/brit/

(who I never really got on with or talked to)

Why was that

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song i’ve been working on lads, what you think?

Very good beat

diego is going to hell for being an evil midget bastard

hs?

Well according to his mates he was perfectly healthy and fit and he died of a massive heart attack at 59 one night. Some people are just unlucky. He was definitely healthy when I saw him about six months before. Didn’t drink or smoke, wasn’t fat.
Why’s that?
He was a nasty guy who beat my mother when they were married and my sister and I stopped seeing him regularly when we were about 10. Only reconnected with him (occasionally) in our 20s and we were never close.

enjoy burning in magic lava forever or something

Well according to his mates he was perfectly healthy and fit and he died of a massive heart attack at 59 one night. Some people are just unlucky

erm doesn't bode well for you mate

let me guess, vaxed?

pretty slick

wahh my dad was a horrible mean landlord who ruined my life it’s all his fault

?
i never said i could not get any money from insurers i said it was the wrong type of thing to claim on

i'm the smartest man in australia!

tung tung tung tung sahur
what a fucking guy

what was one you posted a while ago which has an organ in it I liked that one (sorry if this is a useless hint)

fuck it, time for angela white x violet myers

I just woke up in a FACKING happy mood, yeah? Because I LIVE in a PARADISE. Birmingham is a FACKING paradise! I fucking love the place. It’s full of friends. I fucking love the place!!!

Tbh no it doesn’t
It was during the pandemic actually but it was before they rolled the vax out. Don’t know if he ever caught covid either.

got an absolutely fucking nasty chaff. craving a gymtoil but reckon I'll barely be able to walk for a week if I go

sounds a congenital heart issue then. not random. the complete opposite in fact. almost determined as soon as he was conceived. and now you have those faulty genes. might want to get that checked de lad

get the cuckold porn watched

something very depressing about waking up at 7am and it's still kinda dark outside because it's almost winter and the weather is rainy

need a boong gf

found it in the archive, this one was memorable to me

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When the fuck did I say that? He was a horrible person because of what he did to my mother not because he’s a landlord
If you think your insurer won’t pay out for damage clearly caused by the tenant that makes me think it’s probably actually a maintenance/steuctural issue that you didn’t deal with that you’re just pinning on the tenants. Hope you learned from it at least
People can just have heart attacks. It’s rare but it happens. Both his parents are still alive so idk if it’s congenital

If you think your insurer won’t pay out for damage clearly caused by the tenant that makes me think it’s probably actually a maintenance/steuctural issue that you didn’t deal with that you’re just pinning on the tenants. Hope you learned from it at least

lmao this again makes me think you dont have a clue, you think i dont have structural insurance? lol lmao even
and no it was not a structural issue

What kind of properties do you have? And where in the country?

cheers laddies
had a little period when making this, quite the melancholy mood

everyone is on discord now. that's how you get birds apparently

Ok keep eating pointless costs out of negligence I guess its your bottom line lmao
A few flats and a couple of HMOs, all in Brizzle. Filled with leng female students.

im going to hit your head with a hammer

PURE SATIRE
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ree why didnt i predict that my tenant would break the law

ye good one mate

ever shagged any of the students? reckon you could?

You ever thought about sticking a camera up in the toilet?

Asked my lecturer out the other day with disastrous consequences. Luckily i did it at the end of the semester so i dont have to see her

haha specifics

the thought of having to send my child to a secondary school in 2025 britain is horrifying

start shooting drug users in public

Would love to and probably could (there are two Lithuanian girls in one of the flats, fucking HELL they are both fit) but it’s not worth getting involved in a mess like that. Also I’m nearly 30 at this point
No you fucking freak

Whys that

Well I have some good news Rorke: nobody is ever going to have children with you!

