do you guys ever regret that your ancestors weren't the part of Mayflower schizos?
i were british, i would be mad because if my ancestors were too schizo and moved to new world, i would be part if boston brahmin families
/brit/
do you ever regret that your ancestors converted to islam, indog?
i want to cum ina Brits bum
hope janny actually deletes this one
southeast asians being muslims is weird cus theyre the least repressed people and are horny asf
time to go to sleep
no you see it's exclusively australian culture
mad how indonesia's population is almost as big as that of america and yet you never hear much from them
they all watch vtubers
indonesia's population is almost as big as that of america
that must be pure hell
dis nigga thinks south americans dont bbq haahhah DIE YOU FOOL FUCKING DIE
ur people still seethe about papua doe
Rough arse sex with a brit colonizing his anus and laughing at him for losing his empire, yeah
did you know malaysia is part of the commonwealth
they're the same as india though in that it's only the fake commonwealth where they don't actually recognize the monarchy
shouldn't be allowed
pretty diverse place to be fair, some parts are nice and others are dangerous and extremely third world
Korean bbq now that's a good bbq, although I've never tried it but it looks fun right?
Have Malaysians migrated to the UK?
You get drunk on soju and then anything tastes good.
give me one reynhard sinaga, i will be shaking one hundred manchunians
Kys
there was an australian youtuber who made videos about Bali that I liked that I had to unsubscribe from because he stopped making fun of tourists in bali and started making fun of new zealanders
I don't like the diy places
I just want them to bring me a plate of already grilled meat
Um?
miaow like a cat
Look here queer, most Brits are gay. There's nothing wrong with it. British guys are made for breeding.
halloween party with my british bf and he's dressed like a cowboy and i'm dressed in khakis and a pith helmet
just farted
doesnt smell healthy
it's made of shit
wonder if they still have the death penalty for weed over there
thailand used to be extremely strict about weed and then a few years ago they just randomly made it completely legal
what's Schapelle Corby up to nowadays
haven't heard a peep about her since she was released
It's fermenting Happy Jacks what's it supposed to smell like
it's called poo
shes beefing with niggas in among us language
coming over on the mayflower isn't the best time, because then you miss the height of the empire
best time to jump ships is right before ww1
hopefully safe and sound back in australia sinking a fat cone as god intended
Instead of hiring a set piece coach hire an open play coach maybe arsenal will be able to win more
Australia is just typical tsundere and cute neighbor.
We don't care about indogs, hhmmpp
Waitttt watt, a russian base in indogland, noooo!!! this is evil
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dated a girl from mataram once (although half white)
she's muslim but still acts like a total slag posting bikini pics on her socials
Kys you fucking mental invalid. You only breathe to talk about dicks that resemble human shit.
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and the green grass grows all around all around and the green grass grows all around
would be wild if he was actually sponsor to make the cronem posts
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Kys faggot end it now
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instead of replying to the posts it would probably be best to just report them
Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women
i have belgium and egypt filtered in here
it's no use, the cunt has perfected his ban evading craft, i just ignore him, it's not difficult, don't even have to filter
Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.
wonder if vito spatafore could've become the boss if he was never outed as an ass muncher
Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid
Non whites have no right to be.
the prettiest little bug that you ever did see
kanye had to drop a song that slaps so hard everyone would have to admit that its good
but he dropped some slop
now he is destined to be a bum forever
greasing the union
bigger city = bigger mental heath
Emma Watson with a bad case of diarrhea. Me lying on my back with a funnel in my mouth. You put two and two together.
dont make me go to the office NOOO
80 years of "victory" in WW2
British Empire lost
jews in positions of power everywhere
country bankrupted
flooded by racial trash from the third world
We live in hell. WW2 was a crippling blow for the white race. The danger we face now, from the enemy within our gates as well as the one still outside, is greater than the one we faced from the deracinated Romans in the first century, the Huns in the fifth century, the Moors in the eighth century, or the Mongols in the 13th century. If we do not overcome it, we will have no second chance.
got a timer plugin so i dont spend all day on Anon Babble
i've heard that doctors generally recommend going for a checkup at least twice a year, seems like a waste of time to me unless there's something actually wrong with you
it really be like this
Imagine how kino Britain would be if Germany occupied it in WW2 and installed a NS government.
