/med/ + frens

no she wasn't
victim?

filename

Kek.
So it seems.
Agree to disagree.

dafuq?

Quite something, yeah?

never heard about either lol

She's adorable . Very cute

meloni looks like the white version of kamala

these are not compatible

I’ll let you know there were several unlinked previous threads while you were gone.

iktf
only slept some 5 hours tonight, so I'll take it extra slow at work today

gm

agreed, very impressive operation
also don't forget Ukraine is fighting an uphill battle, Israel is fighting enemies with worse capabilities
imo what Ukraine keeps pulling off is more impressive

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Spider's_Web
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2024_Lebanon_electronic_device_attacks

Troia incompetente da impiccare dinanzi a Palazzo Chigi edition

I used google translate and still don't understand what you meant by this.

I think he's saying she's incompetent and she should be hung in front of the Chigi Palace in Rome (the residence of the prime minister)

I dunno what "Troia" means though

Troia

Looked up on Gtranslate apparently it means "bitch" or "slut". Sounds like "truie" in French (female pig), we would call her a female pig in this context with the same meaning, although "a sow" in Italian is "seminare".
Could be a case of romance loanwords.

Yeah troia is sow (female pig)
But sow is also seeding plants in english = semina.
It's english thats retarded

Her ancestor is from that place
Pure Aeneasoid pheotype

Incapable bitch that should be hanged before Palazzo Chigi (the seat of the executive in Rome)

I see

Today I learnt that Trojan women were attractive

Hello medlings.
I installed a step counting app and a map uncovering app (like in video game maps where the fog clears as you explore the map).
That way I can woolk and explore every nook and cranny of the city.

map uncovering app

Interasting

Good morning /med/

Poland won in my country <3

You made me take a look at reddit.

I've read she used to show up in folk concerts of fascist lotr fans, which makes her even more adorable

clearly imply to bf said thing would be very nice and help a lot if he took the time to do it for me

does not even register what I said and takes a 30min shower instead

the lack of rizz on a nigga

Stop implying and give him orders
what lil croat gon do

a map uncovering app (like in video game maps where the fog clears as you explore the map).

That's cool, what's the app called?

Personally I am disappointed with the result, but it's a close result

italians are so lucky they get to see meloni everytime they watch tv.
here we see a wrinkled watermellon seller shouting and yelling.

It's called MapUncover if you're interested
There's another called Fog of the World that looks better but costs 25€ kek

stayed on the sun all day yesterday and my face is still red and warm

You are so female brained is unreal.
Then they say trans people aren't real desu.

but that's le rude
tranny coded post

Personally, I am most disappointed with the media; their bias and active support for the other candidate (the one you probably preferred and who could do a lot of damage to our interests)

Peculiar I might say

I accidently not quoted your post in Anyway, you have to admit that's a female thing to do.

He's calling her a slut, that's very woman hating.

Not that it's a bad thing to sell water melons.

Are there any smoke sellers in Greece?

gm

lol
did you tell her
also now that the dust has settled did you get any yellow pussy
yeah that's why I thought it'd be funny to share my petty frustration here
also who would have thought an underweight man who gets fucked in his ass acts like a bit of a sissy sometimes

Gym sesh was as shite as it gets. Even was struggling to bench the warm up weight for 6 reps on the third set. TTD (total tendonits death)
Started talking with a guy and he started shilling me how much he loves Thailand and how he usually spends a month or two there with his family. Told me I should go to Phuket.

Have you sexed any thai girls (female)? Have you donated sperm in Thailand?

gm sister.

stunt that the Ukrainians pulled

QRD?

Any fishing planned for today.

Despite women owing me sex, I did not, in fact, have sex, with yellow or white women. Sad! Most yellow women on the apps were prostitutes doe, some being troons in addition to this.
I failed Catnigga and Andalu-sama, I'm sorry.

And I did not match with the Tran Nhi, don't even know if I liked.
Before the trip i was aware of semen donation in Vietnam, might have done it if i worked there for like a year, but that would just be annoying during a trip, would have be happy to allow yellow women to have cute hapa babies thougbeit.

