Anon Babble HQ edition
/brit/
neoliberal bull logging in
last proper footy for months on tonight hope you'll be in the match thread lads x
I've the same sign on my apartment door
actually poetic
kek I read that same article the other day and thought it would make a good OP pic
scremabling
how does he get away with it
nonce
suicide is a sin because you rejects god's gift of life
Such a bullshit thing honestly God is a cruel peice of shit
bbc.com
doing a reed
he average age of PSG's starting line up this evening (25y 96d) is five years & 146 days younger than Internazionale's (30y 242d), the biggest ever age gap between two starting XIs in a UEFA Champions League final.
kek
Knife crime running riot in Donedon
The chief aka mayor of donedon releases a statement saying 'we need to make the weed more smokable, we need paranoid gangs to have easier access to the green'
isn't this how gay people have sex anyways
I remember I went to a birthday dinner with my ex and like always in these kinds of events the flamboyant gay guy was trying to get all the attention and he insisted all his sexual encounters were pristine and clean as fuck, never a speck of shit anywhere to be seen
and two other gay dudes that were not that flamboyant interveened and told him most gays just do it whenever they are horny, they might prepare if they are at home but if it's impromptu gay say with a stranger in the bathroom of a bar they just do it as it is, and having a shitty cock or fully shitting themselves afterwards was very common, they always carried wet wipes or something
a lot of the heterosexual people laughing and listening to the first guy's experiences slowly left the circle, lol, I stayed because I was morbidly fascinated by all of this, I've avoided bathroom sex in bars because I don't like the smell of slightly sweatty pussy, I can't imagine just fucking some dude with the intestines just full of shit.
never even thought about what third world biomass would sound like speaking broken swedish
bet it sounds ace
wah wah wah
grow up
cool
Are zoomers 30 years old yet
Scranning a roast beef butty
How should I break the news to my buddy that he's a nigger?
sucked your nans roast beef
How many times did I tell you to play football?
i turned 18 yesterday
oh it’s my favourite thing to observe when two wogs/pakis/foreigners (whom are from different countries) are forced to interact in their broken swedish
it’s always funny to me
so youre eating the arse and outy fanny of a whore
I am grown up I just want to die life is this cruel now it will get worse so might as well just have it end now
Do you like it?
That is expected.
I can't ruin myself, can I XD?
wonder if the toilfu shaves her fanny
shut the fuck up
what would your retarded tyrannical policies be as a retarded tyrannical king
ban loans and leases in all forms
i just wanna see what would happen
Swallowed my antidepressant wrong this morning and have felt like it's been lodged in my throat all fucking day it's doing my head in and affecting my mental health and physiological sense of being too.
They used this man's music to promote blood flow in the middle ages
Greek dinner.
I am the table.
lol
I only like telecasters I'm afraid
I am the walrus
You ever try self-medicating with hard drugs? If you can control it, it might allow you to enjoy life a bit here and there.
she will do if she's courting
chased a catberg out of the garden
Fair play, i put the canadian wool on. Bedding in the wash with a fuck ton of detergent so she cant smell that I piss my bed whilst drunk. Going to watch a movie on the evil incel laptop with videos of mass shootings and porn and gore on, do I delete those? What about the pepe folder?
haha
It is written in the bible.
explaining to the cat that she can't go through life without any regret or sadness
these emotions, these challenges, are all part of the rich tapestry of life
Roast dinner is fucking shite and I hate it. It's seen as some treat but it's the most dull meal this country ever invented. First of all, if it's done in an oven it's not roast, it's baked. A roast dinner is no more roast than a dinner done in an "air fryer" is fried. Roast dinners are baked. Air fryer dinners are baked. It's all convection ovens. But yes, I'm supposed to pretend that this dry, unseasoned chicken that's had the life sucked out of it by sitting for 2 hours at 200 degrees in an oven is somehow delicious. Pour some thin fucking bisto "gravy" over it and serve it alongside some limp vegetables and Aunt Bessie's Yorkshire puddings. Abysmal. The only good roasts I've ever had have been in pubs, and it's always roast beef (meat that actually has some fucking flavour) and the Yorkshires are actually cooked from scratch. But in people's homes? I've always had to plaster a smile on my face and pretend the limp fucking sahara dry chicken is delicious and not at all like eating plasterboard. Never had I had a good roast at someone's home, and it's always fucking chicken. Never beef, never pork. Fuck Christmas dinner too. The only thing that makes Christmas marginally better than a Sunday roast is the stuffing.
