Eurovision 2025 Semi-Final 1

When?

9pm CEST

Where?

Worldwide link (Swedish commentary):
svtplay.se/eurovision-song-contest

Youtube link (available worldwide *except* for Australia, Greece, Lithuania, the UK, and the US):
youtube.com/watch?v=0HNXVB2UQwU

Who are participating?

The participants for this semi-final are, in running order: Iceland, Poland, Slovenia, Estonia, Spain, Ukraine, Sweden, Portugal, Norway, Belgium, Italy, Azerbaijan, San Marino, Albania, Netherlands, Croatia, Switzerland, Cyprus
(Spain, Italy, and Switzerland are participating today, but are already qualified for the grand final)

that background makes me very uncomfortable

VGH EVROPA

THIRD ITALY???

save evropa in the back

didn't Italy just play?

The song is great, the performance is what was meh.

i don't know how long u have been watchign anime but mine lasted about 2007-2015 then jav took more and more over, eventually it was all time for jav and 0 time for anime, so thats how long u have left to enjoy anime i think :p

u guys have no idea how good and high quality the stories in jav were before ~2012

OK GREAT NOT IN ENGLISH
BRAVO SANTE MARINO!!!!
Why is David chewing gum?

city-state entry

They had to change the scoring system to stop this

grok chat gtp slop behind

Horrible slop.

ICELAND 0/10

POLAND 0/10

SLOVANIA 0/10

ESTLAND 0/10

SPAIN 0/10

UKRAINE 0.5/10

SWEDEN 1/10

PORTUGAL 0/10

NORWAY 0,5/10

BELGIUM 0/10

ITALY 0/10

AZERBAIJAN 10/10

SAN MARINO 4/10 actually decent

my favourite so far
rap part is shit tho as usual

no clue

trap song

are you on a 10 minute delay or already in the future?

KINOOOOOO

They think it's too globohomo or the public broadcaster can't afford it

San Marino

Song is about Italy

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHITE

Why dont they throw gays off rooftops in Azerbaijan?? They are muzzies

Italy cheats by having two countries in Eurovision

San Marino is incapable of not sending a fucking banger every single time

vatican song when

PUTA ITALIA

Shkodra Elektronike has such better songs. The eurovision one is not adapt to the scene.

Exactly what i were thinking about.
I wondered if this is the new era we are going to see from now on

mmmh thighs

dear god

Music productions are so weak this year

Is this song about wanting Italy to Anschluss them?

Greek statue

mi presidente, il segundo meme song about italia has hit the eurovisionio stageio

the trve italian representation

TRT announced in December 2012 that it would not participate in the 2013 contest, citing dissatisfaction with the rules of the competition.[1] 2013 was the first time since 1979 that there was no television broadcast of the Eurovision Song Contest on TRT. The country has not returned to the contest since.

conserning lack of sexo in this semifinal.......

Where the fuck are the subtitles iv'e already got accustomed

Italiophobia is on the rise

Different mountains

too much homosex also they're poor

TUTTA L'ITALIA
TUTTA L'ITALIA
TUTTA L'ITALIA

BANGER

TUTTA ITALIA
TUTTI FRUTTI

italian continent

yes they belong in athens

San Marino

Literally where?

TUTTA L'ITALIA
TUTTA L'ITALIA
TUTTA L'ITALIA
TUTTA L'ITALIA

puta italia puta italia puta italia

heres a poki upskirt for u pokianon

Italy cheating as usual

Eurobeat trash, how do people listen to this shit.

tim?

muh vaporgay statues

>retarded American doesn’t know flags and can’t read names

Feels silly to pander to the only people who will gift you points for free anyway.

GIGANTIC ASIAN BOOBA

Decent but not interesting enough

San Marino song

talks about Italian things, Craxi, coins, Colosseum in the background

We should invade that shithole

Good song but they need more dancers on stage like in the MV

Moldova genuinely pulled out this year because they realized too late that all their potential contestants were absolute trash

I MISSED MY EUROVISION KINO

Turkey, Hungary, Belarus and Russia

Political reasons, but different political reasons for all nations.

the rest

Lack of interest or budget

why are there so many songs about italy this year?

Tooter Italia Tooter Italia Tooter Italia

you're not med
you're not roman
you're not latin
you're not european
you're not a conquistador
you're not a crusader
you're not a tradcath (those are just protestants in denial)
you're not italian

SO FAR

ICELAND 4/10

POLAND 2/10

SLOVENIA 4/10

ESTLAND 5/10

SPAIN 4/10

UKRAINE 5/10

SWEDEN 7/10

PORTUGAL 7/10

NORWAY 1,5/10

BELGIUM 3/10

ITALY 5/10

AZERBAIJAN 3/10

SAN MARINO 3/10

a song about italy but not san marino

did they lost their identity?

Holy shit we on finals really?

SEXO ALERT

I have the video dw

Shkodra Elektronike

girl looks goth

Boomer birthday parties, usually from the South. Literally this is the audience

not sure about turkey but the rest are russia's satellite states (romania will become soon)

OUR TURN
OUR TURN
OUR TURN

it's the italian century (this year only though)

There are a few reasons notably

Russia

Belarus

Putler and his lapdog

Hungary

Turkey

Because they think it's gay

Slovakia

BiH

Because they sucked ass

Andorra

Vatican

Too small?

N. Macedonia

Bulgaria etc.

Because they're broke

Balkancore

They have an identity?

I liked it

iceland twinks - 8/10
poland milf - 3/10
slovenia feels guy - 2/10
estonia cawfee - 9/10
spain booba - 5/10
ukraine beggar - 6/10
sweden :DD - 9/10
portugal butter - 6/10
norway arson - 3/10
belgium crabs - 2/10
italy corpse - 7/10
azerbaijan saar - 1/10
san marino westwood - 3/10

BIG UPS TO ALL MY HOMIES OUT THERE IN SAN MARINO BAYBEE

I LOVE THIS
SAN MARINO BRINGING THE BANGER

POST HIGH HEELS

Fuck the Croatian song btw

FVVVAARK SAN MARINO

'jeet

Anti-semitic lyrics

TUTTI FRUTTI BOUNCING BOOBS ON PRIME TV TV

did you know we have ART in basel?

ahh it seems youre up to date.

POSSIBLE SEXO INCOMING

be San Marino

come to song contest

don't sing

OK then let's do DJ things

soundboard isn't even plugged in

HOLY SCHNOZ

holy shit is that the Anon Babble poster?

