taken too soon edition
/brit/
Just had a little cry over what's happening in Gaza x
jeff's doing a joke
right........... now I can post this
/brit/
not what was asked for is it
dont care about gaza because the people dont look like me
wearing my excellent reading glasses watching F1 on SkyGo in hospital ...
so true
MI5 op this
got my haircut and dadberg said i looked like someone from the 60s
Professional Bollocks Sniffer
alri timbo
just not very good here anymore. find myself visiting less. maybe I'm just maturing finally
Sir Willy Sniffer
Smack my poo up
farting like a beast
Sir Doxx Leaker
Bad things happening up my arse and bladder
doxxable info
Data mining bullshit.
Also Dirty Cans Bastard
no, the quality is very bad and declining rapidly still
even go read a random thread from 2022 and it's better than now
maybe 5% or less of posts are worth reading / not just some autistic mong's idea of a funny joke (ie insane spam)
shame Anon Babble shut down while the bant threads were starting
they were slow but much better quality
Reposting the nice pretty clouds from this morning
Just grey and shit now
genuinely never occured to me at all that anyone would use such a thing to try and doxx anyone..... if there are other objective ways to determine which part of the name to use I'd remake it (later)
That's geo engineering my nigga.
No cloud look like that
did you not go to the sharty?
that was fun
anyway we can always slowly migrate to Anon Babble
like you said it seems like any real posters are slowly coming here less often but if we just help them filter spam then maybe it'll be revived
very doubtful in anycase
Today's been a good day. Toil was relatively busy, nobody has annoyed me, I had a few nice chats with people, the weather has been okay. If everyday was like this I'd be happy.
Having a lie down despite doing nothing all day
professional scrandodger
peng scran freak
could be worse
sharty was alright didnt like that it was just one long thread
having a new breaks it up and often changes the subject if someone is spamming about one topic
based average day enjoyer
ktim
no youd find it mundane and crave spontaneity and calamitous mishaps eventually
Doesn't take much to make me happy. A lot of the time I experience the opposite of all those things.
been on the nofap for 12 days now. got no urges at all. thought you were meant to get horny
I would eat Emma Watson’s shit.
whys bro acting like hes not part of the problem
I feel literally nothing whatsoever when I wank and even my release is so weak I couldn't release over a big pair of wobbly pushed up tits and it just dripped down straight from the tip. So I didn't wank for two weeks to see if anything improved, and it made no difference. Sometimes it's just fucked and fucked forever.
12 days
Bro is on baby-mode Lol
got a brown man to deliver me some slop at 2am with no tip when it's less than 10C outside
well lads arsenal or psg?
PSG for me Clive
Bro thinks 10C is like the Arctic circle
hmm blue wogs or red wogs, what a compelling dilemma
agreed
anyway we can always try to move to bant
seethe on
Man this story gets weirder and weirder
Silly willy wanker... why couldnt it be sir shagger
anyway we can always try to move to bant
Unfortunately IDs are contrary to /brit/ culture
each twist and turn so shocking and yet, so unsurprising
flowers for rorke
holy reddit
gays are so disgusting
/brit/ with IDs already exists, it's called /brit feel/
Unfortunately IDs are contrary to /brit/ culture
back to school haul tiktok
right then go on
um
downloading tiktok to look at women dancing
yeah all my pooposts are exposed
i dont get it
Well it's true, and you lose the argument every time
Sorry!
bro all you post about is Brit personalities and gundam
doctor wants to arrange a call to discuss my liver blood test. it's ogre
hope it's bad news lol
if i ever got arrested and the police printed out a list of all my /brit/ posts in court i'd happily sign it
never made a bad one never will
simple as
what should i buy lads
fingeringhoe
a clue
Stick it all on the euromillions
Something tells me you're not actually sorry
So you literally think there is a singular Canadian poster here do you
Sad
I'd be absolutely mortified
gone cold
my life is nought but an endless spiral of eating then pooing, then eating… then pooing
you act like you're the thread janny mate its pathetic
We want all the Virgin Islands. Hand them over
i've made some really awful cretinous posts but nothing illegal. would probably just get my driving license disqualified because my posts are proof i'm legally retarded
ktim
but you are lying I know you shag in between sometimes
Don't know what you're talking about but keep crying and being hypocritical if it makes you feel better x
im illegally retarded
Shlicken Cocky
rorke rinsing after brushing his teeth
sadly shagging does not mend the tortured reality of my life, to eat and then to poo — and for what?
*bashes you with a rubber chicken*
Love eating
Love pooing
Life's grand
primary school edish
Yeah so you shag Swedish women. be quiet
Are you not supposed to?
Just amazing that if you don’t want to try in life, you don’t have to!
