/brit/

you utter fool, you insignificant worm, you absolute idiot
toilet paper is the baseline, which in anyone’s mind does not need to be mentioned — i am strictly talking about the additions to it

why would he choose toilet paper when using a bidet is clearly the cleaner option?

based I'm a wet wipe chad but use the shower each time if I'm home. would love a bidet

vegans usually go mental if they see someone eats steak, literally their brains need development from meat

Just went berserk on some zogslop.

the brain needs meat

The best chess player in the world is vegetarian

bet he still eats egg and cheese

doctor tells us all what humanity has known for its entire existence.

Its too early to be up
And ive got a stonking erection thatll need sorting before another snooze
Le sigh

lol

grow up

I'm a wet wipe chad

grow up you fucking manchild

but mummy I need to make the new right NOW! I can't wait! I CAN'T!

Mental health and chess aren’t exactly correlated

well that's the willy lopped off

So imagine a smoking hot 10/10 right. How long would she have to be dead before you wouldnt shag the corpse?

why do people go absolutely mental when a slightly early new thread is made? its a specific type of autistic rage and is more pronounced than anything else. flying off the handle YOU FUCKING FREAK DIE DIE DIE EARLY SPASTIC NEW!!!

ended my last relationship cuz a 5'9 king like myself deserves better

I've been vegetarian/vegan for about 8 months and I'm mentally unwell

You go girl

Taste the blood in my gums fuck they're getting pretty grim

Reckon being dead costs at least one point

brush your teeth bruce i can smell yo breath from here dirty mf

Ktim

vegetarians still eat animal products like eggs.

i thought vegan and vegetarians were smart

mental health isn't a thing you fucking mongo

Then what do you call the phenomenon you experience in your emotions when your entire family died in a plane crash? What do you call the emotions and behaviours that are accompanied with it in the following months and years after that event?

thats brazil filtered

where's the fucking PORK

they should make kitchens with integrated tvs above the hob so you can watch while cooking

morning

Yeah i bet you love a bit of pork in the morning

toil t-minus 26 hours

all it takes for a brit flag to filter you is to shame a nigga who doesn't brush their teeth

morning mate x

On a Sunday? Seriously?

Vegan men have like a 10 point higher iq average

oh for fucks sake it was 26 hours not minutes, cue the million bradley reacts

you can have this if you're rich x

don't worry mate everyone makes mistakes

yes, yes I do

That extra 10IQ points is dedicated to being a retard so it doesn't make a difference

Fuck sake I hate all of my clothes
Just going to chuck it all in some bin bags and start again

fucking normal life you nutcase

bullshit
only idiots are vegan

corrrr unbelievable jeff

you can't be sad when bad things happen because... you just can't ok?! you have to get over it at some point and stop being sad or it means you have an ILLNESS

lmao

rorkes fit

Probably because vegans tend to be white

has to be done every now and then, think most people have a completely stable wardrobe by 35

ah yes mental health: the illness

Saar!

Starting to notice Americans have real difficulty in discerning mildly complex arguments. Completely missing the point and getting angry things are broken down in to simple digestible podcast talking points. No wonder they're falling apart

Retards aren't they

The 'pork'

starting to notice retards think uncomfortable and scary emotional experiences are symptoms of an illness because somebody on a screen told them so

2025, I am forgotten

Mental health is not an illness. Its a description of your current well-being. And your well-being is obviously affected by traumatic experiences you fat retard.

Do you not get charity bags through your letterbox?
I use them to offload my shit clobber

Bonnie Blue is a succubus. Hundreds of years ago men would invent mythological beasts to describe her. Sirens. Harpies. Lamiae. Rusalki. Bilquis. All names scrawled into folklore by trembling hands to describe the same beast.

Making eye contact with her is like looking directly into an eclipse.

In the 17th century, they burned down whole villages trying to smoke her out. In the 1800s they blamed her for railroad accidents and sunken ships. During the Dust Bowl she was the reason the fields went fallow.

In every era some fools fall for her thinking they'll be the one to survive.

Bonnie Blue doesn't kill, she consumes. Animals go quiet when she walks by. Babies cry.

If you meet her don't say your name lest she keep it forever.

They say she only shows up when something's about to end. A marriage. A drought. A man's sense of self. Food turns to ash. Whiskey loses it's burn.

Old towns keep her name alive in whispers.

When the local boys vanish, they don't ask questions. They build another cross and blame the devil.

The cruelest thing Bonnie Blue does is let you live after she's done. A husk of a man. Nameless. Gangbanger #37. One minute and thirty seconds. A colored wristband and a goofy smile. Everybody giving each other high fives. Her hollowed legs splayed open, swallowing soul after soul.

