The American Kestrel Edition
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Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating weightless
Coming home
posted a link no one will click award
many whores are very kind peopel
gonna order some za
Why is it shaped like a parrot
I pull more bitches than everyone in this gay thead combined
Why are you shaped like a parrot?
post body. NOW.
Going to a concert in a week.
toppings?
None of your goddamned fucking business motherfucker
They accidentally put mushrooms on my pizza last time and I had to pick them all off
Never heard of this topping before is it a new thing or something?
With whom? Your friends and your beautiful girlfriend?
I miss my dominican co worker Ramona Hernandez
pepperoni, olive, mushroom, double house marinara sauce, mozzarella and goat cheese
Pussy
Eat the mushrooms
They're good for you . I eat mushrooms straight out the can like Emperor Claudius
ok based
Anybody here ever open up an slr lens?
going to work out now, maybe cook some pasta later? what do you think chat? like subscribe
I like pepperoni and salami, light amount of the sauce
WOKE UP THIS MORNIN', GOT YOURSELF A GUN
YOUR MAMA ALWAYS SAID YOU'D BE THE CHOSEN ONE
SHE SAID, "YOU'RE ONE IN A MILLION, YOU GOT TO BURN TO SHINE"
BUT YOU WERE BORN UNDER A BAD SIGN WITH A BLUE MOON IN YOUR EYES
WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNIN' AND ALL THAT LOVE HAD GONE
YOUR PAPA NEVER TOLD YOU ABOUT RIGHT AND WRONG
HEY, BUT YOU'RE, BUT YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD, BABY
I BELIEVE THAT YOU'RE FEELIN' FINE, SHAME ABOUT IT
BORN UNDER A BAD SIGN WITH BLUE MOON IN YOUR EYES, SO SING IT NOW
no
Dick Van Dyke Dies of Stroke at 99
pussy van faggot
I ain't never been with a woman long enough for my boots to get old
We've been together so long now they both need re-soled
If I ever settle down you'd be my kind
And it's a good time for me to head on down the line
jason you didn't have to post this
What did he post? I can't see the picture
Damg
Pas got new shoes
Whenever you "predict" someone else's death it becomes your own death sentence
gay ass thread
kek brian got jannied quick
i'll take death at 99
You die gently of heart attack at107 surrounded by your family and getting a handjob from a busty nurse under the blanket telling war stories
Living past 65
Fan of torture are you?
thinking about those sandwiches from the sopranos. Theres also fat Italian guy on Tiktok that makes some amazing sandwiches goddam might need to make one myself
No they're gonna invent youth potions by 2040 so we'll be alright
reverse aging is around the corner
70 years old
Everything hurts
Nothing works
Can't even wip your own ass
In 17 different medications, each with their own side effect
Can't remember shit
Don't recognize your relatives
Don't know where you are
Nobody listens to you
Everyone assumes you're insane
Yeah id rather go at 60 and save everyone he trouble
Where's iceland???????????????????
Birb
The good guys won
One time I was in Value Village and there was some little kid screaming her head off on the other side of the store. She was really going on and on and the mom just didn't care so since I was in the books section and nobody was around me I shouted as loud as I could, "SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP" and that kid shut the fuck up fast I tell you what.
In honor of Mother's Day tomorrow, I'm gonna load up on Mommy ASMR videos and mommy fetish doujins
Northern europe
Hitler was wrong
Iceland isn't in Europe you jackass.
if you could convert high school social trauma into energy, that room could power New York for 100 years.
fuck you for desecrating such a holy office
Yes it is
Asserting dominance over female toddlers is cool o algo
Hitler was right
Trying to invade Russia was pretty retarded bro
Sorry, my actual mother was very cold to me growing up so that's why I have this fetish. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
gabagoool? ova here
OK god love you
You aren't Fernando, are you?
youtube.com
I got a speeding ticket while this was playing
I was giving those bastardi in /ita/ a hard time cuz they ignored my question
Yes I'm drunk, but politeness doesn't have working hours
How should schools and universities adapt to AI?
I think essays need to be cut down on and more presentations should be included in curriculum, so students have to defend their knowledge in front of the class rather than at home where they can use AI.
Tests should include long and short answer written portions.
What do you think?
Everybody sees you
Everybody looks and stares
Idc. I didn't go to university so i say everyone who did go should be raped
it really do be like this
Only if you're literally covered in poop or have an actually deformed face (not just ugly)
Or if you're really attractive like a Chad or most women
Well you went to high school, where students are cheating with AI too
and that's all they'll ever have the balls to do.
Just finished the tasty chicken burger and fries, now onto the salad because I'm a responsible adult.
I'm a lifelong Mommyfag but even In observe the fucking decencies.
