Whats your countrys best fren?

Bhutan

Argentina, whether they like it or not

for poland It would most likely be slovakia

it's actually bavaria

Israel

Panama

Poland's best friend is Turkey, unironically

We literally have none
But we're still gonna say live and let live
And get raped again

And get raped again

in the BUTTHOLE?????????

Azerbaijan?
Pakistan?
Uruguay?
Singapore?
UK?

brazil, everyone else hate us

But what do I know
Nepal and Bhutan look chill
I wouldn't mind Bangladesh becoming a Chinese colony

see?

what if you rebranded globally
what if you renamed Bangladesh to Bundadesh

It won't make sense
It's the land of the Bengalis after all
We just need another worthy dictator to put things in line
The people aren't ready for democracy yet

It's the land of the Bengalis after all

what if it became the land of the Bundalis instead

Israel unironically

People wouldn't like it

People wouldn't like it

people's opinions can be...changed

no shit

its israel for you
used to be whatever the fuck you think it should be, but it isnt
i will remind you, but you will ignore as always, denial is your hope, but you did sell your soul to the antichrist and you will welcome him
all you ever needed was an empty soul unbaptized to bare the unholy rotten fruit of satan so that you can finally have 'it' whatever the fuck it is you want, your way
you as a polack are living in your good ol days
but there comes a time when the check comes (i dont pun or intend its not czeczchsz) and you have all of the sudden no money in your pocket so you have to make amends
there are no frens
nobody will pay except for you for what you ordered
order shit when you can pay for it
thats the divide that cannot be heard among the reals and the unreals
like niggers cant hear the chirp or dont give a shit
thats you
you dont learn any lessons, you just react
you dont create anything
you just are, placed on a platter
you are afraid

After the recent revolution?
Nahhh nigga I'm getting crucified

Peru or Brazil

OH YEAH BABY IM GOING SHOVING THEM TOEA IN MY ASS TONIGHT!! YOU CAN'T RUN

I'm getting crucified

thank you for your sacrifice

Russia
North Korea

Either Netherlands or Austria

Norway is too denmark aligned

Czechia best friend. Poland second best <3

belarus
id detonate a planet killing bomb in the center of the planet if poland manages to transfer its cia niggers into belarus to attempt to overthrow the rule of law then instal globohomo leech and shoah option as virus usually does (dna of a virus is available publically yet its its just text file so large it can take time)
once they attack Belarus, its time to attack pure white western european babies with blue eyes so that the servants of the antichrist can FINALLY feel pain for the first time in their satan sheltered lives
not even the kikes, satans firstborns dare smudge the existance of the realm with their defiling sluge presence
yet scum like this feel the sole urge
just to please something that they themselves arent aware they conjured up into their beloved or so we heard home
shame
shame
shame
shame

Belarus, Kazakhstan, China, Brazil.

We're hated by everybody

ils nous détestent parce qu'ils ne sont pas nous

Everyone is our friend, only resentful Anon Babblecels hate us.

Slovakia? Why? First thing they did when they emerged as a nation was joining Hitler and invading us (while using a ripoff of our anthem, the nerve of these gypsies) and nowadays are sucking up to Russia. The only reason we "like" them is that we don't know anything about them and they're too small to be a threat.
We simply don't have friends.
I unironically think we should seek a connection with Finland, they're in a similar situation while they are also far enough from us to not have any conflicting interests.

whomst? also Anon Babble hates Spain?

what about switzerland?

pepik nigdy nie będzie moim bratem

and invading us

We only took ethnically Slovak villages that didn't belong to you.

(while using a ripoff of our anthem

Remind me again who wrote Hej, Slováci.

desu, they are right, the vast majority of Slovaks are literal monkeys. Also, the poster is from Br*tislava

I am resentful but not really towards Spain in particular.

you took the melody nigga of course the lyrics are different.

italia

It used to be the USA but those days are over now that trump is back in office and talking about annexing us..

I don’t know who it is now. The EU is our second largest trading partner so I guess it’s the continent of Europe.

Lyrics were written by a Slovak. Literally what is your beef with Slovakia?

what does it say?

these niggas + paraguay

one guy was mean to me last time I went there

Why does the south asia sphere and the SEA sphere seem so isolated from eachother? Kambodja and all of them jungle chink countries are right next to you. What do you think of eachother?

Burma*

Maybe for swabians, but they don't like any other germans

Tsundere bitch

That's you and you know it, average Pole is convinced we're best bros until the first encounter with a salty lithuanian

he can't read this

are you 70iq?

nowadays

their derogatory term for Germans is Schwob THO

If we're being real Montenegro. The media really tries to paint the opposite picture but that's really not the case at all

fren

Maybe Poland

We don't have friends. Everybody mocks us.