Lotus Elise edition
/brit/
phwooooaaarrrrr now that's a car
quite fond of farting in a busy street and turning around acting disgusted pretending its someone else
the fabled batondem
not sure how to feel about this
Byzantine music as such
another lotus edish? based ngl
Yeah like that but more hooked
MOGS ME
mankey
Inter Milan = Football heritage
Paris Saint-German = Nouveau Riche
31 years of age and never been in a single fight in my entire life not even as a young lad as I was too scared to fight anyone so have no idea what it's like to be in a fight
beewn screaming at this image the lsat 2hours
ummers
i don't get it
yours looks a little off mate
Cockroach.
take away pasta has arrived. it's ravioli so i couldnt make it myself
Primape
Blastoise
Butterfree
Raichu
Yeah I’m thinking that’s my team
Been in 2 but both were gentlemanly affairs. Being in one where the opponent will stomp your head in if you lose would be horrible
What?
bradlioli
211231406
dont do drugs kids
youtube.com
got the addison rae wanking on
1 Germanic boi.
when you walk through the storm hold your head up high
ravioli so i couldnt make it myself
why not`
usualy go inside if theres a storm on me
You wonder why yanks are mind controlled so badly well it's because they're like this
oh lawd massa please dont whip me massa i’s gon be a good nigga for massa, good nigga
too difficult to fold the pasta like that. need to be chef or somthing
x.com
New Doctor is Billie Piper
Calm down Rorke!!!
Music.
do you think they ever have baths together
um?
Just ridiculous
would shag the fuck out of BMO from adventure time
Mousey Dreams Of Nettles
What?
whats in it
New Doctor is Billie Piper
why is he wearing a dress
BILLIE PIPER IS THE NEW DOCTOR AHAHAHAHAHAHN FUCKING HELL
Made my team have a burgundy colour kit in FM, we are in the Championship but this is a rebuilding season, much like 1995 was for the WWF
at least you're not speaking german
I'd pipe her.
Ericsson
That's why I fall among Jews.
turbomelty incoming
first slut doctor is more woke than the black gay or woman doctor tbf
Inter? i hardly know her
The Hatters is Luton mate
b-but-
Yeah. I know. But give it up, Luton claimed it
Take my arm, I don't need it any more?
I need immediate medical attention
PSG can't possibly win, the you know what will go rogue
they will burn my car
it's based. shes so sexy
bogged
what's next, a trans Dalek?
mmhmm
so many hymens will be violated
What?
piper? i hardly now her
Ncuti Gatwa
I genuinely forgot that was actually his name and thought it was some Ngubu tier troll
wtf
nun' timmois can do about it
These things are so fucking expensive in the US it's a travesty because we're stuck with shitty weight modded corvettes to get a lightweight sports car
Billie Piper: "I've always voted Labour"
What? What? What? Huh? Huh? Huh? Hmm? Hmm? Huh? Huh? What?
t. benjamin pavard
r holly still looking lengers
what a load of SHITE
mmhmm let the cronem in
those 3 pm tings are aching for brutalisations x
Blacked Raw projected for eternity into the sky using a billion year nuclear battery
um? erm? umm? err? ummers? ummington? UM?
would wait till she went for a shower before meekly scuttling into the room and snatching away those leggins and wanking my little willard desperately hoping for the stench of piss and shit
Too many sins.
you would have to have been a colossal retard to not see this one coming from a mile away
peers
i don't get it
rorke sending his racist death rays to
You are a paedophile
hope next doctor who series is diary of call girl crossover where she cures virginities of her fans
Wee white chud isna gonna get this
Bradders could've been The Doctor (real name Doctor Who) ffs. He was in it as well
What?
i'm the jarl of white run
holla if you need me
holla if you need reefer
bitch
hes the next one
should be warwick davies
post a selfie
Went on the brony meetup thread and told them to go to the Monty Pyke and they actually did it omds
drone strike on belgium nonce
defeated demon of hatred on NG++ today hated it used every single spirit emblem i have
whos isna
Aryan.