IM GONNA FUCKING COOOOOOOOM

SEXOOOOOOOOOOOO

My Albanian coworkers hate this song

sex with albo women

yeah I'd suck a fart out of her albanian arsehole

I know leddit likes the Albanian song but this is legitimately good

The DJ was the competitor lmao

chat stop talking about sex

Every year everyone I know talk about how they're never going to watch Eurovision again because of all sorts of reasons be it rigged votes, jury votes, controversies like Joost getting kicked out, wokeness and whatever else you can think of
...and then when the following year's season starts they all watch it anyway because they've either forgotten about the previous year or because they want to talk about the contestants with everyone else

VGH ILLYRICVM

DOMMY MOMMY

two songs making fun of itlay

ALBANIAN SEXO

nice gypsy milf

Albanian MILF needs to be bred by young Serbian boy

Is this the first female contestant?

why?

So mediocre

attractive woman

great voice

Finally, some fucking quality

come on guys
this is not sexo at all...

BARA BADA BASTU

I support Albania.

CUTE
Made for BGC

First notes barely played and the entire front row just lost their wallets.

Why's everything so red this year

it's actually not bad wtf

A L B A N I A
L
B
A
N
I
A

tfw lifting big rocks to this song

wish it was over

They were checking out the security measures.

cleopatra mommy

BEST SONG SO FAR

So many non-english songs this year. It's a miracle

OH CRIKEY IT'S THE ALBANIAN ROZZERS

ALBAAAAAAANIA
BEST COUNTRY
BEST SONG
MY QUEEEN

SCHLICK SCHLICK SISTER

Top sexo

shit song but at least something to look at, finally

This is a tranny btw

song not in English

woman singer

with straight black hair

Instant 8/10

3rd
Poland, Spain and now Albania

Alright this is pretty good
stop hating

i refuse to be turned on yb an albanian

zyem zyem

I am very fond of Albania because they have the coolest flag in the world
AND I have a major bangs fetish

finally

wtf

if you put those shapes toget you kind of get a

DEMON BALKAN MUSIC

Most pop songs are shit but this is pretty decent

wtf ruined

JUMPSCARE

i read this and the dude started talking nigga i panicked

Ok I respect the artistry Albania

Beats me, they just think it's not good.

Then again they are from Kosovo

No tranny can sing like that

TOTAL CHVD VICTORY

erm what just happened

Based

ICELAND 0/10

POLAND 0/10

SLOVANIA 0/10

ESTLAND 0/10

SPAIN 0/10

UKRAINE 0.5/10

SWEDEN 1/10

PORTUGAL 0/10

NORWAY 0,5/10

BELGIUM 0/10

ITALY 0/10

AZERBAIJAN 10/10

SAN MARINO 4/10 actually decent

ALBANIA 2.5/10, the man part is retarded

It's not bad, I guess.

Worst so far

These eastern European countries send the same song every year it feels like

P- please stop talking grandpa

I actually like that breakdown

the schnoz on that though

he so close to poking her eye out bruv

FUCKING AMAZING I LOVE ALBANIA

Shkodra Elektronike

Is this Lidl brand for kitchen machines?

this is ok

zyem co?

San Marino send 1 of the Eiffel 65 guys to "DJ" about loving Italy

come on now

where is her hijab?
this is haram.

didnt like the guy part but the traditional instruments and the milf

Analbanian kino. Also music is too loud

1. Sweden
2. Poland
3. Albania
4. Estonia
5. San Marino
6. Iceland
7. Ukraine
8. Portugal
9. Norway
10. Belgium
11. Slovenia
12. Azerbaijan

THE NOSE

Why do people like this song?

It's differenttttt!

It's a little different, other songs this year are too, many better and more different songs didn't get past the nationals, and the performance is lame. So I ask again, why do people like this thoroughly mediocre song?

Hello fellow bangsphile.
I hope lots of Poland women rock bangs.

Erik ten hag found employment?

bald balkan shithead had to have a talking session in the middle of the song

kek

Hah, as if. Trannies can't sing worth shit.

This is the only one so far that’s felt like it could actually win

ILLYRIAN DARDANIAN ANGEL

Is it just me or there's nothing that really "captures" you this year? I know it's only semi-final 1, but still

SO FAR

ICELAND 4/10

POLAND 2/10

SLOVENIA 4/10

ESTLAND 5/10

SPAIN 4/10

UKRAINE 5/10

SWEDEN 7/10

PORTUGAL 7/10

NORWAY 1,5/10

BELGIUM 3/10

ITALY 5/10

AZERBAIJAN 3/10

SAN MARINO 2,5/10

ALBANIA 6/10

what a weird sounding language

Rolland for my Albanian identity

ALBANIA'S SHNEED AND FEED

SHNEEEEED

is this satanic?

bald guy stands there doing nothing

SNEED SNEED SNEEEEED

Both of them are catholic actually

unironically the best one
or rather the least bad

Sneed?

SCHNOZra Elektronike

Impressive

That was amazing. I better not see anyone here trash these legends. Loved Albania

Holy shit. First nog of the day?

RED AND BLACK I DRESS EAGLE ON MY CHEST

He sneezed one and thus the Adriatic sea appeared

FIRST NIGGER

holy fucking dwarf

iceland twinks - 8/10
poland milf - 3/10
slovenia feels guy - 2/10
estonia cawfee - 9/10
spain booba - 5/10
ukraine beggar - 6/10
sweden :DD - 9/10
portugal butter - 6/10
norway arson - 3/10
belgium crabs - 2/10
italy corpse - 7/10
azerbaijan saar - 1/10
san marino westwood - 3/10
albania cleopatra - 5/10

SNEED?

Albania is kino. I wouldn’t mind if they won

Unfair home advantage for Albania

a black guy lmao

congo nigger

you're welcome dutchies

Good evening Anon Babble

:0

Niggerlands

netherlands

negro

?????

NO MORE EURO PAPA

First black guy had to be Netherlands

Please no bully

they seriously have to stop with this epileptic choreography. after 10 years it's more than boring

ignore this

Music?

OH NO NO NO
thats the revenge for last year?
wack

INITIALIZE THE BLACK GUY COUNTER

CONGO REPRESENTED

same as serbs, bosnikeks and croats

It helps that she’s one of like three people tonight who can actually sing

That's what I heard as well

that's what you get for being colonizers

Nederlands

Ja

IS THIS TALI

albania

12 points from switzerland

muh french-slop incoming

haha who the fuck send that one hahahaa

Based nigga

First NIGGER, FOUND THE NIGGER

black man starts dancing :D:D:D

Eesti had a backup dancer

Niggervision
Ty Netherlands very cool

Zesty lip gloss there lmao

a congolese inspired by stromae

Netherlanders be stealing our bucks

roll

That was amazing, THAN YOU ALBANIA finally some good shit

ΜΑΡΙΓΚΟΝΑ ΘΡΥΛΙΚΗ ΜΑΓΚΙΣΑ

Oh its the overhyped sad song

I feel the bitch was doing the heavy lifting there

Put the bottle down, Rylan.

this nigga dances at the other end of the ballroom

if you disqualify us again you're racist

Shkodra SHEKELektronike

It's Christmas already?

