this could be you if your ancestors were part of mayflower schizos edish
/brit/
I wanted to make the new for a while now but I've been too slow on the draw. This is the image I wanted to use.
hot
whenever i want money all i have to do
is toooiiiil
toil toil toooiiil
toooiiiill
only problem is, gee whiz, i'm toiling my life away
my life is just a series of poos and waiting to do the next poo
frying up some liver
your body is a poo gun and eating is how you reload
toilberg hosts a company bbq in the last hour of toil on fridays, had smoked sausages and brisket today, lovely
Philosophia Australiana
ur housetop is poo'd by birds and squirrels
might do roast chicken with gravy and mashed taties and peas
truly a staple dinner of the white man
my arse is chambered in .454 Casull
love a roast chook, so easy to do yet so tasty
and then you can use the leftovers to put in a big sandwich or mix with pasta coorrr
Need Emma Watson to drop some chocolate logs in my mouth.
shudder to think what kind of people would actually use this new
mine's chambered in 12 gauge, i often have explosive diarrhoea you see
gaming is horrible on linux, going to commit to switching this time and will just say good bye to it
arousing homosexual desire
but Anon Babble told me all games work fine on linux these days
need one of those council jobs where i get paid $90 an hour to stand around holding a sign (while most likely drunk)
I've heard daedra worship is becoming increasingly prevalent in the Summerset Isles.
I've heard others say the same.
Be seeing you.
stand around holding a sign
what like one of these blokes? Surprised they're hired by the council
they do mostly on proton and with proprietary drivers, it's just that settings for essential hardware is never 1:1 and impossible to replicate between operating systems
take a pro from whatever e-sports team and make him play the same game on linux. guarantee his performance tanks
got something for you, your hands only
*gives you a piece of paper with a cock drawn on it*
Watching the tube
no like one of those people who ushers traffic through on roadwork sites
does the remaster of 'blivion still have all the classical NPC jank then?
please stop replying to me mate.
got that kanye song stuck in my head
does he have any songs where he says nice things about hitler?
heh
It does.
Listening to it on repeat all morning haha
Why was it always a golf sale
might illegally emigrate to america
i'm not a beaner so they can't deport me
zeedbelg no where to be found
egyptian retard replying to everything with nonsense
curious
it is surprisingly catchy, I wish it was longer
Come to Oregon <3 gov will give you free shit
no real need to be drafting conspiracy theories about this though is there? even if you're correct (which i doubt), no one cares
mr bond is the superior nazi rapper if im honest
youtuberg has ublock origin on the ropes
you know what's funny? christianity
screaming
every time they try and force me to turn it off I just refresh a few times and it works again
might sneak into that box thing in mecca that all the muzzies rotate around after hours and do a graffiti mural that depicts muhammad
don't get it
allah's always watching thoughbeit
Gotta love Italians for not caving in to these blackmail weasels
Arse is chock-full of farts this morning
wonder if pakis and iranians and indonesians and other non-arab muslims feel alienated by the arab-centric stance of islam
Need a soft lovely women to fondle the knob
feel like utter shit
I've had a cold but I've been megadosing vitamin c so I simultanously feel amazing
the world is healing
don't think i've ever met or heard of a japanese person (born in japan) who was perfectly fluent in english
plenty of fluent chinks, plenty of fluent koreans, never japs though
apparently they don't like to speak English because they're really embarrassed about their accent but I dunno how true that is
Anyone want anything?
how the fuck is WHSmith operating there?
wow all i have to do is buy 3?
Chicken tenderloins, lightly fried, with a honey sweetened dijon mustard sauce
the french also seem to be noticeably bad at english too, pretty much all continentals are fluent in english but i think the french are more stubborn about it because they're butthurt about historical rivalries with england or something
One for each wife
yeah that's definitely because they're butthurt. Every single Frog speaks perfect English they just hate to admit it
nice weather but these aren't normal temperatures for april. it's not supposed still ca winter chill in the morning and sipping forward to july tier heatwave in the afternoon.
we're gonna be absolutely cook in july and august
gagging for a pack of smokes but i'm too drunk to drive to the shops
mishima
i hate fish and don't eat any seafood at all but i find videos of people making sushi fascinating
what if chelsea are actually beaten by real benis
How'd Sneako manage to weasel his way into Kanye's circle?
just looked that up, if you're referring to yukio mishima sounds like that guy was an absolute mad lad
hublot incoming
don't you lads have pakis on bikes who can bring you overpriced cigs when you're steaming?
Doing a poo
more like gay masochist wrongun
all his niggas nazis
kek
don't think so, maybe in the inner city but i'm a semi-rural suburbanite
mad it's like living in the third world
people actually unironically deliveroo ciggies or booze
Now beginning season 3 peep show
i also do it ironically
lady people will pay for anything if it's convenient, this is why these delivery services are making cash hand over fist in this country
speaking of pakis im gonna go on a hajj to the corner shop for some milk
might even treat myself to a chocolate bar you never know
i hate the fucking city, there's nowhere to park and hidden toll chieckpoints everywhere and nary a single non-slanty eye in sight
I like to deliveroo as much booze and bacon as possible in a single order so their backpacks are bursting with haram
lady people
women or troonards?
