trade deal edition
/brit/
what do you reckon the don has in store for us
imagine if theres a freedom of movement agreemnt ... coorrrr....
Meanwhile in reality
awaiting the eu5 reveal stream
all vtubers should be round up and placed in an internment camp
i dont belong anywhere in the whole bloody universe
first for me
it is so funny that this would probably work
descendents of the redcoats coming back to reclaim what's rightfully theirs
sounds like he's done it at least once
Probably some shit where you get more access to buy their military equipment in exchange for them flooding your market with gmo soy and beef filled with antibiotics
nth for the gyaldem
i cant control anything
As a useless NEET would they let me over?
I am willing to die for Israel if that improves my chances
no chance lol are keir wouldn't like it to be 100% indian
can i do this with a woman?
facts
both parents have to work to be able to maintain a mortgage and exorbitant childcare!
never understood this, one of you just needs to stay at home, why do people do this
you're so fucking slow
kek you're so cucked
didnt miss /brit/ much while it was gone but now its back i am grateful
funny that really
not personally but i've thought about it
also thought about how easy it would be to rob one of those places we have here where they sell black market tobacco and it's all cash only so the register would have loads of dosh in it, plus what they're doing is technically illegal too so they probably would be less likely to call the police
also thought about this one time when i hired a prossie she didn't ask me for any kind of electronic deposit, just let me walk into her flat, pay her the cash and then shag her silly, how easy it would've been to rob her as well
my convict genes are acting up again sorry
me? never stopped posting
Bleached chicken, beef pumped full of steroids and probably eroding our NHS somehow.
black power
eroding our NHS somehow
inshallah
the single greatest entity holding us back
When does it start lad?
when is it?
phase connect vtubers*
she is right you know
what has poo barm done that is particularly Labour flavoured?
basically nothing
if you looked at the country with fresh eyes and considered the changes since the election would you think twice if someone told you the tories won? not really
all good ways to get stabbed by some criminal dickhead with nothing to lose
also the whore probably has a pimp that will try to find you
me? I'm a good boy always
i belong here
Heck yeahhh Murricah
Your only hope as a nation is that Trump looks out for you.
the scrancellor of the exchequer
NO you don't *picks you up by the scruff of the neck* ... *walks you to the door *flash of white light* ffffffffffFUCK off....
Tories are racist are something even though they had a street shitter as PM.
millenial just got fired
How bad is the trade deal really, is it over?
the tories wouldn't have done any of this shit
they would still be bickering over rwanda with their thumbs up their arses
remember were Obama said we'd be back of the queue
Remainer cucks defeated yet again
not even been announced yet
listening to bubbly girly pop music in my 'elly 'cel dungeon
it's fish finger?
All my niggas Nazis, nigga, heil Hitler
Shes my aryan queen
i seriously doubt it, some people are genuinely just that careless
i don't see how robbing a tobacconist would result in getting stabbed, it's always just a couple of fat zoomer girls who work there
as for the prossie, if she's silly enough to not ask for a deposit then i doubt she had a pimp, it was a small flat and i saw pretty much all of it and there was no one else there
Good lad
Quirk chungus
good post thanks
FAXXX
hype ting
one of phase connects new vtubers is big into EU4. perfect timing for that hire
Obama was using reverse psychology on you to encourage brexit and it worked like a charm
To this day you're still fooled by it
it is a fish finger sarnie yes
why would you post something like this
shopping list
2 hats
shorts
thongs
2 pairs of pants
white socks
winter fragrance
new thrifted jacket
this one'll look bad on your permanent record me thinks
Downing Street refused to comment on the UK-US trade deal but insisted it would not "lower British food standards"
So it's lowering food standards then.
mad how this was probably 10 years ago at this point
She thinks Hitler was right
She think the holocaust is fake
She supports Palestine
Shes cute
Lads I think I might be in love
Been thinkin. if I was a little Indian fella would I want to come here? Probably not, think I'd try my luck elsewhere
... it can go lower?
*jumps on top of him and starts licking out all his brain goop*
oo000 good scran that mmm
not opening but what was the backstory on all this?
what was this guy's name and story again? i thought it was something about him being a military veteran with PTSD or something
Truly 5d chess if that was the case, can't fault it
Me lunch
Lidl cheese twists and chicken samosas are actually brill
hedgehogs are ridiculous creatures
its fucking fake you guys lmao
corrrr
she cute ngl desu
Why are you eating from your boot?
corr love ethiopian cuisine me
why is every british accent other than RP so hideous?
don't mind cockney either to be fair, has a certain down-home charm to it
no it isn't
It's too much for me lad. I'm a coward. I get a tight feeling in my chest when I think of the people who are out there living their best lives all these years, socialising and travelling and what not. Can't even bottle the feeling and use it to light a fire under me, all it does is paralyse me with a sense of dread.