What the fuck did you do to the library of Alexandria?
charlie veitch is such a fucking gimp
this lad buggered his cat up the ares
?? ??
How do you actually roast something? Open flame?
Seriously though why shouldn't I kill myself? I am looking for a reason to live
WAKING UP FROM BAD DREAMS AND SMOKING CIGARETTES
CUDDLING A WARM GIRL AND SMELLING STALE PERFUME
A HOT SUMMER'S DAY AND STICKY BLACK TARMAC
FEEDING DUCKS IN THE PARK AND WISHING YOU WERE FAR AWAY
calm down abdul
Roast dinner is fucking shite
This post is browner than the roast
I will knock you the fuck off!!!
fuck off evil twat
she wanted food that was too salty for her
Round a family friend's who has kids having to pretend that the antics of their fetid little crotch goblins are adorable and that I don't at all want to dislocate their jaws with my kneecaps. Can't imagine a more futile pasttime than childrearing. Reckon you have to be a complete dolt to think procreation is a good idea.
king hell it's cold, are we sure we haven't stick a few months this year?
Here, boi.
LIORNTM
You'll die eventually. Try to enjoy things while you can. You probably won't get the opportunity of life again
it's like seven o clock and twenty degrees lad
told myself i wouldn't get back in the habit of smoking weed before the evening but it's saturday and i have nothing to do
that last thread lasted less than an hour, what the fuck gives?
Yes, that's pretty much it. Roasting is food cooked in front of a fire. In ye olde days it would have been turned on a spit. Convection ovens do not "roast" food.
best sex i’ve ever had was after a latop movie. good luck.
keep dying in skyrim
got the nirvana nevermind album cover up on my other monitor and I'm just sort of staring at it
What do you want?
not getting any chris?
Nevermind, the Romans burned it. Fucking savages
been scorching today what you on about
A transgender high-school athlete dominated the competition heeming all rivals to reach the finals of multiple events at California’s state championships on Friday.
AB Hernandez, 16, was the top qualifier for Saturday’s finals in the girls’ long jump and girls’ high jump at the California State Track & Field Championships in Clovis, outside of Fresno. Her triple jump measured 41 feet (12.5 metres) – nearly 10 inches (25cm) further than her closest rival.
What?
I do not socialise with other people
I was so hot last night I could barely sleep. I got myself quite worked up because my eyes felt itchy and I kept having the same thoughts over and over again I felt I was trapped in a "thought loop" and kept thrashing about violently in bed to break the cycle.
is skyrim having some sort of wider resurgence? seen so many posts about it here recently
Chicken is the meat of choice of Africans and no self respecting White man should be eating it. Beef, lamb, pork or bust. Fuck your lean, flavourless, fatless grey turd bird.
for me it's virgin killer by scorpions
anyone afraid of AI or just me
Why’s that lad
Things can get better lad. Get some help snd start a new chapter in your life.
clownworld
You are my whore.
California
why are they like this
The library of Alexandria
alri catfucker
that was in the day, still cold in the nights
would shag jules
shut the fuck up
What do you think of stuff like this?
If life is this shit at 22 I am gonna just drink myself to death right now when the sun goes down after the gym
Fuck off matt if that's you, hacked my computer or something?
how much did your willy flop around
hate women so fully support this
probably heightened a bit cos of the oblivion remaster and then everyone decided to try skyrim again
Rather Celtic.
The gigapozzed troonpilled jewish tranny infested cucked bluepilled goyslop forcefeed bugeating WEF libtard orwellian EV driving gas banning estrogenic vaxxmaxx podliving goywhipping taxforblacks globohomo clownworld
100% agree. Birds are shite. Fucking despicable
it takes a muscle to fall in love
CHAMPIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSS BAYBEEE
does she have baton
the incel trans alliance
ah fair yeah
might get in on a bit of the 'rim myself
doctorberg told me I shouldn't eat red meat and pork though
really?
C'mon.
