/brit/

where is this

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I'm the type of nibba to commit a hate crime

Almost everyone dresses like shit now so when you see someone who is well dressed in a nice suit it is sort of intimidating like what the heck who is this guy

whoop there it is

Previous investigation of Y–chromosomal haplotype and haplogroup frequencies in the Faroe Islands found a high degree of similarity between the Faroe Islands, Norway, Sweden, and Iceland, indicating a Scandinavian ancestry among the male settlers of the Faroe Islands (Jorgensen et al., 2004). Faroese mitochondrial lineages, however, indicate an excess of British Isles ancestry among the female settlers of the Faroe Islands (Als et al., 2006).

Mad how you can tell the entire story of what happened here from just looking at their dna

I‘m getting NEETbux and then I‘ll move in with my sister

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Celtic women getting big Germanic cock a tale as old as time

Yeah that's crazy
*leaves and goes to the bar to get another drink*

It ain't just London, it's all over the UK. I would say before Covid , Newcastle was one of the best night out in the country, went there twice in the last 2 years and the Quayside was dead, like a ghost town!! This use to be the best part of Newcastle town center for a night out. Busy strip. It's finished!
Like you said cost of living, covid, the local authorities have ruined it.

Eat some meat. You'll feel better.

Women in the UK have far more Celtic DNA than men because the invading germanics killed all the men and married the women

Based

I've had 3 beers im fucking wasted

Yeah.

Honestly I don't see the propose in even trying to do anything. I am just done with life

Makes perfect sense

West End?

I kinda saw it.

Germanic people are conquerors.

remember gibbymoo

I respect the culture.

close enough

Feminists must be legit mentally ill the male ones at least, how can you talk to women and be like yep they should be allowed to make decisions on how things are run
Unbelievable

Tortola? I live close to West end

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jews are responsible for creating antagonism between men and women

I live in Trenton

Good.

your mum must be a real fuckin moron lol
and your dad's probably a dickhead too

dont think ive hard such a hard erection that my willard points up the way

Dickinwinsonn

NJ?

looks nice
been there once for about 30 seconds

Dickburg having a willy good time

Issued.

I live around here.

Indian.

Sorry. It's part of the island. Saint Thomas is pretty close as well.

tummy getting hungry time to eat salad I think

What?

poofter

That's part of the island I live on

No.

Women in the UK have far more Celtic DNA than men

this is really good

Deleted my massive futa porn folder, I regret it.

it's a good salad it has lettuce and cabbage and tomato and onion and cilantro and chilies and cheese and crunchy fried tortilla bits and grilled chicken and creamy chipotle dressing and lime and roasted vegetables :)

do you lot feel greater affinity for your anglo or celtic roots? King Arthur or Beowulf? Boudica or Edmund Ironside?

Dr. David Duke just celebrated his 75th birthday
happy birthday to this incredible man who has dedicated his life to fighting the good fight against the enemies of the white race.

If you can't handle 80 at night 90 at day all year 50-80 it's not a place to live. Tourist melt down here

Okay let's not panic, there's data recovery tools that can help even if you did delete from the recycle bin. Don't worry we're gonna get through this.

Legalize.

50-80% humidity. *

It's mother's day and I realized I never had a father figure or mother figure in my life

My mom killed herself in a car

My dad dropped me off at my uncle's and never spoke to me again

My uncle never liked me so I was constantly slapped and punched

Man I wish I had someone to care about me

actually can i have some pls

it's not immediately obvious to me that brits should be proud of their anglo roots. anglo saxons are essentially german, and with how britain has treated germany over the course of history it's rather contradictory. the many betrayals of the 20th century cannot go unnoticed.

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*places a hand on your thigh and smiles at you warmly*

I'll put a little bit on a plate for you ok

Bitte!

if his story is true, that's no joke material

I don't know about the humidity but the temperature is fine for me
I will have to try it and see

You couldn't be more confident.

I'm sorry :(

First thought. Second thought.

Honestly I don't see the point in celebrating mother's day if I don't have a mom

My chin beard is red.

IT'S GOTTA BE, IT'S HIM! HE'S COME BACK TO FIGHT US!

Farts smelling like sulphur

I will force it.

Dont really go too far into da joos because if it wasnt for them, somebody else would just step up to the plate. Just like blaming the billionaires. Take them all out tomorrow and not a thing will really change. They're just the best at the game, tis the system which enables them. Communism, feudalism, capitalism, same shit really. Return to the caves I say.

