why havent you learned surfing, /brit/? afraid of your chuddy pale skin getting darker or afraid of being intimated and bullied by chads and stacies?
/brit/
come home, brown man
leave these pale creatures alone
chuddy pale skin getting darker
you know we don't have sun right? or beaches?
what a dumb post
The sea is too far away.
corrrrr heaven
jf new
it's dogshit
imagine my shock
last time i checked this was the BRITISH thread for BRITISH posters
Good morning friends
Stop for your sake kthxbye
um POLICE
Not on is it
she is quite nice
think i put somethign important in the washing machine
can hear it rattling around
oh well too late now
rather annoying we get irrelevant randos doxs but not heavy hitters like mouseposter and heathermong
what I'd do to know what those two look like
will never find pajeetas sexy
something about them just turns me off I'm afraid
that's because mentally ill freaks like them don't tend to have personal social media accounts
lol this is me
there's a low res pic of toby with his hood up and shades on
cant wait until i go to the airport in two weeks and suck down that sweet sweet 8am pint
Holy SEX
Can you understand why we like them though
screaming
Whomst
Wort wort wort
that's ok lad. i don't get the obsession over east asian women, it's just preference i suppose
May God witness.
Had a 4.30am airport pint last month.
6am flights are grim grim grim
just passed the gay skill check in the game of life
ffs
flashes that you were gay and you started getting paranoid?
obviously both the one I commented on and the one you posted are attractive, I'm not denying that and I can understand why you like them it's just something about Indian facial features gives me the ick
only pajeeta I've ever fancied is naomi scott but she's half white so it doesn't really count
Become mighty
the game
the virgin haircut booked at a new barber
fringe literally down to my lips
How clean is your pussy?
*pet alligator does the death roll on you*
aww it's just saying hi lol
alri cousin It
might get my willy out
i think it's partially the skin tone that makes indians less attractive
it's kind of a post-takeaway oily diarrhea brown compared to, say, africans who are more of a pleasant chocolate brown
got my pen attached to my lanyard. Wear my lanyard at work because I have a job you see and I need the pen for doing work.
Scots.
ok
yep that, plus the darkened colouring around the eyes, thin lips, pudgy jawline, none of it says "hot" to me
my bussy got dieoreah :(
want me to LICK it better
MULL OF KINTYRE
OH MIST BLOWING IN FROM THE SEA
Why is this an exclusive lmao
Boomer news is bizarre
people who use facial or fingerprint recognition. mental aren't they?
had diorea last week
i.postimg.cc
The English is at the gates!
did aussie colon tonguing fix it?
um das racist
there're beaches in greece and portugal, those cunts aren't too far from britain and poland
diorh 'er? I hardly know 'er
gay homosexuals be like yum bussy juice ;P
I have a good feeling.
doing science experiments in my incel dungeon with flasks and vials of mysterious multicoloured fluids
this was me in the club on saturday
Merry Christmas. Scotland forever!!!
the deegmeister strikes again
alri mousenonce surprised they let you in australia
too lazy to empty your piss bottles is it
Fr?
I hope you're using a fume hood and safety glasses!
The beaches in Greece are further away than the beaches in Poland.
Do some more kick.
rorke saying oopsie poopsie when he's been caught doing something silly
rorke getting called 'rorkeypop small cock' by leftypol and crying
Cheers, mate.
i just roke up
Watching a docu-series about legal prostitution in Leeds and I can't tell if £150 for 30 minutes of a woman stamping on your cock until you cum is a good deal or a bad deal
bro thinks he's scooby doo
Danheim. XD Ha Ha Ha Ha?
30
'
Beef.
