/brit/

Impending doom is in the air lads, I feel it.

I remember asking a woman on the till in Greggs once 'What's hot?' and she looked at me strangely, I had to then ask 'Are the sausage rolls hot? What about x', was a bit odd. It's always worth checking what's hot and what's been sat out for hours in greggs.

*revs up the quantum computer*
*brute forces you pw in 9^2 seconds*
nuthin personnel kid

America CRIES OUT for greggs, Britain cries out for latinas. Maybe we can arrange a trade deal

almost impossible to do "one more cant hurt" next thing you know it's a blackout and statement says u had another 6 drinks
i guess

Still not over the closure of Greggs on Camden high street

tendies going mental

MFA

I've been there and eventually you just get to a point where you've learnt the hard way enough times

need a woman to spit in my face

I'm off the muck for good, beginning today. Join me :)

I don't that's grim

Fuck this, I'm off to do my newspaper puzzles

shimmy shimmy ya, shimmy yeah, shimmy yay,
give me yhe binble i can take it away

Amen.

Ancient unfunny webm, delete it and get more recent ones you boring cunt

Mount Etna just erupted up my arse

i've been doing this for well over a decade and i still cant kick it

bro is 86 fr

hunting and fishing are immoral hobbies

The fuck up theory. :( :(.

need to erupt in some twinks mouth

Long day
Off home for early tea and early bed

holy shit stfu 2 threads of you crying about not being able to handle alcohol jfc 10 years of it clearly not agreeing with you lmao just grow up already

drinking dimethylmercury

Arguably pschopathic hobbies

the late afternoon snack as it were

comfy night ahead

How to get rid of it?

very clever way of extracting all those sticky worms

why u mad

Just now.

Sir Jewish Wife

Turk.

frisbeeing rice cakes at my quadraplegic nans head

gfberg won't stop banging on about her gcses

bergs

Yeah its almost like theyre being helped into low paying jobs by people with a vested interest in that. You really are fucking moron arent you

Need a woman in your life pal, that'll set you straight or she'll do it for you

same lol, hope she does alright when she finally takes them next year

lmao

just drink in moderation, and don't be a freak when you're drunk? not hard is it

explain?

am virgin

The finger theory.

Going to the co-op to collect the parcel the DPD paki claimed I wasn't in for yesterday (he didn't ring the bell or knock)

So hungry just want to make my din dins but my mums fucking boyfriends just turned up so I’ll have to stay in my bedroom

I don't drink much on nights out, so I am afraid I cannot relate.

literally me
let's go out for a drink

Bruh.

Think it might be a rare Monday pint out in the beer garden you know lads
Got loads done with work today and the weather's turning to shit rest of the week, might treat myself x

see what i've just done there is baited out a Bradley. High level technique. Only for /brit/ veterans

birds have been around loads longer than us how come they didn't build cities, cars and iphones

The shit theory?

playing mass effect 2 on the steam deck lads

No idea what to have for tea
I just don't know

First time I met my gf's mates I got absolutely shitfaced which wasn't smart at all

greggs biomass

You claimed to have a 14 yo gf. Hope someone looks into it

iyi aksamlar evlad

you just post something noncey, its not hard

Really?

mia goth rules the world

small sips

it was a high level Bradley bait and the courts will recognise that

women aren'#t interested me unless i'm already drunk and then they lose interest again when i get too drunk
it is near impossible for me to drink enough to feel the benefits without going over the top later on
dont you enjoy it?
how do you keep friends?

need a woman with no tits and no pubes.. mmmm

mad how microsoft has been releasing continually worse and worse operating systems for well past a decade and their market share hasnt taken a single hit

Hey.

I was once made to sign the sex offenders register because I pretended to be a paedophile, anonymously, online, to cue others to react to my false claims with images of Bradley Walsh

Not really anything wrong with windows 10

you're weak. you're a weak person. hope this helps

The speed of light theory.

Apple is their only real competitor.

