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what does this mean
this is so retarded lol
Imagine being the chick getting paid for this
seagulls aren't chill like that
It means you're at most 5'6 180 lbs making you obese
yes they are!
i'm 5'10
Me when the Arab guy at the store calls me Habibi
tfw underweight
i'm 5'10
Those glass display cases are waist high on an average male, your arm as going at a near completely horizontal angle so you would have to be either on your knees for that picture or lying
what does "habibi" mean?
it's the classic manlet fake height claim, that and exactly 6'0
Brian can i get a discount when i visit your store?
gonna put a love spell on jason
It means friend
it's called holding your phone below your waist
foiled again
The arm holding the object would have to be coming out of your waist as well
only if you give me a blowjob
not cool
you can get forklift certification in an afternoon anon
This here's my physique. My arms are thin exactly like this. It's the soyboy look, except it's not soy that made me this way, I simply got too lazy to eat. Is it joever for me?
Just found a video of brian
i.4cdn.org
I just like him
wrong again, incel freak
are you really too stupid to read a measuring tape? youre barely over 5'9
hahahahhahaa
looks like my balding curse is working on you
the top of my skull literally reaches 5'10. it's just the angle.
Bro you're 6 foot what are you talking about
180cm manlet reporting in. I'm taller than Jason and Brian!
riiiiiiiiight
Manlet hours kek
unfortunately whitoid genetics does that to you. but nothing a hair transplant can't fix
Imagine being so short you have to measure your height in cms...
kek
hair transplant
why not a hair growing spell?
cm
we only use freedom units around here
The houthis beat the united states
i look like that
slightly below 71 inches
im taller than you
man feet is disgusting
The choice to reduce funding for the DOD and FBI but increase the funding for ICE and CBP is an interesting one. I suspect they're meeting more resistance internally than expected from the Reaganites within the former two. Laying people off is the path of least resistance to getting rid of non-loyalists.
creates the department of prayer*
bravo, cheetohman
Question for Alan the Ethiopian, how do you feel about the united states bombing and killing 65 Ethiopians in Yemen based on faulty information? Do you think thats abhorrent like kanyes meme song?
department of thoughts and prayers
cult leaders always purge the non-believers
my doctor says I'm a beast
also that if I don't lose weight I will die soon
but it seems pretty cool to be a beast to me
musky white boy summer
legitimately sent in an ICE report on Brians mom
he can say hes white all he wants but she has two hispanic names and a child who was molested
imagine pretending to be me. cringe.
anyone who actually knows me knows i would never go to an allopathic doctor to begin with.
i'm a puerto rican of germanic descent also she's legal and puerto rico is part of the US
Jew media trying to make people think tons of non whites are getting deported when in reality non white immigration is going up AGAIN
We'll let ICE decide that
My shits are groundbreaking. Some have gone as far as to call them catastrophic
do not elaborate on that
go ahead and while you're at it please report my beaner neighbors who live across the street, they keep irritating me with their banda music blasted outside
oh, so you lied about getting rid of them
how many times are you going to outst your curses as fraud?
You have literally no proof of that in fact I would implore you if you do to post that proof
there's like 10 of then living in the same building and i only have the names of like 2 of them
it's moments like this that affirm my True Knowledge that g*y people are just evil at heart
i belong to the dark side
Bunch of Afghans settled in my town and some progressive fags helped them get settled, now they're butthurt because the Afghans refuse to shop at the health food store and eat 100% slop
thinking of charging $40 for card readings but i'm not sure
gonna make the chuds mad with this one
too broke too afford a card reader
LMAO
i ain't paying no 3% transaction fee
business is so poor he cant afford a 3% surcharge
kekaroo
this dude doesn't understand the concept of budgeting
who pays the 3% tariff on credit card transactions?
my bmi is 24 (i'm 5'11", 170lbs) but I'm trying to get to 22 or 23. losing those last few pounds are absolutely brutal, basically have to go into starvation mode with a single small meal each day, plus daily sauna to sweat out whatever lbs i gained in water weight.
successful entrepreneur
has to budget around a 3% tax
Mine is 24.8 and body fat is 12%
The entire city of Boston is cash only now cuz nobody wants to pay the credit card fees
can i get an ass pic?
comes from the root 'حب'(hub) which means love, from it you get 'حبيب'(habib) which means beloved or the subject of love in general, then you add 'i' vowel in the end for possession, making it 'حبيبي'(habibi).
it means my beloved.