Lirim GET

The bald guy sounded like he just cast some ancient albanian curse on us. Will we be okay?

Claude?
When will o3 sing?

Dutch singer is an African immigrant singing in French

Lol get cucked

And our first diversity is here.

whitest man in dam

Negrolands

i can't half son is french

Is it me or did it sound dutch on some parts?

Bukayo kaka

Albania

Actually very good
A real music entry with decent visuals and stage pieces
The Eurovision trend of merging traditional sounds with modern elements was done properly and tastefully

9/10 for the real music score
0/10 in the cringe department
Therefore
an overall score of 0/10

oh no no no no no

OH NONONO

the abSOLUTE STAte

haha funny nigger :D:D:D

Here's that zest you ordered

WE WUZ
KANGZ AN SHEIT

Netherlands

sings in French

cringe

Zwarte Piet?????

congo nigger singing in french

great dutch entry

netherlands

negro singing in french/english

Dutch person(import nigger) ecstatic seeing Mountains for the first time

It's another fucking ballad

in french no less

Mixing French and English in one song can't be easy

avoided this song on purpose to hear it for the first time like most people in Europe

i am replaying europapa instead of this shite

ah yes frenglish my favorite language

This is gonna win isnt it?

Humiliation ritual for holland

netherlands explain yourselves?

ok but why is it in French
mind explaining dutchbros?

He has a nice voice, I like it.

kinda looking like ltg

THIS NIGGA ZESTY
THIS NIGGA FRUITY

The only entertaining part of Eurovision is the giving out of points but they ruined that part.

Why is he singing in frog?? Is he an African “nederlander”

KANKERNEGER

Most of the people tonight have been able to sing, besides Azerbaijan and Estonia. She's not even in the top 5 for singing tonight, so that's out.

humiliation ritual

NETHERLANDS

EXPLAIN THIS SHIT

France's entry is a black guy singing a ballad

how predictable

This buck being a bit sweet

Dutch contestant

Sings in French

dude what if stromae was black

Ruined by la-la-la

C'est la vie

It’s not a bad song but the Dutch are cucks

It sounded more Dutch than the current song lol

we hebben een serieus probleem

hes from the congo

HIJ SNEED MIJ AF

Kike Ermentraut

Damn that zesty buck in pearls nigga

quintessential dutch entry

this nigga on the down low

do you miss me anons?

France's entry

it's a dutch entry lmao

Nice

last year i got banned and could discuss kino with my bros

France's entry

Netherlands

song is in French and English

I like the vocals, but the song and production are asswater.

Not even France lmao it’s Netherlands

Americans love it

its dutch

ME HEARTIES THERE'S A NIGGER ON THE PORT BOW!

This Nigga plays for the other team

Swartzerknekten would be proud

SJORS VAN FLOYDEN

this nigga sweet as a sugar plum

Zesty nigga

C'EST COMME CI

C'EST COMME CA

C'EST COMME CI

C'EST COMME CA

C'EST COMME CI

C'EST COMME CA

C'EST COMME CI

C'EST COMME CA

C'EST COMME CI

C'EST COMME CA

C'EST COMME CI

C'EST COMME CA

C'EST COMME CI

C'EST COMME CA

C'EST COMME CI

C'EST COMME CA

you just call everything a ballad

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

dutch entry

black guy singing in french and english

netherlands

black guy singing in french

ICELAND 0/10

POLAND 0/10

SLOVANIA 0/10

ESTLAND 0/10

SPAIN 0/10

UKRAINE 0.5/10

SWEDEN 1/10

PORTUGAL 0/10

NORWAY 0,5/10

BELGIUM 0/10

ITALY 0/10

AZERBAIJAN 10/10

SAN MARINO 4/10 actually decent

ALBANIA 2.5/10, the man part is retarded

NIGGERLANDS 0/10

What a disappoinment

Jury will make sure this wins

Not bad. Dude can sing.

Not the best, but pretty good Let's see beyond color shall we? Oh yeah nevermind it's Anon Babble lol

netherlands gotta be my least favorite country ever...

arent you happy french bros?

AYOOOO THIS NIGGA ZESTY!!!

a ballad

in french

sung by a nog

10/10 this is what eurovision is about

bit zesty innit

fucking shit, bring back JOOST

I don't like this song
t. Burger

Yes, I realized that too late, I have been humiliated

SO FAR

ICELAND 4/10

POLAND 2/10

SLOVENIA 4/10

ESTLAND 5/10

SPAIN 4/10

UKRAINE 5/10

SWEDEN 7/10

PORTUGAL 7/10

NORWAY 1,5/10

BELGIUM 3/10

ITALY 5/10

AZERBAIJAN 3/10

SAN MARINO 2,5/10

ALBANIA 6/10

NETHERLANDS 2/10

do we get the zesty award already?

this is awful, why are we like top 10 at the bookmakers?

flew too close with Joost now ten years of humiliation

best song so far

French people must feel more offended by this song than Italians felt by the Estonian song

Humiliation ritual

I feel like that song wants to be papaoutai

i hate ballads in french there are always at least 2 ballads in french every year

I'll never forget you Europapa

Nazi nigga

N

1. Sweden
2. Poland
3. Albania
4. Estonia
5. San Marino
6. Netherlands
7. Iceland
8. Ukraine
9. Portugal
10. Norway
11. Belgium
12. Slovenia
13. Azerbaijan

it is unironically one of the better ones

I hate greek "women"

Nah this nigga is gay af bros

I liked it :)

what a FUCKING downgrade

Same, I returned after the hack

Gay Bosnian incoming

Gay Bosnian incoming

Gay Bosnian incoming

Gay Bosnian incoming

Gay Bosnian incoming

Gay Bosnian incoming

African BBC singing in French for the Netherlands in Switzerland

That's what I call Anon Babbleernational

Shit performance, needs to ditch the handheld mic

First gay in Croatia

Kek

almost everything else is worse and the juries will like it

Yeah, least you have some sweden influeced snowniggers

I hated it but its the kind of songs that win the most so he's probably the most likely to win from everyone so far

No, no sane mane would think that guy is the dutch entry
it's us that should feel humiliated

KINO TIME

europapa...