What dont you get? Workers from the 3rd world will work jobs for cheaper while renting in worse conditions than English workers. If youre a big enough company you can get workers over and if youre a medium sized business you can get them over while charging them for the privilege

Go for it lad

didnt actually care lol
just made you reply
played like a h*ckin fiddle.

helena bonham carter. nice boobies.

Brandenburg vs. Ohio (1969) was one of the best supreme court cases ever

I still hear the voices.

it expanded and continued the worst parts of windows 8 (bloat, spyware, forced updates, obfuscated settings, heavy encouragement to use the microsoft store)

Prove it

When and how?

The only reason non-whites exist today is because of capitalism and Christian ethics.

The 21st century will be the decisive century for the White race.

Either there is a racial awakening and Whites establish worldwide National Socialist rule and proceed to expand across the galaxy with billions of Nordics, or the White race will perish under the tidal wave of third worlders, and the Earth will spin through the void devoid of higher life, as it did thousands of years ago, until the Sun comes it.

Microsoft store is objectively a better way of managing installations than the traditional windows paradigm

The Bradley Walsh rebuttal is a tried and tested legal maxim which has persevered in the courts throughout the decades, but unfortunately for you I cannot allow it in this occasion.

didnt actually care lol

No one does thats the problem

It's not me, dad.

google.com/helena_bonham_carter_boobies

there's a woman at my work with nice big tits

Cope

?

How do you know they're nice

Yeah?

Wasnt windows 10 supposed to be the kast windows and they would just continually update it forever and then brought out windows 11 like a year later

Just found out there's a country called "Niue". Not even a joke country like sealand or an overseas territory of New Zealand.
It's an actual country. Check this shit out:

Niue

Population 2025: 1,821

Population 2024: 1,819

Land Area (km2): 260

Density (p/km2): 7

Migrants (net): 3

Religion: 96.4% Christian

7 people per square kilometer. We have 287 and hundreds of thousands of net migrants.
Might become the 4th migrant to Niue. They only have a couple of new people in the entire country every year.
Start selling pineapple smoothies on the beach or hunting crabs.

Ermmmm....!
Why wouldn't this work

I just mean they look nice

Your semen is in bottle. Yeah, I do. Motherfucker.

Just got back and the thread is still shit. Going back to my newspaper puzzles

i'm a gamer 24/7 you're a fake gamer.

Nah that was an off hand comment by a single employee that was almost immediately refuted

I remember when i first read this i had to read it few times before i realised. But im a mong

Because all of those things made life worse

Let them win.

Genuinely up for this

its over for france and europe
we need to put a wall around our island
now!

grim

objectively

not really, you're bottlenecking your applications through a middle man for no reason at all.
for example a couple of years ago i went to reinstall minecraft and tried to use the launcher connected to the store, which they heavily promote. it was completely, unfixably broken and the store page would bug out continually until i retstarted my PC. i updated windows and tried to fix it for about half an hour before giving up and downloading the launcher directly, which was completely effortless and worked perfectly

For a country to be "real" it has to have a seat at the UN table. Retard

Is that the only way you think you'll have sex, Rorke?

keep glancing at my mates fiancé's booba

person 2 invests $20 + $30 and loses $10 overrall

They still have a monopoly that bill clinton chickened out of breaking. Al gore would have done it

gonk

bro sat hella zesty

Sounds like a pretty Niue country

that makes no sense
however i have sex with men all the time
JeremyClarksonyou'rebrown.jpg

tomatoid soup for dinner
any ideas what i can add to it to make it more interesting?

Wahey

the so called nike pro summer is upon us

Got the Clair Obscure Expedition 33 4K Epic DLSS4 RTX On

Niue is not a member of the United Nations (UN); however, UN organisations accept its status as a freely associated state, equivalent to an independent state for the purposes of international law. As such, Niue is a member of some UN specialised agencies (such as UNESCO and the WHO), and is invited, along with the other non-UN member state, the Cook Islands, to attend United Nations conferences open to "all states".

They sit at the table. They've got the Niue loophole. I've planned it all out mate, don't try and stop me.