The only good boomer invention is the word cooter
the monkey's paw curls
If I was running a business I'd make it tranny friendly because money is money. Gimme the green. Gimme the green.
credit card fees
lore?
ty haboobi
it's been 5 years
see something that reminds me of her
look her up on social media
she has kids now
why the fuck do i keep doing this to myself bros
dont look her up? i literally deleted my exes everywhere including my memory i dont even know whether they're alive or not
nyc should be the capital
tfw khhv
checkmate
i wish i could delete those memories without also deleting other shit that might be important to me. i can't help but to give in to my compulsions. that bitch has no idea how strong of an influence she still has over me.
lies. no-one is khhv.
weak psyche
Have you ever seen the album cover for the Scorpions Virgin Killer? If not don't look it up it's illegal
i am THOEVER
i’m built different
maybe. or maybe the spell is just too strong.
One time as a kid I walked into the wrong apartment thinking it was my grandma's, but when I said sorry and turned to leave they were like "no it's OK, you can stay". They were old women, so I think they just wanted the company of a golden haired lad.
i just looked it up and now black helicopters are circling my house
maybe the spell is just too strong
no such thing. fuck modern women fuck my exes and fuck your ex, forget about them u are old enough
you're deadass you've never held hands or hugged a girl that liked you?
I warned you!
!!
no one has ever liked me
i cant. it's like saying "just don't be sad bro" to someone who's suicidal. my brain chemistry is fucked up, it doesn't work like that.
My Mother hit a midget with her shopping cart at the store a few days ago and knocked him over. she felt so bad she cried.
a girl that liked you
Fuck Midgets
youtu.be
cap. i liked girls who are objectively 1/10 for some unknown reason, they'll never know I did, but i did. there's a girl out there who liked you but never told you or showed it.
i barely had guy friends let alone women. im boring and ugly and people only talked to me when they needed help.
PSA TO ALL IPHONE USERS
please update to iOS 18.5 ASAP they just included a new pride wallpaper set
Zoomie menace at the gym
you have 2 choices
either find someone else to replace her
or learn to hate her, 100%
do NOT uninstall flappy bird you CANNOT get it back!!!
i cannot understand why there is so much FREE bmwf porn, but all the wmbf porn is hidden behind paywalls
Why don't they force women in pornographic films to take acting classes? It's like no one cares about putting on a good performance.
if i see the gay sticker on your front window i don't want to go in
try looking up amateur videos.
or option 3: self destruct with drugs until numb. I'd prefer option 1 though. I've had 3 relationships after her and none did it for me. Fumbling a bad bitch really does break a nigga
Post nut clarity hit fast this time. Like why tf am I watching this shit it's just meaningless movement..
reading a book
there's a girl out there who liked you but never told you or showed it.
I doubt it. But even if there were how do they expect us to know? Like they think we're mind readers
why exactly do you need a used up annoying bitch in your life when you can order a dicksucking robot on ebay. you need a woman to like you to feel that you can be liked
casey neistat is a 0/10 but somehow pulled a 7-8/10. You can, too. Hotwheels is literally -1/10 and found a wife.
he is rich
ordering head from uber eats
we have the technology!
they have charm and charisma, you dullard
women love grit and sticktoitiveness
stack your bread then, start making bands
charm and charisma are learnable skills. rizzmaxxing isn't alchemy
charm and charisma are learnable skills
Not really, nerds can't fake charisma. It's obvious that you are faking and that it isn't from the heart
sometimes i get post-nut clarity before i even finish jerking off
charm and charisma are learnable skills. rizzmaxxing isn't alchemy
not really. it can easily come off as forced
have y'all niggas ever seen the big lez show?
you dont have to fake it. you can learn it. it's a learnable skill. charisma is literally just being very good at communication and social etiquette. unless you have strong autism it's all learnable.
He's definitely ugly but in a way that's distinctly masculine
oh my god catberg I CAN'T FUCKING PLAY WITH YOU. I'M SICK. I CAN BARELY STAND RIGHT NOW. JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP.
If it's something you had to learn, then you are faking it
give me a free card reading please
accidentally left some eggshell in my omelet
I am a certified genius and I can't learn how to understand other people's emotions
unless you have strong autism
This thing a ours (gay sex in a parking lot)
forgot to throw away the cucumber i had sex with and my roomie ended up eating it
N
Pretty sure they'd notice the shit stains,
nice larp trannie
lmfao
i douche before inserting anything inside me
i pity whites who live in south africa. imagine being oppressed by black pipo lmao
They'd still smell the shit
Kys disgusting trannie
blapipo can't oppress yts b/c brothas are too stupid, disorganized and lazy to put up any kind of structure to harm mayo monkeys
FAX FAX FAX
ohhh i’m dockin here
Sexy TRUCK I saw on my walk
Shut up, jeet.
there is a primal attraction.
a suitable driving appliance
looks like something a gay murderer would drive
all i do is eat, play video games, sleep.
