/brit/

Professional Bollocks Sniffer

alri timbo

just not very good here anymore. find myself visiting less. maybe I'm just maturing finally

Sir Willy Sniffer

Smack my poo up

farting like a beast

Sir Doxx Leaker

Bad things happening up my arse and bladder

doxxable info

Data mining bullshit.

Also Dirty Cans Bastard

no, the quality is very bad and declining rapidly still
even go read a random thread from 2022 and it's better than now
maybe 5% or less of posts are worth reading / not just some autistic mong's idea of a funny joke (ie insane spam)

shame Anon Babble shut down while the bant threads were starting
they were slow but much better quality

Reposting the nice pretty clouds from this morning
Just grey and shit now

genuinely never occured to me at all that anyone would use such a thing to try and doxx anyone..... if there are other objective ways to determine which part of the name to use I'd remake it (later)

That's geo engineering my nigga.
No cloud look like that

did you not go to the sharty?
that was fun
anyway we can always slowly migrate to Anon Babble
like you said it seems like any real posters are slowly coming here less often but if we just help them filter spam then maybe it'll be revived
very doubtful in anycase

Today's been a good day. Toil was relatively busy, nobody has annoyed me, I had a few nice chats with people, the weather has been okay. If everyday was like this I'd be happy.

Having a lie down despite doing nothing all day

professional scrandodger

peng scran freak
could be worse

sharty was alright didnt like that it was just one long thread
having a new breaks it up and often changes the subject if someone is spamming about one topic

based average day enjoyer

ktim

no youd find it mundane and crave spontaneity and calamitous mishaps eventually

Doesn't take much to make me happy. A lot of the time I experience the opposite of all those things.

been on the nofap for 12 days now. got no urges at all. thought you were meant to get horny

I would eat Emma Watson’s shit.

whys bro acting like hes not part of the problem

I feel literally nothing whatsoever when I wank and even my release is so weak I couldn't release over a big pair of wobbly pushed up tits and it just dripped down straight from the tip. So I didn't wank for two weeks to see if anything improved, and it made no difference. Sometimes it's just fucked and fucked forever.

12 days

Bro is on baby-mode Lol

got a brown man to deliver me some slop at 2am with no tip when it's less than 10C outside

well lads arsenal or psg?

PSG for me Clive

Bro thinks 10C is like the Arctic circle

hmm blue wogs or red wogs, what a compelling dilemma

agreed
anyway we can always try to move to bant
seethe on

Man this story gets weirder and weirder

Silly willy wanker... why couldnt it be sir shagger

anyway we can always try to move to bant

Unfortunately IDs are contrary to /brit/ culture

each twist and turn so shocking and yet, so unsurprising

flowers for rorke

holy reddit

gays are so disgusting

/brit/ with IDs already exists, it's called /brit feel/

Unfortunately IDs are contrary to /brit/ culture

back to school haul tiktok

right then go on

um

downloading tiktok to look at women dancing

yeah all my pooposts are exposed

i dont get it

Well it's true, and you lose the argument every time
Sorry!

bro all you post about is Brit personalities and gundam

doctor wants to arrange a call to discuss my liver blood test. it's ogre

hope it's bad news lol

if i ever got arrested and the police printed out a list of all my /brit/ posts in court i'd happily sign it
never made a bad one never will
simple as

what should i buy lads

fingeringhoe

a clue

Stick it all on the euromillions

Something tells me you're not actually sorry
So you literally think there is a singular Canadian poster here do you
Sad

I'd be absolutely mortified

gone cold

my life is nought but an endless spiral of eating then pooing, then eating… then pooing

you act like you're the thread janny mate its pathetic

We want all the Virgin Islands. Hand them over

i've made some really awful cretinous posts but nothing illegal. would probably just get my driving license disqualified because my posts are proof i'm legally retarded

ktim
but you are lying I know you shag in between sometimes

Don't know what you're talking about but keep crying and being hypocritical if it makes you feel better x

im illegally retarded

Shlicken Cocky

rorke rinsing after brushing his teeth

sadly shagging does not mend the tortured reality of my life, to eat and then to poo — and for what?

*bashes you with a rubber chicken*

Love eating
Love pooing
Life's grand

primary school edish

Yeah so you shag Swedish women. be quiet

Are you not supposed to?

Just amazing that if you don’t want to try in life, you don’t have to!