Nigga, heil Hitler
Nigga, heil Hitler
for me it's big suze
Are the deliveroo drivers pakis rather than nigs with you?
Your order will be late, if God is willing
growing up is realising sophie was right
grim grim grim
whomever designed the scottish parliament building was playing a grand old game of silly buggers
why is the english on top of the squiggly lines? kind of cucked ngl
genuinely what kind of autism is it that provokes someone to do the same sequence of 6 posts or so every day
aboslutely devastated that deliveroo was bought by doordash. if the branding changes I will have a melty
just door dashed some pesto pasta for breakfast
this goes beyond autism, it's some kind of severe OCD or schizotypal illness
that's the takeaway toast ordered
Was it a couple years ago like 2015 or was it an entire decade ago?
Yes I am a cuck I like it when people fuck on my bitch
Broooooos
Emma Watson does poops and farts on the reg.
single jar of biscoff spread ordered from tesco home delivery
So does everyone else on earth.
not jair bolsonaro. he got a cork up his arse that only doctors can pull out
Good morning to all National Socialists.
This ugly bitch killed her kid when she was 22 weeks pregnant. But no one cares in fact they are actually angry at the police for investigating her
wish chatgpt wouldn't end most of its responses with follow-up questions and peer pressuring me into conversations i never intended to have
has your gf ever sat on the loo squeezing out a poo with the door open while you wander in and out of the bathroom talking to her as you get ready for work?
new pope lads
reading MEIN KAMPF by Adolf Hitler
no. never had a gf.
Got the new kanye song in my heads lads
Gonna get sent to giga jail if I sing it out loud by accident
You can tell it to stop doing that
tried looking for that in the public library but they said they didn't have it, can't buy it online anywhere either, nor is it on any audiobook services
curious
no you wont
Is it weird to go back to uni if I already have a (meme) degree?
dunno how you get that shit song stuck in your head
normies are just weird
you can and it will for a while but it won't last
what a disgusting wrinkly old bat
like super weird omg
rorke wants more leftypol kids raised by blue haired leftypol mum
size of that forehead
don't know where to direct my energies. I am full of energy, but don't know what do focus on. career? women? body? don't know what me in 10 years would want
wonder if hitler's living relatives get royalties for people buying mein kampf
brown fella on a bike on his way to hand me a single boiled egg
rorke the type of nigga to leave comments on pornhub videos
no the copyright expired 10 years ago
all their lads brought their missuses to the pub yesterday after toil
me on my lonesome of course
what a JOKE
we should give britain to the houthis
100th anniversary of Mein Kampf later this year
kanye should print a commemorative edition
mein kampf is 704 pages? having a fucking laugh, i refuse to read anything longer than 400
leftlypol the kind of nigga to leave likes on pornhub videos via the facebook plugin
lass at work we call manure mandy because she stinks
Just can’t imagine 77 year old betty seeing this and going yeah I’ll pop oxfam in my will
if not for gay prussian militarism the third reich would have been a communist utopia and we would be living int he star trek universe by now
dont his relatives live in complete secret somewhere in the usa
#enslavenigs2k25
if youre in a nursing home and youve got no family then they will force you to do this
what can do you
some of them do yeah i think so
the wife wants a third child lads
reckon I probably have a similarly hurtful nickname amongst my colleagues
bet they do impressions of me too
Some freaaakkkyyyy porn comes out of Britain
why
boomers are woke
i keep falling asleep. i hate breakfasttoil. please come and cook it for me
we still can't compete with the Germans though
just get it delivered lad
I'm 25yo and my 24yo co-worker has a 3 year old kid and a loving wife. getting family mogged hard, at what age is it too late to have children?
dont live in a metropolis
my mum had me at 39 so you've got time
I turned out a bit wrong tho so there's that aha
My parents had me at 29 and my sister at 35. And this is back when people and kids younger than today you’ll be fine
mad how i still live at home and the lads who didnt go to university drive bmws and have wives, multiple children and own their own house
you and your little sister ever kissed in a non-sibling way?
Britain is literally the capitol of pedophilia and noncery. It is quite literally the Paedolph Isles.
Weird cunt
what did you study? are you successful?
never graduated. unemployed and in my overdraft
Might move to Britain.
how long did you go before dropping out?
I drive a Audi and I’m 23 but I still live at home hope this makes you feel better
I've just failed to hand in my dissertation lol
pretty sure I can redo it in summer, if not I've just wasted 4 years of my life
4 years
wot if i shagged ya bum
Uh u-usual suspects… right guys?
