second /brit/ since meltdown edition
/brit/
poo smells lmao
poo smells
we're so back lads
spastic
could have at least given us some new features with such a long outage
back in my day /brit/s went to 4k posts
Top quality posts are the feature
fr tho
did you spend your 11 days away valuably
wheres mousey? ^^
low mood, depressed, lethargic.
sucking a wank
i replayed deus ex
we're all in soyjak party lads migrate
yep
couple of wanks completed
couple of poos deposited
couple of clues gained
.
he don't look like that
what did he mean by this
am bottom
fucking hell lads
where did you go with Anon Babble down?
ignore the pass just testing to make sure it still works
I unironically was out at a beer garden with the lads today. The only day I do any socialising is the day Anon Babble returns.
Just a reminder that most of the mods and jannies' email addresses end in .edu or .gov
where'd my post go
most of the mods and jannies' email addresses end in .edu or .gov
and by "most" you mean one (singular)
beer garden
grim.
get home
absent-mindedly type '4' into my browser bar and hit enter out of sheer habit
Anon Babble is back
waheeey
Catyank was in epstein's flight logs
based
all nice and well but cronem chiefing on a devious clickum wile 3 pm katy bop pon oval x
120 seconds between posts?
o i am laffin
Honestly, I did less than usual. Barely did anything, too anxious about Anon Babble dying.
I did bake some hot cross buns though.
what's a beer garden
nothing grim about a beer garden you incel freak
no they don't, be quiet
Alri
the lads
it's a garden with beer instead of flowers and shrubs and that
A garden you drink beer in.
BUSINESS AS USUAL
fuck off paki cunt
???
drinking beer in the sun is never grim
mind you I can't even remember if it was even sunny today
70% of the posts in this thread are heathermong
the number of young boys molested by these two shit dicks is in the triple digits
Get the ID thread made
I missed you guys
I even made this webm today of a headteacher hitting his deputy headteacher with a spanner because the deputy headteacher had sex with another teacher the headteacher was having an affair with thinking of you lot
Headteacher got 2 years in prison for this. The woman that tweeted about starting a race war got 3 years.
2 minute cooldown
grim
already up on Anon Babble
bonked that prick
A pub that has a big outdoor area, like a big garden, with lots of picnic benches and whatnot, that can accommodate a lot of people. Good for drinking in the summer. Usually there'll be at least a couple in a city that get rammed full of people when it's warm or when the food's on.
reckon gandalf loved wearing frodo's ring
anyone having sex with that bald glasses gremlin freak
grim.
oh yeah were back boys
we're all on soyjak party lads migrate
I'm such a fucking neek, I am only humbled by posting amongst professional neeks
120 second cooldown to post
YOU HAVE MISTYPED THE CAPTCHA (even though I just had to click authenticate and didn't get a captcha)
Yeah we are so fucking back boys
I’m happy at the other place lads
Couldn't even KO the cunt with a full on two handed swing to the back of his head while his guard's down. Embarrassing.
drinking beer is grim
beer gardens are grim
thinking drinking in a beer garden is a good moment of your life is grim
.gay?
hitting the back of his head with a spanner that looks heavy
only got a glancing shot
somehow only 2 years for something that could've killed him
deal with it passlet
Maybe stay there and be quiet about it then?? xxxxxoxoxoxo
ok abdul
This is how sneak attacks in my dreams go
don’t think i missed this place honestly
well basically you're a paki and you fucking stink
pakis all walking round in black puffer jackets stinking of oud and shouting in their ugly tongue
fuck off you smelly little incel freak lmao
A BOSH
I even made this webm today
were you the one who took a video of this security camera footage?
found out this place was back cos I was trying to find that website with the black guy eating chicken dancing in front of a rainbow background which led me to know your meme which is where I found out Anon Babble was back
the scran
lmao baldy gimp looks like he's 5'3 max
Anon Babble was ona madone on desuarchive
what figures have you got there then lad?