Rorke eating an onion sandwich before going out on his big date

looking on adultwork but it's all munters round my way

This
I live to eat and my diet is good so pooing is usually a bonus

i got memories of you fucking my bum
i got memories of me eating your cum

What team should I play on footy manager lads? Thinking maybe a team from Spain or I could pick the premier league but I reckon it will be solid

spit, don't rinse

um

rorke paying 300 quid to shag a 50-year-old great-grandmother that looks like his dad

uh oh

rorke doing the maths on that

zara.com/uk/en/kids-girl-underwear-l469.html

i brush my teeth every day and i dont eat sugary snacks :)

UM

you're sweet enough :3

being a child molester is not a gimmick

nonce

mental how much legacy media panders to blacks nowadays

fucking UM

^_^

cherry bakes well

um

fuck sake air friar is about to beep and catberg decides that now is a good time to sit on my lap
why are they like this

get those faces fucked, rorke!

Yes we get it you're a pedophile no need to go on and on about it samefagging your reposted dogshit zingers

i need to lock the fuck in

You can talk

ktim
i am terminally distracted

#RAPECANADA

It's spaki, he's been doing this kind of thing for years

Frobably

Sir knob suckler

wait who's a pedo? Did I miss something?

What
OWO
I know

Oh fuck that mate, don’t you want to chill?

nettspend

Mental how I've become a sad, pathetic old man

*wipes out half the thread with vicious attacks*

PIG FUCK

well then niggers it’s been a fun few posts but i have to tend to other matters, quite the busy bee you see

*diddles your arse and throws you out the thread*

*farts right up your nostrils*

I ate a ham and cheese sandwich

eating sawdust

subwoofter

so what do I think about shiloh hendricks then chaps

POO

got an email from the professor that were going to fail this group project if we dont lock in

i brush my teeth twice every day but sometimes drink wee that belongs to a diabetic person

Get her donated to

You're welcome

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WILLY

#CRAKKKAGENOCIDE

mumberg cooking with pork mince again, wish she wouldn't buy it cause every meal she makes with it is awful ngl

*curls up into a ball like a big smelly woodlouse and hides in the corner of the thread*

Oh well, at least be womfy!

sucking a big monster

just had an ADHD moment (Ancestral Distraction for Higher Development)

Where in general was this taken, Yorkshire?

What's she making with it

i do believe i'll give room service a jangle and have them send up some étouffée...

drinking mercury

ungrateful worm

just seen some BOOBIES

CORRRR

erm yeah go on then

he is literally me

I'll pork her mince

If you buy food from amazon and tell them it arrived damaged then you can get a full refund and keep the food
a nice little free food life hack

um im a catboy too

this unfiltered stella mogs the normal stuff by far

have you heard about mozart's poo letters as well
right fucking nutter

dread to think how unfresh food from amazon is
i bought some coffee beans off amazon once and they were roasting like three months prior

coworker of old encouraged me to order air buds or ear buds whatever they're called off of amazon when they were a new thing and then send back the empty box for a refund because everyone was doing it and getting away with it apparently. never did do it though because I am an upstanding, honest member of society.

a nice little free food life hack

for niggers maybe

After two years in a managerial role I've identified a fundamental difference between myself and boomer managers.

If I need some data to make a decision, I consider it easy to get and act on if there's some system, spreadsheet, or e-mail chain where I can look up the information I need. It consider it much harder if I need to chase people for it.

Meanwhile the boomer managers barely ever use any systems and they consider data easy to get and act on if they know which person to ask to get specifically what they need. One time during a meeting I quickly looked something up in a budget projection spreadsheet and the boomer I was talking to just scratched his head and said "I thought only secretaries have access to that". I sent him the link but I doubt he ever looked at it.

I wonder if I'm just not used to the proper manager mindset or if it's their approach that's holding back UK productivity.

roasted 3 months prior

That's pretty standard for anything you'd buy in shops

I just finished work and I need to apply for jobs but I cannot be fucked

not from the speciality coffee shops i frequent

yeah the wagies at the amazon warehouse get paid minimum wage they aren't going to check if the item is actually in the box unless it's over a certain price
they'll just chuck it in the incinerator

doing that to a small business is scummy but the giga corpos don't pay a penny in tax and give us only the shittest least well paid jobs in return so sod them I say, you should have done it

how big is it?

You describe situations like a fucking mong

ok

lad part of being a manager is getting underlings to do stuff for you so you have more free time to chill

No shit

um do you mean my butt or pp

I'm terribly sorry. I've always been a creeper. Violetta says I creep like the kudzu vines that are slowly but surely strangling our Dixie.

sucked a girls willy for the first time last night

*spits out my instant coffee*
these beans were clearly roasted more than 2 weeks ago
this is unacceptable

erm

i should hope not

SEX

?

indian women deserve my big white cock

god i fucking hate washing up dishes

catberg after some of my mac cheese the little minx
I'll give her the tray to lick once I'm done with it

dirty sex freak

How do you deal with the feeling of knowing that you wasted years of your life?

post images of your berg

Looking at a number on a dashboard is less work than asking someone to look at the dashboard and tell me what the number is.

for me it's not worrying about things i can't change

live laugh love

"OIY JANUINELY YEEZE PONKERPODTIFFTY NYOTEBOCKS! VARRY MOCH SYO, HONNASTLEEE! OIY SWAAAHR!"