I do not get hype for thailand
if you move just a bit east you enter the australasian ecozone and you get much better 'mals

today is no fishe day because overfishing

Missed my quote :

Look at that pouch full of gold, she must have sold the salmons she caught yesterday.

saw many fishoids

Apparently Russian truckers unknowingly delivered Ukranian drones near Russian air bases.

Looks cool

I see. I've only seen British coverage of the election of course. The Guardian (British newspaper) has had some articles about it.

grrr meat is getting so pricyyy

I always wanted to try veganism anyway.

I saw a short video where in 40 seconds like 6-7 planes were destroyed on the soil of an air base, but I had no idea how it could have happened, so thanks for the info as now I know.

Literally me btw.

Most yellow women on the apps were prostitutes doe

Damn, that's fucked.

Muito sufrido

at the 'quarium or while taking a swim
did you see any monkes
cheese and eggs is the only protein I can afford lately

Despite women owing me sex, I did not, in fact, have sex, with yellow or white women.

So what, exactly, were you doing for three months? Just laying on the beach, slurping noodles from a ceramic bowl?

cheese and eggs is the only protein I can afford lately

I could say something really funny rn that also could be a bit mean so I'll just not.

No problem, but you're better off looking it up.

Algerians are vegan but not by choice. Thankfully we have the most delicious "vegan" meals. Mhadjeb <3

benis meat?
big sausage?
local sausages are in fact affordable it is true

i ate fried eggplants with eggs, spicy tomato sauce and cheese with a roasted pepper on the side the other day. thats usually what the average dz lunch looks like. Meat is for dinner and even then its gotta be like a burger or something because its small quantity

I was going to say that you can just absorb the bf's coom orally or anally for extra brotein.

Fish has become rather expensive here, which is ironic.

Mhadjeb

Seems tasty, I wonder if people have blood sugar problems though because of the gluten.

Ate a lamb sausage today alongside buckwheat.

It comes from UKraine o algo, it is what it is

cheese and eggs is the only protein I can afford lately

Thoughts on getting a job?

Yes lots of people have sugar problems because we fill out diets with bread because no money to afford more food.

I was reading something similar about China if I remember correctly.
Because of all the rice they eat multiple times per day.
Ironically, the mediterranean diet of Greece didn't have lots of meat and people were healthy.

Fresh seafood is generally the most expensive type of meat you can buy in the UK. Does it make sense? No. But then again, the world rarely does.

Kek.

you could say that is... NUTS

snorkeling, even swam with sharks
many monkeys, normal ones and goofy ones

forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice.

Well rice is way better than bread still. Look at pic related the only reason theres 4 billion people in that circle is because of rice. Insane to think about

I'm not sure which is more expensive, fish or other meats.

I would like to make a joke about escaping the hordes of barbarians but we are the barbarians today.
Maybe when the ice melts, I can escape to some arctic mountain and live there.

many monkeys, normal ones and goofy ones

Like a year ago I was discussing this with my then flat mates and they told me they would eat a monkey before eating a dog, in case of necessity.
I think monkeys are basically human and I would eat a dog before a monkey.
What's your take on this, after seeing monkeys irl?

shakshouka is pretty good too
it hit me after I posted the reply desu
I actually start next week the summer season
managed to negotiate a proper salary for once
I just hope I won't have to work with schizos and drunks again
but even then meat is a scam
I'd rather not spend that amount of money on something I'm gonna be shitting out anyway

Just finished some sushi. Pretty damn good.
I'm 70% female brained and there's nothing wrong with it
Kek good shit
Doesn't work too well on my end though...

we got plenty of cold mountains here with lots of cave systems to hide in too. i think you guys got mount olympus where zeus lives so thats cool

Difficult question
I'd eat the pittie and the bad monkeys
and then the hecking pupperino and orang outan in very last resort

Trips confirm you finna svffer at the cage

I'd rather not spend that amount of money on something I'm gonna be shitting out anyway

Ironic when you are a cook.

You are a male, a herbivore male, but a male.

lots of cave systems to hide in

wink wink

forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice.

Look forward to seeing your descent into madness as you try to recreate it.
I wish my country had mountains.
Have you ever found anything cool while walking up them? Like frozen neolithic corpses or a strange animal that seems to be hunting you but always disappears out of sight as soon as you catch a glimpse of it?

