/brit/

Takeaway edition

people are actually posting in that other thread

bizarre

I know can you believe it

it's a travesty

stop making threads if i have your flag filtered. imbecilic morons

The lottery was created to catch time travellers.

Ok.

i thought it was created as a way to extract money from the poor and foolish

anyone got the webm of tim yelling at the builders and running off with a cheeky grin, love that one

why do jews have such massive tits?

Back at it again.

neoliberal bull logging in

Because it works.

bullying your pets is dead funny
my dog's scared of the fake marble by the fireplace so i always put his toys on there right at the back and watch him try to reach and grab them without touching the marble

bushwick based enablers are active

Anyone know how to remove the monsters and scary stuff from minecraft my son doesnt like them

dont know, why do jews have such massive tits?

fucking hell tarq get a grip

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you can play on peaceful
also post your sons feet

mu

lmfao. Mummy made Paddington bears for fucks sake

Farmers are getting genocided worldwide.

then why go into farming

anyone that orders plain cheese for a takeaway pizza needs the rope

Tax avoidance scheme

#SaveTheBoors

farmers are inbred and reek of shite, good riddance

inheritance tax?

Handshake.

suck my peen

farmers doing a triple backflip off big ben when they only got a billion dollars in handouts this year intsead of a trillion

i'm like 85% pasta at this point

Cape Independence for British descent only

Sluagthtery.

Yeah. Which is fair enough but he cant start acting like some martyr

Adolf Hitler fought fo the liberation of the European people from international Jewish bankers who are now ethnically replacing the White race they've hated for 3000 years.

yeah, fuck farmers in any case

My city has a statue outside Parliament to honour those soldiers who bravely died slaughtering Boers
Breaker Morant is a state hero

Yeah we’re based like that

Saucy

pretty sure if I drink a lot of orange juice then I feel really good the next day
it's like a minor euphoria

finger inside a girls bum and wiggle it around a bit

kinda hungry but also kinda not

End.

used to be hungry but then i ate my body weight in pasta so now i'm sleepy and hot

squattoil at 15:00

left it a bit late today on account of being tired and not arsed. I will do it though.

when rasheed speaks, i listen

most orange juice is full of sugar and not all that healthy

post your arse

Shalom

not neoliberal of him

what kind of pasta did you gorge yourself on

No no qrd.

plain, with ketchup

linguine

n-no

fookin prawn

got my tits and pussy out

hello /birt/

so my curiosity and stiffy was all for nothing then

You need to shut up.

sugar is good for you
we've been consuming it for a quintillion years

proof?

what's the last person, place, or thing you were obsessed with

3 points.

yanks genuinely eat pasta as a "side dish"

not clicking that shit

I look like this.

lndian family next door having a big party

boers hate anglos, they pretend they don't online but their entire identity in south africa is a deep seated despising of anglos

Brits are somewhat luckier than us

Worked 50 to 60 hour weeks

Temp agency said I would keep job if I did well enough

Get laid off with the crew

Honestly I hate America when will Russia nuke us

E230

might crack open a heiney and a malbo

never been obsessed or passionate about anything

food additive or jap porno? who knows

birts have been thoroughly civilised

Spanish pirate.

the response: um

mad how mental how mad how mental how mad how mental how mad how mental how mad how mental how mad how mental how mad how mental how mad how mental how mad how mental how mad how mental how mad how mental how mad how mental how mad how mental how

GTFIH

e621

some africans were kicking a ball around and it was televised and hundreds of thousands of white british people tuned in to watch, very very peculiar

Stupid.

Eugène Terre'Blanche

wants a whites only south africa

employs black farm workers

doesnt pay them

gets shot

The hubris of boers is funny

Will be getting on the beers shortly

Sorry.

Wait they've actually the phrase 'global majority' for themselves? What are we even supposed to make of that?

im fuirous at this pic fucking hell *punches a hole straight thouerhg my monitor*

denzel washington
emma thompson
tom hanks

all my fave actors

what do big baz, gaz and rorke see in blokes getting paid hundreds of thousands of pounds to kick a ball around?

Cool.

shut the fuck up pozzie

My life is so fucked that I don't know why I bothered leaving my bed today

typical boer tears kek

*perfect parries the punch and then boots you across the room* won't be tolerating this behaviour bruce not after all the shite you've made me display. now get me cleaned I'm filthy.

