/brit/

/brit/

I think it's hot when British people have sex

European history

we were making global history lad

why is England omitted from this? I can only assume this image was made by a seething europoor

This image doesn't make sense

you are europoor doe

*Loses my virginity so it won't eat me*

eating my berries and yoghurt

eating my curds and whey

cute

the UK isn't European

Brits have bad teeth, Euros don't
Brits have pinkish skin color, Euros have orange (Nordics and German), brown (Meds), yellow (Slavs), black (French)
Brits use common law, Euros use civil law
Brits are fat, Euros aren't
Brits are half catholic-protestants anglican, Euros are catholic, protestant or Orthodox
Brits hate gays, Euros love and protect them

going to start wearing sunscreen and moisturizer to avoid looking like a leather bag in 20 years

Day 5 of living alone. I don’t think I could manage at least 30 more years of this.

You just know he prays for TND daily

Nice, I've started too.
We're going to be dilfs.

Brits hate gays

are you literally insane?
everything else I can accept but come on sweetie

Poofs

I'm euro but I'm not poor

Idiot

im not sick but im not well

true dat, scottish enlightenment was unironically more influential than french revolution

celebrate with a krocket

woa based
used to not care but im basically 30 so no harm in doing so

I just simply never go outside

*sits down besoid ya*

Britishers hated Alan Turing for being gay. If Alan Turing was french, he would be praised

There was no legal recognition of same-sex relationships in Britain until 2005

a bit late in the western world

it's more romantic when it's taboo
stealing kisses with your boys isn't as fun when it's allowed

what do you get out of this freak

I’m Munya Chawawa

'ate poofs simple as

Not gay but sucking a cock is proper sexy

off to make a cup of tea lads haha. something i've beendoing recently and also for about 15 years straight x

shut up faggot. If britain loved gay, Reynhard Sinaga wouldnt be most profilic rapist in the uk

you're delusional if you think parts of Eastern Europe are totally fine with open gay relationships. Isn't it still illegal in Russia as well?

I'm stuck in hell lads, literally hell

i said in the western world. eastern europeans arent westoids

it's most likely a bot

*stares down at the floor and waves* hi lad

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completely straight with a gf of 8 years but love being a fuckhole and a dirty little cum dumpster for huge pozzed cocks

been becoming a bit of a heroin head lately haha x

Liev Schreiber opened up about his trans daughter Kai and the 'profound moment' when his second eldest child came out to the star.

Schreiber applauded the teen's strength and bravery while expressing, 'Kai is such a fighter. It's important that she goes, "Hey, I am trans," and, "Look at me," and, "F*** you. F*** off."'

naughty naughty x

Big reddit fan

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true

it's not, he replied to mikey with a vocaroo a few days ago

sweating my balls off lads
sunberg is bang out of order here

not even 10 and its already feels like 20c

Operation Rolling Chunder

Might cum on my own tits

bought some new balance 550s

to the tune of 'sailing' by rod stewart

i am wanking
i am waaannking

Got the 'entes on

Got to go to a meeting at 2pm so I can’t fully enjoy my comfy WFH Friday like i would want to

Get the pints cracked big stuff

*have to go

found an enormous house spider living in a pile of dirty laundry and threw him out of a third storey window
bro must have felt like he was failing off a skyscraper lmao

Cabot family is unironically more old money than house of Hanover

Nah

actually shaking with excitement waiting for diego to show up

Congolese nigger BBC nigger BBC nigger cock

gfberg seems to not like me anymore after I farted in her presence

janny turning a blind eye to straight up spam

and rightly so
fart-positive couples are grim

Rorke:

*yeets spider*

Spider:

Come fly with meeeeeee lets fly let’s fly awayyyyyyyy…

The beetle the spider lands next to just minding his own business:

WHAT THE HELL? WHAT TYE HELL? WHAT THE HELLY? WHAT THE HELLYONCE?

Leftypol:

Rorke are you on giffgaff or something mate?

True story

find it mad how there might be couples out there who have lived together for decades but refuse to fart or burp in front of each other

scirema

promising gimmique

14

Spider:

Everything went better than expected

grim little goblin

scettasgbn

they're deeply repressed people.

rorke's diabetic da: need a chocolate barrrrrrr

scrag

Repression is a key to greatness thoughbeit

scyisdiigri8

spider flew past my window just then

We are all coping

do black girls actually like white guys that much? I so rarely see wmbf couples

i see them more than bmwf ngl

delusional

well data suggests they dont

if a black girl isn't dating a white guy it's because she can't get one or her family won't let her

You are all on drugs.

try leaving your smelly bedroom sometimes

why do you follow christianity and not one of the older religions then

wmbf

bmwf

bunch of porn-brained retards

Er, what older religions?

