Cool Hand Luke edition
/cum/ Canada, US, Mexico
pajeet
Feisty
I think im fumbling
Fumble deez nuts
thread is so much more peaceful without mexicans and brazilians ngl
**licks your nutz**
2 minutes left on the tater tots(last of the bag)
HEY PAJEET
Honestly this month of sobriety has been more fun than I expected. I still go out to bars, hang out with friends, and have a "drink" with dinner if I want it to feel special. It's just cheerwine, root beer, or tonic water or seltzer with lime
Straight Edge is the right way
It's so funny that people are sperging out about Zelda casting when that character is tertiary at best
Jason is seriously getting colon cancer in the next 5 years.
I still have casual sex and like caffeine
AY THEY JUST KILLED MY NIGGA JOHN REDCORN
Jason is seriously getting colon cancer in the next 5 years.
It won't happen
Damn…
what games are you playing?
Wait I thought you meant the character
nypost.com
snideposting won't change the fact that you're creating polyps in your lower intestine, eat some fruits and veggies
At least
Let‘s play a love game
lol Texas is such a crime ridden hellhole, I hope texass moves.
What'll it be lads?
denounce Mohammed
Texass negroes be like
Lmao California is so brown and viole-
*gets killed by a Mexican*
This dude just typed polyps lmao
Potatoes are a vegetable.
fuck mohammed he was a pedo warmonger
imagine being named melvin
People who say tomatoes are a fruit not a vegetable are retarded niggers because vegetable just means the edible part of a plant so all fruits are vegetables
actually it's based on where you buy them in the grocery store. tomatoes are grouped with the other vegetables so they're a vegetable.
Time to stop the binge, my alcohol-indused GERD is coming back
i will never denounce mohamed
Actually it's based on my opinion because I am God's representative on Earth and everyone should listen to me
Do it now you son of a bitch
Denouncing Mohammad is easy mode. Denouncing Jesus is intermediate.
Denounce Abraham.
mohammed is king
none
denounce Baphomet
do it now
DENOUNCE MUHAMMAD
Jason you need to kill yourself ASAP
Ultimate /cum/ challenge:
Denounce transvestism
pbuh muhamed
i love muhamad
more like poohamed
I denounce everyone except for my The Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit
I denounce Yahweh.
I denounce Abraham.
I denounce Moses.
I denounce Jesus.
I denounce Mohammad.
I denounce Joseph Smith.
denounce god right now
denounce gooning right now
penisbutt
People are strange
When you're a stranger
Faces look ugly
When you're alone
Women seem wicked
When you're unwanted
Streets are uneven
When you're down
i denounce god but not Mohammed
women want me
This thread is sponsored by Bang's Root Beer. Bang's, it denounces all forms of organized religion and endorses a one-party global government run by AI.
Literally me
I denounce Atheists and "Pagan" LARPers
I think they should be deported to Saudi Arabia
i applied to mcdonalds it said i passed their "screening" but when it got to the book an interview part of it it said their calendar was "full"
what this mean
God or ᚷᛟᛞ is the name of the chief deity among many others in the polytheistic Germanic pantheon. He was called Wodan by Angles, Saxons, and Franks of north-central and western Europe, and Godan by the Lombards of south-central Europe. We know from the many instances where the name Godan and Wodan are contracted to God and Wod that this is where the name God originates. God is a name, not a word. God is always a name and an alternate spelling for the name of Godan. God is not a title, it is the Lombardic (and shortened) name of the Aryan deity Godan, or more commonly, Wodan. God is a name for the Germanic deity Wodan(ᚹᛟᛞᚨᚾ) and the Norse chief deity, Odin.
Curse Vishnu now
AI isn't real
That anime girl is Slavic
it means they're full of shit
I curse Vishnu.
Artoria is a Briton(Aryan)
its king arthur, he's anglo
This retarded ahh nigga talking about etymology as if the Greeks gave a fuck about what smelly subhumans up north called their gods
Washing machine makes my clothes smell phonky
Britons are not Angloids.
