/brit/

friends 'dish

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ew

Uggos

looksmatched in all time periods

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short one is bogged to hell and back

yo soy un hombre sincero

uh yeah like I just asked before I was RUDELY newcucked, can someone please explain the egypt lads gimmick to me because I really don't get it

More men have shagged these two than died at the Somme

Barry is actually a really nice guy. Turns out we've known each other for years speaking on here

might open a greggs franchise in manama

What are the means of production in the post-industrial HR roastie economy? Economy has been based on black magic for more than half a century.

you are actually really a guy

he is dumb and says useless stuff and replies with a lot filter words like ummm and uhhh

he is actually really barry

yhe binble

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bidibeeboop bidibeebop

hags

LETS GO
DR CONGO
LETS GO

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Reading about the treatment of White Russins in China.
All got forced into prostitution and hooked on heroin by the Japanese and whoever was left got deported to Soviet gulags.
It's a cruel, callous world

I wish the milkman would deliver more milk

barry mentioned

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imagine mismatching your blush and lip this badly

Get your tabs organized.
A tab that doesn't need to be there, end it now.
I want that browser cleaned up. Now. I'm not messing around.

What time period

That’s what you’re up to at 1am
Where did it all go wrong mate

middle clicking on every link i see

Another one of my friends from Uni trooned out. Starting to wonder when the itch to cut off me goolies will hit me

Yeah how dare he read about history. He should be looking at pornography like a normal, healthy person.

doom scrolling and eating micro plastics

Im trying mate in a.bit I'll get to it

opened up a little tin of tuna to eat with my crackers and catberg heard the noise and thought I was going to feed him
what is he like haha

Beat Deep Jungle on Kingdom Hearts now grinding some orbs on Bleach Brave Souls team

1916-1960s

There's worse things I could be doing

whos that then lass?

what did you study?

you have two orbs between your legs

ankle bracelet with closed toe heels is just wrong

Russians are the most hated people in the world. There is no other group that gets so much hatred from both the left and the right at the same time.

mental how there's freaks here who really don't recognize celebrities

I did Economics but my tranny friends did CS and Maths

Why are you talking to me you little freak I’m not talking to you am I
Yeah that’s true tbf

video unavailable? :(

Indians?

i am going to fix the morals of Britain with my bahrain bakery confectioneries shop and there will be no more trooning outs

GIVE HIM SOME TUNA RIGHT NOW YOU FUCK

He was posting here earlier so I added him in Discord. I thought it was a gimmick and didn't expect there to actually be an account with that name but there was and we got talking. Nice guy.

I’m not talking to you am I

You are now. You better watch yourself. I'm not someone you want to cross.

Mad how 80% of my life is just Ls
Only 20% of the time have I won at anything and that's probably an overestimation in many things

I lost the vast majority of the arguments, dates, investments, etc. I've ever had in my life
Just can't stop taking Ls, me

burgers always tryna disrupt the place

all i do is win, win, win no matter what

both the left and the right

meanwhile normal people with jobs and families don't care enough to hate Russians

Tonight's kino once the 50mg Edward strikes. I dont hold the noncing against Polanski

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I haven’t been on /brit/ in a year or longer yet you’re still here. Amazing.

don't have any tattoos and don't care for them very much but I am dancing to this
should I get a tattoo?

Remember the episode of Red Dwarf with the android who visits people and asks them to justify their existence (have you really taken advantage of the gift of life, have you tried your best, have you explored your potential, etc), and if you can't then he erases you and replaces you with another person who could have been instead as if you never existed? Well he would delete me on sight there wouldn't even be a discussion, how would you fare?

sucks to be you

Russia hate is astrotrufed George Soros funded social programming

uma delicia...

if you did a lot then that would probably be sufficient

Russia couldve been a great country if their Tsar hadn't been a fucking spastic and if communism hadn't wrecked everything

Every night when I was 11 I would fall asleep listening to YG - My Nigga on my iPod

Russia sucks mate. Don’t cope with conspiracy noncense.

alone in bed wishing i had a gay bf to cuddle

Heil Hitler, Nigger.

how dare an android decide whose life is valuable or not they’re not god this is basically eugenics

Are you still playing pokemon pocket? I deleted it a couple days ago.

No hinge matches

Ghosted on tinder

Will never get a girlfriend again

I still miss my ex

I think it's time for me to embrace being a incel because Its been 2 years

I saw it.

Deleted it ages ago. The novelty very quickly wore off since I don't actually care about the TCG I just like the collecting aspect

dealerberg unresponsive, scraping together the remnants in my grinder

try pokeMMO its very fun and you can duel your friends/randoms

CS

of course...

can't find my other photo of dave wakeling and john hughes together :(

Russian I1.