You won't top Belgium

iceland twinks - 8/10
poland milf - 3/10
slovenia feels guy - 2/10
estonia cawfee - 9/10
spain booba - 5/10
ukraine beggar - 6/10
sweden :DD - 9/10
portugal butter - 6/10
norway arson - 3/10
belgium crabs - 2/10
italy corpse - 7/10
azerbaijan saar - 1/10
san marino westwood - 3/10
albania cleopatra - 5/10
netherlands n - 0/10

This nigga finna redecorate ya living room and make that shit look good

Why do foreigners like our song?

piss break incoming

ur taste is shocking ngl

Post hands

French AND English, in the same song!
Funny how neither the frogs nor the poms would ever do something like this.

A GAY PERSON

Where the fuck are metal songs

nigga we cannot read your fish hooks and ass hairs

youtube.com/watch?v=3M7h-UCWJJE
this would have won if we sent them

ANOTHER TWINK

Croatia

Singer is born in Bosnia made it big in Serbia and represented Croatia

legio gets

it's twinktime

kek

the ps1 song is kino
youtube.com/watch?v=ApfNFdZZtjE

it's catchy

They had televoting only for like ten years in all of Eurovision history, learn to let go

croat twink

how can this be?

GAYTIAN

certified gay song

Humiliation ritual for Croatia

come on a twink again?

Croatia

Boshnjak

kek

tf

tp

JON SNOW

Delicious twink

Retarded georgian

gay

how brave

watch out he's using the voice

Isn't it like the 5th time osr so? Kek

discount Voilá

bring back the qt

Slav Megazord

Yes please we need another Lordi!

Lithuania will save us

gay demon twink

mario bosniak

sings for crorat

I thought Croatia was based

Ok this is kinda kino though

Timothe Chalamet looking feller

croatia thinks hes john snow

fuck this faggot

why would you cook a cake in a cauldron?

croatian

is a femboy

THERE ARE GAY PEOPLE ON MY EUROVISION???

:O

that's just how zoomers look

croatian singer

named literally bosniak

grew up in serbia

But they are all different

he is a gay homosexual eurofan you stupid inceloid go post under greek women posting their Ls

POISON GAY

huh?

Cool cape ngl

I assume it is on purpose but I fucking HATE when they have a "distortion" effect to the audio. Distortion doesn't sound good for fucks sake.

Absolute shit

Chalamet twink

poison twink

zero young woman entries so far.

i have two sides

Why do countries that can’t pronounce english sing in that language?

which DMC character is this?

Text sounds retarded as fuck but song isn't too bad

ICELAND 0/10

POLAND 0/10

SLOVANIA 0/10

ESTLAND 0/10

SPAIN 0/10

UKRAINE 0.5/10

SWEDEN 1/10

PORTUGAL 0/10

NORWAY 0,5/10

BELGIUM 0/10

ITALY 0/10

AZERBAIJAN 10/10

SAN MARINO 4/10 actually decent

ALBANIA 2.5/10, the man part is retarded

NIGGERLANDS 0/10

CROATIA 1.5/10 edgy + cute twink

Croatia still makes kino

did you miss their 2023 entry?

yum yum tasty :3

POISON GAY

Yugoslavia is still well and alive

I want to eat his "poison cake" if you know what I mean

nah this shit's wack

this song sucks
sexo the twink though

GENUFLECT

big word

I don't like the song, but the production is interesting at least.

Poison cane

We all know what he's REALLY singing about..

BOYS ARE GAY

croatia joined the EU so now they have to perform these humiliation rituals to be westcucks

Cha cha cha was catchy but it still not win. Our song is not nearly as catchy so I really don't think it deserves to win either.

He has aura.

what ALMOST winning does to a country

dios mio el monstro experimento de tito

This is Eurovision mate

Joost can't sing for shit. As hilarious as his backstage antics were and as much as I appreciate how much he had Israelies seething, in any real song contest he never would have even made it to the stage.

surrounded by women

still gay as fuck

at least he sings better than norwegian twink

bake my cake the song

Genuinely one of the worst songs I've ever heard

1. Sweden
2. Poland
3. Albania
4. Estonia
5. San Marino
6. Netherlands
7. Iceland
8. Ukraine
9. Portugal
10. Norway
11. Belgium
12. Slovenia
13. Azerbaijan
14. Croatia

He’s gay though

This twink is zesty

nah, this one doesn't do it for me
Probably jurybait though with the range

The song and the show is great but this guy has no chance of winning

TRENT RAZOR ANYBODAY

Grim song, grim faggot

humilation ritual

the gay nigga

This song is all over the place

both are gay

this twink watched too much Arcane

This has been a really bad semi so far

SO FAR

ICELAND 4/10

POLAND 2/10

SLOVENIA 4/10

ESTLAND 5/10

SPAIN 4/10

UKRAINE 5/10

SWEDEN 7/10

PORTUGAL 7/10

NORWAY 1,5/10

BELGIUM 3/10

ITALY 5/10

AZERBAIJAN 3/10

SAN MARINO 2,5/10

ALBANIA 6/10

NETHERLANDS 2/10

CROATIA 1/10

This year is too zesty for me and very low on Sexo

so dumb

are girls illegal in switzerland

gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay

blame the judges for that

zoomer snape

every single zoomeroid that has sung till now has been out of key and im being as lenient as i can be

POISON CAKE!

Dutch is an African

Croatian is Bosnian

LOL

POISION CAAAKEEEE

This is like 10 songs at the same time

POISON

no way

i hope this doesn't qualify

in any real song contest

That's why he ended up at the ESC though.

CAKE IS A LIE

BOYS IM GAY

fagslop

Paul Atreides but a faggot

hate the pre chorus part, shit sounds like kindergarten song

I don't know how to feel TarGAYrean over here

What a downgrade from baby lasagna

Sex cake

Eurotwinkvision

This is a big pull, but it reminds me of Mara boss theme from SMT Free MMO game where it went between metal vocals and female pop

youtube.com/watch?v=wLWdNOh5gj8

Europoorion
Disgusting

POISON CAKE

haram

Not as cute tho

wow what a shocker

THANK YOU RAP

a gay? at eurovision?

the final boss of Tiktok

Haha what the fuck
A meaningful and emotional cake allegory set to dubstep superbass
Guys wearing a barbarian fur cape
Totally retarded

A tier cringe

He looks like the snow white actress

Twink Gayznor morelike

2nd semi better be playboy mansion tier or eurovision is canceliano

this year is cursed by the gay

consider the following:

he's white

he sang in Dutch

he didn't have the most cliche phrases like "c'est la vie" and "la vie en rose"

finnbros, looks like we're winning this one desu
KOM IGEN KAJ

POISON BUSSY

iceland twinks - 8/10
poland milf - 3/10
slovenia feels guy - 2/10
estonia cawfee - 9/10
spain booba - 5/10
ukraine beggar - 6/10
sweden :DD - 9/10
portugal butter - 6/10
norway arson - 3/10
belgium crabs - 2/10
italy corpse - 7/10
azerbaijan saar - 1/10
san marino westwood - 3/10
albania cleopatra - 5/10
netherlands n - 0/10
croatia roofie - 4/10

Paul Atreides but Paul Atreides

Croatia's traditionally patriarchal society

What

THEY DID THE FUCKING DANCE

You retards may hate it. But there are thousands of girls that will rub their clit to that croatian twink

kek

Got it in the bag cuh

Croatia had so many decent entrants to pick from this year, and somehow ended up with this one

There is a similarity

where is the french xochitl poster from /sp?

