/brit/
/brit/
I think it's hot when British people have sex
European history
we were making global history lad
why is England omitted from this? I can only assume this image was made by a seething europoor
This image doesn't make sense
you are europoor doe
*Loses my virginity so it won't eat me*
eating my berries and yoghurt
eating my curds and whey
cute
This is the greatest Brit alive today
hell yeah brother its friday
the UK isn't European
Brits have bad teeth, Euros don't
Brits have pinkish skin color, Euros have orange (Nordics and German), brown (Meds), yellow (Slavs), black (French)
Brits use common law, Euros use civil law
Brits are fat, Euros aren't
Brits are half catholic-protestants anglican, Euros are catholic, protestant or Orthodox
Brits hate gays, Euros love and protect them
going to start wearing sunscreen and moisturizer to avoid looking like a leather bag in 20 years
Day 5 of living alone. I don’t think I could manage at least 30 more years of this.
You just know he prays for TND daily
Nice, I've started too.
We're going to be dilfs.
Brits hate gays
are you literally insane?
everything else I can accept but come on sweetie
Poofs
I'm euro but I'm not poor
Idiot
im not sick but im not well
true dat, scottish enlightenment was unironically more influential than french revolution
celebrate with a krocket
woa based
used to not care but im basically 30 so no harm in doing so
I just simply never go outside
*sits down besoid ya*
Britishers hated Alan Turing for being gay. If Alan Turing was french, he would be praised
There was no legal recognition of same-sex relationships in Britain until 2005
a bit late in the western world
it's more romantic when it's taboo
stealing kisses with your boys isn't as fun when it's allowed
what do you get out of this freak
I’m Munya Chawawa
'ate poofs simple as
Not gay but sucking a cock is proper sexy
off to make a cup of tea lads haha. something i've beendoing recently and also for about 15 years straight x
shut up faggot. If britain loved gay, Reynhard Sinaga wouldnt be most profilic rapist in the uk
you're delusional if you think parts of Eastern Europe are totally fine with open gay relationships. Isn't it still illegal in Russia as well?
I'm stuck in hell lads, literally hell
i said in the western world. eastern europeans arent westoids
it's most likely a bot
*stares down at the floor and waves* hi lad
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completely straight with a gf of 8 years but love being a fuckhole and a dirty little cum dumpster for huge pozzed cocks
been becoming a bit of a heroin head lately haha x
Liev Schreiber opened up about his trans daughter Kai and the 'profound moment' when his second eldest child came out to the star.
Schreiber applauded the teen's strength and bravery while expressing, 'Kai is such a fighter. It's important that she goes, "Hey, I am trans," and, "Look at me," and, "F*** you. F*** off."'
naughty naughty x
Big reddit fan
true
it's not, he replied to mikey with a vocaroo a few days ago
sweating my balls off lads
sunberg is bang out of order here
not even 10 and its already feels like 20c
Operation Rolling Chunder
Might cum on my own tits
bought some new balance 550s
to the tune of 'sailing' by rod stewart
i am wanking
i am waaannking
Got the 'entes on
Got to go to a meeting at 2pm so I can’t fully enjoy my comfy WFH Friday like i would want to
Get the pints cracked big stuff
*have to go
found an enormous house spider living in a pile of dirty laundry and threw him out of a third storey window
bro must have felt like he was failing off a skyscraper lmao
Cabot family is unironically more old money than house of Hanover
Nah
actually shaking with excitement waiting for diego to show up
Congolese nigger BBC nigger BBC nigger cock
gfberg seems to not like me anymore after I farted in her presence
janny turning a blind eye to straight up spam
and rightly so
fart-positive couples are grim
Rorke:
*yeets spider*
Spider:
Come fly with meeeeeee lets fly let’s fly awayyyyyyyy…
The beetle the spider lands next to just minding his own business:
WHAT THE HELL? WHAT TYE HELL? WHAT THE HELLY? WHAT THE HELLYONCE?
Leftypol:
Rorke are you on giffgaff or something mate?
True story
find it mad how there might be couples out there who have lived together for decades but refuse to fart or burp in front of each other
scirema
promising gimmique
14
Spider:
Everything went better than expected
grim little goblin
scettasgbn
they're deeply repressed people.
rorke's diabetic da: need a chocolate barrrrrrr
scrag
Repression is a key to greatness thoughbeit
scyisdiigri8
rorke
spider flew past my window just then
We are all coping
do black girls actually like white guys that much? I so rarely see wmbf couples
i see them more than bmwf ngl
delusional
well data suggests they dont
if a black girl isn't dating a white guy it's because she can't get one or her family won't let her
You are all on drugs.
try leaving your smelly bedroom sometimes
why do you follow christianity and not one of the older religions then
wmbf
bmwf
bunch of porn-brained retards
Er, what older religions?