I will literally work for the devil

yesterday's dream was a warning against the getting that job not that I was gonna shit myself

Ironic when you are a cook.

it's always like that
great chefs just eat instant noodles most the time

We have Olympus and Ida too which is in Crete but they have been compromised.
Can't divulge more right now for reasons.

miss the cheap food
there was this uk girl being assblasted to have to come back to UK eventually and having to pay 40 quids for a meal
luv eating a good meal for less than 2e fr fr

i cant ascend mountains i got asthma. i dont recall any cool findings like otzi might have to look into it later

herbivore male

"kind and gentle men who, without being bound by manliness, do not pursue romantic relationships voraciously and have no aptitude for being hurt or hurting others."
Yeah that kinda fits. It is what it is.

Pretty good breakdown, I'd go with that order too.
Getting back on the frontlines soon...
Ready to cook those 'lettes, soldier?

luv eating a good meal for less than 2e fr fr

Personally, I would not have come back with prices that low. I'd be wearing a moomoo by the end of a month and washing myself with a rag on a stick. Bet the lamb doner kebab wraps were even cheaper.

there was this uk girl being assblasted to have to come back to UK

Perfectly reasonable response to being told that you have to return to the UK.

Exercises done
chicken rice eaten
it's let's try to be productive time

Did not eat any but i took pictures of the prices for you

o algo has gotten into my everyday vocabulary

o algo

Ou*

What the fuck is a skill test? Applied for a job at a factory and this morning a girl called me to tell when it will be the interview, the girl said something about a skill test

I'm currently flabbergasted

good morning lads, back in the cagie
I wanna die
I wish it was me right now

Hang in there, Booma.
Here's a travel pic to motivate you

nice rock formation

i cant ascend mountains i got asthma.

That sucks. I guess that means you can't go too heavy on the shisha pipe either.
At least it doesn't prevent you from stumbling across ancient ruins in the vast, untamed forests.

oh God, why are you so cruel gman?

Well done dude, I'll try to do the same
I understand you my Boomah...
Shit week coming through for me too.
Btw look who's back!

It's not me...
Bruneboy is back!

Nice mounts over there.

getting that itch to play HoI4 again...
perhaps it's time for another Germany WC...

man I was in Rome, Italians are so stylish, probably the most stylish place I've been.

What a shitty loop that I am stuck in.

Wow she was so pretty and cute

Clausewitz

Thank you for inspiration. I just picked up my copy of "About War" (which was gathering dust on the shelf)

try to apply for a job

"create your account"

close website

Nice one.
Now you understand how shitty my situation was a few months ago.

it's actually the game engine but I'm glad it got you into the mood for reading
I should do the same, but I often feel too tired to concentrate on reading even during my free time :(

you do well not to trust those yellow pussy havers...

im now brainwashed thanks

Begone wench, go back to the darkness from whence you came!

will be enslaved by the charms of an Eastern witch and marry and have babies with her
proud sorcerer who'll resist their alluring brainwashing seductive charms and maintain his wizarding powers

Tomboy sex

watching wong kar wai movies as a kid did numbers on me

Hello Brune, it's nice to see you back, how have you been?
I'm still mourning the devastating humiliation I witnessed on Saturday

I really wanted to believe in Inter. Total Dimarco death I guess?
While in holidays I thought about you when seeing the results in the previous games.
My team kinda got cucked too, it's over, still a good season for them doe.
Almost considered a bet. Planned to live bet but betting for Qatar next to score felt wrong.

I saw a bit of the pre-game show of the CL final, I was wondering who was the roastie when I started hearing known melodies and then hearing the name from the commentator.

It sucks because he's my favourite player and he truly performed like shit, although the whole team was terrible overall

My team kinda got cucked too, it's over, still a good season for them doe.

Are they going to the Champions again?