EUROVISON HAS FALLEN

Worldwide voting is soulless as fuck. GATEKEEP EUROVISION

it's not looking too good for europe...

Here is our entry in order not to even try to win.

texan mommies...

Snow swiss arian alpin helvetiq angel

I am waiting for the armenians and then ill sleep, this shit boring af

BURGERFOLK DONT FORGET TO VOTE

Eat the poison cake anon

gay

poison cane

quintessentially eurovision moment to spread a bug catching song

Okay, finished my piss break what's next? :D

This semi-final blows

CUTIE

η κυπρος ποτε βγαινει, βαρεθηκα να βλεπω πουστηδες

you are even more cucked than us

hoping for a cute dress

because usually it's a shining torch of heterosexuality right?

girls

lol

MEEEEEEDIIIC

chs cha cha deserved to win compared to Loreen's copy of last years song.

croatian backup dancers

weg bros report in

looks like we're gonna get a total sweden-finland friendship win

The absolute state of European masculinity

my eurovisionfu

wtf Anon Babble's favorite actress is at eurovision?

a FOOKIN DISGRACE

She's 180cm tall

brave and unique take

tali mogs this ugly bitch hard

Don't they collectively count as a single country? It's a massive scam.

180cm

armenians are second semifinal. just go sleep

Armenia will be during the second Semi-final on May 15

ugly bitch with yellow teeth

WHERES THE FUCKING COOMERBAIT

french

??????

France?
I thought we had France already with that black guy?

Lmfaoo

Most songs have been very good apart from Slopenia and Croatia (bosnia)

She cute

Swizz

Singing in French

zzzzzz

im just relistening older eurosongs, this year is so fucking shite

saving my money for the final. Sweden and Estonia are pretty much guaranteed qualifiers

FRANCE OUAIS

I think Albania might be my favorite of today

Yeah, he was okay. I didn't LIKE the song, but it was better than some of the others.

This is some nice frog singing for once

more French ballads

YAWN

Μετά από την Ελβετία

feel like i've heard this before

A literal angel

Smoll

another ballad

You need the russian radiation cake bro

cursed as in all songs are shitty
an the reason for this is the gay influx

there's usually a balance of faggotry and sexo

Normal song?
On Eurovision? Are we in 20th century?

Yeah right. More like stroking COCKA!!

Not my type of music but at least I havent heard this exact song a million time like all of the pop songs

at least part of switzerland speaks french

First Eurovision I am watching and first time voting looking forward to it

tftp

thus far worst year in .... years

/asianmasculinity level of delusion
Refreshing to hear a woman sing, the last remaining remnants from the gay take over

I'M GONA
I'M GONA SNOOOOZE

she is cute, but im gonna fall asleep

and yet you participate in it

french

nice

here is the 2nd french ballad as predicted

Just send a meme bruh, you're already hosting.

Im not into ballads but your girl has quality singing Mountainjewbros

Does swiss french sound fucking retarded like swiss german does?
they always sounded like inbred hillbillies to me in german

thanks bro mou

damn, I don't remember this scene from milfy city? Where is this from? Celia is my weg waifu

really really super super duper gay

And

ultimate flaming faggot homo

huh is azerbaijan in europe

Anons
I fell in love
She's so cute

*yawn*

NEED A FRENCH WIFE LADS

Nice 5head. Still would.

because usually the songs are so good

I HATE BALLADS

I HATE BALLADS

I HATE BALLADS

I HATE BALLADS

I HATE BALLADS

I HATE BALLADS

I HATE BALLADS

I HATE BALLADS

I mean to be fair, imagine this song in swiss german lmao

she's cute kind of ugly
wish every non english song had subtitles like Italy

i miss cha cha cha so much bros..

BOOOOOOORING

She qt

Its a ballad. What language did you expect?

shit song. fuck switzerland

What's up with the tranny janny banning people.

La Romande est la meilleure région de la Suisse

Zamn, have to wait one more day for totak armeni himulation

She's fat

what an absolute unit

lmfao wtf is that editing

If France won, do you think they would do the whole contest in French or bend the knee and do it in English?

this one has been especially bad

it sounds like the space french in Star Wars: Andor

I still listen to it multiple times a week
This pain won't go away

You guys won last year, and repeat winners haven't happened since the 90s. Plus champion countries almost always do badly the year after they win
But I think you'll do well

do the people who do these le serious ballads seethe about the people who do memesongs?

It's just to get more money. Same reason they let you vote 20 times, fucking pay to win.

Did the camera fail lol

Painfully generic

This one is good actually.

it sounds like slow olivia rodrigo tracks
nice, you could play it on the radio safely and I wouldnt change the channel
will probably get it on my playlist

french niggas when they send jurybait be like

Does swiss french sound fucking retarded like swiss german does?

Swiss German doesn't sound retarded

This song would sound nice if it wasn't in French

BORING. WHERE ARE THE BIMBOS??

Which EU country is she from? Albania? Portugal?

But u can't anon
They belong to africans

nice camera work

another one

really makes you think

Was it just the stream or did they fuck up?