Have you ever actually eaten something that wasn't technically food?

Croutons. Cheese. Parsley

will be in the blacked branded bikinis by the end of summer

thank you for supporting the french videogame industry

my own cum

mental health.

cum

The Niue house

saw a man wearing a marvel t shirt today

how do you keep friends?

i don't, i just cycle through them. how old are you?

Vile

bogies

I want my land back.

was dared to eat a slug once

Obviously a hotel

poo

Med.

think there's a massive filter when it comes to americans here. like these are the worst type of losers imaginable that stay up late to post their bizarre takes on a british thread on Anon Babble
most americans are not like this

Aviation units of the Russian 'North' grouping struck a drone command post, eliminating a team of female drone operators from Ukraine’s 47th Separate Mechanized Brigade, including the company commander with the call sign 'Valkyria.'

vile slug of a meal

/cum/ is even worse

I saw you.

i think anyone who regularly posts in the general of a country besides their own has to be a real weird cunt even by Anon Babble standards

not disputing that but how to become stronger
34
yes i have similar experience rather large turnover of friends but slowly amount i have are decreasing

feel so flaccid and powerless

room stinks of cockpong

Teuton..

Came to the same conclusion long ago. /brit/ attracts the worst americans you'll ever see. And they are all clearly maladjusted zoomers not welcome in their own country's multiple generals.

Also noticed that Leafs are just scum regardless, doesn't matter the threads or the boards.

alright my willy locked up in a chastity cage haha

same age and also in same dilemma. can't socialise without drinking, and a single drink ruins any social moment. i also feel depressed and paranoid the day after i drink which very often now.

currently fronting a 38 inch waist
dietberg is needed pronto

rorke retreating to his wattle and daub hut

Norma Latirus.

that goals for me

should be illegal

"cycling through" friends sounds extremely fucking depressing. honestly if i didnt have long term friends from years back that i completely click with i'd probably kill myself

yeah im still about

Just need to get 4 others to join in the plan. Our own luxury retreat in paradise for £180k a piece

I honestly can't stand fat people.
How can you live with yourselves?

youtube.com/watch?v=fGcqkqB-pIE
Monday evening tunage

??

the entire rest of the website except for Anon Babble is american-centric so naturally the ones who come to the board for everyone else are going to be utter freaks

they cope with the shame by eating i think

its right...

Shark one?

zip it canadajeet

not luxury if you're living there

Just want to run away from all the bad things and people in the world lads

getting tired of the UK IS BAD VIBES narrative

life is good here

making a dynamic risk assessment

At any rate.

Confront the people saying it. Not us you cowardly boring runt.

me neither but i reckon a fat bird would be a good shag

I’d bake Emma Watson’s poo into a pie.

yeah, it can be quite comfy here.

scooping up poo out me arse

holy shit i have not seen since i browsed 420chan in 2012

Closed.

she's done them there

this would be good bait if u removed the bottom right part.

Would be quite pleasant if it wasn't for the wogs, I live in a very diverse area and get around with all sorts and they mostly say the same that everywhere has it's pros and cons but the UK is the best place they lived

the narwhal bacons at midnight

As a member of the Germanic race, I forgo alcohol. It is a southern poison on our volk.

scouse family have stolen eggs from my neighbour they helped themself and didn’t put any money in the honesty box. She’s 76 years old aswell, disgusting people I’d rather Indians than scousers

based

uk bad

have you tried leaving post industrial shithole? no? then you have no right to complain

The vikings ate shrooms.

poo meal poo chewer the scrandemic of poo as it were

want to keep chickens

black people moved in nearby

lol
no point

Shock as travellers turn six-acre green belt field into gravel car park

Yeah.

chocolate and icecream gaining sentience and forcing themselves into my mouth
government needs to step in ASAP (as soon as pronto)

jesus christ give up already

just run away bro

The Scythians smoked weed.

spotted in london today

i.4cdn.org/gif/1748882725747448.mp4

heard she went to gaza

german police

???