Rorke eating an onion sandwich before going out on his big date
looking on adultwork but it's all munters round my way
This
I live to eat and my diet is good so pooing is usually a bonus
i got memories of you fucking my bum
i got memories of me eating your cum
What team should I play on footy manager lads? Thinking maybe a team from Spain or I could pick the premier league but I reckon it will be solid
spit, don't rinse
um
rorke paying 300 quid to shag a 50-year-old great-grandmother that looks like his dad
uh oh
rorke doing the maths on that
i brush my teeth every day and i dont eat sugary snacks :)
UM
you're sweet enough :3
being a child molester is not a gimmick
nonce
mental how much legacy media panders to blacks nowadays
fucking UM
^_^
cherry bakes well
um
fuck sake air friar is about to beep and catberg decides that now is a good time to sit on my lap
why are they like this
get those faces fucked, rorke!
Yes we get it you're a pedophile no need to go on and on about it samefagging your reposted dogshit zingers
i need to lock the fuck in
You can talk
ktim
i am terminally distracted
#RAPECANADA
It's spaki, he's been doing this kind of thing for years
Frobably
Sir knob suckler
wait who's a pedo? Did I miss something?
What
OWO
I know
Oh fuck that mate, don’t you want to chill?
nettspend
Mental how I've become a sad, pathetic old man
*wipes out half the thread with vicious attacks*
PIG FUCK
well then niggers it’s been a fun few posts but i have to tend to other matters, quite the busy bee you see
*diddles your arse and throws you out the thread*
*farts right up your nostrils*
I ate a ham and cheese sandwich
eating sawdust
subwoofter
so what do I think about shiloh hendricks then chaps
POO
got an email from the professor that were going to fail this group project if we dont lock in
i brush my teeth twice every day but sometimes drink wee that belongs to a diabetic person
Get her donated to
You're welcome
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WILLY
#CRAKKKAGENOCIDE
mumberg cooking with pork mince again, wish she wouldn't buy it cause every meal she makes with it is awful ngl
*curls up into a ball like a big smelly woodlouse and hides in the corner of the thread*
Oh well, at least be womfy!
sucking a big monster
just had an ADHD moment (Ancestral Distraction for Higher Development)
Where in general was this taken, Yorkshire?
What's she making with it
i do believe i'll give room service a jangle and have them send up some étouffée...
drinking mercury
ungrateful worm
just seen some BOOBIES
CORRRR
erm yeah go on then
he is literally me
I'll pork her mince
If you buy food from amazon and tell them it arrived damaged then you can get a full refund and keep the food
a nice little free food life hack
um im a catboy too
this unfiltered stella mogs the normal stuff by far
have you heard about mozart's poo letters as well
right fucking nutter
dread to think how unfresh food from amazon is
i bought some coffee beans off amazon once and they were roasting like three months prior
coworker of old encouraged me to order air buds or ear buds whatever they're called off of amazon when they were a new thing and then send back the empty box for a refund because everyone was doing it and getting away with it apparently. never did do it though because I am an upstanding, honest member of society.
a nice little free food life hack
for niggers maybe
After two years in a managerial role I've identified a fundamental difference between myself and boomer managers.
If I need some data to make a decision, I consider it easy to get and act on if there's some system, spreadsheet, or e-mail chain where I can look up the information I need. It consider it much harder if I need to chase people for it.
Meanwhile the boomer managers barely ever use any systems and they consider data easy to get and act on if they know which person to ask to get specifically what they need. One time during a meeting I quickly looked something up in a budget projection spreadsheet and the boomer I was talking to just scratched his head and said "I thought only secretaries have access to that". I sent him the link but I doubt he ever looked at it.
I wonder if I'm just not used to the proper manager mindset or if it's their approach that's holding back UK productivity.
roasted 3 months prior
That's pretty standard for anything you'd buy in shops
I just finished work and I need to apply for jobs but I cannot be fucked
not from the speciality coffee shops i frequent
yeah the wagies at the amazon warehouse get paid minimum wage they aren't going to check if the item is actually in the box unless it's over a certain price
they'll just chuck it in the incinerator
doing that to a small business is scummy but the giga corpos don't pay a penny in tax and give us only the shittest least well paid jobs in return so sod them I say, you should have done it
how big is it?
You describe situations like a fucking mong
ok
lad part of being a manager is getting underlings to do stuff for you so you have more free time to chill
No shit
um do you mean my butt or pp
I'm terribly sorry. I've always been a creeper. Violetta says I creep like the kudzu vines that are slowly but surely strangling our Dixie.
sucked a girls willy for the first time last night
*spits out my instant coffee*
these beans were clearly roasted more than 2 weeks ago
this is unacceptable
erm
i should hope not
SEX
?
indian women deserve my big white cock
god i fucking hate washing up dishes
catberg after some of my mac cheese the little minx
I'll give her the tray to lick once I'm done with it
dirty sex freak
How do you deal with the feeling of knowing that you wasted years of your life?
post images of your berg
Looking at a number on a dashboard is less work than asking someone to look at the dashboard and tell me what the number is.
for me it's not worrying about things i can't change
live laugh love
"OIY JANUINELY YEEZE PONKERPODTIFFTY NYOTEBOCKS! VARRY MOCH SYO, HONNASTLEEE! OIY SWAAAHR!"