I'd probably put up some resistance before my mind melts and I let you have your way with me
mad how people can inject their willy into the crevices of other people
irish and welsh diaspora
mad how im 29 reading this and have no chance of having a kid in the next 5 years
not trying to be edgy or a woke but i never got what the problem with abortion is
had a terrible fever dream last night was trapped in this pure white dimension made out of black dotted lines of various arrangements eventually I found the exit and it send me up to another layer on this bouncing piston thing and that cycle repeated for eternity
two sons so far
she wants a daughter too
sounds like you've got until around 38yo, so start hitting the gym and careermaxxing, incel
no, not the usual suspects in this case. hope that helped
i hit the gym already and have a career, im just a mentalcel spastic that lives with family
maybe your great great great grandad shouldn't have stolen that spoon
Lay off the petrol sniffing BamBam
dont want children. dont want to sacrifice at least 2 decades of my life on family
why do italians eat various kinds of pasta drowned in tomato sauce for every meal? must get boring after a while
tastes nice
becauase they spend all their time shagging and living in beautiful locales
u have to verify you are human when you post here
italian diaspora do it too and a lot of them live in shitholes like new jersey
know a bloke with six kids because the first five were daughters and he / they desperately wanted a son
the guy that likes the eddie hall shite ennit
wat
twas just a joke
this is Radio Freedom
prefer the yank version of ramsay's kitchen nightmares even though it's overly bombastic and probably largely staged, the uk version is too quiet and boring
last round vs toilberg, let's be avin you
*bows my boxer briefs back with my hands and flings them across the room at you*
prefer kitchen nightmares australia with that northern irish guy
Wat?
Older. Fatter. Balder.
why does ramsay have two different versions of his show
must be quite tiresome
*comes into your kitchen with a tv camera*
Christ is king
mad how this statement has been tarnished
just reeks of brown hands
of the jews
neurotic freak with the crazed evil work ethic seen often in men like hitler, lenin, jimmy carr.
Had company every day for the past week
i resent that
Do not let it hapen.
perfect zoo weather this weekend
which zoos in the UK would you recommend?
i follow the tribunal religion of the dunmer from the elder scrolls games.
Summon to my house I will knock you good.
london, birmingham, bradford.
/brit/, some absolute creatures in here
*threatens you with a large butcher knife*
it would be fun to larp as a pagan in the uk. Stonehenge and all that. im sure there’s a big community for it and you could meet loads of people
I am beginning huh
most of them are probably insufferable drugmong hippies who dont shower
or they're varg level schizophrenics
German.
*positions the boom mic above you*
*puts cameras to LIVE feed*
*records*
Woburn Safari Park
Knight.
youtube.com
premium... duuuuuuuude
feel the last remnants of my youth slipping away from me. My 30s loom, and tough decisions need to be made
ktim
So.
36 this year me and living my best life
looking at 10 years in prison for serious fraud, me
I have a mental illness
got my post booze poo due
if this is real you will explain your situation
Been telling women youre handsome?
the serioues fraud is the lie in your post!
nuh-uh-uh, my legal counsel has advised me not to discuss the details of my case with anyone
Random.
tough decisions need to be made
You saw me?
what do you think of /brit/ botlad?
What?
havent smoked in a very long time but i'd love to order dude weed off the internet legally and smoke it for a treat, but because it's drug tested and stays in your system forever that is not feasible
the decisions will be tough, but they'll have to be made.
Which one?
Cool.
i think people who butter their sandwiches are weird and wrong and should probably be executed
you get drug tested often at work? I've only been drug tested once at it was for an American company (costco), I hear you guys do alot of drug testing.
Plan on joining the FBI is it?
seen numerous posts (by australian flags as well) make fun of us for not buttering our bread
Let's keep it between us.
wish we'd legalise it
It's nice but you will get fat very quickly and it can tear apart the bread
well they're wrong
it's you and me against the world my circumcised friend
Brushing my orange rat teeth
yes unfortunately
they would turn me away as soon as they saw my post history
Cool.
got a new dealer number from colleague today, no longer have to do a massive trip to get weed, score, gonna get a 'lil 7g for the weekend and play some civ 6
we the jury find the defendant Catberg GUILTY
Listen you fuck.
grow up
Buy my weed at the shop down the road me
Not my problem.
schizoid
I'm only 29
ktim when i went on holiday to canada
I am 21.
Do you agree with the diagnosis? Or do you think the doctors have got it wrong?
thing i miss the most about weed are the fap sessions ngl
'wanking' as you call it is great high
no I definitely agree
morning dee lads x
I will tear you apart.
The Wandering Poo
The international poo
Good.
Not exaggerating, they are some of the worst, most insufferable people you will ever meet.
They're disgusting hippies but not the harmless stoner kind, they're smug freaks and think they've cracked some code to life because they larp as druids. They need nailing to a cross
lads I don't drive, does a car alarm just go off indefinitely until the owner stops it
there's been one blaring outside my room for 5 minutes now
just done some unspeakable horrors in the downstairs toilet
Good.
Okay.
This.
yeh
Desperately need a clue
Get the fuck out!
it's finally stopped but it's definitely woken the entire street up
cars do NOT need alarms this is outrageous
it friday guys. Make the most of the weekend x
Fuck off!
it
how come you want to rape children?
I work Saturdays actually, but I get Monday off :)
im off to a wedding
I will put your head under a car wheel and ask god.
mad there was a bank holiday this week. Doesn't seem right
I will ask.
Good.
i
Cool.
love
Nonsense.
eating
Don't know.
poo
Okay.
kill more monsters to get one to drop you're just unlucky