Sports Authority edition
/brit/
So this is it. The new.
*walks into the new and grabs a glass of champagne from the waiter at the door*
a very spiteful gimmick with an autistic edgelord behind it
ADORE Asian women
*walks into the new with bog roll on the bottom of my shoe*
alri
for me, it's dick's sporting goods
A toast! A toast to /brit/!
reckon i probably have a type of cancer but the docs can't figure it out
anime
sister
that cunt has bog roll on his shoe
what a fucking mong haha
who invited him anyway
Sir Judd Trump!
youtube.com
catyank went to this school
vile
you got a Ball's pharmaceuticals as well?
I wish you a pleasant evening
I look like this.
no idea
and you, my good friend
tearing up thinking of all the brave Germans who gave their lives in the pursuit of a White world and the end of jewish power in Europe x
how's it evening? xx
girls only want sex from chad
thoughts?
Catberg on a hungry one
sister
you're regularly in the room when your sister is getting changed are you?
Also sauce
mum gives the dog a bit of her burger with her hand
carries on eating (with her hands)
dog keeps begging now
wish we were a Muslim family desu
gay
are you biofem or trans? x
just enrolled at red pill university
would knob the one one the right
i forgot her name
would give it to her proper
but shit and the political commentary is very ham-fisted but I don't mind it
the english guy gets the girl, so I can't complain
look at those free loaders trying to take his catch
good show
the chubby little lezzer could get it
ira propaganda
im evil
dont trust me bcs im evil and really twisted
Brits don't know about these
leftypol turning a blind eye with this
gf has the hump ffs
but shit
PHWOOOOAARRR
nunn fishstein could do x
mad how governments and corporations will do whatever it takes to avoid paying people a decent wage.
yeah mate. never seen a fucking biscuit before have we. fuck off
bro you're so dark and disturbed
staff shortages
you mean gouge the wages lol
no, you're a good lad really :-)
National Socialism of the 21st Century
so what exactly did he mean by this?
sucking a poo
who wants to be a prison guard though seriously
yanks will never have a chocolate chip biscuit with proper melted chips cos their chocolate has vomit chemicals in it
So you call that a chocolate biscuit?
I'd call it a chocolate chip cookie which is a type of biscuit
chocolate cookie with fries
anglos..
White women. They’ll do it for free.
my arse cries out for a raping
owl outside my window going HOOT HOOT HOOT
blueberries dipped in houmous? don't mind if I do x
where you gonna go when the war starts lads
and we'll never have this because hersheys has some bizarre chemicals in it even though it's shit that no one eats anyway
yankbros it's over for us
I don't know what yank biscuits are but I have an irrational hatred of them and will never try them
which war
CWLTSHC
they're just slightly crispy savoury scones lad
quite nice actually
Ireland Scotland and Wales vs England
That one
It’s brewing
drunk regirock outside going UN UN UN
shut the fuck up retard
what a mental year for games 2007 was
we can't ever go back, but will it ever be that good again?
i wonder how smeggy and smelly your bellends are
Get the Under Armour and the Nike bought
schoolgirls
Remember when they dropped the conscription psyop
horrendously depressed
showered this afternoon
i always pull it back and give it a wash, mate. always.
I was curious about that as well
clean and fresh actually, now get on your knees
Raver outside going NNTSK NNTSK NNTSK
Chocolate chip cookies. Cookies with chocolate chips in them. And cookies are, of course, a type of biscuit.
tried them in yank-land when I went over there and quite liked them.
wet
dob
business idea: chocolate covered crisps (salted).
wanna find out?
British capitalists who want to import brown/black labour are life unworthy of life.
This is why National Socialism is the only way. Capitalism is a jewish system hostile to all cultural and ethnic cohesion.
get this in my recommendations
most of them are non natives ooga booga where me job
lol
How to people who have anal sex do it. Doesn't it hurt lots
Salted chocolate popcorn is vile
why are u mad
ask your dad
we're turning into brazil
google the prostate
ah shit by melted chips i thought he meant fries for fucks sake
in India the sidewalks are made out of a self-healing material called poo
What about the women
anyone here wanna smell my farts?
nigga an apple omds
slyly slithering into the bog after gfberg has done a period poo
poppers
ChatGPT "Artificial intelligence" is going to take over the world
It's just a better version of jabberwacky/cleverbot
Bit of an exaggeration there really
Anything is a chip if you're Australian enough
*pops some cheeky depeche mode on the brit stereo*
brazil moment :/
she looks like she smells bad
what about them
Irish diaspora women when a Somali family of 10 move into their street
unfortunately considering spending a couple hundred dollars on a lego set as an adult
get the poos barmed
It's a bit better than that. I've been coding as part of my uni degree and I've learnt more from asking GPT all my retarded questions the past few months than I have done from 2 years of CS A Levels and 2 years of my degree.
