chudshroom edition
/brit/
gaming chairs got skid marks on it haha
Chudshroom the kinda guy to give you a 0UP when you pick it up
Why are zoomers all mentally teenagers? They're in their mid-twenties now
every time you post a dumb ugly reddit cartoon like that I block element lol
True
nth for the holodem
peanus jeanus weanus
childless mid 40s male angry at people for being born in another decade as him
ah yes speaking like an african american hip hop artist peak zoomer humour
*LAUGHING BRADLEY.png*
EWWW! Stinky Emma Watson farts!
remembering when I got banned because janny thought my salary was my age
just had a certified badman moment lads
toilberg asking for me to do x
then he wants me to do y, then z, etc
audaciously go "Anything else, your highness?"
he guffawed at the banterous comment
feels good having a toilberg that isn't an aspie drone
I'm sorry you feel that way :(
maybe there is still time for you
Unc finna crash out
room smells of cock pong
They're just retards basically
Might be microplastics and that
LOL
this is peak zoomer humour btw
I feel like 90% of posts itt are the same person and it's kind of boring so I'll be back later bye
cock pong mong
bros flexing a normal social interaction
nobody:
rorke's da: come on chesterfield fc
leftypol outside asda: twerking my ass for palestine~~
some random black guy: get the labour supported
rorke: bruh
Good feel when you can politely tell your boss to do one
Neurotic millennial niggas think microplastics cause cancer
Blud it's a carbon
unmarried man in his late 30s whose mother refers to him as a “computer whizz” is very angry that people dare to be in their 20s on his special website
I missing the player models mmmm mamama
the zoomer be
but then he be like
Catberg on a staring one
Was playing Hero's Duty and this one NPC went full sperg
The ensuing firefight was absolute kino though
brainrot is nothing new, in the 90s and earlier they blamed it on tv
him awkwardly laughing while going back to his desk making a mental note to destroy you utterly
you clearly get bullied a lot by millenialchads. Whats more bizarre is your assertion or assumption that older people cannot be on the internet anymore lmfao its not 1995 everybody is online now grow up
okay i will listen!!
so much sexual tension
why do bums suddenly appear
every time you are queer
holo EN
none of them is actually british or white girl
members are either SEA or EA diapora
I can’t poo
are you implying organic molecules somehow have no effect on the human body
get my fucking colon electrocuted now
I didn't see you out for VE day Rorke
I dont like 'holodem'
Millennial nigga using big words cuh. I assert u a goofy ahh nigga
Rorke was celebrating VF day in his smeggy incelroom
luv italian women me
WE GOT DENNIS BERGKAMP
WE GOT DENNIS BERGKAMP
WE GOT DENNIS BERGKAMP
WE GOT DENNIS BERGKAMP
destroyed that unc
the penis
mightier than the sword
leftypol has his pants on inside out and back to front
just like me
they want to wee
in your ear
mine is the size of those wee bookie pens
early 40s lifelong bachelor living with his elderly parents in the same bedroom he’s had since childhood bashing out genuinely angry posts on his dusty logitech keyboard because people dare to be in their 20s on his favourite anime forum
"assumption" is a "big word" for zoomers lmfao
had Egypt filtered but accidentally opened /brit/ on internet explorer and can see hes STILL responding to every post
leftypol: rorke you on giffgaff or something mate? genuinely sent me
still thinking about it
Good start.
hahahahaha next jeans de lad
that's wiggitiwiggitiwiggitiwack
25 year old zoomer calls 31 year old millennial uncle. sexual tension? daddy issues?
that post had me roaring
love those bizarre posts
found a free sharpie on the ground the other day
SEA pride worldwide
What?
rorke's diabetic da ending up in the hospital after eating a galaxy ripple
is there something wrong with being on giffgaff? £6 for 1gb of mobile data and no contract
Miss one post on /brit/ and you're out of the loop for months even years. Who the fuck is Rorke?
Rorke's da still calling Edge Internet Explorer
Oh my god Lycos it
Peter went to visit Cornelius but why?
when i was a kid i used to wish i was mixed race and was jealous about the half black kids, no idea why but maybe because they were good at football and i was jealous
some new meme zoomers are forcing just ignore it
i think it was the name of the lad who bullied adam in school
Getting sponsored by Gorgonzola Dolce and keeping a sample in my pocket to give out to people
sarcasm
Thank god they put that
SMELL MY CHEESE
Ok.
just a mental illness at this point. I suspect it might even be a bot or script written on tampermonkey, because i can't imagine any human being being this demented and posting 14,000 times
Hahaha classic partridge
got an anal fistula to go with my haemorrhoids i must have the most disgusting bumhole in /brit/
I wanna move to italy
lets see
Searching for posts that contain ‘timmy’ and in ‘be’.