Prime Minister Keir Starmer tells the BBC the UK must prepare for conflict, in order to deter conflict - and that the threat from Russia cannot be ignored
thanks ahead of time for your service lil zoom zooms
Wessex. Hah?
millennials are going too
FOR SALE
one condom
never worn
Spanio
mate if someone is ever stupid enough to put a gun in my hands i'll only be firing one shot
true mate when war breaks out they'll be scrambling for the 30 to 45 year olds first
I just got over a bird and feeling fucking amazing, haven't slept at all.
soylennial in the trenches of Donetsk taking one last look at his darth vader funko pop before going over the top
leftypol whipping up a new evil gadget to help woke win the war but anti-hero rorke steps in and puts a stop to it thus saving the day
fancy a bum?
mfw exempt from the draft because I'm a key worker
I did, mate.
well thats yer UK election projection for Britain, June 2025
key workers are needed as support on the front
bon voyage!
trench diggers don't need guns
Fucking hell.
an army of leftypol runts, trannies, and fifth element foreigners and their mong offspring who will jump ship the second things get real. oooh scary
mwahahahha! it's over rorke, with this device I can turn any white person black, the reign of the fascist mayomonkeys ends here
>but leftypol, isn't that... BLACKFACE?
noooooo my schemes, foiled once more! curse you roooooooooorke!
The finger incident. Stop editing me.
morning dee lads and i said MORNING DEE LADS x
Still makes you wonder how Russia actually thought this war would go that we're still here talking about it years later, did they really think they'd be in Kyiv within a week returning home as conquering heroes?
scream
Scotland, last surviving bastion of the tory party
Ok, that's everything, man.
will just get more and more light blue too
plaid cymru? i thought it was scottish
roaring
What?
watching a film from 1945 and americans used the term 'skin flint'. proper weird
yeah keep on laughing until you end up living in a world run by the scottish conservative Maggie MacSnatcher
The finger too.
a film from 1945
watching that with your gf are you?
rorkes woolies haul
I got the clan.
the only girl i ever lovveeed
was born with roses in her eyes
until they buried her alive one evening 1945
i post on an anonymous anime website i dont have a gf and never have
If you had once chance.
They have another 4 years to 'deal with' Farage. Don't count your chickens.
so England is Rorke and Scotland is Leftypol but who are Wales and N.Ireland?
/brit/ counts as its own website and its not an anime one
No, rather Celtic.
bet rorke doesn't even have the full coles mini items collection
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seems like the website is dedicated to more than just anime
Did it happen to my grandfather?
i like that they force Anon Babble in there to distract from the fact that 40% of the site's traffic is just gay porn webms
Cough.
Does the LibDem party offer anything whatsoever? At least the other ones will blow some smoke up your ass and make promises
yea keep telling yourself that
i was off last week and I thought my coworkers would struggle but apparently they were fine and I am not really needed
Thanks. Hah. Hah. Hah. Hah.
tea
Does the LibDem party offer anything whatsoever?
Ed Davey
i will because it's true mate
your smug anime pedo images don't change anything
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces and trannies (same thing).
TA hates me.
going to make a cup of tea, me. it's nice, you see.
your delusions don't change the fact that this is an Anon Babble general, not a separate website
want it to be? make it
Drink milk, become mighty
Let's see.
looking forward to the english voting in a political party that makes things worse for themselves and the rest of us before they spend the next few years complaining about the party they vote for
they're a big fan of doing this the english
brown girls mentioned
Moan.
they exist to be a respectable leftwing vote for middle class people in the south that physically can't vote labour
Racism is solved.
One of thethe thingth ith not like the otherth, one of thethe thingth jutht doesthn't belong
wasn't even being serious in that regard kek
vehemently defending anime shite does still make you look like a kiddy fiddler
imgagine if there was an operating system that just booted straight into gay porn videos
Nude Scottish Amateur.
there is. linux
yeah haha
Go home.
just because i like to play my nintendo switch at the park doesn't mean i'm there to gawk at the children
business idea: get a slightly manish but otherwise biological decent looking woman to start an onlyfans where she wears a fake bulge to trick everyone into paying for fake trannie porn
giggling x
Leftypol naming his musical alter ego after french child porn
Mouse.
fair point. what are the odds of two of us being there at the same time anyway
rorke just taking it chill through life
Ovni.
why? wanna play some mario kart?
what is the purpose of these
down heavy on my (you) quota last week. Need to up my game
stage 1 of my breakfast is complete
Not gonna like it.
it's been done several times
Same as them dangly bag dolls the staceys are into right now
Collectable and cute
prefer not to say
?
wouldn't be surprised if some enterprising girls are already doing this, not much of a jump from the ones that wear fake rubber chests
not likely I'm quite a clever bloke you see always ahead of the rest of the pack
The beard.