He’d get it
i need a top of the line gaming pc and also it should do AI i heard there's a lot of money in that now
in my day these freaks would have had the faggotry beaten out of them
thoughts on this baton?
nurses smoke, don't take their advice
Go home.
the other girls just need to step their game up and do better
New Doctor Who is shit
timmy's "bwc" x
It was always shit
saw the outline of the neighbour's daughter in the bathroom window today
People always make fun of Detroit but it's not even that bad compared to Memphis, Saint Louis, or San Francisco.
Detroit has its problems but it's unfairly maligned compared to other cities.
hate being a weaselly little runt that doesn't watch the footie but I just find it so fucking boring
If not looked at your pictures already.
cronem feeling the outline of her hymen today
he's lying
red meat
pork
avocado oil
no seed oils
that's life
that's heaven
that's human
that doctor is bad
he's an idiot
he's wrong
he's evil
he's seed oils
i don’t have a suicidal bone in my body after doing a giant dose of acid. i used to take 5 psych prescriptions and now i’m doing better than ever unmedicated. you’ll need to work your way up to a dose like that, but if you’re already fucked in the head then funny colors probably won’t scare you. prices vary a lot but i get gel tabs for $3 here. finding a dealer is pretty easy too.
really need to do some cleaning but i cant be arsed
Watch the fucking footie you little worm.
have a theory that if your dad didn't groom you into it at a critical age then you'll forever just see it as man kick ball
Agreed. SF has become a shit hole; Portland's become a shit hole; Memphis and SL have been shit holes forever
When you think about it, time travel is possible. I'm travelling forward in time at a rate of 1 second per second.
Stuff like cryogenic freezing would also qualify as time travel. Freeze yourself and get thawed at a later date. From the individual perspective that would constitute time travel.
I just ate so much food today that i'm deffo falling asleep during the cl final
wait where can I even watch it is it on youtube
I got into it with World Cup 2010
its free on discovery+
get a fit bird to come and do it
Rate my poem:
Nigga get money, nigga get rich
Nigga get car, nigga get bitch
Nigga hey on me ye, nigga gimme that hay
Nigga please, nigga trees
Live like a nigga, die like a nigga
Swing like a nigga, cry like a nigga
I watched football as a kid. I played football as a kid. I've been on the football plenty of times throughout my life, my adulthood. But the last few years ive gotten less and less interested. These days I get bored out of my mind if I watch a match.
Not broken.
Changing chromosomes however? Not possible
they don't understand the things I say on twitter
*puts a rat in a glass on your skull*
Why is your new doctor shit lad?
had this tune saved to my blackberry back in the day
youtube.com
speaking mandarin are you?
SSRIs cause brain damage
banger
NHH
Cucumber.
why do people still give spaino's trans gimmick the time of day when its just a blatent rip off of the amer storyline. feels like our history is being lost
Vuvuzela and a Forlan long shot
Vuvuzela and a Forlan long shot
got fuck all money
When?
wacka wacka waheyy
Sacked tranny has been posting on this website since like 2015, this is well documented
Is saying "You're smart to agree with me" rude
I hate the new Kanye, the bad mood Kanye
The always rude Kanye, spaz in the news Kanye
mad how he got ahead of all criticism of himself years ago
NON-NARCOTIC
NON-ADDICTIVE
BRING BACK THE FUCKING QUAALUDES
yes
depression does too
lmao
no proofs
plus amer was pre 2015 you mong
Can't even imagine what waking up to having cystic fibrosis feels like
When??
you sure sound non addicted
a mentally ill freak on Anon Babble? not possible, it HAS to be a role play by a master baiter
So here's the thing
being here causes depression
Bad project.
being here cures depression
it’s true, search tilde on r9k
it doesnt make sense that sacked tranny would have been around at the time of amer. people would have noticed .
