak latte

BRACE YOURSELF TO BE BLOWN AWAY!

OBRIGADOOOO

Just like Den Glider, bara bara bastu WILL BE our song.

She's old... and worse... FAT

iceland twinks - 8/10
poland milf - 3/10
slovenia feels guy - 2/10
estonia cawfee - 9/10
spain booba - 5/10
ukraine beggar - 6/10
sweden :DD - 9/10
portugal butter - 6/10

apologies in advance for the norwegian entry

she was too good for us

yle.fi/a/74-20152083
do not watch the video in the article
Erika is cringe here now

own language should be mandatory

NORWAY IS BLACK

Ok your rating is dogshit kraut

Fuxk you

GAY SEX IN THE WOODS

NORWAYYYYYYYYYY

Dad is from Spain

Oh No No No

I dont hate ballads
at meast when theyre done well
and this one wasnt bad

Georgian

got jumpscared by the beginning of this woman's postcard

HOW SO

LMAO I COME FROM EGNACH

norwegian twink looks like a serial killer

DER COOMER
DER COOOOOOOMER

iceland estonia higher sweden lower

English

Norway?

Norwegians in Switzerland

so boring, so safe

kys

boy or girl

ITS TIMOTHEEE CHALAMENSEN

enjoy the next 10 years of russian dominance

wait I know this norway guy

Bros how do I get una mujer muy guapa

One speaks the truth. One speaks lies.

I think Erika vikman's ich komme will get more points than bada bastu

his mother suvrived

mine didn't

Imagine choosing this song over Ireland's norwegian singer song

en*lish

Meh

You should be angry at the race traitors who went for Sweden

So many twinks this year

Mr. Robot ahh looking mofo

Are they closing an Oblivion Gate?

Why is he dressed like a sith lord

It's all boring ass shit.

*snore... WHAA-What happened, who won?

boooooooooooooooo

This is gay as fuck and I’m a legit cock sucking homo

There is a worrying lack of diversity this year

another faggot singing in english

First pop song thats not completely boring

Eurovision

more like swedenwinslol
what can be done to stop them

im too superstitious to ignore this bullshit. nigger

we wuz Dune and shit

I would rape him though

Well done Portugal
A legit radio quality track

But you made the fatal mistake of sending a real song to represent you in a twisted world of memes and cringe
It shall therefore be ignored by all
Only 2 real songs are allowed per competition, so that means we have 1 left

Cool Stargate larp

Saint Seiya?

aah my ears

no one cares what you think

Ultra generic zoomer song

another horrible ballad

Not feeling this, Noreg

imagine naming your son Kyle

Get on a plane and go to sPAIN

BACKSTREET'S BACK... ALRIGHT!

sounds ok but the singer seems gay

Weak voice

singing in english

Cringe slop

Boretugal is NOT a 7/10, even less if 7/10 is what Sweden got

Oblivion remake is looking pretty sick

Hooja next year, bet on it

this is embarrassing

If you win it just means we won and you will foot the bill
Ywn understand the Finnish mindset

that's what happens when you leave us in a ditch last year despite our most soulful entry to date

English?

BOOOOOOOORIIIIING
GET RAPED!!!

nah fuck this
i ain't even acting like i give a fuck about this

the JAV females look attractive to nordic males because, back in the viking times we could never find the asian cuties in our lifetime, its like a hidden female treasure that few hundred years ago was very difficult if not almost impossible to find, also they look hella diff than our women so that can be a drive factor too.

cringekino is so back

Be sure to check out the Oblivion remake

IIRC this year has the highest % of non-english songs since the language rule abolishment

it fucking sucks

Is he singing "No way" or "Norway"?

i hate dune and everything surrounding the dune universe burn this bullshit xexer harry potter bullshit on the deep end of the abyss

Zoomer had potential but this is such a 2009 song and the mixing/outfits and locals are pretty bad

1. Sweden
2. Poland
3. Estonia
4. Iceland
5. Ukraine
6. Portugal
7. Norway
8. Slovenia

this is like a third song where vocals are barely audible what the fuck ebu

a bit boring innit

Chad name

You can see on the lads face that he knows he’s fucked it vocally

did he teleport

Terrible. No way.

Will there be any content for us professional coomers today?

Sorry guys

welcome to The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered

well they are finnish so yeah, there's a reason "suomi mainittu, torilla tavataan" is a meme

wtf norgay

could be a great bottom twink

Fuck off Todd

Nice Gothic armor

Reminds me of Tali and her meaty outie

its okay

This feels like some Azerbaijani trash. Grim stuff

No way those lyrics aren't AI generated

thanks for paying /ourguys/ flights to Switzerland, we'll take it from here

You put a bunch of guys in a band I expected more energy, it was a song for a soloist. Weak presentation

he looks like one of those ninjas fighting for the shredder from tmnt

I said the exact same thing to a buddy lmao.