Yo.

seems like everyone has an australian cousin except me

Pipe down Rorke, you're a minority, know your place

remember chancellor kamikaze kwasi and his MASSIVE MAHOGONY JUNGLE WOOD BBC

Right, lads

two days of the BIG cans

haven't had the takeaway scran in a while

bebating between the pizza and no cans or the ribs and cans

no toil tomorrow

Lads, what's the plan?

p0rn is destroying society

Yeah that was the whole point of calling them a global majority to highlight the fact that we, in fact, are the minority. That's why I don't understand why they would take the phrase global majority and use it instead of ignoring it.

couldn't care less what you do with your boring life you boring bore

playing stardew valley
also wanking my knob

ARBEIT

Rorke this is a global democracy and you need to bend to the will of the global majority at home and abroad

We're all watching the National League playoffs final yeah?

favourite valley character?

I do remember him but I remember nothing about that last thing

Beers should have depopulated the Bantu.

mcdonalds menu and signs in London is in INDIAN
can you fucking believe this

sink the biomass

ABIGAIL
B
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I never believed cavities are contagious.
I never had and problem with my teeth my whole 25 years.
Got with gf for two years and now I had 3 of my wisdom teeth removed, 6 teeth with cavities filled, 2 with "catch-up" that require monitoring, tartar build-up.
My gf had bad oral hygiene because of her "corn syrup disguised as coffee"

The cold air balloon was invented in 1753, predating the hot air balloon by a good 30 years. But it never really took off.

ever shag her up the arse?

rorke sent flying

why do so many of these brown turds support Russia

Nice.

That's why I don't understand why they would take the phrase global majority and use it

Because giving a middle finger to gammons is funny

christ pip payments are even bigger than i thought

IFL

i've got something to say
but it doesn't matter much to me

Just don't be Ibrahim.

is the £644 rent a part of that total £2259 figure?

Nice!

Thanks. Stop.

Protein intake is such a psyop

when i was on pip i'd get 1800 on top of rent

get the biomass on PIP

tomorrow begins a strict regimented lifestyle.

sisters arse looking fat today :/

love love love wanking

get her shagged

Slap you on the mf face, Jew.

has she been shagged lately?

sweet lovely death, i am waiting for your breath
come sweet death one last caress

eww no wtf

That's mean

That's it..

squat day

gagging for a poo but love holding them in

lifting man made weights for no practical reason

Shit.

spaffed

I don’t know but it’s quite likely she has

shave Thursday

already have a fucking beard

lads, I never signed up for this shite

Hi from Anon Babble, /brit/! I did a little compilation. We need more such pranks in this day and age

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be happy with what you've got
i cant grow anything on the cheeks

make less than this doing workoid reeeee

youtu.be/watch?v=X7v2LBrAixc
no one from britain could have made this

lol good for them

this makes me want to go to spoons on my own, find a quiet table, then order scranage

lying in bed eating a banana

need to get going

fair play to the brony nonces

Supposed to go out cycling but it's rainy

got my giblets out
baking in the sun

just shaved all the hair off my torso and I look Iike a plucked chicken

gf keeps trying to get me to read books lol

wisdom tooth is killing

:D

pics

did your bf asked you to shave?

when i shave my head ill do the pubes but that's about it
can't mess with the chest hair, the itch is impossible to live with

Unironically start reading romance novels for women (aka porn books) and learn from them

and the latest news on your arse?

hopefully its killing them

Two Scottish men shot dead at bar in Spain bbc.com/news/articles/cm2y1e61xn1o

WWoooooooo 2 less scots in the world YESSSS WOOOHOOOOOOO

taking coffee flask recommendations

just trudged home from lidl with 6 packs of stubbies

It's happening. King of Egypt.

me entering the thread but i'm a horrible fat man who can't dance instead

hairy af but it's not physically possible for me to reach there

that's 60x250ml if anybody is wondering
4%abv

Imagine being a drug dealer in some sort of dispute and going to these types of places thinking no one will spot you and tip your enemies off

Any gay medical man in? I've a question about bumming my arse with a can, you see

careful mate you might get a bit tipsy off that

got zogged in argos lads

grow up mate

i got one this one on the left from ebay
pretty good, does a large coffee from the greggs