Beans.

deport the browns

Imagine a 20 cm dick up your ass. Anglo-Celtic is not Celtic.

kids in this country are literal demons, probably the worst in the world
schools are full a pot noodle haired mystery meat
black culture is the default

I will wank on her back while you watching my dick with Quran playing in the sub.

and you know this as a fact do you?
spend a lot of time around secondary schools yeah?
fucking nonce

Spend a lot of time hanging around primary schools do you Rorke?

youtube.com/watch?v=pmxmbO3hPfQ
this is my fav techno song

Bodied that paedo freak

just found out that one of my cotoilers (probably the one i respect the most) is, in fact, a poofter
that hits like a fucking gut punch that does

thing about asking women out is, they're all already in a relationship

if you're looking at a woman in her 20s with a BMI in the healthy range then the chances of her being single are essentially zero

got the incellular data on

nothing worng with that

This flag above I want to burn it.

must have had a poor quality sleep last night

still knackered even after those 5 coffees

not possible mate cus if every woman was in a relatiponship then every man would be too and im an incel you see so that makes no sense

We are opps.

if push comes to shove, there's always the good old struggle snuggle

That’s just what they tell you Rorke. When a normal bloke goes after them it’s a different story

yh its fucked
if you didn't get sorted in your late teens or very early 20s you're fucked and will have to wait until you're 30+ when some washed up hag will settle for you

time to improve reading comprehension skill

honestly very good post
if they are "single" it's cos they want to go out shagging 24/7
anyone worth any salt is taken

if i squeeze out a cheeky N word will you lads promise not to report me to janman?

do you have a quirky way of answering the phone lads? something like "ahoy hoy" or "go for *your name*"?

just call them mondays, because everyone hates mondays

nubile?

i just say 'speak'

mmmmyello?

Fuck off!!!

you have disturbed my slumber

i just announce myself:

speaking

alri johnny sack

I just farted.

Just watched that episode of Futurama where Fry finds his fossilised dog. I’m an absolute mess now.

scmrwing

that's a good'n

No relation.

Whose emoji is this?

rorke eating peppers and eggs for tea

he was alright dont worry

ZOMGWTFBBQ?!

can't take them serious knowing they take cock up their arse

Hey Bitch.

i just say 'speak'

1 min.

brits were right to leave the EU

Sounded Indian.

just thought of a camgirl from 7 years ago

Bloated.

yes, this will help us compete against the US and China

only dnm i've ever used is arche, any better ones going?

Grow up.

cock master

be proud of taking a knobber up the bum

The Duck empire.

our politicians all love LGBT

tfw you will never fuck a girl

Sucking off a burning tower block, grenfellatio

Not today.

this is my world today

rorke got that gay rapist swag

^_^

Proper fight.

mental how cross-dressing, mostly-white, mostly-heterosexual men have managed to place themselves at the top of the oppression hierarchy, appropriating all the language historically used by oppressed minorities, and leftymongs worldwide are happy to enforce it with zeal.
it's a masterful move really that only the white man could have accomplished.
bravo white man.

#RAPE

got infowars on

howling

why do politicians love the gays so much? they’re not even an important voting bloc

be bird spell
or
bed bells rip
or
blips redly
or
derby pills

1 hour reprieve from toilberg's fascism

in my lab cooking up something devious

Jordan Peterson vs 20 Atheists | Surrounded

It might do. Let's say a person is gay and engages in gay acts. Do you:

1) Start a criminal process to punish them (this costs the country money)
2) Let them get a job so they can pay taxes (this gains the country money)

bro think he Heisenberg

just took an arrow to the knee

Not personal.

homosexuality isnt illegal in the USA or China

ermm what the fork

mad how thick the average atheist is that they make peterson look intelligent

Yeah.

might go to Berlin and top some local fruit

least money obsessed atheist

perfectly edible fruit here

(8)i shoot for the stars (8)

Tha cat agad

looking forward to my vacation in Kraków

I'm just saying that from an economic standpoint it can make sense to allow LGBT people to participate in society. They can work, pay taxes, and buy stuff which boosts the economy.

I didn't say anything about atheism or religion or whatever. Your post is not an argument

He’s feasting on that shit

I am a dog.

binmen still haven't been

ree why would you think my immorality and materialism is linked to my theological and philosophical worldview

lol lmao even

nigga you think a bush and snake talked and some bloke was in a fish for 3 days before getting spat out

oh go on then

What do you mean?

