friends 'dish
/brit/
ew
Uggos
looksmatched in all time periods
short one is bogged to hell and back
yo soy un hombre sincero
uh yeah like I just asked before I was RUDELY newcucked, can someone please explain the egypt lads gimmick to me because I really don't get it
More men have shagged these two than died at the Somme
Barry is actually a really nice guy. Turns out we've known each other for years speaking on here
might open a greggs franchise in manama
What are the means of production in the post-industrial HR roastie economy? Economy has been based on black magic for more than half a century.
you are actually really a guy
he is dumb and says useless stuff and replies with a lot filter words like ummm and uhhh
he is actually really barry
yhe binble
bidibeeboop bidibeebop
hags
LETS GO
DR CONGO
LETS GO
Reading about the treatment of White Russins in China.
All got forced into prostitution and hooked on heroin by the Japanese and whoever was left got deported to Soviet gulags.
It's a cruel, callous world
I wish the milkman would deliver more milk
barry mentioned
imagine mismatching your blush and lip this badly
Get your tabs organized.
A tab that doesn't need to be there, end it now.
I want that browser cleaned up. Now. I'm not messing around.
What time period
That’s what you’re up to at 1am
Where did it all go wrong mate
middle clicking on every link i see
Another one of my friends from Uni trooned out. Starting to wonder when the itch to cut off me goolies will hit me
Yeah how dare he read about history. He should be looking at pornography like a normal, healthy person.
doom scrolling and eating micro plastics
Im trying mate in a.bit I'll get to it
opened up a little tin of tuna to eat with my crackers and catberg heard the noise and thought I was going to feed him
what is he like haha
Beat Deep Jungle on Kingdom Hearts now grinding some orbs on Bleach Brave Souls team
1916-1960s
There's worse things I could be doing
whos that then lass?
what did you study?
you have two orbs between your legs
ankle bracelet with closed toe heels is just wrong
Russians are the most hated people in the world. There is no other group that gets so much hatred from both the left and the right at the same time.
mental how there's freaks here who really don't recognize celebrities
I did Economics but my tranny friends did CS and Maths
Why are you talking to me you little freak I’m not talking to you am I
Yeah that’s true tbf
video unavailable? :(
Indians?
i am going to fix the morals of Britain with my bahrain bakery confectioneries shop and there will be no more trooning outs
GIVE HIM SOME TUNA RIGHT NOW YOU FUCK
He was posting here earlier so I added him in Discord. I thought it was a gimmick and didn't expect there to actually be an account with that name but there was and we got talking. Nice guy.
I’m not talking to you am I
You are now. You better watch yourself. I'm not someone you want to cross.
Mad how 80% of my life is just Ls
Only 20% of the time have I won at anything and that's probably an overestimation in many things
I lost the vast majority of the arguments, dates, investments, etc. I've ever had in my life
Just can't stop taking Ls, me
burgers always tryna disrupt the place
all i do is win, win, win no matter what
both the left and the right
meanwhile normal people with jobs and families don't care enough to hate Russians
Tonight's kino once the 50mg Edward strikes. I dont hold the noncing against Polanski
I haven’t been on /brit/ in a year or longer yet you’re still here. Amazing.
don't have any tattoos and don't care for them very much but I am dancing to this
should I get a tattoo?
Remember the episode of Red Dwarf with the android who visits people and asks them to justify their existence (have you really taken advantage of the gift of life, have you tried your best, have you explored your potential, etc), and if you can't then he erases you and replaces you with another person who could have been instead as if you never existed? Well he would delete me on sight there wouldn't even be a discussion, how would you fare?
sucks to be you
Russia hate is astrotrufed George Soros funded social programming
uma delicia...
if you did a lot then that would probably be sufficient
Russia couldve been a great country if their Tsar hadn't been a fucking spastic and if communism hadn't wrecked everything
Every night when I was 11 I would fall asleep listening to YG - My Nigga on my iPod
Russia sucks mate. Don’t cope with conspiracy noncense.
alone in bed wishing i had a gay bf to cuddle
Heil Hitler, Nigger.
how dare an android decide whose life is valuable or not they’re not god this is basically eugenics
Are you still playing pokemon pocket? I deleted it a couple days ago.
No hinge matches
Ghosted on tinder
Will never get a girlfriend again
I still miss my ex
I think it's time for me to embrace being a incel because Its been 2 years
I saw it.
Deleted it ages ago. The novelty very quickly wore off since I don't actually care about the TCG I just like the collecting aspect
WHY THIS?
WHY NOT THIS
youtube.com
?
dealerberg unresponsive, scraping together the remnants in my grinder
try pokeMMO its very fun and you can duel your friends/randoms
CS
of course...
can't find my other photo of dave wakeling and john hughes together :(
Russian I1.