The entire aesthetic outside of the character itself is Slavic thoughbeit
as in like not hiring or rejected application
cause i applied to a second location too and got the same response
or do they say that so they can have time to look at application and will text you back if they want an interview
Greeks didn't use "god", Catholics cynically lied to Europeans and told them Yahweh is Odin so they could infiltrate.
covfefe!
i curse jesus
I know they don’t you big dumb dumb
I’m saying your entire rant and premise are flawed logic because you’re a fucking retard who doesn’t have his basement and has never researched religion in an academic setting
You’re on the same tier as the ancient aliens retard
Kys Jason
my boobs hurt :(
Let me see?
Made one
may all of your christmases be white
It’s lupus
Whenever i see my own face it makes me sad and angry
Is this normal?
You believe in the holocaust and eat fast food. And you're jewish probably.
the holocaust happened
‘King of the Hill’ voice actor Jonathan Joss (John Redcorn) fatally shot in Texas
The Latin “Deus,” and thus French “Dieu,” Italian “Dio,” Spanish “Dios,” etc all come from the same root as the PIE “*Dyḗus ph2tḗr,” Roman “Jupiter,” or Ancient Greek “Zeus”
AND I KNOW THESE NIGGAS ABOUT TO JUDGE ME NOW
Yesterday i went to children's hospital lab to collect their samples for transport and the girl working was wearing a Thrasher tshirt. They really dress it down on weekends.
This is true but I do not believe it was 6 million
think they'll make an episode about redcorn dying now that the show is coming back
he's not even real
...but yes it would be weird if an anglo was fighting off the anglos
Lol
There was no industrial or collective effort to kill jews during WWII. There were no homicidal pesticide showers.
There were some isolated incidents of mistreatment of jews and documents show the German state punished those people.
Why are injuns so crazy
im jealous of normies
As a social retard this terrifies me
This is illegal in Germany
Took a class about the history of Christianity and the professor was a Jew who spent a lot of the class seething
It’s now illegal in Canada, too, thanks to our faggot traitor Conservative Party LOL
On January 23, 2025, Joss lost his San Antonio home, as well as two dogs, in a fire.
Denounce the third Reich now
why? normie brains demand much more in terms of lifestyle. imagine going insane because you had to stay inside all day
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grok is this true
Took a class about the history of Christianity
and the professor was a Jew
Erm
She was a fat Jew too
Specifically seemed to have serious problems with the Catholic Church
hey nuckies are the natives in canada white? i have never seen one, but at least in journalism the photos they show are all super white people
not lying it would be easier to determine if someone was jewish than canadian native from these articles
i know people from alberta who hate natives but i have no clue how you would be able to tell who is native and not
They look the same as our natives
The only white ones are the Metis, and they're all half French
They are all 1/64 Cherhatcheequois that want gibs
Want to go to the gym but backberg hurts
The ones that are full-blooded are Siberians, and look kind of similar to Mongolians. There’s a big problem with people who are like 1/64th Indian claiming to be Indians for special privileges and gibs, called “pretendians” THOUGH. Most of the time, it’s White women with light hair and blue eyes going on about muh indigenous tribal roots
proud to not have a single drop of dutch blood
made a thread
Didnt pride used to be a sin...
this is what made me ask the question
cbc.ca
My great great grandmother was half native
proud to have procured exactly one ounce
my father was a metis man from michigan
Additionally, a lot of the tribal chiefs and other important tribal government roles tend to be the Status Indians with the most White admixture, since they have the highest IQs and have an easier time rising to the top, or if it’s hereditary chiefs, they’ll repeatedly take White wives over several generations, and become White like the Ottoman royal family
lust provoking image and irrelevant time wasting question, a classic
i'm scared
LMAO
Saginaw, Michigan?
Was he a poor, hard-working Saginaw fisherman?
John Redcorn is a kill RIP
Posted
Squaw looking WELL FED indeed
natives are annoying criminals who have one sip of alcohol then beat their families or stab you at the bar
Back to work ):
The holocaust didn't happen
Yes it did
Millions of Slavic Christians were brutally killed by the vile German
Full-blooded east coast Indian tribes are slightly more White looking than on the west coast, probably due to slight Solutrean admixture, but they absolutely do not look like that.
