I kneel to Italy

EU directive on roaming, we can use our phones anywhere and it will give you your native country

Live your myth in Italy!
Saar It's no longer the 1800s

from what i heard italy is a shithole where nothing works, if u get sick u better know a doctor or be able to bribe him to get treatment or else ur dead. heard its a brutal society but westoids think its "so lovely la bella vita" "omg becky its so authentic!" cause they gawk at ur poverty as a way to make themselves seem like "cool authentic people". in reality im sure the vast majority of itlians roll their eyes at that shit and would kill to have some functionality that netherlands has.

SAAAR ITALY IS JUST LIKE ENDIA, UNA FACCIA UNA RAZZA, KINDLY TAKE COGNIZANCE!

Ok bro come on though man. You gonna act like the average italian wouldn't kill to have the functionality of netherlands or sweden? as i said i have never been to italy but its gotta cause eyerolls in the average italian when some goof fuck tourist keeps yammering on about how great it is when nothing works properly.

got tired of baiting latin americans, chikaner?

ofc its not as bad as fucking india nowhere is as bad as india lol. But i heard from ppl who been there that its absolutely fucked in a different way. desu i respect the italian people cause i heard u gotta be strong as fuck to live there, heard theres no line ups, its just, whose strongest and has the most will gets served first at the hospital or office/w.e. if u dont fight, u will die in italy. I respect that. it must create extremely strong people to constantly have to push and shove. us westies dont have that, we are very orderly etc.lifres a battle out there. hats off desu, but me im honest enough to know that im way too pussy to ever survive in a place like that

Dude, Italy has lots of problems obviously, but everything you wrote is overblown bullshit, I never heard of anyone having to bribe doctors to get treatment, be more subtle with your baits Prajeet

this especially in the south

my unironic question for italians is how much worse is the south vs the north? is it just memes or do the southerners talk really loud, have lower IQ, and do crimes?

Yeah we don't queue at the post office or when we go to the doctor, we just start fist fights, the strongest one gets to see the doctor/clerk first, this is absolutely how it works, it's a brutal homo homini lupus world out there, don't ever come here Sanjeet, you are not going to cut it

Japanese Yakuza is almost same as Italian Mafia, wrong?

If you have money, everywhere in the world is amazing. Italy is beautiful, but the low parts are really, really low due to many reasons.

What do they eat

it's literally the other way around

iirc it’s great to “live” there but there’s no jobs and nothing works so everyone leaves

Not a meme
You got memed on
Proprio: believe half of what an italian that shits on his country says
We love to shit on Italy with foreigners, but things are not that bad compared ti the vast majority of places

rural shithole >:(
rural shithole italy :O la dolce vita sovl!!

my ex wife went to italy and her travel parnter needed to go to the hospital and she told me that to get served she had to push and shove to the front, that there was no queu. shes pretty reliable she liked it cause she was enchanted by the "realness" of it kek. idiot.
im not a jeet bro. just speaking the truth. why so mad? im giving u guys props saying italians are hard, tough people. im just honest and cringe at westerners thinkng that ur countrys lack of functionality is somehow "romantic" or "cool". OH LOOK AT ME IM A ROMANTIC ITALIANO APPRECIATOR !
perfect example i read some article a while ago some roastie writing about italy and how she was trying to get to a train station but to get there she needed a ticket but you could only buy tickets to get to the train station at the trainstation. and she wrote it like "ahh this crazy lovable country makes no sense, its a wild ride, bella italia!". like that is not some fucking "cool thing". its retarded and gay and to pretend that appreciating broken systems somehow imbues you with "soul" is beyond fucking cringe.

things are not that bad compared ti the vast majority of places

obviously its better than all of africa, all of south america/latin america, and almost all of asia (besides japan and south korea), and better than russia/ukraina/moldova/albania. but we're obviously speaking with reference to western tourists to your country bro.

had to push and shove to the front

Where the fuck did she go? Baghdad?

just speaking the truth. why so mad?

Because it's not the truth, it's an exaggeration
I get your point and I agree, but multiple shitalians ITT flat out told you that you are exaggerating the other way around
Again, I can agree with you, but don't shit on a country you never visited, that is a reddit thing
But if you are baiting, you got me :)

Where the fuck did she go?

this was in naples and ill concede that i understand that naples is known to be the shittiest city in the country and that shit probably doesnt happen in other italian cities but still.

Again, I can agree with you, but don't shit on a country you never visited, that is a reddit thing

lol so you agree then. Redditors love italy bro
im not baiting this is what i genuinely believe. I see it all the time when westies talk about italy praising its lack of function as "charming" or some other gay shit.

What you expect them to. Its just that the quality of everything is rather high.
On day 1 we went to he shittiest beach bar imaginable and ordered a pizza, which was better than some €15 artisan pizza in the NL. Might as well have been the best I've ever had.
Few days later went to a farm restaurant which had steaks and it blew the stupidly overpriced BBQ place in my city out of the water.

Even if you order a quick snack it seems like their standards are higher than ours

i never wanted to be a dishwasher or homeless there so i've never bothered to get my italian citizenship
i don't think it's that great

Should have done it anyways, EU citizenship is a big plus. Now it’s too late m8.

the situation would be the same for me all over europe (i'm a lawyer)
i would just use the passport to post on Anon Babble

I hope they have brisket and chuck steak

this was in naples

Ok I believe you then, I unironically take back everything I said

Ur mom's pussy LMAO

Imagine some big titty, long black haired Italian beauty in there making pasta. Heaven

Texas here. My brother! You have good taste.