Why were the Red Dwarf writers so autistic about there being no alien life while simultaneously just stretching sci-fi concepts and technology out to the point of it basically being magic? May as well of just had aliens too. But no everything had to be an android or a GELF. By the way I'm responding to myself haha just want some Red Dwarf discussion really.
Been procrastinating for 3 straight months now
I can’t stop
yeah that's why I ended up deleting it too since it seemed like I would never be able to keep up
very typical middle class white childhood
wish i could time travel
Indian.
I go to Hong Kong.
Worst thing about being this alone is I have no one to watch hockey or baseball with. Sadly none of you anons could join me in watching the red Sox on memorial day weekend
Get the tasks fulfilled.
Get the work done.
Get the distractions gone.
Get the life sorted.
Get my willard wanked.
Get the sleep earned.
what the heck
what are you procrastinating about
Formula One is like Nascar for Europeans.
So be a lie.
I hate Russians
Might try this
This thing I need to do in order to progress in my career and make more money
except people watch f1
Actually I am Irish.
I try to watch f1 when there’s no football on but it’s just so fucking boring I have no idea how people sit through an entire race
im British
Both are just the modern continuation of the ancient Indo-European tradition of chariot racing, going back to the Yamnaya culture of the steppes.
I could do this so easy look how easy that is I could be making money
made me thirsty for a Fosters for some reason
I want to fuck frida from abba
tbf its more boring now that it was 20 years ago
like everything its become souless
oh shut up you neeky gimp
Any cool k dramas going??
You hate whomever you are told to hate by George Soros. You have no thoughts if your own.
Soyboy just walked down the street talking on the telly like a vlogger from california. This country needs a Pol Pot type figure
Just seen a video of an ex drill rapper known for doing lots of scams who had fled the UK to Dubai and had his accounts frozen after legal issues but after getting them sorted returned to the UK and has become a youtuber talking about how chinese uni students in London are out of control criminals responsible for a lot of the sexual crimes and money laundering.
a black drill rapper complaining about foreign criminals
These are very strange times we live in
Considering buying a penis pump to help with my girth situation just not sure where I’d hide it since they’re quite big
*bumps into you and drops all my stuff* UUUHHH AHHHH! *gets extremely irrationally angry at you even though it was all my fault* BA BA HOWA NAH (korean language). well, that was our cutemeet.
Time for supper. I'm famished.
Let's be real.
I love a bit of supper in fact I love all food at all times
said it always, blacks will miss whitey when he's gone
Dubai is full of bare gang members now I can't lie
how come they behave over there but are monsters in the UK
dont they cause ed?
took a 5 hour nap
Fine.
break the law = death. it's very simple and it's all they respect and understand. bring the death penalty here for clear cut crimes and watch how quickly certain people stop committing them.
Is that a serious question you fucking mongoloid
That's it.
(´â—¡`)
It makes zero sense that criminal gang members can flee the UK and find peace and solace in Dubai
Have you seen Ewan Macgregor's motorcycle trip through Europe
I think there’s a chance it can happen but it’s a risk I’m willing to take to get rid of my pencil dick
Autobahn, baby.
what girth you got?
here's a rich ponce being a hedonist
fascinating television
Ireland it is.
I always thought actors would make jokes about their famous roles in real life, but Ewan Macgregor only makes one Star Wars joke in the whole show.
He holds out his hand and pretends to use the Force to open an automatic door.
That was the one and only Star Wars reference in the entire show.
He doesn't even mention it.
Need big suze to read my bed time stories
Help
can you dance like this?
youtube.com
3.8
girls with braces
There's an indian on my dick.
exactly what we need in a travel / motorcycle docu series
a monged out ewan mcgregor re-enacting his overdoes from trainspotting in the middle of highway in rural alaska
What?
Done that fool
you measuring right? like all the way round yeah?
Fine.
Honestly I wish I had a friend but I am such a unlikable person not even my parents liked me that's why I was abandoned and left to a old ass uncle
ewan mcgregor is a bastard
Yeah with a string then putting the string to a ruler
Blyat.
you mean 4.8 tho right? 3.8 is absurd
you arent measuring right
buy a tape measurer
Je detest le juif
Kick a man when he’s down why don’t ya
Not sure if im allowed to comment on that image.
Ok.
you arent measuring right
mong
Charley Boorman massages Ewan's shoulders after a hard day on the road, he lets out a whimper and mutters ' I haven't felt that good since Archie Gemmill scored against Holland in 1978...'
She wasn't an Indian, she was the Law
I’m not a retard mate.
