a product of modern society-edition
/cum/ Canada USA Mexico
drinking milk
Why do poor people burden themselves with pets? Are they retarded subhumans?
theres a homeless guy down the street banging on what I can only assume is a steel pulldown wall
go give him a little kiss
Posting from my ip range has been blocked due to abuse
What the fuck jantards
I've seen more homeless brazenly walk in to traffic with arms extended outwards, issuing challenges to the vehicles
start new job
hear there's a couple guys in their 70s still doing this because they're bored or something (place pays full pension so they didn't need to work)
meet one of them
next day hear he had a heart attack in the office earlier and is dead, obit posted, funeral scheduled, carpet cleaned because I guess there was a bit of a mess
Disney is rebooting X Men
you gotta have something
interesting
I certainly wont be watching it
same reasons thirdies who cant feed the kids they already have coom into their wives and refuse to use birth control
theyre retarded
the last superhero movie I saw on release was iron man 1
just because they're not white men? you are a fucking nazi
Trump won't let them not have white men
The first X Men movie had plenty of non-white people
The media just warps the publics perception of things
It's not mud brown it's snow white
the masculine urge to shotgun 3 glasses of milk
Im not ngl, NHH is stuck in my head. Kanye still has the magic. Unfortunate that they're basically putting him in nitrous stasis until Spic Fuentes decides it's time to use him like some sort of golem.
milk
you're a white supremacist and a nazi
1 ciggy left
but I'm literally jewish
Cosby is the best song he's made in a while
how is it already midnight wtf
Those don't count because they were 8 years old when they saw them. The woke started when they turned 25.
We call them breasts instead of udders to humanize women
I call them tittays
Right I just got older, it's just me. Its not black characters transforming from Carl Weathers in Predator and Danny Glover in Lethal Weapon into the black panther retards telling the white character "sit down and shut up, colonizer"
It's just me
personally, I call them milkers, bazongas, or breastsesses
Nunga nungas
the best breast is the one that's undressed
I just say tits or boobs or breasts, would never say any of this other cringe shit irl.
pussy
Booberinos
Have you ever squeezed some fair skinned boobies/tits? Have you ever carassed a hairy blonde pink pussy?
Is that an actual line from the movie
Just beat Okami for the first time.
Why you drink milk every night t. Hanks
I'm reading the original 1960's X-Man storyline myself
What did she do to deserve that?
Is there a lot of liberal propaganda
You should read do androids dream of electric sheep instead
None yet. Magneto hasn't even been established as a holocaust survivor yet
It would be so epic if i had a massive scar on my face
Id look like a scary villian
Why don't more incels scary-maxx? Just mutilate your face
Stop trying to get us to hurt ourselves
Everyone would respect and fear you
Do it now!
reminder that scott summers never did anything wrong and Jean is a fucking whore
don't know what keeps me going
Wish I had the balls to end myself
I don't wear a seatbelt tho so I like to think there's a possibility
I recently started buying Broncos from a Cuban store, just $4 a pack, same as Marlboro
Don't kill yourself it makes god seethe
damn /cum/ be dead as fuck
Some of us get sleep
goodnight /cum/
Made some charcoal and stockpiled some wood. Need to move to a new base soon, I have nowhere to put my enchanting table in the church base.
There are some frozen peaks nearby, might go there and build a stone brick castle.
THANK YOU FOR BEIN A FRIEND
DOWN THE ROAD AND BACK AGAAAAIIINN
Your heart is true,
you're a pal and a confidant.
AND IF YOU THREW A PARTYYYYYY
INVIIIITED EVERYONE AROOOUUUNNDDD
You would see the biggest gift would be from me
and the card attached would SAYYYYYY
THANK YOU FOR BEIN A FRIEND
THANK YOU FOR BEIN A FRIEND
I called up my loved ones
I called up the Muslims
Said I'm about to go dumb
Said I'm about to go numb
Set the new tone on em
Set the nuke off on em
I taste coke but no rum
I taste coke on her tongue
Butthoke penis
WE ARE AMERICA, SECOND TO NONE AND WE OWN THE FINISH LINE
What if we all started namefagging
My name would be: Diarrhea Penis Straw
No way thats my dads name
Is wanting a royal girlfriend too much????????
I want to play Backgammon tomorrow.
Play it with ur mum
Anybody else been drinking for 15 hours?
breed
What's the difference between a pizza and a black man?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
How long does it take a black woman to take a shit?
Nine months.
Why don't black people give their kids Tootsie rolls?
They don't want them to eat their fingers.
Not nice!
How do you stop a black man from cashing his welfare check?
Hide it in his work shoes.
I might.
yes i saw bp in theaters and took another step on the path to chuddery
how's that one line go
Bad post
Its mother day bros
I got my mom perfume as a gift
It's milf appreciation day bros
you can't say that
I can if it's true, which it is
almost No Poop June
Sounds dangerous
Awebo
Cute!!
I saw a family of these when I visited Denali. A mom, a dad, and several chicks which looked like little puffballs
i say that
bad poast
I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them
Sam I am
Doing my gacha dailies
nice
We're watching a movie.
Post yourself as Ghibli, /cum/.
In kindergarten they gave us grilled ham with green dyed scrambled eggs to celebrate Dr. Seuss day.
I thought Americans had no culture
When I was in kindergarten we made a brain out of jello
gn
Dog won't stop smacking his lips
That was in 2006
I did use the internet back then, going on pbskids.org and whatever the Disney Channel website was called.
Then, I discovered cracked.com when I was 10 years old, and the rest is history
Sorry that's not really related I'm just rambling
In 4th grade we were tasked with baking a food creation in the shape of a cell. So like it had to have the cell wall/membrane, nucleus, mitochondria, etc.
Some kids got a bakery to do it for them and came in with some lame cupcakes, everyone made fun of them
Got locked out of my 15+ year old youtube account because sometime 10+ years ago I used a fake phone number and have no idea what it is and have no other way of "verifying" my account (even though the account has a recovery email attached to it)
Pwned!
Made it to Virginia
Virginia is for LOSERS
What about Ethan Klein
I think this video is a fan response to idubbz content cop on h3 but i dont know I havent watched it yet
both are faggots though
Interesting. I wonder what Destiny would say about this.
I can't fall asleep because the birds are fucking singing
Fat and has a lisp. Nose is a little suspicious.
America deserved 9/11. Death to all New Yorkers
I wonder what Destiny would say about this.
probably something like
"Cum in my beard daddy, baby hungry"
destiny
vaush
Ethan Klein
idubzz
asmon
hasan
This happened to me a few years ago. My favorites... gone.
queue for CS
no game
We need a global pandemic.
Cause happiness is more important than money o algo
Happiness is a warm gun.
My grade 10 socials teacher was a cunt who took the class way too seriously and she gave us one assignment which was to watch the royal wedding at 3 fucking AM on a school day and I was like fuck that. I failed that class. Fuck that teacher.
It was grade 11 actually.