Wouldn't top him tbqh

I like the build but the drop to me doesn't seem to match the same intensity

it’s halfway decent

I now get why that stage costs a tons of money.

"I've fought mudcrabs more fiersome than you" ass

why do they even send male singers? who wants to see that?

literally any song is improved if a cute girl is singing it :3

realtalk why are there no cute girls?
only fags and hags

Is that a pajeet?

Get ready to hear this one in every club this summer

either something is wrong with youtube transmission or everyone just has singers vocals too low this year
feels like every singer is at 50 and backing tracks are at ~75 so far for every entrant

SO FAR

ICELAND 4/10

POLAND 2/10

SLOVANIA 4/10

ESTLAND 5/10

SPAIN 4/10

UKRAINE 5/10

SWEDEN 7/10

PORTUGAL 7/10

NORWAY 1,5/10

when do we get sex? bit of a sausage fest so far

thighs hnnnnnng

this desu

Straightest Belgian

DAYUM

what in the goddamn belgayium

He had such a big nose desu

Oh this guy looks mega gay

never can tell with ESLs

Norgay

lmao

why are there so many singer twinks

really nigga?

I'm gonna fuck him, I know people in the music industry here and he's gay

iceland twinks - 8/10
poland milf - 3/10
slovenia feels guy - 2/10
estonia cawfee - 9/10
spain booba - 5/10
ukraine beggar - 6/10
sweden :DD - 9/10
portugal butter - 6/10
norway arson - 3/10

hahaha norgay
spain was sexy

LOOK AT HOW RED HE IS

SLOVANIA HAS JUMPED INTO THE TOP 10 ODDS TO QUALIFY

How long is this song lul

PLEASE VOTE FOR OUR FAGGOT WHO SINGS IN ENGLISH

Poland and Spain were SEXO to me.

wtf is this thing

Incoming gay KINO

VOTE BELGIUM

KETCHUP GOES ON THE FRIES BELGIAN NOT YOUR HAIR

you ARE voting for norway, ja?

wait until you hear the actual Azeri trash

He

This guy is a defeat away from trooning out

thighs are my weak spot

Belgium coming in hot with the homokino

I would like to see these guys again and they're men youtube.com/watch?v=zY6RbPaTNUc

I loved that song. Still listen to it now and again, she should finished a lot higher

slim pickings I'm afraid brother

it will only get worse from here on out

What am I, some sort of... Red Sebastian?

Kino

ANOTHER ENGLISH SONG?!
I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

You rank Poland too high

just when i thought we where more gay this year than belgium they do this

Norway
Absolutely pedestrian

Not cringe enough to be Eurovision, not good enough to be actual music
Costumes and fire just a mishmash of themes

Belgium looks British.

BELGIUM. EXPLAIN

what the hell is this

Why do Belgians always send their freaks ??

What is this guy HAHAHAHHAHAHA

we win but you pay for the show lol

just kidding i love sweden.

Seba cho na dwór

Kek

Why is this on Anon Babble and not Anon Babble?

Belgium has sent worse.

Spain had a RACK but her face is meh

Best usage of the stage so far at least

1. Slovenia
2. Sweden
3. Portugal
4. Ukraine
5. Estonia
6. Iceland
7. Poland
8. Norway

damn she bad...

Why is he dressed like magneto

zesiest so far

GAY RAVE

Why does Belgium always go for a flaming gigafaggot

THEN WHERE DOES THE MAYONNAISE GO?

Thanks for the memories, even though they weren't so great

having a super strong preference for a single colour is a sign of autism

he forgot to turn on autotune

three shit songs in a row

TECHNOOOO

I don’t know how other nations chose their number, but teenage girls and women are the ones who call in to vote for our participant and faggots ofcourse

i guess you're not dying for our sins a second time...

why u mofos made english the international lanugage?
now we have to listen to this shit

Dammit Belgium, is everything about football with you people?

belgium is a freak asylum

Jesus Christ...

GAGA LAD

What do you guys think is his favorite color?

is that Sam Smith

Is he fucking himself?

R E D
E
D
BEST COLOR

you just know this zesty ass nigga goes to anime cons dressed as sans undertale

I DANCE

It's OCTILLERY

It's OCTILLERY

Foreigners, be honest. Do you actually like our song? It's hard to imagine anyone liking it when you can't even understand what they are saying.

The music aspect is secondary

Am I gonna
MISS YOU
.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW

Almost as gay as UKs gay bar toilet song, impressive.

