/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

filo boobas-edition
Shiori should have won subedition

1st

Hold up everyone, I got something to say

i understand that people cant handle my vibes so i keep to myself

i look like this

California is just a better version of Florida

childhood friend

got more kissu

isnt a dumb gyaru

she only lost in the manga because the mangaka wrote her out

Made a thread

NHH
hate this fuckin faggot

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Good edition

gyaru

sexier

No boring personality

Wins everytime

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Worst major city in /cum/?

damn right

As a Floridian I kneel

How major are we talking?

Denver is truly the most sovless city which is crazy because Colorado is beautiful

no boring personality

sorry you cant appreciate love, brainlet

Springfield massachusetts
gary indiana
Los angeles
Dunsmiere, CA
Toronto
Reno
redding CA
stockton CA
Oakland
newark NJ

Redding isn't bad

redding is a truck stop shithole thats on the surface of the sun

Gyaru supremacy

never been there, but why Reno specifically?

Paid a camwhore to rate my dick and she said it was nice. I think I'm gonna make it bros

farting BIGLY tonight

its vegas jr with none of the charm and more homeless, plus the most white trash chain smoking boomers collecting their SS and immediately blowing it on slots while wearing biker jackets and wife beaters

thats on the surface of the sun

Oh ok so you're a pussy

I stayed overnight on the way up 5 to oregon and it was 84 fucking degrees in the middle of the night and 109 when we left. Fuck you and fuck redding

bros I hate the east coast is the west coast any different or is it the same shit?

manic pixie girl who likes the nerd because..his le penis

manic pixie girl who dresses like a hooker

the town bike of nagatoro

pink cow

disgusting

hello

Gyaru supremacy

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shut the fuck up

If you go into Home Depot crying they won’t let you buy rope

I want to be hit in the head with an exploding hammer. With a big hammer flaming and it’s on fire. It caused me to explode in the head with a hammer.

Don't fucking speak to her that way

Fine.

milady... i'm sorry

west coast is different, aesthetically a bit nicer but the people are 10x worse.

do followers of Christ in the west really believe that helping jews
will make a super natural figure appear to kill all the non Christians?

irl gyarus are kinda gross.
manga/anime gyarus are cool though.

watching anime

I know the jews arent spying on me because my targeted ads suck

Shant be responding to bot posts fishing for data to hone their AI.

ntma

Do you know how big this is?

at least for the churches that i grew up in, there was never any discussion about modern jews or modern israel. just the jews/israel as they existed 2000 years ago. i think the people you are describing do legitimately exist but they're a very small fringe group.

Me too

she better arms than me

grim

any girls here want to be my gf?

wow this is exactly how girls act and isnt pure fantasy cope at all!

women do this if they want to fuck you

Being asked to sit down isn't that fantastical

yeah but that's probably not saying much

it is how girls act, it's just fantasy for you.

Sent that freak flying

do people who post Shitter links not realize they're inaccessible to people without a Shitter account? do they actually think any self-respecting Anon would have a Shitter account in the first place?

terminally online zoomies need to check themselves.

You ever just google random people from your past

I haven't seen Dandadan but that gilf is way hotter than the main girl

Then leave it.

stop spamming twitter links you fucking dork

I did this once and they had an IG account that was called something like "I know who you are" and it was creepy because it felt like they knew I was looking them up

theres a lot of good anime this season

instagram was literally created by a Brazilian jew and sold to an American jew who bought it. You are hooked on Jewish poison.

Ben Franklin invented the Sybian

I used to do it about once a year just to see how folks from middle school/high school were doing, but eventually stopped. It never made me want to reconnect, it either made me sad that their life wasn't going that great, or sad that they were doing so much better than I was.

Get this Mexcrement out of here and tell him to take this faggot Egyptian with him too

I see you

Ruin.

Mexcrement

fucking pwned

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I don't even regularly use it, I just happened to find a childhood friend's account on there when I googled their name

I am become death, destroyer of quesadillas

My local supermarket stopped stocking my preferred deodorant so now I have to stick hunt or buy it online.
I got a different brand, wish my pits luck.

Where's iceland??????????

