What do you do after fucking

Pay her, get out from her appartament, and after that, i take a long walk.

why is wojak with a regular-sized white woman?

A decade ago I was a normalfag living a happy life and I remember after sex we would cuddle a bit then she take a piss to get the cum out and then we went for an after sex cigarette

The meme completely lost its meaning, it's been mutilated by normoids beyond any recognition, it has become ragecomics 2.0.

then she take a piss to get the cum out

Lol. Virgin who doesn't know how sex works.

Fucking trees.

i pee and then go to sleep

She had urinal tract infection like 2 times in a year and said it's because of cum

You are a motherfucking criminal.

kiss the gf tell her I love her and go to sleep, otherwise I smoke a blunt

she take a piss to get the cum out

He moved on from plapping but it still haunts him

Go on my PC and game while my wife naps, pic related.

im a virgin

lie exhausted in a puddle of my own sweat

You guys sweat? I cum too fast to break a sweat

Cuddle and play with each others hair/bodies til we either fuck again or fall asleep
Or i guys if its early enough we get dinner

I cum really fast so i always go twice minimum because otherwise itd be 10 minutes of foreplay and 30 seconds of sex and that's not enjoyable
At least the second cum takes a while
Really prefer having a whole free afternoon or evening to sit around and fuck a few times over a couple hours

This gif made me cry. Thanks.

what do you do after fucking

sleep

watch a movie, fuck again, or fall asleep

plapjak thread

pee in da loo

pee
then cuddle
cuddle a lot

i usually lie in this position

Cigarette

think you're the virgins here. women go sit on the toilet to get the cum out yes, while peeing usually.

braaaaaaaaap

even better

4 guys

Kek, it seems all women seem to say 4? Any sexhavers can confirm my theory?

Why aren't You on the frontlines?

your mum not on the frontline that why

Women are supposed to go pee after sex to help with UTIs

Yeah they always lie. Also, she didn't just say 4 she said

like... 4

If she says like, add 5
If she hesitates, multiply by 5
So that gives us 4+5*5 =29 bodies

Autistic women dont lie about their body count but you guys dont want them

I go to the bathroom to push the cum out and wash myself

Kys

Nah

no one wants to hear about you farting cum out your ass jarmo

What if it's a cute finnish girl
You could be fugging her in the sauna but instead you call her a twink

I don't do anal without a condom

A mystery of the century

Lmao

Finnish women don't exist retard

clean myself and cuddle with him

You pay her what she is owed

Fall asleep before she can ask for help with her homework.

college homework right?

Yes, of course. But she's a genius who entered university much earlier.
And she's also my daughter.

go play video games

what do you do after fucking

Shower. Then I'd watch that kickass lightning storm.

I wake up

So I was a slave.

amazing gif kekekekek

Is he murdering her or fucking her?

flop down onto the bed panting and sweaty

shed run to the loo to pee/wipe herself

if I was feeling romantic I'd carry her there and set her down on the toilet

after cuddled in bed with her smoking a joint

usually shed pass out snuggled into my chest

laid there staring at the ceiling in a state of absolute peace

Its been 2,050 days since we had sex for the last time, and I have been with no other since. I dont miss her anymore, but man do I miss all that.

i want a boyfriend

apologize

They just b fuggin

I dont miss her anymore, but man do I miss all that

Oh crap where does it go from there? This is so embarrassing for ol' Wojak. Can it be an old flame of hers?

I dont have the screenshot but basically the nigs chimpout and start beating up wojak and while he is unconscious he sees hitler in his dream who tells him to check his glovebox. Wojak wakes up and sees the nigs beating up the girl then he opens his glovebox and finds his dad's revolver then shoots the nigs. He then cleans up the crime scene by throwing the nigs in the trunk of their car then pushing it off the cliff into the water below. Not joking kek. There is more before this too where he meets her on tinder and picks her up

kino

plapjak lore

I grab some laundry or some paper towels to mop the cum off of her. Then sometimes I open a window because she gets lightheaded during and after sex and fresh air helps. If we did anal then I don't have to do the first part because I just finish in her ass. Kinda wish I could do that no matter how we fuck but I'm reluctant to have a child with this woman. Its hot to think about her pregnant in the moment but I never let that thought take over my actions. Post-nut me is always grateful for the self control.

The rabbit hole goes deeper than anticipated

If she says like, add 5

If she hesitates, multiply by 5

So that gives us 4+5*5 =29 bodies

Oh no, what have we here.

Anyone have any rare plaps

I was about to say something like "tfw no chubby goblin whore" but then I remembered that there are thousands of latinas around me who could fulfill that role and I've never pursued that as an option irl. So I guess I don't want it that bad.

take a piss or a shower
if im really tired i go straight to sleep

kek real

I'm going to visit a chubby American mutt in the summer, I can't sit alone in my apartment all summer

kek

i NEVER fuck