Be American

be American

live in a literal paradise

"oh no this place sucks so much, it's a living hell, I need to move to little town Shitholistan in Postsovietstan, I'll be accepted and feel at home there"

get paid 2000 USD for flipping burgers without a degree

"oh no this is so humiliating, I should be passing 10 years at college and move overseas to work 9-21 in a slave company in Tokyo for 1000 USD and live in a bug cage!"

get anything you want from anywhere in the world at your home's door just by using an app

"oh no this is so dehumanizing and dystopic, I should have only one product choice to buy and be forced to go in person to different stores kms away to buy them!"

get a free penis tune up at birth

"oh no my life is ruined, I will never be able to stuff doritos inside my penis and mix them with cheese and get STDs like true men do! This is the end!"

Why are they like this?

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um no free healthcare and walkable cities o algo

I will never be able to stuff doritos inside my penis

i chuckled

be Argentinian

spend all day on the beach cracking open coconuts and strumming charangos

still find time to bitch about your "plight" on Anon Babble

Wish I could say I feel sorry for you, but I don't.

There are no beaches with coconuts here. Argentinian coast beaches suck in summer and are cold and depressing in winter

Most people who complain about America online and say they would want to move to Europe or Asia are usually socialist-leaning hipster losers who couldn't make it here so they think other countries are easier. The migration stats speak for themselves.

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America too spicy for aussie pipo

High wages and being able to cons00m = paradise

Yeah this country is perfect for materialistic retards like you that think all there is to life is a big paycheck and being able to doordash goy slop to your McMansion while watching The Big Game (which is more commercials than action)

That said, Amerishart "digital nomads" who exploit poor 3rd world economies while working some meme email job are extremely cringe. Moving to le ebin Japan or Yurop is also cringe.

Maybe I'm retarded but I'd love to move to Argentina and teach English there or get a master's in engineering since it's free in your country. I'd rather be poor in a country with soul than rich in this soulless shit hole ans many Americans feel the same

ans many Americans feel the same

considering nobody moves out of here I doubt it

flipping burgers is about $1200 USD while your rent will also be $1200 USD.

really? my cousin works at burger king in the US and managed to get a ps5 from fast food wage. that'll never happen here.

Even if he made exactly minimum wage ($7.25/h which less than 1% of workers actually make that little), he could get a PS5 with like 60 hours of work including taxes

everyone imagines they'd be happier somewhere else, but there is nothing on this inconstant earth capable of filling the void inside you. seek Christ

muh ps5s muh graphics cards

This just proves thirdie suffering is a meme. Who cares about bing bing wahoo when you can't afford even a 1 bedroom apartment here

my rent is 500 bucks a month dude, this is 20 minutes outside a major city
stop being a poor talentless faggot

$500 is extremely cheap, you either split the bill with roommates or live in a complete shithole or both

You rent a room in your parents house?

My point of paradise was the infrastructure and scenery though.

You can't afford a home here either. Unless you're a brown immigrant from Paraguay and Bolivia and you intrude somebody's house or terrain, then the government gives it to you

Americans don't deserve america,the cut off the great redwoods and eradicated the bison hordes,turned the great plains into a dust bowl.
All that intensive farming just to eat corn ayrup and seed oils.
They are the modern day huns,everything their hands touch turna to shit

LMAO bruh I pay 1500 and it's low for where I live

what about the amazon, pedro

Trvke

Our infrastructure is garbage. I'm not going to say it's third world tier, but for a "first" world country it's embassingly bad.

Yes, my country has nice scenery but our cities aren't there, we live in soulless concrete sprawls. I've been to Argentina and the scenery in Salta/Jujuy is way better than here

Our infrastructure is garbage

go back to plebbit, you have no idea what you are talking about

Even thirdies use 220V
Your power grid failed a couple of years ago and texas froze
Your subways are mogged by chinks japs and europeons
25% of americans use septic tanks
I don't get why you live lile that you were the technological frontier of the world

Americans can afford a daily Leatherman and still save money at the end of the month for their monthly Ferrari

True, you can't suffer in USA

Texas is on its own, independent grid, this is part of the controversy
It's not integrated with the east or west

aren't you the people who blow up priceless artifacts from the beginnings of human civilization?

be thirdie

get to live in your parent's mansion until age 35

your mom makes you delicious food for a living, then your wife

you have a fully intact non-mutilated cock

you have big bunda women everywhere

you get free healthcare

you don't suffer

I'd rather be poor in a country with soul than rich in this soulless shit hole ans many Americans feel the same

You can do it right now, nobody is deporting burgers

sike

be thirdies

you lose

I know but I actually do have a career here in the states and make low six figures and I also don't want to be piss poor and struggling to make ends meet. Guess I'm just a huge pussy

get to live in your parent's mansion until age 35

Yes

your mom makes you delicious food for a living,

Yes

then your wife

Lol

you have a fully intact non-mutilated cock

Cut at 18

you have big bunda women everywhere

No

you get free healthcare

Free healthcare is saturated by brown foreigners and they get priority, it takes months to get an appointment. Everybody uses private healthcare for this reason

you don't suffer

I do because I can't buy a chinese Leatherman Charge clone for 10 $

Brazil has the largest forest cover on Earth after Russia
it's fucking insane how even on Anon Babble there's niggers like you who fall so easily to propaganda

but muh Greta, muh Macron

they don't talk shit about the US because Americans hit back unlike meek Brazilians, the US has like 5% of its original forests standing and wants to lecture others who have hampered their own development for the sake of preserving it, go fuck yourself you piece of shit
We also have the most strict forest code on the planet, there's tons of places where you can buy a piece of land and not be allowed to use like 80% of it, if you destroy ripurian vegetation next to rivers you'll be quartered in public square, but then some fat fuck whose hometown has completely decimated its flora and later replanted half a dozen trees to make up for it feels like he gets to lecture other people all so he can feed obese niggers gracelessly expiring from corn syrup overdose

I'd rather be poor in a country with soul than rich in this soulless shit hole ans many Americans feel the same

Then why are you saying this you fat and retarded unitedstatian?

Wrong, the void inside me would be filled by warm weather 12 months a year and a fruit garden where i can eat figs and mangos

This is what Itá Ibaté, in the Argentinian province of Jujuy looks like

Argentinians just want to keep all the good beaches for themselves

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Daily brazilian seething about france for no reason

Its a mental illness at that point

no reason

France is the great satan

Because retarded latams think we don't suffer because of high wages when the reality is much different and we honestly probably suffer more from our soulless culture

Says the antichrist of countries.

be thirdie

it's already over dude
everything below is just a cope

Then move there since you said they have a better life???

He's a redditor faggot who hates America

>get paid 2000 USD for flipping burgers without a degree

even if this was true the cost of living here is insane