Drove home from work crying listening to this and how its sparse lyrics relate to my life, realizing I've missed so many fundamental aspects of development (forming relationships, learning something deeply, even small things like going on a flight or renting a hotel on my own) and that it's too late for me to become a normal person
youtu.be/wRCzchqOSxk?si=JX5-WK5Crj8iSl9c

How are your farts this evening? I spent the whole day eating beef jerky and shooting my guns, came home and ate a massive salad with a burger, now I'm onto Jagermeister and I've gotta say the toots are QUITE PUNGENT INDEED.

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Soda gives me terrible gas

Drove home from work crying

how old are you?

Poop

become a normal person

Consider yourself a unique and exceptional specimen, untainted by the typical control group. You will be well prepared for the coming struggles, unburdened by the weight of a normal person's psyche.

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drove home from work crying

crying to Muse

This dude is 13 years old!

what the hell even is buffalo sauce

Please come now, I think I'm falling
I'm holding on to all I think is safe

Idk if you've seen the movie Melancholia but what you said is basically its message, that depressed and lonely people are more prepared for global tragedy

Yeah.

Nasty

it's just Frank's Red Hot. only the dumbest of the dumb people call it buffalo sauce, make sure you never do this or else brand yourself a fool.

Hopefully he fucked off and died

HOOOOOOOOOLD ME NOOOOWWWW I'M SIX FEET FROM THE EDGE AND I'M THINKIN'!!!

MAYBE SIX FEET AIN'T SO FAAAAAARRR DOWN!!!

Stfu. Son of a bitch.

I CRIED OUT HEAVEN SAVE MEEEEEE BUT I'M DOWN TO ONE LAST BREATH
And with it, let me say,
LET ME SAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY

He is literally the best poster of this gay thread each and everyone of you are gays who suck on each other's dicks

Kanye normalized gay incest

I haven't seen it, I've just always know this to be true. The best leaders are always the reluctant ones, and the most resilient among us are those most unassuming.

The 5.11 beard oil guys with AR15s and 10,000 rounds of ammo will be dead in the first 6 months of a happening. The lonely Anon who subsists on ramen and diet coke will live a good 50 years after the bombs drop.

FREE LUIGI

FREE PALESTINE

FREE KASHMIR

it's too late for me to become a normal person

1. no such thing as normal. every single person on earth is weird or fucked up in their own way, and the opportunities that you had aren't necessarily the same that everyone else has.
2. never too late for any of that shit. hell you could book a flight or hotel room tonight for under $100. the only big question is: are you going to wallow in shit and just feel bad for yourself, or are you actually going to do something about it? not saying that it'll be easy, few things worth doing ever are, but taking control over your life is part of the path to adulthood.

Nah he's the worst

Kanye normalized being a cuck, which every western white man has inevitably become. This is what happens to him since he decided to date white girls. Every white girl wants to make their man a cuck.

how long did it take him to realize getting raped by his schizo cousin may have affected him mentally

No I can think of someone worse than him

captcha:WHAHT

Bet you're one of those guys who's music sounds like an industrial grinder full of glass to any normal person because anthony fantano told you black people say its cool

BLACK KWEENS FOREVER
SNOW BUNNIES NEVER

We should rename it /uma/ and kick Canada out in solidarity with Albertan independence

uses grok to argue his retarded politics

yeah no

I say this (I'm white)

that one liberal vote? me.

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I refuse to believe this I study, work, sleep well, eat clean and exercise every fucking day for a cute and young white wife and girl

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I was mostly joking, anyone can live whatever music they please
I do listen to some shoegaze which sounds like a vacuum cleaner, but only because I like it! I don't watch Fantano

29

Also turning off the road I was in the headlights of a guy eating mcdonalds in a parking lot so for 1 second he saw some guy sobbing between dipping his mcnuggets in bbq sauce

YOU ARE BRAZILIAN

everyone thinks kanye is a mentally ill freak though

I have the ceiling fan and the standing fan both on because it's so hot tonight
Summer has officially begun

Pockets on Shrek, rockets on deck
Maybe its because your boy yeezy get ass a lot

fantano is the biggest sell-out cocksucker alive

We're kind of relying on each other to not go suicidal homicide mode

What about the AC, babe?

Idubbbz isn't dead yet

We've moved the chicks to their heated pen

RICH CORINTHIAN LEATHER

haven't heard anything about him in years, what happened?

Too expensive to turn on every day, and most days we don't need it since in SoCal which has a mild climate except for like 3 weeks of the year when it gets super hot

France actually has the worst posters on Anon Babble, I've literally never seen a single quality post made by a Franceposter.