Northumberland is Scottish clay.
Scotland is English clay so it all balances out x
why do all keep using this faggot's threads? are you dumb as shit or what?
think it's weird that national leaders should have to live in "official" houses like the white house and 10 downing street and so on
Don't really give a fuck to be honest, the OP is just one post at the end of the day
how tf is that weird
They don't have to live in them but it's usually very convenient as their offices are nearby
it just is, they shouldn't have to move into a house that they might not even like just because the tradition demands it
it's /brit/ tradition to blindly flock to the first new posted regardless of who made it, what the image is or how early it was made
so the answer is yes lmao
well they need to be around all their cabinet/staff etc
she wants a skinnyfat pale virgin who works with spreadsheets
why are you retarded like a yank
oh and their staff all sleep in little cabins with bunkbeds in the same building do they?
why are you gay?
oh and their staff all sleep in little cabins with bunkbeds in the same building do they?
Some of them yes
So which one of you lads is running the tranny LARP then?
i thought slavery was illegal
nigga heil hitler
pope adolf hitler
just being a bit bonkers haha x
about 8 cans deep now
wasn't like that before the last year or so
so a new tradition for spastic retard newfags I guess
they have kalles in a shop in my town
should i try it
What's the deal with the mong on VPN then? Ziedy?
I just can't believe Stark would stoop to that and right in the middle of Montana and Dakota's wedding.
the pope has a personal Twitter, instagram and Duolingo account and plays Words With Friends
Mad ting
if you enjoy caviar paste yeah go for it, put it on bread with some slices of eggs
that's how your ancestors built the pyramids
IRREFUTABLE
Probably is ziedbelg. Same hours and same autistic determination to just be weird for attention
was up until 4am gooning
my dick's all smelly like poo from all the men's arses i've been putting it in
gay homosexuals be like corrr
nth for the gyaldem
might suck a covfefe
any foreign flag other than australia or u.s. (and sometimes canada) is the same faggot freak spammer you know this already
done this a couple times, always massively regretted it after
great minds x
what's stopping me from making 2 coffees?
Holodem charm offensive
I don't give a damn
Mental how ziedbelg and heathermong ruined this general. Truly cancerous individuals.
Anon Babblebrit is back on the menu?
Getting Sky installed today but I don’t have a TV licence. Bit naughty aren’t I x
russians are the indians of white people
dreamt about my dead cat and woke up crying
Let it go. Nobody wants to be forced to be a tripcunt.
How'd it die?
youtube.com
looks like janny dropped the ban hammer
Literally haven't seen either for ages
dunno weather to suck a coffee or not
Nice try heatherpaedo
get it down you
beautiful pidgeonberg outside making sounds
Got a meeting at 11:30 so cannot possibly get any work done between now and then
what's he saying
been off the coffee and can't go back now I know what proper sleep is like. never drank coffee past 11am anyway but just more sensitive to it I guess
youre literally in it retard
glad my kidneys and liver work properly
<3
gothsluts
Supreme taste
dont know hes just doing:
brh BRHH brh..brh BRHH brh..brh BRHH brh..
are you familiar with "waiting mode" and its association with disorders such as ADHD?
ROFL..
I think caffeine is just a scam and does nothing
I only drink it for the taste
love pigeons me.
More importantly why the fuck is Iceland in it
had dreams about being scammed recently
"adhd" isn't real silly
don't think so
Why did Peter visit Cornelius?
Going from being 25 years old to being 37 years old is a bitch because you've gone from havinh lived a quarter of your life to less than a third and that's assuming you live to be 100.
zoomers with the son-dad complex again. lil nigga you're hitting 25 this year you HAVE to stop calling people 7 years older than you "uncs" omdzzzzz
No idea.
ssshhhuut up you'll convince doctors to take away my legally prescribed meth
An angel appeared to him and told him to send for Peter. Cornelius sent his men to find Peter, and the Holy Ghost told Peter to go with them. At Cornelius's house, Peter taught all the people who had gathered there. He told them about the gospel of Jesus Christ, and they felt the Holy Ghost and knew it was true.
That felt good.