My mother died when I was 8 and I've spent my life attracted to middle aged women to try to cure this insatiable desire I have to please my mother and gain her approval , but it'll never happen because she's long gone and none of these women are her yet im compelled to trudge on like Sisyphus, but I recognize that decency must hold out so I refrain from such blasphemies.
I'm sure she would very proud of you if she could see you now
I am moving from Miami to Pittsburgh because I am not sure if I could be a plumber in Florida
I hope you get banned
The dinner, sorry but partially eaten. I made it for mother’s day.
pidser arrived
Sorry, but I'm just not watching the sopranos
i think i'm the only non cringe person alive, i might be the only one that has ever existed even
Why do I sleep so much better in a tent after a day spent hiking outside, than I ever do in my bed at home?
Getting tired of my regular goy life.
You've made me cry, but I still thank you
don't cry sweetheart
tant de pluie tout a coup sur nos fronts
Meant for
that has naught to do with a desire for women who as every man knows are eager for it.
a cause des garcons
Pope is a white sox fan
A desire for women is normal and as natural as the wind. Placing them mentally in a motherly role is a kink, and kinks have no place in acceptable society.
Yes have your kink, everybody does , but observe the fucking decencies. Keep it to yourself
how about a little sum'in from your friends down at the Bada Bing club?
kinks have no place in acceptable society
Lmao get a load of this nerd
essays are gay and worthless anyway so this should be the opportunity to get rid of them
but universities are a cult instead it'll just be quietly assumed everyone is using AI even though it's officially not allowed
They don't . Thinking they do has got us to where we are now . Trannies, furries, all matter of degeneracy is becoming commonplace to the detriment of society.
Women are cuttteeee
t. has never lied
prove it
Some of the posts (most) are absolute shit.
Drunken sailor is such a good song
what are the good ones?
Source? And don't just post a picture of a "cute" woman. I want a real answer
Libtards need to stop dying on the immigration and tranny hill and instead focus on the rights absolutely retarded economic agenda and foreign policy
Libtards need to stop being literal fags lol
yeah i'm straight *posts a woman gay guys think straight guys like*
Today's zogslop
...who, though He existed in the form of God did not regard equality with God as something to be grasped, but emptied Himself, taking the form of a slave, assuming human likeness. And being found in appearance as a human, He humbled Himself and became obedient to the point of death—even death on a cross.
Let's just not even discuss it man omg
Yeah I had slopdonald's today too
it's actually insane that people pay money for this dogshit
filet o fish is based
fuhgginmoolanyans
Ironic that African-Americans have more awareness than Africans themselves because we worked harder to overcome their brutality.
You know it
Not worth the price however.
the only time I ever get fast food is if I'm eating with someone else or too busy to make actual food
Some brack peepo are just normal people you know.
You're prohecting, mon Ami (I know you're from Quebec cuz the French are gay)
one Filet O'Fish sandwich in Canada will set you back $6.29 CAD + 12% tax + environmental deposit fee + $0.50 CAD + environmental deposit for the bag
Very grim.
Super lightheaded from the heat
What if I'm not schizo and god actually is talking to me?
Actually I'm wrong a single Filet O'Fish is like $8 CAD.
That's why you need an objective moral worldview to temper/interpret what is being said
environmental deposit fee
a what now
only have 6 in savings
I have to wait a year before I can try being an apprentice again
I have to save up to 16k before I can move
I am single and miserable
I haven't had a girlfriend in 2 years
Everyone my age is already completing college and having careers
Well I am destined to be a incel loser all my life
His goes to my pointWithout objective morality all we got is fuckin chaos
Actually it's not a deposit it's just a fee. It's usually between $0.01 and $0.05 depending on its carbon footprint.
Jason deserves a swift kick in the nuts let's be real
he doesn't use 24 hour time
he lives on the west coast
ugh just...can you like...not?
I support mommydom kinks thoughbeit (preferably with a goth girl)
any gym people here?
how long will it take me to get from 60 pound curls per arm to 80 per arm?
10 cigarettes x 10 minutes
niggas who not had a job in 34 years be like uhm my phone has to be set to military time how else am I gonna tell if it's 6 am or 6 pm when I check the time???????????
So do I, as long as it's behind closed doors between consenting adults.
You go preaching the virtues of goth Mommydom on tv and throwing parades and society goes into a tailspin
i got your environmental deposit right here
yuck, I like my mommydoms to always try to be as pure and innocent as possible
The absolute worst feeling is having to shit REALLY BAD in public. Like oh my God I think I'm going to shit my pants right now bad.
That was published in 1963 and believe it or not that method still works today.