I think I will kill myself eventually. Generally I try not to look too closely at my own life because doing so gets me down. If it's between suicide now or 20 years from now after another few decades feeling hopeless then why not just do it now? I don't have a good answer to that so try not to think about it.
I go for walks, I exercise, I sit in the sun. But for me it's all a big nothing in the absence of other people. It's me filling the hours in the day until I can go to sleep. Made it 30 years with no mates and no romance but I don't think I'll make it another 30, I don't think these placeholder activities can sustain a person for that long. Eventually you just go mental.
Shes cute
We knew a black American telling white Englishmen what to do would get you to do the opposite
what's ethiopian cuisine? a big empty plate?
get a clue
I'm younger than you
what should I do to not end up like this (currently heading down this exact path)
Considered joining in community events like Parkrun or playing 5-a-side football lad?
It's a good thing
Getting CAT adverts on youtube. They are convincing me to buy a bulldozer.
I feel like you're not taking me seriously
Thinking of ordering some slop for tea tonight
Weather's getting nice so that's something I suppose
phwoar imagine driving it straight into the side of a mosque during morning prayer
Not getting crumbs in my new car
Its little pieces of poo served on a tortilla
ate too much pancakes bros
there's this one guy at toil who doesn't really do much but stand around and watch the rest of us do our toil, and toilberg lets him get away with it for some reason, he's also really shy and rarely speaks, an enigmatic character he is, enigmatic indeed
well you are, you're just getting the crumbs in your boot now
Parkrun is for yummy mummies and decrepit fucks. Football is only good if you were a deano-lite, but if you were born gay like I am, with two left feet, it's just not an option at all.
smeggy incel spotted
A silver 62 plate Corsa is it?
got two wands of left feet me
ever tried it?
go on twitch, find a 2 view vtuber and join their chat. if you're thaat lonely. until you find new mates on the outside
ktim when i had a job for 3 months
Excuse me?
guarantee you all these sadposts are from the same drugmongs and alkiemongs that brag about dey weed and dey drink every weekend. when will you freaks learn you cannot develop and improve your life with substances? Are you fucking stupid? Grow up
I'm not a paki so no
romania mogs the united shitdom
show me nicer cities than this come on.
ts is why i triple check irl pics i send
we. are. mogged.
/brit/sisters...
erm mate ever heard of slough?
swindon?
milton keynes?
get a grip
but if you were born gay like I am
nevermind my previous recomendation, find a church lad
got nothing to do at toil but when I ask toilberg for something to do he just says try and do something productive, but I've got to fill in my timesheet so what do I say I was doing all day? it's hard work being a wfher doing nothing
He's done us
Love ranch
woah old houses and a town square church plaza
/brit/ be turning into forensic experts any time some hapless tard posts a photo
yeah but romania is... well... romania
. I get a tight feeling in my chest when I think of the people who are out there living their best lives all these years, socialising and travelling and what not. Can't even bottle the feeling and use it to light a fire under me, all it does is paralyse me with a sense of dread.
You're not alone lad <3
/brit/ once tricked me into giving out my home address and one lad started posting pictures of my house from Google earth and everyone made fun of my Dad's Nissan Almera
What is the difference between EU and Crusader Kings? Aren't they basically the same game?
i could post the most handsome man in the world and you autistic freaks will pretend hes the ugliest in the world. very bizarre behaviour
based greggs breakfast baguette enjoyer
tate brothers sloppy seconds
no thanks lad
mental
here the illegal tobacco places are run by biker gangs like serious organized criminal syndicates full of meth heads,guess it's much different down under
she probably wouldn't have had much money anyway than either don't yoi think
for real though
you guys like grindcore?
WW2 was a defeat for the white race.
lol
Had a cheese twist and chocolate twist for brekkie
/brit/ once tricked me into giving out my home address
literally how lol
i could post the most handsome man in the world
What are you doing with a picture of me?
I was sober for a year. First time in adulthood. It was far worse and I function even less.
Some people need substance, be it pharma medicine or other. I'm trying to get on good mix of meds so I can function. Mental elf is utterly debilitating.
I don't concern myself with the thoughts and opinions of women.
They've done enough damage to society.
sometimes think about how i've seen my gf's anus countless times but she's probably never seen mine once, wonder if she's aware of this, and if she isn't, if she'd be embarrassed to be elicited to such a revelation
how do you get "tricked" into posting your home address? Are you fucking disabled?