RIGHT HERE
RIGHT NOW
it's not so much being here causing depression but how and why you stumbled upon this place that caused it in the first place
getting a pc for my 15th birthday and finding this place shortly after utterly devastated me
I was normal before
Knife crime running riot in Donedon
Prove it, show us the knife crime stats for London over the last 10 to 20 years
What?
doubled edged sword
what kinda guitars do you lads play
J'déteste la nouveauté
not /brit/ so doesnt count. amer is our own. tilde can get to fuck. caring about sacked tranny here is like trying to reference Anon Babble gimmicks here.
depression is not an illness
i’m not not depressed
Indian movie. When?
telecaster
1. God doesn't exist
2. Ending your life prematurely is a bad idea
less paul
just had a piss that was so dark it was almost brown
don’t think you’re following
sacked tranny is tilde, he’s not ripping off amer
Balalaika
Goran
File a case. Indian movie.
kidney infection de lat
blood in your piss
felt depressed when 4chums was down because i had no one else to talk to
kek does Monica still post on Anon Babble? Miss her.
forever adrift in a lonely sea of pussylessness
anyone else getting video unavailable for the CL final
illegal oval, funny
Indian movie. When??
didnt imply that. you're the one not following. i'll follow the r9k tranny storyline as much as I'll follow the Anon Babble tranny storyline. i.e. I won't.
#notmytranny
Could be something you at, e.g., beets
Burton was a heavy smoker.According to his younger brother, as stated in Graham Jenkins's 1988 book Richard Burton: My Brother, he smoked at least 100 cigarettes a day.[369]
Burton was also an alcoholic most of his adult life. According to biographer Robert Sellers, "At the height of his boozing in the mid-70s he was knocking back three to four bottles of hard liquor a day."[372]
christ
was here sometime this week
Hello chaps.
well don’t talk rubbish about how sacked tranny is Spanlard ripping of amer then
cool :) i love guitars what colour are they mine is red
Dislike the disrespect L O S T gets
IT WAS A GOOD SHOW
WON MULTIPLE EMMYS
WAS THE FOUNDATION FOR A LOT OF MODERN SHIT
RIPPED OFF BY HUNDREDS OF SHOWS
HAD ONE OF THE HOTTEST CASTS ON TV
THE HATCH
NOT PENNY'S BOAT
THE CONSTANT
IT'S NEVER BEEN EASY
WE HAVE TO GO BACK
DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN'T DO
OTHERS....OTHERS
4 8 15 16 23 42
Byzantine music cures depression.
What?
not had a wank for nearly two weeks dunno what's up with me
go on lad give your willy a tug
Terrible show, dragged on for ages. Suffered from a lack of imagination towards the end, too. Poor writers
it could well be. any resident tranny on another board could well be stolen from any other board's resident tranny tbf since there isn't much crossover and unscrupulous gimmick purveyors can take advantage
kys
You’re a blithering idiot
2 moves, UK.
test
got some fragranced bin bags from marks and sparks
Shut the fuck up, retard
dumb faggot
there are many such cases of gimmicks showing up on the board that are actually just taken wholesale from other boards and most people are none the wiser since they dont browse those boards
you tried the flavoured ones
the fuck does he want now
Haha.
you don’t know what you’re talking about
fool
what the fuck are you talking about retard
moron
posting from the gfs bed after a day of shopping and dining with her
i am a normal person who does normal things you see
i can tell im on to something
ok
~ tilde
Could’ve been a normie but decided not to
Stfu
i think the last time i watch britain's got talent was when a dog won
I can tell you have a shite where your brain should be
im freaking had enough
oh my days the bot is sharing dodgy links now
Earth fist.
it wasnt a dog wot won it was the OWNER you mong
Someone play a 5 minute game with me: lichess.org
You need to stfu.
can't stop farting on my hands and smelling them
had pink eye 4 times this week
yeah but i bet the pg tips are leaky
pink eye
FOY
being a normie is a lot like being a deano. culturally barren
Gay porn gay porn or gay porn
there's literally dutch glowies posting and collecting intel here
no captcha
this site is run by the feds posing as moderators
Sven
you have to be tilde or some tilde wanker. no way does some rando defend her this hard
Everyone thinks I’m jewish but I’m not. It’s a roman nose
usually fart in the air then waft it towards my nose just to check the smell
Gay porn gay porn
lichess.org
alri Mordechai
for me it's lychee
my farts are so rancid that i did a fart outside last night when it was windy and it followed me all the way up the path and into my house
New
who is defending him? just dispelling the schizo belief that spainnonce is behind every single gimmick in this thread
grow up
need a trad virgin gf with tatttoos and a nipple piercing
I suck at chess.
wasn't tilde exposed for being a paedo on r9k or something like hat?
you’re actually completely retarded mate
pre game show
yank mutts
Let's play chess.
what if my name was unironically Scott Pilgrim
shut up tildefreak