I hate those American-style shows, for me the Champions anthem is absolutely enough as an introduction

not with that Paris, but who knows
I feel annoyed because they could easily have went one round further in CL, french cup and be one rank higher in the ligue ranking to get the CL spot
oh well
they gave the fans some good performances, beating vardrid and such
to think that PSG was almost eliminated early kek
and i discovered this "doue" player, mf was in some random ass team one year ago and now he scores twice in cl? crazy, i wonder how that works, is it just talent, hard work, both
something clicked for him i guess

Based, i awaited it, it was not full version doe?
same with fifa, the anthem is good so why cut it for gay shit

I'm still mourning the devastating humiliation I witnessed on Saturday

Anche tu interista? Io non seguo il calcio ma ho un amico molto tifoso, è davvero una brava persona e lo hanno massacrato, mi ha girato i vocali in cui lo canzonavano pesantemente, uccidevano un uomo morto
Sono con voi e non mi spiego perché tutti gli altri odino così tanto l'inter, pensavo fossero i gobbi o i napoletani la categoria più odiata, qui addirittura c'erano dei polenta che tifavano napoli, ma dio cane

oh shit, you're right
did he got bored of pounding bussy in Thailand?

ippallone

Ma vai a cagare tu e gli altri mongoloidi

female coworker says she hates bald guys out of nowhere

It would fuck with anyone's brain desu

i gobbi o i napoletani

Eh sì, purtroppo in famiglia siamo interisti sfegatati

Sono con voi e non mi spiego perché tutti gli altri odino così tanto l'inter

È sempre così e non mi lamento delle prese per il culo che ho preso da ogni angolo, fanno parte del gioco, ho fatto lo stesso anch'io (in maniera un po' più gentile) con gli juventini quando hanno perso le due finali il decennio scorso.
Diciamo che il gufare e lo sfottò in sostanza ci stanno, però c'è modo e modo ecco

Women don't care bro, it's all about confidence bro

Per carità, capisco tutto ma non bisogna perdere di vista le cose più grandi
Sostenere N*poli in qualsiasi sua forma è reato (piedini esentato)

Ma chi cazzo ti ha invitato? Torna nella tua grotta
Hahahah basato

Ma chi cazzo ti ha invitato? Torna nella tua grotta

Sei tu che devi andartene normolo

Cazzo.

Ahah yeah, for sure. :)

hey anon, there is a workshop against bullying, care to join us? :^)

Hate them simple as

Hate whom, precisely?

Women.
During my trip, the local women were vapid af, even more than tourists somehow?
The tourists were mostly stacies, it was impressive to see, no wonder aseans dudes worship whitoids

Preach, brother

Autism renders me immune to hypnotism.

the local women were vapid af

Exactly. That's why I think the SEApill and passport bro cope is dumb.
Finding some dumb pinoy girl who only wants you for your money is grim.
I'd rather have a french girl who likes me for me.

Hypnosis is just the carrot. If she can't get you that way, she'll use the stick.

I say vapid, idk if it's the best word, they're often materialists sure but here i mean, taking a lot of pictures of themselves, everywhere, constantly

Playing Black Goat Of The Woods to unsuspecting ghost hunters in Buskett in the middle of the night.

Are brits med I think we have med types and admix

Her kid is Hapa btw

this my last week where I can draw unbothered by w*rk and I can only draw COAL

draw Homer

Etna saw a nice valley and couldn't resist.

Yeah that was my take too. I remember my turkish buddy's gf taking so many pics of herself everywhere. You get this behavior among low class and low IQ french women too.

The original Britons were settlers from the Iberian peninsula, whose swarthy and exotic phenotype has been preserved primarily in the western and northern portions of the British Isles, but whose DNA exists in concentration in the majority of the population.

I consider us to be a sort of "lost tribe" of the original Mediterranean people; a wayward brother to the Spaniards, a slightly weird cousin to the Italians (the one your parents forced you to play with as a child during family functions, who kept trying to steal your Pokemon cards and had temper tantrums whenever you started paying attention to someone else), an odd but unspecific distant relation to the Romanians, and so on and so forth. It's the reason why there's so much natural kinship between us and southern Europeans, in comparison to us and the weirder folk to our north and east.

boom boom boom

get fertilized

Sticks and stones against my body
hardened as it is and gaudy
Gem encrusted, lustrous bulwark
Flow like magma in the caves
Go and lash it like the waves
Pain inflicted on the ocean
by mindless soldiers of a king

Magma'd.

No, i will keep rambling against women, fatties and elders

homer if he real

Nice one!

