Takeaway edition
/brit/
people are actually posting in that other thread
bizarre
I know can you believe it
it's a travesty
stop making threads if i have your flag filtered. imbecilic morons
The lottery was created to catch time travellers.
Ok.
i thought it was created as a way to extract money from the poor and foolish
anyone got the webm of tim yelling at the builders and running off with a cheeky grin, love that one
why do jews have such massive tits?
Back at it again.
neoliberal bull logging in
Because it works.
bullying your pets is dead funny
my dog's scared of the fake marble by the fireplace so i always put his toys on there right at the back and watch him try to reach and grab them without touching the marble
bushwick based enablers are active
Anyone know how to remove the monsters and scary stuff from minecraft my son doesnt like them
dont know, why do jews have such massive tits?
fucking hell tarq get a grip
you can play on peaceful
also post your sons feet
mu
lmfao. Mummy made Paddington bears for fucks sake
Farmers are getting genocided worldwide.
then why go into farming
anyone that orders plain cheese for a takeaway pizza needs the rope
Tax avoidance scheme
#SaveTheBoors
farmers are inbred and reek of shite, good riddance
inheritance tax?
Handshake.
suck my peen
farmers doing a triple backflip off big ben when they only got a billion dollars in handouts this year intsead of a trillion
i'm like 85% pasta at this point
Cape Independence for British descent only
Sluagthtery.
Yeah. Which is fair enough but he cant start acting like some martyr
Adolf Hitler fought fo the liberation of the European people from international Jewish bankers who are now ethnically replacing the White race they've hated for 3000 years.
yeah, fuck farmers in any case
My city has a statue outside Parliament to honour those soldiers who bravely died slaughtering Boers
Breaker Morant is a state hero
Yeah we’re based like that
Saucy
pretty sure if I drink a lot of orange juice then I feel really good the next day
it's like a minor euphoria
finger inside a girls bum and wiggle it around a bit
kinda hungry but also kinda not
End.
used to be hungry but then i ate my body weight in pasta so now i'm sleepy and hot
squattoil at 15:00
left it a bit late today on account of being tired and not arsed. I will do it though.
when rasheed speaks, i listen
most orange juice is full of sugar and not all that healthy
post your arse
Shalom
not neoliberal of him
what kind of pasta did you gorge yourself on
No no qrd.
plain, with ketchup
linguine
n-no
fookin prawn
got my tits and pussy out
hello /birt/
so my curiosity and stiffy was all for nothing then
You need to shut up.
sugar is good for you
we've been consuming it for a quintillion years
proof?
hey pasta lad i got a nice pasta dish that i know you're going to love
midwesternmoms.com
what's the last person, place, or thing you were obsessed with
3 points.
yanks genuinely eat pasta as a "side dish"
not clicking that shit
I look like this.
lndian family next door having a big party
boers hate anglos, they pretend they don't online but their entire identity in south africa is a deep seated despising of anglos
Brits are somewhat luckier than us
Worked 50 to 60 hour weeks
Temp agency said I would keep job if I did well enough
Get laid off with the crew
Honestly I hate America when will Russia nuke us
E230
might crack open a heiney and a malbo
never been obsessed or passionate about anything
food additive or jap porno? who knows
birts have been thoroughly civilised
which is fair
it's terrible what we did to them
Spanish pirate.
the response: um
mad how mental how mad how mental how mad how mental how mad how mental how mad how mental how mad how mental how mad how mental how mad how mental how mad how mental how mad how mental how mad how mental how mad how mental how mad how mental how
GTFIH
e621
The job advert as it were
some africans were kicking a ball around and it was televised and hundreds of thousands of white british people tuned in to watch, very very peculiar
Stupid.
Eugène Terre'Blanche
wants a whites only south africa
employs black farm workers
doesnt pay them
gets shot
The hubris of boers is funny
Will be getting on the beers shortly
Sorry.
Wait they've actually the phrase 'global majority' for themselves? What are we even supposed to make of that?
im fuirous at this pic fucking hell *punches a hole straight thouerhg my monitor*
denzel washington
emma thompson
tom hanks
all my fave actors
what do big baz, gaz and rorke see in blokes getting paid hundreds of thousands of pounds to kick a ball around?
