Looksmatch edition
/brit/
Hej hej
asg
walt disney jews stopped her looking like this in the movies
forgot to take my pills oopsies
*beckons you over*
Whatever you do, do not look up the user BBCPRINCESS9 on reddit.
Just don't, alright?
See ya around.
any unhinged and unmedicated man in
rorke
Got the Switch 2 Mario Kart World preorder in.
Binging and wahooing my fucking chebs off on June 5th
why does a british flag always link the mexican flag's new?
fruity ahhhh cat
BBCPRINCESS9 on reddit
that's a man
Look at this and tell me if you could make something like this on psychiatric drugs you little sod
that's a whole grown ass man
Couldn't take it if a demon crept into my room, picked out my favourite dildo, lubed it up and started arse fucking me. I'd emotionally break down, making it easier to be possessed ;/. Might lube my arse tonight just in case, don't want anal fissures.
fitt
so this is ziedy...
same nigga different IP
its 190
Demon rimming my arse
Mental how no one took the opportunity to larp as famous tripfags now that the salt is changed
UM
just randomly remembered this post lol
you're anglo
yes I literally just said I'm welsh
just had one of those wanks where you edge too close to finishing and you end up just spontaneously splurging in the safest direction
no clue why bossman tolerates my antics
would have fired me years ago if I were him
Sent that larping little monkey flying, bet he cant speak a word of Welsh
modern classic
Was just showing this picture to the lads down at the hospice
bet he cant speak a word of Welsh
quite normal for a welshman
oh ok idk what that means I just assume all foreign flag vpn spamming freaks are the same person
luckily I have two dicks
Welsh niggas be like "plaid cum reeeeee"
The 'nch
when you think about it
rorke was the jester
and we were the clowns
How come so many female teachers are predators that can't resist shota cock?
how i be postin on /brit/ x
no one, absolutely no one has the sound of music playing in their heads right now hahahaha just kidding lol
blimey... um... brb
youtube.com
whiskers on kittens
um
Don't think any other flag comes close to Australia/NZ in terms of quality, most of their posts are just high quality witty banter, usually quite funny or chuckle inducing, even if theyre not theyre never really terrible like yank or leaf posts
yum!
if you had to be executed what method would you choose? for me its the humble and classic guillotine
hmm not sure if i should buy some opioid pills or just go full indulgence in heroin
vpn off bruce
virgin here... what the fuck is that?!
Resi 4 remake mint game not as good as the original though
you're a faggot cunt is what you are
Head crushed by an elephants foot
electric chair, i know it's more painful than other modern execution methods, but i just like the idea of being zapped to death
ive had 3 emails from united utility about water issues in my area today. yet they want to charge me £320 for water. and im already behind on payments. got half a mind to ring them with a menthol elf sob story and if they dont accept it then get verbally abusive about them failing to provide a service. i wonder how long before they pass the debt to a court summons or collection agency
damn he zesty af
honestly agree, whacky bruce is a stale gimmick but their posts are usually nonsensical in a funny way
apart from that borelord heroinlad
No one, absolutely no one has tattoos on /brit/ haha, no way. I refuse to believe you're a bunch of Chad normie shaggers that get tattoo'd like Deano. Haha. Foff. x
make mine a 99
Listening to M83
just aussies the kiwis dont make any posts
death by snu snu
Cause a right mess I would
I would want to be shot to bits with a heavy machine gun, or several of them, like that guy in RoboCop
they gotta bring that one back
cant find the staff
never done snu snu
Drinking poison like Socrates
The prisoner is generally tied to a gun with the upper part of the small of his back resting against the muzzle. When the gun is fired, his head is seen to go straight up into the air some forty or fifty feet; the arms fly off right and left, high up in the air, and fall at, perhaps, a hundred yards distance; the legs drop to the ground beneath the muzzle of the gun; and the body is literally blown away altogether, not a vestige being seen.