Thanks, here is a rare 'geon in exchange

very nice

hungarian filename

MAGYAR'D

I learned that magyar is pronounced something like mayor

I'm ROCKED by that revelation as that's new for me.
You pronounce it like this: forvo.com/search/magyar/

That's what I meant yeah

Cool! I'll show those 'geon pics to my 'geonette. Maybe she'll like it
You got me pal. There are 2 reaction pics that you use regularly and probably got from me THOUGH. I'm still the top in the relationship.

Care to explain to the rest of us why the "gy" in "magyar" pronounced differently than in "vagyok"?

I'm still the top in the relationship.

Sure thing mr. cat businessman.jpg

why the "gy" in "magyar" pronounced differently than in "vagyok"?

It's not though. "gy" is always pronounced as "gy". Every letter is pronounced as written, though I understand that's a bit too much for westoids who write like "queue" and pronounce it as "q". Only old family names are written differently than pronounced and the names of some cities and countries. As for surnames, maybe they end in "y" instead of "i", start with "Cz" instead of "C" or just have a "h" in them that is left unpronounced but I guess that's it.

It's not though. "gy" is always pronounced as "gy".

Why do you think you can lie to me and get away with it? I can hear the difference. There's even two different IPA symbols for it if you look up both words on wiktionary. I'm literally sniffing my screen right now.

Both are marked with a ɟ on wiktionary.
Idk what you mean catnigga.

Upon further investigation, I have discovered that I was listening to the French audio file for "magyar" and the Hungarian audio file for "vagyok".
I would like to retract my previous accusation and offer a full apology to the Jewish people. I was inattentive and fell for the Demiurge's pranks.

just came back from a long mining session in deep rock galactic.

Intrusive thoughts iyc?

what you got

drove a bit my (not actually mine) automobile on those roads with no separator and speed is 80
pondering a lot fr

Every single day.
Also, now I'm going to refer back to your previous post now.

There are 2 reaction pics that you use regularly and probably got from me THOUGH.

Your current post proves you also have at least 2 pics that you got from me thoughbeit. The tides are turning, gspotman. Tbf I stole at least 3 pics from Momo (one edit that I found in another thread BEFORE I started posting on /med/, shocking I know).

I would like to retract my previous accusation

the Jewish people.

Never do that. You need a scapegoat, you can't just blame yourself. It's bad for your mental health.

No, I drown them out with intense, elaborate daydreams.

pondering a lot fr

I get you.
Personally, I don't think too much le bad thoughts while driving. A small blessing, driving is still one of my pleasures.
youtu.be/v8FkLP8En6k?si=82As8r-q8R7F4IuP

Every single day

Sorry to hear friend. I guess we all got it.

lots of shiny stuff and a nice bonus

taking my noon nap

have a dream that goes from great to soul-crushing

Why does the brain do this to us?

dream starts with me on my PC

I'm at a house different from mine, but familiar

feel that I have to do something

a girl knocks at my door and comes in; apparently we have to work on a project together

she's not someone I know IRL but a sort of idealisation and as the dream goes on I feel more and more attracted and attached to her

initially I don't pay much attention to her (in the dream I felt as if we knew each other very well, but weren't bf/gf) and as she's climbing the stairs she somehow gets wet, then appears naked and mad at me while I'm still on my laptop and being snide towards her

she gets dressed in this great set of black stockings, shirt, cardigan, plaid skirt etc and basically looks like the ideal French waifu

she's got that 50s/60s hair that's shoulder-length and has curls at the ends

basically I give her a tour of the house which is huge and every new room is in an entirely different style

from big, restraurant-esque modern kitchens to Architecture Digest living rooms and so on

the more the dream goes on the closer we get, and with every room the time of day and the seasons change

I know I have seen this dream before but last time I was alone touring the house

her hair goes from pitch black to a warm red as the dream progresses

we reach a sort of ballroom in a Baroque style and almost kiss and dance

eventually we come to a sort of "detour" and a collectible shop where I lose her

I go out on the street, and it's sunny, where a huge parade is taking place

I find her and she's now fat and pudgy, with shaved dyed blonde hair, nose rings and a tank top

she says too much time has passed and leaves me

I go back inside to another room where a photoshoot for a Matrix-esque game is taking place

I go up on the roof and sit there amongst the big signs

And then I woke up, so sad that I stared at the wall for half an hour.