You.

I love cha peachy tea

Thanks for making me laugh I am always sad on mother's day

cold salad out of the fridge is the perfect meal on a hot day

to me, this is the kind of face that I associate with labour-voting, black lives matter-rallying, cuckoldry-enjoying, weed-smoking middle class whiteness

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Wish I could filter posts on Chance

niggas when they go bald lookin like this

i don't get it why is a woman with a big ass, massive tits and large cock so kino?

And what's so wrong about that, Rorke?

ps. for legal reasons, I must add that I do not believe, nor have proof, that the individual in the photo is himself any of those things

thanks

x

what about rorkes who smoke weed
a lot of alt-right types are former stoners who did psychedelics and went down conspiracy rabbit holes and such

retard

nothing, it's just a look that I see a lot around london

not a fan of the devil's cavolo nero tbqh lad

Bazinga! You've fallen for another of my classic pranks

Big ass yes, massive tits yes, large cock ohhhh what you talkin bout *eyes bulge out* oo woo zoo wee mama pajamas

You would like the French islands

I would vote REFORM in a heartbeat.

you aren't autistic you are socially awkward and people just don’t like being around you

it's because you're a virgin freak who knows nothing about sex except masturbating while being attracted to the main things that make a woman fertile
so in your mind you are using the only sexually skill you have (working a cock) and applying it to a sexual fantasy with a woman, as you've never seen a vagina in your life

I would vote PATRIOTIC ALTERNATIVE in a heartbeat

make sense desu, that and i liked strapon porn as a wee lad

rorke checking his mattress cover every night to make sure that leftypol hasn't snuck in, cut a hole in it, filled the hole with ground beef, fucked the ground beef mattress, then put the cover back on so rorke is none the wiser

I won't vote Reform anymore because they are big tech shills.

Yeh so why should I make an effort people who hate me?

Get used to it. We are going to coup your country and Germany

What about Nick Griffin

And I will resist you every step of the way.

I am never putting Elon Musk's chips inside my brain. Deal with it.

He's a total lunatic.

He's a total lunatic.

what did he do

Good lad

Pussius.

Just brushed my teeth

Decided to start spending 90% of his time pandering to Muslims for some bizarre reason.

she has 750,000 dollars and there's nothing blacks, gays, jews, anti whites, and rightoids can do about it

what the heck

Fr not English

She looks like she smells like actual shit.

Corr nigga heil hitler

the black pedo who harrased her and her 18 month child probably smelled like shit

Wat

so would you rather suck a cock for 10 mins and he doesn't cum or for 30 seconds and he does

Went Beowulf way

think the neighbor might be an actual retard
he's outside sweeping a patch of dirt on his property with a broom
now there's dust flying everywhere

They can close her bank account

no they can't

Wasn't too much

last book i read was about a japanese teenager that runs away from home and ends up staying at a library and fucking a mature older lady that he is postive is his mother

yeah she looks extremely trashy, probably a meth user

was it good?

You are asking too much from me.

Yes they can
People get their bank accounts closed for being controversial all the time now

hello yes we are closing your bank account. The money in it? The money in what? Goodbye.

Yeah.

they can but they won't

unless it's a graphic manga i'm not interested

Bye, lol.

Yeh it was quite good a bit too big brained for me but over all enjoyed it.
It wasn't

retard

German way then.

Gingernonce you bizarre creature

not interested

fizzy grapefruit strawberry orange limeade

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I am loki.

There was a stage play tho so maybe they fuck in that.

every us flag here is a colossal freak, how do they do it?

anyone here read the three musketeers
that's a good book

?

I'll suck your tongue like a fat cock you twat shut up

Wish i could get shot in the back of the head, it would be the most humane thing to do

You are not fucking Egyptian.

Man these people took my kids from me

Fuck you you fucking monkey. Eating soy, rice water all day

i appreciate your efforts to provide me with japanese mom-son pornography but i'm really an anime/video-game man
novels, plays, that's just too high brow for me

Make /brit/ for the British. Too many foreigners in here

I've eaten 40 pizzas in the last 30 days.

and peter capaldi as cardinal richelieu
that's fun

alright then
*goes back to watching my tv show*

lad i wasn't serious
i'm not into hentai and all that
i am, however, into theresa may
highly sexual woman

Ktim

I am not British.

too hot in this duvet
it might be time to whip out the flat sheet

Then this is the video for you!