She’s claiming to be part of the Mohawk tribe of the Iroquois, who look like pic related. I can see a slight admixture on her part, but she’s probably like 1/8th or something.
how come the joos make it all about themselves
Denounce Adolf Hitler now
Casus Belli
Remember when they said October 7th was the equivalent of 1000 9/11s, since Jewish lives are far more valuable than Goyish beasts
they're not wrong
no (You)s
lol
How can i become a member of the navajo nation
remember when it completely taboo to suggest that the israelis would deliberately bomb civilians to annex more territory?
this is my favorite kinograph
I don’t believe that North Korea executes people by blowing them up with a rocket.
That’s just cartoon tier bad guy propaganda right?
Watching this documentary about the Kim Jong Nam assassination rn and they just mentioned it again.
Luciiiille
if you have the resources and impunity it sounds like something you might do now and then for a laugh like when you’re a kid and you hit shopping carts in the parking lot with your car
No but I remember when they said that for the insurrection
some of the methods used by the french revolutionaries were comical
Nazi leadership really screwed the pooch on that one. All they had to do to grt western slava to fight the soviets for them was not treat them like human garbage. They could have banked on decades or centuries of animosity
Let 2 absolute stinkers go off on the treadmill and im pretty sure they made the guy next to me stop his cardio early
Sorry man im recovering from salmonella only death wafts from my ass
eliminating the competition, smart
Aren't those myths?
i was thinking of sinking boats with people on them, shooting grapeshot into packed fields, and ofc the guillotine which was considered a humanitarian option
I hate my name
How did you get salmonella
Some of my meal prepped chicken was probably undercooked
Sometimes 1 piece slips under the radar when you make several pounds
paid my rentberg one day latestein
Anonymous is a lovely name
We should bring back mercantilism
Idk what that means
German education
it's already back and it sucks
I did not control myself and i did jerk off this morning btw
cum
instantly hate women again
really makes you think
we should move to luxury pastoralism with modern characteristics
Pöōp
lol
movie idea, transformers but bumblebee just turns into a fleshlight so the movie never happens and he just spends eternity getting fucked by shia lebouf
Sounds like a channer
pol is now pro jew because it owns the libs o algo
libs stand with israel
in the jew's defense, i would be livid if my hotel didn't have toilet paper. i would not be starting my message to the staff with "good evening"
cum
instsntly disinterested in hookups only want to cuddle
i feel bad for jews
I feel bad that our Torie party is just MAGA lite
Trick or treat smell my feet
The gym is so fucking packed in the summer holy shit
I love being dehydrated so much it makes the number on the scale go down temporarily which makes me happy
freak
I'll just ask the doc for ozempic
What do you mean? Our Tories are analogous to the Hillary or Biden wing of the US Democratic Party.
Momberg asked for that shit and they said it two to three months for it to start working
im gonna ask momberg ask the doctor to hive me ozempic
I had sex with a whore I met in a club and I feel empty, the same thing always happens to me, am I gay?
dis shit fry me mud
Sex is for women you're in love with, not whores or faggotry
Having sex with randoms from night clubs is fundamentally faggot-coded behaviour. If anything, not enjoying it means you’re not gay.
No they aren't. We've imported American conservatism. They aren't traditionally Canadian now. They're more similar to the Trump faction.
Today's Joe
niggas really be like "prostitutes don't satisfy me should I start sucking cock????"
nice hot cup of braap
N
I took a picture of a spider too if that matters.
makes sense, the last time I enjoyed sex was with my high school girlfriend.
she was not a prostitute she was a drunk girl I met in a club
Canada doesn’t have a right wing party. CPC=‘moderate’ Democrats, LPC=Berniebros, and the NDP=AOC squad. The closest thing we’ve got is the PPC, and they are just analogous to the US Libertarians.
that wasn't a drunk girl it was a tranny and you are gay i'm so sorry anon
lol
She got dem legs for days
LPC=Berniebros
lol not even, at least the Berniefags are somewhat Libertarian in their leanings. LPC is just crotchety boomers, they're the Dem party through and through. CPC is just a slightly right version of the LPC, they're like 50% the same on most stuff. even with shit like gun control, they never mentioned it until the very last minute and now that they don't have a majority they haven't said a word about it.
my favorite song is this one, especially this part
And you couldn't do it if you're not the seed of God
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She fucks random dudes she meets at the club as a lifestyle, she's a prostitute de facto. Or worse, a prostitute pro bono. Literally does it for free, sleeping around is the female equivalent of being an internet janny.
