/brit/

um

Every Yank I’ve ever met in hostels has been weird in some way. Either Christian/mormon, obsessed with their “heritage”, or they are one of those Yanks who act like they know everything about where they are, even more than the natives.

Oh really I've met many Americans in hostels who were perfectly normal people that exhibited none of these quirks

lol
not really classic villain behaviour

Grim

You’re just an alkie diego, no need to look any deeper than that lad. Just put the tinnies down and you won’t get the beer fear

called my mum a bitch

i can save her

how is it not?

And they didn't have any accent

why's that lad? she got aldi beans instead of heinz?

Unwanted creampies

Haha there's one I have heard here before, but never abroad.
Americans can be silly for sure, I'm glad the ones I encounter are usually cool.
The funniest was this guy from New York that took out loans to go on a Europe trip, never seen that before. Imagine going into debt to go on vacation

yanks ive met have been fine, far nicer people than most the fucking miserable arrogant curtain twitching bastards i talk to every day on this grey little island

12 new nuclear submarines

Fucking based

Imagine going into debt to go on vacation

possibly not a terrible idea if you plan on working a lot after a trip

Jojo Siwa going mad for british dick

Why do Yanks always say they’re going “to Europe” and then when you dig deeper they’re just visiting Italy and France?

Suppose you need a loicense for a bladed weapon. Looks like a broom handle wrapped in duct tape

They literally think the EU is a country / can't remember the country names

because they're idiots

met one yank who was like "huur durr who cares if i dont know the countries, europeans dont know all the states" like girl european countries have states as well lmao

why the fuck do tubes not run 24/7??? Why are the drivers even get paid that much if it’s not 24/7 what a JOKE

Italy and France are in Europe tbf

Need her to poo in my mouth.

Just easier to say it that way?
I can tell you all the cities and countries I've been to but wouldn't that be annoying?

just

Where did you get stuck this time diego

I've watched the Tony Robinson London after dark shows, they use the break to do maintenance on the line

I think you're overthinking.
Often our trips involve several countries, so it's easier to say we're going to Europe than going to Spain France Italy and Portugal

Pink and green is actually a good combo for clothes, it's complementary in the same way orange and blue are

Yanks are annoying no matter what they say so doesn’t matter

walk Rorke

wonder how the Egyptian bot finds the threads
does its handler find the thread and then let it loose or does it have its own searching algorithm
its not present currently despite being very active in the last thread for example

No where I’m just planning in advance
Has to be another way to do it
Shut up

It literally is just a matter of what you're used to, I bet in most countries they are much more familiar with metric for heights, compared to feet and inches

Found the fairy queen, girls

post boipussy

Wow you must be a really miserable person

Just sadik khans London mate

Not really I’m very cheerful and happy

Oh okay good, usually when people say mean things like that it's them projecting their misery onto others

implying dieog doesnt uber everywhere

Maybe it is an agentic AI.

We use metric for everything but feet and inches often sneak back for telling people your height

you bet wrong lad

Make it 6:30

dieog

She fuckin loves it m8

would

spoiler that hog

Working day 1 and I'm struggling to find stuff to do at toil

bet he shagged her

Sun. Ships. People. Shitters. Puke. Filth. Go home. No you didn't. Because it's you.
100 vs 1. :D Rollo. I am here, Browulf. Watch me.

No shit

bet he plugged more than the whiskey

make your folder systems clean and organised

dieog

Diego doesn’t use Ubers because he’s afraid of immigrants and he doesn’t use black cabs because he’s cheap. The tube doesn’t cost much and it gives him the opportunity to get uncomfortably close to women in an environment where they can’t say anything to him/maybe even rub himself on them/smell them

mad how much stuff happened in the old days

went to Bath, Exmoor, and the Cotswolds me

so its come to this

what sick bastard would do that

plap plap plap

U know it

had to leave toil pretty much immediately after i arrived today because the heroin withdrawals were doing me in

Thought you said the other day taking heroin helps you at work

starting to not believe this gimmick 2bh

nan's sorted me out

it does, it's the absence of them that fucks me over

Bruh

/brit/ not /aus/

ah well, least your back home to smash some more bliss in your veins

This is what you crave

woke up at 0445 the other day for work

my arse craves a raping

why not just teach kids african history

You'll do nothing about it.