HE IS GONNA FUCK HIMSELF

Why is Belgium like this? Is it something in the water?

Holy shit this is dogshit

holy fuck these vocals are WEAK

Do you guys feel like we reached peak of music?
There's nothing to improve upon and you can only nostalgia bait and that is also not new.

öhm, blue?

sam smith van den aldi

gay rave would have good music

they're multiplying

8 countries all of them gay as fuck, why euoros like this?

CLONE JUTSU HOLY SHIT

this nigga look like chudjak

Did that guy just fuck his own reflection?

OK this actually bangs

I dont like it

this singing kek

Well since we sent norgayans last time and finnoids this time, it's preben next time I guess.

makes sense when you put it that way

singing 0/10
beat 10/10

HE'S GOING TO FUCK HIMSELF ON STAGE

Belgiumbros. please tell me this was a national selection and not voted by the public to rep your country

He’s gay? Whhhat? I didn’t see it

TECHNOOO

Honestly would be better as an EDM song without the singing kek

does poki get fatter as she ages? i remb 10y ago she was normal avg body

you're right, this is the peak
red sebastian is where music ends

Belgium fucks

Voice sucks but the song is a banger

vocals are weak
beat is good

no way

just came back and what fuck am i watching

This

I love Portugal's entries in general but this year was disappointing

My fucking eyes

Cause Anon Babble is a weeb korea faggot area, plus we want the flags

kek

i caught my leg jamming to this

Vocals terrible

The fucking state of Belgium

if i can understand it (and its not britain or australia) then i hate it

the guy should shut up and just let the music play

It's okay. Nothing wrong with it.

their society itself is buckbroken. No one actually wants to be belgian. Half want to be dutch and half want to be french.

i am laughing so hard
this one is the best

you can't expect a made-up country to have good music

Yeah beat is legit good

jep

KEK

Ok for sure im not crazy now for sure
this guy is like 50% quieter than music at least
either something is fucked on youtube or on broadcast in general

AHAHAHA

Who could have seen this coming?

This is absolutely fucking whack

SO FAR

ICELAND 4/10

POLAND 2/10

SLOVANIA 4/10

ESTLAND 5/10

SPAIN 4/10

UKRAINE 5/10

SWEDEN 7/10

PORTUGAL 7/10

NORWAY 1,5/10

BELGIUM 3/10

Kek

song but be ok the the singer could ctually sing

Faggot. Sodomite. Poofter. Arse bandit. Boylover. Fudgepacker. Philip Schofield.

This would have done wonders in the early 2000s

Is this Virtual Boy gameplay?

I'm Red dabadee

DANCE EUROPE

210557151

this.

Fuck you I liked it. My fav one so far

WHAT IS HAPPENING

Was this supposed to be good? I saw belgium was mentioned

Basically this.

he dropped the ball hard vocally

this guy is like 50% quieter than music at least

And that's a good thing!

NO WAY

Temember that guy, he was awesome!

nigga youd best stop calling my wife fat or else

Despite the iteresting visuals and sound the guy cannot sing, the mixing is pretty bad and the song is nothing to write home about. Main beat reminds me of prodigy so that's how he avoids last place

1. Sweden
2. Poland
3. Estonia
4. Iceland
5. Ukraine
6. Portugal
7. Norway
8. Belgium
9. Slovenia

agreed, if it was a cute girl singing it wouldn't be so bad

iceland twinks - 8/10
poland milf - 3/10
slovenia feels guy - 2/10
estonia cawfee - 9/10
spain booba - 5/10
ukraine beggar - 6/10
sweden :DD - 9/10
portugal butter - 6/10
norway arson - 3/10
belgium crabs - 2/10

That hostess is so bad

WHAT

Btw this year we're also sending a freak of ours

how dead are epileptics watching?

this guy was supposed to be closeted?

Nah what the hell is this singing

that pic

Top kek

MAMMA MIA

gf liked Norway song the most

laughed all the way through because he can't sing for shit live

can't unsee a mini-sentry

ICELAND 0/10

POLAND 0/10

SLOVANIA 0/10

ESTLAND 0/10

SPAIN 0/10

UKRAINE 0.5/10

SWEDEN 1/10

PORTUGAL 0/10

NORWAY 0,5/10

BELGIUM 0/10

All trash

straightbros...... how could we have let this happen..

pretty based ranking, just swap poland and estonia and you've got mine

is this a man or woman

ENTER

don't we have meds for that in 2025?