2757 results found.
14,000
This poster is retarded
Anyone got any other memes to share? I think that's me done for today.
leftypol getting diagnosed with rorkeophrenia
no
i misread it, get over it schizoleaf.
Liz is a white English woman albeit
3 white Americans and 1 Latin American have quit HoloEN tho. Mori and Nerissa are the last white American left. The white Europeans are still there alongside the American and Canadian Asians
FWMC, IRyS and maybe Biboo are halfus iirc
Inorganic plastics are here for the long term nigga, no radiation. If you get "cancer" from that blame your immune system or some other cope
Bruvs taste is lacking
rorke has been a staple /brit/ gimmick for over 10 years you melon
Give me my fucking car!!!
selfish bastard
grown balding man on his mid 30s having genuine beef with kids for the crime of being born 10 years before he was
this freak was the zoomer talking about us uncs being handholdless btw
one poster forcing something just over 10 years ago changed the fate of britain
putting my union jack buttplug in
Meeting my financial advisor/broker in 45 mins lads
You want me to ask him any questions then throw them my way
I'll have your answers for you between 12.30-1pm
on
SAAAAR
unironically did a diarrhoea shit on my gaming chair while i was on a work call this morning. just sat through the meeting as if nothing happened
washed myself off in the shower but now i have to deal with a chair covered in shit. had this chair since uni and i really don't want to throw out old faithful but it's like a net material chair and the poo has seeped down behind the net into the soft pillow bit underneath :(
I simply won't and you can't make me
Inorganic plastics
you are a retard lmfao
accidentally visit s0yjak Anon Babble
top thread is 2 days old
Red or black?
Faithful & True... I understand. Was it there through all the good and the bad?
Latin American
Cuban American*
Forgot Sana who quit HoloEN years ago, she's Aussie Chinese
just sat through the meeting as if nothing happened
diego soon.
Imagine dropkicking him into the plaza and taking out a couple of nuns
how fat are you
be honest
glad i filtered all the dollhouse character names.
Cool.
grow up mate
it's really that easy until they come up with a new one
Pussy ahh immune system dying to organic plastics? DTFIC drinking petrol lool
The dichotomy of man
one /brit/ poster to rub my tummy and another to rub my feet
yeah. it held me multiple times throwing up drunk but it was also literally right beside me the night i lost my v plates
Good.
Hitler doesn't even mean the same thing it meant 10 years ago, maybe even 5
WW2 is basically ancient history
We have fallen out of time
dialing 0800-GENOCIDE
you don't even know what those words mean
What?
brucie does it again
i'm 78kg at 175cm so i'm barely overweight if at all, i just ate lobster last night which always fucks with me and makes me shit myself. just needed to find out if it still made me shit myself
Gooning to porn is a sin but I feel like Christ would make an exception for r/gothsluts
Wanking my knob raw to some of the slags on there, corrrrr
175cm
screaming. why even live
I have no idea what you guys are talking about.
goth slags are overrated. it's all about the PATs
done him
I haven't masturbated in 6 years
haha lol true
t.176.4cm chad
Christ died for our sins.
We are at war with the spiritual forces of darkness, which no one seems to believe.
In utterance, we are going to win big come Judgement day.
hilarious...
Gooning to porn is a sin
Erm WHERE in the Bible does God talk about gooning to porn??
That's literally how tall Bradley Walsh is
all my nigga nazis heil hitler
nigga heil hitler
nigga heil hitler
youtube.com
~~~ooooooooooooOOoooohhh~~
But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
WW2 is basically ancient history
Mental how true this is
Gen alpha will genuinely know more about American civil rights movements than WW2
What is true.
going on an incel walk to tesco to buy some incel shorts from the clothing section
of course these will be going in my incel rucksack as being seen with a tesco bag on my incel walk back home is deeply triggering for me. equally so would be carrying a bare pair of shorts bagless
Egyptian robot is beginning to annoy me
organic plastics
Something pussy ahh immune systems die too
petrol
Refined oil from old ahh carbonferous flora and fauna(uuuuu) all squished like your top jeans button
immune system
Human defense against dangerous foreigners
DTFIC
Desperate to fit in Canadian
bring me beef pasty NOW
Good.
mad to think that ww2 is to kids these days what ww1 was to us
Mental how badly I mindraped him
I’m Munya Chawawa
Let it be known that I, GHOST, from TRUE CAPITALIST RADIO, am a BRONY.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
Cool.
is there any love for a boy that has sinned?
can you make any sense of this lads
Cool.