All I do is win, win, win, no matter what (What)
Got money on my mind, I can never get enough ('Nough)
And every time I step up in the building everybody hands go up
And they stay there (There)
And they say, "Yeah!" (Yeah!), and they stay there
(Up, down, up, down, up, down)
'Cause all I do is win (Win), win (Win), win
Millennials seethe at zoomers for caring about body count and for not dressing like scantily clad whores
There's no sound
But the engine's drone
Our minds set free
To roam
@grok what song is this
feel like riding my bike to down miami again
still can't believe a woman destroyed jason's lifestyle
x.com
how far from brickell do you live?
10 year highschool reunion is happening in a month
When the fuck did that happen bros
very far it take me almost the entire day to get there on bicycle
lol fucking unc
it's so over for jason and his LGBT buddies
slightlyoffensive.com
i think my class was too retarded to set up a reunion
I would never go to my reunion
lizard fren is here
*lights whale oil lamp*
There it is, SecAc (Secular Academics)
Room 211
Fire department
same our reunions were supposed to be set up by the class president but they dropped off the face of the earth and died of drugs or something and no one else bothered to do it, the school was a shithole anyway
Aw shit pirates in the bay
Who's Adam?
I've been dating a girl for almost 8 months and it feels like we have no sexual tension anymore. Never had a relationship last this long before so I can't tell if it's over or if it's just how people in their act in relationships after a while.
I just roke up
Normally it happens after marriage
fairly normal
my scale for my weight randomly broke
fuck
Bruh you're fat as fuck!
I think my therapist wants me to stop scheduling sessions with her.
Why
My class president was a rich girl who didn’t move to another town and does nothing all day because her family owns the garbage company or something
woman therapist
Good, hire a male
well I lost 17 pounds
which is good
She kept saying little things like "this could be our last session if you want".
Maybe she thinks you've progressed sufficiently
I'm extremely obese
My head sweats profusely at the gym
I’m 5’10 143lb
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
JUST finished making my third cuppa joe of the day
I'm drinking everclear 89.9% straight from the bottle
i'm drinking MATCHA
Remember when Harvey Weinstein sent someone a plant with his semen in it? Good times
desu i probably should stop. i feel like our seasons aren't going anywhere. not because of her, but just because there's nothing a therapist could possibly do to fix my problems.
If it's not ceremonial grade (very expensive) it's fake garbage
Orange man has just secured a buhzillion dollar investment from UAE!!! America keeps winning and you liberals keep seething!!! NIGGER HEIL HITLER!!!
hope you enjoyed your cuppa
Still can't believe he's gone vros...
NIGGER HEIL HITLER!
unironically a catchy and great song
How do I become the bull in a cuckold relationship?
you don't become one. you get chosen
Even the bulls get cucked by the modern day white girl
How do I get chosen
Who else see the leprechaun say yeaaaaaa
It's a question of it being your turn
yeaaaaaa
trump did it, he saved america
gas is down
eggs are down
chyna bent the knee
free jumbovski jetcraft from the a-rabz
record deportations
he won bigly, and i did by association since i voted for him
Most of the guys who share their wife on Anon Babble or Anon Babble are married to uggos
who cares, it tastes good when i put milk in it and drink it like coffee
what does that have to do with matcha
Used to have a FWB who told me she had a boyfriend but he didn't care
based
Holy shit you're right.
i forgot to mention he also buttfucked bigpharma jews, its hard to keep track of all of these Ws bros
Chyna bent the knee
Trump is now trying to get a reset to before what he did
"Winning" means giving China what they wanted (the former status quo)
be me
>18 f
>dating 17 mtf
>grade above her
>about to graduate high school
> being told by her that their life depends on me and that they were never happy until now
> basically made it impossible for me to end things and i feel mildly uncomfortable
>we r literally in high school still and shes known me for 5 months
>just started talking to my ex bsf/gf
>shes so pretty and cool
>tells me that the boy ive been obsessed with since sophmore year is into me
>i wanna fuck around with him and break his heart a little
>but my ex bsf is moving away in august and i want to have a fourth chance with her
literally wtf do i do yall
Reddit keeps insisting grocery prices are still up the same since Biden and that trump is lying. It's weird.
And I don't even have an account, I just browse the front page once in a while because they're fascinating to watch.
Biden made pharmaceuticals cheaper then Trump got rid of the law and passes the same law to take credit
Genuinely what happened
go back to how things were before Trump became president and ruined everything
HE DID IT HE SAVED US
How did you get her as a FWB?