Cool.
shut the fuck up pozzie
My life is so fucked that I don't know why I bothered leaving my bed today
typical boer tears kek
*perfect parries the punch and then boots you across the room* won't be tolerating this behaviour bruce not after all the shite you've made me display. now get me cleaned I'm filthy.
Yo.
seems like everyone has an australian cousin except me
Pipe down Rorke, you're a minority, know your place
remember chancellor kamikaze kwasi and his MASSIVE MAHOGONY JUNGLE WOOD BBC
Right, lads
two days of the BIG cans
haven't had the takeaway scran in a while
bebating between the pizza and no cans or the ribs and cans
no toil tomorrow
Lads, what's the plan?
p0rn is destroying society
Yeah that was the whole point of calling them a global majority to highlight the fact that we, in fact, are the minority. That's why I don't understand why they would take the phrase global majority and use it instead of ignoring it.
couldn't care less what you do with your boring life you boring bore
playing stardew valley
also wanking my knob
ARBEIT
Rorke this is a global democracy and you need to bend to the will of the global majority at home and abroad
We're all watching the National League playoffs final yeah?
favourite valley character?
I do remember him but I remember nothing about that last thing
Beers should have depopulated the Bantu.
mcdonalds menu and signs in London is in INDIAN
can you fucking believe this
sink the biomass
ABIGAIL
B
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I never believed cavities are contagious.
I never had and problem with my teeth my whole 25 years.
Got with gf for two years and now I had 3 of my wisdom teeth removed, 6 teeth with cavities filled, 2 with "catch-up" that require monitoring, tartar build-up.
My gf had bad oral hygiene because of her "corn syrup disguised as coffee"
The cold air balloon was invented in 1753, predating the hot air balloon by a good 30 years. But it never really took off.
ever shag her up the arse?
rorke sent flying
why do so many of these brown turds support Russia
Nice.
That's why I don't understand why they would take the phrase global majority and use it
Because giving a middle finger to gammons is funny
christ pip payments are even bigger than i thought
IFL
i've got something to say
but it doesn't matter much to me
Just don't be Ibrahim.
is the £644 rent a part of that total £2259 figure?
Nice!
Thanks. Stop.
Protein intake is such a psyop
when i was on pip i'd get 1800 on top of rent
get the biomass on PIP
tomorrow begins a strict regimented lifestyle.
sisters arse looking fat today :/
love love love wanking
get her shagged
Slap you on the mf face, Jew.
has she been shagged lately?
sweet lovely death, i am waiting for your breath
come sweet death one last caress
eww no wtf
That's mean
That's it..
squat day
gagging for a poo but love holding them in
lifting man made weights for no practical reason
Shit.
spaffed
I don’t know but it’s quite likely she has
people donate money to this loon
youtube.com
shave Thursday
already have a fucking beard
lads, I never signed up for this shite
Hi from Anon Babble, /brit/! I did a little compilation. We need more such pranks in this day and age
be happy with what you've got
i cant grow anything on the cheeks
make less than this doing workoid reeeee
youtu.be/watch?v=X7v2LBrAixc
no one from britain could have made this
lol good for them
this makes me want to go to spoons on my own, find a quiet table, then order scranage
lying in bed eating a banana
need to get going
fair play to the brony nonces
Supposed to go out cycling but it's rainy
got my giblets out
baking in the sun
just shaved all the hair off my torso and I look Iike a plucked chicken
gf keeps trying to get me to read books lol
wisdom tooth is killing
:D
pics
did your bf asked you to shave?
when i shave my head ill do the pubes but that's about it
can't mess with the chest hair, the itch is impossible to live with
Unironically start reading romance novels for women (aka porn books) and learn from them
and the latest news on your arse?
hopefully its killing them
Two Scottish men shot dead at bar in Spain bbc.com
WWoooooooo 2 less scots in the world YESSSS WOOOHOOOOOOO
taking coffee flask recommendations
just trudged home from lidl with 6 packs of stubbies
It's happening. King of Egypt.
