/brit/

second /brit/ since meltdown edition

poo smells lmao

poo smells

we're so back lads

spastic

could have at least given us some new features with such a long outage

back in my day /brit/s went to 4k posts

Top quality posts are the feature

fr tho

did you spend your 11 days away valuably

wheres mousey? ^^

low mood, depressed, lethargic.

sucking a wank

i replayed deus ex

we're all in soyjak party lads migrate

yep
couple of wanks completed
couple of poos deposited
couple of clues gained

.

he don't look like that

what did he mean by this

am bottom

fucking hell lads
where did you go with Anon Babble down?

ignore the pass just testing to make sure it still works

I unironically was out at a beer garden with the lads today. The only day I do any socialising is the day Anon Babble returns.

Just a reminder that most of the mods and jannies' email addresses end in .edu or .gov

where'd my post go

most of the mods and jannies' email addresses end in .edu or .gov

and by "most" you mean one (singular)

beer garden

grim.

get home

absent-mindedly type '4' into my browser bar and hit enter out of sheer habit

Anon Babble is back

waheeey

Catyank was in epstein's flight logs

based

all nice and well but cronem chiefing on a devious clickum wile 3 pm katy bop pon oval x

120 seconds between posts?
o i am laffin

Honestly, I did less than usual. Barely did anything, too anxious about Anon Babble dying.
I did bake some hot cross buns though.

what's a beer garden

nothing grim about a beer garden you incel freak

no they don't, be quiet

Alri

the lads

it's a garden with beer instead of flowers and shrubs and that

A garden you drink beer in.

BUSINESS AS USUAL

fuck off paki cunt

???
drinking beer in the sun is never grim
mind you I can't even remember if it was even sunny today

70% of the posts in this thread are heathermong

the number of young boys molested by these two shit dicks is in the triple digits

Get the ID thread made

vocaroo.com/1iytEM9ULygR

I missed you guys

I even made this webm today of a headteacher hitting his deputy headteacher with a spanner because the deputy headteacher had sex with another teacher the headteacher was having an affair with thinking of you lot

Headteacher got 2 years in prison for this. The woman that tweeted about starting a race war got 3 years.

2 minute cooldown

grim

already up on Anon Babble

vocaroo.com/1b8Jf4fVT60l

bonked that prick

A pub that has a big outdoor area, like a big garden, with lots of picnic benches and whatnot, that can accommodate a lot of people. Good for drinking in the summer. Usually there'll be at least a couple in a city that get rammed full of people when it's warm or when the food's on.

reckon gandalf loved wearing frodo's ring

anyone having sex with that bald glasses gremlin freak

grim.

oh yeah were back boys

we're all on soyjak party lads migrate

I'm such a fucking neek, I am only humbled by posting amongst professional neeks

120 second cooldown to post

YOU HAVE MISTYPED THE CAPTCHA (even though I just had to click authenticate and didn't get a captcha)

Yeah we are so fucking back boys

I’m happy at the other place lads

Couldn't even KO the cunt with a full on two handed swing to the back of his head while his guard's down. Embarrassing.

drinking beer is grim
beer gardens are grim
thinking drinking in a beer garden is a good moment of your life is grim

.gay?

hitting the back of his head with a spanner that looks heavy

only got a glancing shot

somehow only 2 years for something that could've killed him

deal with it passlet

Maybe stay there and be quiet about it then?? xxxxxoxoxoxo

ok abdul

This is how sneak attacks in my dreams go

don’t think i missed this place honestly

well basically you're a paki and you fucking stink

pakis all walking round in black puffer jackets stinking of oud and shouting in their ugly tongue

fuck off you smelly little incel freak lmao
A BOSH

I even made this webm today

were you the one who took a video of this security camera footage?

found out this place was back cos I was trying to find that website with the black guy eating chicken dancing in front of a rainbow background which led me to know your meme which is where I found out Anon Babble was back

the scran

lmao baldy gimp looks like he's 5'3 max

Anon Babble was ona madone on desuarchive

what figures have you got there then lad?

