/brit/

Get in lad, THAT is peng. Cheers!

I don't think snakes and other reptiles are capable of that particular emotion. They all have less developed brains than mammals.

Same with fish. A dolphin can feel joy but a shark cannot. Even without knowing their brains as we do, you need only look at their behaviour to see it.

What if you looked in your closet and you found that moths had gotten into your clothes but only the seat of your pants so all your pants have a hole the exact size of your ass

they along with spiders and scorpions should all be killed

Thoughts on international jewry, lads?

there's no way of knowing what it's like to be a snake but they're still living animals

I read a headline once that was like "I jerk off my severely disabled adult son, here's why"

thanks lad, you're not so bad yourself x

the aussie has a lot of growing up to do.

That's just what they want you to think.

there was that reddit story about a lad who broke both his arms and couldn't wank and it made him really frustrated so his mum started wanking him off and eventually they started having full sex

scorpions taking an unfair wrap there

when have you ever even seen a scorpion? There can't be more than like 10 scorpions in the entire world. And I don't mean species, I mean actual scorpions.

my ex wife could tell you all about it haha!!

Everything he says is just what I would expect from any British poster

what if your penis was a literal snake

girl poop

youtube.com/watch?v=WMGUjO2QF6M

I believe in anti-cultural radicalism.

don't think there was

used to own a dead one i bought in tunisia and i was afraid it'd come back to life like in the mummy

apparently they exist in italy ffs like wtf

if my penis was a snake that shit would be an anaconda

Hot...

Given what we know about brains though, the machinery for the higher emotions that we and other mammals experience simply isn't there within reptiles.

By all means keep a pet snake but know that it feels nothing for you.

aye there were
youtube.com/watch?v=6Yk599VALRI

my pet worm loves me and i don't care what you think

practising my ninjutsu in my smelly bedroom

whatever happened to vimeo

there's actually wild yellow-tail scorpions in the UK as well but they are entirely confined to a single brick wall in Sheerness, Kent

theorised that they came off with a shipment at the dock and made their home there but they can't survive anywhere else due to the UK climate generally being too harsh for them

Don't understand pet tarantulas and snakes. All you can do is look at them.

keep at it, maybe one day you'll wake up Japanese

you have a scorpion wall?

god wouldn't that be lovely

1 of the big cans turned into 4. SURELY it will not go further than this

idiot

in the past you could just do things

yeah but they can't expand beyond it or they die

Mental how AI has pushed oral exams back into fashion for a lot of universities

plotting a porridge for brek

so inexperienced socalising that I've lost the ability to small talk
woman in corner shop was telling me about the new vape laws coming into effect and I just sort of mumbled

I expect an oral exam from you PRONTO!

so i have a fwb now with a mid face but a smoking hot body and I can just shag her every weekend and not have to deal with her all the time. I fvcking won.

What's the worth of a degree these days with AI as it is anyway?

Sure there is still much to be gained in terms of human experience going to university: partying, shagging, networking etc but in terms of the actual knowledge you can produce after the end of your degree, there are computer programs right now that can shit out work well, well beyond what graduates can.

We're in this weird limbo land now where we're just waiting for AI to fully do its thing and make all this antiquated stuff properly redundant.

Sexual innuendo is so millennialcore lil pup lay off

imagine being born with two willies and the doctor cuts off the bigger one
remember reading something about that

I hope this Arabella girl knows what she's getting into. She's going to be a superstar, I just hope she's not diddled by every Hollywood Jew along the way and end up like Amanda Bynes or Michelle Trachtenberg (RIP).

partying, shagging, networking etc

ahhh, so THAT'S what I was supposed to be doing the last few years

$85 for a 750ml bottle? get fucked

do you think Emma ever fell victim to such nefarious characters?

Uh-huuuuh.... *calls in the men in white coats*

All alcoholic beverage is fucking digusting, you can only taste ethanol and anyone who claims otherwise is a lying cunt

why does this belgian show up and spam advertisements and then proceed to post about black men fucking white women?

Sir Kirgyzstaner

average a shower every 5 days me

Some fruity beers actually taste really good

tv networks that still insist on releasing episodes on a weekly basis instead of the entire season at once really need to fuck off and wake up, it's the 2020s for gods sake

only 1 thing can cure katie's bbc derangement syndrome: tranny willy exposure therapy

my future wife still hasn't been born

You already know the answer.

crazy how both mousey and emmayank are 130+ IQ

combined yeah

ye mousey 129 and emmayank 1

want to practice my new interactive gimmick but no one engages with me :(

hi :)

who's there

where's the good frenchman (the non-schizo one)

(7 letters)

niggers

poosmeg

was feeling bad but heard the birds chirping outside, realised I’m comfy in bed with a full belly and i dont have anything to stress about for a few days

shut up nobody cares for your stupid game

contains an e

There has never been any such person
Ever

It's naggers.