Ruby should really allocate a new notebook just for REESAAARCHING whatever imaginary garden bird, strange weather phenomenon or dead writer's ghost is responsible for all of her brand's products spontaneously vanishing from her house whenever it's time to prove that she actually uses them.
was supposed to go pub tonight with some people but I don't think I can be arsed
Doing a watch
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i've had a shit day at work don't @ me
they're going to pick a woke pope aren't they
I'm too autistically worried about my own privacy to do that so I'll describe her to you
quite old and scruffy looking
mostly white with brown, grey and peachy splodges all over
stripey raccoon-like tail
She's lovely x
alcoholic
ktim
mental to think while i'm in the middle of having a crazy goon sesh with the lads in discord there are terrible wars happening around the world and people being genocide'd.
mad how /brit/ is a predominantly cat owning general
says a lot about us
Not possible. Thats where the King of Englands operative coordinate drug trafficking into the USA and money laundering. Never forget, Brits secretly rule America.
i have two cats and one dog and some hamsters
I go bouldering
I don't have a cat but sometimes I look after my sisters catbergs when she's on holiday or what have you, he was here this week but went home earlier today
This is the average discussion in Anon Babble.
I'm not a cat owner, only ever owned dogs, but I do love cats and get regular cat visits from the neighbours and feel like cats are a British thing indeed.
love catbergs me
every time I come into /brit/ any time of the day you're in here heathermong
you must be disabled or something and completely immobile
there must be at least 3 bouldering mongs who post here, why do they bleat on about it so much
Poor sex shagger
lots of sexy whores round my way. North West.
imagine chopping them up and chucking them all in a wok with some noodles and veggies
corrrrrrr
did the man climb up and down the wall?
mad how short they all are
I've had a shit day so fuck off
most likely ex-alcoholics who replaced their alcohol addiction with bouldering
it's like how alcoholics just talk about drinking all the time
They're going to invent Artificial general intelligence and it from its perfect synthesis of all information it will develop a grand unifying theory of everything and it'll just be marxism. And then they'll have to blow it up
t. hobbyless billy no-mates
despise horny posters
Shagger's hobby. You wouldn't get it mate.
LAST TIME YOU SPOKE TO A STRANGER LETSGOOOOOOO
the south indian fake punjabi in Marathi style making eatery refused to deliver their goyslop in the rains
*starts rolling up all the quality street wrappers around me into balls and chucking them at you* I've been at home all day enjoying myself aha!
rorke mate you're chasing my afterimage
um
Good post.
I'm on the semen retention personally.
cockmogs me
UM
corrspaff
Why do british women have those ghouly eyes
how the hell has a trannyberg for a willy twice as big as mine
now that one is grim
um um UM
*pulls faces right in your mug*
surely an ex alchy would be too feeble and scrawny to do bouldering
got lots of hobbies me but the bouldering freaks are particularly noticeable itt because it's seemingly all they go on about
in fact I reckon you're one of them based on your reaction
that
tranny cock
pick 2
face looks like that wendys meme girl
what do you mean?
Don’t know how to have fun, me
Antipsychotics take my dopamine away and i just feel tense
Mayb i should've said yes to the arrange marriage girl
that one really attracted a lot of attention didn't it
in fairness that was an unusually large wilbur
wasn't even that big tbqh
um for a white girl yh its big
Yellow angels
poo in loo
something menacing about trannards with large willies
yeah now remi has one I wouldn't mind getting my hands on
Timmy's something or other
can't trust a man who drinks strongbow
truly vile stuff
um sex with me
This modern economy is actually fucking hellish
public sector chads just keep on winning
Except you're all boring twats
Gay Porn™
maybe prison wouldn't be so bad
poo
thinking dark thoughts
Yes, problem?
Woke vader
got the God's Cop - 2007 Remastered Version by Happy Mondays on haven't I
act on them
same
püseal
sunset at 21:03
We're so back
I'm not even going to bother looking for a new job because I already know it is an utter waste of time and effort. Fuck this shit man
what we thinking then
arse going to mount a comeback?
anime bums
How do you plan on getting money?
Anon it's 8 oclock time or you won't get up on time for school
ill mount your arse and do a cumback in a minute
I've been doing gardening in the evening after work and I can see the neighbours peering at me from their windows like I'm mental spreading topsoil at 7pm.
was gonna make the new but I have to wait 5 minutes
bizarre
Can one of you give me a job
Thanks
bit gay
sod off mumberg you're not the boss of me any more
*puts my own turkey dinosaurs in the air friar*
so there
Hate it. Want my dark evenings back
Got minimum wage part time toil to tide me through until a miracle happens
THE fanny sniffer
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