slut cats edition
/brit/
:3
corr might try this for pride month
nigag grilling lettuce
Why did mark Cuban change his name from Chabenisky
Aviation units of the Russian 'North' grouping struck a drone command post, eliminating a team of female drone operators from Ukraine’s 47th Separate Mechanized Brigade, including the company commander with the call sign 'Valkyria.'
Celebrating the end of my ban by being Tenth for The Tiger
chicken kyivs for tea tonight
grilled lettuce is delicious but he's doing it wrong
child predator month was cancelled because everyone hates faggots
it's men's mental health month now
got benis in it
Just found out that a very senior director at work who runs a different department who I've always found intimidating is married to another man.
youtube.com
YOUR SLAGS ARE INVADING MY HOBBY SPACE
KEEP YOUR "WOMEN" OUT OF MY WARHAMMER
That's illegal.
warhammer is gay
just trying to make money off weak lads probably. they do it with everything.
so?
WOKEhammer
is it really
briefly lost the will to live just then but it's back now
yes just ask gordon ramsey who lied on his stupid american television show about having never ever heard of such a thing all while simultaneously having it on the menu of at least two of his own restaurants THE LYING BASTARD
I've always found intimidating
What a surprise, a coward slagging someone off in /brit/ rather than saying something directly to their face.
mad how finland, sweden and norway look like a massive cock and balls with a japseye split apart a bit as it swollows denmark
want to go balls deep in some young clunge
don't
got grifted for months by an instagram slag never even showed me her tits
any computer wizard in know how to fix this?
amazon wishlist link
just be strong brother
My wife
five minutes lads ;)
Cats are so lucky bros.
scranning a gay porn burger
Banta aside, grilled peppers are actually really tasty.
feet look underage
I'll stop drinking if/when I get a gf
got grifted for months by an instagram slag never even showed me her tits
are white people allowed in pound shops or are they only for pakis? all the workers are paki and i don't feel welcome in there
Spaino hiding a Palestine flag in the pub toilet for him to unfurl the /brit/ meet
Britpakis have a way of mean mugging you whenever you walk into one of "their" shops or "their" neighborhoods that's quite off putting
thats because they dont have any of that corporate nonsense dictating how they interact with you
just get what you need and fuck off
love it me
do you not feel welcome in petrol stations or taxis either. they're just doing their job
how many people itt are 30+ years old?
stop living in bradford mate
cronem delight
The Irish are nothing if not brave.
ha ha le cringe woman amirite!!
Fuck off with your Twitter shit.
adam
why are irish right wingers pro-israel? makes absolutely no fucking sense
so clearly a CIA op
you're obsessed with ireland
need a cronem to shag me up the arse 2bh
I just don't like Arabs.
I don't understand how anyone liberal would like Arabs.
Ladies and gentlemen.. a toast.
Hate when the toaster is set to black
Ruins my breakfast.
Were it so easy.
Ireland is still heavily conservative
Look at the whole shorts/skorts thing from the girls gaa
We support muslims because we secretly (and openly to some extent) want to go back to a religious rule
yeah i don’t like islam but i still feel ambivalent at best/sympathetic at worst to how the palestinians are treated by the israelis
fighting the liberal elite from my evil incel smelly childhood bedroom
depop wank for me
I don't trust like that
*enters brit*
Gta V
never cared much for eric andrew but this bit made me cry laughing simply because of that moron’s shit english
Not le heckin' Palestinerinos!
Their government keeps sex slaves. Fuck 'em.
Let them move to Turkey. Their country is fictional.
just saw rorke shaking his skinny white thang outside b&m bargains
Beginning to think that maybe we should have a rethink about women’s suffrage
you are spiritually jewish
Hey for the dress rehearsal let's like Retard Sally do a catwalk!
It'll be so funny!
Of course when the show actually starts she'll just be helping the actual models with their clothes.
you understand that people said the same thing about the irish, even saying shit like “let those bloody Catholics go to france”
you’re just a contrarian faggot
still spluttering at that lass getting called a piglet in spoons
[Citation Needed]
tf
tp
Yeah alri Paddy Bloom
move to Turkey
wtf leave Turkey alone
Was trying to nap but couldn't. Lacking in energy to do anything but similarly too awake to sleep. What a conundrum.
glad to know you’re some fucking immigrant who knows nothing of Irish history because that is entirely what the Williamite Jacobite war of the 17th century was about
TRIM THOSE SIDEBURNS
on the tranny twerking thread having a wank
I did not understand
No more synthetic materials. No more clothes made in the third world. Cotton. Wool. Linen. Clothes made in the UK, Europe at a push. Time to get a move on.