Northumberland is Scottish clay.

Scotland is English clay so it all balances out x

why do all keep using this faggot's threads? are you dumb as shit or what?

think it's weird that national leaders should have to live in "official" houses like the white house and 10 downing street and so on

Don't really give a fuck to be honest, the OP is just one post at the end of the day

how tf is that weird

They don't have to live in them but it's usually very convenient as their offices are nearby

it just is, they shouldn't have to move into a house that they might not even like just because the tradition demands it

it's /brit/ tradition to blindly flock to the first new posted regardless of who made it, what the image is or how early it was made

so the answer is yes lmao

well they need to be around all their cabinet/staff etc

she wants a skinnyfat pale virgin who works with spreadsheets

why are you retarded like a yank

oh and their staff all sleep in little cabins with bunkbeds in the same building do they?
why are you gay?

oh and their staff all sleep in little cabins with bunkbeds in the same building do they?

Some of them yes

So which one of you lads is running the tranny LARP then?

i thought slavery was illegal

nigga heil hitler

pope adolf hitler

just being a bit bonkers haha x

about 8 cans deep now

wasn't like that before the last year or so
so a new tradition for spastic retard newfags I guess

they have kalles in a shop in my town
should i try it

What's the deal with the mong on VPN then? Ziedy?

I just can't believe Stark would stoop to that and right in the middle of Montana and Dakota's wedding.

the pope has a personal Twitter, instagram and Duolingo account and plays Words With Friends

Mad ting

if you enjoy caviar paste yeah go for it, put it on bread with some slices of eggs

that's how your ancestors built the pyramids

Probably is ziedbelg. Same hours and same autistic determination to just be weird for attention

was up until 4am gooning

my dick's all smelly like poo from all the men's arses i've been putting it in

gay homosexuals be like corrr

nth for the gyaldem

might suck a covfefe

any foreign flag other than australia or u.s. (and sometimes canada) is the same faggot freak spammer you know this already

done this a couple times, always massively regretted it after

great minds x

what's stopping me from making 2 coffees?

I don't give a damn

Mental how ziedbelg and heathermong ruined this general. Truly cancerous individuals.

Anon Babblebrit is back on the menu?

Getting Sky installed today but I don’t have a TV licence. Bit naughty aren’t I x

russians are the indians of white people

dreamt about my dead cat and woke up crying

Let it go. Nobody wants to be forced to be a tripcunt.

looks like janny dropped the ban hammer

Literally haven't seen either for ages

dunno weather to suck a coffee or not

Nice try heatherpaedo

get it down you

beautiful pidgeonberg outside making sounds

Got a meeting at 11:30 so cannot possibly get any work done between now and then

what's he saying

been off the coffee and can't go back now I know what proper sleep is like. never drank coffee past 11am anyway but just more sensitive to it I guess

youre literally in it retard

glad my kidneys and liver work properly

gothsluts

Supreme taste

dont know hes just doing:

brh BRHH brh..brh BRHH brh..brh BRHH brh..

are you familiar with "waiting mode" and its association with disorders such as ADHD?

ROFL..

I think caffeine is just a scam and does nothing
I only drink it for the taste

love pigeons me.

More importantly why the fuck is Iceland in it

had dreams about being scammed recently

"adhd" isn't real silly

don't think so

Why did Peter visit Cornelius?

Going from being 25 years old to being 37 years old is a bitch because you've gone from havinh lived a quarter of your life to less than a third and that's assuming you live to be 100.

zoomers with the son-dad complex again. lil nigga you're hitting 25 this year you HAVE to stop calling people 7 years older than you "uncs" omdzzzzz

No idea.

ssshhhuut up you'll convince doctors to take away my legally prescribed meth

An angel appeared to him and told him to send for Peter. Cornelius sent his men to find Peter, and the Holy Ghost told Peter to go with them. At Cornelius's house, Peter taught all the people who had gathered there. He told them about the gospel of Jesus Christ, and they felt the Holy Ghost and knew it was true.

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That felt good.