Stop trying to make me sympathize with your street shitting, paki jeet
down so bad i been using gas station drugs. I mean I have connections to be not doing gas station drugs but that would mean talking to someone I know which i prefer to avoid.
The houthis are the bravest people on planet earth
where's texass?
Get your shit together.
Yeah drug dealers are pretty bad people
true. thank you to the houthis for letting us know that there are still men on this planet
they sell drugs at gas stations?
can someone remind me what was the point of going to highschool for 18 years, 8 hours a day, 5 days a week sitting on a classroom all day everyday watching some fat fuck explain something completely useless on a white board
to teach you to conform to society
he went to highschool for 18 years
whats your favorite song from the 1910s
This guy gets it.
ok
yeah they really are
yes even in the deep south they do these days. Kratom, weed analogues, kava, etc. pretty much every gas station does due to legal gray areas. But the drugs they are selling are NOT the ones you wanna be doing lol.
real niggas greet people with "hows it going"
dis moi que tu m'aimes
why, whats wrong with them?
life is so sad
women
life is so beautiful
NTA but gas stations just aren't regulated like a dispensary would be, so they're selling shit like weed oil that isn't held to the same health regulations. Also, kratom is crazy addictive and is meant to be used to help ween heroin addicts off heroin but you can just buy it as a normal person
Rap rock revival incoming, I've heard a ton of people playing Limp Bizkit, Deftones, Linkin Park, Fort Minor, Cypress Hill, and Kid Rock lately.
Blessed zoomies embracing millennial culture.
clair de lune
well its usually mixed with all sorts of sketchy shit, sketchy processes, etc. Like weird barely legal shell companies with no transparency or accountability. You cant really be sure what you are actually getting. Many cases in the past of them causing deaths and it being discovered they were selling stuff laced with all sorts of weird obscure Chinese RCs which are not safe at all for consumption etc.
life is so niggery
I don't think spending 15 hours a day in my room on this site is really good for my health
who cares? this reality is cooked anyways just enjoy the decay at this point
I had no idea that gas stations sell drugs
deftones is good
I listened to them for the first time recently, There was no rapping in the album i listened to
Most of their stuff is really its own genre, but they do claim title to Rap Rock with stuff like this:
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KORN is another one that should not be overlooked.
korn is dog shit
the first 2 slipknot albums were good
POD is a guilty pleasure
POD is underrated, KORN is great, and Slipknot is actually overrated. They're normie-core but I do enjoy their normie-core singles.
say hi
Was out having dinner/drinks with my mother until a minute ago
IN ROME DO AS THE ROMANS DO - SAINT AUGUSTINE
Tranny
code orange is a newer nu-metal band that i really like
youtu.be
GOOOOOOOOOOT
THHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEE
do you have sex in your parents' house?
Canada is a turd world country
tom cotton wrote a book called "7 things you can't say about china"
I am going to write a book called "6 million things you can't say about israel"
marry a hippy bitch
I don't live with my parents so no, we have our own place
things are looking very grim
china is winning the trade war and russia is winning the ukraine war
Big ZOG L's
No offense but a lot of you have a head filled with nonsense
your parents know you are gay right?
banger
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
Yeah
Somehow I miss sunset
i'm not willing to die for this country
i hope you have a good weekend
Need more music that goes hard as fuck, WW3 is coming and my playlists need to be tight for wasting chink conscripts.
i'm willing to kill against this country
Thanks anon you too
Here infinite solitude is felt as the home of the Faustian soul. What is Valhalla? Valhalla is nowhere.
The longing for the woods, the mysterious compassion, the ineffable sense of forsakenness – it is all Faustian and only Faustian.
Every one of us knows it
had a nervous breakdown in Cadiz, Kentucky 4 years ago
the girl in the pink shirt and converse should have a white sexpat next to her.
nothing like visiting your grandmother with alzheimers and repeating the exact same questions and answers for 12 hours straight
Can't wait until my film comes back from development
Should be this week
alzheimers is worst than death but only for the people around them
Canadapunk
Sad how boomers completely surrendered Philadelphia, New York, Baltimore, DC, Chicago, Minneapolis, Trenton, Newark, Wilmington and more to the most hostile and despicable filth on the planet. All the foundational American cities have been systemically destroyed and our country will never recover
imagine being American, enjoying a cig and a beer on a sidewalk late at night under the warm glow of a McDonald's sign
and somehow you don't get your head caved in by a good boy who dindu nuffin or shot to death by some PTSD manlet cop
boomers
you mean jews
I wish I was hungry
if you think New york was some white utopia for anything other than a brief period in the early 1800's I have some bad news for you
Dr. David Duke just celebrated his 75th birthday
happy birthday to this incredible man who has dedicated his life to fighting the good fight against the enemies of the white race
Spinster hates trans people
the human species does as well
just got done with an 80 hour shift
wondering how to make money without working
just got done with an 80 hour shit
new york is run by a corrupt conservative cop. you have no idea how violent the repression was in those cities you named in the 60s
become a trans streamer
Become my transgender girlfriend and i can send you gifts
sports gambling
become a femboi and show your monke bussy
you couldn't pay me to spend a second in new york
Id pay you to stop posting here
they literally pay south americans to live there though
gonna be spending the whole summer playing mario kart
you fell for the chud propaganda
I've set up my wheel and pedals to play mkwii, its a lot of fun
I am here to protect you
boomers love their suburbs because they can peer out the window and call the police when a suspicious individual is rambling through the neighborhood. in a city they can't really do this.