Why were the Red Dwarf writers so autistic about there being no alien life while simultaneously just stretching sci-fi concepts and technology out to the point of it basically being magic? May as well of just had aliens too. But no everything had to be an android or a GELF. By the way I'm responding to myself haha just want some Red Dwarf discussion really.

Been procrastinating for 3 straight months now
I can’t stop

yeah that's why I ended up deleting it too since it seemed like I would never be able to keep up

very typical middle class white childhood

wish i could time travel

Indian.

I go to Hong Kong.

Worst thing about being this alone is I have no one to watch hockey or baseball with. Sadly none of you anons could join me in watching the red Sox on memorial day weekend

Get the tasks fulfilled.
Get the work done.
Get the distractions gone.
Get the life sorted.
Get my willard wanked.
Get the sleep earned.

what are you procrastinating about

Formula One is like Nascar for Europeans.

So be a lie.

I hate Russians

Might try this

This thing I need to do in order to progress in my career and make more money

except people watch f1

Actually I am Irish.

I try to watch f1 when there’s no football on but it’s just so fucking boring I have no idea how people sit through an entire race

im British

Both are just the modern continuation of the ancient Indo-European tradition of chariot racing, going back to the Yamnaya culture of the steppes.

I could do this so easy look how easy that is I could be making money

made me thirsty for a Fosters for some reason

I want to fuck frida from abba

tbf its more boring now that it was 20 years ago
like everything its become souless

oh shut up you neeky gimp

Any cool k dramas going??

You hate whomever you are told to hate by George Soros. You have no thoughts if your own.

Soyboy just walked down the street talking on the telly like a vlogger from california. This country needs a Pol Pot type figure

Just seen a video of an ex drill rapper known for doing lots of scams who had fled the UK to Dubai and had his accounts frozen after legal issues but after getting them sorted returned to the UK and has become a youtuber talking about how chinese uni students in London are out of control criminals responsible for a lot of the sexual crimes and money laundering.

a black drill rapper complaining about foreign criminals
These are very strange times we live in

Considering buying a penis pump to help with my girth situation just not sure where I’d hide it since they’re quite big

*bumps into you and drops all my stuff* UUUHHH AHHHH! *gets extremely irrationally angry at you even though it was all my fault* BA BA HOWA NAH (korean language). well, that was our cutemeet.

Time for supper. I'm famished.

Let's be real.

I love a bit of supper in fact I love all food at all times

said it always, blacks will miss whitey when he's gone

Dubai is full of bare gang members now I can't lie

how come they behave over there but are monsters in the UK

dont they cause ed?

took a 5 hour nap

Fine.

break the law = death. it's very simple and it's all they respect and understand. bring the death penalty here for clear cut crimes and watch how quickly certain people stop committing them.

Is that a serious question you fucking mongoloid

That's it.

(´â—¡`)

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It makes zero sense that criminal gang members can flee the UK and find peace and solace in Dubai

Have you seen Ewan Macgregor's motorcycle trip through Europe

I think there’s a chance it can happen but it’s a risk I’m willing to take to get rid of my pencil dick

Autobahn, baby.

what girth you got?

here's a rich ponce being a hedonist

fascinating television

Ireland it is.

I always thought actors would make jokes about their famous roles in real life, but Ewan Macgregor only makes one Star Wars joke in the whole show.
He holds out his hand and pretends to use the Force to open an automatic door.
That was the one and only Star Wars reference in the entire show.
He doesn't even mention it.

Need big suze to read my bed time stories

Help

3.8

girls with braces

There's an indian on my dick.

exactly what we need in a travel / motorcycle docu series
a monged out ewan mcgregor re-enacting his overdoes from trainspotting in the middle of highway in rural alaska

What?

Done that fool

you measuring right? like all the way round yeah?

Fine.

Honestly I wish I had a friend but I am such a unlikable person not even my parents liked me that's why I was abandoned and left to a old ass uncle

ewan mcgregor is a bastard

Yeah with a string then putting the string to a ruler

Blyat.

you mean 4.8 tho right? 3.8 is absurd
you arent measuring right
buy a tape measurer

Je detest le juif

Kick a man when he’s down why don’t ya

Not sure if im allowed to comment on that image.

Ok.

you arent measuring right
mong

Charley Boorman massages Ewan's shoulders after a hard day on the road, he lets out a whimper and mutters ' I haven't felt that good since Archie Gemmill scored against Holland in 1978...'

She wasn't an Indian, she was the Law

I’m not a retard mate.
The average is 4.59

Yes.