Ktimnhh (kek this is me nigga heil hitler)

I saw it.

Tell them.

omg hai! XD

何が好き?

I should get a buckwheat pillow

Good.

is that one of those japanese uncomfortable things?

Chronicles of Narnia is way better than Harry Potter in every way.

I got it.

they look weird but they're actually very comfortable
I know it seems like they shouldn't be but it feels really nice like your neck and head are resting perfectly with no muscle tension
at least that's how it is for me

Trump told donors he's frustrated by how hard ending Ukraine war has been, even losing sleep over it. He asked if Putin has changed, surprised by strikes on areas with kids. Putin, he says, has been tough in talks and wants “everything.”

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let them play

Give me a position.

He was so close to dropping Ukraine entirely, but then the CIA got their claws in him and they refuse to let him walk away.

What did you see?

Trump is an actual retard who will change his opinions on a dime because some billionaire told him to.

See for instance how in 2020 he was demanding Tiktok be banned (and rightfully so), but in 2024/2025 he started aggressively campaigning for Tiktok to NOT be banned.

something wonderful

Feeling increasingly uneasy, ashamed and pathetic every waking moment

Islam is the most repugnant religion in world history.

Remember that these "people" worship a literal child-raping pedophile as their chief prophet and the apparent "holiest man to have ever lived".

based, but don't forget Catholocism is an entire cult centred around raping children that has been protected for thousands of years

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I think he personally wants to just drop Ukraine 100%. He knows it would be the best course of action but he can't because the CIA probably came to his office and said something like "The next bullet won't just hit your ear."

indian, paki or jew, what are you?

any all that and a bag of walkers cheese and onion man in?

yea me

crazy that muhammed went out into the desert and got shagged by 5 bbcs and forced his dear companion to watch, afterwards he was so tired he lay in his companions lap and fell asleep

CIA probably came to his office and said something like "The next bullet won't just hit your ear."

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Idakbruhitkindaworks

You have no argument so you resort to mockery. So dull.

He's getting too much money. There's no way it's ending unless zelensky calls it. Zelensky knows he just has to hold out.

I'm not convinced the loosh eaters are reptiles personally

this poster is incorrect

muhammed likes to be blacked kek

shut up idiot

Im weird and evil

Are you a woman?

so in the song "get free" lana del rey sings the words "out of the black into the blue"
this is a reference to the neil young song "hey hey my my (out of the blue into the black)" correct?

Let's ask him.

(but I did not see their genitals)

is he saying no homo?

i'm not any of those things you fucking african faggot, i don't belong to any of your childrape cults.

the audacity of france to talk shit on anyone is truly astounding, you deserve nothing less than a nuclear holocaust.

jupiter here again

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Basically he was raped in front his disciple by black probably Sudanese people and he started reciting the quaran. He woke up was in terrible pain and tired. He got home and Aisha scraped there jizz off him.
It's a weird story. A straight up translation makes him look worse so it's cleaned up usually. They rode him like a horse. Kind of squatting down and thrusting. It's unusual. The Bible has other things but never Jesus getting gang banged in the desert and having his preteen wife scrape off the jizz
But anyways there it is. I doubt it's true but it would explain other odd passages

maybe you should try having a fucking nice time

Fascinating account. Real mix of views but it feels like he belongs on here.
x.com/terryboosey101

time to goon to big booty black ladies

it's your mom dude

This is merely a personal observation and I'm not claiming any sort of definitive statement on the matter but I've noticed an inordinate amount of ebony strap-on videos feature big booty black ladies.

godstar godstar oh oh whoa oh

freemason chebs

Sup.

we should kill every last jap!

literal widespread support for vaporizing entire cities of people

we should carpet bomb germany

Cologne and Dresden turned to dust

we need to fry those commies

napalm entire generations of Vietnamese

etc

Ididit,

this is why everyone thinks you're subhuman cancer

a joel begs
or
eagle jobs
or
a joy gels
or
slag joey

Where'd everyone go? Bingo?

Bingo.

Emma Watson does smelly farts.

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Remember that time that benefits scrounging ne’er-do-well with a youtube account shit his pants and then held his pooey undies aloft for all to see and /brit/ lost its mind?

24 minutes without a post. Never seen a thing like it.

It’s 6:20 AM Greenwich time

we miss the british on sunday mornings