One of the worst feelings. Stay alive? The misery.

same here

what's the problem?

bought 25 tickets me

whales arent fish my nigga

*

What? I'd rathey be Indian than a nonce spy.

this is real life not a cartoon so those things dont actually happen
bible says it was a fish plus whales didnt exist back then

I'm just saying that from an economic standpoint it can make sense to allow LGBT people to participate in society. They can work, pay taxes, and buy stuff which boosts the economy.

So?

how do you know they didn't happen?

bushes cant talk mate

how do you know?

do you think its reasonable to think they did happen?

I make your mum's bush quack every Thursday

cartoon?

bros trying to argue that a bush can talk
the christniggafreak brain is amazing

in the context of the biblical narrative yes
in isolation i think it is unlikely but not impossible
do you have a reason to think it's unreasonable?

is telegram good for porn?

he knows everything there is to know obviously
he's seen a lot of cartoons

you got an argument or just beliefs?

people still falling for diego's bait after literally fucking 10 years unchanged. blud is the undisputed king of baiting gullible cunts

everything speaks
animism is real :)

yea my argument is that bushes cant talk

that's a belief not an argument

screaming
youtube.com/watch?v=oVYnRKmxHXA

well anything within the limits of human imagination is possible in the context of literature.

but yes, its unreasonable to think it happened just because a single book claims so.

pakman

its a fact mate

highly doubt you've met every bush

so what you're saying is you have no argument
so a book that has profound verisimilitude and depth and prediction contains an element you dont understand and on that basis you think it's false while the rest of the book is true? this is incoherent
... now if you could prove it is logically impossible for a bush to talk (i.e. miracles) that's a different question

or people just indulge him because he's a loveable goofy character

u done him

idgaf about your gay semantics you think a bush can talk lolol

look at her go

most intelligent atheist

yeah but mostly the thirdie groups/channels

what if mihai just got perma banned

i think your ability to reason effectively and objectively has been distorted by dogma. quite sad to see in a person of your intelligence. but also an important lesson in that. even the smartest of us aren't immune to believing strange things

No lad.

do you have any evidence for this claim?

yes, many of your posts

bushes cnat talk mate

can you elucidate even a single post as to how it demonstrates this?

Mihai used to get banned loads, he used to post literal hardcore gay porn webms fairly regularly. He didn't have a static IP.

What If She Comes here?

yet one did, so what is your claim?

did mihai stop posting on reddit? i htink he is infirm from his back issues or something

didnt tho did it, someone wrote that it did in a book

You want it?

so a book that has profound verisimilitude and depth and prediction contains an element you dont understand and on that basis you think it's false while the rest of the book is true? this is incoherent
... now if you could prove it is logically impossible for a bush to talk (i.e. miracles) that's a different question

moo peng

rorkes opp

Yep. Totally stopped posting everywhere, all of a sudden. Hasn't been heard from since. He's most likely dead.

a book that has profound verisimilitude and depth and prediction

hs?

It's floor.

Watching I kissed a boy again

Is moo deng legal yet

Ok, Aussie farted.

Maybe it's moral to let LGBT people have LGBT relationships if that's what they want

So maybe being accepting of LGBT people will help us compete with the US and China, because if LGBT people are accepted in society then they're more likely to want to work, thus they'll pay taxes, thus we'll be able to afford better weapons to defend ourselves against China and possibly the US

whats more likely an extraordinary claim with no evidence that a bush talked a singular time in history, or that bushes simply cant talk and it didnt happen

Their heart is gonna explode.