Millennial meltie

once I was young
once I was smart
now I'm living on the edge of my nerves

ok unc lmfao rizz-x it lad

lil zoomerbro still mentally living in 2019

put the car round the corner as i had it cleaned and i don't want to get the sap off the trees

Python practice done and dusted team. got 4 out of the 5 questions done correctly. didn't really understand the last one 2bh

Fares is back.

lil zoomer lording it up to us millennials but later on he'll be posting his gay anime hentai cartoons and crying about his permavirginity again

I used to do that then i realised it's an inevitability, so I just stopped caring. Will throw some soapy water over it tomorrow for a quick clean. Can't be arsed doing anything more though

Do you relate at all?

linen trousers and shirt
canvas espadrilles
aviator sunglasses
habit rouge eau de toilette

it's summer time de lads

Cool.

grown man beefing with me cuh

what colour buttplug x

mmhmm friday
the cronem getting dey luh waves done yeah? x

zoomers be like vgh the roman empire but he be googling what roman numeral XXVII is

Why are you gems and precious stones hidden away from the rest of the British public then?

can sense the projection in this post

Millennials trying to insult us but then unironically incorporating our slang into their posts will always be funny asl to me

lil zoomer be calling himself misunderstood because he watched Drive

Never.

apparently there's a whole sect of youtube channels catered towards toddlers that have squajillions of views and no one over the age of 5 knows about it

lil zoomer unable to communicate without dumb cartoons of screaming crying wojaks and handsome squidwards

blud is 42 and his opps are 26 LOL everyone he went to school with has a family and a job and kids and a life now and he’s doing this on Anon Babble

Sometimes get notifications from r/UK because im baited by headlines but jesus christ you get more nuance and diverse opinions on /brit/ than there, redditors saying all right wing media should be dismantled because its "harmful"

What?

even Shakespeare did low effort sex jokes

who are you talking to nigga i don't own any gems

1. it's almost never unironic
2. whatever slang you claim to have invented, millennials probably came up with it first

video game highschool?

someone post that chart again where 90% of zoomer havent even seen a human vagina before

There'll be a big ferrari and it'll be worse for you than it is now Louis.

?

zoomers getting rattled because everyone thinks they're mongs and takes the piss out of them lol

bruh :skull:

lil zoomer worshipping kanye west as the new leader of the white race again because he made a meme rap lyric or something again

Cool.

Need you cunts in jobs and not wanking to men cosplaying as little girls

90% of them fell out of one. Just open your eyes lil nigga

Zoomer lingo is peak

Muh intergenerational differences

huh?

unc signing up to pensionbee so he can access all of his pensions from one place

im literally ruining a grown mans day just because I am 10 years younger than him thats so wild

lil zoomer trying to destroy any evidence he was ever in to death grips

26 and dont feel any different to being 19

i'm a late millennial and my gf was an early zoomer and i used to banter her about it
anyway, she dumped me and i tried to kill myself over it

bringing back conscription just for neets

cor she's fit

you're not ruining anyone's day except your own you sad little freak :(

You're genuinely low IQ

I can fix her

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I remember.

It'll hit you in the next few years when you realise you're nearly 30 and your fellow younguns actually think you're an old cunt and not one of them

t. 29

lil zoomer opting out of his pension so he can support his parasocial relationship with his onlyfans content creator

and then, for some reason, Catholicism experienced a surge

Fucking noncecase

theres a zesty gay brit twink being gay and zesty in this thread

Is this a very ugly woman?

I BREAK MIRRORS WITH MY FACE IN THE UNITED STATES I BREAK MIRRORS WITH MY FACE IN THE UNITED STATES

I saw it.

thats a bloke isn't it

death grips is soylennial cringe

N H H

You absolutely cant fix that. Guarantee she goes for guys that abuse snd fuck her up more

um

..yh

Millennial niggas chucking finesteride pills down their gullets and sharing their nofap streaks

:D

sick today lads but i have to do work
what kind of fucked up world is this

early 40s adult male aggressively beefing with kids on Anon Babble on a sunny friday morning whilst his peers plan their weekends with their wives and children

lil zoomer spending 12 hours on discord defending nick fuentes (leader of le groyper army)

imagine being born caesarean, didn't even get to see a vagina at birth

:D

90s kids tier drip

blog on

bad case of the sniffles?

the prime age to be having children is your 20s. But you're sat in your RGB lit bedroom wanking to streamer bath water lmfao

Gen Beta niggas be like "goo goo gaga" ok mf how about get a job?