Beware anon, the demons of lore walk among us.

it's a term for gullible dumbshits

alri mental health

Far too early for a novel, thanks

it's not right

dont understand why zoomers are obsessing over bonnie blue. what a pathetic generation going from e-girl to e-girl

why don't you just call it "well-being" then? why does well-being need the "description" "mental health"?
don't answer please, just have a good think about it ok?

Squirming around my household like the worm i am

she isn't even hot, she looks ghoulish

sorry I meant it's a term pushed onto and used by gullible dumbshits :)

Because traumatic events like your entire family dying requires a lot of energy to comprehend and process in your head. Its just a relatively newer phrase and you being the cynical misanthrope Anon Babble retard dismiss it out of hand.

no not at all honey
you have no idea what you're talking about
you're being tricked and scammed

mines a tale that can't be told

*kills your entire family*
How do you feel? Sad? Dont feel sad now!!

love having non conversations with retards who can't go beyond circular reasoning
it's such a great use of my time

nonononononono you cant feel sad thats cringe!! thats an L rizz!!

I can't comprehend the sadness it takes too much energy
I must be having a mental health

saars are more vegan than western vegans

Poo

What about physical health?

grief is the product of a sick mind

reinventing the poo

lmfao

Putting my serious hat on for a debate with Sir Ginger Nonce

why did you do that

The eating of meat will continue until morale improves

i want to live in Britain how do i claim asylum and get free housing and benefits

Starting season 9 of peep show. Average of 1.8 seasons per day

just come round mate, keir will put the kettle on

Get your polack ass down to Calais and get on the back of a lorry
Bennies are only for winners, get into Britain and claim asylum

That's the opposite of mental health. If someone breaks all of their bones you don't say they have physical health.

eating poo (it's good for my mental health)

season

FOY
Also, 9 series is unusually long for a British TV show. Most end after like 15 episodes total.

bloody ‘ell that programmmmmeeee ran on for way too long and should have ended long before it did. Three whole series consisting of four episodes each. Bit much innit.

there's only 6 25ish minute episodes per series

3am in the US btw

But the narwhal has only just struck bacon. 12:01

They hung Sadaam before he could finish his prayer

great posts guys

8am here btw :)

thanks

another saturday night sleep where i tossed and turned and woke up in a panic thinking it was toil on the morrow. toilberg should work in Guantanamo for this psychological torture he does to me

8am here too :)

I need to smell Emma Watson’s gaseous emissions.

All me.

sounds like youve got mental health

is it really 8am?

fuck up tosser

Yet to be proven.

yup, as the day is long :)

might peep peep show

memes aside, a nurse definitely did inspect my penis at primary school

Shame 90% of them look like this

known to ancients

menthol how based trump is preventing ww3 basically on a daily basis and this sends the evil warmongering leftypols in to hysteria and their only response is ‘STOP INTERFERING!!!’

are you implying anyone who posts on /brit/ wouldn’t?

...according to the newspaper

I would never betray my findom mistress

there was a 4 foot 7 indian woman on the bus

should've put her in the bin

Girl poo

in 2030, there will be 9 of 10 indians in london, 6 of 10 indians in edinburgh, 4 of 10 indians in cardiff

"Brain needs meat"
Simply and blatantly wrong. Proof: there are generations of vegetarians who've not eaten or only eaten small amounts of meat. If this were true, they wouldn't exist. But not even dairy and eggs are necessary, given supplementation. Goes to show that you can be a Harvard doctor and still talk rubbish.

The production of animal products causes suffering beyond imagination.

I love Marijuana

9 out of 10 indians will what

dreamt that the world was like Oblivion where you can only undress people once they are dead
not healthy

Bring this back for wogs that step out of line

It's a plan to eradicate the white race

grok is this ture?

fuck up poindexter

moral*

It also produces great food and satisfaction of hunger beyond imagination.

It's actually morale

had a dream where I was rimming a cute girl but I went to go for the fannard and there was a cock and balls instead and I was disgusted but I woke up and I was erect. what does this mean

destroy toilets

poindexter

That's US slang

Irrelevant

diagnosis: the big gay

shut up you vegan esl faggot, go eat grass

celeb heights has to be the most autistic website in existence

Heinous is a funny word

mong

in 2035, 10 of 15 will be indians in dublin

?

the estonian is akshually right
moral and morale are two different words

You misunderstood what I meant))

1600s was the peak

i dont take shit from a person who eat leaves and grass in his entire life

*gets all up in your grille*

It smelled terrible though

thin i shat out my stomach lining last night

would love to see a load of church towers on the skyline

(●ˇ∀ˇ●)

how many weetabixes would it take t soak up the entire ocean

At least 12

Tofu is cheap in Indonesia, you don't have an excuse

I'm vegetarian but I eat meat.

we exist

Why do vegans not eat crustaceans or bivalves?
I'm pretty sure they aren't capable of suffering

plants suffer when you chop and eat them. its over for vegans

Why do vegans not eat crustaceans or bivalves?

because they'e animals mate

AI says 2.47 × 1022. that's less than 12. because 2.47 is less than 12

i eat this

knew a vegan who wouldnt eat honey because the bees dont get paid

rorke? Noooooooooo

given supplementation

So basically you need meat or supplementation

why would vegans eat honey? it's an animal product
furthermore it's an overall very cruel industry that harms bees

Wish this indonesian girl and this qatari girl would giz a look at those lovely toes and soles

buzz off

billions of indians haven't eaten meat for hundreds of years and they're fine

no it doesnt.