Headteacher attacked deputy with wrench due to ‘overwhelming sexual jealousy’

Based incel

i am an incel

I was there. Half those posts were all me.

Wonder if the new jannies are going to be dograisin as well. Did they get contractors in like the janny equivalent of G4S.

why can’t i post images?

skibidi toilet 39 - 59 (season 13-19)

the watch

they just switched to a new GCHQ agent

mad and sad how much i missed this place

sometimes wonder if any of my teachers were shagging eachother

there was this one time when in the middle of class our german teacher went into the supply closet with the caretaker and they were in there for like 10 minutes lmao

watching netflix and there was a specsavers advert with two women kissing and then there was a lynx advert after it also with two women kissing

lesbian agenda at netflix

people are already getting bans/warnings for racism

This is how they welcome us back?

you have to have a level 5 account to post images

_________________________________________

be excellent to each other - Ted from Bill and Ted

Seems there's still issues I just had to wait through 4 cooldowns to make another post

Yeah my colleague in work went to that school apparently, he showed me the video earlier and said both teachers hated him. The video is mad, proper murder attempt

specsavers advert with two women kissing

yeah cus they couldn't see properly

lads the pope died

quit my subscription to netflix once they introduced ads. they can fuck off. plex all day

LET ME POST

Great back to posting on this piece of shit flag

nth for the holodem

was the female teacher even fit? probably just some middle aged woman who looks like liz truss, you'd have to be a mongy bald freak to get two years in prison for that

Posts taking an extra long time from clicking "post" to it showing up on the thread.
Must be a little Indian man manually vetting each post.

Feeding dozens of pigeons large amounts of birdseed every day. Like a metaphor for what i do here as well

seems like an Anon Babble problem
posts are showing up straight away on Anon Babble

no he didn’t
be quiet

ahh back on a message board with a non-retarded layout

liz truss is fit

went to reddit for the first time
what a shithole

This a sneaky part of the next new schism and argument over IDs?

which one were you on that had a retarded layout?

probably just some middle aged woman who looks like liz truss,

corrrr

*sigh* no adrian, liz truss is NOT fit.

heh

no
just making the point that it seems like the slow loading posts are unique to Anon Babble

right then a wank is on the cards to celebrate Anon Babble returning what shall it be

reckon kemi is the first tory leader i would shag

I'll believe you and keep posting via carrier pigeon

cummi bedanoch

Would rather shag boris

have a tranny patient in for an emergency appointment

freak with tattoos and piercings

he (actually a biological female) needs a simple two minute procedure

"can you send me to community care, i have anxiety..."

makes me waste my time taking xrays and doing a referral form

later writes a 1 star review saying he's special needs and disabled and was belittled by me

fucking hate these freaks
nothing wrong with him aside from being a pathetic wetwipe

If I might make a suggestion? I would like to recommend a lovely doujin that crossed my path during the outage, [Kugara] Guilty Onee-Shota(Guilty Gear) [English] [Digital]
[くがら] ギルティショタおね (ギルティギア) [英訳] [DL版].

shartybrit was a comfy episode ngl

if it's hip, it's here

shota

Fucking noncecase

and yet you respect "his" pronouns, well done you

D-IX is a methamphetamine-based experimental performance enhancer developed by Nazi Germany in 1944 for military application. One dose contained 5 mg oxycodone (brand name Eukodal, an analgesic opioid), 5 mg cocaine, and 3 mg methamphetamine

Fucking COR.

onto season 20 of skibidi toilet now

new /brit/
new me

Today, I booked a cab to go in friend's reception. I felt relaxed when I saw that the driver's name appeared to be Hindu. When I got into the cab, I noticed a small idol of Bhole Baba, which further reassured me. Coincidentally, I clicked a photo to send to my friend who had asked if I boarded or not.