Mousey is literally a genius if you read some of his posts. Emmayank is a stretch but I definitely get the feeling there is a genius behind the posts. I am 130s IQ btw multiple times tested in person

with a full belly

just sucked all the cum out your bf's dick have you aye?

ktim
i'm also high on heroin so life is gravy right now

rather than drinking 2 coffees back to back maybe I should just buy a big mug

You already are a big mug.

any closeted gay lads in?

you would have to make double the coffee at once. you would get the measurements wrong and fuc it up. dont do it

grow up

based
based

maybe aussies arent so bad

racismlad is too strung out on heroin to do any racism anymore.. sad

hate you all :(

block ads on twitch

i also have a job now, you might call me a functional junkie
the racism thing was always an act, i don't find it funny anymore

I love you

you'll be sucking abo cock for a pack of smokes in 6 months time

You were a fraud all along!

Righy well it's almost fucking june how did that happen

i haven't seen an abo in ages, they're actually quite rare
i do believe in the white genocide conspiracy theory, i just don't care that much

so you're a leftypol

The scran

Exceptional human beings always feel lonely amid the vast human throng. Hitler saw his solitude as a wonderful opportunity to meditate and not to be submerged in a mindless sea. In order not to be lost in the wastes of a sterile desert, a strong soul seeks refuge within himself. Hitler was such a soul.

the gimmick is too high effort im sorry

shup ya twat

delish and none of those burnt bits that give you cancer

no, i'm just too grown up now to go around being an edgelord

The majority of his posts are complete gibberish, word salad regurgitated from his interpretation of wikipedia articles, attempts to connect dots that he himself doesn't properly understand.

It's the difference between someone who watched a youtube video about black holes because they're cool and someone who went to university for mathematics and physics, who understands the laws that govern them.

That said, I will grant you that he's not an idiot. I'll happily agree he's north of 110 but you have to take everything he posts in the context of the fact that he probably does have actual schizophrenia. There's no structured learning behind any of the things he posts. There will never be any room for nuance or exeptions or indeed explanations beyond "I read X sentence on wikipedia about Y, so now I think Z".

dadberg sent me the michael cain nodding at batman gif when I sent him my shagger texts. Not a failure you see
nasty

youtube.com/watch?v=kaMzgIof6iQ

maybe I'll shorten it to 5 letters only and try again during peak hours

AI is not responding.

Your dad paid her

way i see it is why waste a post replying a single word when i could write one of my inane thoughts, but I wish you luck

Sure.

wish the girl i like would split up with her bf so i could have a crack at her

you've been initiated into the council of shaggers

dunham

well the fun is in trying to get the word but maybe it's only fun for the person making it
someone managed to get cheadle in 2 goes yesterday

good morning. I said GOOD MORNING!!! :D I hope all of my friends on /brit/ are ready to run head first into the day. Remember: try your best, stay positive and stay hydrated. Love ya.

Anglo-Celtic is wet.

We gotta put the Irishman in Turkey.

just had sex with my aunt for an hour

mommy's alright
daddy's alright
they just seem a little weird

yer gettin yer cawk sacked kid

I had one dream!

I don't believe you but am willing to suspend my disbelief on grounds that it's a hot fantasy if your aunt is hot.

How's the pathy looking boys

link

your energy is kinda off bro

Low quality mf'er.

friendberg was MIA and hadn't heard from him since march, turns out he was in a coma for 5 weeks from a collapsed lung caused by excessive drinking and had a 20% chance of survival, fucking mental

Bank holiday weekend de lads.

idrlabs.com/psychopathy-spectrum/test.php

coffee poo then off to toil

False. Entirely unpredictable on the cans, would have been impossible to rig. I am in bliss. I am an absolutely disgusting freak but I found a woman that knows I have a big chudrocket and wants to have sex with me often. My premature ejaculation has gone away and I am able to fuck the absolute daylights out of women with my girthy 7.5 incher . I won and it feels great. TRVMPVS made america great again and sent me a butterface 6/10

Sargent.

you're 30 years old al mountain
grow up

morning deegs much plowing going on this weekend

This is gay.

You have tiny wrists and tiny hands, Al

imagine believing that our understanding of personality and the mind is robust enough to empirically distinguish a person's "sociopathy level" to a granularity of 0.06 of a percent like you were measuring water in a beaker or charge through a wire

complete and utter woo

Sure.

i'm scared to poo because lately they've been coming out really thick and hard and my ringpiece is in tatters, might need to get on the metamucil or summat

morning mate
i'd put the odds at 0.0001% seeing one girl who i want to, but she doesnt seem keen. oh well (and that's assuming she still meets me haha)

talk about,
pop muzik

25
I do have tiny wrists tbf but normal hands

Shut up you twat

How to be superior?