I would've been one of Hitler's top guys.
thinking about hitler, as one does in quiet moments when the mind has unburdened itself with the pragmatic elements of daily life
they did occupy the channel islands
put a cork in it rorke
it's just that america wasn't an ally in WW2. it was a secret third side that came in to claim victory after everyone knocked each other out
you might even say they were the secret third reich all along
What's stopping you turning the plugin off?
he crossed my mind lately, alas to even utter a neutral position would surely lend me swift social punishment
pointless to speculate on alternate histories seriously
in fiction, sure, but metaphysically nothing could be any different than how it is
might as well speculate on what if gravity pushed things away from mass instead of pulled things toward it
If Churchill didn't visit america for help, the uk would look like tank and building desert and likely to be France or Netherlands WW2 tier
Lad bouncing a football walking to school
Don't see that much these days
nice trees
Who?
cronem holding katy's bouncy batty meanwhile
my willpower tho the timers actually at 0 right now and i have to refresh the page for the blocking to work. should probably do that
just found out im gay
Asians be like
HEHEHE WE HAVE HIGHEST IQ, WHITOIDS WILL NEVER BE
Also asians
NOOOO WHY DO OUR SAT HAVE TO BE SET HIGHEST, THIS IS RACIST
seen a wee lad riding his bike to school over the bridge and through the woods that i walk to work. felt like i walked right through a speilberg movie
Los Angeles is about as far away from Hawaii as London is from Baghdad
have a lot of empathy for short guys even though i myself stand at a respectable 6'2"
body shaming should be reserved exclusively for fat people and circumcised men
got a coworker who used to work at kfc and mentions it several times a day at a minimum, bizarre behaviour
probably misses his old job
forgot i had a 9am meeting
fucking CUNTS
i wonder what the metaphysical reason for my existence is
about
so... not?
thanks for your useless information..
.....SPASTIC!!
LET ME SEE THAT TOOTSIE ROLL
THAT TOOTSIE ROLL
i woke up at 12 and ordered some food, went for a run, chilled out a bit now im going to do a few hours work then play some games with my friends :)
how far did you run and how fast?
what does king charles do on an average day
what about prince william
what do you think they think of the state of the nation
are they lizard people?
rorke off to work with nothing more than a thruppence in his pocket
margaret qualley is the ideal woman for a giantess fantasy . tall and awkward but perfect face card
apparently the monarch is the only person who is legally allowed to eat swans, so if i were him i'd be eating a lot of swans just to flex on the commoners
their main skill is making normal conversation with everyone so they have to train at that given that their position makes them stupidly unrelatable . i would bet that the training is similar to improv classes
poos then gets a servant to wipe his bum for him
he does this several times a day
videos I found funny
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video I did not find funny
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drumming my fingers upon my left nipple
Mad how I can say faggot cuck nigger and what used to be a string of random slurs now refers specifically to one individual
that's actually another thing i've pondered
how do they find the people to be their servants and vet them?
is it also a hereditary position?
are they cloned-in-a-vat people?
youtube.com
you dont need to be king for that/ just become a paraplegic
well as the classic ye song goes: “nigga heil hitler”
so it's kicking off between the jeets and pakis is it?
hope the jeet bloke from whom i buy pharmaceuticals from time to time is alright
me?
Get all my jobs through nepotism
20 minutes and i did 1 min running 1 min walking
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lads
zesty cow
wish i could join the mafia and say capsice fuhgedaboudit and burst into songs from bugsy malone at the drop of a hat
can you buy from those Indian pharmacies here?i wouldve thought customs would get you
my ass faggot dad was walking around like a retard and heard this and thought I was watching pornography thank a lot
think i might go raw dogging this summer
my family didnt come to the states until the early 20th century. there's always time to make life better for your descendants
make sure you take prep
ellis island scum
My dad showed me their videos when i went to bali also jimi jackson is a fucking poof
my friend has been doing it regularly for years and never had any dramas, apparently it's like a 2% chance it'll get detected, and even if it is they'll just confiscate it and give you a warning, unless you're importing enough that it could be considered intent to distribute
the poowong pirates just beat the perth pedos 8 - 1
It was a crossover with an nz comedian? No wonder it wasn't funny.