Unc outta sight
mad how this is me except im just getting some scran not shorts
Legendary comedian Stewart Lee says he would fear being "locked up" if he performed his comedy in President Trump's America.
He's right...
this anime poster must be indian
Christ loves you and died for you. Enjoy yourself and don't worry so much. Repent and acknowledge Christ though, for He sacrificed his life so you could be forgiven.
Stop calling me on Teams. You can email me and describe what you need from me in much more detail. Stop selfishly trying to insert what YOU are thinking about right now to the top of my to-do list. If it is truly urgent (it isn’t) send me a MESSAGE on Teams and I will call you. But do not EVER call me unsolicited on Teams.
Mad that the police have now said the southport riots werent organised by far right groups but actually seem to a popular reaction and anger. Really makes you think
Emma Watson did something disgusting to the toilet bowl.
Seeing an increase is young brown asian lasses walking around alone outside. Some proper nice chebs on them too. They love those tight long sleeve shirts.
slept all through yesterday and didn't eat anything so am actually starving now :'(
THESE DAYS
Ok.
rorke eating baked beans
Why? Hes establishment
LUSH
evri parcel is out for delivery
nice novel you got there
shame I'm not going to read it
pretending I'm hard at work on wfhtoil waiting for my neighbour to bring our bins in
not been subway for years, too expensive innit
alri lads
vocaroo.com
had a few jellybeans because they were just there on my desk and now i feel sick
mad how grim sweets are
Zoomer moment. Il get the 7sec tiktok version x
Why?
sex arse inbound
haha alri bobbler!
Ok.
India is not a country. It is a biological zone inhabited by biomass.
make sure it only shows one word at a time or it'll make me get anxious x
leftypol making shitty chip tunes in his council flat hahahaha wankerrrr
JUST KIDDING IT WAS GOOD.
Kino on the menu
Cool.
I shit the bed this morning lads, mumber is tamping with me
How to do it?
please fart in my face
how many times can you fart during a wank before it's officially a fart wank
Stop.
He's such a mong
?
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
I'm so proud of my hot sauce collection, can't wait to show to a girl someday
quick chwank before lunch
Cool.
M&S online orders STILL not back up
FUCK I won't be able to get any new incel shorts and dress smarter for the summer at this rate
Hahahaha
I'm 31 and a half years old, what's wrong with a fart wank?
o.o
Cool.
quank (quick wank)
Maybe you could leave your smelly bedroom and go to a shop in person
Obviously on the bus since you can't drive
I'm 32 and a half years old
thinking about better times (7 hours ago when i was fast asleep)
your entire race should be annihilated from the earth
I haven't left the house for months and I look too runtish to do so now that everyone outside is much more beautiful in the summer
I'm agoraphobic and can't go outside xx
Cool.
₹15 crore would fix me
Petrol pump?
Delete.
Put a banging donk on it, rorke!
gas station for you foreigners
wanking to indian women
some really mentally unwell goblins in here this morning you can tell
Fartnigga is here
Didn't realise micks didn't say petrol station/pump
bellend stinks to high heaven
Almost.
Actually mad how reluctant I am to leave the house, I don't even know why because there's no logical reason for it, I just avoid it at all costs and don't even know how to fix it. Feels like I have given myself a disability
grow up and get a clue
I know what it is I just don’t understand why someone would gift that
i dont give a fwuk fwam
go outside now then?
Skull.
Passive income
import millions of third world animals shitting up every town: the nation sleeps
man cuts down tree: the nation loses its mind
I support the current thing
Basically gave them a business
there's nothing to do out there
That's what I am looking for, boy.
The eyes are useless when the mind is blind;
In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king.
Pls let me win the lottery tonight
Gymcelling for a while and still hate how disgusting I look
happens lad, especially if you're tall
Slavic.
not allowed to complain about the first bit. leftypol has made sure of that. its a good thing he says
I'm 5ft11 and I weigh 55kg
had no intention to play but i'll do it just to win it and then come back here and gloat
gymcelling is counterproductive if you don’t have the right genes
if you don’t have the correct facial structure, having bigger muscles will just scare women away from you even more
I'm 5'10 and 80kg or so, decent bit of muscle and lean enough to see my abs a little
I don't look huge, but fit, and my face isn't bad either I think, I am just disgusted by my shape whenever I catch myself in a mirror or photo
seek help
poop