The world of work in the 2030s is going to be people cleaning up after the 2020s wankers that took the bait and used Copilot to file the company's taxes
*immediately turns off that wank and puts capital dance on*
sorry lads, i'll see he's taken back to /britfeel/
The UK government’s ambitious plans to boost the country’s housing and infrastructure includes building another 1.5 million homes. With Labour vowing to make this plan a reality, many construction companies are wondering where they will find the necessary workers. Given the ongoing domestic labour shortages, there is no doubt that businesses will need to rely on overseas workers to meet demands in the coming years. However, many within the sector express concern that current rules are too restrictive, calling on the government to do more to address the hurdle of access to labour.
better idea: deport foreign biomass
my girlfriend xx
um
weird looking fanny
get the NEETs building houses
The Saharan desert was created to be a planetary containment zone for bantus.
Me on the right
or, just pay construction workers a better wage
rorke, do you know what sub-saharan means?
what was for scrannings tonight chat
the usual
how big was his willard
dust
Reckon we could do a lot for our housing crisis if we just got one factory in China to shit out kit homes and erect them out in Buggery Springs
Problem though is no arsehole would want to live in them
was just saying this down the hotel
what did you do this time mate x
there are 220 million white alone (non-mixed) Americans at this very moment
this makes the United States home to the largest nation of white, European-descended people in the world
holy fucking cringe
/brit/ is a proud jute general
our new government is planning to get into the business of prefab construction
no need to involve china though, we have our own timber
maybe you'll be able to buy from us
the entire planet is poo
/brit/ is a tranny general
last census said there were like 191 million
going to eat an oven runt pizza in a minute
/brit/ is a boring cunt general
no, my stats were from the 2020 census, look it up yourself
i wish they’d all just disappear now
pooing on my gamer chair
feel like british cuisine would give me the farts xx
Sounds unironically like a good idea
inflated numbers because mexicans love to list themselves as white for some bizarre reason
don't eat in the evenings me
a lot of places outside sydney looked like that anyway when i visited bruceland
never really understood how jews are a race. they look the same as white people.
they built thousands of kms of roads during the great depression teres nothing stopping us from building loads of houses
In the 2020 US census, the number of people who identified as White, not Hispanic or Latino, was 191,697,647. This group represented 57.8% of the total population.
All southern whites have black admixture
VGHHHHH
/brit/ is a pooing general
The extent to which most of the world is just biomass is ridiculous.
30 million in Nepal
34 million in Yemen
100 million in the Congo
223 million in Nigeria (good god)
240 million in Pakistan
1400 million in India
The world should have
150 million Germans
150 million Britons
100 million Frenchmen
50 million Swedes
50 million Dutchmen
And so on.
This country really is a joke
when will brits take new york back
Jutes and pooposters can live in harmony
that's thatcher that did that
we live on an island how tf we gon' run out of water
alri literal hitler
the jutes can fuck off, coming over here in boats get OUT
what gaming headphones do you use?
haha!
none mate. not a colossal virgin you see
I don't play video games. I'm not a child you see
I'm a member of the sex industry.
yeah I'm going to keep watering my grass, don't let them trick you into thinking household usage is the problem
so what do jesuits believe in?
the shitty ones that came iwth my laptop, the ear cups are filled with fungus hair and dead skin
Rape.
how will deano water his grass now, takes the absolute piss
can see her lady bits
we HAVE to use 99% of land to grow wheat rorke
that number is incorrect because it discounts white hispanics. and yes i do believe there are white hispanics, there are loads of cuban and argie whites here in NJ
We haven't built any new water infrastructure for over 30 years by this point
ridiculous state of affairs that we live on the rainiest, most miserable patch of dirt in the world and 2 months of sunny weather has us on the brink of collapse
Catholic
hates Jews
very racist
survived cancellation
alcoholic
bipolar
There will never be another actor this perfect
willy just exploded into pieces and the shrapnel flew off and killed my nan
Hispanics are white
Are you Irish diaspora?
