C'mon! It'll be fun!

Do I look like I play Call of Duty?

I got summoned in 2023, failed the medical bc my spine curves. They told me to come back in six months. It’s been two years.

Looking back it was kind of stupid maybe, I just wanted out

There is no such thing as a enlistment office here nor military enlistment career plan.

Fuck off

Call of Duty

Call him a casual

I'm more of a Hearts of Iron guy, so I'm only sighning up for logistics. Because I know full well it's too late for me to be an officer.

I play RtS games since I was 8, give me a way to remotely command a squad of drones and tanks and I'll fuck up whoever stepped on ZOG's shoes

Holy shit. Good luck to you, hope they won't get you.

Russian shill detected. Head to the trenches this moment.

tf

tp

Your response?

Rusnigger on VPN detected.

why are americans obsessed with consooming child genocide war propaganda?

I think I'd be good at using drones desu

PTSD

Not a problem, will be just like a video game

my pancreas will explode

they should have made you a drone operator. you could have killed hundreds of russians by now

"i hate cod"

It was fun once

As long as you let me hang this next to my bunk bed...

cawadooty

fucking casuals man

Medal of Honour >>> crapduty.

Call of duty 4 through Black Ops 1 was peak.
I bought the 2019 version of MW2(first cod game I bought in years) and there was just way too much going on. You can totally tell its geared for the ADD riddled zoomer brain.

and there was just way too much going on. You can totally tell its geared for the ADD riddled zoomer brain.

Isn't that Black Ops series? I don't recall MW having too much going on. Black Ops had too many gadgets and shit.

I just meant the multiplayer menus and whatnot. Coming from the original MW2 its a stark contrast

All armies in the world (including the french army)

please join you'll get a good pay and good benefits :((((

French foreign legion

You'll fucking suffer and will get barely more than the minimum wage

Please stop coming en masse we can't handle you all

Do they take in wanted criminals no questions asked?

Not no question asked, if you commited a blood crime you're out, drug dealers too.

kek

That's from the UK.

They're doing it for citizenship and the ones that aren't are war hungry retards like Slavs or naives like Americans. Regular armies are made up of natives, and has been unpopular for a long time, while immigrants don't give a shit since they don't need it to receive the benefits. If other rich countries had the same programme like FFL you'd see it being a success.