The average is 4.59
Yes.
I fought the Indian, but the Indian won
great scene
but was bit weird when he said how kelly mcdonald wasnt actually 15 when they shot the film, but that he "wished she was" - whatever that means
I'm Ol Greg
Yeah.
If it wasn't for transphobia and mental health problems I'd be successful
do you encounter a lot of transphobia in daily life?
boohoo nigga
That’s right sweetheart
id you werent a tranny then youd have no mental health problems
I am not English.
Honestly I hate every aspect of myself so I am trying to change everything about myself
One I kill my old self and become my new self I will be happier
I like rusty spoons.
I saw it.
Kelly macdonald aged like a fine wine. Much more beautiful in boardwalk empire
What?
MOI CHILDREN
dont tan as much as i did when i was a wee boy
wish i was darker
women like that i hear
My first name is Ronald but, let me make this clear, my last name is not McDonald
Do your homework.
my brother's name is Ronald. my name is Conald
Thing is I see myself as a ugly rat creature that deserves death. Once I change my appearance I will change my personality then every aspect myself until I am the man I can say is good
I found out that people from Northern England pronounce the uh sound as like almost an oh sound. Not exactly but sort of.
When they say rust it almost sounds like rost.
Aryan
alri ronniedinho
The fuckery.
Ngl lads We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children
t. slytherin
PETERSON, CONALD
use to be a staunch brunette man me, but I think I've accidentally been radicalised into wanting blonde women now
Sorry.
I mean what is there to love about me? I literally have nothing j like about myself
you didn't follow proto buddy, yerr dunn
No cuz people don't realise I'm trans they assume I'm a cis girl
Grow up
then where do you suffer transphoba
Dance
I only ever leave my room to lift weights and go to work. I can't afford anything else
fifa street, better than fifa
What’s a good streamer to start getting into political streams with? Hasan, Destiny or Asmingold?
I will fuck her in the balcony.
On /Brit/ and having to read about the transphobia that's deeply rooted in society
Take my character.
just avoid those places then
Fuentes is not bad
Theoratically authentic.
Vox Day
so I got a warning for reporting the egyptian flag spambot
thanks janny you fucking retard!
Bro!
Can't because I'm a central figure to /Brit/. In fact since Spaino's absence I've become our de facto leader.
I don't bother with politics so I don't know, sorry
no one likes you
Worth it.
Have yet to hear a good argument against national socialism
never ever received a warning for a "false report"
even on posts that don't break the rules but I've reported anyway out of spite
Out of Balcony.
same boring faggot person
also a janny
makes half the posts on /brit/ and yet no one likes him
not one person
Got a sore throat from doing karaoke in the kitchen earlier team
^.^
That's it.
Wasn't Stalin a national socialist?
I know he wasn't called that but the whole schism between Stalin and Trotsky was that Stalin wanted socialism in one country, whereas Trotsky wanted international global socialism.
Wasn't Stalin like Hitler then
I dont want to live in a world without black people
Sal fingers LOL
yeah well the pissy faggot spammer janny freak here (whose entire life revolves around /brit/) doesn't like me reporting his posts so he's trying to get me banned LOL
I dont want to live in a world without black people
Lacing these other americans with fent
Save her.
ok that one I misread but it doesn't matter
it doesn't matter if I get a three day ban because I'm not going to be here tomorrow anyway
Francis Parker Yockey was the only right winger who was against the Vietnam war.
Being anti-war was considered left wing back then.
the communist anthem is litterally named "l'internationale"
their allegiance is to the party, not the naiton
I think I know what I am doing.
The Vietnam war was... good.
I live here
Look.
The psuedoscience of the jew Einstein has been debunked time and time again yet still it is the consensus for some reason
I am not Scandinavian.
before you leap
I suspect that you are being ironic in some way, but actually what you said is legitimately true even if you don't mean it.
how can anyone look at this map and have the audacity not to assume that Great Britain is the protagonist ?
yes, it humbled americans
Sure.
U for real son? C'mon now
Der Germane.
Listening to zesty music and twerking with the smelly incel bedroom curtains shut
Come on.
Trotsky was ugly.
Stalin was ugly too but he was less gay looking than Trotsky.
... better not be calling ABBA zesty
what kind of phone case should I get?
it looks like the easy difficulty starting point
There.
Another day of failing to clean my cum-stained bed, I will have to sleep in it and think about what I've not done
wonder how much incest there is in my family tree
Bitte!
I miss Toby
Vladimir.
*turns the lights out on /brit/ forever*
Jew
*signs the camp david accords*
Shit.
only easy if you already have the strength to defend it. britain's early history is basically a succession of invasions culminating with the normans
Haha