Genuinely don't know how my co-workers and people in general watch so much Nerflix slop, every episode is 60 minutes long and time isn't plentiful when you're working full time, how do they do it?
how strong is the indian mafia
Lasting gimmick.
desuarchive.org
Shut up you fucking twat
Indeed
ever shag her up the arse?
Someone pretended there were organising a /brit/ night out and needed our addresses to send the invites.
I miss him terribly
haha innit
*goes back to reading hours of absolute dogshit slop written by you freaks*
anal sex is gross. but the female anus is peng. make it make sense
Ready to hear something fucked up?
Im gay
autistic
I have aids
made mozarella sticks
no sauce
wipe my ass with the sticks for flavor instead
This is my reality
Sir Adolf Hitler was the prophet of the white race.
it's a cash-only business and everyone in the area buys their baccy and vapes there because it's like less than a quarter of the cost of the legal stuff, i think they should have plenty of cash on hand, unless they're smart enough to empty the till a few times a day at a minimum, but somehow i don't think they are smart enough to do that. got a peep into the till the last time i was in there and it looked like they had stacks
don't think there is one desu most of them that come here are students with limp wrists
in my city it's arabs who get into crime but it's mostly car theft and shooting each other over that
in toronto I think the blacks do lots of random crime too and kill each other for sport or whatever
sucking a vimto
oddly specific
ah so you are disabled, cool
Im gay
autistic
I have aids
made mozarella sticks
no sauce
wipe my ass with the sticks for flavor instead
nah mate nah not my thing
stay there then? enjoy it? lol
dont care
I isolate myself at this point lad. At work I don't bother to speak to my coworkers and then after I just come home to be in the flat alone.
It's self-sabotage but in my mind people need a base level of humanity and social currency to form connections with other people. You need to have a few mates, or had some at some point, have a few stories to tell, something to offer in the give and take of conversations. Where I am now in my life I more closely resemble one of those feral adults whose childhood was spent locked in a box or raised by a pack of wild animals.
I enter social interactions thinking "this person can tell there's something wrong with me" and leave with that confirmed. The closest thing I did to the things you mentioned was volunteering at a charity shop for a few months (when I was unemployed) but I took nothing from it. It was only one afternoon a week and I didn't have the energy or will to talk to the other volunteers, just did my time then left so the job centre wouldn't sanction me.
Cheers la'.
just done akinator
sir Leighton Baines
never cummed on girlfriendbergs face
would feel a bit weird if im honest
I meant the prostitute
the tabacco dealers would be a good score
do you not have any illegal guns there? here you'd get shot immediately by an illegally acquired handgun (they come from the states so very easy to get)
fizzy raspberry grapefruit lavender peach limeade
1 year ago i was depressed and hopeless
today im slightly less depressed and a bit uglier and balder
what do you mean done like you done him or he's done you
shave it all off
fabs are fab
corrr
that on a sunny day? yes please!
ktim but my hairline is as good as ever
this is a live shot from inside rorke's dreams at night, is it?
nah, there are tons of 2 view vtubers out there on twitch covering all sorts of genres. heck there are many on Anon Babble's aspiring vtuber general too
Harry Styles is actually quite ugly
gel help bra
or
garble help
or
glyph earl
or
graph yell
i don't know anyone who owns guns no, don't think i've seen a real gun since liike 2010, other than coppers with their standard issue glocks
Source: arse
thoughts on this kween from hinge?
not bad
Probably wouldn't
Taller than me
i'll give you 5 guineas for her
looks like she would be a lot of effort nomsayin
Cool it with the anti italian remarks...
need to purify my mind
are there even any bollock-shiners on the high street anymore these days
pining to snog her
<3 ⨀ :)
BWC tames them
got put out of work by grindr unfortunately
youtu.be
there is ZERO chance this bloke is not a poofter but he's married to a woman it makes no sense
cba with a girl who wears makeup too frequently and too heavily
i done him, got the smug bastard good
gotta have them ribs
and pussy 2
but he's married to a woman
that's what they ALL do silly
ah yes, let me guide my love life with porn-brain, this will work
you can be married to a woman and gay
nigga grey
the death of the high street is a real shame
Charging my vape with the laptop charger
Makes it get really warm like
Remembering that sinister movie with anya where she played that black bastards bf baka...
can't wait to hear the radio edit
thought that was hitler from the thumbnail
i think about hitler too much you see
last 10 games pic related
loooooool lil turk done up like a kipper, right non time for EU5 stream
*points at the floor*
dropped your gay card
*you look*
aaaaaAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA
Why do zoomers hate millennials so much?