Belgium

Pure trash
Annoying faggot, stupid costumes
Atrocious vocal performance, flat and lacking

Cringe rating was 8/10, which is of course the most important factor

I hope Italy sings in estonian

Your cousins the Flemish are to blame

meglio di Ollie guarda

Well of course he's happy, he's representing Belgium in Eurovision. Imagine all the pussy he'll get when he gets home.

i REALLY hope this one isn't English
Italy do NOT disappoint me

time to sleep

The second meme italian song.

armenia is superior to you

A GERIATRIC TWINK

Good tessitura bad timbre.

red sebastian is anything but flat

FORZA LUCIO

subtitles

10/10 INSTANT WIN

sex

subtitles

CRINGE

Very big if true

Why does this song get subtitles?

BIG
BLACK

why does italy get subtitles?

Kino lyrics

Why are there all those fags, hun?

I thought this was the jodelling competition?

why is nobody sending qts

Kathy Griffin on the piano

I hate shitaly and shitalians

I can't get over how insane the production at eurovision always is. Better than the biggest musicians in the world

Why does this one have subtitles that's cheating

the beat better not drop
just sayin

manlets

I blame hoeflation

boring gay song again
but at least its in italian

last year we sent an aids crack faggot now we’re back to chubby fags

here is a real waifu for your fucked up social media brain bro.

non ci voleva molto, se non altro non s'è dipinto

when the medjeet hits you with that negative canthal tilt beady eyed rodent arabo-berber rapebaby look

what a downgrade

Estonia bros did Italy better

The italian song is decent

He dug up one of the dead Beatles?!

this nigga think he david bowie

This isn't the guy who won Sanremo

WTF??????
THEY SUB SONGS NOW?!?!?!?

Oh shit portubros, why did we forgot to add subtitles on all our previous eurovisions?

no stresso

oh yeah this guy who was cornering a little girl in the music video

is that David Bowie

because it tells some shitty sob story

how i'm supposed to shitpost while reading subtitles

looks like that actor from the movie about white guys making a funk band

TOY STORY

Because Lucio is a singer-songwriter

ANOTHER FUCKING BALLAD

why there subtitles suddenly

Dr. Bashir has seen better days.

why is this gay shit pinned lmao

We had a win, they have none

i ve seen the italian guy at monastiraki begging for money with his guitar in order to buy heroine

it's actually a ghost singing :o scary

this song lost Sanremo btw. it's only in because the winner dropped out

Anime codplay band

Italy is the best so far.

rejected jojo stand looking ass

I kinda like it

beatles were more intense and aggressive

thought the same

Fuck this ballad BRING BACK ESPRESSO MACCHIATO KINO

Everyone prefers Armenia to your shithole

Honestly wouldn't mind if this shit came up on the radio.

Italy with the 2009 core

why did the pianist have ANDY written under his shoe? is this toy story?

Fuck you I like it. It's comfy, like a Mumin outro song.

are italy enby?

Please like our song guys. Don't be too mean on us

Is this a Sanremo winner?

Pope Leo about to order a meteor strike on Italy

Actually it doesn't, it's pretty generic teenage girl slop

Why do people pretend italy has good songs, simply because its in italian?

muack besito

Bro wanted to be a robot

I like this Italian song, but why does it have lyrics when the other native songs didn't?

mid

kek

He looks like an Ace Attorney character who turns out to be the murderer

how new are you?

absolute snooze

if you think adding subtitles makes this less boring

Pretty good desu

Where's the diversity this year btw? It seems to be lacking.

I would NOT go to Tuscany

1700s Powder face Noble mixed with Vampires mixed with Post-AIDS Freddie Mercury - The Look

nigga needs to eat a burger

newfag

Whats wrong with his faaaaaaace?

lmao

the corpse of Bowie

sexo

Reanimation of David Bowie gone wrong (Italian)

Reminds me of some Oasis ripoff

volevo essere canguro

el hee hee

newfag

COMMON SHITALY L

are they gay ?

straight outta Death Note

why does italy get two entries this year?

If I get into a fight I get beat up

ONE OF US

He used 「subtitles」

Just wait for our entry

Italian domain expansion

pretty good song shitaly

Harmonica break

Kino, actually good vocals

ballad bad o algo

Sweden vs. Finland war looks like this.

other guy starts singing

lead singer yoinks the mic from him

thanks mr bones cool song

They should do this for everyone and make it a rule to sing in their own language.

I really like this actually

ICELAND 0/10

POLAND 0/10

SLOVANIA 0/10

ESTLAND 0/10

SPAIN 0/10

UKRAINE 0.5/10

SWEDEN 1/10

PORTUGAL 0/10

NORWAY 0,5/10

BELGIUM 0/10

ITALY 0/10

Mega trash

everyone who goes there is

HE'S PLAYING AN INSTRUMENT!!!