Noon naps are bad. I try to avoid them even if I slept for four hours the previous night.

I can't function without a noun nap. 14:00-17:00 is basically a dead zone for me.

Used to sleep like this but felt I lost so much time, especially after work or some other obligation.
The more I close my eyes the more life passes without me being there to experience it.

she reminds me of the spanish fascist girl

Love that edit.

intense, elaborate daydreams.

I'd be interested to know what they are.
Being isekai'd in your favorite fictional worlds? (Like being a new companion to Shepard on the Normandy and how I would react to every event)
Redoing your life from birth except this time you're handsome and making the right choices?
Imagine travelling through time and living alternate lives there?
Imagine being born in prehistory but I'm immortal and living through the entire human timeline?
Those were my main ones. I had many others but it was too dangerous and self destructive so I stopped at 25 and decided to rawdog emotional pain.

Yeah, I get that. But I don't have that same drive. I'm content sleeping my life away, doing the bare minimum, and just scraping by.

But think of all the fun you could be having, like posting memes in med.

Nah, that's for the fiery youths of this world. Me, I spent my chances. I am at the beginning of the end and I am fine with dreaming my life away. If I was stronger, I would have been more like (you). But I am not.

This thread seems to be the gathering place of old men (and some women I guess?).

Good day med am back from the cagie, super tired again, I think I have chronic fatigue syndrome

chronic fatigue syndrome

No such thing, it means that you aren't eating enough protein.

Wasted another year...

Happy birthday anon.

It's a R.E.M. song dumbass

Rude.

Happy birthday anon.

Sometimes i cringe randomly at things i did or said years ago but most intrusive thoughts are of sexual nature (mostly making up situations where i have consensual mating press sexual intercourse with female (unpenised) specimens of my own species (homo sapiens sapiens) that fall into my own subjective definition of "fuckable", which is very wide, therefore it can happen quite a lot in my daily routine; those situations, due to a neural link between the more developed parts of my brain that are in charge of making up those scenarios and the more primitive parts of my brain, finalized at more animalistic tasks, often results in the start of a "boner" (basically an enlargement of the male genitalia, a perfectly normal phenomenon developed in billions of years of evolution) which would be - most of times - socially inacceptable, therefore i have to suppress said thoughts in their early stages to avoid being detected as what would be labeled as a "pervert", according to society, but as a perfectly healthy male in nature)
If you catch my drift!

I do eat enough protein though

REM did a song about your birthday? Pretty cool, enjoy your big day!

All of the above, and more embarrassing ones besides. For every hour of media I consume, I probably daydream for 10 hours about my made up self-insert fantasy character (who's me, but better in all ways) and my sudden and inexplicable importance to the people and events around me.
This is what happens when you have no agency in life, you end up retreating inwards and constructing self-aggrandising narratives and puerile power fantasies for yourself. It is weird that there's large overlap in the things that we daydream about though, considering that you're professionally successful and a soon-to-be recipicient of the Med Boy Summer '25 first place prize (the prize is sex btw).

I wonder if catnigga would still like Portuguese women if he ever interacted with one in real life rather than daydream about his idealised version of them...

Nobody will blame a horse for having an erection but the moment a human does it...

youtu.be/uug1o_EuUgM?t=964
What would you do in your country if you were with your gf and this happened to you?

Not in Brasil or so a huehue anon said

Speaking of protein I tasted the Hi-Pro mousse au chocolat, it was very good

What is she instructing?

Damn I'm salivating.
Finna eat some yogurt with honey.

If you catch my drift!

Hmmm... I think I get it! Those are some pretty healthy intrusive thoughts I feel like.
Normal guy stuff.
Last time I got a boner in a situation like that was when the office cutie had climbed hard and couldn't remove the rope knot tied to her harness with her tired hands so I did it for her.
It was just the type of thing I could imagine a guy would do for his gf. The proximity, trust of such a simple gesture and I pop a boner.
I'm an emotionally starved retard.

I also think about cringe stuff and then immediately picture myself blowing my head off with a shotgun to exorcise the thought.