Oh fucking Hell, lads
Forgot the toil is tomorrow and the fucking stupid polish cunt is coming to the toil building from the uk again
going to have to listen to the fucking Polack bitch about how the 'racist alt right' is ruining poland since some conservative cunt got elected there
Not even the chebs of the Latvian will save me
Clothes made in the UK, Europe at a push.
howling. enjoy your £20 socks
those foods dont produce as much mess during gay sexual intercourse
Rorke larping as a medieval peasant
I want to smell Emma Watson's asshole.
Im eating a wrap for the first time in my life
Ok thanks
What's in it?
MATE
you've been doing this for almost a decade
grow up!
genuinely don’t understand that pseudoscience of “spinning a 3D horse in your head”
no man, if i think of a horse i don’t see an “image” i’m not a fucking child, i know what a horse looks like without a picture appearing
superheated nigger shit
Your neck between my hands while I make love to you
Root and cruciferous vegetables
Mate you're never going to make it as a professional bummee
what's this about rorke and spaino having scraps at the /brit/ meetup?
My bf makes me eat pinto beans and rice before sex
watching any of you mongs try to fight would be more entertaining than UFC lmao
try to stop me
imagine living in russia and having to have your renault clio swept every 15 feet you travel in case a horde of ukranian drones are hidden inside. mental that. we're lucky we live here lads. a toast, to a normal life.
make a man a sandwich
suck his willy once in a while
he pays for everything and you can do whatever you like any other time
mad how wimmen think this is a crap deal for them
whats a bottom healthy diet then?
French.
whens the last time a woman sucked your willy?
I literally do taekwondo mate
Take your wife and kid away from you.
would send you flying into the astral plane with my cock you little twerp
I wasn't talking about women, I was talking about wimmen
there's a subtle difference
No. Haha.
2010 for me
last night for me
make a man a sandwich
suck his willy once in a while
he pays for everything and you can do whatever you like any other time
mad how wimmen think this is a crap deal for them
Gotta respect the hustle. From meme to mogul
finished my first ever wrap. was alri. mostly dont taste the bread. but it had good nutrients. shall be indulging in this further.
Not le heckin' Irishinos!
Their government gives tax cuts to massive corporations. Fuck 'em.
Let them move to Britain. Their country is fictional.
Would you like it if the world said this?
finished my first ever rap. was alri. mostly dont taste the grammar. but it had good vocabulary. shall be indulging in this further.
we just had to do whatever we could to keep the light on
Oh yeh?
I don't think It's possible.
hate black people
I don't think he's announced checks on vehicles for drones, has he
honestly have no clue what is going on here
Giving tax cuts to corporations isn't as bad as slavery :3
What?
Looks like two people shagging on a couch while a dog watches.
*bursts into thread*
the goons have found Harry!!
Got my cock haha.
how do you launch a skincare product like that by 28? how much testing have these products gone through? it's either a scam or she's got a rich family backing her
normies are repulsive
who is talking at the start? why is such a hot lass with a nice arse fucking the slob with small dick? why is she kissing him and so into it? why is the dog there?
it's called sex
ain't no normie mate that's a crackden
phwooar
any george frederic watts man in
Should do it to the muzzies
Bitter incel
you’re brown
not bitter i'm just confused as to how the situation arose
sick to death of these fucking roadworks. Drive past a 3 and the workers are sitting in their vans or just sitting outside on camping chairs disgusting
FreePalestine people sound the exact same as AntiAbortion people to me.
the Forest of Deano
I will finger you..
both sound the exact same as
ireland must be united
scotland must be independent
america is the land of the free
people to me
boring sods here today
$400k in debt should pay for quite a bit of testing tbf. And she's charming. Good way to rake in investor dollars
imagine worshiping her feet for hours
zionist supports women killing babies
merged our business with another startup
there's your answer
lmao
both
Crazy how you're all actual freak incel pervs with bizarre fetishes that you're obsessed with in your smelly bedroom but it's women who are bad.