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Diagnosis: you're 48 years old

don't worry i have whisky as well

Technically 47 till tomorrow

got my willy and bum out

dunce

*walks over and covers you with a big tarpaulin*
sorry folks

put them back in

having an incel wank

did the yank who likes to post ai pictures of drink go?

looking good :D

corrr could murder a blue lagoon right now
on the decking with the espadrilles hell yes

just been born have you?

ktimmers

there's got to be a radical change if /brit/ is to remain relevant

the rizz

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welcome to the all or nuttin podcast
wid me billy mooooore

talk is irrelevant she's only interested in looks

concerning news out of Russia
should I get a train to North Wales

might become mates with the guy at the petrol station like alan partridge

kin ell my tax has gone up. didn't save enough to pay this and now i'm fucked.

she's right the helicopter scene is hilarious
9/11 ... it's the best
LOL x

mad how these breweries pretend to brew different beers while it all tastes about the same

Sick of the woke shite

what you doing for work then matey?
and being self-emp, how have you not got away with that through dividends? you want a financial advisor la

i'm off now lads

programmer
i have an accountant/company now but last year i was a sole trader and money went straight into my account and was taxed on all of it
i also spent most of it

getting doctor mike in my recommended for some reason :£

was sat in the garden but it's too bloody windy

not really an accountant though, just use freeagent online

the absolute state of zoomers lmfao no wonder millenialchads are stealing your women

was going to get ice cream but then i couldnt be arsed so got changed back into my pyjamas
but now i want ice cream again

i want to get into that but ir35 and having to graft for contracts make it less attractive
probably something i get into at 40 once ive got my money right
how'd you find the market for contractors atm?

Households with at least one claimant who is a foreign national received £941 million in March this year

Lads when are things going to get good again? When does clownworld stop?

only you can stop it

saw two teenage lezboids on my incel walk who could not have been 16 holding hands and kissing
in unrelated events going to have an imagination wank now

hilarious news loooool

you’re not stealing anyone’s women you’re a balding skinny fat late 20s ming that considers eating a paki takeaway with some cans while posting on the internet the highlight of his week

shut the fuck up

No one under 40 is called Sharon

If you're reading this, you are now part of the resistance.

ummy

good day to be a kite

stop drinking
hit the gym
eat healthy
don’t spend money on useless shite

literally that easy to live a good life

i work for foreign companies (US and EU) so i35 is irrelevant and so is VAT
i would just apply to american companies looking for a developer in a different time zone, plenty of those

By peaceful democratic means?

don't breathe the air hold your breath

And you're desperately trying to keep up a conversation by talking about films like a 13 year old and you post here every night crying about how you're still a khhv lmfao

probably not

i take SSRIs

six or
seven
really
ice cold beers

i do 3 of these and my life is still shit

Anti semitic and very brexity kind of post

lil zoomer thinks talking to the opposite sex about films is "rizz"

all you need to do to escape from poverty is come up with some genius idea

freaks getting sent flying left right and centre

All except stop drinking?

yeah that dictator film was funny
please love me

more power to you, wish i had the minerals to leave FTE and do that
just got to remember to make sure you're doing pension contribs into a sipp though, don't fuck yourself later on in life

might use the tentacle dildo on my arse tonight and wank to dua lipa videos

not had a drink for over a year

I’m being set up

did the screenshot upset you

t. heathrow airport check-in desk worker

deanos think the peak of life is going to ocean beach in ibiza and gyrating to joel corry or calvin harris

destitute

lil zoomer bouncing up and down on his gamer chair shouting W rizz at the screen when she heart reacts his post

bradley walsh imag

the 26 year old millennial and the 25 year old zoomer are fighting again from their smelly childhood bedrooms

he genuinely believed that was rizz

why are you confusing zoomers (early 20s) with yank 12 year olds

the rizztator

lil zoomer post skibidi L and W rizz on the fanum tax

pension contribs into a sipp

i haven't even bought a house yet, any savings are going into an ISA now
don't see the point in saving for retirement if i'm still renting and will be forced to pay 3000 a month by the year 2060 or whatever

who spit in my eye

is it double ended? x