Millennial meltie
once I was young
once I was smart
now I'm living on the edge of my nerves
ok unc lmfao rizz-x it lad
lil zoomerbro still mentally living in 2019
put the car round the corner as i had it cleaned and i don't want to get the sap off the trees
Python practice done and dusted team. got 4 out of the 5 questions done correctly. didn't really understand the last one 2bh
Fares is back.
lil zoomer lording it up to us millennials but later on he'll be posting his gay anime hentai cartoons and crying about his permavirginity again
I used to do that then i realised it's an inevitability, so I just stopped caring. Will throw some soapy water over it tomorrow for a quick clean. Can't be arsed doing anything more though
Do you relate at all?
linen trousers and shirt
canvas espadrilles
aviator sunglasses
habit rouge eau de toilette
it's summer time de lads
Cool.
grown man beefing with me cuh
what colour buttplug x
mmhmm friday
the cronem getting dey luh waves done yeah? x
zoomers be like vgh the roman empire but he be googling what roman numeral XXVII is
Why are you gems and precious stones hidden away from the rest of the British public then?
can sense the projection in this post
Millennials trying to insult us but then unironically incorporating our slang into their posts will always be funny asl to me
lil zoomer be calling himself misunderstood because he watched Drive
Never.
apparently there's a whole sect of youtube channels catered towards toddlers that have squajillions of views and no one over the age of 5 knows about it
lil zoomer unable to communicate without dumb cartoons of screaming crying wojaks and handsome squidwards
blud is 42 and his opps are 26 LOL everyone he went to school with has a family and a job and kids and a life now and he’s doing this on Anon Babble
Sometimes get notifications from r/UK because im baited by headlines but jesus christ you get more nuance and diverse opinions on /brit/ than there, redditors saying all right wing media should be dismantled because its "harmful"
What?
even Shakespeare did low effort sex jokes
who are you talking to nigga i don't own any gems
1. it's almost never unironic
2. whatever slang you claim to have invented, millennials probably came up with it first
video game highschool?
someone post that chart again where 90% of zoomer havent even seen a human vagina before
There'll be a big ferrari and it'll be worse for you than it is now Louis.
?
zoomers getting rattled because everyone thinks they're mongs and takes the piss out of them lol
bruh :skull:
lil zoomer worshipping kanye west as the new leader of the white race again because he made a meme rap lyric or something again
Cool.
Need you cunts in jobs and not wanking to men cosplaying as little girls
90% of them fell out of one. Just open your eyes lil nigga
Zoomer lingo is peak
Muh intergenerational differences
huh?
unc signing up to pensionbee so he can access all of his pensions from one place
im literally ruining a grown mans day just because I am 10 years younger than him thats so wild
lil zoomer trying to destroy any evidence he was ever in to death grips
26 and dont feel any different to being 19
i'm a late millennial and my gf was an early zoomer and i used to banter her about it
anyway, she dumped me and i tried to kill myself over it
bringing back conscription just for neets
cor she's fit
you're not ruining anyone's day except your own you sad little freak :(
You're genuinely low IQ
I can fix her
I remember.
It'll hit you in the next few years when you realise you're nearly 30 and your fellow younguns actually think you're an old cunt and not one of them
t. 29
lil zoomer opting out of his pension so he can support his parasocial relationship with his onlyfans content creator
and then, for some reason, Catholicism experienced a surge
Fucking noncecase
theres a zesty gay brit twink being gay and zesty in this thread
Is this a very ugly woman?
I BREAK MIRRORS WITH MY FACE IN THE UNITED STATES I BREAK MIRRORS WITH MY FACE IN THE UNITED STATES
I saw it.
thats a bloke isn't it
death grips is soylennial cringe
N H H
You absolutely cant fix that. Guarantee she goes for guys that abuse snd fuck her up more
um
..yh
Millennial niggas chucking finesteride pills down their gullets and sharing their nofap streaks
:D
sick today lads but i have to do work
what kind of fucked up world is this
early 40s adult male aggressively beefing with kids on Anon Babble on a sunny friday morning whilst his peers plan their weekends with their wives and children
lil zoomer spending 12 hours on discord defending nick fuentes (leader of le groyper army)
imagine being born caesarean, didn't even get to see a vagina at birth
:D
90s kids tier drip
blog on
bad case of the sniffles?
the prime age to be having children is your 20s. But you're sat in your RGB lit bedroom wanking to streamer bath water lmfao
Gen Beta niggas be like "goo goo gaga" ok mf how about get a job?