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she's attractive but looks uncanny to me, i wouldn't wife

sexo with puta

why are the baby versions of animals so cute, are we hardwired to want to care for them or something? when i see a little chick or a kitten or something i just want to help it and keep it safe and give it food.

pani poni dash isnt funny

Things I like to do

Post online

Argue online

Watch tv

Incel walk

Jerk off

Be racist

Play rocket league

Still, the bundazillian migrants owe me sex

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I'll apply this every day in my fucking life I'm fucking done with womeny

you're still fairly young

Like deep connection

Shes talking about raw pussy sex

Fuck.

Sounds like a boring parda from the favela you'll never fuck a german girl from the south

If they weren't cute, we (and all other animal mothers) wouldn't be as motivated to raise them because babies (and puppies, kittens, chicks, etc) are all extremely high maintenance and annoying outside of their cuteness.
I actually don't know how scientifically true that is but I read it somewhere once and it makes sense.

no youtube, I dont give even an iota of a shit about the met gala

that's how i interpret "my love language is touch".

Women disgust me

I can't get my dick up. I can't stop fantasizing about having sex with 18-19 year old women, but my dick won't come up.

that's correct
also look out for "my love language is gifts" which means she wants a sugar daddy to marry for a divorce settlement

Non-white women disgust me

but why are we attracted to the cuteness in the first place? like it produces some dopamine release automatically, it's so weird. even just the sound of a human baby crying puts us on high alert and we need to find the source to make sure it's alright. i don't even have kids and this is a normal reaction. i think people who don't have it might be psychopaths.

I'd like to live in a society where people have sex extremely freely, basically as normal as giving someone a hug

Just jerk off you sad fuck

I can't. Trump blocked porn in my state and it's all because of you. You are a fucking nazi.

Night clubs, country bar

Into the trash

can someone get the brazilian with a us flag to stop spamming?

Like, on the sidewalk in the middle of a busy city?

Yeah as long as they were attractive. That's a other thing, everyone has to be at least decently attractive

No. Like in your sister's bedroom.

This is definitely something that we've evolved to instinctually react to

Also only white and asian people are allowed in this society

This is the kind of woman who will love cucking you

no hot MENA babes

Why?

We can have the white mena like Italians and greeks

and asian people

t. Zhang from chinatown

Peace Walker is my favorite MGS game. It also holds the distinction of being the first video game to ever make me cry.

MENA stands for "Middle East/North Africa".
Italy and Greece are not in those regions

This nigga crying

Why are all the pedo teachers and dog fuckers usually above average attractiveness

Because the ugly ones don't go viral

Open your legs.

I want American friends
You become my friends
Thank you
Best regards

The darkest mediterraneans look like the whitest mena, so its perfect

SEX SEX SEX SEX

Nevermind that post, we gave in and just turned the ac on

shes italian, ika_d'aura or something on Instagram

jfc women live life on easymode

for a guy to be in that exact situation he'd have to be part of the 0.0001% uber rich families or he'd have to be 50 and filthy rich

imagine just being born hot with giant tits and getting to cruise around on a luxury yacht in the med sea

Fair point.
Fuck you
Sexxxxooooooooooooooo

My high school had 4 teachers fired while I was there for:
A male teacher tracking down his students address and sending them birthday cards (he was also creepy and would hit on girls in class and this was just the final straw)

A female teacher sleeping with a former student after he graduated

A female teacher sleeping with a current student (this made the news, she was ugly though)

A male teacher giving a student a wedgie

she would bake me tiramisú and suck my dick

A female teacher sleeping with a former student after he graduated

idk how that could be grounds for termination

Good morning Japanese friend.
How are you today?
I live in California, today it was very hot and sunny, but it was still pleasant. I spent most of it playing Okami on PC.
ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/大神_(ゲーム)

I agree, it was ridiculously unfair. The age gap was like 3 or 4 years, two consenting adults.

I live in California

Welcome friend

which school did you attend and what did you study?

California stinky

I want to visit Japan and spend all of my money on food and just engorge myself for 3 weeks straight

ucla
phd in mechanical engineering and physics
It was pretty tough but got all A's

a UC

Mr smarty rich pants over here

sorry about that, but at least you have 49 other states that suck less.