R1b.

garza

Popes should be referred to as antipeters, as they are false imposters of Peter.

failed state

post this through their letterbox

British food

Failed.

good on her for calling the police. Not her job to keep the peace

Become Mormon. Stop drinking alcohol. Bleach your hair. Wear a crisp white shirt. Exercise. Gain a clue.

They don’t live here fortunately. They are tourists

bros thinking of homesteading
harvesting chicken eggs and such

Just stop. Get some help.

WTF LADS CHECK THE NEWS

not really fair we're sending tiny ladies up again blood-crazed feral groids. why dont they just keep them doing administration

Gay move.

Paul Doyle

yookay moment

loool bottom right quoting himself

Legendary Anon Babble poster 190cm master race did that all the time

Might clean my diet, stop drinking, start going to the gym, get a haircut, start reading books and join the army

Why ist es einfach Europa?

dangerous and downright stupid

Quentin kek remember him from the Anon Babble days had them seething he did

love women so much ladds

women are just as capable as stopping a crazed bantu as blokes are mate

FUN (fat ugly neighbour) doing her daily sing song. Her maccies must have been delivered

Might clean my diet, stop drinking, start going to the gym, get a haircut, start reading books and get bummed by lads in a sauna at the weekend

Me too

Has the employers NI contribution increase lead to less hiring?

Daul Poyle

find it strange that there's an irish bar in the capital of bahrain

Med temperature.

He was well good

Smell pungent fucking weed every time I step outside. NEVER legalize it bongbros give weedheads the chair, send them to Rwanda.

Fat people are so thick. Why would you want to be fat? What’s the point? Why wouldn’t you want to feel nice and healthy and look good? Why wouldn’t you want to eat actual nutritious food rather than slop? We live in an age where you can choose what you eat and can go to the gym. If you’re fat you’re subhuman.

Approve.

down syndrome lad next door keeps calling my aunt FUN ("fat ugly neighbour")
we've asked his mum to ask him to stop but nothing gets through to him
very sad

this looks like AI

yeah absolutely rekts my mental health and producitvity just no fun the days after steel reeling with anxiety from saturday's antics (which I cant properly remember)
dont do it on purpose mate

Don't understand these people who say they can't get a job. Been offered every job I've interviewed for. Just send out some applications, pick one of the ones that reply and go work there.

Rorke not believing this because in his mind only brown people commit crime

thats clearly a bloke mate

I saw R1b somewhere.

deconstructing a nigger into it's constituent particles and smashing them together inside a hadron collider

it's addiction. they get a dopamine hit from fat food. the government should crack down on fatties the same way they have been for smokers and druggies. we need a fat tax

moved away from all my childhood friends after i finished primary school. life went to shit after that unfortunately

err

It's not AI. We really do have bountiful shops stocked with delicious pastries in the UK.

love how trannyspammer clearly tries to post the best passing trannies to trick people into liking them and it never works lel

grone

I saw techno somewhere.

gone to the dogs

there should be far more state power in our daily lives because i’m a fat weak willed mong that can’t stop eating shite. daddy government has to tell me to stop eating i’m incapable of doing it myself

ah yes

miss the tranny spammer that used to post on weekend mornings who just spammed MASSIVE cocked tgirls with wild abandon

you love that?

??

why wouldn't you want a fat tax
they steal an unbelievable amount of healthcare resources from everyone else
unless you're fat

The singular trannyspammer should be stopped

umm?

niggulear fusion

fat people should be shot not taxed

source pls

Umposters will inherit this Earth

Best yank post I've ever seen

search ugly bloke pretending to be a woman

Dream?

Just not on posting this

get the bloke, love

hes pretty, wish he was my gf

suselida

he's not a girl so he would be your bf

scryuilngk

thoughts?

Just found a picture of your da

He did it.

are you blind? he is so feminine and cute he would be a my girlfriend

rent a girlfriend

It gotta be me again.

rorke pirating a gf over limewire

Steal my language my teeth get out of my home!!!