I’d love to fuck her shit.
aka your mum
That I am strong?
Reverse Onlyfans where you have to pay to not see someone's content
alright smelling her farts is one thing but you're taking it too far there
youtube.com
rorke twerkin' that shit
New woman started at work. I'd estimate her weight at around 25 stone.
Sparse. No.
Haha sent that bastard sailing through the stargate
Getting kicked to Turkey.
And what’s that in a measurement that isn’t absurd and stupid?
That means she has been eating like 3000-4000 calories every day for YEARS, how do people do this to themselves, do they not feel disgusting constantly?!
600 bigmacs
Redundancy consultation at work kicks off tomorrow lads
Kinda like the idea of being paid £15k to fuck off as I've been here a few years now and I'm sick of it and the management, but at the same time kind of need some form of employment and it's grim out there apparently
The fact that the jannies immediately ban you if you post dox information about them shows that they do browse /brit/ but are actively choosing to ignore the egyptian bot
Yes.
mad how woke sacked him from elder scrolls 6 over rape allegations with no evidence
158 kg
been at my job for 6 years and very qualified with plenty of experience and I'd still have no clue how to go about getting another job if I was sacked or made redundant
White. Not too much. Tel Aviv.
Got a Blue Light card now me. The rich get richer
She could be drinking a lot of her calories, too.
not grim if you aren't a minimum wage runt
absurd and stupid
oh like fahrenheit?
Basically this is true: Also the Lib Dems are more pro-EU than Labour are at the moment. I think the Lib Dems' current policy is that they ultimately want to rejoin the EU.
Ireland.
In the 2025/26 academic year, the maximum annual cost of tuition for an undergraduate degree in England is £9,535
For Scottish students, attending university in Scotland is significantly cheaper, with tuition fees capped at £1,820 per year
fucking hell lads no wonder so many of you lot wander up here
they're shite, one of the only half decent deals was 15% off kfc and they don't even do it any more
I worked freelance for a year after being made redundant elsewhere so at the very least I know I can work for myself to tide myself over.
Where I work now has been incredible as an opportunity and I've learnt so much, it's an amazing place to have on your CV too, but fuck ME I couldn't build a career here it is fucking GRIM.
Kino?
Wassup, can a loc come up in yo crib?
Fahrenheit is one of the most logical measurements. Literally on a scale of 1-100 how hot or cold is it.
Palantir?
when i was at uni i thought i heard scottish university was free for scottish people
The fucking ship
it is yeah but only for your first degree
Where hot is just a bit warmer than a very sick human temperature and cold is some medieval ahh frozen salt water
Always been impressive. I am very hungry.
To the united states.
got an eye test later today
all paid for by the english taxpayer of course
Y'all lowkey sleepin on ai generated undertale porn
do like Oasis but it is true that their lyrics are just complete shit and half the time just random sentences
dad recently thought the speedometer was broken in his car and it took us both ages to figure out he'd put it on km/h
Balcony bro.
they were looking for some action, but all they found were cigarettes and alcohol.
You know what else is free in Scotland? NHS prescriptions unlike you fucking mugs down south paying for them lmao
no need for that foren muck
2 clowns.
Call me if you want.
Seems like we're also free up in Scotland. Rent free 24/7
oooooooh
Get bigger.
screaming
What a fucking Anatolya.
Sent that jock bastard flying
raped that freak to smithereens
English dads paying £9,000 a year to send their daughters to Scottish universities to be shagged by Scottish bulls attending the same degree course for free (paid for entirely by English taxpayers)
Rockstar is the most overrated game developer in history.