I tasted one of those high protein yoghurts once and it was absolutely disgusting. I can't remember the circumstances exactly, but I'm pretty sure someone here told me that I should try it and that's why I bought it in the first place.
I don't know who it was, but I don't forgive you.

jumping as she's a Paratrooper :|

This one ?
Texture is pretty close to a normal one and it's way less sweet which I like. And it's supposed to be more protein than tasty

I was sitting in a room with a woman, was supposed to fix something for her.
It was very hot and we were both sweating (she didn't have ac on and it felt wrong to ask her since it wasn't my house)
Without noticing an erection was in progress because she kept touching me when explaining something and sitting near me allowing me to see through her shirt
I hoped she didn't notice.
(this did not happen of course, it is a story of my imagination)

going mentally insane

start lat raising the chair with strict form

I'm beyond the point of salvation.

immediately picture myself blowing my head off with a shotgun to exorcise the thought.

A bit drastic but if it works

Any strained yogurt will do.
We just had good marketing and convinced lots of people that it's called Greek yogurt.

There are bad ones that are filled with weird stuff and they hurt my stomach
Greek yogurt is fine and has no added americhemicals, the texture is thick tho so it's better used for shakes/smoothies imo, i water it down a bit and add banana or mango or whatever, good shit

not clicking on that

when are you buying those also idk this charlie angel thing you talked about but sexo anyway i guess

thoughts on people that like me ?

I like Greek yogurt it's tasty and creamy

not clicking on that

Why?

Also we got a young intern at work, he's even more autistic and introverted than me

Based

seems boring and gay

You should portugalmaxx and hungarymaxx by eating some skyr yoghurt.
It's disgusting but healthy af no cap.

You just need to watch for like 10 seconds.

It's way less sweet which I like

You confound me, Momo.
I don't like Greek yoghurt at all, it's too sour for me. Protein yoghurt is like a more intense version of Greek yoghurt, so it's doubly disgusting to me.
Also, this woman has several tattoos and a large communist flag in the background. My speculation is that the sex would extremely dirty and unconventional.

I was right

The Forbidden card.

I also think about cringe stuff and then immediately picture myself blowing my head off with a shotgun to exorcise the thought.

jesus christ i literally do the same thing

Ok, but what would you do in that situation then?

PiediOLD!

I don't like desserts that are too sweet so it's nice change to have a less sweetened mousse

I wouldn't talk to some random dude with a camera.
If he talked to me anyway, I would just ignore him? Hopefully the gf too or she get dumped for being retarded (I would actually not dump her because I'm hopeless).

Stop watching slop, do it for your mental sanity

too sour for me

Don't you like cherry plums?

when are you buying those

I think they're only available via resellers on ebay, for several times their original price (even more if you want a woman to wear them for several days first).
You should get a matching pair of Lidl trainers and wear them to your next Tinder date (along with some cargo shorts and a t-shirt that says "Don't blame me - I voted for Kodos!"

Hahahhahhaha, what a funny webm :D

Maybe I will.

That's really relatable. I'd love to have some VR machine to dive into your daydreams, I'm sure they must be pretty cool.

constructing self-aggrandising narratives and puerile power fantasies for yourself

It is a very human and normal thing. At the core, all we want is purpose. Sometimes I thought it was pathetic but it's wrong. It's just what makes sense to do in those circumstances. It's a little harmless thing, some balm for the weary soul.

there's large overlap in the things that we daydream about though

I'm quite a late bloomer all things considering. I started to escape neetdom at 25 so until then all I had time for was escapism. In public transport, at night, whenever...
Also I guess it's quite common for sensitive and imaginative men like us.
Started when I was a kid and never stoped until 25, when I realized it stopped me from realizing this potential irl. I pictured the person I liked to be in my dreams and just decided to work towards that. I still daydream from time to time, but not to the same obsessive amount.

Med Boy Summer '25 first place prize (the prize is sex btw).

I'm trying. To get there, the suffering is immense. Sleepless nights, constant maladaptive assumptions and obsession.
I have issues but I will make it.

Walk by a walled private garden.

See something weird protruding from a small hole in the ground that goes under the wall.