Reminder if you’re fat you cannot complain about not getting pussy

strongly agree, agree, neutral, disagree, strongly disagree

fucking bull shit

She's black isn't she
Sorry but something is wrong with the way "she" is writing these texts

Turkey.

She’ll dump you when she finds out you’re on Android

Why am I built like a Breton?

thoughts diego?

why do some posters post the same posts every day?

t'was o'er 'fore it e'en began

all americans talk like black women now

I am Jack the ripper.

good man least youre putting yourself out there. have a shag or 2 for me when im in the fray later on here 10 tins of kronenbourg in talking utter tripe

They are mentally ill

Guitar..

didnt ask

ironically this question is asked every day

haha not gona be shagging mate

The midgets should actually appreciate this. It means the women you match with won’t care about you being a short arse

fizzy raspberry strawberry lavender peach lemonade

There's nothing wrong with being black, rorke

God have mercy on me.

youtube.com/watch?v=TkwZ2uQu2hE
youtube.com/watch?v=TkwZ2uQu2hE
youtube.com/watch?v=TkwZ2uQu2hE
HAPPENING

but I'm stick thin

you'll still be able to match with people outside your selection

quite like your editions pal not sure who you are but keep doing it

Something that annoys me about these self-report 1-5 sliding scale tests is that if you know ANYTHING about the condition being tested for, you are capable of pushing the result whichever way you like.

The image attached is from an online autism test. The selected answers will yield a diagnosis of turbo autism. And if you invert the selected answers you'd get a diagnosis of no autism, turbo normie. You can apply this to every single question in these dogshit tests because the questions are so mind-numbingly transparent that the test taker always understands the thrust of the question.

You could do this for BPD, narcissism, schizoid personality, social anxiety, depression, autism, antisocial personality, ADHD and many more. These tests that rely completely on the test taker being 100% truthful and objective are, in my opinion, worthless since they are completely at the mercy of the test takers' will to be diagnosed or not. Fifty questions may as well be replaced with one: do you want me to diagnose you with [condition]?

haha why even take the test dude since it's so obvious you have autism for having typed all this up haha gottem

hmm yes very droll

Prove it rn

Papers.

She is a quadroon, not sure why she insists on talking like that. She is from the PNW, I am a white ethnic (0% English) from the niggorhell ghetto and I speak/text like a normal peckerwood.
Thought so, but she seems really into me. I told her I like feet and armpits and kind of had a chuddy spergout before she got an uber home but STILL she is texting me constantly. Just an all-time great shagger, you see. Everything worked out marvelous. I will make her my fwb while I look for an aryan tradwife

So? Why would you push for the result you want?

Idk, bro.

She is a quadroon

Oh dear

youtu.be/1ccElDZUTpQ?si=A6FMnWE-6UFz2f-t
This is the pinnacle of British culture

diego turning on his computer and loading up his AI gf

maybe that could be my new gimmick

just took a tummy pic in my webcam and it felt incredibly gay so shan't

project on

had a chuddy spergout

What happened

Kys.

(8) fame is a gun and i point it blind (8)

My man.

God is a delusion.

pearl bibles
or
lapel bribes
or
by air spell
or
early blips
or
spirally be

hs?

I will show you.

Autism at a level previously unobserved

Factory settings.

are you still bumping bladee diegee? x

soundcloud.com/the-slowgester/silence?si=de3a4341a0fd41b895f03b3336abdd7a&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing
Wet Dream.

People want a diagnosis. They want to be validated for feeling the way they feel and acting the way they act. They want an excuse for why things didn't go the way they wanted in the past and they want special consideration and concessions provided to them in the future. They want to feel that they have a legitimate reason to be treated with extra care and attention.

They're not sat in front of a doctor filling out a questionnaire because everything in their life is going well. The absolute worst possible outcome following the questionnaire would be the doctor tallying it up and going "nah these are totally normal responses, you're not going to be diagnosed with anything. Back to your shitty life you go, empty handed".

ye my g, you?
u seeing him in dec?

looks like charli xcx with a better body
she is going to school for environmental science and started talking about environmentalist shit, microplastics, #landback etc so I went full unibomber, and she was not feeling it at all. The left has gone insane.

Irish fist..

Yeah you’re fat

People want a diagnosis.

This test does not lead to a diagnosis. Argument invalidated.

which ones do you mean?

I'd love to but I'm a shy ghoul + his crowds are always packed and stink apparently

dont even have the energy to post inane stream of consciousness drivel anymore

grim do they
i wont be seeing him either then haha

I thought they mostly wanted a diagnosis for benefits so they don't have to go to fucking work every day

I'm fat and gay so finding sex is still easy

Pass out on the floor and look like pathetic loser fuck for the life you asked for when your father died. Now he is burning in hell after he rotted in his grave..