However, when I reached my destination and asked the driver for his phone number or a payment scanner, I was surprised to see that his actual name was Tabrej Alam, This really shocked me. Why are they hiding their real identity?

Today I was safe, but imagine if it had been a woman traveling alone at night, this can become serious issue for her!

love dix me

your arse is hanging out

I don't believe that medical professionals post here.

Oh! Oh! /brit/! Come here! I haven't seen ya in 10 days!

a lot of stemcels are neeky shut-ins and only neeks find this website

any of you lads own a .226 clone?
or are you all on the 9mm game now?

Right so dtfic confirmed (once again) as a literal paedophile

bet heathermongs rotting corpse has been swnging from the bathroom door since tuesday

you know what fuck this I'm going back to the sharty

At my school the teachers were shagging teachers, students were shagging students, and in some cases teachers were shagging students. I was drunk at a party a couple of years after school and bumped into my brothers ex gf. She was drunk and we had a chat. It turned into 'remember when' conversation. She told me she shagged an English teacher. I believed her. He was married and a real creep, he used to wear a scarf year round, the pretentious twat. I've googled his name a few times over the years since to see if he has ever been caught out but I don't think he has. He would be in his 50s now I think, probably still teaching.

so uhhhhhhhhh, what did you lads do when the 'chan was down?

was mousey on the sharty?

I am not dtfic, and 2D doesn't count

ooh lawd dey squeakin

No
He must be going fucking mental

raped my arse and the arses of my loved ones

iaaptrc

im gonna filter your flag real quick xx

nun you gon do x

good lad

he

I A A P T R C
A
A
P
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that horrible feeling where the buzz of the cans wears off and you know you'll get a headache soon and wish you hadn't drank so many cans

been away for a few years
can someone explain what happened to tim? why is he in hospital with a hole in his face?

Just drink more you twat

I Am A PanTy ChRist

the man got him back on his psycho meds so he isn't entertaining any more

Consultant: Abdul

FREE ARE TIM

Are we back?

when did Anon Babble come back online

anyways he's Flora

what happened to his face?

mental how the media aren't under any legal or moral obligation to refer to these freaks by their 'preferred pronouns' but they do so anyway because they're afraid of being called nazis by a vocal minority of insane leftists

Timothey

Fucking paki cunts can't be bothered to spell his name right

Can't believe it's back

nobody knows but literally looks like he got stabbed up. maybe he did it to himself but he has wounds like that all over his body. keeps throwing himself to the floor when they send him home so he can go back to hospital

Anon Babble goes down

my ex posts her new bf on facebook

i get diagnosed with chlamydia that i got from the whore ive been seeing the next day

my mom gets diagnosed with bladder cancer three days later

the pope fucking dies

unironically came close to killing myself

wanked to ai erotica, played guitar, drank

you've terminal terf island brain mate

keeps throwing himself to the floor when they send him home so he can go back to hospital

Based

>my mom gets diagnosed with bladder cancer three days later

around 6ish I think

Imagine how many thousands of boomers like Tim there must be just endlessly wasting NHS resources

yeah and you're an ugly smelly fat trannard

We are so fucking back lads
I fucking love this place

u lads watching the boxing tomorra

i know everyone mostly stuck together but it didn't feel like home

Based king.

nh, gonna watch the Canelo fight next weekend though

youtube.com/watch?v=tvtJPs8IDgU#t=22s

whos fighting

2 black fellas obviously

ah you follow rape ape on twitter too?
I'm surprised he has virtually no followers lol

Thoughts?

tomorra

tomorrow

that feeling when you've been doing rancid farts for days and it's because there's a really nasty nugget of poo still up there somewhere

get rorke flipped asap

gets to shag her silly every night
probably fun if you can live with the connotations

havent got any friends and i went into a mental health crisis without brit
where did you all go

We are so back

rorke's da and leftypol's da

tomorrow

tomorra

>my mom gets diagnosed with bladder cancer three days later

Fuck, sorry to hear that anon. Hope it's all early stage stuff x

i went into a mental health crisis without brit

Oh my daaaaaaaaaays we are back de lads!