I was watching seven sharp last night and they showcased all the candidates for the 2025 Billy T awards and holy fucking dire not a single funny person in the bunch
for me, it's tittybong
just learnt the word ersatz
50p off of my weetabix? of course, take all my data!
bet clubtards are feeling pretty foolish right now
erm...
really want to own a super expensive car someday like a lambo or something and not get a custom plate for it
it shows that i'm well off but i'm not vain
whats the site
Guessing it's just women
they're all on indiamart, i don't know how to navigate that site though, my friend just connected me directly to a seller on whatsapp
i just want a clearcut purpose in life i don't want to make my own decisions
churr my G hopefully i don’t get raped for connecting to the site
Just felt RIGHT
They're tiny. Great Britain itself needed NS and a roundup of juice.
I have a Clubcard for the savings. Who cares if they know I buy junk food.
Any good French espionage spyslop films to get into
hollow faithless trinkets
what do you buy?
it's a little bit dodgy, if you have any friends or acquaintances who can hook you up with a legit seller, i'd go that route
i'd give you the details of the guy my friend and i use but i don't feel comfortable doing that here, sorry
Just had a quiet word with catberg about his behaviour last night
Catholicism is a brown semitic religion.
how to steal a million
antidepressants and ivermectin mostly, i could get a prescription but i just cannot be arsed
Just stocked up on modalert so they can settle in for a sesh for all I care
What we thinking then lads new pope today is it?
get junk food marketed to you far more intensively
and don't give me the classic "yeah but ads don't work on me because im super switched on"
you male crossdresser, fake ass bitch
Does it have to be french made?
nah 3 more days of black smoke then we are getting the Italian one
ivermectin
You have an infestation of parasites then?
The Catholic Saxons were spiritually whiter than the Pagan Danes during the dark ages
Catholic Western Europe was a truly white civilisation all in all
But Protestants Civilisation was even whiter, and a good successor civilisation
The natural conclusion is that secular/atheist civilisation is the new white man's domain
They dont give a shit about that data, your contact details are 10x more valuable
hey maybe you buy from the same seller as me, he sells modalert, i tried it once but didn't find it helpful, was expecting the pill from limitless (2011) but it was more like a shittier version of speed
no not really, but taking it makes me feel better for some reason
No but it has to involve french spies as characters
:-]
that's already been hacked and sold multiple times over the years. who cares.
got called a fresh food person at woolworths earlier lads
I was watching seven sharp last night
why
what are those red things
I bang a tab in a morning and can stay focused writing code until 9pm
Good for the weekend when ive got more of my shit app to build
i never have those "shower thoughts" people talk about, i have most of my epiphanies while i'm pooing
Lads, how do i stop my fizzy juice going all foamy when i drink it with a straw? Time is of the essence
Science simply doesnt have an answer for this
keep thinking i should learn to code but i fear AI might make it an obsolete skill in the near future
Grow up.
my english ancestor actually came over in the 1800s. he joined the US Navy in England and then eventually just lived here
his wife was also english but that side all came over in the 1600s or 1700s so it's hard to find records
It's OVER
bad idea to enter the industry as a beginner now.
my boy got that chrome hearts
strawberries!
Who else is watching then lads? Are you looking forward to bleached chicken and beef pumped full of steroids?
genuinely don't care mate
Yet another embarrassment for Sir Humiliation Ritual
yum!
found a free sharpie on the ground :)
also found a free 2.5kg weight the other day
yay
Get in
probably been up someone's arse
yeah well i found a wallet with infinite money in it once
mens mental health
Damn.
Muh mennul elves
Lads I dunno if I can make it to like 75-80 years old living a life of poverty, isolation and misery.