Headteacher attacked deputy with wrench due to ‘overwhelming sexual jealousy’
Based incel
i am an incel
I was there. Half those posts were all me.
Wonder if the new jannies are going to be dograisin as well. Did they get contractors in like the janny equivalent of G4S.
why can’t i post images?
skibidi toilet 39 - 59 (season 13-19)
the watch
they just switched to a new GCHQ agent
mad and sad how much i missed this place
sometimes wonder if any of my teachers were shagging eachother
there was this one time when in the middle of class our german teacher went into the supply closet with the caretaker and they were in there for like 10 minutes lmao
watching netflix and there was a specsavers advert with two women kissing and then there was a lynx advert after it also with two women kissing
lesbian agenda at netflix
people are already getting bans/warnings for racism
This is how they welcome us back?
you have to have a level 5 account to post images
_________________________________________
be excellent to each other - Ted from Bill and Ted
Seems there's still issues I just had to wait through 4 cooldowns to make another post
Yeah my colleague in work went to that school apparently, he showed me the video earlier and said both teachers hated him. The video is mad, proper murder attempt
specsavers advert with two women kissing
yeah cus they couldn't see properly
lads the pope died
quit my subscription to netflix once they introduced ads. they can fuck off. plex all day
LET ME POST
Great back to posting on this piece of shit flag
nth for the holodem
was the female teacher even fit? probably just some middle aged woman who looks like liz truss, you'd have to be a mongy bald freak to get two years in prison for that
Posts taking an extra long time from clicking "post" to it showing up on the thread.
Must be a little Indian man manually vetting each post.
Feeding dozens of pigeons large amounts of birdseed every day. Like a metaphor for what i do here as well
seems like an Anon Babble problem
posts are showing up straight away on Anon Babble
no he didn’t
be quiet
ahh back on a message board with a non-retarded layout
liz truss is fit
went to reddit for the first time
what a shithole
This a sneaky part of the next new schism and argument over IDs?
which one were you on that had a retarded layout?
probably just some middle aged woman who looks like liz truss,
corrrr
*sigh* no adrian, liz truss is NOT fit.
heh
no
just making the point that it seems like the slow loading posts are unique to Anon Babble
right then a wank is on the cards to celebrate Anon Babble returning what shall it be
reckon kemi is the first tory leader i would shag
I'll believe you and keep posting via carrier pigeon
cummi bedanoch
Would rather shag boris
have a tranny patient in for an emergency appointment
freak with tattoos and piercings
he (actually a biological female) needs a simple two minute procedure
"can you send me to community care, i have anxiety..."
makes me waste my time taking xrays and doing a referral form
later writes a 1 star review saying he's special needs and disabled and was belittled by me
fucking hate these freaks
nothing wrong with him aside from being a pathetic wetwipe
If I might make a suggestion? I would like to recommend a lovely doujin that crossed my path during the outage, [Kugara] Guilty Onee-Shota(Guilty Gear) [English] [Digital]
[くがら] ギルティショタおね (ギルティギア) [英訳] [DL版].
shartybrit was a comfy episode ngl
if it's hip, it's here
shota
Fucking noncecase
and yet you respect "his" pronouns, well done you
D-IX is a methamphetamine-based experimental performance enhancer developed by Nazi Germany in 1944 for military application. One dose contained 5 mg oxycodone (brand name Eukodal, an analgesic opioid), 5 mg cocaine, and 3 mg methamphetamine
Fucking COR.
onto season 20 of skibidi toilet now
new /brit/
new me
Today, I booked a cab to go in friend's reception. I felt relaxed when I saw that the driver's name appeared to be Hindu. When I got into the cab, I noticed a small idol of Bhole Baba, which further reassured me. Coincidentally, I clicked a photo to send to my friend who had asked if I boarded or not.
However, when I reached my destination and asked the driver for his phone number or a payment scanner, I was surprised to see that his actual name was Tabrej Alam, This really shocked me. Why are they hiding their real identity?