Think it's time to quit pal even the dubs don't want you taking heroin

rasheed

i'm quitting heroin, i don't like it enough to let it consume my life, rolling back to good old pharmaceutical painkillers

Americans are genuinely more engaged with culture than the average Euro/Brit but the only reason why is because culture is some foreign entity to them that they actively pay attention to. In Europe/UK we tend to just live in culture and not take much notice of it. It's why when we go on holiday we're monging out on beaches getting drunk instead of venturing off to see something like Americans would.

*votes Reform*

imagine 5 pills AND a bit of lovely h in your arm at the same time??
corr I'm leaking just thinking about it

all foreigners out (except oriental women)

Would literally ruin this country even more than it already is

That and also it costs way more for Yanks to visit Europe than it does for us. I fly to France, Italy, Spain, Germany, and other places in Europe several times a year because it costs like £40 return on Ryanair. Yanks get like 5 days of annual leave per year and it costs them like £30k to fly here so of course they will make more out of it

how so?

so this is what it's like being a woman in an uber

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evil cunt trying to tempt someone to ruin their life

mate you’re the Rasheed shooting up Afghan heroin you fucking degenerate prick

Farage is a grifter

australian culture is designed to crush creativity

he proudly brags about doing heroin and spams about it to make sure we know at all times that he is in fact doing heroin

yeh but what dont you like about their policies?

a thing that happened predominantly in Europe involving Europeans

being Eurocentric

How horrible.

The media portrayal of this bloke has been nothing short of disgusting. "Loving father" "Father of 3" "Local businessman". Can only imagine how the families of his victims and those still in hospital, including children, feel reading it.

Imagine he had brown skin, there is not a chance we'd be seeing that kind of reporting.

sucking a poo

it's not pride
people go on about things they're ashamed of because they're confessing
instead of talking to the priest they talk to their anonymous website

tbf i want to touch as well its only natural

must be hard for an incel when every guy is either a 6'4 bodybuilder or some asian guy who you can't compete with academically or in career

outside of the culture war nonsense, I look at one thing, economic policy.

"1. Reform our Economy: To succeed faster growth is vital. Higher growth rates are the only way to better wages and more tax revenues that can be invested in better healthcare and other public services. Our bold economic vision frees up over 6 million people from paying Income Tax and frees up over 1.2 million small businesses and self-employed from paying Corporation Tax. We would also aim to remove a raft of other stifling taxes in a responsible, timely way. This will generate much faster growth than seen in recent decades. We must also stop wasting taxpayers money."

Absolute cloud cuckoo land, lots of words, no mention of how they would generate growth. But that is expected from a Grifter

if he was brown you wouldn't even know it
also sounds like you copied that from reddit or something

There would be the same reporting except Rorke would be seething about if

Scousers can't read

brown people usually do it to kill people. not the case with him

dont think the tory or labour manifestos went into much detail about their policies either

Only one of those is problematic and that’s “loving father” the fact he was a father of 3 and a local businessman is relevant

play with little girl pu

how grim

He claims he wants peace yet commits illegal terrorist war crimes on innocent Russian planes

Shuffle.

Okay? You asked me about reforms policies

All is fair is love and war

and you presented a flawed criticism

mate's turned into a cold gossiping prick and acts incredibly petty towards me ever since his gf started living with us and he spends every waking moment with her in his room
she's not even fit either

Rorke laying a funeral wreath for a fallen Russian plane

dont care still voting reform

shes lowkey shaggable

mad how the 90s were the best time in history

are you the lad who stole his cheese?

getting a bit jealous are we?

mad how uuhhmm uhhmmm … errhhahahh hehe

Buying a villa in Spain and living with the ex-pat Rorkes

mad jelly

shut up

would be like shagging a water balloon

yes
pinching a slither of cheese that was immediately replaced when shops were open was apparently the only straw needed to collapse years of friendship
she's an ftm cripple, I'd pass tbqh

How? You literally asked me what I don’t like about their policy and I told you

yeah but farage is a grifter

gf

ftm

hows that work?