Do you eat pussy?

jog on
peta.org/issues/animals-used-for-food/animals-used-food-factsheets/honey-factory-farmed-bees/

What said basically, but there's debate on the status of bivalves since they don't have a complex nervous system

Not necessarily meat, dairy and eggs also have things like B12, but yes

Not him and not vegan but yes

geometrical progress

That is not how immigration nor population growth work

so the issue is with industry (capitalism) . why not say that. honey is fine

ebb legs jo
or
be jobs gel
or
be sly jog

More power to you

leftypol sitting down to wee

Would you eat a plant that was pollinated by a beekeepers hive?

honey is mass produced in a capitalist system
ergo it isn't fine
leave the bees alone

So you admit we need meat

no shit, watching videos of factory farming would make everyone with a conscious go vegan. I'm vegan but if I lived in the wild I owuld be ok with killing animals. My specific gripe is the way that we treat animals, not death itself.

You're a kiwi, nobody fucking cares what you think.

nooo not my hecking cowrino

Boris Johnson has claimed migration to Britain was allowed to soar to record levels because there were not enough workers to “stack shelves”.

The former prime minister defended the surge in migration from 184,000 in 2019 to a record peak of 764,000 in 2022 because businesses and government departments were “freaking out” due to a shortage of workers “to get things done”.

Speaking on The Sun’s Never Mind the Ballots podcast, he warned that the alternative would have been rampant inflation, which would have been a “disaster” and hit people’s prosperity, turning the clock back to the 1970s.

After Brexit, Mr Johnson introduced an immigration points system that opened up half of all jobs in the UK to foreign workers, lowered salary and skilled thresholds for migrants and lifted the cap on migrants.

“[Net migration] went down dramatically during the pandemic. As we came out, what happened was that we had a nightmare where we could not stack the shelves and we could not fill the petrol stations with petrol,” said Mr Johnson.

“Everybody was freaking out, every business and every department of state was saying we need more pairs of hands to get things done.”

Insane how many people on /brit/ supported this zhid
We need European Socialism

Do you have painted toenails?

you must be northern Irish. A true Irishman would never be so mean to me :(

there were not enough workers to “stack shelves”.

have you tried paying more?

fucking bizarre

Got a kiwi girl in here too. 3 lovely ladies just here with us lads

I work for a company that produces certified vegan products and absolutely nothing you eat is vegan. All food is heavily contaminated with insects, spiders and other small animals (rodents, birds, lizards). It's a bit grim but you can't tell and you've been eating it all your life anyway.

LIV
ERP
OOL

Boris Johnson

Stopped reading right there.

By inflation he means wage growth

iconic
youtube.com/shorts/xV1cn-65N2Y

I've been here.
/brit/ warned me before I visited that there aren't any attractive women in Liverpool, and you were right!
Ugliest women of any European city I've been to.

I regret ending things with a girl some years ago

Does this happen in your country?

Give it a rest

What's the company?

Bleurgh

bewildering claim

the fact so many normies get angry at vegans tells you everything you need to know. Literally no reason to be mad at us unless deep down you know you are morally inferior

Give it a rest moz

It's not the company itself it's mechanical harvesting that causes it.

Ah yes, veganism, the bastion of non-conformity

be me

see homeless guy

offer him some hamburger from McDonalds

he says: "Sorry mate, I'm vegan. Don't you have anything else?"

I can't stand the title track on "Meat Is Murder"
I just skip it when listening to the album

Spill it sunshine

what are homeless people not allowed to be vegan?

Beggars can't be choosers

sorry did someone say something? Your post is just blank, cant hear you. Must be someone morally inferior to me trying to say something but hes not on my level so I can;t hear him... sad!

I am a neegan. I eat nothing mass-produced by capitalism, except supplements and vitamins I buy at the store

I always scare away our little china girl

Are you really a woman, like the yank said?

sorry did someone say something? This is getting ridiculous

Capitalism is the most jewish and corrosive political system ever devised.

Jack Link's Beef Jerky

not necessarily

so stop running cover for capitalism by blaming meat

It's led to the comforts you enjoy today, including access to computers and the internet

thats been bad for me.literally prevented me from getting a gf and having children

This is kind of cringe I'm afraid

It wasn't devised, it was developed in centuries and so is socialism.