Diego is a cuckstian now?

already have 2bh.
but im not particularly willing to devote more energy to it as you have made it quite clear you are completely and utterly trapped by dogma. i dont think theres a single thing that could be presented to you that would deter you from your current beliefs. you've fully invested in it and have shaped your entire worldview and morality system around it (sort of). its like talking to an islamic fundamentalist - completely futile.
to do a 180 on this would be so humiliating and demoralising for you, i dont think you could handle it. so i think you will continue regardless.
so i dont see the point in further discussion.

deegs doesn't even go to church

So maybe being accepting of LGBT people will help us compete with the US and China, because if LGBT people are accepted in society then they're more likely to want to work, thus they'll pay taxes, thus we'll be able to afford better weapons to defend ourselves against China and possibly the US

People work because they need to work, this is a very weak argument for "acceptance", Craig. What do you even mean by that word?

prophecy that came to pass like in daniel, or with jesus
depth such as typological constructions across time such as adam->jesus
verisimilitude such as Three things will last forever—faith, hope, and love—and the greatest of these is love.

maybe it's moral to let murderers murder people if that's what they want

you cant be serious

no evidence

except all things it said and the truth of what it said and all the true stories around it

lol lmao even
again a lot of beliefs without a shred of evidence
project on

just earned a quillion pounds.

remember when diego used to come on here, get pissed up and offer people money to come and kill him?

thats not evidence

50k i believe it was. what a pathetic amount

any federal agents pretending to be shitposters in?

XD

how so?

hmmmmmmmmm shal i start drinking hmmmmmm

Possible.

Spaino is a christian bore now

Rorke just fell to his knees in Farmfoods

prophecy that came to pass like in daniel, or with jesus

How do you know this came to pass

verisimilitude such as Three things will last forever—faith, hope, and love—and the greatest of these is love.

What does it mean for these things to "last forever"?

we can argue in circles but at the end of the day bushes cant talk and we both know it so wise up none of that shit actually happeend

Shut up, Indian.

What? Habe ich

catberg walked psat and she smells pooey

Not your finest work, leftypolbaitlad

What?

If LGBT can't participate in society then they might emigrate or perhaps they would resort to suicide - either of these would deprive our country of tax revenue. And if you want to punish such people with the criminal justice system, that costs money - paying for judges and prisons etc.

>maybe it's moral to let murderers murder people if that's what they want

you cant be serious

I didn't say anything about murder. I'm not saying that a desire by a person to perform an act always justifies the act.

pooey cat

How do you know this came to pass

what do you mean? the things that they said would happen then happened

What does it mean for these things to "last forever"?

i dont understand what is confusing about last forever?
again do you have any evidence for your claim or is it just your belief?

Having toast and marmite

Going to get yolked. No more ripped body. It's bulking time baby

could someone please suck me off

The Eastern Europeans...

I'm not saying that a desire by a person to perform an act always justifies the act.

that's literally what you said above lmao

If LGBT can't participate in society then they might emigrate or perhaps they would resort to suicide - either of these would deprive our country of tax revenue. And if you want to punish such people with the criminal justice system, that costs money - paying for judges and prisons etc.

So? I shall remind you again that being gay is not illegal here or in Europe or in the USA or in China

If LGBT can't participate in society then they might emigrate or perhaps they would resort to suicide

Good.

poofs are pandered to constantly
what makes you think they aren't accepted by society?

the things that they said would happen then happened

How so?

i dont understand what is confusing about last forever?

Nothing is confusing about it, answer the question

Shazam.

Down to 40

your nan

I'm not baiting though. If we can maximise the productivity of everyone in society (including LGBT people) by letting them do a job they enjoy, it means we generate more tax revenue, so we can better fund public services, and we can better fund the military so we can protect ourselves.

No I didn't

Okay sure but some people in the US and China might be less accepting of LGBT people. LGBT people might then be more depressed and less productive, meaning less tax revenue generated for society.

That means less tax revenue though, resulting in a weaker and poorer country.

You've cornered him

What?

need to do a poo but I'm going to keep it in the chamber for a while, feels so lush pressing up against my prostate while i'm walking around mmf x

dare you to drink a coffee

what jobs are lgtvs banned from doing in the uk?

That means less tax revenue though, resulting in a weaker and poorer country.

Good.