I refuse to listen to GSYBE because of their stupid band name and because they have songs with "piss" in the title
I’ll grant that I was more describing alignments during the Trudeau era; we’re in the middle of a paradigm shift in Canada, and I’m not sure yet how things will shake out with the new guy
No centre right party you mean.
PPC
That's just populism
When I talk about them irl i just call them Godspeed which would have been a fine name idk why they didn't use it. Although it does sound a little 70s cock rocky
Locked myself out of the car. AAA came in clutch they pulled up in like 3 minutes
Actually, it’s GY!BE
had a really chill AAA guy once with a long beard and a hoodie, seemed blazed. i tried to tip him and he declined
the new guy will do the same shit Trudeau did but more subdued. because he's not a glory hog obsessed with his own image this makes him even more dangerous. he'll be quiet and brutal, no showboating. if he carries on with the gun grabbing stuff which he's said he will, you know he's just another WEF puppet sent to do their bidding. disarm, disorganize, and demoralize.
modern politics is nonsense, here the government is dismantling all the autonomous organisms and the effort that took decades of trying to stop being a third world country because people prefer to be given free money every month.
dismantling autonomous organisms
Wtf don't dismantle me!
Despite the name, the PPC is not very populist. The Liberals are probably the most populist or demagogic party in Canada. It just manifests differently in Canada and the US on account of so many Canadians being annoying faggots. Trudeau was probably the Canadian Trump. Carney is the Thermidorian Reaction meant to rein in the Trudeau Jr Revolution, and cement its legacy in a more longterm sustainable form.
paradigm shift
Carney might absorb more of the centre-right. Especially since the Tories have all but abandoned the Royalist stuff in favour of wanting to keep Alberta, etc.
Democracies were a mistake, obvious race to the bottom
i can't believe your jewish woman president would do such a thing
Weird algorithm pull
What kind of person watches this shit?
What kind of people make these videos?
There are so many weird people in this world
dude the natascha is so annoying
In this past week I have fallen in love with three women.
One is an American Best Buy saleswoman, the other an Italian phone accessories store employee and the third an Israeli phone accessories store employee.
The holy trinity of tech related fuckdolls.
If interested I will gladly share.
Post whichever one has the thickest thighs please
the internet was a mistake, it's pulled back the curtain on how retarded and perverted many people truly are in the world.
at least pre-internet most people had the decency to confine their deviant shit to their bedroom. everything is hyper-sexualized now, faggots are the worst offenders for it too. their entire existence is solely defined by sucking cock and fucking butts.
the only respectable European men are the Hispanics and Lusos
Every time I bench press every muscle in my body tenses up
that’s where my money goes to buy my marlboros say boys that’s where my money goes
Their thighs are not part of the videos but the Israeli one has enormous tits
she's fighting with the right or something, no kidding that's the official narrative
too big
SHALOM!!!
Lol I thought this was a meme I didn't realize they actually said that
They also say Oy Vey irl
Learning about the Agote/Cagots. Bizarre!
en.wikipedia.org
It’s the same as how Arabs always say Salaam. They speak almost the same language, with a high degree of mutual intelligibility.
with a high degree of mutual intelligibility
We have nearly complete genomes for mammoths, and we have successfully resurrected traits in extinct species like wooly mice, and partial dire wolves.
We're going to bring mammoths back in our lifetime. Are you excited?
No
We're going to bring mammoths back in our lifetime.
for what purpose?
damn that guy who shit his diaper on the pedophile sting is only 21. he has his whole life ahead of him.
(a wooly mice post is complementary to your wooly mammoth post)
It means she's apart of a diabolical communist plot to steal your vital fluids
Wdym, in an electric chair?
