/brit/

gaming chairs got skid marks on it haha

Chudshroom the kinda guy to give you a 0UP when you pick it up

Why are zoomers all mentally teenagers? They're in their mid-twenties now

every time you post a dumb ugly reddit cartoon like that I block element lol

True

nth for the holodem

peanus jeanus weanus

childless mid 40s male angry at people for being born in another decade as him

ah yes speaking like an african american hip hop artist peak zoomer humour

*LAUGHING BRADLEY.png*

remembering when I got banned because janny thought my salary was my age

just had a certified badman moment lads

toilberg asking for me to do x

then he wants me to do y, then z, etc

audaciously go "Anything else, your highness?"

he guffawed at the banterous comment

feels good having a toilberg that isn't an aspie drone

I'm sorry you feel that way :(
maybe there is still time for you

Unc finna crash out

room smells of cock pong

They're just retards basically
Might be microplastics and that

LOL

this is peak zoomer humour btw

I feel like 90% of posts itt are the same person and it's kind of boring so I'll be back later bye

cock pong mong

bros flexing a normal social interaction

nobody:

rorke's da: come on chesterfield fc

leftypol outside asda: twerking my ass for palestine~~

some random black guy: get the labour supported

rorke: bruh

Good feel when you can politely tell your boss to do one

Neurotic millennial niggas think microplastics cause cancer

Blud it's a carbon

unmarried man in his late 30s whose mother refers to him as a “computer whizz” is very angry that people dare to be in their 20s on his special website

I missing the player models mmmm mamama

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the zoomer be
but then he be like

Catberg on a staring one

Was playing Hero's Duty and this one NPC went full sperg
The ensuing firefight was absolute kino though

brainrot is nothing new, in the 90s and earlier they blamed it on tv

him awkwardly laughing while going back to his desk making a mental note to destroy you utterly

you clearly get bullied a lot by millenialchads. Whats more bizarre is your assertion or assumption that older people cannot be on the internet anymore lmfao its not 1995 everybody is online now grow up

okay i will listen!!

so much sexual tension

why do bums suddenly appear
every time you are queer

holo EN

none of them is actually british or white girl

members are either SEA or EA diapora

I can’t poo

are you implying organic molecules somehow have no effect on the human body

get my fucking colon electrocuted now

I didn't see you out for VE day Rorke

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I dont like 'holodem'

Millennial nigga using big words cuh. I assert u a goofy ahh nigga

Rorke was celebrating VF day in his smeggy incelroom

luv italian women me

WE GOT DENNIS BERGKAMP
WE GOT DENNIS BERGKAMP
WE GOT DENNIS BERGKAMP
WE GOT DENNIS BERGKAMP

destroyed that unc

the penis
mightier than the sword

leftypol has his pants on inside out and back to front

just like me
they want to wee
in your ear

mine is the size of those wee bookie pens

early 40s lifelong bachelor living with his elderly parents in the same bedroom he’s had since childhood bashing out genuinely angry posts on his dusty logitech keyboard because people dare to be in their 20s on his favourite anime forum

"assumption" is a "big word" for zoomers lmfao

had Egypt filtered but accidentally opened /brit/ on internet explorer and can see hes STILL responding to every post

leftypol: rorke you on giffgaff or something mate? genuinely sent me
still thinking about it

Good start.

hahahahaha next jeans de lad

that's wiggitiwiggitiwiggitiwack

25 year old zoomer calls 31 year old millennial uncle. sexual tension? daddy issues?

that post had me roaring
love those bizarre posts

found a free sharpie on the ground the other day

SEA pride worldwide

What?

rorke's diabetic da ending up in the hospital after eating a galaxy ripple

is there something wrong with being on giffgaff? £6 for 1gb of mobile data and no contract

Miss one post on /brit/ and you're out of the loop for months even years. Who the fuck is Rorke?

Rorke's da still calling Edge Internet Explorer

Oh my god Lycos it

Peter went to visit Cornelius but why?

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when i was a kid i used to wish i was mixed race and was jealous about the half black kids, no idea why but maybe because they were good at football and i was jealous

some new meme zoomers are forcing just ignore it

i think it was the name of the lad who bullied adam in school

Getting sponsored by Gorgonzola Dolce and keeping a sample in my pocket to give out to people

sarcasm

Thank god they put that

SMELL MY CHEESE

Ok.

just a mental illness at this point. I suspect it might even be a bot or script written on tampermonkey, because i can't imagine any human being being this demented and posting 14,000 times

Hahaha classic partridge

got an anal fistula to go with my haemorrhoids i must have the most disgusting bumhole in /brit/

I wanna move to italy

lets see

Searching for posts that contain ‘timmy’ and in ‘be’.