Ruby should really allocate a new notebook just for REESAAARCHING whatever imaginary garden bird, strange weather phenomenon or dead writer's ghost is responsible for all of her brand's products spontaneously vanishing from her house whenever it's time to prove that she actually uses them.

was supposed to go pub tonight with some people but I don't think I can be arsed

Doing a watch

FONT

i've had a shit day at work don't @ me

they're going to pick a woke pope aren't they

I'm too autistically worried about my own privacy to do that so I'll describe her to you

quite old and scruffy looking

mostly white with brown, grey and peachy splodges all over

stripey raccoon-like tail

She's lovely x

alcoholic

ktim

mental to think while i'm in the middle of having a crazy goon sesh with the lads in discord there are terrible wars happening around the world and people being genocide'd.

mad how /brit/ is a predominantly cat owning general
says a lot about us

Not possible. Thats where the King of Englands operative coordinate drug trafficking into the USA and money laundering. Never forget, Brits secretly rule America.

i have two cats and one dog and some hamsters

I go bouldering

I don't have a cat but sometimes I look after my sisters catbergs when she's on holiday or what have you, he was here this week but went home earlier today

This is the average discussion in Anon Babble.

I'm not a cat owner, only ever owned dogs, but I do love cats and get regular cat visits from the neighbours and feel like cats are a British thing indeed.

love catbergs me

every time I come into /brit/ any time of the day you're in here heathermong
you must be disabled or something and completely immobile

there must be at least 3 bouldering mongs who post here, why do they bleat on about it so much

Poor sex shagger

lots of sexy whores round my way. North West.

imagine chopping them up and chucking them all in a wok with some noodles and veggies
corrrrrrr

did the man climb up and down the wall?

mad how short they all are

I've had a shit day so fuck off

most likely ex-alcoholics who replaced their alcohol addiction with bouldering
it's like how alcoholics just talk about drinking all the time

They're going to invent Artificial general intelligence and it from its perfect synthesis of all information it will develop a grand unifying theory of everything and it'll just be marxism. And then they'll have to blow it up

t. hobbyless billy no-mates

despise horny posters

Shagger's hobby. You wouldn't get it mate.

LAST TIME YOU SPOKE TO A STRANGER LETSGOOOOOOO

the south indian fake punjabi in Marathi style making eatery refused to deliver their goyslop in the rains

*starts rolling up all the quality street wrappers around me into balls and chucking them at you* I've been at home all day enjoying myself aha!

rorke mate you're chasing my afterimage

um

Good post.

I'm on the semen retention personally.

cockmogs me

UM

corrspaff

Why do british women have those ghouly eyes

how the hell has a trannyberg for a willy twice as big as mine

now that one is grim

um um UM

*pulls faces right in your mug*
surely an ex alchy would be too feeble and scrawny to do bouldering
got lots of hobbies me but the bouldering freaks are particularly noticeable itt because it's seemingly all they go on about
in fact I reckon you're one of them based on your reaction

that

tranny cock

pick 2

face looks like that wendys meme girl

what do you mean?

Don’t know how to have fun, me
Antipsychotics take my dopamine away and i just feel tense

Mayb i should've said yes to the arrange marriage girl

that one really attracted a lot of attention didn't it
in fairness that was an unusually large wilbur

wasn't even that big tbqh

um for a white girl yh its big

Yellow angels

poo in loo

something menacing about trannards with large willies

yeah now remi has one I wouldn't mind getting my hands on

Timmy's something or other

can't trust a man who drinks strongbow
truly vile stuff

um sex with me

This modern economy is actually fucking hellish

public sector chads just keep on winning

Except you're all boring twats

Gay Porn™

maybe prison wouldn't be so bad

poo

thinking dark thoughts

Yes, problem?

Woke vader

got the God's Cop - 2007 Remastered Version by Happy Mondays on haven't I

act on them

same

püseal

sunset at 21:03

We're so back

I'm not even going to bother looking for a new job because I already know it is an utter waste of time and effort. Fuck this shit man

what we thinking then
arse going to mount a comeback?

anime bums

How do you plan on getting money?

Anon it's 8 oclock time or you won't get up on time for school

ill mount your arse and do a cumback in a minute

I've been doing gardening in the evening after work and I can see the neighbours peering at me from their windows like I'm mental spreading topsoil at 7pm.

was gonna make the new but I have to wait 5 minutes
bizarre

Can one of you give me a job

Thanks

bit gay

sod off mumberg you're not the boss of me any more
*puts my own turkey dinosaurs in the air friar*
so there

Hate it. Want my dark evenings back

Got minimum wage part time toil to tide me through until a miracle happens

THE fanny sniffer

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