Post six inch microdick
well thats the game over . time to switch over to something else
screaming
Deegs is a brony????????????
peers is her surname
Schmuck mom's a whore.
no way this is real
FUCJINIJKING SCMIANIGNMAING
Just imagine the person actually posting this
there is a real guy in Britain making these posts
100% Completion.
Inter Yournan
howling
Should be Arsenal
roar
Schmuck's mom is whore went to hell and curse him.
literal brony FREAKS are confident enough to meet up and we aren't
Who’s we nigga
cos brony FREAKS wont dox and share pics of each other
time for rorkes special injection
Idk bro, but I will beat you up so good.
what a time to be alive kek
recall that zelda has a big bum, this needs to reflected in the film's casting
fit drag queen on BGT
watching two teams i dont care about playing a game i dont care about
Dad said I am British.
bird just flew overhead
Isn’t hunger Schafer playing her
I am big.
hunger Schafer
have wanked myself into a stupor over botw zelda many a time
Fun fact: Zelda is the girl in the games. Not the boy who is called Link.
onion jack
You’re aware the champions league final is on rn right …
In 1974, Turkey invaded Cyprus.
Aryan.
Have just gone and done a gay porn shite in my tights
I'd love to fuck her.
doing a think
ummer schafer
Hmm?
can already hear them screaming
the night will be long
the trannie porn scholar as it were
the onion jack
does she have a big bum?
Sabrina Carpenter concert on fortnite wi de lads.
What? Gay.
the cronem are scoring arent they x
the hymens are endangered arent they x
I don't like the cage period. If I'm wanking to guys in dresses I want to see cock, if I can't see a flopper than what's the point?
You lot reckon furry conventions really do have a load of gay gangbangs happening in the hotel rooms or is that just made up?
we
i'd shag each and every one of you right now
I've been in some small petty fights, but none where anyone ended up bleeding.
Indian gym by brother. Was good.
de lads
You have no friends though, you're a proud and bragging incel who licks the anus of smelly 60-year-old men. Literally tie a rope around your neck and end your life.
I've never done that before so you'd have to go slow with me until I get used to it
Are u from brussels
room stinks of arse and all sorts
I can only assume so
There’s no need for that
reckon they got tailplugs and masks and rubber suits and fantasy dildos
on the cans
Fruits.
Ruby wanking my cock inbetween her feet whilst I suck on her supple nipples.
are faggots doing faggot things
gee i dunno boss
alri
ermm what the fork
i dont want that thank you
rorkes whip
the rorkemobile
BGT drag queen opera singer could definitely get it
More successful than any /brit/ meet. :(
Nordic.
roby doesnt have supple nipples she has shrivelled up rotten old hairy nipples
Inter Milan on the ropes!
'za in the 'ven
too handsome and cool and rich and smart for a /brit/ meetup. it’d be like the french guy episode of the inbetweeners.
She likely does, from her boyfriend who once left his bedroom to ask her out.
Your excuse?
i like the boxing because its usually on at silly o clock at night and a great excuse to stay up and get pissed
footballs always on about this time so youre expected to have a few beers good little drone and then off to bed isnt it? off to bed for toil in the morning
I'm 5'9 but do you reckon I could get away with saying I'm 6'3, 6'4 ?
ha ha imagine accidentally walking into that and accidentally taking part ha ha
I'm profoundly ugly and have a tiny cock - likely the smallest in England
would rape your arse in twain in the pub toilet
absolutely not
why not
if you're speaking to a women you could probably get away with saying you're 6 foot exactly because women are actually fucking terrible at guessing heights
no
5'11 barefoot and wouldnt even lie about beinbg 6'
no chance
yhe beinbg
actually laughing out loud
is it like cute tiny or weird tiny?
so many other guys lie about their height that women will guess my height at 3 inches taller
it's like a tic tac
wouldnt even lie about beinbg 6'
Why not? I'm 6' but have convinced people I'm 6'2.