me entering the thread but i'm a horrible fat man who can't dance instead
hairy af but it's not physically possible for me to reach there
that's 60x250ml if anybody is wondering
4%abv
Imagine being a drug dealer in some sort of dispute and going to these types of places thinking no one will spot you and tip your enemies off
Any gay medical man in? I've a question about bumming my arse with a can, you see
careful mate you might get a bit tipsy off that
scottish men at an irish bar
in spain
got zogged in argos lads
grow up mate
i got one this one on the left from ebay
pretty good, does a large coffee from the greggs
Diagnosis: you're 48 years old
don't worry i have whisky as well
Technically 47 till tomorrow
got my willy and bum out
dunce
*walks over and covers you with a big tarpaulin*
sorry folks
put them back in
having an incel wank
did the yank who likes to post ai pictures of drink go?
looking good :D
corrr could murder a blue lagoon right now
on the decking with the espadrilles hell yes
just been born have you?
ktimmers
there's got to be a radical change if /brit/ is to remain relevant
the rizz
'
welcome to the all or nuttin podcast
wid me billy mooooore
talk is irrelevant she's only interested in looks
concerning news out of Russia
should I get a train to North Wales
might become mates with the guy at the petrol station like alan partridge
kin ell my tax has gone up. didn't save enough to pay this and now i'm fucked.
she's right the helicopter scene is hilarious
9/11 ... it's the best
LOL x
mad how these breweries pretend to brew different beers while it all tastes about the same
Sick of the woke shite
what you doing for work then matey?
and being self-emp, how have you not got away with that through dividends? you want a financial advisor la
i'm off now lads
programmer
i have an accountant/company now but last year i was a sole trader and money went straight into my account and was taxed on all of it
i also spent most of it
getting doctor mike in my recommended for some reason :£
was sat in the garden but it's too bloody windy
not really an accountant though, just use freeagent online
the absolute state of zoomers lmfao no wonder millenialchads are stealing your women
was going to get ice cream but then i couldnt be arsed so got changed back into my pyjamas
but now i want ice cream again
i want to get into that but ir35 and having to graft for contracts make it less attractive
probably something i get into at 40 once ive got my money right
how'd you find the market for contractors atm?
Households with at least one claimant who is a foreign national received £941 million in March this year
Lads when are things going to get good again? When does clownworld stop?
only you can stop it
saw two teenage lezboids on my incel walk who could not have been 16 holding hands and kissing
in unrelated events going to have an imagination wank now
hilarious news loooool
you’re not stealing anyone’s women you’re a balding skinny fat late 20s ming that considers eating a paki takeaway with some cans while posting on the internet the highlight of his week
shut the fuck up
No one under 40 is called Sharon
If you're reading this, you are now part of the resistance.
ummy
good day to be a kite
stop drinking
hit the gym
eat healthy
don’t spend money on useless shite
literally that easy to live a good life
i work for foreign companies (US and EU) so i35 is irrelevant and so is VAT
i would just apply to american companies looking for a developer in a different time zone, plenty of those
By peaceful democratic means?
don't breathe the air hold your breath
And you're desperately trying to keep up a conversation by talking about films like a 13 year old and you post here every night crying about how you're still a khhv lmfao
probably not
i take SSRIs
six or
seven
really
ice cold beers
i do 3 of these and my life is still shit
Anti semitic and very brexity kind of post
lil zoomer thinks talking to the opposite sex about films is "rizz"
all you need to do to escape from poverty is come up with some genius idea
freaks getting sent flying left right and centre
All except stop drinking?
yeah that dictator film was funny
please love me
more power to you, wish i had the minerals to leave FTE and do that
just got to remember to make sure you're doing pension contribs into a sipp though, don't fuck yourself later on in life
might use the tentacle dildo on my arse tonight and wank to dua lipa videos
not had a drink for over a year
I’m being set up
did the screenshot upset you
t. heathrow airport check-in desk worker
deanos think the peak of life is going to ocean beach in ibiza and gyrating to joel corry or calvin harris
destitute
lil zoomer bouncing up and down on his gamer chair shouting W rizz at the screen when she heart reacts his post
bradley walsh imag
the 26 year old millennial and the 25 year old zoomer are fighting again from their smelly childhood bedrooms
he genuinely believed that was rizz
why are you confusing zoomers (early 20s) with yank 12 year olds
the rizztator
lil zoomer post skibidi L and W rizz on the fanum tax
pension contribs into a sipp
i haven't even bought a house yet, any savings are going into an ISA now
don't see the point in saving for retirement if i'm still renting and will be forced to pay 3000 a month by the year 2060 or whatever
who spit in my eye
is it double ended? x