Same around me. They are absolutely fleecing the council or whoever pays for it. traffic lights up from 7am - 5pm queues go back forever and when you finally drive past there’s 3 workers there doing absolutely fuck all
yes, and?
My bizarre fetish: boobies
My smelly bedroom: the office
rattled
don't have any fetishes me. I'm just a normal lad
All I can think about is how beautiful Gigi is again
Sometimes I don't think you're really a bot...
Safe.
scrmwaing
Move.
That's not the point is it. The point is that you think Palestine should be abolished and Palestinians should move to other countries. How would you like it if people said that about Ireland?
Also I assume you're talking about Hamas, which isn't the government of Palestine. They have ruled over the Gaza strip but I think the legit government of Palestine is the Palestinian Authority.
Remember what they took from you
Check this out, Finger!
m.youtube.com
Bangers at toil today.
sony erikssosns were based
this might not be the best brit general but its definitely top 3
name your top 5 lad
55 444 66 666
what did people do at work before smartphones? just daydream?
Mobile phone era remains the peak of humanity
Freely contactable via voice or text more or less anywhere in the world but not carrying a rectangular jew capable of distracting you from reality or annoying others
It was the most life enhancing product ever and we overdid it with smartphones
in no particular order
/brit/ /britpol/ /britfeel/
you can finish the rest
Directly before smartphones? Ipods.
work
How am I supposed to book a driving test?
There isn't a single available date within 50 miles of me in the next 7 months
14 going on 15
hahaha get fucked
was a bit annoying when they used to blast crazy frog on the bus
Absolute insanity mate, I feel so bad for people trying to learn to drive these days because it sounds immensely shitter than it was for me 10odd years back
should have learnt to drive earlier
protestant
Sir Granny Freezer
here's the thing:
other countries
Well, maybe *a* country for a start amirite?
They're Ottomans who got left behind.
Isn't the President of the Palestinian Authority a descendent of Jews who were forced to convert to Islam after they suffered an Earthquake and the Muslims invaded?
tribal leaders react to moo deng poo peng gay porn
Does time travelling count?
I hate muslims and brown people
Grow up
Had one of these slags when I was a kid, SOVL
rubbing shit all over my chest
did my driving test in 2008. lessons were £25, paid for a block of 10, booked my test and passed all within 3 weeks. insurance wasn't too bad either.
reading these days you pay £50 per hour and wait 7 months for a test and the roads are so shit people need 80 hours to learn to drive.
Are these nice or cringe
Sauc on dees
frognonce got OBLITERATED lmao
had one of them lg slide phones
if you think palestinian authority are legitimate you dont know enough history
the PA was created after the Oslo Accords.
The Palestininas effectively had to give up political resistance to Israel, while the Israelis had to make absolutely no concessions whatsoever for the continued occupation of palestinian land
got beeped today by some cunt at the exact second the lights changed. IT was still on Amber when he was beeping.
The guy then proceeded to go through 2 red lights
ooh these look well nice
You're mocking me aren't you
You are
i like my saucony creps but idk if they're fashionable
palestinian
A national identity that hasn't even existed for 100 years lol lmao
At least Irish has existed in some sense for a thousand years, even if we were split up
gfberg working in london this week so I can watch whatever I want on the big tv. get in
Palestininas
Are Palestinian women hot?
Israeli women definitely are.
hated having driving lessons so much i quit and still can't drive now at age 33. probably won't ever learn.
Remember some N*gger bitch did this to me at two sets of lights once and when I pulled over after she was right on my bumper she then had the time to stop and stick her middle finger up at me
Really, really hope she crashed and died
alri EW
national identities are a post-Westphalian European construct
The Irish, and possibly the Anglos, are special cases because they live on Islands
you will never make me care about palestinians.
muslims have ruined their reputation so thoroughly across the globe, i just cannot give a shit. fair play to israel for actually doing something about those menaces.
people here just say shit like dont look back in anger when their families are murdered by islamists
Hey, um, one thing that I think is cool about Irish people is we let Native Americans use their own tribal Passports to come to the country.