I mean, it still acts and looks like a girl just has short hair
suppose I should say bf but then you'd think he's gay

been having a lot of bad dreams lately

no, i asked you how their policies would ruin the country.
you replied with something about a lack of detail in their manifesto

oim going through eroin withdrawals

it was quite a lot of cheese

French.

*moves to war fighting readiness*

*steam starts coming out of my ears* IT WASNTTTTTTTTTTTTT ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
seriously though, it's mad how a girl can make a day 1 homie from the trenches just switch up on you like that

The gloves are off. Two more weeks. Concern is deep.

Yeah no you didn’t.
Here

Retarded economic polices will ruin the country see liz truss

I’d love to do things to Emma Watson’s bum.

Mental how if you're an exec or a director you can just ignore emails and get paid four or five times as much as everyone else
Imagine some scrote on £40k saying sorry if your email isn't at the top of my inbox I probably won't read it
Hate upward management so much

IM FUCKING SICK OF BROWN PEOPLE GET THEM ALL THE FUCK OUT NOW

mad how fingering your ear rapidly feels orgasmic
you get a yummy earwax treat to suck up as a reward too

if a drone comes after you can't you just shoot it?

the uks already finished

Ok well seeing as you have difficulty comprehending things, i'll rephrase the question.
how will their policies ruin the country?

I’m coming oz

fuck off they're full

not allowed

*steal from friend*

wtf why doesn't he like me now????!??!

we fucking built Australia, we should be able to immigrate there even if we're the lowest unemployable subhumans on earth

fucking sick of woke

last time you saw the ocean?

problem is even poztralia is losing its charm

when i looked out my front window a few mins ago

Said who la

in the 2 years of living together the ratio of things he's borrowed of mine to the reverse is easily 5:1
I've never said a word, I'm generous and I love my friends dearly, you see
stop baiting me :(

youtube.com/watch?v=-1pVLJl_snc

Yeah basically.

I have no bum
but I must poo

me mate ill be waiting at Sydney airport ready to send your jaw back to the uk with a savage right hook

franchise idea: australia but in space

don't know how you've found this thread but you're clearly in the wrong place
off you go now

australia will be uninhabitable in a few decades.

everyday, i live on the coast

mad how gay i am

don't be a rapist

doom your entire bloodline to be stuck in England

been on a reduced dose of sertraline for two days now, 200 to 150. No side effects yet.

Mad? How gay I am!

Yhe Hloy Binble

Just get on Methadone mate, is what I did and it has helped me tremendously. I get a light opioid glow every day and have nice sleep. I also don't have to worry about spending all my money, DNM parcels arriving, postman not showing up, talking to homeless people to get numbers if package didn't show up, calling some deranged Paki just to get some absolute shite quality stuff and told I "move like a fed" because I'm young and well spoken. Pack it in mate get on the 'done

every institution in the uk is genuinely rotten to the core

Literally every flight I get assigned an exit row seat
Not complaining about the extra leg room though

i've been thinking about it, how is it done? as simple as booking an appointment with a GP and telling him you want methadone?

diddy freak offs

hope it's a woman optometrist for the eye test later

used to be a flirtatious thicc woman in her 30s for years then she left and it's been pakistani men of varying ages since then

see loads of heroin zombies milling around outside the pharmacy in the early morning waiting to get their methadone

mungbean gang

Rorke moving like a fed

she wasn't interested in you anyway speccy four eyes

lovely day for a 3PM walk my lads :)

where exactly does the herion in aus come from?

You don't gain tolerance to it?

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little binble post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Anon Babble pass, so you just type out binble. Oh, and we all know the gimmick. The "epic" yhe binble is it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you type it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Anon Babble posting about mispelled words. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "yhe binble yhe binble yhe binble." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

Here in the UK you have to go to a Drug/Alcohol addiction treatment centre and you get intake where you tell them what you're on and then do a piss test, if you're positive for opioids/heroin metabolites you can get replacement therapy. They really try and shove Buprenorphine down your throat but fuck that, you have to wait 24 hours to induce or you get PWD which is literal hell on earth, just be resolute in saying you want Methadone and they'll start you on a low dose like 20mg and work you up over a few days and see where you're at. Eventually you'll get to a dose that holds you. At first you'll have to dose in front of the pharmacist and then eventually you can get daily take homes, but if you keep pissing clean then a couple a week, and then eventually a weeks worth at a time. Google how it's done in Aus or look on the plebbit r/methadone key word Australia and get some info.