2757 results found.

14,000

This poster is retarded

Anyone got any other memes to share? I think that's me done for today.

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leftypol getting diagnosed with rorkeophrenia

no

i misread it, get over it schizoleaf.

Liz is a white English woman albeit

3 white Americans and 1 Latin American have quit HoloEN tho. Mori and Nerissa are the last white American left. The white Europeans are still there alongside the American and Canadian Asians

FWMC, IRyS and maybe Biboo are halfus iirc

Inorganic plastics are here for the long term nigga, no radiation. If you get "cancer" from that blame your immune system or some other cope

Bruvs taste is lacking

rorke has been a staple /brit/ gimmick for over 10 years you melon

Give me my fucking car!!!

selfish bastard

grown balding man on his mid 30s having genuine beef with kids for the crime of being born 10 years before he was

this freak was the zoomer talking about us uncs being handholdless btw

one poster forcing something just over 10 years ago changed the fate of britain

putting my union jack buttplug in

Meeting my financial advisor/broker in 45 mins lads
You want me to ask him any questions then throw them my way
I'll have your answers for you between 12.30-1pm

on

SAAAAR

unironically did a diarrhoea shit on my gaming chair while i was on a work call this morning. just sat through the meeting as if nothing happened

washed myself off in the shower but now i have to deal with a chair covered in shit. had this chair since uni and i really don't want to throw out old faithful but it's like a net material chair and the poo has seeped down behind the net into the soft pillow bit underneath :(

I simply won't and you can't make me

Inorganic plastics

you are a retard lmfao

accidentally visit s0yjak Anon Babble

top thread is 2 days old

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Red or black?

Faithful & True... I understand. Was it there through all the good and the bad?

Latin American

Cuban American*

Forgot Sana who quit HoloEN years ago, she's Aussie Chinese

just sat through the meeting as if nothing happened

diego soon.

Imagine dropkicking him into the plaza and taking out a couple of nuns

how fat are you
be honest

glad i filtered all the dollhouse character names.

Cool.

grow up mate

it's really that easy until they come up with a new one

Pussy ahh immune system dying to organic plastics? DTFIC drinking petrol lool

The dichotomy of man

one /brit/ poster to rub my tummy and another to rub my feet

yeah. it held me multiple times throwing up drunk but it was also literally right beside me the night i lost my v plates

Good.

Hitler doesn't even mean the same thing it meant 10 years ago, maybe even 5
WW2 is basically ancient history
We have fallen out of time

dialing 0800-GENOCIDE

you don't even know what those words mean

What?

brucie does it again

i'm 78kg at 175cm so i'm barely overweight if at all, i just ate lobster last night which always fucks with me and makes me shit myself. just needed to find out if it still made me shit myself

Gooning to porn is a sin but I feel like Christ would make an exception for r/gothsluts

Wanking my knob raw to some of the slags on there, corrrrr

175cm

screaming. why even live

I have no idea what you guys are talking about.

goth slags are overrated. it's all about the PATs

done him

I haven't masturbated in 6 years

haha lol true
t.176.4cm chad

Christ died for our sins.

We are at war with the spiritual forces of darkness, which no one seems to believe.

In utterance, we are going to win big come Judgement day.

hilarious...

Gooning to porn is a sin

Erm WHERE in the Bible does God talk about gooning to porn??

That's literally how tall Bradley Walsh is

all my nigga nazis heil hitler

nigga heil hitler

nigga heil hitler

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But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.

WW2 is basically ancient history

Mental how true this is
Gen alpha will genuinely know more about American civil rights movements than WW2

What is true.

going on an incel walk to tesco to buy some incel shorts from the clothing section
of course these will be going in my incel rucksack as being seen with a tesco bag on my incel walk back home is deeply triggering for me. equally so would be carrying a bare pair of shorts bagless

Egyptian robot is beginning to annoy me

organic plastics

Something pussy ahh immune systems die too

petrol

Refined oil from old ahh carbonferous flora and fauna(uuuuu) all squished like your top jeans button

immune system

Human defense against dangerous foreigners

DTFIC

Desperate to fit in Canadian

bring me beef pasty NOW

Good.

mad to think that ww2 is to kids these days what ww1 was to us

Mental how badly I mindraped him

I’m Munya Chawawa

Let it be known that I, GHOST, from TRUE CAPITALIST RADIO, am a BRONY.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

*cans*
youtube.com/watch?v=1ySjDqRQB94

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Cool.

is there any love for a boy that has sinned?