PLEASE TURN ON YOUR PHONE RIGHT NOW

they would do the whole thing in french

PLEASE TURN ON YOUR PHONES

0 POINTS

she ugly

SO FAR

ICELAND 4/10

POLAND 2/10

SLOVENIA 4/10

ESTLAND 5/10

SPAIN 4/10

UKRAINE 5/10

SWEDEN 7/10

PORTUGAL 7/10

NORWAY 1,5/10

BELGIUM 3/10

ITALY 5/10

AZERBAIJAN 3/10

SAN MARINO 2,5/10

ALBANIA 6/10

NETHERLANDS 2/10

CROATIA 1/10

SWITZERLAND 4/10

Not gay enough
Not sexo enough
Shit eurovision

THE CAMERA BROKE

PLEASE TURN ON YOUR PHONE LIGHT NOW

Swiss tried to stack the deck with a prerecorded song, can't hide those glitches

Last one

ICELAND 0/10

POLAND 0/10

SLOVANIA 0/10

ESTLAND 0/10

SPAIN 0/10

UKRAINE 0.5/10

SWEDEN 1/10

PORTUGAL 0/10

NORWAY 0,5/10

BELGIUM 0/10

ITALY 0/10

AZERBAIJAN 10/10

SAN MARINO 4/10 actually decent

ALBANIA 2.5/10, the man part is retarded

NIGGERLANDS 0/10

CROATIA 1.5/10 edgy + cute twink

SWITZERLAND 3/10 queen

Just sounds like a song you'd hear on a Christmas advert.

it fucking sucks

We have raped the english for millenia now you ugly snow ape

it's nice felt sleepy though

ok but who asked you?

What is she running?
Black man shouting c'est la vie

Yes you are a little bitch I agree

her eyebrows
my heart

yes it does kek, it's probably one of the only cases where the accent of the richer community sounds horrible and uneducated

these guys definitely don't want to host again

iceland twinks - 8/10
poland milf - 3/10
slovenia feels guy - 2/10
estonia cawfee - 9/10
spain booba - 5/10
ukraine beggar - 6/10
sweden :DD - 9/10
portugal butter - 6/10
norway arson - 3/10
belgium crabs - 2/10
italy corpse - 7/10
azerbaijan saar - 1/10
san marino westwood - 3/10
albania cleopatra - 5/10
netherlands n - 0/10
croatia roofie - 4/10
switzerland frogfu - 8/10

i thought my stream froze so i refreshed

BEST SONG
KINO CYPRUS

BEST SONG

KINO CYPRUS

BEST SONG
KINO CYPRUS

BEST SONG

KINO CYPRUS

BEST SONG
KINO CYPRUS

BEST SONG

KINO CYPRUS

The Swiss song is going to be finishing high thanks to the jury. They just need to fix the camera for the rapid fire part

I guess the cameramen did well as well.

cute grecco

Kosovo flag

Wasn't that a rule violation?

<3 Cyprus
I hope you deliver again this year

Greek chad is coming

2017's winner seethed about israel's chicken girl the next year

French niggas have been the loyal dog of the anglo since they got bitched in the colonies

It was fucked up for me too

KEK

is he bogged or just weird looking

This guy might be gay

Cyprus looks like gay robbie rotten

This looking zesty as fuck. Magic mike tier.

Kosovo flag

its the swiss flag

SHHHHHHHHHHHH

gay!

Nah this is gay

Fucking boy band-tier

damn check out the jaws on that lad

THEO VON??

another zesty entry

NEED A GREEK BF

cyprus with the gachi energy

z e s t y

Can a country win twice in a row?

This nigga thinks he tom cruise

TOTAL TWUNK VICTORY

more like a bottom twink

any of you also watching this on youtube?

Gay bdsm club show?

I would but I just don't feel like I have anyone to really vote for. Even the best songs this year are just alright, I don't have a Lord of the Lost, Gåte, or Voyager

English vocals

I'm disappointed Greece

Is this north or south cyprus

BEST SONG INCOOOOOOOOOOOOMING

letsssss gooooooooooooooooooooo

Didn't the host say Switzerland is the last one?

not bad

Homo kino

They don't sound retarded, but a bit funny. They kinda got this sing-songy tune in their speech (like midwesterners would in english?), and they speak substantially slower than french. Especially parisians.

In french jokes, the swiss are commonly described as slow. Not stupid, just slow.

discount backstreet boys

chad

singing in english

lel, you can only pick one

that shit kinda gay ngl

Ireland has in the past

Is he gay or a chad?

Gud beat

how many entries are there

i liked the swiss song better than their song from last year

This shit is gay, like literally gay. You're all faggots too btw for making me watch this

Least faggot turko-Tzipriot

I did not enjoy any of this, still i watch it every year

fags on a rack

Now we talking

Homeboy soundin more Cleo than Theo

Turkey you got a free pass to annihilate these faggots

what a downgrade

WHO AM I??
KEK, the false singing is legendary :D

CANDLEJACK

gay greek

Is he completely out of tune???

english lyrics

way too serious looking doofus

weak ass voice

0/10

φερτε πισω την φουρειρα πλιζ παναγια μ

I'm feeling so indifferent right now

Gets more bitches this way

good coreography, I wish the song was better

no girls

Gay.

Return of the king

sounds a little like a nemo's song

Cool music

Gay as fuck lyrics

Many such cases!
Sad!

The only thing missing is the gachi scream

cool staging

It's alright.

The absolute state of European masculinity

Whats the point of voting when the juries rig Netherlands the victory.

he seems very greek to me

I like this a low.
This could be opening theme to James bond

inb4 its gay

idk

Bottom Cyprus

Did they embezzle all the money meant for staging or something?

didn't trust all the people that this year is incredibly weak, they say that shit every time

tfw watching the first semi final

They saved the good stuff for the second one, right?

maybe the anti-straight agreement was a step to far

honestly very gay but also very catchy, on of the better songs tonight (not a high bar)

more like Robbie Williams

faggy voice but good beats

Thats the type of pop songs I wanna see in eurovision.

kinda epic

style that wouldn't work outside of the ESC

Need to lick his arm pits….

boring song

Best post in thread

damn this might be the worst eurovision in the last couple of years if the second one isnt full of bangers

kek

seek help

I kneel

MISSION STORY REVEALED

Death by Cyprus

Ngl he sounds gay

shit trash

ZESTYVISON ZESTYVISON ZESTYVISON ZESTYVISON

I think watching hardcore gay porn would be less gay than this

SO FAR

ICELAND 4/10

POLAND 2/10

SLOVENIA 4/10

ESTLAND 5/10

SPAIN 4/10

UKRAINE 5/10

SWEDEN 7/10

PORTUGAL 7/10

NORWAY 1,5/10

BELGIUM 3/10

ITALY 5/10

AZERBAIJAN 3/10

SAN MARINO 2,5/10

ALBANIA 6/10

NETHERLANDS 2/10

CROATIA 1/10

SWITZERLAND 4/10

CYPRUS 2/10

UK is in the second one, so yes

kinoooooooooo

No, she said that there's one more song taking part in the semifinal, but that song wasn't Switzerland, since Switzerland is the host country.