she was married and I was unemployed at that time to be fair

a man can dream however

You do in theory, but in reality I have only gone up 5mg every 4 months and still feel a glow.

what would happen if I pull my neighbours flag down it blows into my garden. it’s not lgbt or anything political

yhe binble

neoliberal bull logging in

I went for my eye test a few weeks ago at the same place been going since I was five
Used to be seen by a stern chinese lady who knew her shit, then it was a friendly bloke, now it's literally a deanopaki

sounds like a massive arseache, i think i'll just go cold turkey

bushwick based enablers are active

Why do you call it that and not the bible

A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

kahteeeeem

last i checked those two countries were in europe

Mad how towards the end of their reign of terror the Conservatives just let any old retard sit at the helm

Why did you start doing this and stop doing the marketing slogans for Hublot, Shell, Ciroc vodka etc

Dog son of a dog. Hey, lads. Lads. Lads. Please?

Good luck with that, you'll just end up back on it most likely, it's just too painful. Especially considering you're probably using that realy good 70+% purity SEA Golden Triangle white #4 that us Europoors can only dream of using. I was on like tops 40% Brown Afghan/Paki and my withdrawals were fucking hellish when I tried to CT.

poor lads didn't know what hit em
trying to make sense of our drivel

Tbh it's total bullshit Anglos can't migrate between Anglo countries (not America). I'm English, my missus is Australian of pure English descent and I can't bring her to the UK unless she earns a certain income. Even if we have children with British passports she can't come in.

A lot of pakistanis go into optometry or pharmacy, I have observed. Entry requirements much lower than medicine or dentistry but both are still respected careers, respected pillars of the community and pay well. Pharmacy has the added benefit of basically allowing you to run your own business.

the problem is i don't like heroin that much so it's not that difficult to psych myself up to quit, plus i've got a reliable source for tapentadol

Don't mind this because I don't like Vikings. Bunch of rampaging rapist retards who lost every single battle they fought where they didn't have total numerical supremacy.

Literally never been a better time in human history to be a dirty old man

:)

very frustrating how women don't realise that this is a brown problem, not a male problem

based

mad to think normal north koreans exist
like they go to work all day then get a train home to their incel flat and have a juche wank before watching propaganda on their state made tv
mad

Yes because white men are never rapey, not ever, especially not taxi drivers.

going to gym if that's alright with you?

are we any different?
least they aren't getting flooded with biological enemies

Heroin in Australia comes from South East Asia, the Golden Triangle. It's white powder #4 Heroin which is usually very high purity. It is best snorted or used intravenously. It is however, incredibly expensive in Australia because of it's nature as an Island and one of the strictest/toughest Borders on earth. We only get Afghan/Pakistani/Iranian/Turkish brown #3 Heroin in Europe/UK and it's usually of a much much lower purity and isn't great for IVing, cannot be snorted with much bioavailbility, and is best smoked/vaporised on foil which is how I used.

in my head I often say to myself "I'm insane, I'm the most insane person to have ever existed, I'm completely mental" but then I will try the CBT drivel and follow it up with "nah I'm being too hard on myself, I'm not really"

but I don't believe the positive affirmations, I do think I am actually mental

Need to but trying to put together a program right now

why?
because it's gay?

most mental thing is that there’s 26 million of them and we have no idea what goes on over there

Fake nationalist lost respect for him when he wore the team gb shirt same goes for Bale when he accepted the MBE fucking snake cunt

no you get a free wife

per capita, mate, per capita

so... are the rumours true...?