We used to be so based
Battle Royale style bomb collar
do u hate me
liturgy
you only ever do snu snu once
time to eat retarded beans out of the tin
what advice ought I offer chaps
yes I literally just said I'm welsh
I've been known to have a mayo wank from time to time.
im sorry yes :( you horrid chinese bastad
so this is adolescence huh
Less wogs, more planet earth
I'll ask my g she always tells me how much she loves the BBC and wants to be in to all the time. I have offered multiple times to pay for a tour of Media City in Salford but always turns it out down for some reason
rlly mean
currently hearkening to firth of fifth and playing air piano
so this is rorke
Oh fuck off
Thinking about the glorious nation of russia and crying
contemplating swimming to rotterdam
tony banks is a little bitch
more programming for an educated middle class audience
too much slop on currently
ask them to make Doctor Who 13 episodes a series again, and tell them to stop insisting that Doctor Who restarted at Series 1 in 2023.
you rotter haha
you're lucky to live in china and not canada you little shit
get the boyfriends tummy kissed, rorke.
There's going to be a congressman visiting the place i work at today
what am i like haha x
reckon i’d argue for exile instead of death, solves their problem either way doesn’t it
if not i’d go with the ol’ shot to the back of my head
give him a hug
youtube showing me nonce videos
Hes black
Time to post a few gimmicks I suppose
give him a really tight hug
really squeeze the life out of him
Are mothers supposed to act like this?
Apparently my two year old niece has fallen down the stairs after playing hide and seek with my sister. I asked my sister why she didn't have some child gate. She said because she saw some statistic that says that it's more dangerous to have a child gate because children may not have confidence with the stairs and this may cause an accident
As opposed to the totally unmitigated accident they've just had
She's in the hospital and constantly vomiting so she's clearly got a bad concussion
For fuck sake
most dignified australian
he looks 12 and 30 at the same time
gave myself a nosebleed by picking my nose with a sharp fingernail :(
I think I figured out my gimmick. Introducing
GIMMICK LAD (me)
My gimmick is gimmicks. I come out with a load of crazy whacky gimmicks. I discuss gimmicks, I rate gimmicks, I invent gimmicks.
I am gimmick lad.
oh for fuck sake rorke your mums a milf and she had lots of hot buttery sex in her time get over it
fucking grim
how do you know she's a mother?
she's french
won't end up like the last 50 lads who tried to do exactly that
my gimmick is microgimmicks, manage to get about 4 or 5 into every post I make but they usually fly under the radar
Ordered a pizza through the post and it hasn't come yet
do you say that just because it's roland garros?
/brit/ content house
no, i can tell
stepmother?
Okay what about mothers with their daughters, are they supposed to act like this?
This is what I look like
um yes
no she was actually french.
she is
if she were french, you'd have seen her tits
yes that is ok
wahey time for another weekend where I achieve absolutely nothing
parents kiss their children
it's normal
Got the Amberlynn Reid kino on
wahey looking pretty white today big don chazza
mental to think while i'm in the middle of having a crazy goon sesh with the lads in discord there are terrible wars happening around the world and people being genocide'd.
wasnt worth posting the first time
Conjuring 2 is a bit over dramatic
looking good!
bet you have a hot gf
This is what I look like
eyes are boggling at that one lads
jewish and chicanoid, holy fuck.
coomers OUT
Pictured: the old days when Mousey and Diego ruled the roost
No
car parts have finally arrived. repairs are booked in for Wednesday. im buzzing. cant wait to have my car back.
how do brits cope with knowing puritan families from boston (brahmin) and new england are more old money than hanover family
I remember when a house was on fire down my street. It's upper working class, nice street. All the chavs and scum class came from their streets just to watch, didn't even offer the family water or anything. In fact some of the chavs literally ordered McDonald's to the house to eat whilst they watched, literally used their address.
Meanwhile you just twitched your curtains judging them, while you did absolutely fuck all either
Boring cowardly twat
just took a pic of myself in the laptop webcam and i look so sickly pale and disheveled
Yeah Conjuring 2 is shit
someone do something to the swedish flagged nonce
Took them bottles of water you cynical dork
done him
Great post
God doesn't exist and religion doesn't matter you weird ignorant subhuman monkey
i dont give a fwak fwam
went for a walk, now I'm sitting at the train station getting some sun
normal people go outdoors. I'm outdoors. I'm normal.
entire cadbury oreo sandwich bar straight down the hatch like it was nothing
believing in a higher power is a natural intuition
rorkes creps lmaooooooooooo
Going to be toiling tomorrow for 4 hours
yeah for you little brown monkeymen
mental how low IQ brick is
My son was born in August last year so I've seen first hand the kind of retarded shit parents do and believe.