I fought the Indian, but the Indian won

great scene
but was bit weird when he said how kelly mcdonald wasnt actually 15 when they shot the film, but that he "wished she was" - whatever that means

I'm Ol Greg

Yeah.

If it wasn't for transphobia and mental health problems I'd be successful

do you encounter a lot of transphobia in daily life?

boohoo nigga

That’s right sweetheart

id you werent a tranny then youd have no mental health problems

I am not English.

Honestly I hate every aspect of myself so I am trying to change everything about myself

One I kill my old self and become my new self I will be happier

I like rusty spoons.

I saw it.

Kelly macdonald aged like a fine wine. Much more beautiful in boardwalk empire

What?

MOI CHILDREN

dont tan as much as i did when i was a wee boy
wish i was darker
women like that i hear

My first name is Ronald but, let me make this clear, my last name is not McDonald

Do your homework.

my brother's name is Ronald. my name is Conald

Thing is I see myself as a ugly rat creature that deserves death. Once I change my appearance I will change my personality then every aspect myself until I am the man I can say is good

I found out that people from Northern England pronounce the uh sound as like almost an oh sound. Not exactly but sort of.
When they say rust it almost sounds like rost.

Aryan

alri ronniedinho

The fuckery.

t. slytherin

PETERSON, CONALD

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use to be a staunch brunette man me, but I think I've accidentally been radicalised into wanting blonde women now

Sorry.

I mean what is there to love about me? I literally have nothing j like about myself

you didn't follow proto buddy, yerr dunn

No cuz people don't realise I'm trans they assume I'm a cis girl

Grow up

then where do you suffer transphoba

Dance

I only ever leave my room to lift weights and go to work. I can't afford anything else

fifa street, better than fifa

What’s a good streamer to start getting into political streams with? Hasan, Destiny or Asmingold?

I will fuck her in the balcony.

On /Brit/ and having to read about the transphobia that's deeply rooted in society

Take my character.

just avoid those places then

Fuentes is not bad

Theoratically authentic.

Vox Day

so I got a warning for reporting the egyptian flag spambot
thanks janny you fucking retard!

Bro!

Can't because I'm a central figure to /Brit/. In fact since Spaino's absence I've become our de facto leader.

I don't bother with politics so I don't know, sorry

no one likes you

Worth it.

Have yet to hear a good argument against national socialism

never ever received a warning for a "false report"
even on posts that don't break the rules but I've reported anyway out of spite

Out of Balcony.

same boring faggot person
also a janny
makes half the posts on /brit/ and yet no one likes him
not one person

Got a sore throat from doing karaoke in the kitchen earlier team

^.^

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That's it.

Wasn't Stalin a national socialist?
I know he wasn't called that but the whole schism between Stalin and Trotsky was that Stalin wanted socialism in one country, whereas Trotsky wanted international global socialism.
Wasn't Stalin like Hitler then

I dont want to live in a world without black people

Sal fingers LOL

yeah well the pissy faggot spammer janny freak here (whose entire life revolves around /brit/) doesn't like me reporting his posts so he's trying to get me banned LOL

I dont want to live in a world without black people

Lacing these other americans with fent

Save her.

ok that one I misread but it doesn't matter
it doesn't matter if I get a three day ban because I'm not going to be here tomorrow anyway

Francis Parker Yockey was the only right winger who was against the Vietnam war.
Being anti-war was considered left wing back then.

the communist anthem is litterally named "l'internationale"
their allegiance is to the party, not the naiton

I think I know what I am doing.

The Vietnam war was... good.

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Look.

The psuedoscience of the jew Einstein has been debunked time and time again yet still it is the consensus for some reason

I am not Scandinavian.

before you leap

I suspect that you are being ironic in some way, but actually what you said is legitimately true even if you don't mean it.

how can anyone look at this map and have the audacity not to assume that Great Britain is the protagonist ?

yes, it humbled americans

Sure.

U for real son? C'mon now

Der Germane.

Listening to zesty music and twerking with the smelly incel bedroom curtains shut

Come on.

Trotsky was ugly.
Stalin was ugly too but he was less gay looking than Trotsky.

... better not be calling ABBA zesty

what kind of phone case should I get?

it looks like the easy difficulty starting point

There.

Another day of failing to clean my cum-stained bed, I will have to sleep in it and think about what I've not done

wonder how much incest there is in my family tree

Bitte!

I miss Toby

Vladimir.

*turns the lights out on /brit/ forever*

Jew

*signs the camp david accords*

Shit.

only easy if you already have the strength to defend it. britain's early history is basically a succession of invasions culminating with the normans

Haha