I don't think women are concerned about the finer statistical details when they find themselves in an enclosed space with a strange man mate

Casual sex implied competitive sex exists

because he wants players to stop thinking of themselves as plucky underdogs and that it should be an honour to play in a wales top
he is undefeated so far with wales why are you so angry

welsh nationalists are so cringe lmfao, at least scotland was actually its own country at one point

willys just fallen off

welsh nationalists

I know mate I’ve been to most of the games just don’t pretend to be a nationalist when you went and played for team gb makes no sense
Thanks for your opinion

Got 4 different tradies in this week the homestein is a fucking nightmareshow

im wanking my arse off

I can't tell you the way I feel
Cause the way I feel is oh so new to me

postmanberg is late or my parcel isn't coming

don’t pretend to be a nationalist when you went and played for team gb

based take
fuck him

3pm looms

Imagine if we had a unified UK football team though, we'd do a lot better in tournaments

it is IMPOSSIBLE to suffer in America

yeah mate team poz with ngubu up front, get in there my son!
fuck off
olympics shouldn't even be team gb

LAPD

not exactly a safe job desu

lived with a lad at uni who had a massive welsh flag on his bedroom door. he wasn't welsh but his granddad was or something.

he's at risk of getting shot by criminals and junkies
our police have to deal with rowdy deanos in pubs and rorke's posting hate online

seaside mark good ending

ah right so soldiers get paid the same I assume

No need to be racist lad, a football team is stronger when you can use players of any ethnicity

No thanks

if it fits on a door then it seems like a fairly normal sized flag

yank soldiers with equivalent experience and rank? yeh probs

Police in certain parts of America is more dangerous than being a soldier. I’m not joking.

yeah mate love watching england play soccer with ngubu, mpoko, libje, uthikop, aksamlah, and kinshoop playing! proper england team innit

maybe. But still low skilled job which does not deserve anything like that pay

scmrnainglau

took up the whole door though

soldiers are safer

14
gym shorts
vpl

ok, become a detective if it's that easy

bet hes lucky to see a few grand a month net after yank tax

Tony Blair hosts Child Trafficker Jimmy Savile at Chequers

Tony Blair & Cherie welcomed Jimmy Savile to their Country Home—together they enjoyed a hike to support the Child Trafficker’s Stoke Mandeville activities

Savile’s crony Luke Lucas delighted Cherie with a piggyback ride

this lad thinks every single soldier stationed overseas is in a d-day type scenario every waking moment lmfao

I WILL DEFEND AMERICAN POLICE ON BRIT!! DOG BLESS!!!

wonder if the fly swatter has any effect on slugs

yeah but imagine that on a flagpole outdoors

normal

We'd have a better chance of beating the world's best teams

England players need to qualify for English nationality so yeah they're English

What is she up to?

Police here get paid like 30 grand are fucking scum
How much do you think soldiers fighting in Afghanistan got paid ?

yeah suppose so
maybe even small

just let a bruce loose and he'll hoover them up

Catberg on a sunny one

Shows you know nothing about football if you really think that

reckon tony ever shagged cherie?

perusing the web for an obese escort

yeah they've got kids

you're brown

Is midday 12:00?

police here get paid 30 grand

yeah on Day 1 then it goes up year on year just for doing nothing. Pic rel is without getting a single promotion either, literally just doing the same job for years. They're very well paid.

That doesn't make sense.

wrexham will get relegated and the owners will sell the club
screenshot this post

fly dead in my pint

a bad omen, head first into the drink no matter the cost.

i mean up the arse obviously

i do this but only after a few lines
fat whores just feel better when i'm coked up

Go home in Turkey.

No shit

Every thought had meaning.

walking past the nail bar and having a look at the oriental women

vocaroo.com/1ewbTUMk934J

nail bar sandwiched between 2 turkish barbers, themselves adjacent to a western union money transfer shop

dont understand how egypt isn't banned

attempting to colonise mars is such a braindead idea
we are evolved for one planet and one planet only
be like chucking a monkey into the middle of the sea and expecting it to survive

stop living in a poor area?

mate the mods and jannies are in on it, they hate brit and want to make is as unusable as possible

Jimmy Savile called himself “the most JEWISH catholic you’ll ever meet”

Savile’s partner Gabrielle Greenbury was married to a JEWISH Zionist

Savile’s partner Luke Lucas’s company “Sabra Watch” (Sabrewatch) denotes JEWISH Israelis

Lucas is the neighbor of JEWISH Esther Rantzen

not done anything illegal has he

we're gonna skate to one song and one song only

Anon Babble.org/rules#int

i personally love the idea of making a wasteland liveable as a solution to turning this place into a wasteland

*yawns*
nary a word

New

problem is it cant be done however

you can get office jobs doing fuck all paying this