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phd in mechanical engineering and physics

I want to experience what a hot and young white Japanese pussy feels like

We only had one for marijuana possession. He was the baseball coach and worked with sped kids

About to have sex with a girl

I don't think I ever had a teacher fired. The closest was several going away on maternity leave. After I graduated I think there were rumors of a male teacher leaving because of how he treated female students, but I as far as I know they were just rumors.
We had several students die though. One from cancer, one from car accident, one from a murder (dad killed the family then himself), plus a handful of others that I don't remember the details for.

no you're not don't lie

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Is she white?

brown puta sex

A male teacher giving a student a wedgie

Geek BTFO

remember when that dude called mexicans "mexcrement" and everyone laughed? just remember it and laughed again

three cigarettes left ngl

Have fun
Be safe

How are my canadianiggers?

celebrities should have onlyfans

about to shit liquid again

I don't have the heart to be mean to Mexicans. Half of my team at work are Mexican (work online, not in-person) and they're all very qualified and kind and skilled.

How old is she?

Old enough to consent to me inserting my gargantuan dick up her fucking pussy

i'd cum on her face but not inside her pussy she doesn't deserve a white man's cum how about you thank you

Shit.

stop appropriating american culture. clapping is our thing.

Are you a Mexican or a Mexican't?

Why does janny allow the egyptian bot to flood the threads? Just asking, definitely not complaining about Anon Babble or its policies, moderation, etc.

good luck

more like good fuck

Good luck.

Its crazy how people were gambling on the conclave

jannies are trannies
who force agendas

Write.

I bet $1,000 they will keep raping kids.

I'm $1,000 richer today.

people will gamble just to gamble. the [thing] to gamble on is irrelevant.

noticed the majority of tranny chasers are either dyel or obese

why is this?

two cigarettes left 2bh

Real gym chads are chubby chasers not tranny chasers

oh these?
my boobies?
my massive fucking titties?
my super stuffed-up milkies?
my honger bonger doinky boinkys?

let's make the gears out of plastic

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tfw jews use women to destroy men in the west

explains a lot

I cant even think about how grim life is going to be in 3-5 years with all the dystopian AI shit that is going to be present in our daily lives

cyberpunk warfare will be the new front. literal gait-modifiers, face masks, voice modulators, etc. will be the norm for people who refuse to be tracked and measured by faggot ass AI.

expect to see it getting destroyed too, like 5G towers.

local man destroys 12 self-checkouts with a sledgehammer as wagies run for cover

dems really tricked leftist retards into believing they will tax billionaires

how do they do it?

tfw no gf

At least you're not a cuck

having a "gf" in 2025

majority of time the man is a beta provider

and a cuck

need a white bitch

need a brazilian bitch

tfw not a cuck

This would actually be the most kino ending. A real purpose and cause.

AI is something you use for convenience, most people won't abuse it

they are already doing this in china to fool facial recognition cameras they're installing everywhere.

good luck finding a bosslady wife to earn 300k for you while you sit at home in your jammies.

That's not what he meant. He means that every white girl wants to sexually and financially exploit their man and are just not loyal.

Alright everyone find a seat, I'm going to take attendance.

*sits in the back row*
*lights a J*

I want to bury my penis in nicki minaj's ass

co-worker hasn't been sick in 8 years

finally gets sick and doesn't show up for work

dies

i skimmed the thread and you guys are really seething about this egyptian flag but doing apologetics for mexicans
yall sink yourselves low
also this thread is fun

really makes you think...

It really does

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very loud thunderstorm rn

were they close to retirement age at least?
maybe it was a suicide or there was an accident

its 5:00 am on a sunday, what are you doing here nigga?

I used to be terrified of Tstorms, supposedly I inherited it from my grandma. Got me into watching the weather channel all the time, which I guess got me hooked on meteorology

What was he sick of?

tomorrow I will workout for like an hour so I can eat like a fatass, thats the plan yeah

We don't quite know what killed him yet
He was in his fifties
I work nightshifts

haaaa
kinda feel like life has been a string of disappointments lately
one rejection after another
i didnt really do anything today besides discord and 4chins
i was waiting for a date for so long and prepared months but it turned out to be a bust
mistakes regrets but time marches on

alright, time for bed.
don't forget to get your 8 hours of sleep to be healthy anons.
good night.

Good night!

waiting months for a date

Can't imagine a scenario where I would do this
I consider it over if it takes more than 2 weeks to get a date with a girl

had nothing to do with a fuarking woman
date as in calendar date

2 weeks texting with a girl to convince her to go on a date

I’d rather be an incel thank you