I'm a stupid dumbass idiot
5'10 and have long accepted my place as king of the manlets
grown men in spoons playing with pony plushies
peanus kek
>Anon Babble42236122
bluds are actually in the monty pyke with pony plushes
no, because i'm 6'3 and tell people i'm 5'11
The Bible
Reading reddit's thoughts on the Liverpool car incident and the same thing keeps getting repeated
they wouldn't use such a cheery photo if he weren't white
Presumably they don't remember the media running with a 6 year old photo of Axel Rudakubana smiling in his school uniform and talking about him as a choir boy who's parents were devout members of the church
Glad you are finally being honest
my question WAS
is it CUTE tiny or WEIRD tiny??????
cos girls will know
like being a virgin
you get caught lying and its ogre
gniaescr
Today when I was driving through town there was a old Toyota Land Cruiser with a Ukrainian number plate parked up, very weird
this is one of you cunts with a mlp plushie or an image you found online playing the long con no way these cunts are that stupid
and 5'11 is emperor
you must pay fealty
Celtic soul. I am your god and I command you to die Beowulf?
remember the hampshire anime lads who met up and posed with their k-on dakimakuras
my ex bf said it's cute
lol
can't work out where that smell is coming from
I'd kneel to you but I'd rather not appear any shorter than I already am
Himmler. Unter allen ausgerechnet HIMMLER!
absolutely mad how autistic bronies with plushies and everything have completely and utterly done this general
Es ist Verboten.
man beats cancer then wins euromillions
fucking Anon Babble will meet up but /brit/ won't
you're all cowards
it's always the coffee mug with a tiny bit of milky coffee still in the bottom that's gone off
What the fuck is your problem numbnuts? Didn't your parents give you enough attention when you were a child?
gnimaercs
What screams in Spanish?
bizarre
and they have more friends than me
shown up by bronies
embarrassing
you've only gone and tricked them into having a nice time at the pub haven't you
I'm profoundly ugly and have a tiny cock - likely the smallest in England
yeah but failed normies are neurotic and paranoid
on the other hand they're so far gone they don't care
STEINER'S ASSAULT WILL SAVE US
Thief.
screaming at this enitre thread
you'd be 5'11" in air forces just get some of them
that's why all the deanos wear them
the sleeper cell cronem are about to be released in paris
neurotic and paranoid
ktim
scream scream scream
this mexican cartel video where they behead some guy's head and play soccer with it
and just think, deano and all that lot will be in there too watching the footy
do the bronies care? not one bit
absolutely demolished
kek
Excuses excuses.
if i hadn't fetched her swimsuit she would have gone in just panties, think i cucked myself out of seeing her lil buds but then again better than her getting oggled by everyone else
Britain's got talent final
only british act is a fat jock
we can all take a leaf out of the bronies book
Kys for God, Beowulf.
just read a post that i really didn't like
reminds me of that video of the brony at mcdonalds asking for a different toy and simply cannot watch the whole thing due to the cringe
Mein Fuehrer...
Steiner...
I would have not attempt suicide. Please kys.
people still watch that?
rorkes complain about pub culture dying but they aren't in there with their sluttershy plushies now are they?
just pulled an epic prank on the bronies by making them have a nice time haha x
they behead some guy's head
we need to gaslight deegs into a meetup at monty and just have a hidden lad film him interacting with the bronies
When's the /brit/ meetup then lids?
Continue.
sluttershy
UMMIES
When the time has come, you'll know. Worry not.
Need a /brit/ .zip collection of bradleys
I will believe only if he kills himself.
Mexican
screaming
First successful meetup planned by /brit/ and we're not even at it
what do bronies talk to each other about
I'd assume my little pony
before or after for your government assigned gf?
Gym you obsessed cunt.