Trainspotting taught me that Scotland is hell on earth
right I was just teasing about paying for prescriptions there was no need to embarrass me in front of everyone like that
Snickers.
pounded that scrote
neoliberal bull logging in
its genuinely mad how scots got away with the entire world thinking they're a nation of bravehearts and sean connerys and such when they're actually just whiny redditors
they got a beautiful anthem though
bushwick based enablers are active
what do you mean we're the good guys of history its those pesky evil english that did all the bad british empire stuff we were just minding our own business the whole time
their outside and they want to rape me
Groundskeeper Willie remains the most accurate reflection of Scots in mass culture imo. Yes, he's a tough guy and proud of it, but fundamentally he's a beta alcoholic loser.
fixed my car myself yesterday. what a handy guy i am x
*rapes you inside*
Alternative universe where sc*ts didn't discover economics
how is Willie a beta when he's absolutely shagging
Lunchlady Doris up the arse using grease as lube
Same
Stuck a litre of oil in it and the oil light went off
Proper mechanic me
can hear the little rape gnomes giggling outside my bedroom window again
Hope the wheels all fall off and it spontaneously combusts while you're on the highway
Flickers from The Fen is the Dungeon Synth band inspired by Runescape nostalgia
fixed my car myself yesterday. what a handy guy i am x
Done 3 shites today as it were
chill out lads, i only took my rear light off and put it back on again
the rape gnomes scare me and I'm tired of pretending I'm not utterly terrified of them
good lad. no need to take the old oil out either, that's just a con trick to get you to spend money on a mechanic
man how i did 2 and a half months without going on Anon Babble. what was i doing the whole time
afraid of your chuddy pale skin getting darke
Rorke hastily deleting his browser history every time he gets a knock on the door
fucking hell lads Bambi isn't looking too good these days
Final boss of slags
0%. That's you, buddy.
Hello darkness, my old friend...
instagram.com
Sheikh.
living your best life
did you try and quit permanently?
timmy melty x
stomachbergowitz on the fritz
i dont think rain on your wedding day is ironic
The Gay principle.
Wish I had enough money to live in a nice part of Edinburgh ffs, literally peak human existence.
Ching Chong.
no i was going to do 3 months but fell a bit short
My student loan payments are £9 a month after years of them telling me to pay.
They're not getting that money back I'll be long gone and not even half of it paid.
Why not live in Sunny Glasgow?
Mate didn't you get the memo
Mister G is mega cancelled
He wants to live in England.
Metrics.
howzat
Farters.
had a horrible dream where i had parasites in my shoulder and elbow
big ol grubs that slid out then loads more then their eggs and some spaghetti looking stuff then all sorts of creatures came out
But Edinburgh is in Scotchland.
gave me chills when s mouse was real to themself at the end and went viral
That's terrifying, sorry to hear that.
You're safe now in the real world
Stay there.
What does it mean
*Chucks a bucket of live starved lampreys on top of you*
in the dream it was related to x.com and you had to buy premium then the parasites fell out
also pissed in a cup in the dream
Don’t want to live amongst sectarian alkies and junkies who hate the English
Dillwindioed.?
The edge.
was it the porn do you think
Holy Cow.
inches is a better unit for small objects too
you would know
Or perfect.
Says something that an inch is precisely 25.4 millimetres
All women. No men.
your dads friendship group
I think you're afraid of getting someone pregnant. Biology makes you squirm and you don't know how to handle raising a child. You a child as a strange parasite.
This is my totally random speculation. The subconscious mind doesn't really know how to communicate. It shows you things pictorally that don't really make "sense" but leave you with an impression that you integrate into your behavior.
I don't know why you'd just have a dream about something that fucked up.
lad upstairs going mental with the banging this morning. cunt must walk around in metal shoes
Nah, I am good.
new
I am horny.
New
Not British.
I am of most Eastern European ancestry and Least of Germanic European ancestry.