Today I was safe, but imagine if it had been a woman traveling alone at night, this can become serious issue for her!
love dix me
your arse is hanging out
I don't believe that medical professionals post here.
Oh! Oh! /brit/! Come here! I haven't seen ya in 10 days!
a lot of stemcels are neeky shut-ins and only neeks find this website
any of you lads own a .226 clone?
or are you all on the 9mm game now?
Right so dtfic confirmed (once again) as a literal paedophile
bet heathermongs rotting corpse has been swnging from the bathroom door since tuesday
you know what fuck this I'm going back to the sharty
At my school the teachers were shagging teachers, students were shagging students, and in some cases teachers were shagging students. I was drunk at a party a couple of years after school and bumped into my brothers ex gf. She was drunk and we had a chat. It turned into 'remember when' conversation. She told me she shagged an English teacher. I believed her. He was married and a real creep, he used to wear a scarf year round, the pretentious twat. I've googled his name a few times over the years since to see if he has ever been caught out but I don't think he has. He would be in his 50s now I think, probably still teaching.
so uhhhhhhhhh, what did you lads do when the 'chan was down?
was mousey on the sharty?
I am not dtfic, and 2D doesn't count
ooh lawd dey squeakin
No
He must be going fucking mental
raped my arse and the arses of my loved ones
iaaptrc
im gonna filter your flag real quick xx
nun you gon do x
good lad
he
I A A P T R C
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that horrible feeling where the buzz of the cans wears off and you know you'll get a headache soon and wish you hadn't drank so many cans
been away for a few years
can someone explain what happened to tim? why is he in hospital with a hole in his face?
Just drink more you twat
I Am A PanTy ChRist
the man got him back on his psycho meds so he isn't entertaining any more
Consultant: Abdul
FREE ARE TIM
Are we back?
when did Anon Babble come back online
anyways he's Flora
what happened to his face?
mental how the media aren't under any legal or moral obligation to refer to these freaks by their 'preferred pronouns' but they do so anyway because they're afraid of being called nazis by a vocal minority of insane leftists
Timothey
Fucking paki cunts can't be bothered to spell his name right
Can't believe it's back
nobody knows but literally looks like he got stabbed up. maybe he did it to himself but he has wounds like that all over his body. keeps throwing himself to the floor when they send him home so he can go back to hospital
Anon Babble goes down
my ex posts her new bf on facebook
i get diagnosed with chlamydia that i got from the whore ive been seeing the next day
my mom gets diagnosed with bladder cancer three days later
the pope fucking dies
unironically came close to killing myself
wanked to ai erotica, played guitar, drank
you've terminal terf island brain mate
keeps throwing himself to the floor when they send him home so he can go back to hospital
Based
>my mom gets diagnosed with bladder cancer three days later
around 6ish I think
Imagine how many thousands of boomers like Tim there must be just endlessly wasting NHS resources
yeah and you're an ugly smelly fat trannard
We are so fucking back lads
I fucking love this place
u lads watching the boxing tomorra
i know everyone mostly stuck together but it didn't feel like home
Based king.
nh, gonna watch the Canelo fight next weekend though
whos fighting
2 black fellas obviously
ah you follow rape ape on twitter too?
I'm surprised he has virtually no followers lol
Thoughts?
tomorra
tomorrow
that feeling when you've been doing rancid farts for days and it's because there's a really nasty nugget of poo still up there somewhere
get rorke flipped asap
gets to shag her silly every night
probably fun if you can live with the connotations
havent got any friends and i went into a mental health crisis without brit
where did you all go
We are so back
rorke's da and leftypol's da
tomorrow
tomorra
>my mom gets diagnosed with bladder cancer three days later
Fuck, sorry to hear that anon. Hope it's all early stage stuff x
i went into a mental health crisis without brit
Oh my daaaaaaaaaays we are back de lads!