I would have died for these two men
tomorrow is gym day, since I dont have lots of money to buy meat I will be eating aprox 3 cups of beans to hit my protein target, imagine the farts
bit gay
You still can
That is not gay in the slightest, but i would jave sucked or done whatever they needed of me.
I used to go ham in Double Dash back in the day
so glad that faggot polievere lost
definitely gay
NHH
double dash is overrated
Me too, but probably for different reasons. I'm an accelerationist, his victory would've only stalled the inevitable.
double dash is better than any other mario kart just like melee is better than any other smash
NHH
I do this with my grandfather
must see
youtube.com
DS is objectively peak mario kart, its not even open to debate
they shut down skype
who cares
Subspace emissary was kino, I don't care what anyone says. Played smash 64 and skipped Melee btw
Vomited in my trashcan last night and forgot about it whoops
looks similar to Olympic Village in Vancouver
Cool.
64 sucked ass tho. Melee was fun as hell, even if you're not a compfag who's afraid of showers
What is one way?
You're probably right, I played this and 7 back to back and I remember liking DS more
who tf even used Skype anymore? if you wanted free it was Zoom, if you worked for some ZOG corp you had MS Teams.
Nintendo spitting in competitive players face with the tripping mechanic in brawl
I will wipe my ass with a British flag later on.
you hate 64 because the slower movement meant you had to fight instead of dodge around until it dwindled to a 1v1.
Cool.
I hate 64 because there's absurdly long hitstun and the roster has horrible balance
64 is all one touch kills if you know what you're doing
Anon Babble is responsible for like half my faps
Ekekekekek
I think I have finished it brefore you.
actually makes me furious when i open something and it just floods with me with little pop up menus like google maps telling me about SQUARE PINS or something i want a total nerd holocaust at this point
TND
chinese "games"
why do latinxos do this?
i think egypt is going in the filter
i adjust my penis in public as a sign of dominance over anyone watching
egypt is fuckin shit, always has been. the guy is a certified retard.
That Wukong game looked pretty good
Have nothing to say
Panties riding up her slit
hey guys let's keep the chatter to a minimum I need to go through these peer-reviewed mangas
No can do. I got an 8:30 rez at McDonald's...great fish sandwich filet.
filet o fish
I'm pretty sure this one is an actual bot
they are good unironically
faget o fish
you ever wish you had a huge scar across your face
i once got made fun of for ordering a filet o fish.
sometimes I feel so sad and put upon just because I exist
I have a small one underneath my right eye
It can only be seen under certain lighting but it's there
it was me, I was the one laughing
I have one across my forehead
70? that’s more like 90s
I am anti-fascist
I am a worthless husk of a person
I am anti-fascist
The faggot sun finally set today. Bitch was making it hot for absolutely no reason at all.
shut the fuck up and give me 20 pushups NOW
jury nullification MUST be done for Luigi
i want to go back in time like the terminator and prevent all these people from being born
Free luigi
I absolutely lover my old manager Amelia
She had green eyes
they're going to pull the oj simpson and find the most retarded shitheads for the jury
My penis is never gonna enter a vagina. Kinda tragic
this happened to me
You live in the whore capitol of the world. You can enter a vagina any time
mine has entered 2 vaginas
yeah im liberal
what happened, the doctor shoved you back in?
Women don't think it's as cool as you think
who said anything about women
i've had sex with 2 different girls
reedit is filled with indians now
Sir, a second vagina has been entered.
i will never make a new /cum/
corr i need a milk mommy NOW
canada saars
I will be visiting vancouver from washington over memorial day weekend, what should I do
that image with all the soldiers from different eras kneeling to jesus goes hard and i'm not even religious
leave immediately. seriously. Vancouver is a fucking shithole, zero redeeming qualities.
if you have time, drive to Cypress Lookout and view the bug people from afar.
they should call it reddot
biking around the Stanley park seawall is the typical normie thing to do. Could also take the seabus to Lonsdale Quay, its relatively cheap