I don't know if you knew that.
let me see you move
Autism shoes
Huh? Reality tv isnt real? No heckin way!
the reputation of nato isnt much better considering the tons of bombs theyve dropped over the Middle East over the past half century
just scranned a meal deal and two yum yums
i went in to the pound shop and the pakis were friendly
Make sure to be extra slow off the light when someone’s being a cunt. You can do that sort of thing in the UK.
In the US doing that would escalate to gunfire being exchanged.
just made a faux pas at work
Before I had a wank in remembrance of the old toil coworker with big MILFY titties giving me a SLOPPY TOPPY and telling me i've BEEN SUCH A BAD BOY at work ;)
just checked bbc website
new search for madeline McCann
new holocaust victims
its like groundhog day
Chocolate
People get rich off this shit. No cap
Adding this to the home office
I have never liked you Eric.
Its ok to hate both you dont have to pick a side
go to bed to scroll on phone
some girl/toillass messages you/notifies you of something
get a bone
memory wank to them
pass out on the bed
wank up two hours later covered in dried spunk
make sandvich
ahh, mondays
national identities are a post-Westphalian European construct
Extremely jewish post
They're even remaking real world tragedies now. People have truly run out of ideas.
Westfalen.
cronem need sum relief
Get her poo scranned
Get her farts sniffed
Get her bogeys spread on my toast
For me its destroying a park right by the houses of Parliament for a holocaust memorial that looks identical to the one in Germany because um... because!
Good.
just imagined a yank in his yank accent saying "get her poo scranned"
can i have a lime top in my shandy andy
Sir Ulez Zone
how did your 3pm walk go lads? :)
get yhe binble read
So good to be true.
Gay people need to change their entire diets and be put on virus killing/life saving medication just to have sex. How is this natural?
starting to think this is becoming a bit of a forced meme
The nurses dont let me leave
Yeah.
*does a little dance*
Why do you call it that and not the bible
Good.
Prefer much meatier ortientals me.
Stevie Wonder is not actually blind, he's legally blind.
You’re legally dumb
I've had sex with both men and women and it's mental how much fannies mog arseholes.
Would not fuck men anymore if women were available but needs must.
you gay asl
Bit GAY
Isn't the President of the Palestinian Authority a descendent of Jews who were forced to convert to Islam after they suffered an Earthquake and the Muslims invaded?
I have no idea
Anyway let's be honest, you wouldn't like it if people denied Irish statehood, and told the Irish to move to other countries.
I thought the Palestinian Authority was considered to be the legal government of all of Palestine - the West Bank and Gaza
A "national identity" is just a spook. What matters is a state that is recognised by other states. Perhaps UN membership or observer status makes a state these days.
White English people are mostly a mix of Celts, Danes, Normans, Romans, Anglo-Saxons. White Irish people are mostly a mix of Celts and migrants from Britain who went over to Ireland.
Sticking cock inside an arsehole is a genuine sin again humanity
toil ends soon, but for how long?
The theory.
THIS FOR MY SUDANESE NIGGAS
WINDRUSH BROTHERS
UAE grapples with obesity crisis fuelled by fast food, sedentary lifestyle
IT'S HAPPENING EVERYWHERE
EVERYONE EVERYWHERE FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT
SEED OILS EVERYWHERE
STOP EATING THE SEED OILS
bet the cronem are showering
Pint of seed oil down the hatch
oh it defo is probs by spainlard of all people but it's a bit stuck in my head now
why don't they make walkable streets?
Nigger hah.
Get ready Rorke, you’re going to Ukraine
nigga weed oils
His dad.
Shoot.
don't enjoy socialising without alcohol
cant drink alcohol without eventually getting too drunk
fall out with people due to drinking ridiculous amounts and getting very sloppy
how do people do it?
cold pressed seseme or sunflower without the hexane treatment isn’t that bad most of Asia use seseme
NatSoc meeting tonight lads
oh shit, where?
greentexting your blog
why do people do it?
Shit?
Booyakasha! Wagwan bluds. It's your main man catyank!
Reall niggas know ;)
What?
most people are pathetic retards like you
She wants a man from Dagenham
how to become like you then?
Approve?
catmong
not a huge fan of them
i feel sorry for his parents. i hope he has normal siblings to mitigate some of the shame
Fuck!!! Musliman.
Spending too much money on lunch
genuinely screaming at this
Dry roasted nuts down the hatch
NHH
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