I'll start, pic rel
Squandering the last patches of nature in a fallen town, surrounded by hundreds of strangers, getting degenerately drunk
it's hot, uncomfortable and there are too many people
if you enjoy this you are peak NPC. I cannot fathom what goes on in the mind of a person who enjoys this.
Do normalfags actually do that
Dystopian
euro
Letrinos do that too
I dont think thsts particularly european
Valborg.
It's just a big normie excuse for getting blackout drunk and set things on fire.
I did this today with 3 friends but in the middle of an urban city
Portugal never closes their shopping centers, so you rarely see people in outdoorsy activities except for tourists and some rich folk.
Cherish your nature NPC, the alternative if consoomer NPC.
it's hot, uncomfortable and there are too many people
just go when it's colder and there are less people then?
Ive never heard of this in my life
What do Swedes do instead?
idk, idc
Not him but we go to parks, sit down, get too hot, get drunk and play loud music on speakers.
So the exact same thing.
Anon has just never gone outside.
All the parks here are covered in geese poop
It's fun desu. One of the only memories for me from last summer.
Why would you go where it's this crowded
You meet new people possibly
No idea. I'd rather go to the lake and fish & drink beer alone.
There could be available women there
No idea. I'd rather go to the lake and fish & drink beer alone.
no wonder every here is an incel
Hello normiefags.
Why are you here on a Friday night when the weather is nice and all?
What excuse are you gonna larp today?
It was fun when I was 18-20. Could not pay me money to sit around that many plebs today.
This looks like fun
kids are asleep, mrs is preggs and already asleep too
got some comfy laptop time to myself
looks fun
Sure..
i'm also updating the wee ones tonies with new songs, always nice to crack some new ones on there
the bluey theme tune is a bit of a banger
Mhmmm
tonies
Thanks for supporting German slop
Transsexuals further than eye can see. Beautiful.
I quite like them, for me it's like an mp3 player a 2 year old can use
also our local playzone has a tonie swap corner, so we get new ones every week without a single euro going to hans
I want to smell German farts...
You have never seen a vagina.
8pm
already asleep
a bit early innit? do you guys then wake up at 4am
and set things on fire
at least this is soul
how do you get "too hot" in sweden
Fuck sake... Valborg and Midsommar is our only two good holidays.
Stop being a miserable fuck and go have fun.
Often 25-30c here in the summer during July/August.
And anything above 20c is too hot.
man has never left his room
pastebin plz
young children need 14 hours of sleep you complete mong
This is all I want to do IN GERMANY besides visit my sexy lady friend IN GERMANY and have sex with her IN GERMANY. IN AMERICA it's illegal to drink in public but no one seems to enforce it since there's better public nuisances to attend to like vagrants on the fetty
lol no, they get up at 8
when they were 0-2y/o it was 5pm to 9am asleep
pretty cosy nights in
i literally do this in the park, i just lounge around (usually after eating something) with my bf and we watch some show or something on his laptop
but it's illegal to drink in public in usa?
oh I dont drink alcohol, I just thought this was just people lounging in the park
mrs is preggs and already asleep
what are you insinuating?
screaming
not what I meant
Squandering the last patches of nature in a fallen town
What do you mean squandering? What would you prefer to be done with this land?
You act like a park is a bad concept or something. People should have open areas to enjoy.
It’s a patch of grass crowded with people who smoke, drink and play loud music. People sit there to be seen, basically real life tinder
I go to my city's equivalent of that pic basically whenever the weather is good, but I don't drink. I just lie in the sun and read a book, or I practice hobbies like juggling, kendama and calisthenics.
no, that's what they're for
I don't think americans understand.
They don't have this in their parks.
go to park with friends because weather is nice
have a few drinks
chill
people on Anon Babble are seething
Sometimes I wonder how broken you people actually are.
I have diagnoses enough to fill a 1990's phone book, NEET for life, only two friends, virgin at 31, never had a job but I still enjoy chilling in the park with them and having a beer or ten.