Walk closer.

It is a snake.

It reverses back under the wall as soon as I get close, while I recoil to the opposite direction.

Keep walking my way while intrigued.

I kept thinking about the curious black snake chilling and observing the road from under the wall until I realised that the description of the situation is very similar to that of a 'Ħares id-dar' (House guardian), which was a spirit believed to guard a property and its inhabitants, and it often took the form of a black snake. I felt genuinely happy that I made this little connection between my experience and folklore.

skyr

disgusting

Your taste buds are just fried from all the sugar.

Happy birthday desu

Joyful feeling, isn't it?
I just love such situations! <3
Although, in other circumstances, such an encounter would have terrified me

The factory walk with the worldwide (ultra globohomo) directors of quality is Thursday and I’m already feeling the heat. In all the other teams the chief will be presenting, but not in my case, oh no, it will all be on my shoulders because the girl boss said so. Pushing this on a simple guy like me fuck.
It will literally be like the Tupac song All Eyes on Me.
I’ll be shitting, pissing and dropping spaghetti on everyone during the thing. These are the moments that break a person.
I need to contact GMan’s company and temporarily hire him to do some over the top presentation in my place.

I can already read your post about a new raise due to the positive impression made on the bosses.

man, I really hate when zoglords visit the cagie
not only it is a massive humiliation ritual, you can get seriously screwed out of the blue

These are literal niggas that can fire the director on a whim, so you can understand my stress.
Literal bastards that line their pockets with hundreds of thousands a year.

Is this a routine check or there's some problems and you have been left to deal with it? While bad, they must know who has the responsibility for all the shit, they can't blame it on you if they see you aren't a retard, which you aren't
Plot twist: the globohomos will be cougars and will actually demande a prolonged tête-à-tête to solve some serious (sexual) problems

Snakes in Malta are harmless, and they fear us as much as we fear them, however, when in the moment, you still get startled.

horned vipers in our deserts do not fear us as much as we fear them. Although i may be biased but they are the coolest snakes ever.

Well, it's not disgusting, but I just can't force myself to eat 250 grams of it in a single sitting as it just slowly starts to feel more and more disgusting.
Sorry portuchad. You won this match.

Didn't know there were snakes with horns out there, pretty cool.

But that's what I eat every breakfast, every day of the week (but not on weekends). 5kg of skyr every month.
Sometimes I put some honey in there though.

Decide to shave

Go walk the doggo

Overhear some kid talking to his father asking him if I was a girl

If he needs to ask, he had a doubt.

Giving off your homo aura yet again irmão?

All of Malta's fauna is smart enough to avoid the Maltese - a destructive being.

I know
they usually screw the employees, the company and walk away with loads of cash if things go south

This snake is the only black one here, so what I saw today must be this one, though the one I saw seemed smaller compared to photos. Could be the memory screwed with thag split second shock.

thag

that*

But that's what I eat every breakfast, every day of the week (but not on weekends)

I know, and that's just another trait of yours that makes you BASED.
I'm currently nomming some semolina pudding these days (20 g brotein/250 g) but as soon as I run out I'll switch back to skyr again.

asking him if I was a girl

Are you?

Just fail it on purpouse so your company loses its investors. You will singlehandedly make your bosses declare bankruptcy no cap.

they use the horns to ventilate heat

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Nice convergent evolution I guess.

when the office booba comes to ask gman for help

tfw you will never feel boobs in ur hands ever

when momo meets his new olf office hag

she's much friendlier than the other hag

This could happen in a few years

youtube.com/watch?v=36sOj5UuSik
See this, what do ?

You impressed the bosses and the bosses' bosses. Now you just need to impress the guys at the top.
I'll be here for you. We do a dual presentation and all shock & awe on their asses. At the end of the presentation, they will shoot hot cum their little willies.
How do you prove to the highest quality guys that your line of production work and is SAFE?
Simple: feed a life into it. Put a kid through the line of machines and show him getting out alive. A random kid from the streets will suffice.
We'll both be around to provide some commentary and well needed entertainment.
The machine poops out the kid alive. Bosses are relieved, everyone's happy. We go home and play TLOTR: Return of the King on PS2 on couchplay.

Keel over and DIE