ugly bitch, looks like she fucking stinks
state
what's the point of this image
mighty albion roars out for more french nafri jews
grow the fuck up man youre here all day posting this shit
Hasn’t rained here since start of March that is very weird
Thames Water
Who cares? If it was up to me I'd cut the water off to everyone south of York.
no ive just met cubans with curly blonde hair and A10s
remember how good IDs were on the sharty
So many annoying fucking cunts out
prude niggas
mental how fat my cock is xx
Shiloh getting half a million dollars is an unmitigated win for the entire white race
Are you Irish diaspora?
london and it's wretched commuter belt being turned into a giant desert
phwoar
I wish you a pleasant evening.
what the hell man i'm thirsty
alri so when's the pussy coming over?
Saint Mel, i kneel....
based
this is the very first official thing he has wrote as pope
use shitty $10 earbuds that are like 2 years old
got several names because the non-anglos at work struggle with my six letter name and don't bother to learn how to say it correctly.
we had a real drought here in the 2000s i remember being a kid and having to ration water and shit, getting told to save water every day etc
The 2000s drought in Australia, also known as the millennium drought, is said by some to be the worst drought recorded since European settlemen
got the Eurovision on
got the knoboid out
got the lube on the go for the arse at some point for a cheeky finger
dont care /brit/ is a protestant general
ktim with a polish wifi password name all throughout my school years
makes me sick knowing most posters on this site are either laptop or mobile fags
most yankish thing he could do amazing
Jack Draper's sweaty sock
went to a protestant church last sunday and the average age was probably ~70, no joke
went to a catholic church the week before last and it was filled with indians and africans
Don Draper's misaligned sense of achievement
this is literally just a reinforcement of the existing document that’s been in place since PJPII
hello this is chef john from fooooooood wishes dot com wiiiiith
2 hours of librarytoil done. It wasn't exactly the silent learning sanctuary i was hoping for but it was alright. Lot of college and/or uni kids just hanging around. bit annoying
what’s wrong with a lappy?
spunk infused pizza
Christianity is a brown cultist religion created by the eternal Jude to subvert Europe.
We need Aryan paganism for the vitalistic rebirth of Europe.
he has yellow eyes, like a cat
It's so fucking over before it even started
Still the first official thing he’s written as pope
rorke might be on to something, christianity is middle eastern sloppa
any other healthcare man in? Hate Nigerians so much it's not real
used to love wanking in the toilets in the library at uni
wouldn’t even clean it up, just leave my white gravy dripping down the wall
just eaten a packet of sainsbury's cheese and onion crisps
cant relax enough to focus in libraries
yeah but it doesnt really exist anymore outside of countryside europe if that
i relax too much to focus at home
sauce?
got 2001 a space odyssey on
makes you think doesnt it
off to get some junk food from maccies and tesco as a reward for not eating any junk food today
if you don't game why even use a desktop?
just done an interesting yet challenging burp
Did an essay on this movie in college for a film appreciation class. I had chatgpt write the entire thing hehe
but you are eating junk food today
C
B
D
miss getting my cock out on Omegle and having a wankeroo
might order a cheeky za
The Japanese are a race of warriors for which honor and discipline are everything.
Like seeing the other 1000 cocks on the platform huh?
young ass nigga ass nigga
is this some joke about using AI to write an essay about an AI movie
need a hobby
any suggestions?
yeah
Imagine how kino the world would be if NS Germany won.
ADORE Japanese women. Call me The Last Samurai
gong farming
stand outside pubs with a bible and scream about how Jesus drank wine not beer
men's fragrances
toilet paper collecting
drawing hentai
imagine a world in which cheap bait was higher quality
The Japanese woman was made for the Japanese man.
kizza ordered
meat lovers, with chips and a small doner meat
We would be living on Mars and the moon right now unironically
Can you imagine what someone like werner von Braun could accomplish with an unlimited budget? Could probably colonize the entire solar system
get the islamists funded de lad
Watch repair
I wonder how long that guy in 2001 a space odyssey lived after getting thrown into space
you're the burger sauce freak aren't you
not long
order a clue next
spoilers?
the power of god and anime is on my side
the new mission impossible is apparently shit
a shame, was hoping they would pull it back after the previous movie, which was kinda shit too
i watched all of them fairly recently and they get shit after the first one
dont recall asking you
did the famous man join the strange cult?
it's impossible to live on mars and the moon lol
thought the last one was shit too tbf. Got tickets for Thursday anyways. no idea what they're showing it early like