Umm, probably the TMNT.
probably bowel movements and wanks, the usual
before is pure sex
fucking hell
He gotta die. Brit :)
alas...its my downfall
hahah
if we're not at it it's not very successful is it
if youre gay you can get away with having a small knob
no luck if youre straight like me
Women's arses are getting bigger to accommodate BBC
ill take the plapsow before honestly
You still have much to learn, my young apprentice.
How do you reckon a meet-up actually goes? I reckon it would be very awkward, what do you even do to introduce yourself? "Yeah, that was me posting X last night haha" "Aren't you the <gimmick> poster?" "Yeah ha"
hello I am the trannyspammer carlybender rubymong poster
I would never go to a /brit/ meetup just for the fear that heathermongo or sacked tranny would turn up
It is happening to me?
most related I ever felt with /brit/ was when we all did synchronised wanks at 10pm during lockdown
personally I'd take photo's of all your faces and quickly dox the lot of you
i'd introduce myself the poobarm gimmick inventor then probably nurse my pint in the corner laughing at the conversation then occasionally try to come in with an original comment but get interrupted
howling
you realise that was a joke right?
I can't feel it. Make me cry.
you're a cute poster and I'd take your virginity
would probably be awkward til everyones drunk enough to not be shy and autistic anymore
what about that lad a few months ago who had an automated fleshlight you could wank him off via the internet and we all took turns giving him a wank?
canada posted some fucked up stuff in the CL final threads....
Me, Briton?
John Bonham's Squeaky Drum Pedal
um, we were on teams? I heard many lads moaning simultaneously?
i'd stand outside going UUGH UUGH UUGH
Rorke scrambling to get away from the pub table upon seeing the phone cameras being pulled out, falling and dragging the chairs down with him before he soils his next jeans
listening to the absolute tome of snacked tranny's vocaroo from last night
i kept putting it to the highest setting and he got pissed off lkek
The Newcastle meetup was enough
wouldnt be able to hear you inside
wouldn't even know how to introduce myself to you lot, my only notable gimmicks were all taken by others and then spammed into the ground until everyone loathed them
I'm just a sort of filler poster inbetween the gimmicks
We'd probably get chucked out of wherever we were
Me?
Would prefer not to reveal my gimmicks and put a face to them
grangle grangle
Me, brother.
was watching this psychotic youtuber and he says all uk young people talk about today is money and it never used to be like that but that's all they care about now no hobbies just money not worth doing nothing unless it gets you money and not 9-5 money they want fast money quick so money money money
i'll be at the falmouth sea shanty festival in 2 weeks x
binble binble
I'm a bit of a gimmick revivalist myself, never creating new ones, spam them to the ground sometimes too x
this is all zoomers
they’re the most money obsessed generation in history
I still respect you.
the bible
will hold your hand while we listen and occasionally kiss your hair x
and then we'll share something to eat idk
ummers
Idfk. Idfc. I miss it.
I remember being a teenager 15 years ago and all we talked about back then as well was how we had no fucking money
heading to paper dress vintage tonight if any of you wanna join
This is too much.
But what do they want the money for I've heard plenty of zoomers say they don't want to get married they don't want to buy houses or have a mortgage they don't want kids they don't want to own a business like a restaurant or gym or something. The only thing they want to buy are cars and clothes
get it made
I don't want to join but I'll happily come and take photos of you to post here if that's alright
What?
i'll look for the speccy virgin freak in the corner staring at his phone
I will pray.
um, I wear contacts
I added way too much sugar to my gochujang pasta sauce
turns out that friendship really is magic
Infidel.
a fluttershy new seems appropriate but I got banned for making it last time and I wasn't able to post here on my birthday (still salty about it I was all alone that day) :(
whats on tonight
old new
Monster drink.
Maybe the real /brit/ were the friends we made along the way
jeff dunham, funny
FUCKING KNEW THAT WOULD HAPPEN
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK
OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
What?
you made a jeff dunham reference
What?