He slept in our bed for the first few months and you'd think we were the most evil parents of all time for doing that because "co sleeping leads to cot death!" despite literally every other culture outside of the US and UK doing it.
Also you realise there's no such thing as "unexplained cot death" they just say that to mothers who have got mad and shaken their baby until they got brain damage or smothered them with pillows so they don't kill themselves with guilt.
fucking hell what's going on with the weather
it's going to be mid 20s and sunny for the next two weeks
my incel bedroom is going to reek
good lad. no toil today?
kyrieeeee
kyrieeeee
eleison
at least my ancestors werent apes
evolution isnt real, the earth is flat, donald trump won. seethe
grim grim grim
done him
beer garden weather
My great grandfather served in the royal italian army during ww1
Judas (not Iscariot) said to him, "Lord, how is it that you will manifest yourself to us, and not to the world?"
The cardinals have convened in the gooncave
at least my ancestors werent apes
you say that but you're indonesian
it's not right
have you got a giant house in sicily
yeah maybe if i had any mates
dark fruits weather this
boysex
Why the fuck are there so many lads wearing big puffy coats outside. It's 20 degrees, they must be boiling
Yes its called a latifundium
the pubs with beer gardens are going to make a fucking fortune due to global warming
bellyberg just gurgled at me
need him out of business
to hide their knives
not when starmer bans smoking everyone will just booze in the park
why dont you live there instead of oklahoma or kansas or whatever it is
starmer will ban parks
France
In 2022, France's homicide rate was 1.21 murders per 100,000 inhabitants
Indonesia
In 2022, Indonesia's homicide rate was 0.3 cases per 100,000 population.
Was working earlier but finished up now. Meant I didn't have the full day. Off tomorrow though so there may very well be a large virgin walk about the town on the cards since I have more time then. Meant to be sunny then too
normal people go into town on sunny Saturdays. I walk around town on my own for several hours on sunny Saturdays therefore I too am normal
Sir smoke on the water
ye you're not wrong mate
i.4cdn.org
millennial gets fired
/asean/ saying the Indog eagle poster is a girl but it could be a trap
I do the same on my saturdays just walk around some nice areas then through the city centre. maybe we cross paths
what for?
xhe is craving BBC now
Hope it's the cronem finally turning on Ziedy for misrepresenting their business on online fora
just to get out of the house for a bit. only time i leave the house all week really
maybe we cross paths
god i hope not
the bet
um
thtey elecetd new popw
Wouldn't mind kicking her to death and dumping her body in the middle of nowhere before taunting her concerned family through social media x
Quite possibly lad, quite possibly.
They say it's good to get out the house. I have no pals and no girlfriend so getting out the house for me involves walking several kilometres about the town, talking to no one.
I'm not sure how many more walks I'll need to do before someone acknowledges my existence, perhaps hundreds or thousands. I think normal people generally go into town with their friends and girlfriends though so in some respects it's unlikely they'll ever reach out to a stranger walking past them.
yhe binble
mental how kayne west is clearly mental but there are still people legally making money out of him despite how unethical that is
yep the smoke came out of the chimbley
some of your are freaks
I reckon I did catch someone posting on /brit/ once on their phone, they were definitely on Anon Babble and posts had flags
alri lads been about 6 years since i was here last how are we haha x
Georgia meloni (new Merkel) has banned italian diaspora from getting citizenship while allowing unlimited amounts of africans and asians to flood into the country
so getting out the house for me involves walking several kilometres about the town, talking to no one.
kahteem
even the idea of striking up a conversation with a stranger is in the realm of fantasy to me
liar why would you return if you managed to leave this cesspit
yeah it's weird how no one really seems to grasp that. people are just taking his recent epic nazi melty as something sane and usual which he should be eternally punished and judged for when the man is clearly off his rocker
zoolenial belongs in a zoo
YOU'RE AN ANIMAL
oh thank god you're back it's been just awful
just awful!