These gays…

Ah yes, psychopathy, everyone wants to be diagnosed with that

I am blinded by the sun.

*gives you a little sugar water to perk you up like a bee*

Mogged

Please I need a wife
My life isn't worth living without one

I accidentally called it a fagarette

yh.. there was a narrow period where it was only a small group of real fans, now it's stadiums packed to the brim with unwashed tiktokers

youtube.com/watch?v=wcbDt1f8YTc

XD

just heard some geese just now

yeah yeah yeah nice try

This is Katze..

do you go outside and talk to women?

ok tell them I said hello

Ez.

Just did a massive poo and my ring felt like it was burning, how do gaylads manage to get cocks up there

Yes but it's really hard

The fuckery out of it, cocksucker? XD

Humanoids adapt pretty quick.

Discussing the age of consent is controversial because it touches on sensitive issues like sexual autonomy, exploitation, and legal protection for minors. People often disagree on where to set the boundary between protecting young people and respecting their rights. Additionally, cultural, moral, and religious views can further complicate the debate.

burzum

13 year old girls don't know about burzum
she's being groomed in a discord somewhere

Good morning my wagie friends, lads.

Take True ancestry

get the booze in. swear on everything it makes it easier. Just have to stay in the sweet spot of 3-5 drinks. Have had 16 birds and only 1 I pulled sober (with psychopathic manipulation)

British/Chinese standard, nice. Cheers!

Say hello to my little friend.

*waves to your willy*

I don’t know Mormons were built like that

You gotta learn or else...

my testicles have gone all red

cheerleader effect

These psychometric tests form the basis of every single mental health diagnosis. Yes you will still need an in-person interview with a clinical psychologist but the idea that you, or anyone, would ever be diagnosed without EVER having one of these tests administred to you is flat out wrong. But the tests aren't worth the paper they're written on. May as well do away with them, is my argument.

Definitely some do.

Let's say you're a suspected psychopath and the powers that be are determined to see if you are in fact a psychopath, they decide to administer a psychometric 1-5 sliding scale test. The questions are pic rel and you, being a psychopath with an IQ over 80, comfortably push the test to the result of "not a psychopath" with the selected options since the questions are completely transparent and you don't want to be clocked.

Apply your theory on me. Come at us bro.

hate the gnawing feeling of hunger it's so inescapable
wish I could only eat once a week

Was that?

Get out of the forest. Or I will spill your blood.

diego doesnt have joie de vivre

Get on Ozempic or Mounjaro

i get a feeling like this at night for booze and it doesnt go away until i give up

I'm 9 stone

if ul ook closely at em their faces are mingin haha
how come?

Can I get canceled or owned?

What the hell? What the helly?

I am Bronson.

Oh I assumed you were a fat cunt if hunger was such an issue

Argument won. Do you do politics and religion?

I don't know how to play.

People blame Jews for leftism but it was actually the fault of the French

Wonder if the effect too, for the >80 IQ psychopath, is realizing by the questions they're not answering honestly that they ARE a psychopath, and then falling into a psychopath Warframe community online, and then getting together and jacking off on the Warframe figurines. What do you think?

new thread is made by some forin cunt

fucking state of it all

can I grow thicker eyebrows or nah

Niggers.

my life is like a video game

What the hellyante?

Anger spectrum test results are high. Very high anger, but not a psychopath. Get in there.

Not in the middle of it.

might get a gf this year

what video game is it most like?

I scored.

You want a full Brezhnev?

Feel horny as fuck but can't have a wank as the bf is over tonight

i was neet for almost 14 years and finally got a job and i hate it

20 years here get on my level

cenno calling your name

I would rather watch you bleed..

Cuckold simulator

having an ill-advised 4th coffee in a row

if you don't feel light-headed and unwell then it's not working and you need another cup

holy grimoli

how'd you pull that one off? are you a medical grade autist or just some rich cunt?

It's 10x lush this morning

Bumbaaaaclartttttt

When do you stop being a poser?

unc is at least 38

what are we talking here? instant? something fancier? milk? two sugars?

get the decaf in

Me missus bought me a french press and coffee grinder last year and I don't get jittery anymore. Instant coffee is disgusting to me now.

poo

It gotta be a dream.

I don't talk to forins, keeps me young (and alive).
Sorry I don't speak nigger

Fine.

I’m 18

You can't win the hairy pussy competition with me, it is my fetish.

Weird was faggot nigga stop being a fuckhead.

I got you. I am British.

oogaboogabixnoodmuhfugga

Okay Laquwandrea

Huh? You fuck?