We were on the sharty mate, been like 50 threads on there over the 10 days
When are you bing-bongs gonna start burning every piece of disgusting propaganda, like this shit? I think the joke is quite overdone
the sharty
what the hell is that
mate.. you've been alone all this time?
we went to soyjak party Anon Babble board mainly, one thread got 4000 posts because no bump limit
yhe binble
posted on soyjak party a few times but it was dogshit, was happier just waiting for Anon Babble to come back
him
you are a stupid raisin, arent you
mate.. you've been alone all this time?
yeah been on my lonesome for a week
didnt know you were all having a laugh somewhere else without me
chan.gay was better had all the loli porn
shut up lad i saw you pepetwerking like the rest of us
the rail replacement bus service strikes again
Posting elsewhere is a sign of weakness, true patriots knew our home would return eventually
You’d go to prison for 2 years if you did that here
Soyjack party
The hacker that killed Anon Babble came from there
He also posts in /brit/ by the way
raisin smells lool
got your mum fanny on my ding dong
got me feeling a bit itchy pretty sure all the black sperm mightve had some exotic diseases in it
Me on the left
we tried to reach you lad, there was ghost posting on desuarchive and also on sacked tranny's reddit
Here is your predator bro
Went to see Revenge of the Sith in the cinema this evening and it was packed with zoomers cheering and having a great time, very few older people
Best cinema experience I’ve ever had
Zoomers will truly save us all
youtube.com
its over
Is that why he's been quiet for a bit?
God I missed this place de lads
err okay
all is well in the world now lad
Free reality check: You already live in prison
circumcision and blowjob buy 1 get 1 free
browsed/posted on kohlchan Anon Babble during the downtime.
At one point there was a 250 post thread full of scantily clad lolis
heathermong not posting
I think he actually did it
scantily clad lolis
:)
fuck off paedo cunts
Would it be silly of me to post on Anon Babble from my airbnbs wifi
:)
Yeah but I hate both of them, more interested in the undercard
(:
despite her past I think she still deserves happiness but I would never marry a pornstar
Honestly, I did less than usual. Barely did anything
ktim
can't see the update countdown lads
Up early for the Pope's funeral tomorrow lads.
Anon Babble is and always has been a paedo site
Been watching instagram reels for the past few weeks mostly consisting of Minecraft / 9/11 memes
Was alright
United Kangdom
190 literally killed himself because his password leaked
Farage loved the fat fucker
got the dhoop cones on
nag champa
clearly not famous since I have no fucking clue who she is
Is it pathetic to go to a football match alone
got a job and a gf while it was down but already quit and dumped that bitch because im Anon Babble for life
t. Alberto Barbosa
Retard
How bad is Lisbon at the moment?
yes
Nah
well kind of
But go anyway
have fun
No, obviously not. When you attend you become part of the collective fanbase. It's only cringe to go to a match to shit on a team you hate
*intimadates you*
well leftypol?
Wouldn't know, I live up north
heard there are 2 many immigrants
Youtube shorts you have no power here
Well it’s 2:1 yes to no’s so far
no /brit/ for the Troons Aren't Women ruling
So many happenings were missed in 10 days...
i just fucking pooped on my new boyfriends dick
CHICKEN JOCKEY
you mean beautiful black woman
Wonder if this works
year 7 girls shorts
Mental how quickly they folded lmao, they were just waiting for an easy way to shut the lid on the tranny box
Was posted about within an hour of Anon Babble coming back
We're all caught up on the olds
um
mmhmm cronem just finished administering a diabolic quicktap
squeaky airmasses irritating lil timmy when he go downstairs
umming hard rn
Uploading files from your IP range has been temporarily blocked due to abuse
what is this SHITE
mhmm youre posting on Anon Babble alone on a friday night xxx
foreigns come crawling back because their own generals are shite
Sorry I’ve had a few ;) xx
Please be quiet I'm expecting a very important phone call
Just report him, the jannies are actually banning the spammers now
is it back
"MAH RETIREMENT GREASE, NOOO" hehe no way is going to retire on that grease
that was edu not gov
cumming in barry's bussy