What's the forbidden move?

the french gimp who thinks he's a shagger and a hardman is here

How so?

in daniel for example daniel prophesied that the temple would be taken over by a descendent of a commander of alexander the great (antiochus iv epiphanes), that happened hundreds of years after he was writing in bablyon
just as an aside do you have any familiarity with the bible?

Nothing is confusing about it, answer the question

so you agree "last forever" is not hard to understand? what's te problem then

no i didn't

yes you did you wrote

Maybe it's moral to let LGBT people have LGBT relationships if that's what they want

i.e. if people want something then we should let them have it regardless of the morality of that want

The bin.

I didn't say LGBT people aren't accepted, or are banned from jobs in the UK. The issue that was raised was whether accepting LGBT people helps us to compete against the US and China. I think it could well do. If LGBT people feel accepted then they'll probably be more productive, thus they'll pay more taxes to the state, and we'll have a stronger and more wealthy society.

In a weaker and poorer country, there's a higher chance you'll die. I don't want to die. Maybe you do, but many people don't.

I love you too, Aussie.

yes you did

No I didn't. I said that maybe it's moral to do X, where X is "let LGBT people have LGBT relationships if that's what they want"

You're making extra assumptions

so your argument is "maybe it's right maybe it's wrong" great argument mate really added to the discussion
tit

If LGBT people have relationships then it doesn't hurt other people, so if they want to engage in sexual activity in their own bedrooms, maybe it's okay to allow that.

It's a simple idea but you're not following it because you're a moron

If LGBT people have relationships then it doesn't hurt other people, so if they want to engage in sexual activity in their own bedrooms, maybe it's okay to allow that.

begging the question

It's a simple idea but you're not following it because you're a moron

it's a simple fallacy but you're not following it because you're a moron

It's not fallacious to allow LGBT to engage in relationships

You're a moron

got to go to toil in about an hour
wish i could be a man of leisure and not toil
then again id never leave the house

it's not fallacious to allow murderers to murder people

You're a moron
genuinely how is it possible to be as bad at critical thinking and philosophy as you are
have you ever had a proper irl iq test done? i'd be shocked if you were above 80

We're not talking about murderers, you are genuinely thick. No wonder you believe in God.

one act is immoral, the other is moral. source? trust me bro reeeeee

you're utterly braindead

source?

If two gay adults have a relationship and engage in consenting sexual acts in their bedrooms, it doesn't harm other people. So perhaps the moral thing is to let them do it.

Like if someone gets enjoyment from a book that I don't like, or a movie that I don't like. It's still moral to let them enjoy those things, even if I don't like those things. As long as they're not harming other people.

You stupid cunt.

If two men decide to murder each other and engage in consenting (to try and) murder then it doesn't harm other people. so perhaps the moral thing is to let them do it
you're so utterly retarded

If two men decide to murder each other and engage in consenting (to try and) murder then it doesn't harm other people. so perhaps the moral thing is to let them do it

That's why assisted suicide is now a topic in British politics - because a lot of politicians believe that if a person wants to end their life, and they're not harming anybody else, then it might be okay for a second person to help the first person end their life.

You fucking moron.

so you think murder is moral therefore other immoral acts like inappropriate sex acts are moral... great one mate
you go keep doing your evil away from me
sad

Assisted suicide is not the same as killing someone who does not consent to it, obviously, you fucking idiot

you're the one who brought it up in relation to murder you utter retard
literally arguing against yourself you're so unbeliveably thick

You brought up two people engaging in "consenting" murder you fucking idiot

two people agree to try and murder each other... you dribbling illiterate

If two men decide to murder each other and engage in consenting (to try and) murder then it doesn't harm other people

So they'd be consenting to the risk of death, unlike where you kill someone who doesn't consent to that

You genuine moron

so again you see nothing immoral about murder...
this is the last response you will get, evil worker of the devil
never try to infect me with your posts every again
get behind me satan

Killing someone who doesn't consent to it is wrong

You're so thick it's incomprehensible

Glad I could beat you in this argument