We were on the sharty mate, been like 50 threads on there over the 10 days

When are you bing-bongs gonna start burning every piece of disgusting propaganda, like this shit? I think the joke is quite overdone

the sharty

what the hell is that

mate.. you've been alone all this time?
we went to soyjak party Anon Babble board mainly, one thread got 4000 posts because no bump limit

yhe binble

posted on soyjak party a few times but it was dogshit, was happier just waiting for Anon Babble to come back

him

you are a stupid raisin, arent you

mate.. you've been alone all this time?

yeah been on my lonesome for a week
didnt know you were all having a laugh somewhere else without me

chan.gay was better had all the loli porn

shut up lad i saw you pepetwerking like the rest of us

the rail replacement bus service strikes again

Posting elsewhere is a sign of weakness, true patriots knew our home would return eventually

You’d go to prison for 2 years if you did that here

Soyjack party
The hacker that killed Anon Babble came from there
He also posts in /brit/ by the way

raisin smells lool

got your mum fanny on my ding dong
got me feeling a bit itchy pretty sure all the black sperm mightve had some exotic diseases in it

Me on the left

we tried to reach you lad, there was ghost posting on desuarchive and also on sacked tranny's reddit

Here is your predator bro

Went to see Revenge of the Sith in the cinema this evening and it was packed with zoomers cheering and having a great time, very few older people
Best cinema experience I’ve ever had
Zoomers will truly save us all

youtube.com/watch?v=9zYL-XylC74

its over

Is that why he's been quiet for a bit?

God I missed this place de lads

err okay

all is well in the world now lad

Free reality check: You already live in prison

circumcision and blowjob buy 1 get 1 free

browsed/posted on kohlchan Anon Babble during the downtime.
At one point there was a 250 post thread full of scantily clad lolis

heathermong not posting

I think he actually did it

scantily clad lolis

:)

fuck off paedo cunts

Would it be silly of me to post on Anon Babble from my airbnbs wifi

:)

Yeah but I hate both of them, more interested in the undercard

(:

despite her past I think she still deserves happiness but I would never marry a pornstar

Honestly, I did less than usual. Barely did anything

ktim

can't see the update countdown lads

Up early for the Pope's funeral tomorrow lads.

Anon Babble is and always has been a paedo site

Been watching instagram reels for the past few weeks mostly consisting of Minecraft / 9/11 memes
Was alright

United Kangdom

190 literally killed himself because his password leaked
Farage loved the fat fucker

got the dhoop cones on
nag champa

clearly not famous since I have no fucking clue who she is

Is it pathetic to go to a football match alone

got a job and a gf while it was down but already quit and dumped that bitch because im Anon Babble for life

t. Alberto Barbosa

Retard

How bad is Lisbon at the moment?

yes

Nah
well kind of
But go anyway
have fun

No, obviously not. When you attend you become part of the collective fanbase. It's only cringe to go to a match to shit on a team you hate

*intimadates you*

well leftypol?

Wouldn't know, I live up north

heard there are 2 many immigrants

Youtube shorts you have no power here

Well it’s 2:1 yes to no’s so far

no /brit/ for the Troons Aren't Women ruling

So many happenings were missed in 10 days...

i just fucking pooped on my new boyfriends dick

CHICKEN JOCKEY

you mean beautiful black woman

Wonder if this works

year 7 girls shorts

Mental how quickly they folded lmao, they were just waiting for an easy way to shut the lid on the tranny box

Was posted about within an hour of Anon Babble coming back
We're all caught up on the olds

um

mmhmm cronem just finished administering a diabolic quicktap
squeaky airmasses irritating lil timmy when he go downstairs

umming hard rn

Uploading files from your IP range has been temporarily blocked due to abuse

what is this SHITE

mhmm youre posting on Anon Babble alone on a friday night xxx