In my 30s now, working a part-time job that breaks even on my rent+bills. My coworkers are uni students and middle-age married women earning pocket change. Besides work I don't see anyone else and at work I can't even talk to these people.
The only other person in my life is my gran in her late 80s and she had a stroke recently. I don't think I can turn things around and I don't think I can go another 40 years of this.
morning dee lads. I rolled over a few minutes ago and begged for it to be before 06:00 so i could get a few more hours sleep. Then i checked the time and my alarm went off immediately. Grim x
...yh can i get a large quarter pounder meal with coke and 20 chicken nuggets please? tah.
to be fair we've mocked the shit out of zoomers for the past few years so i reckon it's fair play for them to snipe back at us
Anon Babble is the sole witness to your existence. Just kill yourself. Do it.
*rapes you up the arse*
better go fulll time
We're still on the breakfast menu. Next customer please.
found a wallet with nearly $500 cash in it once at a bus stop and returned it to the owner without stealing any of it, would you do the same?
i'm talking to people at work right now. Virtually of course
One of the worst feelings.
Ok Mohammed
Feel like a twat
ktim more or less
Ok.
it would be a considerably longer trip for me to return an australian wallet than it would for you
dont care if you care tbqh
be nice lads
I went to a Derren Brown show last week and he left a £20 note at the bar and recorded someone stealing it and shamed them during the show so much that he stormed out lmao
should have worked harder in school then
you're no different to an inbred paki worshipping a cube in mecca if you buy epic based crusader rosary!!
uhh find and replace $500 with roughly 250 units of your british wizard money
hung poo
i reckon that's different, if there's no wallet involved and no ID to trace back to the owner then it's finders keepers
think i might revive the sanhedrin
Giving it a read
Can't make head nor tail of it!
don't see the point in rosaries
are catholics too low iq to remember the lords prayer
Ok.
old managerberg was seething when I handed in my notice to move to a competitor company
told me I would come crawling back because "the grass is not always greener"
before this he was always a snarky cunt to me and thought he was unreal despite the fact that he's about 5'6 and balding
fast forward a year, we're hiring on my team
WELL WELL WELL
job application from old managerberg
turns out my old team all got made redundant
he's applying for jobs below his previous pay grade because nothing is available
current managerberg asks if he's alright
"nah he's a cunt"
rejected
HOWLING
dont see the point in you
Religious people are VERY low IQ
Tried working full time in the past, did 5 years of it then tried to kill myself. I can't hack it full time.
Maybe it's alright for those clocking off then going back to a house with a wife and kids waiting for them but 5 days a week, 8 hours a day (+commute) to come back to an empty life is too much. At least with part time you have the rest of the day to yourself + an extra day off each week.
Ok Iqbal
more catholics are browns than any other race
I had something similar happen to me, he made my notice period fucking unbearable and now that company is out of business and he works at the tills in Tesco. I go in there for lunch wearing my work lanyard and can tell her seethes whenever he serves me lmao
wish i had been born in the seleucid empire
*hugs* to the thread
cute gay bf's woken up and wants me to come cuddle lads
catch you later
not if you're white
Ahm.
gsoefbed
this is true, currently a full time wagie and its hard to see the point, all my coworkers have families and kids to suffer through the wagie work for, think I may get a part time job at coop or something
catholicism is the smartest religion
me
praying the rosary
clean
you
drinking water from the Ganges
covered in poo
might being an atheist monk
Are you mad?
do your little mary prayers as well? your pagan mommy earth worship?
calvinism will set you free
notice period
are you meant to do notice periods for all jobs (including supermarkets and warehouse and the like), or is it just for actual office jobs that are part of your career?
if nuns are considered to be "married to jesus", then are monks and priests considered to be "in a civil union" with jesus seeing as how most old school christos consider gay marriage invalid?
Yes you always have a notice period
At minimum it is a week under statutory rules
be feds go
or
goy feds
daddy america bailing us out yet again
this is a bad thing somehow
No they're eunuchs for God
They can technically withhold pay (or sometimes sue but I think that's only for high management positions that would fuck over the company if you left abruptly)
Not all jobs have them, it is basically a polite way of leaving so if you ever want to come back they will be like "Oh well you left without a fuss last time and gave us notice so you can come back"
If you have no intention of going back and you've already been paid for the month then you can just fuck off without notice.
they cut their knackers off?