Things were expensive under Biden though
She was friends with a girl I was betaorbiting
no one in japan consumes ceremonial grade matcha except for people who do chado as a hobby. normal people drink matcha lattes, sugar filled matcha drinks, etc. nice try at sounding educated.
im never going to get a gf lol
im never going to have sex lmao
im going to die a bitter lonely virgin rofl
All got worse under Trump though
at least you're not dead
just fuck a hooker
People in Japan eat food from gas stations so I don't care about what the plebs do, the plebs being Nipponese changes nothing
Ceremonial grade is the only real matcha
get money
fly to london
fuck a 8/10 escort legally
I met most of the girls I've been with through other female friends (the rest on tinder) excluding two girls who approached me randomly and one coworker
If you have female friends and know how to act around girls it's a lot easier
Two of these can be solved by visiting a prostitute
All 3 can be solved be lowering your standards and talking to fat bitches
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I don't have any friends at all.
watchin destiny
I met most of the girls I've been with through other female friends (the rest on tinder) excluding two girls who approached me randomly and one coworker
If you have female friends and know how to act around girls it's a lot easier
what's your body count
just be an infinity/10 in looks guys
23 but I tell girls it's 4 and they're the 4th
Anon Babble is probably the whitest board, but not the good kind
get out of here normalfag
Just take MDMA and it'll make you normal
what's your height? 6'2?
Fuck you nigga I'll slap the shit oucho bitch ass
5'11.999999999"
Six foot six. I look like that guy from american psycho I forgot his name but I literally look like him.
no one ever told you its illegal to have an ass that fat?
yeah sure bro
Gonna get some beers after work
Which ones should I get ?
watching destiny
just hit my nephew with a shoot chairshot and now he wont get up, what should i do?
that board makes me laugh so fucking hard
Kids See Ghosts is the only Kanye album that's acceptable to like
Rainier
would
Beer makes you fat
Favorite bourbon?
you Americans complain about drug prices but you have to take into account the drug quality. Sure, in Brazil and the European union an omeprazol for example is dirt cheap, but I've noticed the same drug gives me like zero side effects when I take it here in the US. God bless America.
if i lived in the USA i would already have lost my virginity to one of the many 10/10 street hookers you have there
Never had it before, is it any good?
Don't care, it takes the edge off after work is over
prostituição é ilegal nos estados unidos
Is it better to be a handsome mentalcel or an ugly incel?
In both cases you're gonna be creepy lonely guy but at least if you are ugly then people might understand why you're so weird
if you believe in a religion you are brown
Because I said so and I have genuinely never been wrong in my life
I'm just too intelligent and my distinguishing tastes are well-developed for a lowly troglodyte such as yourself to even begin grasping. I'm just not able to tolerate a disgusting low quality alternative when I know that the real peak of the culinary arts is easily attainable. Simple as that, really. Your simple tastes might be able to cope with the rough-hewn lower grades but a true gourmand can't accept it.
Mental issues can be fixed unlike genetic issues
We've know each other like 13 years and she was my high school oneitis. Recently she got drunk and basically told me she never saw me as an option and finally gave me a chance because she thought I was a safe bet. So we basically have the boomer marriage dynamic but in our late 20s.
I think so. One of the best cheap beers around imo
Hard liquor is better
My mental issues just ended up making me realize that I need to pretend to be someone else after I took too much acid and my real personality has been dead for about 10 years
I keep saying this but cumsers rebuke me
have good idea for post
completely forget it by the time i hit reply button
How similar is portuguese to english?
Only Christ-loving God-fearing men are allowed to post in /cum/
Stop trying to bait reddit jeet (it's going to work)
had a dream that god told me to stop
When I was in college I knew a literal autistic Chad who was more spergy than most people on Anon Babble. Would talk nonstop about nintendo and mario games
Women didn't care because he was attractive enough
Just found out the douche at the gym probably works there...
redditleaf isnt here, he's been getting destroyed too much lately he had to take a break
reddit jeet isnt real
Vodka literally tastes like hand sanitizer and whiskey tasted like corn thats been poisoned
Norm MacDonald was talking about the idea that women like funny men and he said he knew lots of funny guys who never got girls and then realized women just laugh at whatever good looking men say
based
Everyone knows that YOU'VE GOT ulterior motives
Pakileaf was refusing to denounce Muhammad for three threads before leaving yesterday
All My Niggas Nazis Nigga Heil Hitler
Rent free. Still seething from getting destroyed.
I've been here every day, laughing.
redditleaf never lost
He's here
does the concentration of soy particles switch political affiliations every 8 years now? is anyone out there doing research on this?
schizopoo get help
none of those are redditleaf doe
i already did by saying religion is for idiots
Do you have an argument or a political refutation?
Who are those people?
They are obviously the same person
if redditleaf saw this he would be screaming about Israel or India o algo
I post in /cum/ all the time and I fear no gods
I don't care about anything in those countries, that's what makes it so funny. You guys have combined so many people into one boogieman.
still not redditleaf
Graham Linehan, ex-actor and British anti-trans activist who is going to jail for harassing a teenager
Glasses woman is a detransitioner, Zionist and MAGAite
Bottom left is Congresswoman Nancy Mace
Bottom right is Chaya Raichik, the lady who runs libsoftiktok
All of them are nu-right people.
And they all endorsed Kanye's song?