I liked your 2008 entry a lot

I thought it was ok

Perché noi siamo noi e von nun siete un cazzo

very bowie coded
I like it
Nice one pastaniggers

I want to be spitroasted by the icelandic twinks
the others I don't care about

Best song so far, but to be honest they all have been meh

Yea italy wins

It's not too bad, but why dress like a freak?

subtitles

I never knew i wanted this in my geyrovision. Damn he thin

Not interesting enough for me to vote for but I like Italys song

so many twinks yet still no gay sex on the scene
all this teasing should be illegal

SOVL

SO FAR

ICELAND 4/10

POLAND 2/10

SLOVENIA 4/10

ESTLAND 5/10

SPAIN 4/10

UKRAINE 5/10

SWEDEN 7/10

PORTUGAL 7/10

NORWAY 1,5/10

BELGIUM 3/10

ITALY 5/10

Why do they have to depict Estonians as fentanyl addicts? It's a stereotype!

We are living in CHVDROPA now.

Sticky up for an hour

Only 1000 replies

LMFAOOOOO Anon Babble is dead

Really good song actually, but that fashion was horrid kek xD

iceland twinks - 8/10
poland milf - 3/10
slovenia feels guy - 2/10
estonia cawfee - 9/10
spain booba - 5/10
ukraine beggar - 6/10
sweden :DD - 9/10
portugal butter - 6/10
norway arson - 3/10
belgium crabs - 2/10
italy corpse - 7/10

Real ratings so far

Iceland - 7/10
Poland - 8/10
Slovenia - 3/10
Estonia - 5/10
Spain - 9/10
Ukraine - 7/10
Sweden - 7/10
Portugal - 6/10
Norway - 9/10
Belgium - 8/10
Italy - 9/10

His name? Manmur Derer.

gay polentone song touchy feely song, estonia gets the terrone vote ayyy I'm voting ova heree

No thanks I'm a gay retard who prefers Mexican-Tunisian niggers

Bravo Italy.

why is peacock cutting the interval acts?

PISS BREAK

HARAMBE

Because they included it in their staging plan

If they do well, I can see it becoming the norm for non-English songs. Songs like Portugal and Albania would have benefited heavily from them.

source?

Androgyny like Bowie

italian guy was probably the only good singer of the bunch ukrainian belgian and norwegian didn't manage to hit a single note

lmao

Shut up. Armenia is better.

i like the qt on the left

STOP POSTING HER

Everyone is suddenly singing in their own language innit?

ITALIAN MONKEY JESUS CHRIST SWITZERLAND

REMINDER THAT MOROCCANOIL IS AN ISRAELI COMPANY

qts in the back

2nd place
the winner declined, which is a good thing because his song was even shittier

???

Azerbaijan is NOT Europe

The fuck they talking about?

i'm gonna need a code for this so i can do research later on

Matt Engarde-looking ass kek

WOOOOOOW ITALIAN MONKEY???? REALLY SWITZERLAND???

Azerbadjani whores? Italian monkes? That's not very inclusive

GOD REST CEEFAX

Italy

What the fuck are you even doing
This guy is aping Bob Dylan in vocal style but dressing like KISS
Then there's Queen style electric guitar thrown in
Absolutely retarded

This must be the result of Anglo culture floating around in the brain of a retarded Italian and him getting it all mashed together
He thinks Bob Dylan, KISS, and Queen are the same thing because it's all Anglo stuff

that's an ape you retarded whore FREAK

Sex with Swiss hags

"italian monkey"
Isn't that just the average Italian?

italian monkey anyone?

ITALIAN MONKEY

STOP THE DISCRIMINATION

First time?

I honestly prefer it that way

Female humour

Why are the host girls so ugly?

Yeah, take that cock

You aren’t even Europeans

Italian monkey

Identerian or?

Why did they throw the terrone?

OLD
GERMANIAN
MOMMY

I'm going to vote for Iceland because I favor them. Not for their song.

dick size jokes

SWISS HUMOUR

Have some plush toys crowd! Isn't Switzerland great eurovision hosts?!

Let's see how these animals looked on stage

The casual Swiss racism getting out of hand

An italian monkey anyone?

Azerbaijani horses

????????

i hope you guys like our song. please let us finish at least in the top 10. even tenth place i would be happy

Too much for you to take, anon?

Lol you discuss weight all the time you fat cunt

get over yourself nigga

Your stream is lagging as fuck holy shit

Based windows95man

Just as foreigners have their own stereotype of Italy, we have our own stereotype of the world abroad.

No rules was robbed last year

armenian horses are stronger