Fuck is wrong with you people?
This is the oldest and most pure European tradition alive. It comes from the Minoics 3000 years ago.
only two friends
You just hate stuff normies do for fun
has friends
Fuck off, normie pig
Rope is cheap.
i lived in germany for a while, it's everywhere, they really love crowding on big grass lawns for some reason. it's mostly stupid normies but I used to sit after long walks and eavesdrop on the conversations to improve my german listening
if you enjoy this you are peak NPC.
You've never seem a vagina
I have every and any kind of fun
Seeing people laughing makes my blood boil
only two friends
And I bet they won't even play Nightreign with you.
How is this a German / Euro thing
Everyone sits on grass niggers. Go touch grass. Or sit on it
i mean you have to be pretty low iq to find sitting in a big grass field surrounded by strangers with nothing to do but drink and talk particularly enjoyable
it's going to be pretty under-stimulating for non-retards
Normgroids were literally killing themselves during COVID because they had to sit at home doing nothing instead of sitting at a park doing nothing
It's universally forbidden in the anglosphere. The police will arrest you if you drink a beer in a park there. The only place where they allow it is Las Vegas.
Having fun is low IQ
Pretty much every great man in history did these things.
Unlike what mentally ill chuds say, having fun doesn't make you dumb
souls faggotry
We only play CS, Dota and Wow.
Fuck off with your crap.
Sad tbqh. I’d accepted such restrictive rules if it meant you had no crimes, homeless and druggies in parks, but that’s obviously not the case either
play music, play poker, cards, go on a hike
There are plenty of non-retarded non-normie ways to socialize. I play music and sing in choirs
Standing in an empty field with a bunch of loud smelly retards drinking shitty beer is not fun, its pure retarded animalism
beer gets warm after 10 minutes
grass hurts ass after sitting there for longer than 10 minutes
need to pee after 10 minutes and nowhere to go
mostquitos come out after 10 minutes
someone starts blasting music on their JBL box with RGB rainbow colors after 10 minutes
tl;dr it's fun for about 10 minutes
we are truly built different
wish this were true lol
>beer gets warm after 10 minutes
€30 box cooler full of ice
>grass hurts ass after sitting there for longer than 10 minutes
Lose weight you obese fuck
>need to pee after 10 minutes and nowhere to go
Nearest bush
>mostquitos come out after 10 minutes
Mosquitoes are always around, 24/7 all summer, no matter the location
>someone starts blasting music on their JBL box with RGB rainbow colors after 10 minutes
Then you boot up the Sony ULT Tower 10 and shake the entire park with some Chuck Berry and Jerry Lee Lewis
anglosphere
lol I forgot this includes the yookay
You forgot to defend the grass niggers.
Protip: you can't.
Only cityniggers that live in apartments do this.
getting ticks
Never had one. And I grew up in the countryside of Dalarna from age 0 to 19.
we are THE anglos T-T
ok cool all of this when there are about 89348548 things I'd rather do
play music, play poker, cards, go on a hike
All of these are normie hobbies
Standing in an empty field with a bunch of loud smelly retards drinking shitty beer is not fun, its pure retarded animalism
That's your opinion. Which is a wrong opinion because not everyone is a loser like you
I unironically only leave it once every two weeks
Berlin is such a SHITHOLE. Lived there 4 years for work. Fuck I hate it
you don't do this alone. you do this with someone. and the "activity" (sitting down) is secondary. primary is chatting with that someone.
yes, the surroundings are to be ignored when you're chatting with someone.
eradicate them all
tell me about it
"Having fun in public is le bad!"
No wonder zoomers are so socially misadjusted.
I've never done that however.
if i refuse to lie down on the grass because it's dirty, does that make me a very rude autistic person?
i've always sat on a mat at picnics
Grass in the middle of a city is going to be fucking filthy compared to countryside grass.