*shakes your hand loose grip*
hello
mate it's been absolute shit the moment you left, so glad you're back x (touches you inappropriately)
haha wahey x
where's deano
where's cokelad
where's poleaboo
where's ed
where's turtle
etc
yeah the music industry is well known for its ethics
what else is there really
all of those are dead we have much worse personalities now
From now on I will begin going by my stage name "Vin Diesel"
Rorke frantically creating a Threads account
sent that frog flying
minors look like THAT?!?!!?!?
Wmaf couples always look so happy
You are genuinely low-IQ
MAN I'M JESUS CHRIST, ILLUMINATI TRYING TO STEAL MY KIDS, NOBODY SMARTER THAN ME
lol black rapper man funny xD
95% OF RECORD PRODUCERS ARE JEWS, WHY IS THAT?
SHUT HIM DOWN RIGHT FUCKING NOW
keep being recommended accounts from them on insta
squirting school girls
um... with a water pistol??
my arse cries out for a raping
tfw you have a psychological urge to fap but you're a wet noodle
might get a tub of ice cream from the paki shop
if this shit makes you want to have a wank, you're too far gone
Swear jeff wasn't always this dogshit
Was just saying this to the lass scanning my shopping at Lidl
crazy how unattractive she is but how much hollywood wants you to believe she is
Might get into low iq antisemitism
No their shaved little pussies
he definitely was
Got my lips around an espresso
love the little sheep
*expresso
suckling on a dimpled delight
Her face takes extremely well to makeup
alri @qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm3838
u can see his undies slowly turn to brown
errrr...!
bit ironic lol
how so
why can't we have an english pope?
We had one about 900 years ago
lots of english and scottish cardinals that went onto become pope
30x pope john
no he wasn't
Bit of a pisstake that there's never been an Irish pope
the UK has become quite literally not figuratively but literally without a shadow of a doubt without a hint of humor and without twisting any words...literally 1984
humor
FOY
literally 1984
The smartphone was a terrible invention. It casualised access to the Internet and allowed brown biomass (who cannot operate a computer) access to what was, before the late 2000s, pretty much a White network.
yes he was
be quiet
horrible how miserable everyone is
Do something about it then. You won't
just got off the phone to my nan telling her exactly that point
this is why we need the great western internet firewall
Nigga Heil Hitler
I'm attracted to MILFs but the only safe way to fulfill my fantasy is fucking escorts around that age because I feel like otherwise they're going to try and drug me/kill me or give me STDs
It has genuinely destroyed humanity at its very core. Everything that makes us human has been eradicated by this little dopamine machine that fits in everyone's pocket. Love, friendship, art, productivity, everything. All replaced by thumbs up and heart emojis.
Do what?
my nan just sent me a text saying this exact point
Something about it. Can’t you read?
just found out at the age of 34 its illegal to ride a peddle bike on the pavement and i've been doing that since a kid. pretty sure the police have seen me do it too so they dont care either?
i reckon escorts are far more likely to have stds or want to harm you
Don't want the new normal
Just want the good old days back
What would something about it be? Uninvent the iPhone?
no one and i mean absolutely fucking no one keeps up with the highway code
Why? Most of them refuse to go unprotected and as for harming me I don't see how that's likely
A man has been charged in Manchester for allegedly burning a Quran, sparking a debate about free speech versus religious sensitivities. The incident has led to discussions on whether such an act should be considered a criminal offense, with some political figures like Katie Lam and Robert Jenrick arguing against criminalizing religious offense, citing abolished blasphemy laws. Critics, including some MPs, express concerns that this might subtly reintroduce blasphemy laws, challenging the principles of free speech in Britain.
Debrown Britain.
your nan is blackpilled
good to know since i'm going to buy an electric one
New
YES.
Adrian lol a girl's name as expected from a queer englisher