The real enemy is boomers
Boomers hoard all the wealth
Boomers cost the NHS nearly all of its budget, which young adults pay for through taxes
alri racismchad
dont get competitive pokemon just seems a bit redundant
you've got to be brown as poo to worship hitler after what he did to europe
dont get your funko pops in a twist
i dont hate millennials
I don't have any funko pops
hitler wasn't racist
blud had no idea
Some inbred yarmaulke wearing 8200 baby dick sucker is looking at you through your laptop/phone camera right at this very moment.
How does that make you feel?
Breaking Bad is good
Prove it
all the food you guys post looks somewhere between unappealing and revolting.
It's not even about english food, no matter what cuisine it is it's always vom
I am going to the UK and impregnatinf your white women so that anglos can still exist
they're just seething that they came close to living in two different millennia of history and missed it by a bee's dick
umm.. so this cat... has a SOCK.... on his HEAD.....
can he see my thighs peeking out my short shorts?
That is mental...
bizarre unc cope
missus has her friend over
I can hear them talking from my office
just heard her friend say she's deleting photos because she has filled her google drive
"how many photos do you have?"
"let me check"
logs in
39,000
WEW
E
W
Yes and he's probably wanking his tiny deformed circumcised willy as he observes you
What a twat
mental how I'm actually a med trapped on an island in the north atlantic
Anu Poorni Ignore the dumdum softies from the West.
Zoomer runts are so embarrassing
akinator caught lacking
I am a med trapped in the judeo-negro-lgbt states of weimerica
You dont know suffering...
if you say these kinds of things unironically then i hope you were bullied at school because you deserve it
his birth year starts with 2-
lol @ zoomers
grow up
does akinator know rorke
many men
wish death upon rorke
he's 30 and a bitter miserable freak
lmfao
throatberg's doing that thing where it makes it difficult to swallow again
old ahh nigga :skull:
Warhammer figures is probably 50 percent of the uks gdp
you lost unc
and i dont cry no rorke
dont look to the sky no rorke
have mercy on me
lil zoomerbro turning 25 and still calling people 30 "uncs"
I kneel
He always knows who I'm talking about
I'm not made for the culture or weather here
I need to be with in the sunshine with my med bros
Which ones are you?
Im a russia supporting confederate hezbollah man meself
Who will you be supporting when the diaspora street clashes kick off in the UK?
please dont start the zoomer/millennial arguments again it always just ends up with the zoomers running circles round the old lads (as per) then they start making bitter miserable posts its sad
thought only muzzies could be terrorists
I've been posting on /brit/ for 19 years and am still none the wiser as to what rorke looks like
nobody gives a fuck what you want you autistic freak lmfao lil bro here policing brit
I'm a Ukraine-supporting man myself
see what i mean lads
foy and stop posting this retarded america-centric image
it doesn't even have our terrorist groups
I trust lil fuckwit on this one
not my problem
Anya would NEVER side with jeets...
I'm a Ukraine-supporting man myself
i just hope both teams have fun :]
we've got
nothing better to do
than watch tv
and do a couple of poos
if jack black was in star wars he would go CHICKEN SPOCKY
we need a way to integrate @grok with Anon Babble so we can actually fact check some of the shit you retards say
FAECES PARTY TONIGHT!
feet are a bit smelly today :S
Epic
someone please kill that australian lad
ai is all bullshit mate you don't really believe anything it tells you do you
we're in dire dire need of a site like vocaroo but for smells
Just dont step on my blue suede poos
no such things as facts anymore, jews are all over it
I'm at Heathrow now
Assume I can expense this ticket and the hotel
Who's the brit treasurer this year?
i cried at the end of the elvis biopic a couple years ago
on it
*laces a beef sausage with arsenic while cackling maniacally*
weird how i wanted freddy fazbear to rape me when i was younger
hope you smoker lads have seen this
pakistan is more kino
you need a trip to the god darn woodshed boy hyahhh
Who would win. 100 /brit/ boys, or 1 fat nigga?
And all you got was your uncle touching you up
that's
yeah that is a bit weird lad
somehow Mousey got the job but he's already spent the entire years funds on sim cards
i just wanked to toy chica like everyone else wtf
footage
from 1440
eh?
what does he do with the sim cards
wish my former stepdad would die, he was such a passive-aggressive wanker
3 turkicBVLL empires
unc, i...
we wuz
oh so I'm not supposed to buy cigarettes out of factories or the back of people's houses? Thanks that's useful information
new thread, new me
Mad how gay anonymous is.
They were gay before but now they're fully pozzed