If you keep free range animals on your own land, I can't see how their life is any worse than living wild. In fact it's probably significantly better.

I'm sorry man, idk how old you are but it's not too late to do those things

I care not what a northern irish person has to say

Idiot, his flag would be the Union Jack if he were in Northern Ireland

Capitalism wasn’t devised, it came about naturally as a result of the Industrial Revolution as a replacement for mercantilism which in turn had replaced feudalism.

you aren't so bright are you anon

hefty balloons them

name

Would kiss all the girls here as long as they are of age and consenting x

LMAO how fucking uneducated can you be? Capitalism wasn't devised? KEK

Complete milk cow. Could provide half of Manchester’s milk needs with those things.

Should have just said women nonce

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Appeal_to_nature

would kiss all willies so long as they were chopped off of their male persons so it couldnt be gay

Imagine thinking someone just sat down and dreamt up capitalism and then implemented it globally

u wot m8?

He's called God

No, as I've already said

mad how fucking retarded the yank in here is. always wrong about everything, so fucking stupid its unreal

economist Adam Smith
Modern capitalist theory is traditionally traced to the 18th-century treatise An Inquiry into the Nature and Causes of the Wealth of Nations by Scottish political economist Adam Smith, and the origins of capitalism as an economic system can be placed in the 16th century.

A National-Socialist New Order in Europe must rise.

Just because one man innovated it doesn't mean he devised the entire thing

it was created by decisions made in social organisations. each one of those decisions is so diffuse as to seem unrelated to emergence of the economic system generally but also each one of those decisions could have been different

dumb fucking americans everywhere. hang yourself from the goalposts you love moving

Can you take a pic on timer with the bottom of your feet towards the camera, legs held up, back on the ground, bum visible?

Yank is spot on here fair play

favourite bagel brand?

ur gay

Yes capitalism came about naturally, but that’s not what why I would argue it’s good. There are two indisputable facts about capitalism: 1: it’s brought more people out of poverty and increased quality of life more than anything else in history by a large margin, and 2: at the present time, there is no suitable alternative to it, be it flawed or not.

No we don't

Watched TRIUMPH OF THE WILL yesterday lads.

Insane how much aura Hitler had. He wasn't particularly physically imposing but his stare was as hard as stone, unflinching.

Also seeing all those blonde Germans was invigorating.

there is no suitable alternative to it

socialism

Was this on my recommendation? Thought i had it hit out of the park. Lovely little movie

miss-meringue on OF

Have you seen any sane chess player?

World champion magnus blabla accuse his opponent of cheating using dildo

Such a beacon of sanity

Not the one arguing but socialism and capitalism are completely outdated terms for what we are living under.

capitalism was devised devised by Adam Smith

Stop posting my man. You are clearly spouting off on something you haven’t the slightest clue about.

I'm fucking right, are you serious?

For me, it's mercantilism

rorkes watching the nazi propaganda films from 1935 again

Leftypol mental midget took Ms Steinowitz Sociolgy 101 and now wants to play with the real autist freaks. Common occurance on Anon Babbleint

right so im gonna be the one to say it since british niggas are too liberal. You aren't welcome in /brit/ threads, you aren't part of the empire and your brains are being embalmed in corn syrup as we speak. You are simply lesser lifeforms and belong in cages

what are some nazi propaganda films from 2025

not a communist or anything but its quite clear capitalism has failed if the average house price in the UK is £300,000 and a yearly train ticket to commute to London from Essex is £8,000

This guy thinks he's the thread police!

The way to restore prosperity to whites is to deport non white biomass and jewish capitalists.

not a communist or anything but its quite clear capitalism has failed

you aren't part of the empire

We are the empire

It’s neoliberalism that has failed. Capitalism requires regulations.
You’ve been done.

think of me as ICE and think of you as mexican children. Get it now?

Maybe in 1997 but you're living in the past

That's not it either. It is a process, a historical process i.e. a movement in time for dpecific reasons, whereby trade became the focal point of production meaning that production of (agricultural) surplus was not going to be a result of good crop year and the sole marker of a prosperous society, but the foundation for investing in trade and trade relations. Mass-production is a logical continuity of that. Capitalism is still evolving.

how the fk do you cunts know so much? can barely get my head around how my oven works let alone debate the pros and cons of capitalism and socialism

right well if this is what liberal capitalism is supposed to be then i want autocratic cruel radical authoritarian fascism

don't worry about it mate

sweet anon. Most of these people are talking out of their ass except for me (college educated and passed high school)

Then why would you need to supplement?

It has actually brought more people INTO poverty and, more urgently, it is stripping them of fields of self-organisation and self-help.

Workers of the world rise up

unless your post has apa7 referencing, I DONT WANT TO HEAR IT

New

where the fuck is everyone?

cuddling with irish women