One of the cameras keeps fucking up

YOU KEEP ME UP ALL DAY AND NIGHT

you should be more respectful to your fellow tax heavens

Cool aesthetics and a decent voice but I think he barely qualifies

1. Sweden
2. Poland
3. Albania
4. Estonia
5. San Marino
6. Netherlands
7. Iceland
8. Cyprus
9. Ukraine
10. Portugal
11. Norway
12. Belgium
13. Slovenia
14. Azerbaijan
15. Croatia

He has high levels of testosterone

SHHH

careful mentioning that name lad americans will start to SEETHE

His fucking face lmao

is it north or south Cyprus?

Ngl, might vote for this because everything else is so forgettable it just slid out of my mind.

what with zoomeroids and poisons revenge enemies haters etc why are they so fucking narcissistic this is the 5 th song today tlaking about enemies and poison

jep

Armenia is in the second one so do not get the hopes up

Who am I?

You, sir, are one fucking gay cunt.

so uh, turkbros, you're really claiming that this is actually turkey?

maybe if that faggot Craig was still acting as Bond

iceland: bad
poland: idk i was in the bathroom
slovenia: still in the bathroom
estonia: eurovision winner/10
ukraine: bad
sweden: a good song from sweden? cant believe it
portugal: hehe tua madre. bad
norway: shit
belgium: it would have been good if he didnt sing
italy: bad
azerbaijan: bad
san marino: i dont like the song but damn it was amazing
albania: sexy voice (both of them) but kinda mid
netherlands: boring
croatia: shit
switzerland: sleep. funny schizo camera
cyprus: bad but the epileptic attack woke me up

Bros I think I’m epileptic nearly died there

where's the epilepsy warning

good post

Belgium 2.0, good beats, good stage performance, shit vocals

GOOD FUCKING LORD TEH FLASHING STROBE LIGHTS

PITS

KINO but my eyes hurt now

Here's hoping that's the case. Iirc last year the second night was garbage

EUROVISION IS GAY NOW

SOCIETY HAS FALLEN

didn't Claude participate for Netherlands before?

Albania was the best. Everything else was shit.

Sweden (Obviously)
Azerbaijan
Estonia
Cypros

mentions

Albania
St. Marino

It's over

It's over

We're done with the songs.

this is bait right? get better taste jfc

oh OW my EYES

I like the younger host. She's kinda cute

wtf where is Germany
they were supposed to win

Best Hitman map

RATE THE SEMI FINAL 1

RATE THE SEMI FINAL 1

RATE THE SEMI FINAL 1

RATE THE SEMI FINAL 1

5/10

every bond except for connery is at lest 70% zesty

What are Swiss people like? Has anyone met one?

It's over

Thanks, I worked hard on it

iceland twinks - 8/10
poland milf - 3/10
slovenia feels guy - 2/10
estonia cawfee - 9/10
spain booba - 5/10
ukraine beggar - 6/10
sweden :DD - 9/10
portugal butter - 6/10
norway arson - 3/10
belgium crabs - 2/10
italy corpse - 7/10
azerbaijan saar - 1/10
san marino westwood - 3/10
albania cleopatra - 5/10
netherlands n - 0/10
croatia roofie - 4/10
switzerland frogfu - 8/10
cyprus zest - 3/10

why
t. non-knower

Norwegian commentator compares him with the mass murderer from the TV-show Dexter

Eurovision has always been like this though

ICELAND 0/10

POLAND 0/10

SLOVANIA 0/10

ESTLAND 0/10

SPAIN 0/10

UKRAINE 0.5/10

SWEDEN 1/10

PORTUGAL 0/10

NORWAY 0,5/10

BELGIUM 0/10

ITALY 0/10

AZERBAIJAN 10/10

SAN MARINO 4/10 actually decent

ALBANIA 2.5/10, the man part is retarded

NIGGERLANDS 0/10

CROATIA 1.5/10 edgy + cute twink

Cyprus 0/10

Ok this is last, we unironically in finals azeribros?!?!??

He was a better man

That's all for today?
Goodnight then.

Poland had a hot milf

whoaa did you know us swiss have a meme democracy?!?!

yeah.. we vote against immigrants but our government refuses to implement it because the EU cucked us...

island 8
polen 4
slovenia 2
estland 6
spanien 6 hot milf
ukraine 2
schweden 9
portugal 2
norwegen 7
belgien 0 because gay
italien 2
azerbaijan 7
san marino 9 best yet
albanien 7 sexo
holland 1
kroatien 5
schweiz 2
zypern 3

cant remember last time it was this bad

CHAT

I can't remember a semifinal this bad desu.
All songs were absolutely bland

EN FRANCAIS MERCI

Cyprus

Pure cringe
Dark Psytrance pop
Poor vocal execution
Lame awkward stage show with scaffolding and stupid dancing in very dated looking 90s boyband clothes and hair

8/10 cringe

Easily sexiest mommy dommy in the last 20 years.

I WOKE IN A HOSPITAL
WHAT HAPPENED

i hope the armenian singer tries to one-up you guys by inhaling helium before his song

You mean you want more songs like that one German entry with the walking hand?

ultrabottom energy

chad

pick one

TOMMOROW SEXO DAY

RTP shilling for the diaspora vote

Yeah im thinking we are passing

bring them back pls

Willem Dafoe

now is the voting, why are you already leaving? its the most fun part

Yeah, but I like Hokkaido as well.

1. Sweden (Finland)

****Power gap****

2. Eesti

****Power gap****

3. Italy

****Power gap****

rest

because the EU cucked us..

Retard

only portuguese embrace guitars and normal music. why is that? fuck the rest!

Each vote costs 0.99€

yeah no

todays studio version of the song is the best one for me
but his livr vocals sre shit, he needs to train

Rappelez-vous, vous ne pouvez pas voter pour votre propre pays.

Switzerland isn't in the EU, Cletus.

he was never popular there but very famous elsewhere, the american brain cannot comprehend this

swiss

EU

Go back to school dipshit

poland: idk i was in the bathroom

Fair enough

Not for me, I visit it to look for shit songs.

which italy

NOW

lol

if iceland doesn't qualify I will post my flaccid penis

The American is right, they aren't in the EU but we still cuck them desu

they did

b-but they're not in the EU

EU threatened them to cut them off from the european market you midwit dunning kruger retards

AND A WIGGLEE WIGGLE WIGGLE BACK TO YOU

Is that it? What a meh year

Albania was the best

Also Berlin

Name?

please understand it's a small indie broadcasting corporation....