Is there video
partial dire wolves
Nope
Hebrew and Arabic are both from the Semitic branch of the Afroasiatic language family, just as English and German are sister languages.
or spanish and french
1. They're cool, there are no more extant elephants that live in arctic regions. But yes what to actually do with resurrected species is a big unanswered question right now
2. We are at fault for making them go extinct
3. We have the power to make a species extant again which is a colossal achievement for humanity
coward
elaborate? nope as in we didn't make any kind of dire wolf, or nope as in we made a full 100% dire wolf?
We didn't make any kind of dire wolf.
We took a gray wolf (which aren't closely related) and edited its genes to resemble what we think dire wolves had.
still wearing a diaper at 21
is he retarded
yeah but there is no mutual intelligibility
We have the power to make a species extant again which is a colossal achievement for humanity
yeah yeah but I don't think it's good for the ecosystem to reintroduce an extinct species.
I already gave the shalom=salaam example. There’s a lot of overlap with similar words.
Cool that’s why German and English speakers have such an immense degree of mutual intelligibility too now I get it
It's June my dudes
Yeah, I can almost fully understand Spanish, despite never studying it. Can’t speak it, though.
that doesn't make the languages mutual intelligible. spanish and italian have a lot of cognates but that doesn't mean a spanish speaker can understand an italian speaker
that doesn't mean a spanish speaker can understand an italian speaker
Yes it does
haus, house
baer, bear
apfel, apple
buch, book
foto, photo
Wow, German is so hard!
It’s like you’re fluent crazy
no it doesn't
So true
.
*ruins your orgasm*
Where is DiStefano/Terrone
sometimes I feel that I am not a real person, I am something that pretends to be human, has that ever happened to you?
No
that's good, it means you have a soul.
You are probably a pneumatic soul having a human experience but some people are just npc hylics
Everyone is crazy but me
She’s so hot idk
where are her boobs
Looked up neighborbergs home on Zillow and it’s the same house but with wood flooring. How did I get so hewed?
I just wanna say I'm sorry this post is long but I'm getting into the weeds about it
Sure, but when you say "to resemble what we think dire wolves had" you mean actual real dna extracted from dire wolves. Archaeologists have been postulating about the roles extinct species played based off of nothing but fossilized bone, this is not that. The team got real sequences for real traits and in modifying grey wolf dna with the real sequences, they are not guessing but rather pasting in 1:1 traits directly from dire wolves.
My stance is simple on the dire wolf situation: it's not a grey wolf, because it has entirely dire wolf traits and genes in it. it's not a dire wolf, because it is not the entire genetic sequence. if we HAD the entire genetic sequence, and we replaced 100% of a grey wolf's genes (which we don't need to do because even if they aren't close relatives they still share many genes), we WOULD have a dire wolf. Instead we have a "Transgenic organism", a term used for AquAdvantage Salmon, Glowing Axolotyl, Wooly mice, any animal we make by genetic modification.
And we have other extinct species with far more recovered DNA than dire wolves. We have almost the entire genetic sequence of wooly mammoths, moas, seacows. We even have entire dna sequences for fucked up things like neanderthals and denisovans, though I cannot stress enough that we should NOT revive another species of humans for an endless amount of reasons.
On her chest
wrong. i'd see them if that was the case
in my mouth
Sissy President edish
what is it about
some sluts on a bad streak have to work at a bunny maid house and suck dick but shenanigans ensue, drawn like 90s anime with a hint of toonami. The episodes are like 4 minutes each
to trample the eurasian steppe so that the grasslands can flourish and fixate carbon dioxide
no toppings
no cheese
just cardboard and sauce
Now that’s what I call major yum
im sold
That shit falls off the second you take a bite anyways
Taylor Swift seems like the type of person to wipe the oil off her pizza with a napkin before eating it
One of the greatest movies of all time.
I doubt it was released in Greece in 1967 (because of your tax money and what you were paying with it)
Shroom chocolate
I had that before and it was the first and only time I ever lucid dreamed. It was amanita though, not psilocybin
It doesn't, the cheese holds it together.
there is obviously cheese on her pizza
yep, its over
amanita
interesting
those grow everywhere around here
You have to dry them so they don't make you sick and dose carefully because they can vary wildly in potency
Pretty sure they can't kill you though
yeah I have heard similar ways to remove the toxins
my psychedelic days are behind me anyway
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