Cool.

Unc outta sight

mad how this is me except im just getting some scran not shorts

Legendary comedian Stewart Lee says he would fear being "locked up" if he performed his comedy in President Trump's America.

He's right...

this anime poster must be indian

Christ loves you and died for you. Enjoy yourself and don't worry so much. Repent and acknowledge Christ though, for He sacrificed his life so you could be forgiven.

Stop calling me on Teams. You can email me and describe what you need from me in much more detail. Stop selfishly trying to insert what YOU are thinking about right now to the top of my to-do list. If it is truly urgent (it isn’t) send me a MESSAGE on Teams and I will call you. But do not EVER call me unsolicited on Teams.

Mad that the police have now said the southport riots werent organised by far right groups but actually seem to a popular reaction and anger. Really makes you think

Emma Watson did something disgusting to the toilet bowl.

Seeing an increase is young brown asian lasses walking around alone outside. Some proper nice chebs on them too. They love those tight long sleeve shirts.

slept all through yesterday and didn't eat anything so am actually starving now :'(

THESE DAYS

Ok.

rorke eating baked beans

LUSH

evri parcel is out for delivery

nice novel you got there
shame I'm not going to read it

pretending I'm hard at work on wfhtoil waiting for my neighbour to bring our bins in

not been subway for years, too expensive innit

had a few jellybeans because they were just there on my desk and now i feel sick
mad how grim sweets are

Zoomer moment. Il get the 7sec tiktok version x

Why?

sex arse inbound

haha alri bobbler!

Ok.

India is not a country. It is a biological zone inhabited by biomass.

make sure it only shows one word at a time or it'll make me get anxious x

leftypol making shitty chip tunes in his council flat hahahaha wankerrrr

JUST KIDDING IT WAS GOOD.

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Kino on the menu

Cool.

I shit the bed this morning lads, mumber is tamping with me

How to do it?

please fart in my face

how many times can you fart during a wank before it's officially a fart wank

Stop.

He's such a mong

?

are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

I'm so proud of my hot sauce collection, can't wait to show to a girl someday

quick chwank before lunch

Cool.

M&S online orders STILL not back up

FUCK I won't be able to get any new incel shorts and dress smarter for the summer at this rate

Hahahaha

I'm 31 and a half years old, what's wrong with a fart wank?

o.o

Cool.

quank (quick wank)

Maybe you could leave your smelly bedroom and go to a shop in person
Obviously on the bus since you can't drive

thinking about better times (7 hours ago when i was fast asleep)

your entire race should be annihilated from the earth

I haven't left the house for months and I look too runtish to do so now that everyone outside is much more beautiful in the summer

I'm agoraphobic and can't go outside xx

Cool.

₹15 crore would fix me

Petrol pump?

Delete.

Put a banging donk on it, rorke!

gas station for you foreigners

wanking to indian women

some really mentally unwell goblins in here this morning you can tell

Fartnigga is here

Didn't realise micks didn't say petrol station/pump

bellend stinks to high heaven

Almost.

Actually mad how reluctant I am to leave the house, I don't even know why because there's no logical reason for it, I just avoid it at all costs and don't even know how to fix it. Feels like I have given myself a disability

grow up and get a clue

I know what it is I just don’t understand why someone would gift that

i dont give a fwuk fwam

go outside now then?

Skull.

Passive income

import millions of third world animals shitting up every town: the nation sleeps

man cuts down tree: the nation loses its mind

I support the current thing

Basically gave them a business

there's nothing to do out there

That's what I am looking for, boy.

The eyes are useless when the mind is blind;

In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king.

Pls let me win the lottery tonight

Gymcelling for a while and still hate how disgusting I look

happens lad, especially if you're tall

Slavic.

not allowed to complain about the first bit. leftypol has made sure of that. its a good thing he says

I'm 5ft11 and I weigh 55kg

had no intention to play but i'll do it just to win it and then come back here and gloat

gymcelling is counterproductive if you don’t have the right genes
if you don’t have the correct facial structure, having bigger muscles will just scare women away from you even more

I'm 5'10 and 80kg or so, decent bit of muscle and lean enough to see my abs a little
I don't look huge, but fit, and my face isn't bad either I think, I am just disgusted by my shape whenever I catch myself in a mirror or photo

seek help

poop