If Ukarine get to the finals on a pity vote I'll shit myself. God what an awful number.

it was incredibly kino watching them win live

Not really back in the days a teenage swedish girl could win with a normal song

he's still right
the EU cucks us with (((agreements)))

last few years i voted but now i just don't feel like it anymore, it's all absolute shite

Stop getting your news from Joe Rogan

Gay robbie williams is an oxymoron tho

estonia won the meme songs
switzerland won the serious songs

seriously dude seek help

why so depressed? its a fun night
lighten up

david bowie?

Just look up Eurovision Cyprus 2024 you lazy malaka.

it was gay before but it is also gay now

What a shame Estonia can't sing, orherwise he's #1 for me

finally someone who isn't retarded
i thought it was well know the EFTA is cucked by the EU

look it up retard, EU threatened them and they capitulated

azerbaijan le bad!

We are in the finals kek

i know, i remember it and i fucking loved seeing them trash the competition

sweden won the meme songs
portugal won the serious songs

I'm not spending money on the ROTW vote here
make sure Portugal gets to the finals and Croatia doesn't please

extremely cute

you probably meant tautology

I'm spam voting for them because I have a qt ukrainian in my linguistics class, so I'll impress her by getting them to the final

I can't vote because UK

REEEEEEEE

Belguims beat is fucking based. Its a shame that it has vocals

Between ukraine and portugal it really feel like Nordic Stare

VISZLAT NYARRRRRRRRRR

Just voted for Estonia and Sweden

Dogshit quality this Semis. I appreciate the increased native language usage though.

dude you hate literally the shittiest song you are delusional

ratings - now in a zoomer friendly format

oh
hardly the first European pop star to not do well in America
there's like a billion American country singers who are apparently some of the best selling artists of all time, none of whom a single European has ever heard of either

Spoilers for who is qualifying and the order they’re revealed

1. Slovenia
2. San Marino
3. Poland
4. Belgium
5. Albania
6. Iceland
7. Ukraine
8. Sweden
9. Netherlands
10. Estonia

Ούτε εμένα μου άρεσε.

is azerbaijan singing

I wanna kronk with you

sweden
estland
poland
ukraine
True ranking

Based

i was in the army when it happened and i had to "guard" the officers tent while they were getting drunk and watching eurovision. It was sorta kino i guess.

Non-europeans can vote?

I'm so lonely

It's clear clowd is going to win.

Vote for Belgium And Iceland.

ngl Azerbaijan is growing on me

sorry but the mountain jew will be disqualified

brits seethe that robbie williams was a failure

Real questiin, who will be the last?

ZYEM ZYEM

was this Slovenia? I remember liking it

i beg you for webm of Croatia's devil trigger dance

STOP THE ELECTION INTERFERENCE

yep, rest of the world vote. I've voted since 2023.

the sheer cringekino of poison cake is growing on me

Agree

I'm gonna take a shower

Azerbaijan’s song is good, but the live performance was rough

It’s worldwide now. Caused a shit show last year as America mass voted for Israel

Balanced and objective ratings:

ICELAND 5/10

POLAND 7/10

SLOVANIA 5/10

ESTLAND 6/10

SPAIN 5/10

UKRAINE 5/10

SWEDEN 4/10

PORTUGAL 4/10

NORWAY 3/10

BELGIUM 4/10

ITALY 0/10

AZERBAIJAN 7/10

SAN MARINO 4/10

ALBANIA 6/10

NETHERLANDS 4/10

CROATIA 7/10

Cyprus 6/10

I'd be surprised if Clown goes through

I think I like Iceland and Albania the best

I just finished watching the oerformances before posting and all of them were boring

not us today

ruskifags mad they can't participate

seethe more

Iceland
Sweden
San Marino
bleh

Did you know we are a multicultural country?

no

thought this semi final had that Danish slampig in it

watched the whole thing for nothing

Seriously, what was Cyprus thinking

God, how far this show has fallen

He was the best today after Italy.

dasha hosting? poggers

BASTUBROS START SUMMONING YOUR ENERGY

HOW ARE PORTUGAL AND NETHERLANDS BALLADS YOU RETARD AIIEEEEEEE

"OUR" celine dion

showcase your country in the best light

yeah israel

ITALY 0/10

AZERBAIJAN 7/10

Wtf

this nigga is in a concorde flying around europe

Wanna go out to rizz birches together? We can wingman each other

Okay what the fuck is going on now

What do you think of Azerbaijan when you think about Azerbaijan?

Host can sing

It's all so tiresome.

This shit sonds like a Disney song

UNITED KINGDOM!

ZERO POINTS!

You're not even a real country nigga you like 3 countries or 4 in a co federation nobody knows

Swiss kino

Is she trans?

holy fucking cringe

Not European

Swiss humiliation ritual has begun

video editor trying to find a part where Norway actually hits the notes for more than ten seconds

Yes

Portugal was also very good
Ukraine had a decent interesting prog song but the vocals weren't executed to a high enough quality

cringe

Classic eurovision cringe

I wanna kill myself now

pretty kino

this is your first rodeo

kino

Armenia

really shitty eurovision songs

i dont fucking know i went for a beer and a piss after the first 20 seconds of weepy fag shit

Switzerland wants to be Sweden so bad

cringekino on the telly

now this is cringekino

No just Germanic

OH NO A MANDATORY CRINGE PART

VOTE FOR PORTUGAL

LSD

Based

Anon, these are only the semi finals

kek what the fuck

vaxscene -tier song

melodifestivalen was better

I can't rate Italy, since we did them dirty with out song.

Swiss anons how accurate is this?

God i hate cringe left comedy

internet

American invention via darpa

WWW

British invention
lying mountain jews

2x Iceland

2x Portugal

1x Norway

Yeah, I like twinks. So what?

Please come here as a tourist and do drugs :)

Only the Swiss can turn this into a commercial.

Please rise for the mandatory hour of cringe humor before they show the results

I remember you nuggas being one of the richest countries in the world for a while, but you squandered it. Much like Sweden I guess

Holy cringe by the presenters
Swiss anons explain yourselves

what am i watching

corruption, turks, oil and the Baku grand prix

LSD mentioned
You got some ugly ass women there

I LOVE the classic eurovision cringe, reminds me of good old carefree times

I LOVE the classic eurovision cringe, reminds me of good old carefree times

I LOVE the classic eurovision cringe, reminds me of good old carefree times

I LOVE the classic eurovision cringe, reminds me of good old carefree times

muh switzerland

Call them jews or shut up, stupid bitch.

Rip-off of PETRA MEDE :O

DRUG BROS WE GOT MENTIONED

The zipper made in switzerland?
Uh oh... someone mistook Switzerland for Sweden again

The internet was created in Switzerland, but it was a British guy based over there who made it

Make it stop

Classic eurovision cringeKINO

Fuck off it's cool

Armenia better