Highly doubt we will be receiving any chicken from America
Beef Gods
or
Dye Fogs
thanks lad think I'll go the fuck off route don't really want the confrontation will managerberg
will simply dissappear after payday
wish mumstein had waited until dogberg was a little older before having him neutered, now i fear he'll have a horrible high pitched bark that offends the ears for the remainder of his days on this earth
this nigga serving out his notice period for tesco lol
best do it before they know the pleasure of wanking
fizzy grapefruit peach lemonade
people have DIED, rorke
20 years in the can…
not sure if the bi banter is just jokes to me anymore
boys can be cute
a pleb egg
or
bagel peg
or
a gel gyp
or
gag yelp
not gay but had a wank to that cock on Anon Babble
I've never worked a notice period because every job I've ever left has been via a mental breakdown. Ghosted them all.
One I did send an email saying I quit (effective immediately) though which then prompted my manager to phone my emergency contact to check I wasn't trying to harm myself. Since then I have made a point of putting fake numbers into emergency contact fields for subsequent jobs.
just stop being mental x
prompted my manager to phone my emergency contact to check i wasn't trying to harm myself
natural consequence of oversharing at the workplace, keep it to yourself next time
have you tried not being a pathetic waste of skin?
on a 4 month warehouse contract, will be leaving after two months, this is LITERALLY modern slavery, no notice period will be given, its telling I work with mostly immigrants who can be abused without any problems
you stupid bitch
It's pretty much their business model. They get their pound of flesh from each employee until his body breaks down and then the employee is replaced by the end of the same day with another faceless number, ready to be worn down.
get the leftypol neolbieral dystopia fuelled with cheap modern slave labour
That’s mental illness love x
Ran 15k yesterday, my back and legs are now stiff
8th May 2025
you think that's hard? try working a warehouse job!
all this buttoning and unbuttoning
The creepy thing Muhammed, thats X-Files level, is HOW he made Islam up if he had ZERO ACCESS to Christian and Jewish texts, and somehow managed to incorporate everything from Abraham onwards. Muhammed saying that "Islam is the last heir to Abrahamic religions" and then being so precise and expansive about Christian and Jewish doctrine is pretty mind rattling. Its a filmworthy occult mystery. Hey, maybe its real afterall.
Yeah fair, my day job involves being sat on my arse
Too much, man.
no because that assumes life in America is better
car alarm outside going BEEP BEEP BEEP
you gonna become one of those really off-putting white muslim convert nonces then?
you cannot even comprehend how bad my bedroom smells rn
the candle lit
cat food and lard
Noticed that Lidl has become increasingly shite over the last year or so
*scurries in naked on all fours and starts sniffing deeply*
getting a (You) from the egyptian is like unwrapping a book token as a present from your gran
You can thank Brexit for that!
actually not that far off
Herobrine.
hahaha
Shit like this makes me glad I tried hard at school.
well put
are their fresh pastries still good? Haven't been to a lidl since I moved but their croissants were always banging
just need to make it through these next 40 years then I will be granted the sweet release of death
I actually have a economics degree but I'm too much of a sperg to nail office interviews
books are fun
Yeah they’re still peng. They do a new chocolate cronut now that is absolutely lush
corr
phil leotardo did nothing wrong
mad how no matter how clever or experienced you are it all comes down to how you perform being grilled by 3 strangers in a small room. I've fucked it every time
he comprised and jacked off on the radiator
Bizarre
yeah but he also did 20 fuckin years not a peep
how i be postin on /brit/ x
this nigga zesty
Me? I’m quite thick but a good talker. Have a 2:2 degree from an ex-poly but I apply to jobs I’m not good enough for, bullshit my way through the interviews and then spend several months in them panicking with imposter syndrome before moving onto the next one
just a long, long time
I don't know what you are talking about.
poo
this game me tingles x
I don't know bro